The Dick Show

Karl and Vinnie call in for a Scum Parade, I go on Destiny's show in Miami, Brazil is over, girls pretending to be trans women, a guy needs advice with a woman, a woman plays the war game--and gets the answers wrong, Nick Rekieta gets a cuck arrested on revenge porn charges, homework in cubits, pigeon milk, and the Chase Bank Infinite Money Glitch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Once again I get no credit, an illegal shower, a fat women crashes a scooter, a man throws up in a trash can, a tax on temporarily embarrassed billionaires, someone's girlfriend's sister has huge cans, a gay shirt, Telegram is killed, Rekieta updates, and communists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hate scarves, and Nick Rekeita gets his kids back; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls are their children, and how fat is too fat if a girl has huge cans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for how to argue with your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and everyone knows somehow; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Eric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "not possible to cut defense costs", drafting women, and a man escapes some prostitutes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Vito Friend Experience, a No Simps protest, three and a half walled showers, ductility, the pope uses the f-slur, home insurance companies having to pay money, a German policeman gets stabbed, Yaira and disrespect, a criminal defense lawyer calls in about Nick's too much fun case, and a woman explains stoplight sensors; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta is arrested for possession of cocaine, a woman list her accomplishments, some young men check my mysoginy, a man dates a woman, Teslas auto-driving slowly in the fast lane, space, the Mandella effect hits me, and a guy spent thousands of dollars on dating apps; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A bunch of truck stop hogs go on the attack, a bunch of green energy property tax scams, a guy's testicles get twisted, homless Cheers in San Fransisco, the diversity awards, time off for periods, throwing babies into dumpsters, Romeo and Juliet, 20 Indian men stuck on a ship, and men in gaming; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

We read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Women vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots, the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of events; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dances, Hitler's Mustache, Maddox's Exes Dating Exes, too many men in Canada, being trans at a funeral, Black people paying taxes, and marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A woman craps in a bucket, a feal market in the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and Boogie is bullying me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter, 800 hostages, a sonic boob tattoo, and a sloppy erotic story; all that and more on The Dick Show!

I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a "no whites" policy, Riley 2 needs a new co-host (and to lose 200 pounds), and strippers under 21 are banned in Florida; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better, Perspicacity calls in about Vickers and various things, Maddox the Meme Police, and Gamer Gate 2; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism in stock photography, DignifAI for thots, and Dagon calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away money, and Madison Madnes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry drops some disturbing information on women, actual good advice maybe for the first time, and Eric July goes "scotch Earth" on everyone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in, the Niggler blows his bit, and women's new year's resolutions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and more this week on The Dick Show

Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and everything else leading up to Maddox's 3-hour opus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops goes gay, women crash park a gigantic plane, and the age of consent of terrorism; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real, Conspiracy Fearists, a guy's mom dies for lack of AI, and someone has a problem with my advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls in about his comic Butch Killigan and some other things, a guy's wife wants to cheat on him, the city wants to give me a sewer credit, cleaning San Francisco, Santa Claus shoots some road protesters, a woman doctor removes the wrong organ, and God; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Lord Miles calls in about being held captive by the Taliban for 8 months, fighting the Chinese for gold, North Sentinel Island, and the Durian Pass, and more if you can believe it! And also the "PRONOUNS" guy has a problem with me, my girlfriend buys a video game and a puzzle, Israel is blowing the PR war, and a man blacks out before he can have sex with a hot Russian; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Robert E. Lee statue is melted down, a girl cries about driving, Eric July threatens to travel through time and beat me up, and a fan doesn't bother Sean at Gay Disney World; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yourself, a man drives through a parade, a bus drives through a bicycle, being human and supporting Israel, Eric July says he's a good writer because his employees think so, and some spooky Halloween death threat voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A listener takes a picture at Isom's grave, the Day of Jihad is a bust, cell phones not going from your WiFi to the cell network easily, messing up Randy's pool game, The "QAnon Shaman" calls in after going to prison for felony helping police, American women from an outsider, Maddox promises to "end it", and a child predator predator gets shot; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!

Girl Math in Iran, a rave gets pillaged, JF Gariepy calls in about his missing wife and other things, my girlfriend sends a video of me tripping to the news, a listener accidentally attracts an older woman, Maddox does a date rape sketch, and how to deal with getting extorted because of a d*ck pic; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Biggest Problem live show aftermath, a woman thinks there are giant magnets at Target that stop the shopping carts, white people are mosquitos, more immigrants are going to NYC, Mint Salad is on talking about Riley's warehouse adventure, Vito argues about juice cocktails, and Sean is sick; all this week on The Dick Show!

"Mi hijo no es cholo", trip advisor for prostitutes, war crimes and orcs, a rigged school election, missing plane 911, Burger King declares war on Rumble, the trad cath marriage menace, 12 graders who don't drive and drive, and "livelihood" in Starfield; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta's show in Nashville, the bachelorette party city, Chris the Kiwi sees Pretty Woman for the first time, the government loses a plane, Russell Brand maybe raped some girls, the Earth crosses the border, Dove's new campaign to make Fat Watch illegal, and a man spends $2k at a strip club; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!