TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke is suffering from a moderate-to-severe case of Brain Cloud, but nonetheless decides to spring a U.S. Geography pop quiz on himself during today's show. Andrew's attempts to buy back his childhood continue with the help of Ebay and an Archie Double Digest. And Ben Affleck's back tattoo has Luke questioning whether he can still be imaginary friends with Ben Affleck.

Luke makes a new, unlikely friend, but he's already ruining the relationship. Andrew is very disappointed in a New York Times writer who claimed to "unplug" from electronic news. And it's a Friday, so there's Music For Your Weekend!

TBTL's digital producer, Kristina "Don't Call Me K-Lo" Lopez, joins the show to help us settle on an official TBTL nickname for her. Plus, Andrew and Luke bond over their love of a Seattle party supply store, and they discuss whether having extra room in your home can hurt or help a relationship.

Luke and Andrew have big plans for a lot of Top Stories today, but they get waylaid by a mixtape full of '90s music.

Luke and Andrew survive a huge storm -- or possibly just some calm weather -- on this Tuesday edition of the show. Plus, Luke tries to channel his inner Merrill Markoe, and Andrew yells at the listeners.

Luke's description of Power Organizing his garden shed has Andrew jealous. Meanwhile, a guy in Ohio has opted out of the news of the world, and fellow Ohioan Andrew is not really having it. The guys also get into a good, ol' fashioned TBTL No Point Conversion.

Andrew is excited about moving into a new apartment he saw yesterday, but wonders if he's a little too excited. Luke explains which kinds of noisy music he can "jam out to." They also dole out advice to recent graduates and they dole out some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke checks-in from New York Jersey, where he is pretending to climb mountains for exercise. Meanwhile, Andrew finds himself on the hunt for a new location for the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat.

Luke joins the show from the 35th floor high above New York, watching the snow fall down on the city quickly. He fills Andrew in on his Great Shoe-venture of 2018, and they also discuss why some Amazon Echo devices are laughing randomly and freaking people out.

Hanna Brooks Olsen stops by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to out-Andrew Andrew on the topics of dive bars, house cleaning, and PG-13 movies.

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat for a post-Oscars Oscars Preview. Plus, a man is getting close to eating 30,000 Big Macs, but the real drama is playing out in the news coverage of his feat.

Luke and Andrew debate the tradition of calling "dibs" on parking spots in snowy cities, whether it's better to wait in an airport or fly on a stinky plane, and the time Luke got honked at for 3 or 4 minutes straight. Oh, and it's Friday, so you know there's some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew reveal the big winners of the 2018 TBTL Challenge! (And they talk about soup a lot.)

Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss dog cloning, 3D movies, and a high-concept idea involving a digital-age Colonel Kurtz.

Luke and Andrew discuss the latest trend in sneezing and why people in Taiwan are stocking up on toilet paper. Luke also breaks out his guitar to cover some Tim Heidecker tunes.

Luke and Andrew learn some important Cyber Security Tips and also try to figure out why the children of the world can't even hold pencils anymore (spoiler alert: It's all that dang touch-screening.)

Luke joins the show from Portland, where he has plans to get his nephew to appreciate him more. He and Andrew discuss the upcoming Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, Quincy Jones' unnecessary apology, and why Theodore Murray is driving Andrew nutso. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Andrew tries to teach Luke some Radio 101 after picking up some tips at KIRO Radio. Plus, the sports world is mad at a very mediocre Olympian, but we're impressed with her.

Luke and Andrew try out some new improv characters that they believe will change the media landscape. Plus, Luke is dubious of a story about a fart on an airplane, and Andrew is intrigued by the idea of "secular lent."

Things get off to a weird start (then get a little weirder) as Luke and Andrew try to discuss a mystery noise plaguing a Canadian city and what airline pilots mean when the claim to "arrive early" at a destination.

Luke is back, after getting negged by some referees in an airport lounge. He and Andrew celebrate President's Day with a look at Presidential exercise routines and a listener voicemail for the ages.

Andrew discovers that listeners left many voicemails while trying to call into the live 24-hour marathon. We take a listen. Plus, The StuBot tells us what his life has been like since he became a viral internet sensation.

TBTL Friendos Nick Jarin and Hanna Brooks Olsen swing by to flex their Seattle knowledge, help Andrew through a horribly embarrassing situation, and figure out why Hanna stopped listening to TBTL. Plus, the Jamaican bobsled team runs into some very last minute trouble, and Taylor Swift gets dissed by a judge.

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Luke is getting into heavy metal (especially if it's played by children), and Andrew's taking his bone collecting habit to the next level.

Luke swings by Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, where Cranky Yandy has some hot takes about his local Cat Cafe. Plus, L.L. Bean changes is famous "lifetime return" policy.

Andrew gets a surprise massage from a drunk guy and finds it oddly enjoyable. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked by the candor of Seattle Hometown Music Hero Quincy Jones.

Luke discovers an online windfall, which has Cranky Yandy wishing he had "Fireworks" money. Plus, one of the longer discussions of Printer Formatting you're likely to hear this week on a moderately popular podcast.

Luke and Andrew are amazed by, delighted by and in awe of the Tesla that Elon Musk just shot into space. Plus, someone stole some intellectual property from Luke (Dr. Katz's son, we're looking in your direction.)

Luke has some ideas for a new TBTL segment, but he has to run them by Andrew first. Plus, there's a lot of Ramblin' On A Road To Nowhere With Some Jive Talk.

Luke and Andrew are back, baby! They look back at their 24-hour misadventures, dissect some of yesterday's best and worst Super Bowl commercials, and accidentally talk about a viral video produced by their former employers.

The TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon concludes with a live show at Re-Bar in Seattle, and things get a little chippy! Luke, Sean, Jen and Andrew sing some songs, argue about Rock 'n' Roll, and share some homemade candles with their lovers.

It's part 9 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon, and it's the final show from the van! Andrew asks Luke, Sean and Jen to talk about TBTL in the old days, and listeners call-in to talk about what TBTL means to them. And everyone tries not to cry.

Japan's #1 Mixer, Sean DeTore, joins the show for Part 8 of the TBTL 24-Hour Vaniversary Marathon! As sleep deprivation starts to wear on Luke and Andrew, they ask Genevieve to wake them up with a bird-watching tour of Seattle! And we call-up celebrated Minnesota viral media star StuBot, who's (let's face it) a little drunk.

On part 7 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon, Jen "Flash" Andrews hops on the bus to report The News From Roslyn, including a fierce debate over a "toddler park"? Plus, Luke shares a disastrous moment he recently had on stage, and we get a last-minute hop-on from a very special TBTL friendo!

It's part 6 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary Marathon! Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement brave the snowy Snoqualmie pass as they head out into Eastern Washington to pick up a special guest. They get a little help from MSNBC's Chris Hayes and a box of Trivial Pursuit cards from 1992.

In part 5 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary Marathon, Phyllis takes the wheel! P-Fletch offers Luke, Andrew, Camaro Kev and David From The Basement a tour of places in Seattle that had a big impact on her life. Plus, they watch the sun rise! Isn't that nice?

It's Part 4 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary 24-Hour Marathon! We meet up with some listeners at Green Lake, where Luke and David From The Basement lead an early-morning jog, while Andrew grills Camero Kev about 3D movies. We also have a run-in with some folks who aren't thrilled to see our van, and Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher hops aboard.

The TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon rolls on, late into the night. In part 3, Camaro Kev hops on to offer Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement an energy drink tutorial. Plus, a simple plan to eat Jack In The Box goes very wrong.

It's the second leg of the 10th Vaniversary 24-hour marathon, and we get some hop-ons. Carey brings a box of survival gifts, and David From The Basement finds room to stretch his legs. Plus, a special edition of TBTL Dream Catchers!

It's part one of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary 24-hour marathon! Luke and Andrew board the back of a Sprinter van and head to The Bay City. They hear from callers from around the country and discuss travel supplies, Minecraft, and their life goals (or in Andrew's case, lack thereof.)

Hello there, and welcome to the Wonderful World of TBTL! What's a TBTL you ask? Great question! It's a daily podcast featuring two longtime friends (Luke and Andrew) who start each episode with plans to cover the day's news, but usually end up discussing their personal lives. Lives that revolve mostly around cased meats and male pattern baldness. We're so glad you're here, and to celebrate the occasion we've recorded a special introductory episode of the show. We're calling it "What The Hell Is TBTL?" And we hope it fills you in on who Luke and Andrew are and why TBTL is worth listening to. If nothing else, you'll get to hear Luke's mom's strategy for stealing lattes from IKEA. Enjoy! Find out where to subscribe here! Already a TBTL Ten? Looking for the link to the TBTL Challenge? Click here! Wanna meet some other TBTL listeners? Check out the sTens Facebook page, run by TBTL fans for TBTL fans! Still have questions? This should answer them.

Luke and Andrew make final preparations before their big 24-hour podcast marathon and 10th Vaniversary show. They also announce the new TBTL Challenge!

The science is in, and it's not good news for people who stifle their sneezes. People like Andrew. He and Luke also discuss the best thing to do when you don't have cash for a tip, and they try to help listeners Emily and James deal with an awkward situation with their neighbor.

Luke and Andrew are getting pretty stressed out about the upcoming 24-hour marathon and anniversary show. They get some tips from a listener who's lived through something similar, and they finally settle on what to call the dang thing. Sort of. AND, they announce a listener-meetup on Saturday!

Luke and Andrew recap their Friday night misadventures, which ended with some stolen property and a lot of duck poop.

With the 24 Hour Marathon Show looming, Luke and Andrew try to figure out if they are "Order Muppets" or "Chaos Muppets", and if they could love a Robot Dog as much as a Rudy Dog.

Luke and Andrew try to come up with a name for their upcoming 24-hour marathon, but they just end up discussing Mike and the Mechanics lyrics. Plus, Radiohead (or someone else) is suing Lana Del Rey over a new song that sounds a lot like "Creep." We break the songs down, then we mash them up.

Luke and Andrew report the news of the day, including the fate of an 8-pound dog that was kidnapped by an eagle and a gym that's banning political news from its TV monitors. Plus, James Franco's questionable relationship with Tommy Wiseau and how a quest for cheap milk helped Luke's parents convert a man to Christianity.

Andrew is newly obsessed with the 1984 film "Rhinestone", featuring Dolly Parton and Sylvester Stallone. and he offers a full review. Meanwhile, Luke is turning an email problem into an email blessing. And they discuss the lack of rock 'n' roll mirrors in 2018 and why a friend of Luke's found beans in his bed.