The Male Gayz Podcast

More car troubles for the male gayz this week, but we think we might have just the solution. We talk about the man NO ONE is talking about Justin Timberlake, and we develop a TV show idea so good, it's destined for 8 seasons. Plus we hype the most anticipated pop podcast event of the decade. The Q theatre podcast festival! All ABOARD!Live show tickets: The Male Gayz | Q Theatre Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is 2024 the year of the Straight King? Who's to say. These two male gayz think us gays have to step it up. It's the first podcast of 2024 and we are talking resolutions, reviews and the rise of straight kings. There's also a fantastic plug for our live podcast happening at Q Theatre in a few weeks, and honestly a shock ending! You gotta listen to the whole thing.Feb 7 Live Show: https://www.qtheatre.co.nz/shows/male-gayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is tired, Eli is obsessed with Barkers and it's not the Barkers you think. This week we reveal who has the 'sugar tooth' out of Chris and Eli, and the truth behind the infamous soggy biscuit. One more ep to go! Good on us for fulfilling our promises and potential. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baby don't rain on our parades, because according to this week's podcast, we're totally obsessed with the things. We think we also solved all the world's problems by thinking that all philosophers should just be hotter. Queen of the Week is finally Colin Mathura Jeffree and a fact of the gay that will take you from Angry to Sad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Step aside Rachel Ray, take a hike Martha Stewart, The Male Gayz are getting into the home and lifestyle game. Chris's new bed arrived and it really propelled this episode into its domestic roots. We are talking about everything HOMES: Knife Blocks, Beds, Frozen Treats that get #gifted. Plus we look into why brides wear those naughty little garters at their weddings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weirdly this week we're on a big book buzz. Talking about all things books, like Chris's community book stand in his apartment, Eli reading Chris's book in 24 hours, and books that get turned into movies that get turned into musicals that get turned into movies again! Plus we ask the big questions like: Are babies born with all their hair follicles for the rest of their life? How old is Peter Jackson? and Who is starring in that play with Aubrey Plaza? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boo! We got you, you almost thought we let the podcast die but we're back from our graves (busy weeks) to inform you that Dracula's author maybe might have been gay, who's to say, we've done no research again. And we are ready to announce we are official exciting for P!nk live at Eden Park. but the question on everyone's lips is, is the queen of the week going to a straight or a gay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning episode of The Male Gayz. It's 8am on our end and we've already figured out the perfect way to respond to someone when they tell you about a dream they've had. You're welcome. Eli announces his plant-based lifestyle, sort of. And Chris dissects watching what he calls the most gripping episode of Reality TV ever. Learn why Nadia Lim is our queen the week (here's a hint, literally no reason) and a Fact of the Gay, experts are calling "barely researched". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How dare we release another episode only one week after the last one dropped. We've got the inside scoop on what our nations politicians answered when asked the question 'who is Troye Sivan?' And unfortunately, Chris downloaded chatGBT and has been running amuck getting all the hottest Halloween costume ideas from this - you heard it here first - GAY ROBOT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've been patiently waiting for you to finish all those little jobs around the house you've been meaning to do before we got back to distracting you with our podcast. The Male Gayz are backing and we are asking our politicians the tough questions in the lead up to the 2023 election. That being: Do you know who Troye Sivan is? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This podcast has the most SHOCKING end to a Male Gayz podcast yet. We celebrate public pools, and discuss the most pressing topic of our time: Do you go to bed at the same time as your partner? And is it gay to do that? Text in your answers to our text line! (We don't have one) Plus the Fact of the Gay is all about Oscar Wilde and the Queen of the Week is decided with seconds to spare.See Chris liveSee Eli live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys attended a pro-trans protest, and someone there told them they simply had to podcast this week so here we are. Chris had a culture shock in Melbourne and Eli has a bone to pick with Lana Del Rey. We celebrate The True Queen of The Week (of NZ and of the world): Eliana Rubuskyn.See Chris liveSee Eli live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We would like to thank the Academy and everyone who got us together in the same room to record this episode of the Male Gayz. It was a team effort but we couldn't have done it without our queen of the week Madeleine Sami. This episode will ask the big questions: How does a chicken know which egg to sit on? and Is Chris paying too much for renting his washing machine? All that and more.See Chris live in Australia and New ZealandSee Eli live in Australia and New Zealand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These gayz are approaching (slash have hit) their mid-30s and the stakes have never been higher. A whole lot of revisiting is going on including The Simpsons digging Ellen's grave ever deeper and Girls getting a second go-around to see exactly how out of touch these characters are. New Zealand's also got a brand-new Prime Minister and he just be the cutest one we've ever had. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have brand new artwork from the fabulous Electra Sinclair (@electrasinclair) and a hot new series about p0rn which you can watch, in its entirety here: Watch the full series of Chris & Eli’s Porn Revolution | The Spinoff.In this week's (fortnight? month? year?)'s episode; Kids kill Christmas, Batman is gay and crystalized ginger turns out to have 7(ish) health benefits. Tamaki's public transport needs to sort its shit out and so does downtown. Chris thinks he's taking up too much physical space and Eli has the opposite problem. We find out what's In and Out for 2023 and how the gayz think they'll ultimately go out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris' gorgeous wedding made everyone cry but the headline news truly is that Eli has got The Frame in his living room. Rita Ora is Queen of the Week by a non-unanimous decision. One thing we can all agree on? The new Marlon Williams record is perfect. Everyone, please huddle close to your modems so we can have clarity and buy Chris' book: Linktree. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris has manscaped his flat and feels like a brand new man. Eli wants to bring the iPod shuffle that clips onto headphones so he can kick back, relax and look at photos on the actual (please, Apple!) Dear friend of the pod, Hayley Sproull experiences a moment of existentialism and drops her phone into the ocean. But on to the important things; NZ radio star JJ Feeney has broken her foot - a scandal rivaling the Don't Worry Darling press tour, Harry Styles is (mis)using queer symbolism and perhaps has dug himself in too deep and Eli is destined to become a passive-aggressive father.This episode is brought to you by The Frame TV. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All it took was 6 months, a reality tv dancing competition, overseas travel, two cases of Covid and a book for the boys to reunite and bring you an hour long episode of their podcast. After being sparked into action by Kim Kardashian wearing a jock-strap, Chris messaged Eli and finally the boys are back. Don't Worry Darling, cause we are going to catch you up on all the truly monumental things that have happened in our lives in the space between episodes. We are basically different people now. Will they be back next week? Will there be any more reality tv shows for them to be on? Will they every become the first gay men to achieve anything in their lives. Only time will tell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is going to be Dancing With The Stars! After a scintillating walk around Chris's AirBnb we get to all the goss from his dancing rehearsals, the Gayz celebrate our straight boyfriends Jonny and Guy, Chris's sterling Melbourne Comedy Festival run (barely just begun, get your tickets now) and FINALLY we dish the goss on what everyone wants to know... which swimming pools we go to.SIDE NOTE: Sorry we were to gay for our recording devices this week so this is raw Zoom audio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is coming in live from across the Tasman in mighty Melbourne, Australia where the pandemic is seemingly over(?)! Eli has a Fact of the Gay about.... Jimi Hendrix. Plus we go all in on the Oscars, discussing all the greatest moments except we forgot to mention Lady Gaga and Liza which was beautiful and iconic and which I am only just remembering now as I write this blurb. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli have had completely opposite weeks - one has bought property and the other has had an absolute car crash. We investigate the facts of the Gay Voice (again?) and we finally divide queer people into our true tribes: Cups and Cones. Plus our brand new segment: Dobbing. Not a Harry Potter reference. As always, landlords suck, cops should chill out and Faginas are in season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got a sponsor! Not an official sponsor, they haven't agreed to it or paid us any money but they get a LOT of shout outs. Chris brings The Fact of The Gay once all about reality TV - but there's a twist. The Queen of The Week is an electric bike salesman with an iconic name and if you own a Classic Car - be warned, this episode is Not. For. You. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate new gay weddings, review Whittaker's chocolate and deliver the most succinct and digestible Fact of the Gay of all time! Could the Queen herself (Lizzy, not Nicki) finally be the queen of the week? Also Chris pitches his brand new business and Eli has a blow-by-blow of what is actually in the Les Mills dungeon/changing room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Queen of the Week contains SPOILERS for the Tinder Swindler. We learn some gay facts about Star Trek and pitch the sequel we are all asking for: Revenge of the Tuscan Sun. Eli talks about the time he almost interviewed Jason Momoa and Chris attempts to out friend of the pod, Leon, about who he's playing in Amazon's Lord of The Rings. Also, the Metaverse; bad news for queers? (note: this episode may not actually answer that question but it sure asks it!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli bravely turn off their self-view cameras on an episode which boldly features TWO cameo appearances from a lover and a sister. It's 2022 talk books, sodomy laws and the best and worst way to wear and carry masks. We got a kiwi-born Queen of The Week, a film that has defied the gay-sad / gay-horny paradigm AND significant star sign chat.BOOK CHATGreta and ValdinSuggy Man Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dug deep into our stockings and found some time to record an episode, finally! We catch up on life in the traffique light system, how gay Rudolph is and praise the mighty queen of the week: Sophie Monk (Eli can’t pronounce her name). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are throwing back to our first ever episode to celebrate five years of the Male Gayz! How have we changed since then? Are we better or worse? And what has Chris been sent in a mystery box? A show featuring more shout outs than ever before, more maniacal laughs and also some cathartic and hopefully not too depressing dissection of what week umpteen of lockdown is feeling like. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who learned Photoshop at 15 and those who yell for their dad when the computer doesn't immediately work. Lockdown has separated Eli from his boyfriend (partner?!) but NZ's broken property market is helping them stay together. Isolated birthdays are pretty grim but being made better by companies sending influencer goodies. This episode is not, but should be sponsored by ByTheBottle.co.nz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another lockdown episode and Eli has had a nightmare about the podcast (a first?). Meanwhile, Chris is ear-raw-dogging at the gym, having anxiety and morning poos (not a first). Crucially though, we catch up on their brave endeavours to pass as straight men on Instagram in their new challenge #Instabutch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are creating brand new Instagram accounts to find out who can be the most convincing straight man on the internet. You decide our winner! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is in a mood, but it's a mood that work for a pod where we have a brand new name for nieces and nephews, and Fact of the Gay about the world "girl" a queen of the week from the early internet and for the first time a Jack of the Week. Put us on and take us out for your lockdown walk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have crystal clear audio thanks to their new tech, and they're ready to give you all the goss on their neighbours, what they've been eating and what they're wearing (hint: it's very tight). "It's Raining Men" is back and we give big ups to vaccinated queers. We're cracking this lockdown by turning the podcast heat all the way up to Level Four (out of a possible ten). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're nude in the sauna and Eli has taken a clean white towel to the gym - It was a mistake! Lorde is 24 and to be honest, we probably should be listening to her for emotional advice. Queen of The Week is a returning champ and both the gayz are doing live show right now so check em out if you're in NZ.Eli's Show in AucklandChris' Comedy ShowGays in Space Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re BACK FROM THE FLOAT TANK BBs and looking into whether the TikTok algorithm is actually helping young queer people come out easier. We also gets into Aotearoa NZ queer heritage buildings and how we could protect them. Lil Nas X is crowned Artist of The Decade (by us) and the biggest question of all; Why is Dakota Johnson famous? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our most intimate medical experiences are presented for your listening pleasures Plus we love Ōtepoti, school pools and GETTIN' WET!Tickets to Eli's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/eli-matthewson/Tickets to Chris' NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/chris-parker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this progressive REALITY episode - what reality show would Chris and Eli do? Toxic questions about Survivor and the gayz finally talk about their REAL lives.Tickets to Eli's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/eli-matthewson/Tickets to Chris' NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/chris-parker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the first time the boys have seen each other in a LONG time and there's some catching up to be had. Spoiler Alert: A lot has happened. Chris and Eli talk all things music including the Russian tea on Tattoo and their desire to bed queer icon and global superstar Lil Nas X.Eli's Comedy Festival Show: Eli Matthewson - Daddy-Short-Legs | NZ International Comedy FestivalChris' Comedy Festival Show: Chris Parker - How I Felt | NZ International Comedy Festival Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Bette Midler riding a vacuum to the Pokémon Mr Mime to the name Toby to Fergie's arrival to the Black Eyed Peas - we're counting down the second part of this very special 100 Things That Made Me Gay from Chris and Eli. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s official - this is roughly the 100th episode of The Male Gayz and Chris and Eli are celebrating by counting down 50 out of the Top 100 things that made them gay. Because the second 50 are coming next week. Picks include; Men taking their shirt off the fast way, Barney the Dinosaur, and Bert and Ernie. PLUS a bombshell on Eli’s origin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys attempt to solve the greatest mystery of 2020. It involves chocolate spoons. The Fact of The Gay might leave you sad for your future and The Queen of The Week is a legendary gay icon who helped the world. Plus, an NZ local who we j’adore and also anyone whose released an album this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an in depth-ish look at when Mattel accidentally made a very gay doll, the boys remember their favourite toys ever. Littlest pet shop anyone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are doing a true crime podcast with a twist! The gayz are counting down the minutes til Auckland's Level 2.5 and as now, avoiding the gym. We got fake and real Facts of The Gay (f*** Bella Thorne and She Who Shall Not Be Named) and a trip down cinema memory lane. Then things get a little weird... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have done piping hot energy to serve after two weeks cooped up at home and a parking ticket NIGHTMARE. Chris is being told to social distance from his own bubble and Eli’s flatmate’s cat keeps putting on loud music. Plus we almost refuse to do a fact of the gay and our queen of the week is ALL MUSIC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take these gays' advice - Go right for Motat and down the Hanmer Springs tunnel to find a boyfriend. Eli now works in the news and has the Merv scoop for Chris. Shock jocks are making a come back. Ellen's over and Bon Appetit's cancelled but don't worry - We have more Invisalign ASMR. Doesn't matter if it's your hair or mental health; Why ever interact with a non-queer person? Fact of The Gay is all about the weird stereotype of non-whistling gay men that James Bond's creator got obsessed with. Perfume Genius is one of four Queens of The Week. Also, E-Boys, Tik-Tok and Instagram Reels. Plus, massive shout out to fellow QoTW: Alice Snedden for Bad News! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are sleepy but that's not going to stop them from coming up with a new catch phrase, launching a new food product and analysing Taylor's new album after approximately one listen. Plus we learn about the first person to call themselves a drag queen, someone who might be made up is the queen of the week and we give our gay opinions on toast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli and Chris are popping in for a quick ep to update you that they are now party boiz. They now know a few of the states of Australia and Eli is THE VOICE of New Zealand tourism. Our Queen of the Week is Jeff Bezos - JK, it's Chlöe Swarbrick. Or maybe even Mary Jane. Lot of NZ politics in this ep, so I hope you enjoy that! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

US-based Emergency Release Fund: https://emergencyreleasefund.com/NZ-based Rainbow Youth: https://www.ry.org.nz/donateChris and Eli are becoming a radio duo (maybe). A star-studded Auckland cafe experience. Chris has an incredible haircut. Shout out to Rose Matafeo. Eli recalls a beautiful early story of his first man-on-man sexual encounter. A very in-depth review of different brands of men's underwear. Also, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named has popped her dumb, bigoted head up again.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our gayz are back in the studio and the energy is zinging. In an episode that is 80% about spooky noises only Chris and Eli can hear, we also learn about whether Chandler was meant to be gay on Friends, shout out our favourite local businesses (Eli has realised his shout out is definitely an Australian business since recording) and somehow don't award Jacinda Ardern Queen of the Week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise surprise Chris is talking about the tony awards. Eli watched every movie “the other day” and we pledge to both become the first openly gay men to win best actor. Eli has a huge Broadway role planned and Chris has developed a chaotic daily plan. Is this our last Zoom podcast? Plus a queen of the week you know, you love, and you’ll be surprised to hear Chris read her entire IMDB herstory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli finally found time amidst their flat out lockdown schedule to pod, and they have both made the very unique choice to fill the time by watching movies. The boys chat Lord of the Rings, Riccarton Mall and check in how Fran Drescher and Robbie Williams are handling quarantine. Ever wondered how LGBT+ fit in the Pagan community? We discuss in an actually pretty interesting Fact of the Gay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.