The Male Gayz Podcast

The Gayz are back in the same time zone and having the time of their life! Chris is about to head to see Evita but he’s still recovering from Oliver! We are loving meeting the UK chorus line and wondering how this place changes our accent. We didn’t think we had a fact of the gay but - surprise - we have the best one ever. We conquer the uk internet speed to deliver one of our best ever episodes!Support us and watch us on our webcams at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s midnight in the Edinburgh and Eli is racing off the cobbled streets to fill us in on the grossest stories he’s got. Chris is ready to embrace Coldplay, and The Fact of The Gay, is a reminder to get your Queer Palm checked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh Boy (As in Servant) it’s our first global episode of The Male Gayz, Eli has landed in Edinburgh, Chris has just wiped the sleep from his eyes, and our new set up, it’s pushing us to our technological limits. All in all, this is the start of something new, exciting and scary.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Eli's last podcast in New Zealand, maybe forever, depending on if his flight lands. We get into advice for uncles, gay superheroes and Chris lets you know the entire drama about his local dog park and the naughty "dogging" that's going on there. And a huge shout out to Middlemore Hospital delivering us a legendary Queen of the Week.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A podcast told in two parts…and you would have never found of if Chris didn’t tell you. Eli is in an incredible mood this podcast and it inspires a lively conversation about if there’s a better word than Cock.Go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These two virgins have listened to the Lorde album and they are ready to talk about it! We learn the most profitable LGBT films of all time are basically just straight films and Chris provides an indepth analysis of the choir power structures of Christchurch in the 90s and 2000s to celebrate our Queen of the Week. Plus, as always, hair and dog chat.For more Gayz and to support the show, join us Backstage: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is proudly partnered with 1% Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGChris is fresh from the dog park and ready to praise his good girl. Eli is fresh from what feels like 24/7 news absorption. A Fact of the Gay celebrates the first time the word "gay" meant "actually gay" on film, and we tackle the most important question of the day: What would be in your DVD three pack?Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli has officially moved out of his home and is in with this in laws. Chris has been half listening to the mushroom case podcast. This state of mind has opened up the big questions for them: should your genitals touch when you hug, and how good are their handshakes.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is proudly partnered with One Percent Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGIt’s a big week, and it’s only Monday when we recorded this, chances are the whole world has changed. What will never change is these boys love for the dump, and specifically one icon who works there. This is the story of the lady in the hat at the dumpGet every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From jumping out of cars while you are at the lights to dying surrounded by gays - we cover it all this week. We are getting high on the fumes of viral dubai chocolate, gay retirement homes and celebrating our favourite Auckland councillor as our Queen of the Week. And of course, this week we simply have to lay into douche kanoe Chris Bishop, before we try and find one single thing to be positive about so the episode doesn’t leave you sad.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in the studio and we forgot to press record on the cameras! Sorry! Chris has the beautiful dog that’s ruining his life with him and Eli has had his undies around his ankles too much lately. A fact of the gay about Katherine Hepburn’s relationship with gender and a true kiwi comedy icon is our queen of the week. Woof!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in the same physical space as each other and despite the vibe, we are determined to keep things positive. Chris is finally sharing on the pod that he got a dog. But is it all he thought it was going to be? Eli is moments away from moving to London, but is he excited? All this to say, we’ve both made life hard for ourselves. Sounds like a midlife crisis!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.It’s the last trans-tasman recording for hopefully ages… We are talking bare feet on planes, we are talking the culture of Brisbane and we are talking what happens when you chuck “vegas” on the end of a place name. Plus, Chris has been hanging out with Eli’s boyfriend more than Eli. The fact of the gay is all about the gay wage gap, and our Queens of the Week just got suspended from Parliament for bullshit reasons.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are on! What the hell is Jojo Siwa up to? What’s JayJay Feeney been posting on Instagram? Why is Oprah covered in blood? All this and a fact of the gay to celebrate Brokeback Mountain’s twentieth anniversary.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.Chris is home and Eli is not yet, and Eli is suffering a full hair-mergency in Sydney. We are sending love to our trans whanau and hate to Winnie P. Our Fact of the Gay is about Trans saints and our Queen of the Week are a pair of viral twins. Plus, we finally give our very delayed takes on the girls trip to space, with a legitimate pitch that we now need to send a bunch of queers.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the last shreds of their remaining energy Chris and Eli do what they do best: recap Coachella without having actually seen it. And if you haven’t subscribed to the Substack you’re going to want to today: in the exclusive video award winning comedian Guy Montgomery walks past in his undies. Plus our Fact of the Gay is brought to you in paid partnership with the awesome Shaun Hill from Rewired.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's week one of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and we are recording a day late and without a camera. We are so sorry. But it's a miracle the podcast happened. There is literally so much to talk about this week including Chris's old high school principal being accused of shitting on a driveway 8 times, the horrific persecution of Green MP Benjamin Doyle and why NZ will not embrace Speedo culture as much as Australian straight men have.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are Melbourne bound - BUY TICKETS NOW - and trying to sort their lives out before they leave. We get into the amazing TV we are living through right now, learn about how sneaky gays took over reality TV and pitch the perfect reality TV show.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are frantic in one of their last spare days before they start touring, and they are learning about the c*ck-sucking tears of famous country queers. Plus Chris’s brand new proverb helps Eli discover everything he believed about hedgehogs is wrong.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are immaculate. A 10/10 podcast reviewing a 7.5/10 Gaga album and announcing the cast for a 1000000/10 production of Jesus Christ Superstar - get ready New Zealand!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are trans-Tasman again, but this time we’ve flipped it and reversed it. Thanks to Disney+ and clips on line we’ve watched most of the Oscar’s. Chris randomly popped up with a fact of the gay this week inspired by Six the musical. But most importantly we remind men out there to check their prostates.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are podcasting like its 2020 and by that obviously over the internet, because Eli is in Sydney and Chris is home. It's a big ole episode discussing weather Sydney is in fact better than Auckland and why? We learn all about the why Mardi Gras isn't pride, and Chris finally goes into detail about the Pitt (TV show, not depression)Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to unpack a harrowing weekend for queers and celebrate the legends who have made this pride so special despite all the f-wits. We ask the big questions like “has Brian Tamaki even read the bible”, and Chris reveals the brand new enemy he made in a one second encounter in the gym. Plus we honour a friend’s dad for Queen of the Week and learn about a real gay church in Fact of the Gay.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From seeing crazy bumper stickers to losing our minds at Laneway - it’s been a busy week. We recap the transcendent experience that was Charli’s headline set, finally talk Emilia Perez and even cover the topic you’ve all been waiting for: the Dump. The fact of the gay comes from the beautiful comments on our Instagram and the Queen of the Week is an incredible girl with an appalling tray of dumplings.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded minutes after the Grammys finished, we are bringing you the hottest takes we can, given that we live in New Zealand and can’t actually watch it. The fact of the gay is all about a historic onstage wedding ceremony and an unbleeped slur, plus there can be only one Queen Bey of the Week.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are launching head first into some of the biggest issues facing us today, like is it okay to run shirtless? Should we use AI to fix our accents? What happens to the gay rams? And who trolled David Seymour the best this week? And can we get to Dan Carter by messaging Jockey?Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack!Get your tickets for the crossover GAYZ IN THE GUTTER show with Johanna Cosgrove and Sam Te Kani on Feb. 17th here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Chris and Eli take their official stance on the NZ FOOD AWARDS and that is they are a hoax! We also tally up how many dicks we think the Beatles sucked, and we gloss over what is easily the worst week to be alive in our life times to focus on more pressing issues, what’s going on with the state of movie cinemas.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An amazing, perfect episode with fifteen minutes of terrible audio thanks to our SD Card being a flop. The boys are ready to make this podcast as slick as they can and they need your help to decide a catchy intro line! We hear about a historic, televised achievement of the late, not-so-great Anita Bryant and celebrate an All Black queen of the week. And our journey to get Dan Carter on the podcast gets one Instagram comment closerGet every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our first episode recorded this year and we stand with Greenland! Eli’s is feeding a friend’s cat, Chris is ready to get cancelled and both the boys are ready to get former All Black Dan Carter on the pod. A fact of the gay about the worst word for gay there is, and a truly surprising Queen of the Week.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bringing a fresh and energetic energy to a podcast that definitely wasn’t recorded in advance in 2024. We talk through Eli’s ins and out, and the fact of Gay has Chris crying “shiver me timbers”Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas, we’ve ditched our life partners and families to bring you this specific Christmas episode of The Male Gayz. Truly iconic for us to not take one single week off after such a rich history of being so slack. A special festive Fact of the Gay gives us all the answers behind that video. Yes the one you’re thinking of.We also officially launch our campaign for 2025, and thanks to our hons at Kathmandu, we get that litttle bit closer to giving away our ultimate The Male Gayz x Kathmandu official cruising kit.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Chrimbo everyone! An absolutely amazeballs episode to end the year. An exquisite fact of the gay from the land of Oz. A divine discussion of Ponsonby ice cream shops. A fabulous recap of the year that has been.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Eli’s birthday and he’s assessing his big Year of the Dragon year. There’s cupcakes, a fact of the gay from Grindr itself and the Queen of the Week is a beloved chef (who Eli doesn’t know). Make sure you come to the live show this Thursday Auckland Chorus Line!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we had the wildest night you can have in downtown Auckland on a Monday at the gorgeous hour-and-a-bit Troye Sivan concert. We are getting ready for Christmas, we a learning facts of the gay about Moomins and we are celebrating a queen of the week who hosts a sister podcast.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are struggling under the immense weight of Wicked content - it is inescapable! Eli has lost his voice and Chris’s play is a runaway success. An unhinged chat about “pretty boys”, a fact of the gay about Broadway and a Queen of the Week who could be the queen any week - this episode has it all.Get every episode early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys went to Wicked, the stars were out in the crowd and onscreen and our glowing reviews are just the start of the journey through Oz we go on with genuine Oz expert Chris Parker. Plus we celebrate the only possible Queen of the Week Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke and a we learn why we are called Friends of Dorothy.Get every episode early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally opened Schrödinger’s cat box and are very bummed out by the result. We recorded this episode at 8am due to Chris’s theatre schedule, so it’s a very unfiltered chat about the state of things tbh. We wonder if it’s us who is to blame, but ultimately we’ve decided blame rests with Deadpool.Get every episode early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Moo Deng has picked Trump, but we don’t know who wins - even though there may well be a winner when this is released! Plus Eli ran a half-marathon, a fact of the gay about Abraham Lincoln and the most bizarre shoot shag marry of all time. A huge thank you to Florence Pugh for hopefully listening. Get every episode early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we record hot off the back of one of the biggest nights in Male Gayz history. Both gays went out to da cluuurb. We recap that night, with visceral detail. We also launch our second ever official Male Gayz manhunt, but this one is all in the name of love! Get every episode early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are finally back in the studio and ready to delve into all the pop culture we’ve missed, covering all the important topics like Olivia Rodrigo, The Substance, The Kardashian and of course: dandruff! Plus a Fact of the Gay on the origins of how Halloween became “Gay Christmas”, which is actually way more interesting and cool than you would think, and we award Queen of the Week to a true queen: psyllium husk.Get every episode early and in video on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in our home town and surrounded by an adoring audience of people mostly have not listened to the podcast. A round of Show and Tell had us bringing out treasures from our family homes and sees an unexpected poetry reading from an amazing special guest. Plus a fact of the gay about the Manchester Street public toilets of course!Every episode now airing in bea-utiful video form on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Chris’s birthday and we are celebrating by making him work (yes podcasts are a job) in a live show from the beautiful Basement Theatre. Eli has a gift for Chris that he will surely be wearing every day for the rest of his life. We bring you Fact of the Gay about the very building we are recording in and very special Rhys Mathewson has the Gayz competing against each other in the very first round of Straight A's.Every episode now airing in bea-utiful video form on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chorus Line members will know, this episode is recorded on Chris’s couch, and the proof is in the pudding. Eli is at his breaking point and has never felt more alone, and Chris has had an amazing weekend away at WOW. There's a lot of great and not-so-great new content out for us to discuss. We love The English, so Brian Jordan Alvarez is Q of the W. And Eli has another amazing Fact of the Gay, which has us wanting to move to Sweden. Every episode now airing in bea-utiful video form on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is so late to this week's episode and it randomly inspires a very real and deeply thoughtful chat about pop stars. Phrases like “likeability is a prison" get bandied about, and we bravely ask the question everyone is so scared to ask - why are there no openly lesbian whales in pop culture!Every episode now in bea-utiful video form on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the boys are back to remote recording because of their high flying life style. Chris’s ears are ringing, Eli has an infected toenail, the vibes are immaculate! With a Fact of the Gay from an unexpected source: our straight friend. And no queen of the week cause we forgot lol.VIDEO EPISODES now available on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our first guest in approximately a million years! Taskmaster icon and Billy T winner Abby Howells joins us for a deep dive into am-dram theatre, when improvisors try to be “serious” and her secret collection of beautiful ladies.Find Backstage episodes and more on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is back from Queenstown and ready to lay into some farmers he met, and Eli is so high on Sudafed he almost gives David Seymour queen of the week! Plus a fact of the gay about a legal gay marriage 53 years before gay marriage was actually legal, and we have a new term we would love to empower straight men (all two who listen to this podcast) to use!Find Backstage episodes and more on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wanna hear us pop off? We are both furious for different reasons. These Gayz have had it and they are ready to throw a drink in your face. Eli has a new enemy. Chris has an airport rival. Plus a fact of the gay about voice training, and the queen of the week is a voice you definitely know.Find Backstage episodes and more on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have to get into Queen of the Week right away because a true QUEEN was born at the Paris Olympics... but will she win the title or will it once again go to an incredibly irrelevant person instead? Plus we got sent a GIFT because we have our finger on the coffee pulse and the Fact of the Gay finally addresses what Jockstraps were actually invented for.Support us on Substack for bonus content and early episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli coin a new phenomenon- The Ryan Reynolds’s effect (when one has no gay friends) Eli has an earth shattering revelation about sweet Thai chili and will the boys ever see Deadpool or are they literally too gay to be allowed.Support us on Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.