The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony has a message for America. A directive, really. And then he repeats that edict repeatedly throughout the episode to great effect. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP MeetMaev.com/JRV HelixSleep.com/JRVP

A few barriers are broken on this week’s episode. An entire country earns Listener of the Week status and an emailer endures Anthony’s fury like no emailer before. Emails are a thing and they can be dangerous. Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Aura Aura.com/JRVP

Anthony is inspired this week; by art, by Jack Handey and by one JRVP fan who makes a Bones and All decision everyone can appreciate. BetterHelp.com/JRVP HelloTushy.com/JRVP

It’s Episode 200! Anthony and Gregg reveal the winners of the Erotic Fan Fiction contest and read the top five entrants on the show. There are gifts, there are laughs and there is Renner. No regrets! athleticgreens.com/JRVP

As the excitement for episode 200 builds, Anthony and Gregg get stuck in a strange space and time continuum where the present has no meaning. Anthony also reveals what he’d be when he becomes The Bachelor. It’s only a matter of time. MeetMaev.com/JRVPAura.com/JRVPTawkify.com/JRVP

Anthony giggles uncontrollably trying to get a joke out in this episode that he never quite completes. Listen to the episode to find out when! AthleticGreens.com/JRVPPolicyGenius.comBetterHelp.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPTommyJohn.com/JRVP

It's the Temptation Staircase. Can you resist pushing something down? Aura Aura.com/JRVPAthletic Greens Athleticgreens.com/JRVPBetter Help Betterhelp.com/JRVPFactor Factor.com/JRVP50Tawkify Tawkify.com/JRVP

It’s a late night party in the JRVP studios. The most annoying neighbor, the worst thing to find with Christmas decorations and some new jingles help pass the time until the big Erotic Fan Fiction Contest in episode 200. Roman Ro.Co/JRVPBlack Buffalo BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP

Anthony is off the road and ready to talk about Chris Rock’s comedy special, a wedding death where everyone wins and is a little too excited to give advice to a listener whose boyfriend cheated on her with his step-sister. Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPAthletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

193 episodes have led to this. Anthony begins a new stage of his life with total support from Gregg and Aaron. Tawkify.com/JRVP FACTORMEALS.com/JRVP50

Like many a great novel, this episode builds slowly and ends in a torrent of explosive emotions, misgivings, killer roosters and sex dolls mistaken for human bodies. AthleticGreens.com/JRVP BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP

Football season is over, but JRVP season never ends. Anthony and Gregg talk about why Anthony had a weird time during the Super Bowl and someone from Gregg’s past pops up in Email Corner. Diamonds around the world unite. Policy Genius PolicyGenius.Com Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

The anti-Woke mob is after Anthony again and he isn’t having it. Plus, the guys discuss whether there can ever be too much sex with fish and recommend some great books. Also, SPOILER ALERT for Knock At The Cabin. Roman Ro.Co/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

Anthony is back and so is Shauna Rae in our lives. Anthony and Gregg talk about whether dating a 23-year-old that looks like an 8-year-old is creepy, what’s up with Anthony and James Acaster and remember a classic, literal staredown between Anthony and his old boss Jimmy Fallon. BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVPAthleticGreens.com/JRVPStitchFix.com/JRVPFactor75.com/jrvp60 Code: JRVP60

Anthony and Gregg catch up on Anthony’s time in West Palm Beach running into an old college friend, draft the best roasters of all time, and learn way too much about sounding in a cringey episode of Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project. PolicyGenius.com AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Roman Ro.Co/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg talk about the rules of sleeping in the same bed and the biggest question every two friends must ask: Do they dare close the door? Also, Rummy finally loves Anthony! https://HelixSleepd.com/JRVP https://BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to catch up on in the first episode of 2023. Christmas, Birthday, New Year’s, Tulane, RENNER. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

It’s the last Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project (*whispers JRVP*) of the year. Anthony and Gregg break down holiday parties, Anthony’s birthday plans and list their favorite books, movies, music and TV of 2022. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVPBlack Buffalo BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVPDave Download the Dave app or go to Dave.com

Anthony and Gregg, unlike Elon and Chappelle, go Bones and All in this episode. If you don’t know you, you will. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Freeze Pipe thefreezepipe.com Code JRVP Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP

Comedy in December just isn’t the same for Anthony. He misses his audience – like the badass JRVP listeners. Anthony and Gregg discuss their recent dinner and reveal the top three finishers of the Junior Vice President listener contest. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVPHelixSleep.com/JRVPDadgrass.com/JRVPRoman Ro.Co/JRVP PolicyGenius.com

The holiday season is here and the boys are feeling festive. Anthony and Gregg talk Thanksgiving, the best way for professors to get laughs and play America’s favorite game: Phantom Thread or Die Hard? Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Freshly Freshly.com/JRVP Ziprecruiter Ziprecruiter.com/JRVP Black Buffalo BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP Dave Download the Dave app or go to Dave.com

Anthony and Gregg get locked out of work, talk about a nurse gone wild and Anthony gives a special appreciation for all the JRVP listeners. Thanks to our #sponsors: Roman Ro.Co/JRVP Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP Dadgrass.com/JRVP

Anthony and Gregg return on Election night to determine the future of democracy. (Or they talk about taking your family to Hooters and Anthony’s new tour dates.) Thank you to our #sponsors: Athletic Greens (https://athleticgreens.com/JRVP) Freeze Pipe (https://thefreezepipe.com) Code: JRVP Zip Recruiter (https://ziprecruiter.com/JRVP) Black Buffalo (https://blackbuffalo.com) Code: JRVP Trade Coffee (https://drinktrade.com/JRVP) Freshly (https://freshly.com/JRVP)

Anthony and Gregg talk about Kanye West giving Anthony an incredible compliment in the midst of Kanye’s downfall. Gregg also annoys Anthony more than usual while they discuss the most trenchant stories of the week. Thank you to our #sponsors: Athletic Greens (https://athleticgreens.com/JRVP) Mizzen and Main (https://www.mizzenandmain.com CODE: JRVP) Private Internet Access (https://piavpn.com/JVRP)

It’s Late Night … with Anthony Jeselnik. Gregg drags Anthony and Aaron into the studio deep into the night to get ROCKED by another industry-exploding scandal. Little dogs bite!

Anthony and Gregg are back together in the studio and loving a life filled with Anthony’s tales from the road, relationship advice and Smelly Dead Donkey Dicks.

Anthony and Gregg are back together, but not really. The guys hit on Adam Sander paying Anthony respect, Gregg’s trip to London and just the right amount of 90’s rap.

Mail, Mail, and MORE Mail!

Anthony visits Notre Dame and the chess world is ROCKED by a scandal involving anal beads. Episode 175 is like a party in the psych ward and all the JRVP listeners are invited!

On a very special episode of JRVP, the healing power of salsa conquers all (Except prematurely buried toddlers, Martha Stewart’s sex life, and Anthony’s athletic prowess).

Anthony describes what it’s like to be Kanye West’s favorite comedian and introduces The Butthole Challenge all in one powerful episode. New videos drop Wednesdays on Anthony’s Youtube page and our new merch is available on his website.

There are no sacred cows on this episode of JRVP, just sacred elephants. Birthday boys, herpes influencers and pickleballers all face Anthony and Gregg’s wrath. New videos drop Wednesday nights on Anthony’s Youtube page and our new merch is available on his website.

Anthony is looking fresh and feeling fresh in this loaded episode. The guys hit the morality of cheating, getting buried alive and try their hand at ASMR. The show drops Anthony’s Youtube channel Wednesday nights and rep the show with the new JRVP merch.

It’s our Merch-i-sode. After 170 episodes, Merch is here. BUY IT! Anthony and Gregg also discover the most badass Sheriff in Utah and Anthony’s joy of not having kids.

Anthony and Gregg are back for Studio Session 2 like a killer lightning strike. The Vice Presidents talk about all the hands on Aaron Rodgers, being late for work and Anthony opening for Your Old Droog. Liz spruces up the studio; check it if you dare on Anthony's YouTube Page

Anthony and Gregg have made the move to the All Things Comedy studio and everything is different now. Anthony’s tour announcement (at AnthonyJeselnik.com) goes wrong, as does a 17-year-old’s tubing trip in Wisconsin, as does an amusement park ride in Tennessee. What doesn’t go wrong: The maiden voyage to the ATC studio, which goes gangbusters. Check us out on YouTube too, if you dare!

A boy throwing rocks off a bridge onto cars gets shot in the abdomen by a crossbow, a robot breaks a little boys finger while playing chess, and a bride was shot in the head during a celebratory gunfire at her wedding.

An elderly woman falls in a country club pond and is eaten by alligators, a man serves his amputated foot to his friends in tacos, and a honey brand is recalled when the ingredient to help ED was discovered inside.

A Pregnant Texas woman tells an officer her unborn child is a person when caught driving in the HOV lane, Howie Mandel traumatized the internet with an anal prolapse video, and a missing man that fell into a shredder is found by the coroners office. Gregg is recording from Japan & Erica has the most chaotic day ever. Trigger Warning: chaos.

A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing. Use code JRVP for 10% off at thefreezepipe.com with code JRVP for 10% off Go to vuori.com/JRVP for 20% off your first purchase. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.

A Judge acquitted a doctor for sexual assault because "women can't tell the difference from anus and vagina". A man was arrested after bag of human bones was found in his basement and a millionaire gave it all up to live on a deserted island with two mannequins.

A woman was found eaten by her 20 cats after dying in her home, a monkey in a bullet proof vest was found dead after a cartel shoot, and the CDC offers advice: masturbate together while social distancing. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Right now, Freshly is offering $125 off your first five orders at FRESHLY.COM/JRVP. Go to StitchFix.com/JRVP to get $20 off your first purchase

An elephant tramples woman to death and then attacks her corpse at her funeral, Putin's bodyguards collect and carry his poop back to Russia and a woman claims she caught an STD from a car & Geico could pay her out $5.2 million

A woman is charged for throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into a lake, a man is dragged off a plane after urinating on his brother during a fist fight, and a man is stabbed over some video game revenge. 

A Pennsylvania man who sought treatment for jaw pain murders his chiropractor. The author of "how to murder your husband" blog was convicted of murdering her husband and a movie theatre chain accidentally showed porn to sold out auditoriums across the country instead of pay per view WWE wrestling. 

A teacher who replaced  a fired sex crime teacher commits sex crimes herself, a woman befriended her mom's killer and then he killed her and an immigration officer was fired for putting his wife he didn't like on the terrorist list. In Erica's Corner we play a new song from DJ $crilla. 

A man dies of a heart attack while burying a woman in his backyard, a man injures his friend while doing donuts in his car and a Fitbit helped to convict a man who killed his wife after getting his girlfriend pregnant. 

A man accused of killing his wife wins the GOP primary from jail, a mother fell in love with her son and "the sex is mind blowing!" and a woman with two vaginas defies all odds and gives birth.     

Is it okay to go through your partner's phone? A man’s penis fell off but regrew back on his arm, a naked man fell from the ceiling in the women's restroom and a man was found with a kilogram of gold stuffed up his bottom.    Visit thefreezepipe.com to check out their freezable pipes and bongs GO TO KEEPS.COM/JRVP TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. 

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