The Test of Time

A woman questions her sanity when her daughter seemingly goes missing on an airplane. Join us as we chat about the Mila Kunis movie Alan doesn't want to watch, why you shouldn't try to gaslight an engineer, and terrorist plots that involve diarrhea… explosive diarrhea. Then we find out if Flightplan stands the Test of Time.

Humans prepare to meet extraterrestrials after an astronomer discovers intelligent life far from Earth. Listen as we talk about impressing Steven Spielberg, what Leonardo da Vinci didn't know, and the alien version of Jackass. Then we find out if Contact stands the Test of Time.

In the early 20th century, a family endures a series of heartbreaking tragedies. Listen as we talk about being a "Harvard 10," a terrible new kind of porn, and the retconning of World War I. Then we find out if Legends of the Fall stands the Test of Time.

FBI agent Sean Archer assumes the identity—and face—of terrorist Castor Troy to stop a deadly attack. But things get complicated when Troy takes Archer's face, too. Join us as we chat about books without covers, a surgeon who also cuts hair, and how much money oil rig workers make. Then we find out if Face/Off stands the Test of Time.

In the year 2054, murders are predicted and stopped before they happen. It seems like a perfect system, until the head of the program is accused of a future homicide. Listen as we discuss this movie's homage to Timecop, winning an Oscar for chewing gum, and why we'll never have flying cars. Then we find out if Minority Report stands the Test of Time.

The lives of several New York City reporters change drastically over the course of one fateful day. Special guests Shahir Daud and Matt Krol from The Only Podcast About Movies join us to talk about why Brazilians love Sex and the City, how Randy Quaid makes Alan sad, and what happens when Kurt Loder replies all. Then we find out if The Paper stands the Test of Time.

A prince goes on an epic quest to save his planet and rescue his beloved bride. Listen as we talk about a weapon that could have been named by Jerry Lewis, flying horses that are afraid of heights, and an Admiral Ackbar costume from Spirit Halloween. Then we find out if Krull stands the Test of Time.

Anakin Skywalker, who was prophesied to bring balance to the Force, instead turns to the dark side. We have the high ground as we discuss if and when the Emperor was ever surprised, the line you shouldn't cross to save your marriage, and why liking the prequels is similar to being a Mets fan. Execute Order 66, then find out if Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith stands the Test of Time.

After an assassin fails to kill Padmé Amidala, she falls in love with her Jedi protector: Anakin Skywalker. We get into aggressive negotiations as we chat about cloner confidentiality, why no one bothered to rescue Anakin's mother, and what Obi-Wan Kenobi has in common with James Bond. Then we find out if Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stands the Test of Time.

While trying to resolve a trade dispute, two Jedi meet a young slave who just may be the Chosen One. The saga begins as we discuss the proper pronunciation of Tatooine, a lightsaber duel with a dual lightsaber, and a track listing that's also a spoiler. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to finding out if Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stands the Test of Time.

Seven college friends reunite after a member of their group commits suicide. Special guests Carole Abramson and Rochelle Brief—our moms!—join us to talk about enlisting in the Peace Corps, Jeff Goldblum's shtick, and what Billy Joel taught us about New York City nightlife. Then we find out if The Big Chill stands the Test of Time.

After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, a woman is abducted, and her husband tries desperately to find her. Join us as we talk about people who hate catharsis, the podcast selection in heaven, and playing Doom on a refrigerator. Then we find out if Breakdown stands the Test of Time.

A husband and wife—both attorneys—take opposite sides in a high-profile court case. Listen as we chat about helmets for infants, the worst kind of candy, and how Madonna is different from DJ Khaled. Then we find out if Adam's Rib stands the Test of Time.

The life of a small-town teacher is turned upside down when he's outed as gay on national television. Join us as we discuss Steven Seagal's Oscar chances, why one kid has to come out twice, and what not to name this movie's sequel. Then we decide if In & Out stands the Test of Time.

Against all odds, an alcoholic coach leads a team of misfits to their little league's championship game. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to talk about Tchaikovsky's middle name, the price of Rolling Stones tickets, and Walter Matthau's resting grumpy face. Then we find out if The Bad News Bears stands the Test of Time.

A handful of Spartan soldiers defend their country against a massive invading army. We celebrate our 300th episode by talking about a better way to judge babies, how hard it is to find a good piercer in Persia, and what Zack Snyder was like in film school. Then we find out if 300 stands the Test of Time.

Michael Corleone attempts to make his business fully legitimate, but finds that it's not easy for a gangster to retire. Listen as we chat about a comical death by cannoli, a deeply disturbing romance, and how fat the voice of Fat Tony really is. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in to see if The Godfather Part III stands the Test of Time.

As a young man, Vito Corleone builds a criminal empire. Decades later, his son Michael finds a traitor within the family. Join us as we talk about the practice of cupping, the geography of Lake Tahoe, and what smart people don't say. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer as we find out if The Godfather Part II stands the Test of Time.

When a mob boss is shot, his son seeks revenge and takes control of the family business. Listen as we discuss why Dan Quayle shouldn't hide weapons, the worst thing about being strangled with piano wire, and James's good buddy, Wikipedia. Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and find out if The Godfather stands the Test of Time.

A simple-minded gardener unlocks the true power of his brain through advanced virtual reality experiments. Listen as we discuss a sex-positive groundskeeper, the rare ability to program a VCR, and names for the internet that didn't catch on. Then we find out if The Lawnmower Man stands the Test of Time.

After kidnapping a baby, an ex-con and an ex-cop have to evade the authorities, fugitives, and a biker from hell. Join us as we chat about leaving important things on car roofs, Bruce Willis' recent string of terrible movies, and the yodeling that lives rent-free in Alan's head. Then we decide if Raising Arizona stands the Test of Time.

To reconnect with his son, a truck driver must… win an arm wrestling contest? This week, we talk about flying as an unaccompanied minor, how not to tell someone their wife died, and the rules of double-elimination tournaments. Then we find out if Over the Top stands the Test of Time.

A poet and a courtesan fall in love at a famous Parisian cabaret. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we discuss passing out from absinthe, spreading tuberculosis through song, and who among us is most bohemian. Then we find out if Moulin Rouge! stands the Test of Time.

Four athletes defy the odds by competing as Jamaica's first Olympic bobsled team. Listen as we discuss video game speed runs, the law that made montages mandatory, and the stupidest thing a sports commentator can say. Then we find out if Cool Runnings stands the Test of Time.

A man with multiple phobias and severe anxiety invades his therapist's family vacation. Join us as we talk about unethical college professors, a surprisingly short trip from Chicago, and a bittersweet explosion. We also share our thoughts on The Matrix Resurrections before deciding if What About Bob? stands the Test of Time.

A Secret Service agent gets the worst possible assignment: babysitting the President's teenage son. Listen as we discuss the thrill of going into a reptile house, the only thing we know about Amy Carter, and the middle names of child actors. Then we find out if First Kid stands the Test of Time.

A woman starts dating a much younger man, who also happens to be her therapist's son. Listen as we talk about a haunted movie theater, the limited number of pediatricians in the Hamptons, and why you should never turn down sex to play video games. Then we find out if Prime stands the Test of Time. (Hey, that rhymes!)

A submarine and a team of doctors are miniaturized and injected into a dying man's body in the hopes of saving his life. Join us as we discuss a second-rate screensaver, the actors who didn't want to grope Raquel Welch, and if kids today know about Morse code. Then we find out if Fantastic Voyage stands the Test of Time.

Several singles search for dates on New Year's Eve, 1981. Listen as we discuss inauthentic Long Island accents, the creepiest pickup line ever, and why you shouldn't strip naked for sex in a public bathroom. Then we find out if 200 Cigarettes stands the Test of Time.

It's Christmas time, and all little Ralphie wants is a Red Ryder BB gun. Join us as we discuss the Nintendo games that hold a special place in our hearts, the good thing about global warming, and the importance of proper line management. Don't shoot your eye out as we decide if A Christmas Story stands the Test of Time.

Machines are about to kill everyone in the last human city, and only Neo—a.k.a. THE ONE—can stop them. Listen as we talk about the opposite of Eric Cartman, the opera song that sounds like every other opera song, and a terrible deal between Luke Skywalker and the Emperor. Then we find out if The Matrix Revolutions stands the Test of Time.

Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus continue to fight against the machines that have enslaved humanity. Join us as we discuss the best thing about science, guys who are too weird looking to be in a Whitesnake video, and the difference between a Keymaker and a Keymaster. We also share some news about the next Nick's Marathon before finding out if The Matrix Reloaded stands the Test of Time.

In the distant future, humans are nothing more than batteries that power machines. But most people are blissfully unaware of the truth, thanks to a simulated reality known as the matrix. Special guest Uri Moszkowicz joins us to talk about a famous ancient Babylonian who did things, an epic prank to play on Morpheus, and how this movie ripped off a Gap commercial. Take the red pill and you'll find out if The Matrix stands the Test of Time.

Two teenagers embark on a quest to get stoned, drunk, and laid. Listen as we chat about a band that should never be played on classic rock radio, a surprisingly good-looking eyeball, and the ole' peeing-in-an-ice-cube-tray trick. Then we find out if The Stöned Age stands the Test of Time.

A Union soldier is sent to the frontier, where he encounters—and then joins—a Sioux tribe. Join us as we talk about the universal language of grunting, a gentler way to drag someone, and what video gamers have in common with knitters. Then we find out if Dances with Wolves stands the Test of Time.

A huge robot falls to Earth, and a 9-year-old boy tries to hide the metallic creature from the government. Special guest Matt from Season 14, Time for a Podcast joins us to discuss baguettes at Omaha Beach, James' Home Improvement fan fiction, and Brad Bird's archnemesis. Then we find out if The Iron Giant stands the Test of Time.

When two siblings from the 1990s are transported into a 1950s sitcom, their modern sensibilities cause chaos and colorization. Special guest Mike Kahn joins us to discuss a very bossy DVD, what firefighter Dalmatians do, and an impressive feat in Nintendo Wii bowling. It's the keenest as we find out if Pleasantville stands the Test of Time.

A troubled teen has visions of a nightmarish rabbit, who warns him about the end of the world. In our annual Halloween episode, we discuss time-traveling acceptance letters from Harvard, the laziest teacher ever, and how NASA can win the space race. Then we find out if Donnie Darko stands the Test of Time.

When rogue Russians steal a powerful weapon, Agent 007 must face off against the former 006. We wrap up our James Bond trilogy by talking about the cardinal rule of the GoldenEye video game, if someone can be a sadist and a masochist, and how clicky pens cause both anger and joy. Then we find out if GoldenEye stands the Test of Time.

What do you do when an evil villain wants to kill everyone on Earth? You send James Bond to space! Listen as we chat about two kinds of gondolas, Bond's bungling of famous quotes, and an awful way to describe sex. Then we find out if Moonraker stands the Test of Time.

When a group of villains steal two nuclear bombs, there's only one man who can stop them: Bond. James Bond. Join us as we chat about the movie that Alan watches everyday, a word that makes it creepier when an old man dates a younger woman, and the magic of salt water as lubricant. Then we find out if Thunderball stands the Test of Time.

A mild-mannered amnesiac faces her past as a covert assassin. Listen as we discuss scholars who decode anagrams, making easy jokes about New Jersey, and James' white whale on eBay. Then we find out if The Long Kiss Goodnight stands the Test of Time.

Derek Zoolander may be really, really, ridiculously good looking, but will that help when he's brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia? Join us as we chat about a waste of Vince Vaughn, a shockingly dated version of Monopoly, and the real reason why cell phones aren't tiny anymore. Don't feel like you're taking crazy pills—we're just finding out if Zoolander stands the Test of Time.

Earth faces annihilation, and the only thing that can save humanity is… two humpback whales? Join us for a chat about the Lorax's agenda, a weird thing to say on a stump button, and the dangers of working in a fireworks factory. Then we find out if Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home stands the Test of Time.

Spock is dead… or is he? Kirk is on a mission to find his friend, who may have been brought back to life. Join us for a conversation about the measured response to a yellow alert, the logic of Vulcan mysticism, and why our podcast episodes aren't fungible. We also discover that we define many words differently as we decide if Star Trek III: The Search for Spock stands the Test of Time.

Admiral James Kirk and an old enemy battle over a device that can create life... or destroy it. We kick off Star Trek September by talking about James' imaginary friend, the Shakespeare lines we actually remember, and the difference between hard and soft sci-fi. Then we find out if Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan stands the Test of Time.

Snake Plissken has a new mission in a city that's been turned into a prison… only this time, he's got to survive a night in Los Angeles. Join us as we chat about sequels that are basically remakes, maps to Tom Arnold's house, and how hard it is for Dave Bautista to stay shirtless. Then we find out if Escape from L.A. stands the Test of Time.

In the future year 1997, the island of Manhattan has been turned into a prison. When the President is held hostage inside the city, it's up to one man to go in and rescue him: Snake Plissken. Listen as we talk about Walt Disney's last words, confusing a coffee shop with a gay bar, and the possible discovery of an Ernest Borgnine fart. Then we find out if Escape from New York stands the Test of Time.

A man with an overactive imagination turns a UHF station into the most popular TV channel in town. Two very special mystery guests join us for a conversation about how to make Livin' on a Prayer funnier, the wrong way to clean your glasses, and a terrible idea for a Billy Joel parody. Then we find out if UHF stands the Test of Time.

Two British runners go for gold at the 1924 Olympics. Join us as we talk about the disastrous Dan and Dave ad campaign, random facts you learn from The Simpsons, and why newspapers spin in the movies. Then we find out if Chariots of Fire—a movie with neither chariots nor fire—stands the Test of Time.