The Test of Time

Indiana Jones teams up with his father to find the holy grail of ancient artifacts: the actual Holy Grail. Special guests Shahir Daud and Matt Kroll from The Only Podcast About Movies join us to talk about the real threat of ninjas, Harrison Ford's broken smile, and sex-positive Nazis. Choose wisely and listen to us find out if Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stands the Test of Time.

To save a village, Indiana Jones must recover a sacred stone from human-sacrificing cultists. Special guest Bruce Edwards joins us to chat about covers for book reports, Lao Che's insurance fraud, and this movie's most realistic character. Listen for fortune and glory, and to find out if Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stands the Test of Time.

An archaeologist searches for the Ark of the Covenant, hoping to prevent it from falling into Nazi hands. Special guest Matt from Good Movie, Bad Movie and Season 14, Time for a Podcast joins us to discuss what a melting face really looks like, when Sliders went off the rails, and why The Big Bang Theory's theory about this movie is wrong. Then us top men find out if Raiders of the Lost Ark stands the Test of Time.

Two friends who are desperate for money open a revenge-for-hire business. Listen as we chat about small-town prostitutes, bribery on transplant committees, and if two adverbs cancel each other out. Then we decide if Dirty Work stands the Test of Time.

Teenagers look for love, sex, and revenge at an epic post-graduation party. Listen as we talk about Vitamin C remixes, decent word play for a kindergartener, and parents who can't be bothered to drive their kids to a train station. Then we find out if Can't Hardly Wait stands the Test of Time.

A princess who lives under the sea falls in love with a human, and desperately wants to be part of his world. Listen as we chat about a magic-proof contract, a brutal comeuppance for a chef, and what Disney has in common with the American auto industry. Then us poor unfortunate souls find out if The Little Mermaid stands the Test of Time.

A warrior seeks revenge on the cult leader who killed his parents. Special guest Clinton Festa joins us to discuss the stupidest catchphrase ever, the protein intake needed to spin a wheel, and the time Arnold Schwarzenegger probably punched a camel. Then we find out if Conan the Barbarian stands the Test of Time.

A pig learns how to herd sheep, and that it's ok to be different. Our moms, Rochelle Brief and Carole Abramson, are back to discuss pizza in Australia, wise words from Conan O'Brien, and an amazing prize for a blueberry-pie-eating contest. That'll do as we find out if Babe stands the Test of Time.

A suicidal Senator suddenly stops talking like a politician and starts spitting truth. Join us as we chat about the far right in Austria, a vintage Biden gaffe, and if being a Dad affects your rapping ability. We also share our thoughts on Max's upcoming Harry Potter series before finding out if Bulworth stands the Test of Time.

Three college roommates become entangled in an intense and passionate relationship. Special guest Dan DeVenney joins us to discuss pooping in coed bathrooms, strange looks from librarians, and an anticlimactic pregnancy scare. Then we find out if Threesome stands the Test of Time.

In a dystopian future, an innocent man must try to survive a deadly TV game show. Special guests Dominic Monfre and Ben Srulevich join us to chat about Chekhov's brother, colonoscopies for Family Feud fans, and why rich people don't take limos anymore. Then we find out if The Running Man stands the Test of Time.

A dancer/welder must conquer her fear so she can pursue her dream. Join us as we discuss a surefire movie death sentence, our favorite nepo babies, and why you should never sell your entire ownership stake in anything. What a feeling as we find out if Flashdance stands the Test of Time.

Two plumbers from Brooklyn try to prevent our world from merging with a parallel dinosaur dimension. Listen as we chat about missing meteorite pieces, Toad's singing career, and James' next research paper. Then we find out if Super Mario Bros.—the movie, not the video game—stands the Test of Time.

Gangsters, robbers, and boxing promoters search London for an 86-carat diamond. Special guest Eddie Perez-Cortes joins us to talk about saying the c-word at camp, how The Man From U.N.C.L.E. should have ended, and why Madonna always gets paid. Then we find out if Snatch stands the Test of Time.

Two high school students accuse their guidance counselor of rape, but what really happened is far more complex. Listen as we chat about James' secret family, rich people flexing with their phones, and Kevin Bacon's well-preserved penis. Then we find out if Wild Things stands the Test of Time.

A prep-school student and a business tycoon both fall in love with the same woman. It's our 350th episode, and we're talking about the best name ever for a dodgeball club, the difference between Bennigans and TGI Fridays, and the upcoming culture war over baby carrots. In the end, we find out if Rushmore stands the Test of Time.

Three friends embark on a life of crime... even though they're terrible at it. Listen as we discuss the next Nintendo console, Bill Clinton's cholesterol, and an envelope that's pretty obviously stuffed with cash. Then we find out if Bottle Rocket stands the Test of Time.

Important moments in human history are spoofed, Mel Brooks style. Listen as we chat about finding the right leaves to suck on, Jesus' continuity error, and how the internet doesn't always represent reality. Then we find out if History of the World, Part I stands the Test of Time.

A farm boy from Iowa becomes a legend in the Wild West. Listen as we discuss the anti-50 Cent, what Jesus was like as a teenager, and the most famous roles of Bills Paxton and Pullman. Then we find out if Wyatt Earp—the movie, not the man—stands the Test of Time.

Famous lawmen and bandits battle in an infamous Wild West town. Special guest Dan DeVenney joins us to chat about the best flavor of Pez, thoroughly inoculated prostitutes, and the guns you need to enjoy pizza. Then we find out if Tombstone stands the Test of Time.

A high school nerd becomes popular by paying a cheerleader to pretend to be his girlfriend. For our Valentine's Day episode, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the secret to every successful relationship, the funniest word for breasts, and how James never got a date in his astronomy club. Then we find out if Can't Buy Me Love stands the Test of Time.

Two brothers coach rival pee-wee football teams, but only one can represent their small Ohio town. Listen as we chat about a role that's not very Rick-Moranis-y, outdated Archie references, and a distracting distant dad. We also share our thoughts on James Gunn's DCU plans before finding out if Little Giants stands the Test of Time.

A washed-up producer tries to make an action movie… starring an actor who doesn't know he's being filmed. Special guest Daron from the Board Games are For Losers podcast joins us to discuss jokes about smashing pumpkins, using French to make bullsh*t sound impressive, and we may open ourselves up to lawsuits from Hollywood institutions. Then we find out if Bowfinger stands the Test of Time.

As he prepares to become a Bar Mitzvah, a boy reunites his father and estranged grandfather. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to discuss a long-lasting party favor, kids who recognize Neil Diamond, and adjusting your balls on the bimah. Then we find out if Keeping Up With the Steins stands the Test of Time.

A young woman with no sense of style becomes an assistant to the editor of a high-profile fashion magazine. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to talk about a chef who burns grilled cheese, the difference between slander and libel, and why a chief of medicine sometimes needs to be an a-hole. Then we find out if The Devil Wears Prada stands the Test of Time.

After a record store owner gets dumped, he tracks down several ex-girlfriends to find out why his relationships always fail. Listen as we discuss the perfect pop song, the coolest way to organize a music collection, and the opposite of a romantic proposal. Then we find out if High Fidelity stands the Test of Time.

A wisecracking reporter dons a variety of disguises as he investigates a suspicious millionaire. Join us as we chat about good old-fashioned d*ck jokes, not-so-great steak jokes, and the celebrities who died in 2022. Then we find out if Fletch stands the Test of Time.

An alcoholic thief who poses as a department store Santa learns the true meaning of Christmas. Well... not really. Listen as we discuss the fine line between method acting and being unprofessional, why sandwiches are the only food you fix, and the worst possible name for a physics teacher's kid. You won't sh*t right for a week after finding out if Bad Santa stands the Test of Time.

A poor boy and a rich girl fall in love on a ship that was supposed to be unsinkable. Join us as we discuss Alan blowing it on a date, setting up fictional grandchildren for life, and Taylor Swift's EGOT aspirations. Your heart will go on as we find out if Titanic stands the Test of Time.

An out-of-work actor finally gets the role of his dreams… by posing as a woman. Listen as we talk about Joey Tribbiani's evil twin, mimes in New York City, and what this movie has in common with Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster. Then we find out if Tootsie stands the Test of Time.

A young man who runs an underground casino decides to go legit by becoming a stockbroker, but he ends up getting entangled in illegal trading scams. Special guest Mike Kahn returns to chat about the difference between stocks and NFTs, brokers who go to plumbing school, and what constitutes far away on Long Island. Then we find out if Boiler Room stands the Test of Time.

An elite hacker is recruited into a group of counter terrorists, who may be terrorists themselves. Listen as we talk about going to Olive Garden in New York City, what coding has in common with driving stick shift, and how you can tell if a rocket launcher fires heat-seeking missiles. Then we find out if Swordfish—the movie, not the fish—stands the Test of Time.

After they accidentally discover an incriminating file, a group of hackers must use their hacking skills to stop another, evil hacker. Special guest Brett Sills joins us as we chat about sexy subcultures, how lefties shake hands, and who likes pad thai without garlic. Then we find out if Hackers stands the Test of Time.

A high school hacker plays a game against a military computer and nearly starts World War III. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to talk about the mayor of Copenhagen, playing tic-tac-toe on placemats, and the innocence of the fire drill generation. We also share our thoughts on WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story before finding out if WarGames stands the Test of Time.

A high school teacher tries to prevent an overachieving student from becoming class president. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we chat about DVDs that friends borrow and don't return, what the headlines will be when Matthew Broderick dies, and James' winning campaign slogan. Then we find out if Election stands the Test of Time.

The dead return, a monster attacks, and a guy turns into a plant when stories from a horror comic book come to life. Special ghost... er, special guest Joanna Brief joins us to discuss wearable VCRs, Batman fighting drug dealers, and what happens when Ted's head turns red. Then we find out if Creepshow stands the Test of Time.

During the golden age of X-rated movies, one young actor rises to superstardom thanks to his enormous… talent. Listen as we discuss unattractive male pornstars, who killed Betamax, and the sub-basement of rock bottom. Then we find out if Boogie Nights stands the Test of Time.

A hotshot lawyer moves to the big city, where his new boss just might be… Satan! Join us as we chat about lessons from Donald Sutherland, inspiring Keanu-like behavior, and how this movie used the wrong Rolling Stones song. We also share our thoughts on Deadpool 3 before finding out if The Devil's Advocate stands the Test of Time.

A fire chief who has a way with words and a large nose falls for a beautiful astronomy student. But because he's self-conscious about his appearance, he helps a more attractive man pursue her. Listen as we discuss Steve Martin's different eras, too much saxophone, and the appropriate attire for plastic surgeons. Then we find out if Roxanne stands the Test of Time.

Three witches come back from the dead, and plan to kill children so they can stay young forever. Join us as we chat about the hazards of being named Elliott, the wrong way to define a virgin, and why Charlie Sheen likes to play characters called Charlie. Then we find out if Hocus Pocus stands the Test of Time.

In the 1950s, three Los Angeles cops try to solve a complex case of corruption. Listen as we discuss Guy Pearce's jawline, consulting on Grey's Anatomy, and how long you live after being shot through the heart. Then we find out if L.A. Confidential stands the Test of Time.

A wealthy banker becomes entangled in an intricate game… or is it all an elaborate scam? Join us as we chat about the Harvard Club's aesthetic, a nickname for Alexa, and gratuitous butt shots on Lost. We also explore the differences between a requel and a legacyquel before finding out if The Game stands the Test of Time.

A wooden puppet dreams of becoming a real boy, but he first must prove himself brave, truthful, and unselfish. Listen as we discuss the female version of Jiminy Cricket, the Quentin Tarantino version of Geppetto, and the stuff of James' childhood nightmares. When you wish upon a star, you find out if Pinocchio stands the Test of Time.

Right before Earth is destroyed, one human escapes the planet and explores the universe. Special guest Matt from Season 14, Time for a Podcast joins us to discuss papier-mâché heads, why Mos Def is so sleepy, and the best thing about the dark web. Don't panic as we find out if The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy stands the Test of Time.

Six unemployed friends decide to make money by becoming amateur male strippers. Join us as we discuss seeing a Chippendales show in broad daylight, people who are *really* into garden gnomes, and how to end a movie on a penis. We also share our thoughts on Batgirl's cancellation before finding out if The Full Monty stands the Test of Time.

Seven friends struggle to grow up after graduating from college. Listen as we talk about TGI Fridays' elaborate drinks, the shocking clause in the original Hippocratic Oath, and bad optics for the Jewish Walk of Fame. Then we find out if St. Elmo's Fire stands the Test of Time.

A couch potato and his wife are pulled into a hellish TV world, where they have to survive for 24 hours. Join us as we discuss electrocuting a robot, Spinderella saving the day, and a slip of the tongue that's too funny to be edited out. Then we see if Stay Tuned stands the Test of Time.

Three young brothers use their ninjutsu skills against bullies, kidnappers, and even terrorists. Listen as we chat about motion sensors for kids, using swords to take off clothes, and what D.A.R.E. stands for backwards. Then we find out if 3 Ninjas stands the Test of Time.

A programmer fights for his life inside a computer's mainframe. Join us as we talk about betting on jai alai, a Zordon look-alike, and how Sausage Party was made. Then we find out if TRON stands the Test of Time.

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one woman leads the fight against evil men who are hoarding the world's water. Listen as we discuss getting DJ Ski Masked, the difference between holograms and astral projections, and if this movie is for stoners. Then we find out if Tank Girl stands the Test of Time.