The Dick Show

Veterans against guns, kid drag shows, Johnny the Audio Engineer is back, more medical misinformation, acid lite, problems with Top Gun, destroying the Mona Lisa, hacking elections, and a bad watermelon salad; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How bad guys used to be, blaming me for everything, killing children in Star Wars, disclaimers, clips from the WEF, tracking your individual carbon footprints, and a new way to lie to women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Waifu Watchers calls in about his scandalous video, I get handicapped parking, eating all the meats out of Chinese food, Sam Hyde is banned from Creator Clash, the Rescue Rangers movie dables in insect sex, using the phone, murrlogic needs pants and shoes, and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" has dinner with a fan; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A dog catcher interrupts me, crazy liberals shooting up supermarkets, Phil from The Doll House calls in to talk about horse sex dolls, a guy who was almost aborted, me and Vito saved Netflix, and various Ponzi schemes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Pro-choice, pro-life, and pro-asteroid, Seanies are sold out, hell gets an update, "Heckling is not cool", the sex strike, super fit models, bad beers taking over the fridge, central Africa vs. the IMF, and Pani is back in studio with more news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fat Tootsie, my bicycle falls apart, Adam Kokesh calls in, too much busting balls, the Girl Boss Nightmare, microplastics, and the Ministry of Truth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Seanies, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in to talk about his TV show, "Did you used to be a body builder?", climate-friendly wars, Elon Musk buys Twitter, Millenials vs. Boomers, David Attenborough sells out, the IMF laughs, and Destiny loves Black people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's revenge, Seanies the Sean NFTs, bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech, Avon Chartsdale talks stocks and heroin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How I broke my arm bowling, Mister Metokur calls in, the new news girl knows all of my jokes, grooming, taxes, and a guy hates OnlyFans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Alex Stein calls in about his town hall appearances, we try to define a woman, Hump Fest, paper calendars, vaccinations and Ukraine, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in about the bonus episode, MAPs IRL, and learning to walk again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Upside down Ukrainian flags, invading my empty drawers, the government's Daylight Savings Time card, women giving away money, the trans swimmer, permanent adolescence, inflation and beans, what percentage of people there are, celebrities paying for gas, and disordered eating; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The plywood toilet, Reddit Squadron is destroyed, the Bro Code, the US/Russia influencer gap, Women's History Month, Chris the Kiwi is obsessed with Ted Bundy, a Black CEO, women pulling your hair, McDonald's leaving Moscow, electric food, saying "gay", Jussie goes to jail, and going back to work; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta in studio, Road Rage: Los Angeles 2, Hitomi Tanaka's final movie, a mom kills her son on television, a man girdle, banned from the paralympics, LARPing mercinaries, fatphobia and white supremacy, hot potatoe nuclear reactor, Vito attacks Putin, and Maddox's funeral; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

What you're fighting for, the Pretend Avengers, the Nuclear Luigi Board of America's death cult, the fat ghost of Kyiv, Lizzo's Big Grrrl's, a lady with a 600-pound butt lift, getting over a salacious sexual past, hitting on imprisoned women, and the countdown to 299; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

War on Canada, poop bags, FUD, trans closets in schools, the Disneyland retirement community, leg sweeps, Ralph calls in to talk about Portugal, Mr. Girl calls to to talk about Dr. K and the Healthy Gamer suicide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"Sean's Very Own Album" album releases, a fat woman ruins my day at the dog park, the furry who ruined a pizza ruins something else, TikTok censors my video, Canada goes after the kids, Trevor Bauer gets Me Too'ed, and words women know; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Eating bugs on the Odysee Games, Josh Denny is in studio to talk about his Black stepdad, Joe Rogan explains a "Planet of the Apes" joke, the War on Cancer, attack apologies and how to do them, my dad recommends new shoes, advice for an MtF transwoman, and balancing comedy and your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Honkening, Addidas sponsors a fat woman lying down, knock-off clothes for Valentine's Day, twenty years of soft weiners on HBO, antiwork and the jannies who ruined it, Batman guns for cops, a guy kills his dad, dating while blind, "it was fate" that you broke your foot, and some Patty C Cups stand-up; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Breaking my foot before Portugal, the worst Boomer wealth graph, Space Russia invades Space Ukraine, lesbian M&Ms, the right's abandoned spouse optics, bad advice for Valentine's Day, and Road Rage: 300 tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Train robberies, revenge on Tonga, throwing away food, women ruining media, double price chicken wings, homosexual German guides, psychology books, how to pick a bar, going to Greenland the best way possible, covering up on Fat Watch, and Maddox's new video on children; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A guy leaves me a passive aggressive review on AirBnb, Ralph and I get ejected from Binions and other Vegas stories, a dry t-shirt contest, gambling while infected and drunk, shopping in the Metaverse is a joke, putting kids in the trunk, Crippled Jesus is unvaccinated, the rise of the "mom bod", good thunder thighs, and the millennial 41; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get shot in the eye, Mr. Girl calls in about starting a cult and stopping his girlfriend's HRT, Tariq Nasheed's homosexual Buck Breaking NFTs, Sean throws a snowball at a man's face, and advice on quitting your job; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Boobs so big they turn you Italian, a special Dick Show George Floyd NFT giveaway, fat Beauty and the Beast, a guide on being a cuck, a guy with a blood fetish, an idiot stops a human trafficking, a fake tom boy, the new c-word, and my dog starts her period; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A diarrhea cake for dogs, filing false police reports, sliding into Tessa Fowler's DMs, sleeping in your car, an easy fix for inflation, someone complains about staying poor, a black box for climate change, 1984 told from a woman's perspective, kids eating on the ground, and a very fat woman; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

People trying to be stop signs, pictures of dog poop, COVID: The Cough Variant, Vic Lasagna is kicked from Comic-Con LA, Iron Liz calls in about her comic and Channel Awesome, and the planning for Road Rage: 300 begins; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Strong men create strong times, weak men create weak times, transcendental meditation, breast reduction surgery, an SUV walks into a bar and runs over a Christmas parade, cash bail, the IRS gears up to eviscerate the gig economy, Biden says "Negro", and the winner of the Sean Dance Stone Toss NFT contest is chosen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta calls in about the Rittenhouse case, Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk are in-studio, Stone Toss sells out of NFTs, inflation jokes, pet insurance, crossing state lines, different-sex gay relationships, and women transitioning to fatter women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean's car gets hit in my driveway, a coke shortage affects me, Build Back Better (Without Men), an all fat Hooters, Cart Narcs calls in about Dr. Phil, Tammy has the last laugh as Lowtax goes to Greenland; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Right-clicking NFTs and other FUD, Tess Holiday fights fat body erasure by wearing the world's unluckiest bikini, my dog is sexually harassed at the park, Chris the Kiwi meets an autistic escort and gets reviewed, most college applicants lie about their race, inflation hits strip clubs, a citizen journalist is raided by the FBI, and the Lego "ox" collection; all that and more this week on The Dick show!

I play 52 Pickup, a Rooftop Korean comes into the studio and identifies my attacker, a furry ruins a pizza and makes us throw up, performative cynicism, and a woman tries to fill up the air in her car tires; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Vito and I are assaulted at the Netflix protest by Netflix employees and their associates at a company-sponsored walkout over Dave Chapelle's special The Closer; our signs are taken and smashed, I am thrown into a rock, and we make international news; that is the only thing we talk about on this episode of The Dick Show!

Youth soccer is ruined, a French Manicure military, Lizzo wears a tuna net, gay culture and the designated virgin, vaccine passport deja vu, Netflix stomps the trans resistance, waking up, paying attention, and the national divorce, and Brandon Buckingham in studio wrestling boxers and picking up Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dave Chapelle is canceled, a self-defense school shooting, "Fat Watch" with Tess Holiday, Adam from Houston has fun with a speculum, a never-ending state of un-safety, swallowing hair, whistleblowing, carbon-saving driving directions, and electroshocking your brain to cure depression from being fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Tax the rich, stop being fat, lie to your baby mama, Playboy but with men for straight men, Chris the Kiwi's escort texts, getting your car towed, underrepresentation in film and television, leaving your grandparents, the BallsDeepWeep developer calls in, and nurses and teachers and nurses and teachers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Raz0rfist calls in about the results of the AZ audit, my dad crashes his bike and loses his mind, Chris the Kiwi leaves reviews on brothels, KFC is illegal in New Zealand, bodies with vaginas are a thing now, my Christmas decorations for men, more advice on going to Greenland, and Brian Laundrie gets put in a self-defense situation; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A vegan sports bar sells me fake liquor, Egg White calls in to talk about Virginfest, trying to find a good bull penis, the military launches white supremacist Funko Pops, the Met Art gala needs more of your money, CartNarcs calls in about bothering people to return their shopping carts, believing in unemployment, the Taliban enjoys some paddle boats, the FDA rejects booster shots, and Nicki Minaj takes on journalists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A disappointing 9/11, Nick Rekieta vs. Vito, Rick and Morty ruined their best story, a gorilla attacks Larry Elder, passing on one million dollars, Robert E Lee is canceled, a time capsule heist, real pro life problems, expelled from virtual school, Amazon invades Mexico, teaching your kids to mine NFTs, and how to deal with shame; all that and more on The Dick Show!

A $6,000 vet bill, a Chinese mosquito invasion, women's rights vs. gun's rights, fake jousting, a mask epidemic, and Ralph gets served in Las Vegas, how to get rich, cranking one out while sexting, body autonomy, the Australia check-in app, and horse medicine; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A plague of fatsos have made chairs obsolete, a pilot throws a tantrum on a flight, lies about e-cigarettes, getting in altercations at a White Sox game, The Taliban goes to Mars, the WATP Live show, Chris the Kiwi calls in, the Madcast Media Network goes dark, and the Margarita question; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Never running out of beer, Payment processors declare war on porn, Australia declares war on foster dogs, "you can't make this up!", Larry Elder's blackface, army medals, the Tesla bot, Chinese military training, fat women in the Victoria's Secret mailer, big boobs on the handicapped, the work-at-home switcheroo, Afghanistan veterans on suicide watch, getting a vasectomy, and how to invest in a world that is cartelized by the only remaining superpowers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Taliban is back in town, the boat is gone, the American gay pride flag is safe, The OC Fair ruins pig races, Catfish Ninja busts another ped*phile and plays taser tag with a trans woman, the Bella saga unwinds on the Killstream, "scientism", bad editing jobs on boob reveal GIFs, what to do about a nosey girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Chipping my tooth on the dog, The David AKA The Wiener Man, a fake fentanyl overdose, lynching Bella the Hero, Apple vs. your nudes, "unlawful parading", a whopping dad taxes on miles driven, the police fake a fentanyl overdose, NASA lies, the "guy who ate too much" emoji, Gonzo wears a dress, teenager appropriate porn, and Crippled Jesus plays poker; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Chris Chan breaks the Internet, the pronoun warriors over-swing, funding breast reductions, separate but equal job websites, PayPal joins forces with the ADL, #CancelRent, Karl calls in to argue about the Olympics, the case-counting runaway train, dog grooming licenses, and myth busting Lizzo's stage dive; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The happiness index hits an all-time high, the Olympics' anti-sex beds, the US women's soccer team loses, the He-Man reboot that contains no He-Man, the FBI buys domestic terrorists lunch, the wacky case of the Sophie Long Cyberbullyers, why the US government wants women, and drive-by chess attacks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Anaheim deplatforms hate, low flow shower heads are a private business, my house is almost burned down, the police beat some people, a woman asks for advice, a man stalks a co-worker, Chris the Kiwi violates his probation, Israel implements Happy Badges, France mandates vaccines, rebranding shark "interactions", the LEGO gun, and the Fed raises the retirement age; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Having COVID forever, a trans-mom a milkin, male bullimia, LEGO terrorists, the fat-friendly internet, door-to-door trusted community members vaccinating your children, Bill Cosby is free and innocent, saluting the Boomer flag, getting vaccinated against hurricanes, the gay men's choir makes a joke, and butt monkeys for reading; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

John McAfee goes to Greenland, the FBI radicalizes lunatics, women's Olympic weight lifting, Tour de France crash, Alexa's "by the way", mask piles, Doug Funny and white genocide, Lowtax is the internet's greatest debater, wrong hamburgers, Chris the Kiwi's private hooker, Sportbra Taylor wants a car, and episode four of The Biggest Problem in the Universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Vegan pool party, confiscated talcum powder, Los Angeles is open for Juneteenth, three-hour haircuts, pandemic movies, women lifting cars off of babies, strippers turning 21, and long lost penises; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I wash my watch, the Federal Reserve buys America, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is funded and will return in two weeks, Mersh is on Alex Jones, Patty C Cups Lashes Out at me and Karl, more gay talk from straight men, and blowing up the moon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Messed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!