The Male Gayz Podcast

In this progressive REALITY episode - what reality show would Chris and Eli do? Toxic questions about Survivor and the gayz finally talk about their REAL lives.Tickets to Eli's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/eli-matthewson/Tickets to Chris' NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/chris-parker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the first time the boys have seen each other in a LONG time and there's some catching up to be had. Spoiler Alert: A lot has happened. Chris and Eli talk all things music including the Russian tea on Tattoo and their desire to bed queer icon and global superstar Lil Nas X.Eli's Comedy Festival Show: Eli Matthewson - Daddy-Short-Legs | NZ International Comedy FestivalChris' Comedy Festival Show: Chris Parker - How I Felt | NZ International Comedy Festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Bette Midler riding a vacuum to the Pokémon Mr Mime to the name Toby to Fergie's arrival to the Black Eyed Peas - we're counting down the second part of this very special 100 Things That Made Me Gay from Chris and Eli. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s official - this is roughly the 100th episode of The Male Gayz and Chris and Eli are celebrating by counting down 50 out of the Top 100 things that made them gay. Because the second 50 are coming next week. Picks include; Men taking their shirt off the fast way, Barney the Dinosaur, and Bert and Ernie. PLUS a bombshell on Eli’s origin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys attempt to solve the greatest mystery of 2020. It involves chocolate spoons. The Fact of The Gay might leave you sad for your future and The Queen of The Week is a legendary gay icon who helped the world. Plus, an NZ local who we j’adore and also anyone whose released an album this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an in depth-ish look at when Mattel accidentally made a very gay doll, the boys remember their favourite toys ever. Littlest pet shop anyone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are doing a true crime podcast with a twist! The gayz are counting down the minutes til Auckland's Level 2.5 and as now, avoiding the gym. We got fake and real Facts of The Gay (f*** Bella Thorne and She Who Shall Not Be Named) and a trip down cinema memory lane. Then things get a little weird... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have done piping hot energy to serve after two weeks cooped up at home and a parking ticket NIGHTMARE. Chris is being told to social distance from his own bubble and Eli’s flatmate’s cat keeps putting on loud music. Plus we almost refuse to do a fact of the gay and our queen of the week is ALL MUSIC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take these gays' advice - Go right for Motat and down the Hanmer Springs tunnel to find a boyfriend. Eli now works in the news and has the Merv scoop for Chris. Shock jocks are making a come back. Ellen's over and Bon Appetit's cancelled but don't worry - We have more Invisalign ASMR. Doesn't matter if it's your hair or mental health; Why ever interact with a non-queer person? Fact of The Gay is all about the weird stereotype of non-whistling gay men that James Bond's creator got obsessed with. Perfume Genius is one of four Queens of The Week. Also, E-Boys, Tik-Tok and Instagram Reels. Plus, massive shout out to fellow QoTW: Alice Snedden for Bad News! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are sleepy but that's not going to stop them from coming up with a new catch phrase, launching a new food product and analysing Taylor's new album after approximately one listen. Plus we learn about the first person to call themselves a drag queen, someone who might be made up is the queen of the week and we give our gay opinions on toast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli and Chris are popping in for a quick ep to update you that they are now party boiz. They now know a few of the states of Australia and Eli is THE VOICE of New Zealand tourism. Our Queen of the Week is Jeff Bezos - JK, it's Chlöe Swarbrick. Or maybe even Mary Jane. Lot of NZ politics in this ep, so I hope you enjoy that! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

US-based Emergency Release Fund: https://emergencyreleasefund.com/NZ-based Rainbow Youth: https://www.ry.org.nz/donateChris and Eli are becoming a radio duo (maybe). A star-studded Auckland cafe experience. Chris has an incredible haircut. Shout out to Rose Matafeo. Eli recalls a beautiful early story of his first man-on-man sexual encounter. A very in-depth review of different brands of men's underwear. Also, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named has popped her dumb, bigoted head up again.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our gayz are back in the studio and the energy is zinging. In an episode that is 80% about spooky noises only Chris and Eli can hear, we also learn about whether Chandler was meant to be gay on Friends, shout out our favourite local businesses (Eli has realised his shout out is definitely an Australian business since recording) and somehow don't award Jacinda Ardern Queen of the Week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise surprise Chris is talking about the tony awards. Eli watched every movie “the other day” and we pledge to both become the first openly gay men to win best actor. Eli has a huge Broadway role planned and Chris has developed a chaotic daily plan. Is this our last Zoom podcast? Plus a queen of the week you know, you love, and you’ll be surprised to hear Chris read her entire IMDB herstory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli finally found time amidst their flat out lockdown schedule to pod, and they have both made the very unique choice to fill the time by watching movies. The boys chat Lord of the Rings, Riccarton Mall and check in how Fran Drescher and Robbie Williams are handling quarantine. Ever wondered how LGBT+ fit in the Pagan community? We discuss in an actually pretty interesting Fact of the Gay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gayz talk game shows, fantails and if time even exists in this lockdown. We share what we can tentatively call "facts" about the Statue of Liberty and Michelangelo. Plus the coveted "Worst Celebrity of the Lockdown" is awarded... We love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is on a felting journey, Eli doesn’t know would to do with his ear and the gays are just as bad with technology as you thought! (This recording took approximately 68 attempts). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PLEASE NOTE: This was recorded some time ago and does not reflect current events of... You know, the pandemic we're in.The boys are back, ones off caffeine and one is drinking at home alone and honestly - the vibes are electric. We’ve got two new catch phrase, takes on Drag Race, House of Drag and personal training using Star Wars catch phrases. The boys dish the piping hot tea on what Invisalign smells like and what skin care is too scary to use. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is back home at his parents’ house and reverting back to his teenage self in record time. Eli’s bringing a sassy Fact of The Gay about Queer Christchurch’s most underappreciated icon; Dame Ngaio Marsh, who kept her partner Silvia Fox in a bungalow out the back of her house. Then it’s time to weigh all things Chch on the Kinsey Scale: From The Palms to the Port Hills, every local mall, landmark and venue is getting assessed on its queerness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live in Auckland during pride, with a packed audience a lovely buzz on the microphones - it's The Male Gayz.In this live episode, Chris and Eli drill into flatmate etiquette, Ellen and Portia's contact time, a sex dream one male gay had about the other (plus whether or not there was pene), the verdict on Ocean's 8 and a whole lot more. Thanks to Phoenix entertainment, K Rd, Auckland for having us! xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli have both watched the Superbowl Halftime Performance because they wanted to do it for each other. Pride Festival is infull swing in our city of Auckland and so are straight people trying to make money from it. We find out if Stan Walker would FINALLY take out Queen of The Week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shoes are off in this steamy episode about Chris’ naughty dream, group sex and gay Olympians. The Queen of The Week is a SAG Award-worthy teenage actor from The Crucible.PLUS come and see us live. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to 2020 and Golden Globes season, bbz! Cats is out and it’s just as incredible as the trailer promised; So incredible that Dame Judi Dench is undeniably Queen of The Week! We look forward to the year ahead and also, the end of the world ahead! Fact of The Gay, you say? How about a 19th century essay on same sex love? And finally, Phoebe Waller-Bridge: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE ADD SOME BOND BOYS TO NO TIME TO DIE, THANKS! xoEli’s Instagram: @elimatthewsonChris' Instagram @chrisparker11:See The Male Gayz Live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a spooky episode from the past/we uploaded it late! In this timeline it's still Black Friday, Pokemon's hot and Chris has glioma! Could you be a Scientologist? There's nothing more normal than a mall and that's exactly why we should put a sex on site venue in all of them.Limes are off the road. Dua Lipa is a new tall pop star who's... fine? Plus a fact of the UK!Here's a ticket link to Chris' dance show in Auckland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Support Eli's moLove to our trans fam! Israel Folau is back in the news but should we talk about him? Why is Christchurch’s only gay bar anti-trans? Ugh. Meanwhile, Eli's doing corporate work today and looking forward to getting paid in three months (and being fired by his agents tomorrow!) We find out what the most eco-friendly way to clean up after sex is and what Eli's various medical conditions are. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Call him Chrisderella cause on of these Gayz has found the right shoe. Renee Zellweger has become Judy Garland and Mr and Mrs Parker are into it. Choose your emoji, grab your lovely wired headphones and share in a moment of silence for the boys' upcoming 40th birthdays. This is a Martha Stewart episode that is very anti-iCloud but very pro the New Zealand Dotterel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The city (Auckland) is on fire and Eli is gutted his photos of it didn’t pick up online! In this episode we got Lady gaga ice baths a Fact of The Gay ft. Leonardo da Vinci was a gay! Dick size doesn’t matter and neither does Miley Cyrus, plus there’s too many drag shows now?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is back from HaNMer Springs with a little suntan and some tea on Matty The Weatherman's emotions on getting cut from Celebrity Treasure Island. Chris has found a new position to poo and does NOT listen to actors’ opinions on… Anything? We finally have the receipts on Ellen DeGeneres being trash but The View is actually quite good (shout out, Joy!) Most of this episode is digging through the pseudo-political music of the early 2000s, so enjoy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are chatting Fudge Culture, lightly dragging Out.com and Tik Tok, and recounting a child's birthday party gone HORRIBLY wrong. Plus, PhoebeWallerBridge is a Goddess but Devil Wears Prada may not be the best source material for a musical. In politics (sort of) Queer Eye hates Bernie Sanders and Why is Kamela Harris a cop? Tweet Eli and let him know! The Queen of the Week: GRETA! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gayz are back and haven't seen each other in ages! Time to catch up on gastro woes, share trading and vapes. We're banning masc energy in the bedroom and maybe kiwi reality stars Art and Matilda for their very straight energy. Sam smith has adopted they/them pronouns. Plus, musical theatre - should you listen to the album before seeing the show? Are hetros coming for our fetishwear, and how many men has Batman and Robin director Joel Schumacher slept with? (HIS answer will shock you). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baking is BS and cooking is cool! Most of the is episode is just two Christchurch boys showing love for the garden city – its ice skating rink and dessert restaurants. Alan Turning is ever-so-briefly the Queen of The Week and Love Island is banned from schools. Plus puberty at the pool and a whole lotta biscuits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tickets to Chris and Eli's upcoming live shows are here.Chris and Eli are trying to figure out exactly WHAT Sports Illustrated is, in possibly the gayest convo on the podcast yet. This episode we’ve got first person Courtney Cox sightings at airports, third party Naomi Campbell cancellations in airports and MDMA therapy. The gayz have almost entirely revolved their beef from last episodes, which is important because we need to figure which characters are queer in the new Lion King. Fact of The Gay lets you know how bad streaming porn is for the environment, the Queen of the Week is the US Womens Soccer team and we find out if Chris is a royalist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is late, apologetic and caught in the headlights of Chris’ revelations of unprofessional podcast behaviour AND unsafe sex from yesterday. Tim’s dog is semi-on blast, and so is one of Auckland’s only gay bars FAMILY (details inside, check the sealed section). Priscilla Queen of The Desert is celebrated though not as much as our Queen of the Queen. Plus, Harry Potter is a straight man failing up, superheroes are hot and Old Town Road f***ing rules! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please note: This episode is being released over a week after it was record.In this episode, we’ve got internet addiction, pimple popping videos and Eli's doing his part to protect the planet by taking the bus for the first time in half a decade (and buying his third keep cup). Casper is a dead kid, Eli's biopic is Inside Out and Nicholas Sparks is CANCELLED! Queen of the Week is Randa who's got a hot new single out: Rock Bottom. Taylor Swift is not. And if you loved Rate The Underwear Model, you're going to love Rate My Way of Coffee. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli needs to remember his swipe card and start believing in himself to identify as a solid bowl guy. Today's episode mood is a combo of: spicy, fine and Adele. Chris and Eli discuss how often they think about being gay, Tay’s new queer-baiting track, whether Eli does/would fist and an upcoming Dan Carter movie. Love Island is simply too much of a commitment and Laura Daniel is the Queen of The Week!Tickets to Eli's show at The Basement in AucklandTickets to Chris' show Hudson and Halls LIVE! in Sydney Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Porn is the foundation of our society and Chernobyl rules (the show, NOT the event) but stay off your phone! In this Male Gayz, we get into the confusing statuses of Little Richard, Stage Challenge and Pride at Disney. Katy Perry is Queen of The Week but also, SHE STUPID! We want 90s Elton John and we wish Rainbow Youth a big ole HAPPY QUEER BIRTHDAY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gayz are back one of them is becoming a vegetarian - Maybe! Comedy fest has almost wiped the guys out but there’s a lot of ground to cover now. Auckland's getting a new old gay bar. There’s YouTube beauty beef, the Met Gala, Rocketman is out and The Male Gayz are officially pro-Thanos and anti-Beatles. Plus, the latest Queen of The Week: Nina West! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are live in Melbourne with special guest Rhys Nicholson! They’re on the vinos and talking rainbow babies (it’s not what you think), a lack of human intimacy and lacking physical contact while away from home and straight vs gay drinking during your teens. The Queen of The Week is a historical Myers Man and the lyrics to Shallows are effing insane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are in Melbourne and they found a hilarious lesbian to join them on the poddy – comedian Alex Ward! The trio cover buffets, sushi and missing out on joining the soccer team populated exclusively by hot girls (which in retrospect, highly problematic). Eli attempts to explain Cats: The Musical: The Movie and Alex chats the boys through how the Aussie government orchestrated a gay equality plebiscite just to catch her out!See The Male Gayz Live (Melb)See Alex in No Flirting (Melb only) and on Insta @wardyaknowSee Chris in Camp BinchSee Eli in An Inconvenient Poof Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli has lost his mind and can't do math and Chris turns the clock back to when he first came out and that time he was doing synthetic cannabis? Turns out giraffes are REALLY intense and whoever wins their fights picks whether they want to top or bot. Pokemon are all queer, don’t @ us and if you’re Barbara Streisand or Diana Ross, consider going one step further and deleting your account.Australia: Go to LittleEmpirePodcasts.com/live for tickets to our shows! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli goes to his first gay wedding and finds out turning 30 means passing the point of no return. The Fact of The Gay centres around Richard O'Brien (Rocky Horror) who… Maybe we need to talk about? Speaking of musicals, Ellen Greene is a beautiful queer icon and QoTW, specifically for singing Suddenly Seymour FOR DECADES NONSTOP! Also oscar-winning performances in trashy films and for the love of God, rate us 5 stars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catch Chris’ unique story of two dudes hooking up on Tinder, Eli’s trials and tribulations of deciding between story and a post and the joys of a spotless a-hole. It’s fun-filled Happy Women’s Day episode with great naming schemes for children’s names, Captain Marvel (very brief) review and the biggest single pressing question for people in New Zealand: How the f do we watch content? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a non-live episode and there was a lovely dog! Eli recalls the centre of all his childhood trauma but REFUSES to stay in his lane. The boys explore the crazy laws of NZ, what #BDMRR is all about and Huge Jackman is coming out… To New Zealand. Please buy your lovely trans folks a coffee and get us tickets to see Huge live!See Chris and Eli live in upcoming shows in Auckland, Wellington and Melbourne. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are in front of a live sold out crowd to discuss Dolly Parton appreciation, group chats, targeted advertising and truly THE MOST incredible fanfic you will ever hear.NZ listeners: Please support OutLine (a free phone service for queer people) by texting MALEGAYZ to 2256 to donate $3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are LIVE from Auckland’s Basement Theatre in front of a sold-out audience. They talk celebrity gaybaiting, coming out as far more than just gay and the ocean being filled with single use sex toys.NZ listeners: Please support OutLine (a free phone service for queer people) by texting MALEGAYZ to 2256 to donate $3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is too hot to be gay podcasting but here are the boys anyway! Today we’re talking male cheerleaders, a journey of discovery through teenage porn-viewing and what is up with the British doing dumb effing cameos? Plus, Eli doesn't want anything to do with you if you’re not a Mac user and Chris is trying to shake off his angry boi past. Need a Queen? Sarah Paulson is with a woman 30 years her senior, need we say more? Plus… Ellen is probably a baddie… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are now are a Pentatonix tribute group. Join them as they discuss the Grey's Anatomy musical episode, Eli's regrettable internet habits (RIP IMDB forums) and the world's first openly gay reverend. Also Chlöe Swarbrick is Queen of The Week, the boys talk about weed and Kiwi porn stars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli explore whether humans shitting in the park, the difficulty of being a R&B/pop music station in the age of R Kelly and Chris Brown and lovely surprise of a gay-friendly Spiderman game. Plus wedding fashion - is matching rompers a good idea or simply dressing like a twin? Marie Kondo: Gay icon? And Shakespeare is the Lena Dunham of the whatever-time-he-was-writing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to 2019, or maybe 2009 if you ask Chris. Either way it’s out with the old (Lady Gaga and her dead horse) and in with the new (Glenn Close’s wardrobe and Gayz in Tech!) This ep features a look at Logan Paul’s ‘Gay for a Month’ BS, some great (and not great) summer reads and boogie boarding. Biggest lesson though: A coffee with your mate is NOT a meeting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s almost New Years and time to revisit Chris' acidic Appletiser vom that’s powerful enough to strips paint. Your fav gayz ask: Was this the boys' gayest year yet? Also in this ep, scary fashion, the history of the jockstrap, bike riding and Glenn Close's time is coming in 2019! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.