The Unwritable Rant

On this episode, Juliette takes you through her favorite conversations with some of the funniest people on the planet. Guests include Jim Norton, Nick Di Paolo, Ari Shaffir, Anthony Cumia, Rain Pryor, Bob Levy, Bobby Slayton, and Steve McGrew. Juliette dives into the art of comedy and the people who create it... all while drinking Larceny bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette meets Crabapple, becomes grossly restless, falls into a safety net, fears car explosion, tests friendship limits, dances with the beer tub girl, goes on a hair band renaissance tour, connects with Shapeshifter, has her room violated, is offered cocaine, rages at a desert sky, allows a When Harry Met Sally indulgence, and hammers out a resolution… All while drinking Basil Hayden Dark Rye whiskey. Check out Juliette's top 5 bourbon video Top 5 Youtube Video

On this episode, Juliette does preemptive damage control, enters the laboratory, explains a weird neon glow, contemplates best brain time, gets interrogated, meets the neighbors, launches a counterattack, calls the band, and revels in the Hokey Pokey… all while drinking Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette recovers from a woodland weekend, feels edgy, hears aggressive scratching, finds a dirty scavenging rodent, witnesses boozy genius, rolls away, manipulates Adonis, makes chicken parm, longs for a plunger, debates poison clean-up and considers a reassuring hug… All while drinking Barrell Bourbon batch 5.

On this episode, Juliette visits St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, finds uncommon energy, leaves something behind, ups her bet, contemplates sexy cards, redefines trick or treating, engages in childish behavior, gets lost with Crazytown and heckles a potential murderer… All while drinking Michter's single barrel rye whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette identifies her biggest fear, finds a mass of hair, fends off jointed legs, visits a house of winged horrors, introduces Catnip, receives manhandled gifts. avoids grimy fingertips, and blows her nose... all while drinking Rabbit Hole sherry cask bourbon

On this episode, Juliette receives a nastygram, wishes for a plague of frogs, recounts a book tour failure, angers wingnuts, is dismissed by a hobgoblin, feels satisfied, ignores a request, finds a Ouija board, contemplates dead things, fears The Exorcist, and channels white light… all while drinking Noah's Mill small batch bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette has total sensory recall, layers her neons, discovers a box of unexpected treasure, licks her fingers, raises a glass to Hugh Hefner, tells a two-sided story, takes abysmal steps, hears a whoosh of gas, contemplates oozing wax, and reveals scorch marks... all while drinking Willet Pot Still Reserve Bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette fields an unwanted invitation, puts words on paper, meets a blonde competitor, unleashes a smear campaign, shuts down a thief, contemplates clowns, remembers Bozo, deals with judgment, develops skills, engages in a dating game, and stuns a clown... all while drinking Michter's Small Batch Bourbon.

On this special bonus interview episode, Juliette interviews Jim Norton. Jim is currently on his worldwide "Kneeling Room Only" tour. He also has a Netflix special currently airing "Mouthful of Shame." Jim is a comedian, broadcaster on SiriusXM, actor, and podcaster. Juliette learns the deepest, darkest tales thanks to fellow comedian and friend of the show, Bob Levy. Juliette also dips into a special reserve Town Branch rye on this show.

On this episode, Juliette discovers an incongruous sex shop, examines a dirty aquarium, works on the seedy side of sleaze, caters to creeps, watches the PT Barnum of sex toys, creates a false identity, avoids death by antlers, and combats a tragic folk act... all while drinking Brixton Mash Destroyer bourbon and rum hybrid.

On this episode, Juliette ignores sage advice, finds a non-rapey spot to park, introduces you to Loopy, discusses a one-dimensional relationship, and ultimately kills Jon Bon Jovi... all while drinking 23-year-old Rhetoric bourbon.

On this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a fable, earns her grade, reveals her musical education, interviews Drummer Boy, resorts to subterfuge, loses more than her mind, and learns a harsh lesson… all while drinking (and LOVING) Redemption Wheated Bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells something burning, knows where to drink well, tangles with potential mobsters, does the jitterbug, and plays dame to a Russian West Side Story… all while drinking Four Roses Straight Bourbon Whiskey

On this episode, Juliette encounters travel trouble, finds herself held captive, experiences a not-so-helpful assistant, does a bit of barking, debates jumping overboard, finds a few pesky poltergeist, relates her first drunk, abuses her freedom, swills beer, meets Butterbean, and is rescued from an unhinged jaw … All while drinking Barrell Whiskey Batch 001.

On this best of episode, Juliette shares her favorite past stories about New Orleans, including Paxton's great love, the Red Dress Run, Bourbon Street brawling, and doing a bang bang, plus a bonus outtake of her conversation with actor Eric Roberts... all while drinking a sazerac.

On this episode, Juliette watches a community break down, is forced to get involved, raises the red flag, battles The Commando, leads a parade, is visited by a demon, longs for manatees, makes a mess of things, spars with a wedding wench, and remains married… All while drinking Joseph Magnus bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette shares two unspeakable stories she never thought she'd tell, finds a ball of contradictions, goes on a pity date, explores manners, urns a break-up, makes a confession, starts a new summer job, attends a bachelor party gone wrong, and dodges a trident … all while drinking Wyoming Whiskey Double Cask bourbon. Happy 100, y'all!

On this episode, Juliette battles a new kind of monster, gets a box of dirty little lobsters, cooks up catastrophe, revisits a bayou, seeks out the criminal element, is disappointed by a carnival, invites Crazytown over, finds a treasure trove of sex toys, and redefines bingo … all while drinking Knob Creek Single Barrel Binny's Private Select bourbon batch #4782C.

On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, mourns the loss of The Gem, takes her guy to a strip club, contemplates roofies, participates in stripper MMA, and dismisses lacking menu items … all while drinking Makers Mark Private Select Binny's Beverage Depot choice #5.

On this episode, Juliette survives Michigan, discovers the Howler Monkey bar, contemplates construction, makes a good partner in crime, stocks up on summertime goodies, finds a new clubhouse, divides the world, meets the Unicorn Couple, steps in it, cracks a crusty code, engages in charades, and treasures her friendships … all while drinking WhistlePig Rye Whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette gets into some relationship baggage, shows off a tacky monument, is failed by magic elves, gets given away, avoids jail time, dodges a storm of walnuts, find bloody bits, watches fireworks, and ends a family tradition in flames… all while drinking Town Branch bourbon whiskey. This episode is dedicated to Juliette's dad, who knows the value of a good story.

On this episode, Juliette revels in summer loving, reveals her stunted standards, rides off in a white '78 Camaro, takes a stand against injustice, finds herself elbow-deep in deer urine, learns a lesson, gets lost on the Kentucky Bourbon Trail, winds up in the land of make believe, and investigates suspicious file cabinets … All while drinking Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Bourbon Whiskey.

On this interview episode, Juliette is joined by actress Lea Thompson. They discuss some of her recent projects, including movies The Trouble with the Truth and The Year of Spectacular Men. Lea also talks about making the transition from acting to directing and gives insight into movies like Back To the Future and Howard the Duck. In a bonus second interview, Juliette is joined by director and film journalist Jim Hemphill to talk behind-the-scenes moments in The Trouble with the Truth and more. Bourbon of choice is Orphan Barrel Barterhouse.

On this episode, Juliette trades her driveway for a rooftop, gets a four-hour sangria buzz, plays a spirited game, confronts a gang of winged demons, introduces The Dreamcatcher, makes a terrible decision, bakes a cake for no one, sniffs around the wrong guy, and gets into her own mess… all while drinking Jefferson's Ridiculously Small Batch Bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette delves into her collection of nonsense, unleashes a tidal wave of insanity, reveals her first crush, gets picked last, does her damage, jumps through skill test hoops, visits hallowed Hollywood, meets a vampire call girl, and debates her career options … All while drinking Blade and Bow Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette submits to your wellness checks, flames a tortilla, endangers her guy, allows trash to pile up, attracts the attention of beady eyes, visits a landfill, introduces Danger Zone, lives in a dingbat, dreads her doorstep, and shudders at pink lemonade Snapple… All while drinking Orphan Barrel Forged Oak 15-year bourbon

On this episode, Juliette takes her little red wagon out of hibernation, sees flashing red lights, attempts innocence, learns the worth of Rosie, takes her chances on steak, watches appetizers slither, and enjoys the company of Jerry Lewis ... all while drinking Bernheim Kentucky Straight Wheat Whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette dives head first into festival season, shares the value of quality toilet paper, drinks her way backstage, contemplates drummers, tours the midwest with a national act, heeds the advice of a famous singer, and introduces The Closer ... all while drinking Bib & Tucker bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette realizes she is lacking in certain areas, beats boredom in creative ways, finds unusual uses for a garbage bag, falls victim to the rain, heads down to the basement, taunts lightning, experiences Tesla coil chaos, and conceals a fire … all while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch 11.

On this episode, Juliette establishes the rules of the house, encounters a writing nightmare, vacuums naked, rejects Kermit, connects with her garage, admits a medical fear, laughs off chest pains, watches a disturbing game of kickball, realizes she won't be resuscitated, and performs driveway surgery … All while drinking Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select.

On this episode, Juliette assimilates into reality after Aruba, heads to 22 happy hours, examines The Pick-Up Artist, sees a failed Vaudeville routine, teaches a lesson, celebrates a purse thumping, relishes adult-only advantages, is interrupted by an obnoxious parade, allows karma to do the job, and inspires a topless revolution… All while drinking Redemption Bourbon Whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette reveals her impractical relationship with her car, finds trouble at the gas station, gets all screwed up, dirties her knees, defends chivalry to a crippled conclusion, introduces The Locksmith, has many firsts, attempts a five-step recovery program, and gets over it… all while drinking Copper Fiddle bourbon whiskey.

On this best of episode, Juliette shares two of her favorite stories from previous episodes. In the first story, she confronts a real-life Heisenberg in Aruba and needs to make a hasty getaway. The second story is an epic Easter tale of bullies, bunnies and brutal truth. The drink of choice on this episode is Smooth Ambler Contradiction bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette comes to terms with an unfortunate reality, engages in word play, loses big, wrangles a Madagascar hissing cockroach, quotes Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley, admits her roots, introduces The Harpy, and reveals a centuries-old curse… All while drinking David Nicholson Reserve bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette gets a head start on drinking, experiences a shocking surprise, uses a Myth Busters argument, engages in a stare-down, takes matters into her own hands, unleashes chemical fury, calls a new number, debates bad decisions, introduces Wally Wrong Turn, experiences a direct sales nightmare, gets stuck with the bill, and finally heads in the right direction ... All while drinking Clyde May's straight bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette wanders down a pier, witnesses a winged eclipse, takes her chances with a refrigerator carton, gets carried away, issues a death stare, is asked an uncomfortable question, counters a rumor, and acts on her fake wedding checklist … All while drinking A.D. Laws bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette faces off with a cannon, loses dining privileges, sells out to a cookie, visits a former Playboy club, pays for free drinks the hard way, enjoys fondue, and offers tips on how to crash a corporate event … All while drinking Whiskey Acres rye whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette is joined by comedian, actor, and writer Nick Di Paolo. They discuss the politics of comedy, how audiences have changed over time, the way comedy has evolved, Nick's podcast and new comedy special Inflammatory, his work with Chris Rock and writing for the Oscars ©A.M.P.A.S.®, as well as acting with Robert De Niro in the movie The Comedian.

On this episode, Juliette confronts a curmudgeon, wonders if there are worse things she could do, declines an invitation, fails the test of friendship, partners with Crazytown, loses underage cargo, and gives in to paramedics… all while eschewing Beer Barrel Bourbon in favor of 1792 small batch bourbon.

On this special interview episode, Juliette is joined by TV host and trade activist Mike Rowe. Often referred to as "the dirtiest man on TV," Mike has traveled the country as host of "Dirty Jobs" on the Discovery Channel and "Somebody's Gotta Do It" on CNN. He is the narrator for shows like "Deadliest Catch" and "American Chopper." Juliette and Mike discuss the lessons he learned on television, the country's relationship with work, and the scholarships available through the mikeroweWORKS Foundation. Mike also shares an "unwritable" story about his podcast and explains his case of mistaken identity with Metallica.

On this episode, Juliette celebrates her birthday, slugs it out, scores the one interview, dashes her own dreams, gets a second chance, violates the inner sanctum, dismisses chocolate wisdom, and sends an e-card with not-so-nice intentions... all while drinking Sazerac Rye whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette ventures to the Illinois-Wisconsin border, checks off cover band mistakes, appreciates a good dive, discovers the holy grail of bar entertainment, parts a crowd, hits a Nashville karaoke bar, meets her nemesis, channels Dolly Parton, and finds herself in a roast … All while drinking Russell's Reserve Single Barrel Bourbon.

On this interview episode, Juliette talks with Richard Young, guitarist and vocalist of The Kentucky Headhunters. This Grammy- and CMA-winning band is known for their blend of honky-tonk, blues, and southern rock, and have just released their 12th album, On Safari. Richard and Juliette talk candidly about the band's roots and the importance of family, and how both play an important role in creating music. Plus, don't miss Richard's secret recipe for Mexican hamburgers! Juliette's drink of choice is Backbone bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette employs household survival skills, confronts a Yeti, finds what she's been missing, introduces Crazytown, crashes backstage, and hitches a rocking ride to her own demise … All while drinking Blood Oath Pact 2 bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette admits to a fetish, finds transportation to Oz, channels Zelda Fitzgerald, underestimates dimension, has security issues, ignores a call for help, and discovers the impact of five hours… All while drinking Rough Rider bourbon whiskey.

On this best-of interview episode, Juliette revisits her conversations with Eric Roberts, Steve McGrew, TG Sheppard, Charlie Daniels, Bob Levy, Chuck Negron, Ed Begley Jr., and Don McLean. This episode includes unheard and extended clips! Juliette's drink of choice is Segura Viudas Spanish sparkling wine.

On this very merry episode, Juliette digs through her podcast archives to share two best-of holiday stories. From episode 19, you'll hear a heart-throbbing experience, awkward pencils, and a not-so serial killer response. From episode 17, you'll hear how holiday legends are made with the tale of the Christmas Shrew. Juliette's bourbon of choice for this Christmas episode is Yellowstone Select bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette combats hibernation with delusion, gets cozy with fire, is mocked by shrimp, explores the boundaries of good taste, and escapes The Warden … all while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch 009.

On this episode, Juliette ponders bathroom etiquette, hunts down errant high heels, questions the weight of revenge, is visited by a dubious elf, sits on a new throne and explores unconventional holiday traditions … All while drinking Breckenridge bourbon.