The Dick Show

Maddox releases yet another Justin Whang video, a man gets KO'ed in Los Angeles, a trans man has advice for men who are "broken", a poverty simulation event, how to go to a strip club, immigrants are ruining NYC, Danny Masterson gets sent to prison forever, Johnny is in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

It rains at Burning Man, Maddox continues to meltdown, pronouns in video games causes a meltdown, a fat woman accidentally shoots herself, a plane crashes, some men are sent to prison, and a nerd talks about white holes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!.

Maddox releases a hit-piece video on Justin Whang and Asterios that's been five years in the making, Justin Whang calls in about it, Eric July threatens to sue me and Vito and put us in prison, Vito comes in about it, a guy ruins a tailgate for me, the homeless are setting LA on fire, a guy's mom is dying, SpaceX is under fire, and the Super Mario Brothers movie is getting remastered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

LA has an attention hurricane, mask mandates are coming back, Chris the Kiwi is lynch mobbed, trans regret studies, why Hawaii is on fire, a fat woman is cat fished, the homeless ruin a hotel, a man needs friends, that one stupid song everyone won't shut up about, women are twice as fat as men, and Kid Rock has a Bud Light; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I catch a grill on fire, gym bros vs. The Big Bang Theory, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, stop sending me the Rich Men North of Virginia song, a brand new Maddox article, the Fortnite Holocaust museum, flash mobs at Nordstroms, a woman reads a graph, I get a new printer, Hinge bait-and-switches, a lesbian cop, Lizzo is dropped, Best Buy doesn't promote white people, and Sean makes a scandalous delivery; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Being fat and hot in Greece, getting fired, Riley gets false flagged by Eric July, throwing an autistic kid off of a ferry, shouting at a waterfall, a funeral in tonuges, trans catfish on Tinder, and a Philly's Fat Con; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

Constitutional rights in a small town, Ralph vs. Zherka, Barbie vs. Ben Shapiro, doctors vs. weiners, and then unbridled lunacy, something about Plato, I honestly can't remember; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I give away a box spring, an MMF thrupple, Adam22 does some things, cops and meth exposure, Nick Rekieta calls in about The Umbrella Man, Jim Caviezel is insane, my dog is too fat, who is repaying their student loans, not teaching math, the new Italian groping law, and a gender surgery whoopsie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A woman tells me to stop smoking, fat brides take over Las Vegas, a Super Nintendo erases my save games, Chris the Kiwi gives advice on gaslighting, Sean goes to Disneyland too many times, Jonah Hill's stupid text messages, and Kevin Landau's gilrfriend Sanyu Lubogo threatens my dog; all that and more this week

I lose KevinALandau.com because of a big brained halfwit, my entertainment center and Super Nintendo are sabotaged, the army has a quota, how to ask for a raise, fake buildings in France burn down, cuck stuff, hummingbirds, reverse Juneteenth, a Gravy Seal goes AWOL, and the Fat Mermaid Society; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean knows everything about the Titanic, $17 charity comics, a kid's Hitler drawing, not giving women any money, conservative thots vs lesbians, anti-semitism laws, and FedEx loses a package; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Women find a new scam, a doctor refuses a debate, Christian protesters take to the street, "You wouldn't say that about Islam", the new Black Mirror, a DeSantis Gay Warning System, the definition of "lesbian", genital inspection, and more fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mundane Matt and Dame Pesos call in to talk about important things, a dead man is in the street, my sewer estimate arrives, a minor update on the Netflix assaulter, and Josie from Fishtank reviews Maddox's room; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The LA Fair Arts & Crafts saga concludes, I go on Eric July's stream, a neighbor lady avoids school shootings, Islam is crashing, dancing vs. moonwalking, Lizzo quits music, women at the CDC, and a new theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A furry with a secret fetish, the LA County Fair debacle continues, Eric July has a three day meltdown after I read and give notes on Isom #1, Biden's War on Antisemitism, a man milks, a SWAT dog, Satanism and lady doctors doing math; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Our mosiac gets zeroth place at the LA County Fair, banned from women, a fat lady walks on a plane, soap in video games, a white women is lynched for stealing a bike, women invent a stick with shade on it, a nerd writes an email, Jordan Petersen says "gay boy", and mindfulness; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My No Ma'am church vs. Wholefoods, second opinions, Black people want to be first, Jon from Fishtank calls in and talks about spoiled meat, giants, sluts, and truck workouts, the LA Fair decisions are this week, Boogie loses a boxing fight, Trans-Transformers, more deep fake crying, and caring about everything all at once; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

I have no plumbing in my house, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in, Vito funds his comic, Russia is winning, conservatives go hard into the paint, GPrime calls in about comics, a man is arrested for a headline, and advice on surviving life; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Slipping Ralph a Mickey, Chris DMZ calls in, Crowder's divorce, Dennis Miller, anti-flat Earthers, finally becoming transabled, women calculating speed and time and space, leaving a man with brain cancer, woke anime conventions, a guy hates science, Ewoks, and ear cameras; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get wrong directions, sex with an apron belly, Lorenzo Areola from "All That's Funny" calls in with more stories about his mom, how cemetaries go out of business, celebrities melt down, virtue signaling rock climbers, buying booze with a kid, genderfats, toilets that are too clacky, and Tony loses Vito's merch at Road Rage: Philadelphia 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay Legos and gay beer, Mersh calls in, cemeteries, optional poop at the vet, the culture war, alcoholic AI, harrassing a man, taking kids away from parents, hanging drug dealers in San Francisco, and vaccine bounties; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay beer, rollercoasters, a liberal in San Fransisco is stabbed, a gross OnlyFans, the government vs. AI, lying in college, the Dalai Lama tries to suck a tongue, fun with Title IX and more surprises in the Civil Rights Act, Dungeons & Miscegenated Dragons, a fat lady Indiana Jones, and Froggy Fresh calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay beer, the skyrocketing price of Mexicans, affected by AI, more stupid ways to stop school shootings, Pokemon pronouns, more Gravy Seals, a pedo accusation, a furry survey, and meeting Gavin Mcinnes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

An all-women surgeon team, replacing truckers, V-Tubers, Nick Rekieta calls in, Jordan Peterson hears a guitar, ESG investing, a woman is Tinder Swindler'ed, women measuring things, and a man is scammed by a prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gravy Seals, Manosphere tupperware sales, The Whale is a comedy film, Gigi Diore in studio, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, non-binary bison, Reverse PUA, the problem with the FDIC, autism and dating and autism, a guy that paid to get his penis chopped up, and the Taliban; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My episode of No Jumper comes out, hate burnouts, another bank is bailed out, Cigarette Bummers, The GI Bill destroyed public education, high school IQ, Q-Anon Shaman, lazer NFTs, bad beer, more false accusations, autism, a fat woman breaks a horse, April O'Juneteenth, Jon Zherka in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I mess up my project for the LA County Fair, fat women Kickstart a special towel for fat women, Black women can't find helmets, anti-woke chocolate, messing up on the No Jumper podcast, cigars cause lung cancer, and a hidden camera Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dilbert has a Kramer moment, NATO posts cringe, my car is self-driving, a Bananadox remix, a lady steals a Nintendo Switch, a guy is accused of harrassment, and Nick's Vegas show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Being swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored by freaks, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in, and some complaints about paintings; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Building a nest in my shower, China declares a Balloon Wars, Deep Fake Brain Pornography, gay zombies and gay survival, Blackuary, the American Homeland, and Maddox on AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Sean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Ukraine stealing Black people's money, my New Year's resolutions, losing at Christmas, a "healthy at any size" influencer dies, why everyone hates Ralph, remembering Cantillions, and anime figurines; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Fuentes uses the studio, Hitler wins a debate, Elon Musk bans eyesight, California assembles a reparations committee, Karl and Vinnie call in with Creeps, "Murder the Media" J6 defendants call in, Pani reads news, and my soap gets replaced; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My original Twitter account gets reinstated, a flight voucher is stolen from me, Hitler is a bad guy and lives in hell, good advice, an argument, and Lord of War 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How to throw a Sprite, Kmart Suicide Marketing, dogs on planes, Chris the Kiwi sends more escort texts, satanic panic is back, Hitler, the morality police, divorce, and women lying; all that this week on The Dick Show!

A gross commercial, all my favorite guys team up, some good old fashioned Satanic panic, skydiving shop teachers, #StayWoke merch, BDSM teddy bears, mandatory fun at work, getting even with a crazy woman, and the biggest Fat Watch yet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Biggest Problem in Long Beach, HR and DEI get hit the hardest, Baked Alaska calls in about going to jail for January 6th, the balldo, and a listener gives money to his mom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A puzzling hernia, the billion dollars FTX/SEC/DNC scam perpetrated against normal guys, trivia election fraud, Vito's poop fee, the Biggest Problem live show, Christian dating tutorials, and the power dynamics of rich men; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The end of Daylight Savings hoax, Big Tech teams up with the government, Dilbert threatens to kill himself, stopping Elliott Rodger before he explodes, wanting to be fat, banned from Twitter again, plus-size water bottles, and harrassment propaganda in the military; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Winning a scam contest, all my exploding beers, Disney's first fat heroine, Aydin Paladin has some interesting studies on taxation and vindictive liberals, a golden erotic story, Paypal fights misinformation for no reason, Indignant Door Dashers who hold your foot hostage, and more problems with Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Pani beats the Wage Gap, I build an Atomic Bomb, Karl messes up his audio, Chris the Kiwi seduces a prostitute, saving your Star Wars virginity for your husband, and I beat my nephew at Pokemon; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

A hate speech time-out, Elon vs. Ukraine, Kanye vs. OJ Simpson, murder quotes, a very deceptive fat woman, COVID transmission scams, some super glue activists soup a painting, R drivers, and Josh Denny and Ethan Ralph are in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Kanye goes "Death Con 3 on JEWISH people", Italians vs. Mexicans on Indiginous Columbus Day, my local Target is held hostage by a sleeping man, the flu shot, the clot shot, waifu watchers goes to stay with Andrew Tate in Romania, and Pani calls in sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Where is our money, men in skirts and tights, a Mexican gardener heist, lactating individuals, the Tesla robot pooped in its pants, cyber flashing, the CIA attacks the Nord Stream gas pipe, Congress considers the consequences of a vote, Saudi Arabia saves video games, and a gay porn star calls in; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

My Uber driver has a psychotic episode and drives into oncoming traffic, Ryan Long in studio, Kurt Metzger in studio, Dame Pesos calls in and drops some new stingers, refusal to wear the hijab, the kids and their non-dance music, an idiot tries to set themselves on fire, and women not trying to lose weight; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!