The Male Gayz Podcast

This Christmas: Have the gayz been naughty or nice? Is Tonya Harding the perfect Christmas Queen? Is Sophia the Robot going to kill us all? Do these grown adults still believe in Santa? These questions, and more, answered by your two favourite elves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys return and this time it's all about when you couldn't tell: the stories that indicated we might have been straight. SPOILERS: there's not many stories. Plus Chris discovers a great new drag name and we fall in love with the Queen of the Week Penny Wong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ*Note: This episode was recorded immediately after the Kevin Spacey allegations broke.The Male Gayz is a year old and what have the boys learned? Eli's using the platform to share his beef with a radio station who gave him free stuff as a child. Chris' CD collection is basicaly just The Bongo Song and Eli owned FIFA 97: The Soundtrack. Then it's off to the races with a proper discussion of actor Kevin Spacey's conflating potential underage abuse with homosexuality. Queen of The Queen is Andi Mack/Lizzie McGuire/The Carrie Diaries TV writer Terri Minsky. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by Bigpipe.co.nzTime for some spooky tales from the closet for all hallow's eve! A new one-off segment Celebrity Whore Binge includes a Happy Birthday to Zac Efron and Chris really hoping that Justin Bieber is kissing his Christian pastor. Fact of the Gay is a reminder; lots of gay men aren't doing anal. Lots are too! The boys also tackle tips in how to top someone in various ways and a recognition that with bottoming; The power is yours! Chris pitches a new horror film called Grindr and there's some amazing Halloween costume ideas (and their ethno-specific). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Words matter so the gayz are talking the use of the word 'gay', 'poof' and 'poofter' and 'queer' off the back of Rainbow Youth's great new ad. Also in this ep; where in the world can you still be killed for being gay? What killed the Sex and The City 3 movie (and on a related note, can we leave Kim Cattrall alone please)? The Christchurch bar scene, Dream Girls and the new adventures of Bunty the Lamb. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe boys celebrate divas in all their wondrous forms. From the unstoppable force of Aretha Franklin singing over Carole King in the best diva performance ever, to the new gay diva on Married at First Sight NZ. Plus when gay people adopt each other and the most dramatic fight Chris has ever had with his mum recapped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe boys recount their biggest partying years including who they pashed and where they vomited! Plus an App that can tell if you're gay by your face? Also: a ferocious competition for Queen of the Week, and Eli might have thought of his first good drag name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThis week Eli an Chris blow open the toy chest to see what their favourite childhood toys say about them now as PROUD GAY MEN! PLUS! They are the first kiwis ever to speak ill of Lorde and the worst dating app ever just got released... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe verdict is in for Tom Daley's wedding and it is GUILTY AS CHARGED! Captain Planet makes an appearance to tell Australia to sort its shit out and then we find out, our own male gay Eli IS Captain Planet (basically). We also find out Eli's drag name, hear his terrible Joan Rivers impersonation and dive into music artist Pink's aerial career before exploring the weird 90s phenomenon of the Metrosexual. Also DINOSAURS DOING IT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZAustralia: What the f is going on with you guys? A $120m non-binding postal vote on Marriage Equality? Just use Twitter, ya dummies! Also in this fine episode - pigeon trading, N Korea and Christchurch's rainbow laws compared AND a roll call on NZ Labour's policies. Then it's all about the GAYmes, namely Dream Daddy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZWe thought we should shake things up and swap seats, and all hell broke loose. We talk Shakespeare or should we say ShakesQUEER and wonder if Dunkirk would be 10 times more successful with Batman in it. This episode is sweeter than Britany Spears's latest perfume. Fact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZBoys wearing dresses and girls kissing girls - it's a music video special featuring iPod nanos! A frank discussion about Lena Dunham's dog ownership surrounded by walks down Memory Lane about Hanson, Blink 182 and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThis week we're talking Pride Parades and why banks feel the need to be so involved. Eli's just seen Chris Rock live and Chris found out Germans want to marry their same sex partners. Plus Jay Z/Beyonce's twin's names are out and the reviews are brutal and why can't drag queens represent a wider spectrum of women? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris is trying to free the male nipple and spread a little body positivity after an adolescence of self-consciousness about his chest and Eli is salivating over every single person who's ever played Robin in a Batman movie. The look, wardrobe and comparative campness of film villains are explored, from the Wicked Witch of The West to Heath Ledger's Joker. Plus - what happens when Chris Parker plays a Nazi? The Nazi gets less nasty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZThe gayz are back! Kicking off with a hot new segment, Eli's Fav Tweet of The Week (from his own account). The beautiful foreign tongue of masc being spoken by personal trainers is music to Chris' ears. Eli takes us through his night last night and guess what everyone - HE SAW STRIPPERS! Naked, female strippers. But as for the main course of this episode: It's all about the gay bars. What makes a good one? What would Eli and Chris' dream one be? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZTaped in front of a live studio audience, the boys spend Mothers Day drinking a few Chardonnays dissecting female pop stars. Ranging from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to the Spice Girls - there's hot takes for all! Plus what obvious signifier movie did Chris watch hundreds of times as a kid? Let's find out in this live episode about when Eli and Chris' mamas knew that their boys were gay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZEli and Chris are joined by Australian comedian Rhys Nicholson to discuss who has the gayest country: New Zealand or Aus. Rhys shares delightful tales of being offered meth while on tour, the boys collectively pick outfits for their open coffin funerals and select plastic surgery enhancements for their time among the living. Plus - the biology of being a bottom, handjobs in the Big Brother house and WTH is a dolmio grin?Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ & COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Eli is so sexually frustrated that is actually audible (but only to his podcasting co-host). Chris encounters homophobes in small town NZ, a legendary lesbian from the 1800s called Anne Lister is uncovered and our lovely boys are chattin Kirsten Dunst taking on the Civil War. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZOh no, someone left a straight (mainly) cis-woman on The Male Gayz! But don't worry cause it's Alice from Boners of The Heart and she's got a big bag of hot takes for you. In this juicy ep; Thank God, Power Rangers is coming out in film form. Continuinty is a huge issue in porn. There's an extended chat about NZ's favourite gay yodelling sisters, The Topp Twins and Chris' confusing sexual feelings about it. The males throw a bunch of gay men at Alice to figure out what she's in to and Alice gets careful with language around gender. Plus Adam Lambert hit on Eli one time?Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZIn this It's-Too-Hot-To-Be-Too-Sexy epsiode, Chris is on an intense lube search, trying to figure out exactly what the hell is going on in supermarkets with KY Jelly. Eli is bringing the facts re tops v bottoms and we hear some pretty good stories about getting caught out when in the act. Plus dick pics!Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThis week the Male Gayz explore the struggle of finding a holiday in the middle of unemployment and the simple pleasure of fast food on an empty stomach. Chris and Eli get great lady info from the original lesbian website; Wikipedia!Then it's off to the races with chat about the recent Beauty and The Beast flair up, Anne Hathaway and the phenomenon of taking down vocal, progressive women and a grand re-imagining of Tom Thumb. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZRecorded live in front of a studio audience, Chris and Eli answer three questions each sent in by their mums. It's an illuminating look into the curious minds of the people who love the men who love men. Watch out if you're not a fan of the F word though (not that one, the other one)! Plus a bloody cracking chat about the transgender bathroom issue and its recent relevancy on New Zealand shores.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just how gay was Honest Abe? Will Trump and Pence share a bed, and more importantly have Obama and Biden done that already? Eli wants a life partner to stay in their own room and Chris is NOT on board. Hot takes on the label WORLD, the concept of zip offs and the utility of functional fashion items from kids TV show monkeys! Amazing haircuts (including fauxhawks) and your fav gays hocking their VERY cool merch at you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZWelcome to the sports episode! After a brief divergence about the Superbowl halftime show and a fact about Pornhub doing good, it's off to the races! Both Eli and Chris reveal they've done ads with the All Blacks. Eli reveals he's played a surprsingly large array of sports (though none of them super well) and teenage Chris gets advice from his Principal regarding the age old debate of Theatre v Athletic sports. Then his 10 year old self falls in love with his tennis coach and he's forced into becoming a hockey goalie. To top it all off - a huge announcement: Chris and Eli are starting an all gay diving duo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIt's brutally early and Chris' deep timbre is even lower than usual. There's a lot of singing, a Fact of The Gay featuring the earliest trans people we have records of AND love for the new Netflix series Riverdale. Chris is competing against straight boys for parts in Les Mis and NOT happy about rogue high school teachers are adding songs to Andrew Lloyd Webber shows - which just so we're clear, IS NOT ALLOWED. Potential musicals are pitched featuring music from WHAM! and forgotten Danish pop senations Aqua because... Apparently that's a better idea than a Michael Jackson show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThis ep was recorded ages ago! But it's finally coming to your ears. Chris and Eli are predicting what's ahead for 2017 and congratulating Taiwan on (hopefully) becoming the first Asian government to legalise same-sex marriage. Chris shares a tale of going back to talk to his famously-excellent-at-rugby high school and Eli has been in Thailand with a straight and getting cut by having food poisoning!Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy year and are looking forward to bringing you more Male Gayz for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIt's the dawn of a brave new year and Chris and Eli have decided they're both straight now. YAY RESOLUTIONS! Let's talk about Transparent, bi-sexual X-Factor contestants and a bunch of celebs who came out of the closet in the last 365 days.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIt's the most wonderful time, of the year! Unless you're in church and suddenly it becomes apparent that you are the only gay in a conservative part of New Zealand! But it's not all bad. In this festive Male Gayz, Eli and Chris chat about what presents gay men get from their friends and family, family traditions of grave singing and Eli's fav christmas movie (which you will NOT guess!) All this and as always, Fact of The Gay plus the solution to the problematic lyrics of the Pogues' yuletide classic.Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris and Eli are sharing tales of escaping the closet and the power of the Coming Out YouTube videos. Also, the first gay character in the Mario universe, (who has with a suprisingly complex gender journey) and other video GAYmes including, Spice Girls games, Top of The Pops games, the gayest name of all time.Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZThis episode of The Male Gayz is a beautiful crowd-sourced basket of curiosities from the kiddies online! What are poppers? How do you feel about teenagers' derogatory use of the word 'gay'? What do you get for a mother-in-law for a gift? We're about to find out via the beautiful tones of Eli Matthewson and crackly Skype tones of Chris Parker (via satellite).Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIt's time for round two of Icon v Trycon and on the decision desk today, Chris and Eli cast their judgement on undeniably talented Zac Efron, the complex and potentially problematic James Franco and the hard-to-resist-when-he's-up-close Nick Jonas. Fact of The Gay features Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Gay Spiderman (maybe) and a real life, Puerto Rican boxing hero. Also, Chris' insecurities about gaps in his pop culture knowledge and Eli's inability to hear French Beatles song lyrics for what they are.Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris and Eli are back to talk about Grindr, Squirt and an app you haven't even heard of before - Passport (they literally just thought of it now). But before all this modern day tech talk Fact of The Gay is here to teach us about genius man-lover Alan Turing and the sexual habits of macaque monkeys. Also, Pringles plays a surprisingly large role in this ep.Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZIn this emergency broadcast of The Male Gayz, Eli is in studio in Auckland and Chris is on tour in Wellington but that won't stop them putting out an emergency broadcast addressing certain idiot New Zealand self-appointed pastors who claim gays are causing earthquakes. On this Bad Religious People v The Gayz ep we also learn who the true enemy of the Westboro Baptist Church is, find out the secret malevolence of Urban Outfitter AND talk a lot about wizards - both good and bad ones.Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris and Eli are back with more tales from their childhood and adolescence indicating that actually, there were probably some signs of what was coming early on. In this ep we find out Roald Dahl's home country and which nations removed their anti-gay laws first. Then we delve into James Bond themes (F you Sam Smith), Mel Gibson movies and an appreciation for the Kardashians that is so hard, it might turn Eli to a career of gay porn. We also attempt to answer the question; Exactly how gay IS 'gayer than Eli?'Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZWelcome to the first ever 'Gay Icon or Trycon' themed episode. Up for decision first is that most gorgeous construction of the gay community, for the gay community - Barbra Streisand! Along the way we find out why she hasn't performed live in decades and which Hollywood star loved her more than her own daughter. Next up, young Britney Spears. The blonde bombshell with a Grammy AND a conservatorship from her dad is definitely a lost soul but is she an icon to boys who love boys? Let's find out! Plus the always informative, Fact of The Gay featuring San Fransisco and same sex couples in advertising.Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZTime to grab your flash light and get under the covers cause this ep is a steamy Sealed Section special! Chris and Eli discuss sexual experiences with men, women and in the great outdoors. Also in the mix this week, dream celeb orgy lists - who makes the cut? Plus the first ever openly gay celeb, the real number of queer folk living in the country AND which social media platform is best for sending messages?Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris and Eli are put forward some incredible fan theories about sexuality and gender identity of characters from Pokemon, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls and Harry Potter. Along the way, they identify which ones were actually probably gay and which ones Eli was just projecting himself onto. The boys also dig into pronouns for different folks and a re-watch of The Secret Garden!Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZChris and Eli are back! This week we learn about the history of pride flag (she's younger than you think), the sexuality of Siegfried and Roy (I reckon you can guess this one) and what the US Military's 'Queen for a day' clause was. The gayz also chew over marriage equality in New Zealand and Australia, Chris drops a fantastic alternative ceremony to getting hitched and Eli asks the question - so what if Elsa from Frozen was gay? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZWelcome to The Male Gayz, a new podcast that's just come out of the closet co-hosted by Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson - two young men who took longer than they probably should have to figure they are gay. And now they're making up for lost time! In this exciting inaugural episode your new best friends tackle Tarzan boy kissing, crushed ballet dreams and intercrural sex (they'll explain everything). Plus personal tales of costume curiosity, mum's nighties AND today and forever more: Fact of The Gay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.