The Bullshot! Podcast

Set a course for Poland, Vickers. I've decided to announce at IEM Katowice. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

If you shit on the episode enough, we will cancel Bullshot forever!

OOOOO BANANA Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Don't pay ball game prices for condiments you have at home. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I love this for you. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

You know, with Beat Saber ending support for PlayStation VR, I feel ike there is a real big opportunity for Marathon to fill a gap. You have to extract with all the rhythm. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We have been doing Keigh3 and Keigh3 like events for close to 15 years now, and I don't think our predictions have ever been this wrong. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

It's so sad, you guys. This would make Keighley cry. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The KeighThreeLeighs are upon us once more. Questions loom, announcements simmer, Keighly cries... WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

If you want to know what it's like to do drugs, listen to Got Glint by The Chemical Brothers. That song tastes like MDMA. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

For those who come after. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The Friday the 13th, Fish is absent, inaccurate description episode. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

You gotta really get in there and fuck shit up. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Instead of listening to this episode, play Expedition 33 instead - there really isn't a better use of your time at the moment. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We recorded this on wednesday night. On thursday, games journalism exploded, on friday, we got a GTA 6 date. We may as well have recorded this episode last year for how accurate it is. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Sometimes, even with all three, it's a stinker. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Wait, hear me out. I have an idea.... Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The speaker is the expensive part. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Plachy gets his pump on Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We stand at either the edge of greatness…or the toilet. If it's the former, I want to be showered in gold bouillon. If it's the latter, jiggle the handle please, otherwise that it will run all night.

Judge Doom: [Running down the alley] That's right! You'll never stop me! You're dead! You're both dead! Eddie Valiant: Doom! [Shoots from his toon gun; Doom turns right and the bullets stop in mid air] Bullet #3: Which way did he go? Bullet #2: I don't know. He went thataway. Bullet #3: Let's go. [They turn left, the wrong way] Eddie Valiant: Dum-dums. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Powders, Spreadsheets, and the spread of communicable disease through orifice docking. It's a blockbuster. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Finally, a genuine cureall. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The long awaited Last of Us discussion (which ends at 23:50) followed by other games we have played and news that happened. This is the calm before the Titanfall.

I'm attacking the darkness. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

This is the 2nd Hellraiser reference in the last 3 months. I'm sure that is unrelated to *gesticulating wildly*. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Did I say Nazis? My apologies, I meant "White men who are uncomfortably familiar with the roman salute". Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Find out why the Titanfall beta is the undisputed game of the year, and why everyone is scrambling to integrate giant robots to their games.

First they came for my football, but I said nothing because I was all thumbs. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The good stuff is in the back. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Dead Space 3 is like those above ground pools that your neighbor had. You know, the ones with fake wood paneling? EA is so proud of their pool, but we all know it's just a glorified kiddie pool.

Man, after that Developer Direct, it kind of feels like Microsoft is posed to do some work this year? Assuming we survive the year - but you know what they say "I like my assumptions like I like partners..." Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Hey the Switch 2 got announced and we had a LAN. What a week. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

GOOOOOD EEEEEVening. Not very much show this week, but that's ok, it's not like anything happened. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The last Bullshot of 2012 can only mean one thing: best of lists. We didn't play everything, we beat even less, but dammit, these are two really solid lists. What were our number ones? What are we looking forward to next year? Video Games you dummy!

You come to us for Objectivity. Prepare for your reward. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

What's your pleasure, sir? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I don't even remember why I wrote this down as a title for this show. Honestly, we just hope you have a wonderful holiday. Take care of yourselves. :) Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Trust us, it's a simple scale.

No but really, what if it is. What if this is Kojima's prestige. All the scanning and celebrity glad handing is culminating into this moment - his ultimate reveal. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Sorry this is late. I was playing video games. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Turkey day prep, cursed Ubisoft games, and the only orgin story that matters. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

In the first all-game episode in a very long time, Plachy and Fish discuss MW3, AC: Revelations, Resistance 3, Infinity Blade 2, and garbage disposals. Ok, so not all videos games…

In my small town, we believe... Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Big show full of video games. You know, like we used to do? Is Halo 4 a bold new direction for the franchise, or the same old song and dance? Do the boys think the WiiU is a good investment? What does Plachy think of Destiny? ALL WILL BE REVEALED.

The Elves were the first and eldest Children of Ilúvatar, considered the fairest and wisest of the earthly race of Arda. They called themselves the Quendi (Quenya: "the Speakers"; singular Quendë), referring to how at their creation, they were the only living things they knew of that spoke. They were the third of the Free Peoples of the World and were all white....canonically....no black elves. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The Box. You opened it, we came ITS JUST A PUZZLE BOX Oh no, it is a means to summon us WHO ARE YOU Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others. IT WAS A MISTAKE. I DIDN’T MEAN TO OPEN IT. IT WAS A MISTAKE You solved the box, we came, now you must come with us and taste our treasures GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME..ALONE Oh…no tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering. Discord https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I'd love to tell you what happened in this episode, but it's very long...and I'm so cold.

This one is gonna take all day. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The final chapter of the Hodapp PS3 Arc. After giving into peer pressure and purchasing a PS3, TouchArcade.com's Eli Hodapp begins to experience the terrors associated with owning the system. He no longer calls us biased, he simply calls us friend.