TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew explains why he called 911 over the weekend and why he regrets doing so. Plus, Luke is dealing with a head cold that is probably Andrew's fault. And it's a Monday, so we review the Seahawks' win and the Browns' loss in the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!

It's a live edition TBTL from Bauhaus Brew Labs in Minneapolis! Luke and Andrew are joined on stage by their buddy Nora McInerny (from Terrible Thanks For Asking) with appearances by Kiki Lolo and The StuBot!

Luke and Andrew return to "Studio P" to discuss Liam Neeson's relationship with a very special horse, some Holy Water that's going to need to be Re-Holy'd, and an obvious fact about the Beatles that eluded Luke for 42 years.

Luke and Andrew had quite the night at St. Paul's legendary Mancini's Char House and met some new friends. And their friend and colleague Stu "Riverboi" Neuman swings by to bring you the top stories coming out of St. Cloud, MN.

Luke and Andrew get excited about their upcoming trip to Mancini's Char House in St. Paul, and they rank America's most celebrated blue collar poets. We also learn, thanks to the New York Times, that Luke is a "time optimist" and Andrew is a "time realist." This explains a lot.

Luke and Andrew are at the American Public Media Mother Ship in St. Paul talking about drunk birds, art "pranks", and the time someone wrote Andrew a Million Dollar Check.

Andrew gives Luke a full report on his visit to the dermatologist's office yesterday, against everyone's better judgement. Plus, a man realizes the rock he's been using as a doorstop is worth more money than his house. And we hear from a listener who thinks the big trending internet story of the day is a hoax.

Luke drank a bad can of Diet Coke, and now he's probably going to die on air. Plus, Alex Trebek moderates a debate, and it does not go well at all! And we meet a Maine woman who makes art out of moose poop.

Luke and Andrew begin the show early so they can receive the very first Presidential Alert text message live on the show. It. Is. THRILLING. They also discuss the first public-scooter-related DUI, and Andrew has a food-related confession.

Luke and Andrew announce the details of next week's live show in Minneapolis (Thurs 10/11 at Bauhaus Brew Labs, 7:30PM!), and they already know what mistakes they are going to make on stage. Plus, a man in Oregon booby-traps his house in a very dangerous (but admittedly fascinating) way.

Luke and Andrew discuss dermatology, famous assassins, and the Half Marathon Luke ran over the weekend. Plus, a news story about a "gender reveal" party gone wrong leads to some confessions from Andrew. And Luke and Andrew discuss the bonkers Browns and Seahawks games in this week's No Point Conversion.

Luke's voice and brain are scrambled, despite making good decisions the night before. And on the subject of things that are scrambled, Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre popularity of Taco Bell breakfast, despite the fact that even Taco Bell admits their coffee is horrible. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke is back at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to recap last night's TBTL Mariners event and to discuss his "boyfriend shirt." Plus, a man in Ireland does what we all want to do at the airport. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to hear about Andrew's barbershop adventures and to share the worst press release he's received in a while. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Philly's hockey team just unveiled their new mascot, and it is NOT getting the respect it clearly deserves. Plus, Luke and Andrew learn something amazing about the TV show Growing Pains. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew discuss the Washington Post's feature on Chevy Chase, which does not exactly paint the comedian in glory. Plus, a seafood proprietor in Maine has started getting her lobsters stoned before boiling them, and scientists are experimenting with giving octopodes ecstasy. Plus, it's a Monday, so we discuss the Seahawks and Browns in the latest installment of No Point Conversion! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Andrew regrets his opening joke and Luke decides to play voicemail message his agent left him that literally starts with the words "this is off the record"... so you can imagine how that ends. Also, way more about the performer "Afroman" than you were expecting, and Andrew gets a do-over on his joke at the end of the show - with mixed results. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke helps Andrew prepare for the Browns football party he's throwing tonight. They argue about bean dip. Plus, Maroon 5 is tapped to perform at the Super Bowl, and people are NOT happy about it. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

A video of two guys from Boston is burning up the internet, and it's very relevant to our TBTL interests. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

A report claims that people are getting divorced because of the video game Fortnite. Andrew decides to put his own relationship to a test by downloading the game. Plus, Luke finds out what people think of his job as a podcaster after seeing him in action. And it's a special Tuesday edition of No Point Conversion! . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke tried a new approach to public speaking this weekend, and it may change everything he does from this point forward. Meanwhile, the mysterious sound of children singing late into the night has an English village very creeped-out.

Despite some interesting logistical hurdles, Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement get together to reveal this year's TBTL Song of the Summer! Plus, Luke and David dissect the latest developments on Bachelor in Paradise. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke and Andrew talk about old school vacuums and CNN's dubious list of advice for staying trim during football season. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke vigorously defends celery against the legions of celery haters out there. He also has an update on the giant lobster that was facing destruction in Australia. And a listener shares a scary story about an airplane trip over the Great Lakes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke and Andrew discover an amazing new product called "water bottles." They spread the word on that, and they discuss the world's most unexpected flag football success story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke and Carey found themselves in another scary boating adventure this weekend - and this one even made the news. Carey joins the show to talk about that. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss people who got Domino's tattoos in exchange for free pizza. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of the Seahawks' and Browns' opening games. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.

Luke is in a great mood, and it's 100% tree-related. He and Andrew also discuss Paul McCartney, The Noid, and why a Cleveland radio personality had to eat something very, very gross. Plus, it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

The Australian minister who got Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in trouble is now in his own hot water. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and they worry about things they've said to strangers. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Andrew is trying to figure out if he has air conditioning in his apartment, which doesn't seem like that hard of a puzzle to solve. He and Luke also discuss a new Twitter bug and their favorite (non-Browns-related) airplane music. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew discuss when it's okay to use your earbuds to avoid talking to people. And it turns out the grossest place in an airport is not the bathroom, according to science. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew come up with some very bad ideas for today's special Labor Day show, but thankfully, they abandon them. Instead, they decide to answer a listener's Back-To-School question.

The questionable fate of a giant lobster statue lead Luke an Andrew on and exploration of Australia's Big Things. Plus, Kiki Lolo swings by to reveal the two finalists of the Song of the Summer contest!

Andrew gets a peep of some of the signs that Luke's dad has painted over the years, and he is impressed! Plus, the Chinese government may be the perpetrators of the biggest art heist you can imagine. And, tickets for the TBTL Mariners night go on sale!

Andrew finally gets to watch the video of Luke driving Grave Digger, and he has some opinions! Also, Andrew takes a deep dive into the archives of his favorite podcast and is a little surprised by what he finds.

Luke and Andrew earn their "Old Man Yells At Cloud" cards as they discuss distracted drivers, fake tweets, and pre-season football games.

Luke examines his emotions after a somewhat unsettling performance at his monster truck event. Oh, and he blocks Andrew on Twitter.

Andrew ends up making a big (online) life decision during the show, while Luke preps for his big weekend of monster truck driving. Then Kiki Lolo swings by to share the latest results in the TBTL Song of the Summer contest! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke joins the show from the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a state that CLAIMS to be the first in flight. Andrew has some other ideas on that, though. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Northwest Nerd's Nick Jarin swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for the most relaxed, kicked-back, easy-breezy, nonchalant, carefree, chill-bro episode in TBTL history. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke joins the show from a sweltering Austin, Texas, where he just hosted an illicit - and loud - radio show in a hotel room. He and Andrew also discuss why people in Seattle should stop vacuuming their carpets for a week, why Andrew doesn't know how to greet people, and why Luke is scared of Texas fish. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit getquip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Eula Scott Bynoe and Jeannie Yandel swing by to talk about their new podcast "Battle Tactics For Your Sexist Workplace".

Luke's actual brother, David From The Basement, swings by to reveal the Round 1 winners of the 2018 Song of the Summer contest! Meanwhile, Luke is spending the day (and the podcast recording) in bed. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew get all the Dazzling Details about the long-standing feud between the creator of Monk and singer/songwriter Don McLean. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew reveal their haircut secrets and their barbershop conundrums. Plus, why a Mexican drug lord is causing traffic havoc in NYC and how McDonald's is replacing employees with robots. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre story of a man who went missing in a tiny Australian town where almost everyone is a suspect. Plus, TBTL presents it's long awaited review of the series finale of the hit ABC show, Dinosaurs. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke and Andrew cover a lot ground today, including the story of the man who stole an airplane from Sea-Tac Airport this weekend, an in-depth review of AMC's Lodge 49, and some very timely Linda Trippe jokes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.

Luke's real brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to kick-off the 2018 TBTL Song of the Summer contest!

Luke and Andrew talk TBTL T Shirts, cleaning-related anxiety, robot speakers, and the world's best roulette player. Plus, after three weeks off, it's a BLURSDAY BLOWOUT!

Luke and Andrew kick off the show with some classic garbage anxiety and neighbor etiquette #content. Plus, according to the New York Times, Ludacris might be standing behind you at the Whole Foods checkout line right this very moment.

Luke and Carey had to take The Bay Kitty to the vet for a medical emergency. Luke fills-us in on that adventure. He and Andrew also discuss blue pills, red pills, and how Andrew's perfect neighborhood just got perfecter.