The Test of Time

Kids from the wrong side of the tracks have to grow up fast when a member of their gang kills a rich bully. This week, we discuss an extremely bizarre field trip, the difference between a rumble and fisticuffs, and the one way Entourage actually makes something better. Then we see if The Outsiders stands the Test of Time.

Mick Dundee can tame the dangerous creatures of the Australian outback, but he faces a different kind of wildlife in the urban jungle of New York City. This week, we chat about bidet mishaps, why you should never run barefoot on the streets of Manhattan, and the perfect metaphor for being a Mets fan. James also makes John Lennon spin in his grave as we find out if "Crocodile" Dundee stands the Test of Time.

A charming widower tries to balance a new relationship with his demanding job… President of the United States. This week, we discuss Amazon Alexas in the White House, Millard Fillmore's character, and Elon Musk's love life. Then we find out if 1995's The American President stands the Test of Time.

A small town is invaded by… well, killer klowns from outer space. For our Halloween spooktacular, we chat about the "gumball" eyes on popsicles, why you shouldn't describe what you're doing while being chased, and what this movie has in common with Independence Day, Batman & Robin, and Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Then we find out if Killer Klowns From Outer Space stands the Test of Time.

Evil witches want to rid England of all its children, and the only person who can stop them is a little boy who's been turned into a mouse. This week, we chat about an odd treatment for diabetes, how Roald Dahl was inspired by the '86 Mets, and the "hamstertopia" that James built for his pet. Then we find out if 1990's The Witches stands the Test of Time.

A plane crashes in the Gobi desert, and the survivors face starvation, thirst, and nomads as they struggle to stay alive. This week, we discuss wise words from Buzz Aldrin, how not to start an inspirational speech, and getting demoted from "Captain" to "Mister." We also chat about this year's depressing iHeartRadio Music Festival before finding out if 2004's Flight of the Phoenix stands the Test of Time.

When a singer is threatened by a dangerous stalker, she hires — and then falls for — a handsome new bodyguard. This week, we discuss traceable typewriters, Yelp reviews for hitmen, and pooping in Taylor Swift's house. We also reveal the details of Nick's Marathon 2020 before finding out if Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuu! Nah, we just find out if The Bodyguard stands the Test of Time.

A woman goes from giving lap dances to headlining a topless revue on the Las Vegas Strip. This week, we talk about Alien Ant Farm's Michael Jackson cover, a sex scene that looks like a shark attack, and what nude dancers have in common with the Sith. We also discuss our 2020 voting plans before finding out if Showgirls stands the Test of Time.

A man in Africa with no knowledge of the "modern world" goes on a quest to rid his tribe of an evil thing: a Coke bottle that fell from the sky. This week, special guest Joanna Brief joins us to discuss a questionable use of Rock-A-Bye-Baby, a bizarre Yiddish catchphrase, and the comedic appeal of a terrorist who slips on banana peels (sorry.) Then we find out if The Gods Must Be Crazy stands the Test of Time.

Twins, who were separated at birth, join forces as adults to get revenge on the gangsters who killed their parents. This week, we chat about Jean-Claude Van Damme's résumé, Bernie Madoff's charity work, and Lindsay Lohan's British accent. We also discuss Super Mario 3D All Stars before finding out if Double Impact stands the Test of Time.

A young woman pretends to be a man to protect her father, defeat the Huns, and save China. This week, we discuss how animated horses are like snowflakes, why you shouldn't name characters after food, and the benefits of zip-lining with someone who's the size of Shrek. Then we find out if 1998's Mulan stands the Test of Time.

Bill and Ted are back, fighting evil robot versions of themselves and making their way through heaven and hell. This week, we chat about the difference between a wedgie and a melvin, the history of the Happy Birthday song, and who watched the Hawaii Five-0 reboot. We also discuss The Batman, Flashpoint, and Chadwick Boseman (RIP) before finding out if Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey stands the Test of Time.

A pair of slackers are destined to change the world with their music. They just have to pass history first. This week, we chat about grandfather clock maintenance, Keanu Reeves historians, and how Tom and Tom beat Bill and Ted. Be excellent to each other — and party on, dudes! — as we find out if Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure stands the Test of Time.

A former gangster adjusts to life in the suburbs when he joins the witness protection program. Special guest Samantha Noah returns to discuss shockingly inexpensive hot dogs, the dangers of garbage disposals, and how the Wet Bandits always seem to just walk into other people's houses. Then we find out if My Blue Heaven stands the Test of Time.

Henry Hill rises through the ranks of the mafia, only to see it all come crashing down when he starts trafficking cocaine. This week, special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss when you really need to get your car detailed, home decorating that is both tacky and awesome, and Joe Pesci's skills as a rapper (yes, really). Then we find out if Goodfellas stands the Test of Time.

It's the snobs against the slobs as a wealthy country club owner faces off against a brash real-estate developer, a zen golfer, and a group of wild teen caddies. This week, we talk about that hooligan Tchaikovsky, universal words for poop, and how the producers of Super Friends saved money. Then we find out if Caddyshack stands the Test of Time.

A Jersey girl heads to New York City with dreams of becoming a successful songwriter, but ends up slinging drinks with other scantily clad bartenders. This week, we chat about Art Garfunkel, why people in Manhattan don't need to be validated, and the world's biggest fan of The Calling. You can't fight the moonlight as we find out if Coyote Ugly stands the Test of Time.

A pack of reckless teenagers steal, have sex, and do drugs on a hot summer day in New York City. This week, we discuss a chivalrous offer of corn dogs, an awkward conversation with your grandma, and the difference between malt liquor and beer. We also share our thoughts on the upcoming Ready Player Two novel before finding out if 1995's Kids stands the Test of Time. NOTE: Even though it's about a movie called Kids, this episode is for adults only.

A popular teenager — who only cares about clothes and her social status — decides to start doing good deeds for others… with mixed results. This week we discuss the dangers of liposuction, this movie's most memorable line, and why James should have read Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. Then we find out if 1995's Clueless stands the Test of Time.

A woman gets engaged, then falls in love with her fiancé's brother. Awkward! Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss heat-resistant prosthetic hands, a new slogan for Cheetos, and what Bugs Bunny can teach you about opera. Then we find out if we belieeeeeeve in life after love! (Get it? Cher? Sorry.) Nah, we just find out if Moonstruck stands the Test of Time.

Four young musicians become superstars when their catchy single hits the airwaves. This week, we discuss famous bass players, the golden age of air travel, and what it means to be a teen sensation. We also chat about Disney retheming Splash Mountain before finding out if That Thing You Do! stands the Test of Time.

After waking up from a coma, a man suddenly has psychic visions… and the power to change the future. This week, we talk about an extremely painful way to use scissors, the original 40-year-old virgin, and what was missing from Boy Meets World. We also discuss why we buy the same video games over and over again before finding out if 1983's The Dead Zone stands the Test of Time.

A great white shark terrorizes a small beach community in the movie that's considered the very first summer blockbuster. This week, we discuss a great name for a yacht rock band, fake facts that people think are true, and how Sheriff Brody is like Indiana Jones. We also chat about all the ways this movie is relevant in the age of coronavirus before finding out if Jaws stands the Test of Time.

A detective in the 1930s takes on an organized crime syndicate, and finds himself in the crosshairs. This week, we discuss a really stupid catchphrase, what Dustin Hoffman would sound like as the Aflac duck, and a pretty aggressive move by an orphan who really wants to get adopted. We also talk about the comic strip movie we'd love to see before finding out if 1990's Dick Tracy stands the Test of Time.

Two young British women juggle friendship, family, and their dreams of playing professional soccer. This week, we discuss a half-assed cameo, how Brexit makes things harder at the airport, and the only soccer players that Alan can name. We also talk about the upcoming sequel to a Jim Henson classic before finding out if Bend It Like Beckham stands the Test of Time.

It's the old English legend you know and love… with a Mel Brooks twist. We wrap up our Robin Hood trilogy with a conversation about Yiddish etymology, going down a Saved by the Bell wikipedia rabbit hole, and the timeline of the Mel Brooks-iverse. We also share our thoughts on Zack Snyder's upcoming Justice League recut before finding out if Robin Hood: Men in Tights stands the Test of Time.

After returning home from the Crusades, Robin of Locksley and his band of Merry Men fight back against the evil Sheriff of Nottingham. As we continue our Robin Hood trilogy, we talk about who can be swashbucklers, archers that cut their hand for no reason, and how this movie is Ewok-esque. Then we find out if Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves stands the Test of Time.

A sly fox, with the help of a bear and other animal friends, stands up to the greedy lion prince of England. This week, as we kick off a trilogy of episodes about Robin Hood movies, we discuss a terrible name for a Disney character, how taxes work, and a cartoon snake henchman who's surprisingly complex. We also share our thoughts on the latest Star Wars news before finding out if 1973's Robin Hood stands the Test of Time.

When there's no one else available, one family calls in a relative with no babysitting experience: Uncle Buck. This week, we discuss organic toilet water, stinky cigars, and the dangers of toothpicks. We also weigh in on the Trolls feud that's tearing Hollywood apart before we find out if Uncle Buck stands the Test of Time.

A cartoon rabbit is wanted for murder, and it's up to a human private investigator to clear the bunny's name. As we celebrate our 200th episode (!!), we discuss the original Baby Yoda, how sadistic Tweety Bird is, and if a woman can shake the weasel. Then we find out if Who Framed Roger Rabbit stands the Test of Time.

Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To listen to a podcast about getting drunk on leftover beer, who Eminem should rap battle, and this movie's terrible lessons about sex Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, as special guest Daron from the Board Games are for Losers podcast returns to find out if 8 Mile stands the Test of Time.

A pair of basketball players try to hustle their way to easy money and rebound (sorry) their lives. Special guest Daron from the Board Games are for Losers podcast joins us to talk about the stupidest sports-related injury ever, the "your mom" insult that's actually a compliment, and where you can find a Sizzler in 2020. Then we decide if White Men Can't Jump stands the Test of Time.

Hello, Test of Time listeners. What's happening? Ummmm, we're going to need you to go ahead and listen to this podcast, where we talk about a hilarious curb stomp, the worst thing about DVDs, and how a secret handshake can save your job. Yeah, that'd be great, if you could just join us as we find out if Office Space stands the Test of Time. Mkay?

The Hebrew people are enslaved in Egypt, until a man named Moses sets them free. This week, we talk about a divine Brooklyn accent, the rules of the "killing the firstborn" plague, and Charlton Heston doing mixed martial arts. We also discuss our plans for virtual Seders before finding out if The Prince of Egypt stands the Test of Time.

While the men of America are off fighting in World War II, a women's baseball league entertains the nation. This week, we talk about why kids hate turf fields, how Coca-Cola can cure alcoholism, and when there *is* crying in baseball. Join us for our very first social distancing episode, as we find out if A League of Their Own stands the Test of Time.

An evil spirit plans to rid the world of caring. Luckily, there's a group of adorable bears who won't let that happen! This week, we discuss the physics of a town built in the clouds, what the Care Bear stare has in common with the Death Star, and the wrong way to spell fettuccine. We also threaten a bunch of unoriginal jerks who totally ripped us off, then we find out if The Care Bears Movie stands the Test of Time.

Powerful underground creatures go on a killing spree, and only the residents of a small desert town can stop them. This week, we discuss people who hope for a zombie apocalypse, the popularity of pogo sticks, and what exactly "dehydration" means. We also talk about the one word that can kill a sequel at the box office before finding out if Tremors stands the Test of Time.

Before he was the self-proclaimed "King of All Media," Howard Stern was just a young man who dreamed of becoming a famous DJ. This week, we discuss Stern's laserdisc sales, if Tiny Tim went to the MTV Music Awards, and the funniest joke about pussy willows. We also switch up the Star Wars movie titles before deciding if 1997's Private Parts stands the Test of Time.

A hotshot lawyer takes on a case that could define his career… but it just might change everything he believes in first. This week, we discuss fashion for gangsters, who can say that someone is a tall glass of water, and what could have been this movie's bonus webisode. We also reveal our underrated films from the last decade before finding out if Primal Fear stands the Test of Time.

A group of overweight children, stuck at the world's worst fat camp, fight back against their nasty head counselor. This week, we talk about the basics of videotape making, the wrong kind of bankruptcy, and why learning that a tomato is a fruit doesn't help you slim down. We also geek out about Super Nintendo World (coming to Orlando in 2023!) before deciding if 1995's Heavyweights stands the Test of Time.

A young FBI trainee teams up with a serial killer to stop a different serial killer from… you know… serial killing. In our least romantic Valentine's Day episode yet, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the sound Chianti makes, the sex tape that ruined night vision, and how a guy who sends a traumatized kid to an orphanage is still considered "decent." It puts the lotion in the basket as it finds out if The Silence of the Lambs stands the Test of Time.

A high school nobody becomes a popular athlete after he transforms into a werewolf. So relatable. Special guest Lauren Miller joins us as we chat about this movie's terrible character names, ridiculously old students, and infamous — and false — urban legend about a flasher. James says something that could get us sued, Alan confesses to being super lame in high school, and we all find out if 1985's Teen Wolf stands the Test of Time.

Two friends just want to get high and eat fast food burgers, but their plans are interrupted by hillbilly swingers, racist cops, and a horny Neil Patrick Harris. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss the Ethan Embry fan club, our favorite love montages, and the benefits of authentic diarrhea sounds. Then we find out if Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle stands the Test of Time.

Mike and Marcus are back and badder than ever as they take on the Cuban cartel. This week, special guest Aaron Neuman joins us to discuss unrealistic tunnel digging, dads who intimidate their daughters' dates, and how powerful C-4 really is. We also predict which movies will dominate the 2020 box office before finding out if Bad Boys II stands the Test of Time.

Two Miami cops have to track down $100 million dollars worth of heroin… and not kill each other in the process. This week, special guest Aaron Neuman joins us to talk about what this movie has in common with Baywatch, scenes that are literally high octane, and what Michael Bay completists really should be doing with their lives. We also share our mixed feelings about Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker before finding out if Bad Boys stands the Test of Time.

A Secret Service agent who failed to protect JFK tries to stop a would-be Presidential assassin thirty years later. This week, we talk about the guys at the carnival who guess your weight, why you shouldn't tie up a dog inside your house, and how James watches TV like an old man. We also discuss 2019's franchise reboot bombs before finding out if In the Line of Fire stands the Test of Time.

A detective in a small town investigates a murder, where the only witness is a giant, slobbering dog. This week, we talk about an off-brand Lea Thompson, if a dog on a catwalk is ironic, and why every movie needs more Reginald VelJohnson running in slow motion. We also discuss the demise of GameStop before finding out if Turner & Hooch stands the Test of Time.

A cruise ship capsizes, and a handful of passengers do all they can to survive. This week, we discuss climbing Christmas trees in high heels, movies that make you hold your breath, and where to pee on a sinking ship (spoiler alert: you can pee anywhere.) We also discuss 2019's billion dollar blockbusters before finding out if The Poseidon Adventure stands the Test of Time.

The Empire's built a second Death Star, but Luke, Leia, and Han are on a mission to restore peace to the galaxy… with some help from the adorable Ewoks (the cutest creatures this side of Baby Yoda!) This week, we talk about what Leia has in common with Moses, the Empire's terrible dental plan, and how Jabba's pet rancor was just living its truth. Then we find out if Return of the Jedi stands the Test of Time.

Darth Vader and the evil Empire make life unpleasant for our heroes. Luke loses his hand, Han becomes a wall ornament, and Leia kisses her brother on the mouth. (OK, that's not Vader's fault, but still...) This week, we talk about the curious biology of mynocks, the intergalactic equivalent of cell phone reception, and how Darth Vader relaxes after a long day. We also debate the pros and cons of giving in to angry fans, then we discuss all the reasons why The Empire Strikes Back stands the Test of Time.