The Male Gayz Podcast

What subway bread do you choose? Where are you meant to put oil from your cooking? What was the name of the women's only gym that used to be in the mall? These questions and more, plus a fact of the gay about some of the OG Melbourne queers.Subway bread horoscopes & divination's at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded on the stroke of midnight and the break of dawn, the Male Gayz navigate sickness and waking up after a big nap to bring you a deeply truthful low energy podcast. With that being said, it’s not bad! Good stuff about the value of a gold coin in ye olden days, and a truth special fact of the gay! Happy Trans Visibility/ April Fools to us allThrow a gold coin our way and become a shareholder at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris just arrived to Melbourne and got straight on the pod mic! We cover all the greatest topics: the famous kids toys we don't know the name of, the fuel crisis, circumcision rates by country, John Kirwin and we finally lay into the names of yoga poses.Find out what holographic concert we'd love to go to at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big events this week with Manosphere and Oscars hitting in the headlines, but all we want to discuss is how the English Chanel works?!Join the Gay Manosphere with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are speaking from our truth this episode, Chris was tired in Adelaide but it actually brought out an amazing podcast with genuinely insightful takes that won’t leave a sponge like hole in your brainIf you want to avoid holes in your brain, join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The temperature is exactly the same in the UK and NZ which is means the seasons are being exchanged And the boys are syncing up! We learn about the Brontë Sisters, the importance of a well timed emoji, and a thrilling job promotion for a close friend.Sync up with us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys try and work out what a baddie is and whether it is good to be one in a world where actual baddies are getting away with the worst crimes. We are looking into the Netherland's hot new Prime Minister in Fact of the Gay, continuing to talk about Tyra Banks and discussing who the true villain of 101 Dalmatians is. If you know what a baddie is, join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is your foot really the length of you forearm? How gay is ice skating, really? Do other countries have "kiwi hot"? These questions and more in one of our best pods ever.Tell us where you sit on the Kinsey Scale at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris loves Lesbians thanks to Laneway, Eli goes Greek with the fact of the gay, and Bad Bunny has only gone and delivered a perfect Superbowl performance.If you're a cool lesbian (or want to be one) join us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All is right in the world Chris is morning Eli is night. We’re hot on the heels of the grammy awards and the Epstein files. It’s this to al whiplash we’ve come to really embrace in 2026.Support The Gayz: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hamnet, Marty Supreme, Hells Pizza topping names - we cover it all in another gorgeous episode where Chris's whiskey energy and Eli's coffee energy collide and create nothing short of MAGIC as always. We are learning about Valentino, and Chris is revealing something extremely vulnerable about his water consumption.See Eli live: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/eli-matthewson-brand-new-jokes-thu-19th-feb-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202602192145/See Chris live: chrisparkercomedy.com/eventSupport The Male Gayz and get bonus content at: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flip it around because Chris is in the evening and Eli is in the morning. We are learning about gay pools in Fact of the Gay. We are celebrating brilliant acting in Queen of the Week. We welcome you into our Bone Temple, and we hope you enjoy your stay xoxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is fresh out of an illness and Chris is fresh out of a pool! With our thought on the big acting awards, the Heater Rivalry boys and Chris’s new jug. Plus a fact out of the gay from our straight friend about Japanese Wrestling and we award a lifetime achievement Queen of the Week to Wanda Sykes.Please support our 10 years of gay podcasting: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our 10th year of this podcast and we hate that! And despite not wanting to set resolutions, we have set our most ambitious ones yet. Eli is in the depths of winter and Chris is in the peak of summer it gives this first pod of year some perfect seasonal comedic tension.Celebrate 10 years of The Male Gayz by joining us at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is getting shelves put in so the podcast is a nightmare. But we are back, and there is one thing on our minds. The butts on heated rivalry. But fear not we don’t just talk butts. We also talk plugs!Show your support for the pod and horniness at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is back from Sydney with a belly full of hot icecream. Eli is on a mission for community and Winter is coming. And our partners are both making food in the background. It’s podcast nirvana.Join us at the best place on the internet, our Substack: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Technical Note: Apologies - this episode is coming out about week after it was recorded!A thrilling behind-the-scenes look at Chris’s upcoming, four page coffee book that will change your life - especially if your life is having a tire pop in a sea of Metallica fans. Eli has tried a pop icons new burgers and lived to tell the tale. And FINALLY we talk about Metal music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Male Gayz finally have a legal case on our hands as Eli takes down the bad guys over at Sephora over a dodgy sunscreen. Of equal importance personally, Chris got rid of a matress during inorganics and is feeling pretty good about that. Plus we wax lyrical about how good live theatre is. Classic Male Gayz stuff really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WW3 is on our door step and Chris has started a puzzle and Eli is watching strictly ballroom. There’s also a gorgeous Halloween recap, and some regretful piss and shit chat too (sorry).Join us Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t worry guys, it’s not all gross stuff, we are also getting into Lily Allen, surviving apocalypses and gay Prime Ministers… all building to a shocking realisation: do we know how our government is structured? Eep maybe not lol Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You couldn’t asked for worse internet this episode, but whose fault it is, will remain unknown. We recap Celeb Traitors, Review Netflix’ Boots and finally say Coleman Domingo’s name out loud for the first time ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone has some freshly highlighted hair and it’s causing someone else to think about their gay hairdresser at Rodney Wayne - Jake! If you are out there get in touch! Plus: could Queen of the Week Bette Midler be about to have a new wave of fame? And a Fact of the Gay about the straight (and terrible) couple that inspired the Conjuring flicks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whatever the opposite of a Swiftie is I guess that’s us. Your go to boys for fashion advice and forgetting about your ex, are back together, mainly to aggravate the swifties for engagement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit down and put your overpriced eye masks on, the boys are back, and this week we have the conversation no one is brave enough to have. Why are we not buttering our bread at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Plus a fact of the gay for you cinefiles out there.Get your bootie Backstage here: substack.com/themalegayz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli’s back from recreating all his Favourite scenes from Game of Thrones in Dubrovnik and Chris has just been sitting on the couch watching reality Tv, but strangely there’s a lot to discuss. Including a deeper understanding of into Betty Whites gay icon status and what is has to do with Liberace? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are celebrating queens of the theatre, talking gay male beauty standards in our fact of the gay and really trying to nail down exactly what a manic pixie dream girl is on this week's PERFECT episode. Come see Eli at Underbelly Boulevard in London, and Chris at the Theatre Royal in Nelson! (Choose one, you probably can't make both). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The internet is bad but the connection between the boys is stronger than ever. We catch up on the week of gay news including not believing swifties, gay break ups and Chappell roan live. Plus some life changing advice about washing your rice.Support the podcast and backstage for more life advice at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gayz are back in the same time zone and having the time of their life! Chris is about to head to see Evita but he’s still recovering from Oliver! We are loving meeting the UK chorus line and wondering how this place changes our accent. We didn’t think we had a fact of the gay but - surprise - we have the best one ever. We conquer the uk internet speed to deliver one of our best ever episodes!Support us and watch us on our webcams at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s midnight in the Edinburgh and Eli is racing off the cobbled streets to fill us in on the grossest stories he’s got. Chris is ready to embrace Coldplay, and The Fact of The Gay, is a reminder to get your Queer Palm checked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh Boy (As in Servant) it’s our first global episode of The Male Gayz, Eli has landed in Edinburgh, Chris has just wiped the sleep from his eyes, and our new set up, it’s pushing us to our technological limits. All in all, this is the start of something new, exciting and scary.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Eli's last podcast in New Zealand, maybe forever, depending on if his flight lands. We get into advice for uncles, gay superheroes and Chris lets you know the entire drama about his local dog park and the naughty "dogging" that's going on there. And a huge shout out to Middlemore Hospital delivering us a legendary Queen of the Week.Support the show and go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A podcast told in two parts…and you would have never found of if Chris didn’t tell you. Eli is in an incredible mood this podcast and it inspires a lively conversation about if there’s a better word than Cock.Go Backstage at themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These two virgins have listened to the Lorde album and they are ready to talk about it! We learn the most profitable LGBT films of all time are basically just straight films and Chris provides an indepth analysis of the choir power structures of Christchurch in the 90s and 2000s to celebrate our Queen of the Week. Plus, as always, hair and dog chat.For more Gayz and to support the show, join us Backstage: themalegayz.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is proudly partnered with 1% Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGChris is fresh from the dog park and ready to praise his good girl. Eli is fresh from what feels like 24/7 news absorption. A Fact of the Gay celebrates the first time the word "gay" meant "actually gay" on film, and we tackle the most important question of the day: What would be in your DVD three pack?Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli has officially moved out of his home and is in with this in laws. Chris has been half listening to the mushroom case podcast. This state of mind has opened up the big questions for them: should your genitals touch when you hug, and how good are their handshakes.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is proudly partnered with One Percent Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGIt’s a big week, and it’s only Monday when we recorded this, chances are the whole world has changed. What will never change is these boys love for the dump, and specifically one icon who works there. This is the story of the lady in the hat at the dumpGet every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From jumping out of cars while you are at the lights to dying surrounded by gays - we cover it all this week. We are getting high on the fumes of viral dubai chocolate, gay retirement homes and celebrating our favourite Auckland councillor as our Queen of the Week. And of course, this week we simply have to lay into douche kanoe Chris Bishop, before we try and find one single thing to be positive about so the episode doesn’t leave you sad.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in the studio and we forgot to press record on the cameras! Sorry! Chris has the beautiful dog that’s ruining his life with him and Eli has had his undies around his ankles too much lately. A fact of the gay about Katherine Hepburn’s relationship with gender and a true kiwi comedy icon is our queen of the week. Woof!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in the same physical space as each other and despite the vibe, we are determined to keep things positive. Chris is finally sharing on the pod that he got a dog. But is it all he thought it was going to be? Eli is moments away from moving to London, but is he excited? All this to say, we’ve both made life hard for ourselves. Sounds like a midlife crisis!Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.It’s the last trans-tasman recording for hopefully ages… We are talking bare feet on planes, we are talking the culture of Brisbane and we are talking what happens when you chuck “vegas” on the end of a place name. Plus, Chris has been hanging out with Eli’s boyfriend more than Eli. The fact of the gay is all about the gay wage gap, and our Queens of the Week just got suspended from Parliament for bullshit reasons.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are on! What the hell is Jojo Siwa up to? What’s JayJay Feeney been posting on Instagram? Why is Oprah covered in blood? All this and a fact of the gay to celebrate Brokeback Mountain’s twentieth anniversary.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.Chris is home and Eli is not yet, and Eli is suffering a full hair-mergency in Sydney. We are sending love to our trans whanau and hate to Winnie P. Our Fact of the Gay is about Trans saints and our Queen of the Week are a pair of viral twins. Plus, we finally give our very delayed takes on the girls trip to space, with a legitimate pitch that we now need to send a bunch of queers.Get every episode early and in video, PLUS our bonus Backstage episodes, on our Substack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.