TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke vigorously defends celery against the legions of celery haters out there. He also has an update on the giant lobster that was facing destruction in Australia. And a listener shares a scary story about an airplane trip over the Great Lakes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke and Andrew discover an amazing new product called "water bottles." They spread the word on that, and they discuss the world's most unexpected flag football success story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke and Carey found themselves in another scary boating adventure this weekend - and this one even made the news. Carey joins the show to talk about that. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss people who got Domino's tattoos in exchange for free pizza. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of the Seahawks' and Browns' opening games. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke is in a great mood, and it's 100% tree-related. He and Andrew also discuss Paul McCartney, The Noid, and why a Cleveland radio personality had to eat something very, very gross. Plus, it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

The Australian minister who got Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in trouble is now in his own hot water. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and they worry about things they've said to strangers. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Andrew is trying to figure out if he has air conditioning in his apartment, which doesn't seem like that hard of a puzzle to solve. He and Luke also discuss a new Twitter bug and their favorite (non-Browns-related) airplane music. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew discuss when it's okay to use your earbuds to avoid talking to people. And it turns out the grossest place in an airport is not the bathroom, according to science. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew come up with some very bad ideas for today's special Labor Day show, but thankfully, they abandon them. Instead, they decide to answer a listener's Back-To-School question.

The questionable fate of a giant lobster statue lead Luke an Andrew on and exploration of Australia's Big Things. Plus, Kiki Lolo swings by to reveal the two finalists of the Song of the Summer contest!

Andrew gets a peep of some of the signs that Luke's dad has painted over the years, and he is impressed! Plus, the Chinese government may be the perpetrators of the biggest art heist you can imagine. And, tickets for the TBTL Mariners night go on sale!

Andrew finally gets to watch the video of Luke driving Grave Digger, and he has some opinions! Also, Andrew takes a deep dive into the archives of his favorite podcast and is a little surprised by what he finds.

Luke and Andrew earn their "Old Man Yells At Cloud" cards as they discuss distracted drivers, fake tweets, and pre-season football games.

Luke examines his emotions after a somewhat unsettling performance at his monster truck event. Oh, and he blocks Andrew on Twitter.

Andrew ends up making a big (online) life decision during the show, while Luke preps for his big weekend of monster truck driving. Then Kiki Lolo swings by to share the latest results in the TBTL Song of the Summer contest! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke joins the show from the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a state that CLAIMS to be the first in flight. Andrew has some other ideas on that, though. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Northwest Nerd's Nick Jarin swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for the most relaxed, kicked-back, easy-breezy, nonchalant, carefree, chill-bro episode in TBTL history. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke joins the show from a sweltering Austin, Texas, where he just hosted an illicit - and loud - radio show in a hotel room. He and Andrew also discuss why people in Seattle should stop vacuuming their carpets for a week, why Andrew doesn't know how to greet people, and why Luke is scared of Texas fish. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit getquip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Eula Scott Bynoe and Jeannie Yandel swing by to talk about their new podcast "Battle Tactics For Your Sexist Workplace".

Luke's actual brother, David From The Basement, swings by to reveal the Round 1 winners of the 2018 Song of the Summer contest! Meanwhile, Luke is spending the day (and the podcast recording) in bed. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew get all the Dazzling Details about the long-standing feud between the creator of Monk and singer/songwriter Don McLean. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew reveal their haircut secrets and their barbershop conundrums. Plus, why a Mexican drug lord is causing traffic havoc in NYC and how McDonald's is replacing employees with robots. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre story of a man who went missing in a tiny Australian town where almost everyone is a suspect. Plus, TBTL presents it's long awaited review of the series finale of the hit ABC show, Dinosaurs. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew cover a lot ground today, including the story of the man who stole an airplane from Sea-Tac Airport this weekend, an in-depth review of AMC's Lodge 49, and some very timely Linda Trippe jokes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke's real brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to kick-off the 2018 TBTL Song of the Summer contest!

Luke and Andrew talk TBTL T Shirts, cleaning-related anxiety, robot speakers, and the world's best roulette player. Plus, after three weeks off, it's a BLURSDAY BLOWOUT!

Luke and Andrew kick off the show with some classic garbage anxiety and neighbor etiquette #content. Plus, according to the New York Times, Ludacris might be standing behind you at the Whole Foods checkout line right this very moment.

Luke and Carey had to take The Bay Kitty to the vet for a medical emergency. Luke fills-us in on that adventure. He and Andrew also discuss blue pills, red pills, and how Andrew's perfect neighborhood just got perfecter.

Luke and Andrew are back with news about their boats and tongues, respectively, and with a TBTL Summer Announcement!

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve are back on the roof for the final installment of TBTL's 2018 Car-tacular. Luke talks about the time he helped a friend sell a questionable vehicle that had a fun surprise inside. And Genevieve and Andrew try to find some common ground when it comes to their old Scion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

It's the penultimate episode of the 2018 TBTL Summer Car-tacular with Luke, Andrew and Genevieve! Andrew talks about the time he flew in a tiny plane (and whether the pilot lied to him.) Plus, what happens when Andrew goes to bed and Luke, Genevieve and Camero Kev get up to no-good. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free. lectric toothbrush.

Genevieve joins the show to debate an ongoing disagreement between her, Andrew and their barbecue grill. She also tells Luke her somewhat embarrassing bird story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve gather on the roof of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the strange things afoot at the Whole Foods down the street. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to chatting with grocery store cashiers? Genevieve has some strong opinions. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.

Genevieve joins Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev on the roof to talk about her first car and how she wrecked it while still buzzing from a hot game of Win, Lose or Draw. Plus, should you really have to know how to parallel park in order to get a driver's license? Luke has some thoughts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

The 2018 TBTL Summer Spectacu-Car continues (Official name still pending.) Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew's second car, a 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Plus, why Luke needs to be more careful at gas stations.

It's Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Car-Tacular! (Looks like we might be sticking with that name for a while?) Luke tells Andrew and Camaro Kev about his questionable 1981 Cressida station wagon and the sketchy circumstances that brought it into his life. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

TBTL's 2018 Summer Car-tacular rolls on! (Official name still pending.) Camero Kev joins the show to talk about the car that he is named after: A 1985 Z28 that you sometimes had to start with a stick. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

It's Day 2 of the TBTL Summer Show Special: Cars 3: Life Is A Highway Edition! (Official name still pending.) Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew's first car, a 1986 Dodge Caravan with wooden sides and a removable "couch." . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke, Andrew and Camero Kev gather on the rooftop of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to kick-off TBTL's Summer Car Spectacular (official name still pending.) They discuss Luke's first car, a 1980 Honda Civic. They also discuss DIY car stereo repair, R.E.M., and Discman buffering. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Andrew rejoins the show after his oral surgery, and he's pretty sure he has a speech impediment. Plus, a small typo has a large effect on Jeopardy! And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and DFTB step onto the Burbank Springs porch for one final sunset before David moves back to Seattle.

Kiki Lolo joins Luke from an LA thunderstorm to discuss wet jeans, racist MLB pitchers, and total eclipses of hearts.

Luke hosts the show solo, and discusses the 'S-Town' lawsuit, Sacha Baron Cohen's new show, and the oldest toast ever discovered. Mostly though, he talks about visiting Menchie's frozen yogurt. Like, he. will. not. let. it. go.

Luke took some friends and family out on his boat this weekend. Things could not have gone more wrong.

Andrew heads off to the wilds of NY for a wedding, so TBTL Friendo Nora McInerny from "Terrible Thanks for Asking" steps in to discuss sheds, consumer culture, parenting, and because it's Nora, officiating the funeral of a man who married a stranger at the Mall of America. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Andrew is gearing up for a late-night flight to the wilds of New York State. Plus, we learn new details about how Sacha Baron Cohen was able to score interviews with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew talk documentaries, Starship, Mark Harbinger, and Starbucks' decision to go strawless (and possibly strapless.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke is upset over a recent online purchase, and Andrew gets On His Media. Hard. Plus, Brits are trying to make an old song the #1 single in their country in advance of President Trump's visit, and the Washington Post uses a hilarious source for a story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew check-in after a marathon recording session over the weekend. Plus, Luke is excited to learn of Sasha Baron Cohen's upcoming project, and they find out why Luke's time was incorrectly recorded during the Fourth Of July Fun Run. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

A man won a multi-million lawsuit against the U.S. Postal Service over a new stamp. Luke is very dubious of the decision. Plus, he and Andrew try to solve a listener's neighbor problem. And it's Friday, so it's time for some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew look back on their respective July 4th holidays and immediately regret everything they say. You know, like a typical TBTL show. Plus, it turns out the most underrated poet in the country works for a hot dog eating contest. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.