The Bullshot! Podcast

As you age, video games become more annoying. Not because the game is annoying, but your slowly decaying body gets worse at playing them. I never had the makings of a proessional atrobot player. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Look, it's one or the other. My magic-8 ball only has 2 sides and if it isn't "March"...well, then its the obvious answer.

Please keep them at least 100 yards away from any schools. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

All I remember is I was sick and Dave was there...

A little bit of everything this episode. Sad Robots, The Plague, Thicc Mats. What you have come to expect from a Bullshot episode. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Kind of a slow week, but we make do. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Hey, we are back at it. Getting close to the end of the year, so we need to start thinking about lists. Will Tecmo Super Bowl finally get the recognition it deserves? Well...listen to the episode. Discord: discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

So here we are again. New Phones. New Consoles. Old problems. It's nice that there are plenty of games to play. Let's chat about them. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Kind of a wild week. Big games, big news, big phones. We have entered our large era. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Rating Podcasts I recorded to earlier this week. Bullshot: 10000/10 Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The Grillmaster's return. You should join our discord though because then you could see the absolutely awful name workshopping Fish did for Opening Night Live. We can't say it here, but it was disgusting. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

What was 3 is now 4 and what was "News" is now "Dinner and Tournament".

It's been another week of video games, friends. They don't stop coming and the don't stop coming. But hey, new Alien movie today! I won't see it until next week, but that's ok. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

154 - Sun Room by The Bullshot! Podcast

For a video game podcast, we sure didn't play a lot of video games. But that's ok because we got to talk about America's favorite pastime: Racism. And, let me tell you, there is no one better to talk about the effects of racism than a couple of suburban white boys. Hoo boy. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Really, if you think about it, it was an Xbox 541. The math is pretty simple. 360 (The first numbered Xbox) + 1 (The second numbered Xbox) + 180 (The degrees of reversal on their DRM policies) = 541. I should post a reddit thread explaining this.

There was another show! And thank goodness because, boy howdy, do we have a lot of good news to bring you! Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Bullshot! turns 11 and starts the 6th grade. We talk about what happened to The Conduit's Reviewcast and dissect the week's news.

I'm writing this to you from our LAN. So far everyone is still well. We have consumed a lot of energy drinks and alchol, and are about to order Chinese food. It looks like there will likely be a show next week. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Haley Joel Osment is on a rampage. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The beginning of the end of the beginning.

We have exciting Bullshot news! We are changing our tier system a little bit to better serve our customers. Customers on the free Bullshot Console tier will be shot into the sun, and replaced with a 30 dollar a month Bullshot Go Fuck Yourself Tier. The good news is the tiers are identical, so you don't lose access to anything! WE ALL SERVE THE NUMBER Discord :https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Kudo does too. You don't want to be like Kudo, do you kids?

Listen, it's gonna be fine. Bangers and Mash. Fish and Chips. Windsors! Jeremy Corbin. We are gonna have a great time. LETS PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Have you heard of the newest fad rolling across the land? That's right kids, its VIDEO GAMES! Listen to "Video Game Experts" Fish and Jim Plachy discuss this new phenomenon!

Hoooo boy, it's been a week. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Can you believe there was no Silksong at SGF? Is that still a game? Are they moving away from Unity? What does Major Nelson have to say about that? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Well...this is what it look like. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

And as the rest of the parishioners began to hum, the sound reverberating off the cavern walls, Geoff opened his eyes and began to speak with his other, dark tongue. Slowly, as if being birthed from the desecrated ground, an E began to rise. It's skin sloughing off in large chunks, exposing the rotting sinew of muscle below, the E opened up its eyes and howled. Geoff closed his and thought "It Has Begun Again". Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Have you played Doom Eternal? I mean, have you _played_ Doom Eternal? How do you feel about the gulf war? Are you ready to go back...but without the blinfold this time? Big week next week. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

What's that, girl? The universe is being harvested?! Did you tell mom and dad? They are throwing a party?! How will they do that without the proper SUPPLIES? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Hey so that big Xbox AAA blockbuster came out. Did you play it? Please play it - people have families. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I am harnassing the power of AI to write the intro of this episode. Please enjoy. In this electrifying episode of The Bullshot Podcast, join your hosts, Jake and Max, as they delve into the ever-evolving world of modern dating apps. From the wild and wacky to the downright bizarre, no stone is left unturned as they explore the ins and outs of Grindr, the infamous app synonymous with the LGBTQ+ community. In Episode 309, titled "Daddy Changes the Grindr," Jake and Max embark on a journey through the fascinating landscape of online dating, sharing hilarious anecdotes, jaw-dropping encounters, and insightful commentary along the way. With their signature blend of humor and candid conversation, they tackle topics ranging from profile pic dos and don'ts to navigating the intricacies of virtual romance. But the fun doesn't stop there! Special guest "Daddy" Dan, a seasoned Grindr veteran with tales to tell, joins the conversation to offer his unique perspective and share his most memorable experiences from the front lines of digital dating. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and everything in between as The Bullshot Podcast takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the wild world of Grindr. Whether you're a seasoned swiper or a dating app newbie, Episode 309 is sure to entertain, enlighten, and leave you eagerly anticipating your next Bullshot fix. So grab your headphones, buckle up, and prepare for a podcast experience like no other! Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Well that's a rap on video games, friends. We had a good run, but now they are over, and we need to move on with our lives. I've been thinking about taking up BMX biking. That's still a thing, right? X-Games, here I come! Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

What is video games, anyway. Is Madden video games? Is Call of Duty? Bird Flu? Scholars postulate that video games is unknowable, and can only be accessed while asleep. I cannot comment on that for I am not a scholar. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

A company like Embracer was so powerful that the Avengers had to split it up into three, more managable companies. It was the only way to prevent a universal catastrophe. In This House We Believe That People Who Believe That Thanos Was Right Are Assholes. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

It's a short episode this week, but that's ok. One day, after the war is over, we will be able to play video games again. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

So the wild thing about Starship Troopers 3 is that it's a movie about God and worshiping false prophets. It literally ends with 2 of the main characters on their knees, praying, while Johnny Rico and a team of mechs appear from the skies to save them. W I L D Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

If you're reading this, the network redo was a success. If you're not reading this, then I'm typing into a void, and the singularity has won. Godzilla, help us. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Gosh, I hate it when that happens. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Covid didn't kill Plachy, but it got close enough to look him in the eyes. Nevertheless, we are back with the next era of Bullshot. We play current video games now, like Papers Please. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Plachy did us a solid and got Covid to celebrate the big three oh oh. This week's episode is packed with video games. And layoffs. Always layoffs. Welcome to hell. https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Hey, it was a hell of a run, but since Complex was selling everything off, we decided to seize the opportunity to buy Sean Evans. That's right, going forward, Bullshot will be hosted by Sean Evans! NO ONE IS SAFE. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

So when you take the pill, you go full Johnny Mnemonic. Your hard drive space doubles, your third eye opens, and you can understand the world in a way that no one else does. But if you take too much, you have to spend the whole day on the toilet. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

It's true. The cats eat the beans and then poop it out and you brew the poop. If you don't like it, you can just rub some sandpaper on it. Your dad has some next to the tires. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I didn't expect the massive shift of the earth under my feet, Tuesday, but I suddenly found myself needing to play a 5 year old game so that I could understand my most anticipated game next year. How does this happen? Well, did I ever tell you how I got these masks? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We welcome Brad from the Human Dads Podcast on to help us solve a very important mystery. Plachy later solved the mystery on his own (we think). We also talk about the games we aren't playing, and about all the folks who are no longer working in the games industry - a real upper of an episode. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz Human Dads Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/human-dads/id1482227340 Mystery Solved: https://javiers.net/

The first show of the 2024 season! We did it, friends, another year of living this capitalist hellscape called EARTH. Fear not, we are here to help you make the number go up. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Our Games of the Year 2024 Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

These post-holiday, pre-GOTY shows are tricky because nothing is happening, and it's hard to talk about any games we are playing as we are likely trying to build out a list. So...you...uh...you want to talk about beer?