TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew are back with news about their boats and tongues, respectively, and with a TBTL Summer Announcement!

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve are back on the roof for the final installment of TBTL's 2018 Car-tacular. Luke talks about the time he helped a friend sell a questionable vehicle that had a fun surprise inside. And Genevieve and Andrew try to find some common ground when it comes to their old Scion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

It's the penultimate episode of the 2018 TBTL Summer Car-tacular with Luke, Andrew and Genevieve! Andrew talks about the time he flew in a tiny plane (and whether the pilot lied to him.) Plus, what happens when Andrew goes to bed and Luke, Genevieve and Camero Kev get up to no-good. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free. lectric toothbrush.

Genevieve joins the show to debate an ongoing disagreement between her, Andrew and their barbecue grill. She also tells Luke her somewhat embarrassing bird story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve gather on the roof of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the strange things afoot at the Whole Foods down the street. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to chatting with grocery store cashiers? Genevieve has some strong opinions. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.

Genevieve joins Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev on the roof to talk about her first car and how she wrecked it while still buzzing from a hot game of Win, Lose or Draw. Plus, should you really have to know how to parallel park in order to get a driver's license? Luke has some thoughts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

The 2018 TBTL Summer Spectacu-Car continues (Official name still pending.) Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew's second car, a 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Plus, why Luke needs to be more careful at gas stations.

It's Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Car-Tacular! (Looks like we might be sticking with that name for a while?) Luke tells Andrew and Camaro Kev about his questionable 1981 Cressida station wagon and the sketchy circumstances that brought it into his life. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

TBTL's 2018 Summer Car-tacular rolls on! (Official name still pending.) Camero Kev joins the show to talk about the car that he is named after: A 1985 Z28 that you sometimes had to start with a stick. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

It's Day 2 of the TBTL Summer Show Special: Cars 3: Life Is A Highway Edition! (Official name still pending.) Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew's first car, a 1986 Dodge Caravan with wooden sides and a removable "couch." . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke, Andrew and Camero Kev gather on the rooftop of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to kick-off TBTL's Summer Car Spectacular (official name still pending.) They discuss Luke's first car, a 1980 Honda Civic. They also discuss DIY car stereo repair, R.E.M., and Discman buffering. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Andrew rejoins the show after his oral surgery, and he's pretty sure he has a speech impediment. Plus, a small typo has a large effect on Jeopardy! And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and DFTB step onto the Burbank Springs porch for one final sunset before David moves back to Seattle.

Kiki Lolo joins Luke from an LA thunderstorm to discuss wet jeans, racist MLB pitchers, and total eclipses of hearts.

Luke hosts the show solo, and discusses the 'S-Town' lawsuit, Sacha Baron Cohen's new show, and the oldest toast ever discovered. Mostly though, he talks about visiting Menchie's frozen yogurt. Like, he. will. not. let. it. go.

Luke took some friends and family out on his boat this weekend. Things could not have gone more wrong.

Andrew heads off to the wilds of NY for a wedding, so TBTL Friendo Nora McInerny from "Terrible Thanks for Asking" steps in to discuss sheds, consumer culture, parenting, and because it's Nora, officiating the funeral of a man who married a stranger at the Mall of America. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Andrew is gearing up for a late-night flight to the wilds of New York State. Plus, we learn new details about how Sacha Baron Cohen was able to score interviews with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew talk documentaries, Starship, Mark Harbinger, and Starbucks' decision to go strawless (and possibly strapless.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke is upset over a recent online purchase, and Andrew gets On His Media. Hard. Plus, Brits are trying to make an old song the #1 single in their country in advance of President Trump's visit, and the Washington Post uses a hilarious source for a story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew check-in after a marathon recording session over the weekend. Plus, Luke is excited to learn of Sasha Baron Cohen's upcoming project, and they find out why Luke's time was incorrectly recorded during the Fourth Of July Fun Run. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

A man won a multi-million lawsuit against the U.S. Postal Service over a new stamp. Luke is very dubious of the decision. Plus, he and Andrew try to solve a listener's neighbor problem. And it's Friday, so it's time for some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew look back on their respective July 4th holidays and immediately regret everything they say. You know, like a typical TBTL show. Plus, it turns out the most underrated poet in the country works for a hot dog eating contest. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew get together over a sizzling grill to celebrate one of America's most beloved and most ridiculed foods: The Hot Dog. They also head to Safeco Field to find out what people are putting on their hot dogs at the ball park, and Splendid Table host Francis Lam joins them to justify dedicating one hour of public radio airtime to cased meats.

Luke is dealing with Nipple Issues and other health problems. Meanwhile, Andrew knows a secret, but doesn't trust Luke with the information, so Luke tries to trick Phyllis into divulging it.

Luke is about to go on a hike with the fam, and he needs some dog-related advice. Plus, a newspaper write-up about TBTL has Andrew scratching his head. And David From The Basement swings by to talk a little Mariners and Seahawks in a special episode of No Point Conversion!

Luke has the strangest restaurant experience in his life, and Andrew learns an important Carol King-related lesson. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Andrew is giddy to be done with a big project, and Luke's desire for low-carb chips leads him on an epic journey. Plus, what astronauts do when one necktie is simply not enough.

Luke learns a very important lesson about air travel after finding himself in a tense situation. Plus, he and Andrew discuss yet another story of Art Restoration Gone Horribly Wrong.

Luke hits the road again and joins Andrew from rural Illinois, where he just drove a gosh dang MONSTER TRUCK. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew cap-off their Great Hitchhiking Adventure (and the TBTL-a-Thon!) with a show at listener Jami's house in Columbus, Mississippi, with Tens of Tens! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke & Andrew continue making their way south after getting picked up by a woman who may or may not have been a compulsive liar. Plus TBTL-a-Thon 9 enters day five with an APM Celebrity Cameo.

It is Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke and Andrew check-in from a motel that time forgot on Route 66 in Missouri after trying to hitchhike to Springfield. Please help support this podcast by donating today!

Luke and Andrew find themselves in Kansas City, MO, after 11 hours of bus travel and an impromptu listener meet-up. Now they have their minds on two things: Hitchhiking to Springfield, and games you can play with your mitt when you're playing outfield in Little League. This is all part of TBTL-a-Thon 9, so thank you for donating to keep this show alive!

It's Day 2 of TBTL-a-Thon 9: Life Is A Highway Edition! Luke and Andrew try hitchhiking in Iowa, and find themselves staring down some pretty massive storm clouds -- and flash flood warnings.

Luke and Andrew start out at the APM Mother Ship in St. Paul and head south towards Waterloo Iowa (with the help of Nora and The StuBot). Along the way they discuss shed-living, motherhood, and if this whole hitchhiking to Mississippi thing is a bad idea (spoiler alert: it is). Plus, today's show marks the start of TBTL-A-THON 9! Please Donate to keep the show going!

Luke and Andrew make the final preparations before their big, questionable journey to Mississippi with a little help from a foreign hitchhiker. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew did not win the Boston public radio contest they entered. But they have a plan. Oh, do they have a plan. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

THE MPR RACCOON IS SAFE! And Luke and Andrew are very happy about this news. Plus, NASA is trying to take moon dust away from old ladies, and Luke and Andrew's hitchhiking anxieties are climbing. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew are very concerned about the raccoon stuck on a tall building outside Minnesota Public Radio. They might be too concerned. Also, Luke helps Andrew with an email dilemma that Andrew walked right into. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew find out during the show that they're signed-up to host an event that they don't know about. They also discuss Andrew's dissent into cassette-tape madness, and Luke finds hope in an article about baldness cures. Oh, and a pancake company got everyone to talk about it for four days. Props to them, we guess. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew remember Anthony Bourdain and mourn his loss. Plus, Luke places his first PostMates order. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.

Luke's travels to Chicago take him on a surprise detour through Andrew's booze-soaked Eagle's aerie. Plus, the NBA executive who loves high collars ends up losing his job over fake twitter accounts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

The rash of serial public defecation continues across America, but one of the culprits has been caught. TBTL brings you the latest. Plus, Luke ordered a steak at Applebee's. It was pretty good. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.

Luke and Andrew set up shop in the back yard of Burbank Springs to talk Hot Dogs and Andrew's growing Bellingham Fan Base.

Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to get some podcasting advice from Recognized Masters Luke & Andrew. Plus, Luke uncovers the secret to getting 150k views on your Youtube video (it involves the music of Rascal Flatts.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew announce their ridiculously ambitious, completely ill-advised, and undeniably foolish plans for this year's TBTL-a-Thon journey to Mississippi. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

An NBA exec is accused of using burner Twitter accounts to anonymously defend his fashion choices, among other things. Plus, Andrew finds a new audio toy, and we introduce a new, saucy feline character to the show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

David From The Basement joins the show to give us the inside scoop on what happened behind the scenes yesterday when Starbucks shut down thousands of its stores. Plus, Luke and Andrew review the radio experiment they tried yesterday. They also talk about a million other topics that we simply cannot list here, but some of them were probably entertaining. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

Luke and Andrew try to act like radio professionals for once in their dang lives. They take calls from listeners both seeking and offering advice on everything from cutting onions to travelling wrinkle-free. (Actually, that's it, really. Just those two topics.) Plus, Luke's swimming pool is the wrong color, but he's not letting that get him down. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.