The Dick Show

A furry with a secret fetish, the LA County Fair debacle continues, Eric July has a three day meltdown after I read and give notes on Isom #1, Biden's War on Antisemitism, a man milks, a SWAT dog, Satanism and lady doctors doing math; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Our mosiac gets zeroth place at the LA County Fair, banned from women, a fat lady walks on a plane, soap in video games, a white women is lynched for stealing a bike, women invent a stick with shade on it, a nerd writes an email, Jordan Petersen says "gay boy", and mindfulness; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My No Ma'am church vs. Wholefoods, second opinions, Black people want to be first, Jon from Fishtank calls in and talks about spoiled meat, giants, sluts, and truck workouts, the LA Fair decisions are this week, Boogie loses a boxing fight, Trans-Transformers, more deep fake crying, and caring about everything all at once; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

I have no plumbing in my house, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in, Vito funds his comic, Russia is winning, conservatives go hard into the paint, GPrime calls in about comics, a man is arrested for a headline, and advice on surviving life; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Slipping Ralph a Mickey, Chris DMZ calls in, Crowder's divorce, Dennis Miller, anti-flat Earthers, finally becoming transabled, women calculating speed and time and space, leaving a man with brain cancer, woke anime conventions, a guy hates science, Ewoks, and ear cameras; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get wrong directions, sex with an apron belly, Lorenzo Areola from "All That's Funny" calls in with more stories about his mom, how cemetaries go out of business, celebrities melt down, virtue signaling rock climbers, buying booze with a kid, genderfats, toilets that are too clacky, and Tony loses Vito's merch at Road Rage: Philadelphia 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay Legos and gay beer, Mersh calls in, cemeteries, optional poop at the vet, the culture war, alcoholic AI, harrassing a man, taking kids away from parents, hanging drug dealers in San Francisco, and vaccine bounties; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay beer, rollercoasters, a liberal in San Fransisco is stabbed, a gross OnlyFans, the government vs. AI, lying in college, the Dalai Lama tries to suck a tongue, fun with Title IX and more surprises in the Civil Rights Act, Dungeons & Miscegenated Dragons, a fat lady Indiana Jones, and Froggy Fresh calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay beer, the skyrocketing price of Mexicans, affected by AI, more stupid ways to stop school shootings, Pokemon pronouns, more Gravy Seals, a pedo accusation, a furry survey, and meeting Gavin Mcinnes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

An all-women surgeon team, replacing truckers, V-Tubers, Nick Rekieta calls in, Jordan Peterson hears a guitar, ESG investing, a woman is Tinder Swindler'ed, women measuring things, and a man is scammed by a prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gravy Seals, Manosphere tupperware sales, The Whale is a comedy film, Gigi Diore in studio, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, non-binary bison, Reverse PUA, the problem with the FDIC, autism and dating and autism, a guy that paid to get his penis chopped up, and the Taliban; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My episode of No Jumper comes out, hate burnouts, another bank is bailed out, Cigarette Bummers, The GI Bill destroyed public education, high school IQ, Q-Anon Shaman, lazer NFTs, bad beer, more false accusations, autism, a fat woman breaks a horse, April O'Juneteenth, Jon Zherka in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I mess up my project for the LA County Fair, fat women Kickstart a special towel for fat women, Black women can't find helmets, anti-woke chocolate, messing up on the No Jumper podcast, cigars cause lung cancer, and a hidden camera Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dilbert has a Kramer moment, NATO posts cringe, my car is self-driving, a Bananadox remix, a lady steals a Nintendo Switch, a guy is accused of harrassment, and Nick's Vegas show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Being swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored by freaks, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in, and some complaints about paintings; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Building a nest in my shower, China declares a Balloon Wars, Deep Fake Brain Pornography, gay zombies and gay survival, Blackuary, the American Homeland, and Maddox on AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Our web3 Patreon alternative has launched at backed.by, join it today! It's bankless, decentralized, encrypted, immutable, I'm going to start running out of words that 99% of people know. It can't be censored. Ever. No matter what. Impossible. Join today at backed.by/TheDickShow! And also, a kindergartener shoots his teacher, my girlfriend drives too fast, loftipixels calls in and acts like a smart fancy person, I ruin an episode of The Biggest Problem, and I apologize for my comments on domestic violence; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Ukraine stealing Black people's money, my New Year's resolutions, losing at Christmas, a "healthy at any size" influencer dies, why everyone hates Ralph, remembering Cantillions, and anime figurines; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Fuentes uses the studio, Hitler wins a debate, Elon Musk bans eyesight, California assembles a reparations committee, Karl and Vinnie call in with Creeps, "Murder the Media" J6 defendants call in, Pani reads news, and my soap gets replaced; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My original Twitter account gets reinstated, a flight voucher is stolen from me, Hitler is a bad guy and lives in hell, good advice, an argument, and Lord of War 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How to throw a Sprite, Kmart Suicide Marketing, dogs on planes, Chris the Kiwi sends more escort texts, satanic panic is back, Hitler, the morality police, divorce, and women lying; all that this week on The Dick Show!

A gross commercial, all my favorite guys team up, some good old fashioned Satanic panic, skydiving shop teachers, #StayWoke merch, BDSM teddy bears, mandatory fun at work, getting even with a crazy woman, and the biggest Fat Watch yet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Biggest Problem in Long Beach, HR and DEI get hit the hardest, Baked Alaska calls in about going to jail for January 6th, the balldo, and a listener gives money to his mom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A puzzling hernia, the billion dollars FTX/SEC/DNC scam perpetrated against normal guys, trivia election fraud, Vito's poop fee, the Biggest Problem live show, Christian dating tutorials, and the power dynamics of rich men; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The end of Daylight Savings hoax, Big Tech teams up with the government, Dilbert threatens to kill himself, stopping Elliott Rodger before he explodes, wanting to be fat, banned from Twitter again, plus-size water bottles, and harrassment propaganda in the military; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Winning a scam contest, all my exploding beers, Disney's first fat heroine, Aydin Paladin has some interesting studies on taxation and vindictive liberals, a golden erotic story, Paypal fights misinformation for no reason, Indignant Door Dashers who hold your foot hostage, and more problems with Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Pani beats the Wage Gap, I build an Atomic Bomb, Karl messes up his audio, Chris the Kiwi seduces a prostitute, saving your Star Wars virginity for your husband, and I beat my nephew at Pokemon; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

A hate speech time-out, Elon vs. Ukraine, Kanye vs. OJ Simpson, murder quotes, a very deceptive fat woman, COVID transmission scams, some super glue activists soup a painting, R drivers, and Josh Denny and Ethan Ralph are in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Kanye goes "Death Con 3 on JEWISH people", Italians vs. Mexicans on Indiginous Columbus Day, my local Target is held hostage by a sleeping man, the flu shot, the clot shot, waifu watchers goes to stay with Andrew Tate in Romania, and Pani calls in sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Where is our money, men in skirts and tights, a Mexican gardener heist, lactating individuals, the Tesla robot pooped in its pants, cyber flashing, the CIA attacks the Nord Stream gas pipe, Congress considers the consequences of a vote, Saudi Arabia saves video games, and a gay porn star calls in; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

My Uber driver has a psychotic episode and drives into oncoming traffic, Ryan Long in studio, Kurt Metzger in studio, Dame Pesos calls in and drops some new stingers, refusal to wear the hijab, the kids and their non-dance music, an idiot tries to set themselves on fire, and women not trying to lose weight; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

the big-boobed shop class lady, donut problems, Boogie steals my Fat Watch bit and a Mitch Hedgeberg joke, Kiwi Farms is taken offline by a trans activist, Beerfest, money for homeless women, fat food, non-binary comedians, and Chris the Kiwi has a girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sending a black woman to the moon, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" is in studio with clips from Female Dating Strategy, Ralph calls in to review the Salt Papi x Andy Warski fight, Def Noodles calls in about Salvo Pancakes and relationships, I honestly can't remember what else happened, and I caused 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My Man and I do another show from Burning Man.

The most sickening story ever told, The Last Boomer, a car note that says "I'm going to rob you," Woodstock 99, the Orgasm Gap, 50 year mortgages, the Tampon Tax, the massacre of my boy, militards, Gate-gate,

Demons, Tornado Cash, the IRS, Nick Rekieta guest co-hosts, and Pani talks about pegging; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Trump get raided by the feds, a Houston gun buy back gets taken advantage of, SuckBoyTony calls in about 3D printing ammo, Madcucks has issues with St. Louis, a mom makes passive aggressive comments about her husband, and fat women are tattooing flowers onto their folds; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Swim Thicc event of a lifetime, a woman-only Tour de France has problems, more ways ordinary people are getting screwed, GTA 6, the "men who have sex with men" community, banks rooting against the people, segregated diners, Vouge, and Alex Stein 99 calls in to talk about big booty Latinas, Uvalde, and Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How to Stop Monkey Pox, my pirate bed, TV sex changes, dial 988 for suicide, running your A/C, sharing a stage with Dave Chappelle, the woman of the year, Abbott and Costello, conspiracy theories by ideology, plus sized travellers, Chub Rub, NYC vs. water guns, and pretending to be arrested; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nihilism in advertising, a homophobic telescope, swatting fallout, sexist hate starts with men, more fentanyl freakouts, the hand sanitizer cop, the FBI releases an app to prey on children, and how to leave your family; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get swatted for killing my wife, Brandon Herrera calls in to talk AKs, the Hunter Biden laptop leaks, Wisconsin declares their votes illegal, and teaching kids about hell; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark, the shadowless Charizard, weddings without an open bar, women going on a shopping strike, masterclasses and you, emo Tik Tok nurses, imaginary Black rapists, trans skateboarders, the Silent generation, and advice on ovethinking; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mad Hoes with Dick Cramer, my Pokemon cards, chat support, the Homeless Help Desk, the Buzz Lightyear kiss, pregnant men refused service, Chris the Kiwi reads some insults, a real foot fetishist calls in, and Fat Watch saves a marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Internet Father's Day, my dog throws up in the car, red flag laws for food, murrlogic's new shoes, The Quartering talks about his lawsuit, his coffee, and his gay beans, various crypto Ponzi schemes, Internet Hate Machine talks about the GiveSendGo hacker, and another rap about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

Women in white pants, hookers in Texas, wiping your butt with the wrong hand, heated streets for the homeless, greatful for shootings, Justin Bieber is paralyzed for absolutely no reason, the IRS is understaffed, and a funny song about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!