Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Teamster Force me you will pay me ! Keep the drill in sight at all times? Got it! Only respond to calls you tell me to? No problem boss dude. Malicious compliance backfire Karen wants to book a kids birthday party, doesn’t want to deal with a call centre and demands to be put through to the store. Because of Karen antics her booking got taken and she missed out on the party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where 2 IDWL in a row, and a fake dismissal Who ticked in your cornflakes? Just because I have long hair doesn't mean I work at Guitar Center Hospital security IDWHLs the wrong guy Orange is not the new Black Had to IDWHL at home to a rude lady. Also contains some petty revenge. I don't work here, lady: Best Buy Edition Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Taking Down Bridezilla Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, face the consequences. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Make an individual ticket for each case? So be it. "Do it in your way" so we "cheated" Must notify manager to use restroom The footlong saga New rules are going to cost you your business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM tells me my 14 year old sister “was asking” to be harassed, gets roundly embarassed. My entitled aunt and her evil kids killed our snake My childhood friend had a scandal in school when be tried to kiss multiple girls after inviting them over for recording sessions. His mother blindly defended him and that just made him go over the edge. A few years later he impersonated a doctor's assistant and sexually harassed multiple women amd minors over the span of 3 years at his home at the guise of medical experiments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM tells me my 14 year old sister “was asking” to be harassed, gets roundly embarassed. My entitled aunt and her evil kids killed our snake My childhood friend had a scandal in school when be tried to kiss multiple girls after inviting them over for recording sessions. His mother blindly defended him and that just made him go over the edge. A few years later he impersonated a doctor's assistant and sexually harassed multiple women amd minors over the span of 3 years at his home at the guise of medical experiments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Workaround for crazy high targets cost employer £££££££ After we started work on a contract for an urgent and very deliver-date-sensitive project, a procurement exec fooled us into getting started before contract signature and then used all sorts of excuses and played dumb as much as realistically possible to delay execution of the contract in order to irritate us and get us to abandon our principles out of sheer frustration. When we realized these tactics, we used the same tactics and turned them against him. We won. I kept getting written up for my hairstyle, so I cut all my hair off. Won't give the class paper towels without dispensers? Okay then... Proof of deposits for home loan...you asked for it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Petty revenge on the rude scooter lady Don't pay me for my labor, freak you too. My mom roasts people who make fun of her bowl cut You've been waiting 10 minutes? Wait more. Take up 2 spaces at the gas station, I'll take my sweet butt time leaving Local Church Gets Revenge Against Speed Trapping Police Use my email, face the consequences Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r nuclearrevenge where my mother and her family friend forced my brother and I to work in their completely mismanaged business. I left home and proceeded to completely destroy it. Contractor stole my money, so I destroyed his reputation The time my dad's friends crushed a guy's hands for harming me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where landlord tries to bully me into signing a new lease when I'm legally entitled to just continue month-to-month. I choose to leave instead, so the landlord tries to screw me to repair damages incurred before I even moved in, and those that another tenant in the same apartment caused after I left. I provide evidence that it couldn't have been me, and challenge them to take me to court. They crawl back under their rock and are never heard from again. Consultant tried to force us to meet during our vacation. We planned the meeting for 11 PM on Christmas Eve. The meeting was cancelled. The reward for hard work will be even more work. Employee Dress Code Meet Malicious Compliance "No one helps me around the house!" aggressively cleans and watches roommate fall apart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Pancake pickup He doesn't work here suprise I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Apparently, I have a Security, or rather... Sécurité "look" about me... XD No, I don't work for the mall. Real Life Mannequin 4th of July I don't work here so I can say what I want! My fiancé isn't the bands bodyguard I’m just tall and use a shopping list - I don’t work here! I don’t work here sir… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Deadbeat dad suddenly claims he’s an involved parent. Centrifugal Force against Entitled Mother and Entitled kid Entitled mother leaves baby in pram, expects worker to look after it. How dare anyone but me cry Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not warning my friend that a regular customer is married and she would get a low tip if she flirted with him? AITA for 'ruining' my boyfriend's sister's baby shower? AITA for not eating a single bite of the expensive meal I ordered that my ex was paying for? AITA? My children's mother wants me to build a chicken coop, I gave her a ridiculously high price for it AITA for not taking my kids on my ex's days AITA for calling my wife crazy after she screamed at our son? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Slug of a nightshift manager tried to exercise (read: abuse) power over lowly associates and ended up volunteering several hours of her free time into the early morning to unfreaking the orders that she had given when she could have left us alone, gone about her business, and been happy that the ship was running smoothly. Ex wife wants to itemize and split the cost of everything I was 5 minutes late to work twice this week because of a bad migraine. My manager demanded I get a $20 doctors note to excuse my lateness. The doctor forces me to get tested for COVID and self-isolate until Monday. Now my boss is freaked while I get a long weekend and paid 3x what I would’ve in government COVID benefits. Boss decides he knows best when dishing out my clients on my departure, unwittingly takes a client with a screwed up flight. I hospital pass the flight to him with very little explanation and let him deal with the stresses whilst completely washing my hands of the situation. angry woman wants another till to open. Staff member goes really slow then logs off after one transaction, not serving angry woman “Engineering” manager enforcing start times backfires with complaints Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Got you Mr. or Mrs. double parking person. When you double park in an area, I'll just hang out near your car as you try to back-out pretending to look at my phone while also pretending to being oblivious to my surroundings causing you to be inconvenienced. Checkmate Neighbor got “revenge” on me and my family by walking in our yard Wrongfully ticket my car and deny my appeal that has clear video evidence? I'll help block your future cashgrabs. Accidental Petty Revenge I made a jerk at my work hold in her pee for hours The results of my yardwork... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Got you Mr. or Mrs. double parking person. When you double park in an area, I'll just hang out near your car as you try to back-out pretending to look at my phone while also pretending to being oblivious to my surroundings causing you to be inconvenienced. Checkmate Neighbor got “revenge” on me and my family by walking in our yard Wrongfully ticket my car and deny my appeal that has clear video evidence? I'll help block your future cashgrabs. Accidental Petty Revenge I made a jerk at my work hold in her pee for hours The results of my yardwork... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Don't underestimate history fanboys Don't want to pay us for the whole trip? Noted. Another expense account story Delivery requires $12 minimum worth of food? No problem. Chef wanted me, the only pastry chef on duty, to do the ice cream stand when we had a party of 30 booked for the events room. “We won’t talk to anyone except for the name on the account.” Company changed travel rules to control costs, I end up having a 2 day paid holiday The Grinch who won Christmas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mistake in heck So this probably doesn’t belong here but you might like the plot twist. I’m in a hardware store that imports things to the U.S. The store name even implies that the tools are freight just came from the harbor I just pick up here Comped Bagel and Coffee for Employee's Confusion! Men's Room Attendant Wholesome Lady Helped Me When She Didn’t Have To. Are you my mother? Short and Sweet I was putting away a coat that I tried on… "WHERE IS YOUR LANYARD?!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Roommate who I was nice to betrays my trust by lying & stealing from me, so I basically destroyed his life for at most $120 CAD Entitled engineer makes a mistake he will regret the rest of his life Never Pee Off a Rich Redneck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Did You Even Read Them? Can't leave 15 minutes early once - lost 1 hour of free work every day Company policy requires a call-off 2 hours before my shift? Okay, I'll be your early alarm Can't Have White Rope Lights to Celebrate Christmas - Ok, Get Ready For The Color Explosion Sue me? OK, I will! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Mum thinks I NEED to have money in a birthday card EM thinks the ER is a hotel EM tries to catnap Entitled parent calls the cops on a group of scouts Coworker demands her dying parents’ wedding rings My MIL puts her foot so far down her throat she'll likely never get it out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister that her wedding will never be that important to me? AITA for telling my wife she ruined Christmas? AITA for ruining thanksgiving? AITA for breaking my promise to my husband and letting others meet our newborn before him? AITA for not changing my daughters birthday to be not ‘vegan’? AITA for telling my boyfriend that he should’ve covered up his tattoos if he wanted ANY respect from my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No Pagers Allowed, no problem! Putting the 'team' back in 'team cellphone' Repair shop won't take credit card We can wear anything we want in the house? Prepare to be just as uncomfortable as i was Go to the dentist or doctor on your own time! "Don't like our slow gas pumps? Take your business some place else!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where My older sister and I don’t get along, and she doesn’t like that I don’t see her children, but also won’t let me see them, so the middle child (a toddler) will be getting a very noisy toy for Christmas, with batteries already included. Misconfigure your system so that it regularly bothers me, and I'll do my dangedest to make it a personal problem for the highest-ranking jerk I can find. Your wings are on the way. Sorry we sold it. Grandpa just wanted to fix some cars, the local dealership got mad at him cause he was crushing them, sued him, my Grandpa got serious, put them out of business, and made a deal with the new owner of the dealership that he would still operate, but at a level that the owner could still make a profit so long as they let my Grandpa be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Two guys broke my heart and bullied me, so I almost killed one of them in a prank involving easy to find medicines They stole Christmas presents from my foster kids so I stole the Christmas season from them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No phones allowed at work, tell them to call me directly! You need a adult to enter go find one ! Useless rule leads to malicious compliance Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for Christmas? Okay then! I work in a warehouse, we're allowed to have speakers but not headphones for safety reasons Won't let me turn in my exam and tell me to check the work? Sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mine is kind of adorable. It happened to me yesterday! I know you don't work here fella (wholesome and polite) I Am A Child Not An Employee Pancake pickup I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Go to store after work in clearly marked work uniform, lady grabs earbuds out of my ears, yells at me and plays victim. Police show up, shes found at fault, has to pay for broken headphones. Then calls my actual employer to complain about the trouble I've caused her, and they tell me off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where Peed outside for the first time with my boyfriend on his favorite hiking trail and now he’s furious with me because he can’t ever go back there. AITA for getting mad at my parents after they didn’t tell me about my autism diagnosis until 12 years after I was diagnosed? AITA for financially supporting my brothers kids behind his back? AITA for telling my parents that I make more than both my siblings when they told me to get a real job AITA for banning my girlfriend from my car after she lied about an emergency? AITA for flipping out on my Fiancés birthday and telling him I don’t want to marry him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where We need a urine sample It's too hot in here? Yesterday it was too cold? OK... Won't pay for breakfast? Well OK, then spend 8k on a coffee machine in the name of equality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Possible slightly entitled parents, or am I entitled? Just me, or is this weird? Entitled mother wants me to fight a child Entitled mom grabbed my arm over a freaking fake rose and henna tattoo that I drew on with a sharpie. entitled mother trash talked fire fighters for not feeding her entitlement during a Christmas drive by event and gets called out by our local representative. Rascist Karen Runs Away From Black People EM stole money from the church for her precious baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Pick your battles a little more carefully office temp replaced my water with strait vodka when I was hung over so I convinced her and the entire office that she killed a dog. Revenge in the Army Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Yes, let me tell you all about chemistry. 'Tugboat Billy' shoots himself in the foot. Destroying a homework policy They wanted me to pay so I gave them what they asked for Why don't you just mind your business? Okay, I will I cut up thousands of £’s worth of metal that my manager asked me to scrap. Impatient Customer Pays for Short Temper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Pirate Bully Beat Down Aaaarrrggghhh! Your teenager prevents me from sleeping… Now you won’t sleep either. teacher didn't give us attendance, my group and I muted her continuously for the remainder of the class Complain about us to our boss will you, ok we will remember that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Transfered to work with my best friends HR can't help with bullying. Hmm. Upper management attempted to harass me, tell me I'm not worth the salary, and told me to leave if I'm not happy just because I said thank you to someone they didn't like. Jokes on them. I took their offer and left and they needed a contract worth more than 5x my salary per year just to fill in my shoes. Didn't want to dirty my nice uniforms on the rifle range, wore old ones instead. Literally only one on range in old uniform, got chewed out, showed base regulations that I was in the right. Begrudgingly allowed to go about my day. Lazy group member wants us to do his part? Sure thing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady “She don’t know nothin’!” A memorable day at Michael's I'm not Jake from State Farm so confused how this happened Hello? I said HeLlOoO do YOU WORK HERE!? "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" I finally got a story to tell as a Food Courier. M Early Morning Mistakes Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up your uniform the moment your shift ends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Have to be the one on the phone? Okay then... Locking a kid out with a snake Middle manglement tries to dump the workload of 12 on 7, loses bonus' when we don't break ourselves to meet their unreasonable demand. Three letters- C.Y.A. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EP thinks I'm a free babysitter, and potential kid-napper? my maternal cousin demanded that I use paternal inheritance to send her and her kids to Disney, I tell her children outright that she's a liar cause I never agreed to that, so she ditched her kids with her mom when they were mad at her for lying, and her mom is basically raising her kids for her at this point Entitled Parents seem to use my social media as a public ego masturbation zone Karen Takes my ESA dog!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Steal of a pshychotic gypsy, he'll follow you to prison, hurt you, threaten to hurt you whenever he wants, and one day that will end in your death. But you won't know when. Everyday living in fear. a dude took the parking spot my mom used at our apartments, so we gathered a ton of information on him. Ended in him getting years in the slammer for drug distribution and getting his kids taken away. You shouldn't mess with an ant farmer. I quit a job because I couldn't work overtime and subsequently got the call center shuttered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My malicious compliance results in anti-vax woman getting fully vaccinated. The tears were delicious. Don't speak Spanish in front of you? Okay, how about french? No? Maybe German? New Army Captain tries to end her career Save Up to 15% on Your Water Bill by Shafting the Unhoused Today! Insist i announce every time i have to pee? No problem! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Congrats, you donated to charity! My brother was (probably) mean to me so I hid his blankets. You want to race? Ok... Advice for aggressive telemarketing. Math teacher won’t give me 100% okay how about 51%. Don’t let your dog crap on other people’s property in my neighborhood. You’ll be sorry. The time I went postal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for my sister ending her pregnancy and possibly her marriage? AITA for putting up my Christmas lights early even though the HOA that I’m not a part of says it violates the rules and upsets the people in the HOA AITA for refusing to disclose how much I make to my bf? AITA for kicking everyone out of my house during thanksgiving dinner? AITA for not allowing a middle-aged woman to take my exit row seat? AITA for “cornering” my husband? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You cannot spend $50 on a haircut! Want me to come into university class and present orally despite being ill? Okay! Want strict work hours? Ok, can do.I want a WiFi point and I don’t care how you do it - Don't care huh? Get your sh*t off my property! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Nope, don't work here... No, my old manager can't order me around either. "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up your uniform the moment your shift ends “Yo where the condoms at?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge I got my Homophobic bullying co-work fired with a mysterious package. Jerk stepfather got rid of all of my prized possessions as a child and beat the crap out of me regularly. I ended up getting all of his prized possessions and selling most of them, and when I told him he tried to assault me in public, which resulted in criminal charges, losing his job, and his house. Now I get to see him all the time and rub his nose in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Then there was that time I was in a conference call while duck hunting No standby policy? No standby. my former company tried to assert their dominance over me by agreeing to pay $80 a day and let me go to work 2 hours later. Pass on your bogus excuse? OK. Boss is power hungry and told me to be "on time", so i changed my work times a bit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Mother gets Angry at US for HER kid trying to start a fight Entitled sister demands I take her children to Disney with me and my girlfriend despite knowing it's a secret proposal trip. Entitled parent tried to get me kicked out but instead landed me in the hospital Entitled mother rips off my tail?! EM gets guitar lessons for her 2 and a half year old kid, i suggest she buys a guitar instead, she tells me I'm a talentless hack who hates children Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my sister and BIL to move out after three years of supporting them after family tragedy? AITA For unpacking my GF’s towel AITA For getting mad at my wife for not feeding our kids despite being sick? AITA for keeping an unedited wedding photo in my personal space and not having any sympathy when it upset MIL? AITA for refusing to stay in a tent so my stepsister can have my bedroom over the christmas break? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Out of the flow, and into the lunchroom You forced us to recruit? You just made yourself expandable! Sure, I'll keep my meals under $30 as per the policy. I'll make sure it's $30 Every. Single. Time "We didn't break any laws, sure, go to the authorities" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where The dog that would not stop barking and how I got him to stop Fake Friend almost costs me my apartment, so I make sure she finds her own apartment Boss told me I needed to get along Smug Teacher Loses If you come upstairs quickly we can have some fun" The opposite of 'moving' is 'returning', apparently.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Animal abuser gets sent to the hospital Neighbour didn't return money. I informed her parents indirectly she had a boyfriend and drink alcohol. She got beaten by her brother, her mother called her tramp and other words for a whole half hour and her parents house arrested her for a month. Ruined a marriage and my family for revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.