The Bullshot! Podcast

You won't understand until you get to the top of the hotel.

Big Macs on me. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Bunch of frickin' Debbie Downers in here. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Or we will have done 400 episodes. Either way, Achievement Unlocked. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Hey, we had a LAN party and played a lot of Golf. Nintendo announced the Virtual Boy. And luckily, NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

On the first day of Mordor my true love gave to me.... Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

How is it we got President Biff but not hoverboards? Worst timeline. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

BOOMSHAKALAKA Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

He did end up playing it :heart: Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

There is nothing* exciting about this episode. *lie

Y MECH?! Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

This week we remember the countless families that were devastated by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We also talk about the news... but that not nearly as heartbreaking. Eli from TouchArcade.com is tagged in for Chris.

Please stop staring at it. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Set a course for Poland, Vickers. I've decided to announce at IEM Katowice. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

If you shit on the episode enough, we will cancel Bullshot forever!

OOOOO BANANA Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Don't pay ball game prices for condiments you have at home. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

I love this for you. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

You know, with Beat Saber ending support for PlayStation VR, I feel ike there is a real big opportunity for Marathon to fill a gap. You have to extract with all the rhythm. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We have been doing Keigh3 and Keigh3 like events for close to 15 years now, and I don't think our predictions have ever been this wrong. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

It's so sad, you guys. This would make Keighley cry. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The KeighThreeLeighs are upon us once more. Questions loom, announcements simmer, Keighly cries... WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

If you want to know what it's like to do drugs, listen to Got Glint by The Chemical Brothers. That song tastes like MDMA. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

For those who come after. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The Friday the 13th, Fish is absent, inaccurate description episode. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

You gotta really get in there and fuck shit up. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Instead of listening to this episode, play Expedition 33 instead - there really isn't a better use of your time at the moment. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We recorded this on wednesday night. On thursday, games journalism exploded, on friday, we got a GTA 6 date. We may as well have recorded this episode last year for how accurate it is. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Sometimes, even with all three, it's a stinker. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Wait, hear me out. I have an idea.... Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The speaker is the expensive part. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Plachy gets his pump on Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

We stand at either the edge of greatness…or the toilet. If it's the former, I want to be showered in gold bouillon. If it's the latter, jiggle the handle please, otherwise that it will run all night.

Judge Doom: [Running down the alley] That's right! You'll never stop me! You're dead! You're both dead! Eddie Valiant: Doom! [Shoots from his toon gun; Doom turns right and the bullets stop in mid air] Bullet #3: Which way did he go? Bullet #2: I don't know. He went thataway. Bullet #3: Let's go. [They turn left, the wrong way] Eddie Valiant: Dum-dums. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Powders, Spreadsheets, and the spread of communicable disease through orifice docking. It's a blockbuster. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Finally, a genuine cureall. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The long awaited Last of Us discussion (which ends at 23:50) followed by other games we have played and news that happened. This is the calm before the Titanfall.

I'm attacking the darkness. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

This is the 2nd Hellraiser reference in the last 3 months. I'm sure that is unrelated to *gesticulating wildly*. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Find out why the Titanfall beta is the undisputed game of the year, and why everyone is scrambling to integrate giant robots to their games.

Did I say Nazis? My apologies, I meant "White men who are uncomfortably familiar with the roman salute". Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

First they came for my football, but I said nothing because I was all thumbs. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Dead Space 3 is like those above ground pools that your neighbor had. You know, the ones with fake wood paneling? EA is so proud of their pool, but we all know it's just a glorified kiddie pool.

The good stuff is in the back. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Man, after that Developer Direct, it kind of feels like Microsoft is posed to do some work this year? Assuming we survive the year - but you know what they say "I like my assumptions like I like partners..." Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

Hey the Switch 2 got announced and we had a LAN. What a week. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

GOOOOOD EEEEEVening. Not very much show this week, but that's ok, it's not like anything happened. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

The last Bullshot of 2012 can only mean one thing: best of lists. We didn't play everything, we beat even less, but dammit, these are two really solid lists. What were our number ones? What are we looking forward to next year? Video Games you dummy!

You come to us for Objectivity. Prepare for your reward. Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz

What's your pleasure, sir? Discord: https://discord.gg/EHpsTkguxz