The Test of Time

A farm boy, a princess, and a scoundrel team up to save the galaxy in what just might be the most influential movie ever made. The force is with us as we talk about the Jawas' business model, if space lasers count as ammo, and an absolutely awful idea for a Disney+ show. This *is* the podcast you're looking for as we discuss the many reasons why 1977's Star Wars stands the Test of Time.

A "rapper" tries to romance a small town girl. But they're very different people: she's a college-bound honor student, and he's… Vanilla Ice. This week, we talk about flying silent motorcycles, inspirational messages to stay in school, and how to pronounce Stüssy. This garbage movie DEFINITELY doesn't stand the Test of Time, but listen anyway as we make fun of 1991's Cool as Ice.

A young man growing up in the Bronx learns about life and love from his best friend, who also happens to be a Mafia boss. This week, we discuss where to get great Italian food in New York City, the worst ways to die, and James' good friend Bobby De Niro. We also share our thoughts on digital de-aging before finding out if 1993's A Bronx Tale stands the Test of Time.

A man who's afraid of commitment finally meets the woman of his dreams. Unfortunately, she might also be a cold-blooded killer. This week, we talk about post-coital room service, giving haggis a try, and the people who actually believe tabloids. We also discuss this year's box office record-breakers before finding out if So I Married an Axe Murderer stands the Test of Time.

A good terminator, who looks a lot like the evil terminator from the first movie, protects a young John Connor from an advanced killing machine. This week, special guest Bill Belitsky joins us to discuss fractions of casualties, why you shouldn't hide security guards in men's bathrooms, and the two times guns and roses are in this movie. Then we find out if Terminator 2: Judgment Day stands the Test of Time.

A relentless robot is sent back through time to kill a woman whose unborn son will fight the machines in the future. This week, special guest Bill Belitsky joins us to discuss terminator teeth, dating in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, and if cyborgs use contractions. We also discuss our plans for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker before finding out if 1984's The Terminator stands the Test of Time.

A man agrees to take care of an empty hotel over the winter. Unfortunately, the isolation and some vengeful spirits drive him totally insane. In our annual Halloween episode, we discuss proper murder attire, how many bodies it takes to fill an elevator with blood, and the very specific instance when it still makes sense to use a CB radio. Then we find out if The Shining stands the Test of Time.

Two socially inept stoners go on a cross-country road trip to stop a movie from being made, just so they won't be made fun of online. Special guests Marisa Pincas and Dominic Monfre join us as we discuss our favorite George Carlin routines, describe the many faces of James Van Der Beek, and offer a heartfelt apology to this movie's key grip. We also share some big news about Nick's Marathon before finding out if Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back stands the Test of Time.

A bored insomniac and a mysterious stranger start a violent underground club, where men beat the living crap out of each other to feel alive. Returning special guest Adam Pincas joins us to talk about the ultimate Joker origin story, this movie's Regina George, and who else could have played Tyler Durden. Then we find out if 1999's Fight Club stands the Test of Time.

Dudley Moore plays a man having an epic midlife crisis, who leaves his longtime girlfriend and pursues a beautiful woman half his age. As James and Alan both turn 40 (!), we discuss how a movie can score perfect placement at Blockbuster Video, why some people hate Anne Hathaway, and Attila the Hun's views on the Second Amendment. We also share our thoughts on how getting older affects attitudes, sleep, and eating Popeyes, all before finding out if the 1979 movie "10" stands the Test of Time.

Rambo returns, this time to save his friend from evil Russian forces in Afghanistan. As we wrap up our Rambo trilogy, we talk about the history of glow sticks, Afghanis who know what's in American newspapers but have never heard of football, and James gives some pretty irresponsible medical advice. We also discuss the oeuvre of Sylvester Stallone before finding out if Rambo III stands the Test of Time.

John Rambo faces his past as he heads back into Vietnam to rescue American prisoners of war. This week, we talk about pirate literacy, how the Olympics can make you feel old, and this movie's coolest—and lamest—kills. We also discuss playing Super Nintendo games on the Switch before finding out if Rambo: First Blood Part II stands the Test of Time.

A Vietnam veteran just wants to be left alone, but when he's terrorized by a group of brutal police officers, he brings the war to a sleepy American town. This week, we talk about Dennis Franz's butt, how you order body bags, and what would happen if Rambo worked in a mall. Then we find out if 1982's First Blood stands the Test of Time.

A waterboy—who's actually a grown man—channels his rage towards everyone who's ever been mean to him as he becomes a highly successful college linebacker. This week, we discuss what you call people from Louisiana, the thing this movie has in common with Rocky II, and if Adam Sandler's Southern accent is funny. In the end, we find out if The Waterboy stands the Test of Time.

A group of teenagers learn important lessons about love, sex and life as they go through a year of high school. This week, we talk about the restaurants you don't go to on a first date, how being on the honor roll doesn't make you cool, and James shows his ignorance about 80's music. Then we find out if Fast Times at Ridgemont High stands the Test of Time.

Pee-wee's got the coolest bicycle in the world, and when someone steals it, he's willing to do whatever it takes to get his bike back. This week, we talk about Bar Mitzvah music, bathtubs that Bernie Sanders hates, and the thing that's been on Alan's bucket list for 34 years… but not for much longer. Then we find out if Pee-wee's Big Adventure stands the Test of Time.

Charlie Babbitt thinks only about himself… until he meets the autistic brother he never knew he had. This week, we talk about the appropriate level of detail on waitress name tags, how much we really care about Judge Wapner, and why only one airline showed this movie unedited. Then we find out if 1988's Rain Man stands the Test of Time.

A man… who stays at home with the kids? While his wife goes to work?? Only Hollywood could come up with something so utterly preposterous!!! (Don't @ us, we're being sarcastic.) This week, we discuss dangerous math tools, the wonders of couponing, and why you shouldn't treat babies like hamsters. We also share our thoughts on Marvel's Phase Four plans before finding out if 1983's Mr. Mom stands the Test of Time.

A young boy lives in fear because of his unique ability to communicate with ghosts, until he meets a child psychologist who just might be able to help. This week, we talk about the compliment you never want to hear, the medical school lesson straight out of this movie, and whether Haley Joel Osment's character was more worried about scary dead people or Y2K. We also discuss the demise of MoviePass before finding out if The Test of Time stands The Sixth Sense. (WHAT A TWIST!) And a big SPOILER WARNING for anyone who hasn't seen this 20-year-old movie: watch it first, *then* listen to the podcast.

A painfully nice guy finds confidence—and cartoonish superpowers—with the help of an ancient green mask. This week, we talk about how a magical mask can *sometimes* make you bald, we debate what constitutes a true fourth wall break, and in honor of Stranger Things 3, we have ourselves a New Coke taste test. In the end, we find out if 1994's The Mask stands the Test of Time.

A king is murdered and the young prince is exiled, until he ultimately returns home to battle his evil uncle. It's kind of like Hamlet, only this is a cartoon with singing animals. This week, we talk about wildebeest defense mechanisms, the perfect cave painting, and a voice actor who really chews the scenery. Plus we share our thoughts on Spider-Man: Far from Home. As a new CGI remake hits theaters, we find out if 1994's The Lion King stands the Test of Time.

After getting dumped by their girlfriends, two New Jersey natives head to the one place that can take away their heartbreak… the mall. Special guest Marisa Pincas joins us to discuss why clothes were so big in the 90s, we analyze the problem with this movie's Volkswagen joke, and we talk about a bag full of nipples. We also give our thoughts on Robert Pattinson being cast as Batman before finding out if Mallrats stands the Test of Time.

Tom Hanks won an Oscar for playing Forrest Gump, a simple man who inadvertently—and repeatedly—affects the course of American history. This week, we talk about James' Forrest fan fiction, we pick our favorite tracks from this movie's epic soundtrack, and we reminisce about looking at porn in Tower Records. Stupid is as stupid does, but does Forrest Gump stand the Test of Time?

In his very first movie, Bill Murray plays a lovable camp counselor who befriends a loner, keeps watch over horny teenagers, and motivates his campers to beat the evil kids from across the lake. This week, we talk about chants that don't rhyme, the first nerd with tape on his glasses, and the perfect number of White Castle hamburgers to eat. We also discuss Stadia, Google's foray into video games, before finding out if 1979's Meatballs stands the Test of Time.

Three astronauts fight to survive when their mission to the moon suffers a series of dangerous setbacks. This week, we talk about James' dream vacation spot, fitting an actual square peg into a round hole, and the very real, not at all made up dangers of… space flu. In the end, we find out if Apollo 13 stands the Test of Time.

A pair of horny nerds can't get real girls to talk to them, so they do the next best thing: use a computer to create a magic woman who will do whatever they want. Special guest Chris DeLuca joins us to talk about VHS rewinders, the phrase "tossing off," and whether 80s hairdos are still sexy. Then we find out if 1985's Weird Science stands the Test of Time.

A bus is forced to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50 miles per hour, and if its speed drops, the bus will explode. It's a little movie that Homer Simpson calls: The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down. This week, special guest Andy Manoff joins us to talk about literal money laundering, the difference between commandeering a vehicle and carjacking, and this movie's statement on mass transit in Los Angeles. We also offer our belated thoughts on the Game of Thrones finale before finding out if 1994's Speed stands the Test of Time.

A conservative populist with no political experience runs for office, campaigning that since he's rich, he knows how to make America great. Yes, we know what you're thinking, but this is a fictional story... from 1992. This week, we talk about the Streisand effect, our favorite members of Rockapella, and portable computers that will sterilize you. We also debate whether it's better to buy digital or physical video games before deciding if Bob Roberts stands the Test of Time.

Over the course of long Arabian nights and Arabian days, a street rat named Aladdin tries to win over the fiercely independent Princess Jasmine… with a little help from a magical genie. This week, James shows off his worldly knowledge, Alan wonders where Aladdin's nipples are, and we both discuss whether kids today will get Robin Williams' pop culture references. Plus we offer our belated thoughts on Avengers: Endgame! It's a whole new world (sorry) as we find out if 1992's Aladdin stands the Test of Time.

A young boy and an abandoned alien form a unique bond in one of Steven Spielberg's most iconic films. In our 150th episode spectacular, we talk about coupons for Gamecube games, adults with hidden faces, and rectal thermometers. It all makes sense in context, we promise. Before we phone home, we find out if E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial stands the Test of Time.

Four desperate men end up in a remote South American village, hoping to find salvation by transporting dangerous explosives through the jungle. Special guests Shahir Daud and Matt Krol from The Only Podcast About Movies join us to talk about New Jersey's smell, forgetting leg day, and why this movie could have done soooooo much better with its title. Then we find out if 1977's Sorcerer stands the Test of Time. Listen to The Only Podcast About Movies at http://www.onlymoviepodcast.com Logo by Courtney Enos-Robertson Theme song by Jon Martinez Get your Test of Time merchandise at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-test-of-time

In the 1993 movie Son in Law, Pauly Shore plays a fake fiancé for a friend on her family's farm. Funny! This week, we get our Aerosmith videos all mixed up, we debate where you should and should not wear assless chaps, and we talk about Zima… a lot. We also discuss the details of Disney's upcoming streaming service before finding out if Son in Law stands the Test of Time.

Woody Allen and Diane Keaton get tangled up in a web of complicated relationships in 1979's Manhattan. This week, we talk about beating up dads, the difference between squash and racquetball, and games on graphing calculators. We also offer our thoughts on the Star Wars Episode IX teaser before finding out if Manhattan—the movie, not New York City—stands the Test of Time.

A daring heist turns deadly, bringing heat from a detective determined to take down the criminal crew. Special guest Adam Pincas returns to talk about playing chess for keeps, how everyone hated paging, and why taxes are so high in Los Angeles. We also debate the correct order to show the Star Wars movies to kids before finding out if 1995's Heat stands the Test of Time.

He's a red-faced immortal demon, spawned from the depths of hell. But don't worry... he's a good guy, on a mission to prevent the apocalypse. This week, we discuss the hard work that went into eating PowerBars, the last newspaper headline that will ever be printed, and we really rip into that jerk Hitler. We also reminisce about Radio Shack before finding out if 2004's Hellboy stands the Test of Time.

Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt each won an Academy Award for 1997's As Good as It Gets, a movie about a jerk with OCD and a waitress with a heart of gold. This week, we discuss dogs that don't eat bacon, why Jack Nicholson's character would have fit in at Dunder Mifflin, and how this movie ended up with the name 'Mr. Cat Poop' in Hong Kong. We also weigh in on Steven Spielberg's beef with Netflix before finding out if As Good as It Gets stands the Test of Time.

In 1986's Soul Man, a rich white kid is so desperate to pay his Harvard tuition, he makes himself look black so that he can get a scholarship meant for African Americans. Join us as we find out if the movie stands the Test of Time.

An elephant with a heart of gold… and two extra large ears… learns how to ignore bullies and believe in himself in one of Disney's most beloved classic films. This week, we discuss faulty clown math, the logistical issues of elephant stacking, and the future of circuses. We also give our thoughts on Captain Marvel and James Gunn's return to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 before finding out if 1941's Dumbo stands the Test of Time.

Robin Williams plays a divorced dad who's so desperate to see his kids, he dresses in drag and pretends to be an English nanny. This week, we compare our childhoods, discuss improbable impromptu birthday parties, and find out what this movie has in common with Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. We also correct a major factual error from a previous episode before finding out if Mrs. Doubtfire stands the Test of Time.

A struggling actor—who's so money but doesn't even know it—tries to get over his ex and meet some beautiful babies in swingin' Los Angeles. This week, you and me and special guest Eddie Perez-Cortes makes three as we talk about what happens to wannabe actors, the lamest car ever, and the real life "rules" of dating. We also geek out over the latest Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge news before deciding if 1996's Swingers stands the Test of Time.

Far into the distant future… in the year 2004… an evil senator is using time travel to scam his way into the White House. The only person who can stop him? Jean-Claude Van Damme. This week, we talk about what qualifies as a mullet, disappearing time travel vehicles, and how to make money in the past without messing up the present. We also ponder the future of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson before finding out if 1994's Timecop stands the Test of Time.

A call girl and an obsessed Elvis fan fall in love, get married, and steal a suitcase full of cocaine… leading to carnage from Detroit to Los Angeles. Special guest Jason Torres joins us to talk about the first rule of committing crimes, the line from this movie that was stolen by Alien vs. Predator, and how to really piss off Hitler. Then we find out if 1993's True Romance stands the Test of Time. Follow Jason's comedy show on Instagram: @highpothetical_

In his breakout role, Tom Cruise stars as Joel, an unlucky in love high schooler who suddenly finds himself running a brothel out of his parents' house. So relatable. This week, we talk about pull tab cans, making money off savings bonds, and if you can major in pimping at Princeton. We also discuss meeting Nintendo of America's retiring President, Reggie Fils-Aimé, before finding out if 1983's Risky Business stands the Test of Time.

Julia Roberts plays a woman who realizes she's in love with her best friend, just as he's about to marry someone else. Awkward! This Valentine's Day, special guest Courtney Noah returns to the show to talk about bizarre wedding pacts, how much Dermot Mulroney looks like Rupert Everett, and which is really the better dessert: jello or crème brûlé. Then we find out if My Best Friend's Wedding stands the Test of Time.

After being framed for murder, a Coney Island gang has to fight their way from the Bronx to Brooklyn. This week, we discuss gang ice cream parties, gang logo design, and the logistics of gang fights in bathrooms. Basically, we talk about gangs a lot. As The Warriors celebrates its 40th anniversary, we find out if the movie stands the Test of Time.

Bernie Lomax is a rich ladies' man who knows how to party! He's ready for a wild weekend, but there's one small problem… he's dead. This week, we find out if eating before swimming really causes cramps, we discuss why cocaine addicts shouldn't have mustaches, and we even sing a little Billy Joel. We also weigh in on the newly announced Ghostbusters sequel before finding out if Weekend at Bernie's stands the Test of Time.

A fast-talking New York lawyer heads to the deep south for his very first trial, where the lives of two "yutes" hang in the balance. This week, we discuss wrench-based foreplay, how Northerners learned about grits, and why the best weddings have magicians. We also present our first ever Movie Trailer Awards before finding out if My Cousin Vinny stands the Test of Time.

Watch what you say! Watch what you do! Or the students of Port Chester Will protest you! (That was supposed to be a protest... get it?) This week, special guest Mike Kahn joins us to talk about stealing cars "protected" by The Club, crossing state lines for grain alcohol, and when it *is* acceptable to wear the shirt of the band you're going to see. We also discuss how political correctness has changed since 1994 as we find out if PCU stands the Test of Time.

Twenty years ago, James Van Der Beek played a second-string quarterback happy to ride the bench… until he suddenly became the star of the team. This week, we talk about 90s home movies, platonic friends who kiss, and what we learned about Texas from King of the Hill. We also predict which movies will rule the 2019 box office before finding out if Varsity Blues stands the Test of Time.

When Mom's away and the babysitter dies, what kind of trouble will five kids get into? This week, we reminisce about old commercials for Dianetics, we describe what Tab tastes like, and we talk about fashion more than we ever have before. We also share fond memories of the Game Boy Advance before finding out if Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead stands the Test of Time.