TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to kick-off their special week of holiday shows focusing on a few of their favorite things. Today's secret topic involves old pianos and Andrew stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer.

Luke and Andrew are gearing up for Christmas. Luke is planning some very last minute shopping, and he explains why he almost missed his live show in Portland last night. Plus, it's a final Christmas-themed Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Comedian and TBTL friendo Andy Haynes swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat since he's performing just a few blocks away this weekend. He discusses his work on the critically acclaimed TV show "World's Flattest Butts" and his journey to reclaim the crown as America's #1 Comedian.

Luke watched a film that he's afraid may have changed his life, and Andrew got screamed at in a "taco joint." Plus, actor Alfonso Ribeiro is suing Fortnite for using the dance he came up with as Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Kiki Lolo joins the show to offer some advice to gift-givers this holiday season. Plus, Luke set up a camera in his kitchen to catch a sneaky, four-legged prowler. He and Andrew keep an eye on the video feed from Seattle. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke shares a fascinating story that explains some of the science behind dreams. Andrew is INTO IT. Luke also has some advice for balding talk show guests. And they look back on a mixed weekend of sports with the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew try to decipher an important song from Luke's musical past, and they review a new remake of one of their favorite films (based on the trailer and soundtrack.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke's neighbor on the flight to Chicago has some very annoying habits and a questionable photo on his phone. Meanwhile Andrew remembers back to a time he tried to remember something. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke's in New York City, where he's discovering that Lyft drivers are very different in the Big Apple. Plus, Andrew explains why he almost swore at an old lady yesterday. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.

A scientist says he's identified the funniest words in the English language. Luke and Andrew will be the judge of that! Plus, Andrew confesses to an encyclopedia-related sin, and he and Luke break down the Seahawk's Monday night win in a complicated installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Jeannie Yandel joins the show from the hit podcast Battle Tactics For Your Sexist Workplace to list her favorite holiday beverages. She and Andrew also discuss a disturbing new trend among Hawaiian monk seals, and they pick a new host for the Oscars. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke has a plan to jog to the airport this afternoon, but will the Wizards at Avis rent a sweaty Luke a car? Plus, an aquarium claps back at Apple over a new squid emoji. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.

Tom Cruise wants to make sure everyone's flat-screen TVs are set up properly to watch his high-def action movies. Luke and Andrew call up their own A/V expert, Camero Kev, to fact check Maverick's claims. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.

Luke's Los Angeles adventure continues with a trip to a selfie museum and a meal at Moby's vegan restaurant. Plus, Andrew helps PETA come up with more animal-safe idioms. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.

Luke faces some demons on his trip to Los Angeles (aka, The Big Apple Down Under.) Plus, an artist buys a Banksy painting so he can destroy it. And Luke and Andrew talk about the weekend in sports in a Tuesday edition of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.

Noted Public Transportation Enthusiast (and the longest running co-bro of Andrew's life) Genevieve Haas joins the show to tell Luke and Andrew how she found herself in two bus-related adventures on the same day. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.

A new "study" says that women sleep better when they share a bed with a dog instead of a cat or a human. Plus, Luke's experiment in making homemade crackers goes a little south. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke made homemade ranch dressing last night. Was it a Hidden Valley Ranch party in his mouth? The results are in! Plus, listeners help decide the final name of the TBTL Valentine's show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Listeners weigh-in with suggestions for the name of the upcoming TBTL Valentine's Day special. Plus, an Australian writer explains why Americans never get the Australian accent right. And speaking of Australia, a giant cow from Down Under is making international headlines. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Andrew just got the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners, but he has a lot of work to do before he can use it. Meanwhile, Luke is reading Michael Pollan books and clearing out his cupboards. L & A also pay tribute to actor, magician and all-around amazing guy Ricky Jay, who died this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew share their Thanksgiving adventures (Luke's involved running a 13 mile race; Andrew's involved a feast served off of a pool table.) Plus, Luke has many more Dazzling Deets about the Christmas tree industry, and he and Andrew celebrate some big wins in this week's No Point Conversion! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Andrew presents his list of the best foods to eat as leftovers while Luke tries to figure out how to recreate his favorite restaurant dish at home.

Luke reveals his long-anticipated list of Top 7 Thanksgiving Foods. He and Andrew also make a promise they cannot keep; Namely, to keep the episode short today.

Luke and Andrew debate one of the most pressing questions of our time: How often to wash out a coffee pot. Plus, a journalist reveals the secrets of a quirky L.A. icon. Did he go to far?

Luke's smart phone is getting smarter, and Andrew catches a sidewalk sinner in the act. Plus, accusations of flatulence-related sabotage soil the world dart championship.

Luke had an embarrassing moment during a comedy contest he was judging this weekend. Plus, Andrew's got an update on the missing package that disappeared from his old house, and Luke's working on a new bumper sticker slogan.

TBTL Oh-Dark Qwerty: The Early Blurg Gets The Podcast week wraps up with a special Friday edition of TBTL! Luke and Andrew talk about the feel-good story of the year that ended up being a scam. Plus, a rare Friday edition of No Point Conversion rears its head after an eventful Seahawks match-up against Green Bay. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

The TBTL Morning Zoo Crew do what it do! Luke and Andrew dig into a somewhat befuddling interview with Alex Trebek from Vulture Magazine, and Luke takes a stand against a certain word often used in songs. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Sean DeTore swings by to hang out with the TBTL Morning Zoo and share recipes for Cheese-less Mac & Cheese. Meanwhile, Luke saw a movie he loved but had the experience ruined by a loud talker behind him. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

It's Day 2 of the TBTL Morning Zoo! Luke and Andrew share notes from listeners who are also getting their Early Blurg on this week. They also discuss the legacy of Stan Lee, who just passed away, and how the trial of El Chapo is shaping up in New York City. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

TBTL's early morning experiment begins! Luke and Andrew wake up at 5am to talk about "bankruptcy barrels", over-apologizing, and why Luke bought 500 gallons of spring water this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

The Mystery Of Andrew's Missing Package continues today when a key witness calls him up during the show. Plus, Luke explains why he doesn't like diagonal walls. They also discuss journalistic ethics after Andrew discovers he had key information about a competing radio show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke & Andrew announce big plans for next week's shows and take an unexpectedly deep dive into the show "God Friended Me". Plus, Andrew argues both sides of a McDonalds Quarter Pounder With Cheese case, which leaves Luke hungry. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to analyze last night's election coverage on both radio and television. Plus, Andrew explains why he barks into a mirror before leaving the house. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke is bouncing off the walls as he waits for midterm election results to start trickling in. Meanwhile, Andrew is daydreaming about demolition derbies of years gone by. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke explains why he took some time away from TBTL last week, and how that has led to some important life decisions for him. Plus, Andrew is growing virtual parsnips. They also discuss the Browns and the Seahawks in the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Oprah is going around knocking on doors and surprising the hell out of voters in Georgia, Alec Baldwin makes the news again (so he must have punched someone, right?), and another American dog gets detained by Australian authorities. Plus, Andrew celebrates one year of smoke-free living, and it's a Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Hanna Brooks Olsen stops by to talk about the science of skipping stones, grocery store parking lots, bucket hats, and how we accidentally buried the lede on our Booger McFarland story.

Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween in the traditional manner by discussing bit coin mining operations and arguing over Blake Bortles jokes. Plus, a company decides that workers shouldn't drink more than four beers during the workday.

A flu-ridden Luke records the show from bed, a practice that he's considering making more permanent. Plus, Andrew makes a friend on an airplane, someone named Booger is angering people with his flying chair, and there's an update on the Case of the Pooping Principal. Also, the huge news coming out of the Cleveland Browns camp is covered in this week's No Point Conversion.

Luke hosts the show solo and finds himself wandering down all sorts of conversational rabbit holes he didn't plan on including: The Events in Pittsburgh, Vegetarianism, Best Buy's Automated Phone System, Body Image, and The Comedy of Adam Sandler.

Luke and Andrew wrap-up their series of shows about childhood pets with a look at Andrew's life on the "farm" and a cat that entered Luke's life just when he needed it most. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!

Luke and Andrew continue their mini-series about pets they used to own by looking back on their pet hamsters (and revisiting some old episodes of Garfield and Friends. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew kick-off a three part series looking back at their childhood pets...and, apparently, how to talk to appliance repairmen who are going through a divorce. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\

Luke starts the show spaced out on cold medicine and is disappointed to learn there's a downside to his new "Meatless" lifestyle. Meanwhile Andrew navigates a Cheese-filled work lunch, and the guys hatch a plan to get up at 5am for an *entire* week to see if it improves their lives. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew realize they can't afford not to buy Mega Millions this week. Plus, a new Tetris Champ is crowned, and the rise of single use bathrooms raises a new challenge, what do you say the person waiting for you about the... um... odor? Luke has some ideas. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!

Luke's adventures in online therapy take a strange turn. Plus, he and Andrew finally deliver on some topical Rod Blagojevich hot takes. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\

Luke is amazed and befuddled by the microwave instructions on his Trader Joe's Enchilada. He and Andrew also discuss a crisis in the Tab community and a hot air balloon that is upsetting Australians. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke is trying a new approach to therapy, and it's already going sideways. Plus, The Seattle Times validate's what Andrew said after his experience at the impound lot this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\

Luke is considering taking his cat on a walk with a leash, and Andrew's excited about an upcoming TBTL promo on his favorite podcast. Plus, a police officer helps lure a giant pig home, home the internet got all internety over a bagel emoji. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.