The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), and ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), and PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans.This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber. This episode is brought to you by PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOberThis episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony, Gregg and Erica reflect on their dinner out in china town and Anthony had to get a janitor to unlock the studio door for him. A woman ate her diamond engagement ring in her sleep and an 80 year old sportscaster was fired over some racist remarks.This episode is brought to you by The Lead, a podcast by Wondery and The Athletic.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do roasts, gun shots, and Jeremy Renner have in common? JRVP. Anthony and Gregg chat about their week including the premiere of "Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik" and an outing they'll never forget.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! Anthony and Gregg recap their summer, Erica quizzes them about season 1 and they talk 911 operators, acid & earthquakes.This episode is brought to you by Over My Dead Body by Wondery.Joe Exotic: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/joe-exotic-the-tiger-king-1/id1447892344?i=1000447906130Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The season finale is sadly here. Anthony and Gregg reflect on their favorite moments from season one and what they're looking forward to for season two (fingers crossed!).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to San Francisco! Anthony and Gregg do their first (and last?) live show together at Clusterfest, bringing laughter and joy to all the grateful children in the land.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how Anthony's drunk podcast landed him in the hospital and Gregg's experience with the Grateful Dead. Erica makes the guys compete in a best friend tag to see who really knows more about the other.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wild night is in store. Anthony's TV show wrapped today putting him in the best mood he's ever been in while recording. Champagne corks are stuck in the ceiling, knees are split open and Gregg and Erica are just trying to keep up.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica were all locked out of Comedy Central today and couldn't get into the studio for a while. Need we say more? Anthony's filming his new TV show and got an upsetting email the night before and Gregg is upset his in-laws don't find him funny.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rock called Anthony's latest special "brilliant" and Gregg pushes for more love and positivity on the show. Anthony, Gregg and Erica find out what "type of bitch" they are according to Cosmo and Anthony wonders how many people you'd have to murder to make people forget about OJ Simpson.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

(No spoilers!) All good things must come to an end including HBOs hit series "Game of Thrones". Anthony argues why he should be on the iron throne and why he's also exactly the same as Magic Johnson.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The build up to Anthony's new comedy special that has been widely anticipated is finally here. Gregg brings in some friends to wish Anthony congrats and Ellis, Anthony's goddaughter, makes an appearance.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss some big headlines, including Antonio Brown's trade to the Raiders, an English soccer player getting attacked by a fan and Russell Westbrook's altercation with a fan in Utah.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss something about a massage parlor...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg turns 40 and Anthony took him to the best meal he's had in a long time. Erica went to Anthony's show live in Los Angeles this weekend and got to hang out backstage- but Gregg didn't show up. Some major headlines this week; a massive Daytona 500 crash and a tennis legend says that transgender people competing is "insane and cheating".Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony is upset he wasn't invited to Erica's birthday party and Gregg rubs it in that he decided not to go. Sex with animals, kicking women, revenge porn, and Obama in Lingerie are just SOME of the topics covered in this weeks JRVP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patriots winning the Super Bowl sends Anthony's anger into an all time high as Gregg and Erica recap their week in Atlanta. Also, a man poops while flipping into a lake. As always, don't forget to rate and review!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about the Pro bowl and what they have been up to. They address some Itunes reviews and also discuss the figure skater that died by suicide and an arrest of a nurse.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clemson destroys Alabama in the national title game, Cody Parkey misses THE kick sending the Chicago Bears packing, and Derrick Rose apologizes for telling people to kill themselves.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices