Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Anything parked here will be thrown out. No exceptions. Wanna show up drunk to an Ice cream shop and order 15 cones? Sure! Filling all the bins with grass Don't Lie to Tech Support You Can Referee Better Than Me? Show Me. You must take a 30 minute break! Subway olive policy I try to get paper from the front desk lady. She rudely tells me to talk to my boss about how to do my job and get supplies myself. Boss instead reminds her how to do her job and give everyone supplies when asked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Cheapskate cousin refuses to let me take shower, no problem, l’Il use more water in the sink. Amplified Ukulele in upstairs apartment Dont mess with my wife and baby you will be forced to here crapy tv while you try and slumber Revenge on a sailor His stupid driving caused a wreck, but I walked off with a little satisfaction... A petty Christmas on my evangelical family Wrong way in a tight parking lot? Nope - - not backing up for you. Rude costumer won't be getting her Christmas outfit So a guy has mislead me and I mirrored his own crapy behaviour knowing it would hurt him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where "You Will Work This Dangerous Position Without Training" Leads To "Have Fun Talking To The Union" My neighbor wanted me to use a garden tool so I obliged. One cent? Why not? Ex demanded I cook the dinner HE wanted. Ex demands undercooked chicken; can’t understand how he got sick 3 Hour notice for calling in Sick Can’t wait 5 seconds for me to rinse hands and dry them for me to make a sandwich? Enjoy your soggy soapy sandwich then. Patch my jeans you say? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where "Ma'am, why are you telling your daughter to put my stuff in the go-backs?" No, my husband doesn't work for Walmart Not the caterer. That's banana's Not the caterer. I DO Work Here, Lady! Asked at Hot topic While shopping at my local Wal-Mart, and browsing the electronics section, a muscle-Chad starts yelling at me that he can't find other sales reps so he can buy his little army of kids video games for Christmas, and demands to know why. I inform him in a bit of a cheeky way that I don't work there, and he goes a bit off the deep end in my direction. I make a snarky retort to him, which leaves him confused and angrier, and I roll out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Karmas a bench but revenge is a bigger bench assaulter had his car set on fire, got a thick Russian thumb stuck in his eye socket, lost his job, and got chased out of town. An Australian Pilot enacts revenge against the Germans in WW2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Rigging a group assignment and getting the polytech to pay me $500 as a result! We decorate in the neighborhood .... Ok merry chralloween Tie my clipboard to my wrist?? Okay! Describe what you do in a day. Not descriptive enough on my sickness form? Okay, here's more description! Santa Suit Your "unnatural" hair color violates our dress code. Fix it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for exposing my friend’s cosmetic procedure AITA for having my medication laying around? AITA for "forcing" my stepdaughter to go to my wedding My DIL doesn’t consider my family genuine because I have foster children so she and my son will be spending the third Christmas in a row with her family. I told my son she is no longer welcome at my home. AITA for telling my kids there won't be a family Christmas after this year? AITA for telling my daughter and grandkids to leave the night before Christmas Eve? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A Compliance Carol You say your kids are 13, okay! You want us to work on Christmas eve? Sure we will "work". “Cocktail attire” at boss’s work party Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where parting-gift that lingers teacher gives unconstructive feedback on homework, I wrote him an essay criticising his teaching style. Petty revenge on an unsuspecting grandfather Petty Re-gift Don’t freak with the snowman Micro manager got what was coming to him Keep ruining my night, I'll ruin yours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where The time I ruined the life of an online troll Man gets his car CRUSHED by not paying his repair bill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No security light allowed? No problem. My two great x5 grandfathers hated each other while the two families just wanted the land feud to be done and over with. So when my great x4 grandmother snapped at them on her wedding day to just pretend the other existed and thus not speak to each other… my great x5 grandfathers ignored each other until their deaths. Showing off the new pet Do my school work and not make a noise? You got it! I got the work van stuck, and soaked some big shots Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I just used some basic human kindness to help someone who was stressed to heck and back. Dang, I forgot my tie xcuse me i dont work he- no- please just let me- miss- i cant do th- I do not have the bathroom key Occasionally you have a positive! I just pick up here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling the man who raised me that he is not my 'dad' anymore AITA for refusing to give my stepdaughter her Christmas present from her grandparents if my son doesn't receive one as well? AITA for asking my son and daughter inlaw for a copy of the key to the new house they bought? AITA for expecting my brother to uninvite my soon to be ex husband and my friends from his wedding? AITA for replacing the stones in my grandma’s ring? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Want me to quote you on size instead of time? Okay you can pay more I need to write a log of my time at work? -Fine You want all the gates to be "spotless"? Holiday sweaters Wear a suit at work? Absolutely! Say I'm young and I don't know anything, with 5 years experience in parts feeders... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My Mom (53f) tries to convince me (28m) not to have kids with my SO. Pumpkin carving almost ruined my (24m) relationship. Entitled friend/parent decides to bring their uninvited child to our adult Christmas party and take over our house. My mom refuse to let me go to my job interview It's not my fault you didn't plan EM almost ruins Sister's career Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Unjustly fire me? Let me make you go bankrupt real quick Cheat on Me and I'll Ruin Your Life For Every Body You Touch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Neighbor took my parking spot after I shoveled. I poured water in his windshield. Made my former boss jump through hoops for nothing. Gifting my Ex's dog loudest squeaky toys i could find Annoying Cheater got caught Don’t call me on my rest period… parking spot neighbour left pile of snow behind my car so I put it all back plus my own snow back in front of his. I asked for a simple meeting to discuss some issues with IT messing with the inventory data, but due to being an uncooperative bench, they now have to do a full report on the matter. Petty Revenge on Catholic FIL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my daughter to get over herself? AITA - For giving my husband only 3 days to return my jewelry set that he he gave his brother's wife as a wedding gift? AITA for letting my son interrupt the private conversation the men in my family were having because he wanted his dad? AITA for not allowing my ex MIL to have a key to my house? AITA for telling my dad his book doesn’t exist? AITA for wanting to file a restraining order against my future stepdaughter and preventing her from attending mine and her dad's wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I go to the store to get some food, and wound up seeing a b**** get taken to the pokey (jail) for making threats against my service dog. I'm only holding this mop because I'm not a big jerk, lady Really sad that this is the world we live in Customer gets angry and leaves store shouting because I don’t work here I'm too young. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Not Allowed To Leave the Table til Plate is Empty? Okay You said not to throw clothes Don’t bother you with quality-control emails anymore? Have fun refunding a 10k order! The Time Study Man Account for my time at work? No problem! My parents forced my siblings and I to talk in our native language… and we did. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My (28m) parents tried to cancel the wedding with my fiancé (25f) the day before my birthday and over the time we were celebrating Christmas. Entitled Step-Dad walks out on my Grandpa’s funeral. EM files my losing my virginity as evidence that my father is an incompetent parent, event though my brother did the same thing while living with her. I'll never talk to her again. Entitled mom forces me to stay with my abusive relatives Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where best friend sleeps with my girlfriend friend, he now has police and drug gangs chasing him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where This sub inspired a small MC prank on gf's birthday The Biggest Stocking Colleague required an agenda, so I created an agenda. Another Manager Perspective MC No gallon jugs in the gym Stay at the table until you finish your vegetables. Old lady and a rat.. A little Malicious Compliance from a (now retired) manager Your job isn't helping customers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where My principal tried to get me fired so I got her fired from the district Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for buying Spiderman tickets for myself but not my boyfriend? AITA For Wanting To Tell My Aunt That Her Husband Is My Dad? AITA for telling my girlfriend she needs to get rid of her tattoo? AITA For not changing holiday plans so my wife can see her family and telling her to travel alone AITA for "not complying"? AITA for refusing to let my husbands mom into the house? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Teamster Force me you will pay me ! Keep the drill in sight at all times? Got it! Only respond to calls you tell me to? No problem boss dude. Malicious compliance backfire Karen wants to book a kids birthday party, doesn’t want to deal with a call centre and demands to be put through to the store. Because of Karen antics her booking got taken and she missed out on the party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where 2 IDWL in a row, and a fake dismissal Who ticked in your cornflakes? Just because I have long hair doesn't mean I work at Guitar Center Hospital security IDWHLs the wrong guy Orange is not the new Black Had to IDWHL at home to a rude lady. Also contains some petty revenge. I don't work here, lady: Best Buy Edition Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Taking Down Bridezilla Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, face the consequences. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Make an individual ticket for each case? So be it. "Do it in your way" so we "cheated" Must notify manager to use restroom The footlong saga New rules are going to cost you your business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM tells me my 14 year old sister “was asking” to be harassed, gets roundly embarassed. My entitled aunt and her evil kids killed our snake My childhood friend had a scandal in school when be tried to kiss multiple girls after inviting them over for recording sessions. His mother blindly defended him and that just made him go over the edge. A few years later he impersonated a doctor's assistant and sexually harassed multiple women amd minors over the span of 3 years at his home at the guise of medical experiments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM tells me my 14 year old sister “was asking” to be harassed, gets roundly embarassed. My entitled aunt and her evil kids killed our snake My childhood friend had a scandal in school when be tried to kiss multiple girls after inviting them over for recording sessions. His mother blindly defended him and that just made him go over the edge. A few years later he impersonated a doctor's assistant and sexually harassed multiple women amd minors over the span of 3 years at his home at the guise of medical experiments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Workaround for crazy high targets cost employer £££££££ After we started work on a contract for an urgent and very deliver-date-sensitive project, a procurement exec fooled us into getting started before contract signature and then used all sorts of excuses and played dumb as much as realistically possible to delay execution of the contract in order to irritate us and get us to abandon our principles out of sheer frustration. When we realized these tactics, we used the same tactics and turned them against him. We won. I kept getting written up for my hairstyle, so I cut all my hair off. Won't give the class paper towels without dispensers? Okay then... Proof of deposits for home loan...you asked for it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Petty revenge on the rude scooter lady Don't pay me for my labor, freak you too. My mom roasts people who make fun of her bowl cut You've been waiting 10 minutes? Wait more. Take up 2 spaces at the gas station, I'll take my sweet butt time leaving Local Church Gets Revenge Against Speed Trapping Police Use my email, face the consequences Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r nuclearrevenge where my mother and her family friend forced my brother and I to work in their completely mismanaged business. I left home and proceeded to completely destroy it. Contractor stole my money, so I destroyed his reputation The time my dad's friends crushed a guy's hands for harming me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where landlord tries to bully me into signing a new lease when I'm legally entitled to just continue month-to-month. I choose to leave instead, so the landlord tries to screw me to repair damages incurred before I even moved in, and those that another tenant in the same apartment caused after I left. I provide evidence that it couldn't have been me, and challenge them to take me to court. They crawl back under their rock and are never heard from again. Consultant tried to force us to meet during our vacation. We planned the meeting for 11 PM on Christmas Eve. The meeting was cancelled. The reward for hard work will be even more work. Employee Dress Code Meet Malicious Compliance "No one helps me around the house!" aggressively cleans and watches roommate fall apart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Pancake pickup He doesn't work here suprise I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Apparently, I have a Security, or rather... Sécurité "look" about me... XD No, I don't work for the mall. Real Life Mannequin 4th of July I don't work here so I can say what I want! My fiancé isn't the bands bodyguard I’m just tall and use a shopping list - I don’t work here! I don’t work here sir… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Deadbeat dad suddenly claims he’s an involved parent. Centrifugal Force against Entitled Mother and Entitled kid Entitled mother leaves baby in pram, expects worker to look after it. How dare anyone but me cry Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not warning my friend that a regular customer is married and she would get a low tip if she flirted with him? AITA for 'ruining' my boyfriend's sister's baby shower? AITA for not eating a single bite of the expensive meal I ordered that my ex was paying for? AITA? My children's mother wants me to build a chicken coop, I gave her a ridiculously high price for it AITA for not taking my kids on my ex's days AITA for calling my wife crazy after she screamed at our son? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Slug of a nightshift manager tried to exercise (read: abuse) power over lowly associates and ended up volunteering several hours of her free time into the early morning to unfreaking the orders that she had given when she could have left us alone, gone about her business, and been happy that the ship was running smoothly. Ex wife wants to itemize and split the cost of everything I was 5 minutes late to work twice this week because of a bad migraine. My manager demanded I get a $20 doctors note to excuse my lateness. The doctor forces me to get tested for COVID and self-isolate until Monday. Now my boss is freaked while I get a long weekend and paid 3x what I would’ve in government COVID benefits. Boss decides he knows best when dishing out my clients on my departure, unwittingly takes a client with a screwed up flight. I hospital pass the flight to him with very little explanation and let him deal with the stresses whilst completely washing my hands of the situation. angry woman wants another till to open. Staff member goes really slow then logs off after one transaction, not serving angry woman “Engineering” manager enforcing start times backfires with complaints Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Got you Mr. or Mrs. double parking person. When you double park in an area, I'll just hang out near your car as you try to back-out pretending to look at my phone while also pretending to being oblivious to my surroundings causing you to be inconvenienced. Checkmate Neighbor got “revenge” on me and my family by walking in our yard Wrongfully ticket my car and deny my appeal that has clear video evidence? I'll help block your future cashgrabs. Accidental Petty Revenge I made a jerk at my work hold in her pee for hours The results of my yardwork... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Got you Mr. or Mrs. double parking person. When you double park in an area, I'll just hang out near your car as you try to back-out pretending to look at my phone while also pretending to being oblivious to my surroundings causing you to be inconvenienced. Checkmate Neighbor got “revenge” on me and my family by walking in our yard Wrongfully ticket my car and deny my appeal that has clear video evidence? I'll help block your future cashgrabs. Accidental Petty Revenge I made a jerk at my work hold in her pee for hours The results of my yardwork... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Don't underestimate history fanboys Don't want to pay us for the whole trip? Noted. Another expense account story Delivery requires $12 minimum worth of food? No problem. Chef wanted me, the only pastry chef on duty, to do the ice cream stand when we had a party of 30 booked for the events room. “We won’t talk to anyone except for the name on the account.” Company changed travel rules to control costs, I end up having a 2 day paid holiday The Grinch who won Christmas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mistake in heck So this probably doesn’t belong here but you might like the plot twist. I’m in a hardware store that imports things to the U.S. The store name even implies that the tools are freight just came from the harbor I just pick up here Comped Bagel and Coffee for Employee's Confusion! Men's Room Attendant Wholesome Lady Helped Me When She Didn’t Have To. Are you my mother? Short and Sweet I was putting away a coat that I tried on… "WHERE IS YOUR LANYARD?!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Roommate who I was nice to betrays my trust by lying & stealing from me, so I basically destroyed his life for at most $120 CAD Entitled engineer makes a mistake he will regret the rest of his life Never Pee Off a Rich Redneck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Did You Even Read Them? Can't leave 15 minutes early once - lost 1 hour of free work every day Company policy requires a call-off 2 hours before my shift? Okay, I'll be your early alarm Can't Have White Rope Lights to Celebrate Christmas - Ok, Get Ready For The Color Explosion Sue me? OK, I will! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Mum thinks I NEED to have money in a birthday card EM thinks the ER is a hotel EM tries to catnap Entitled parent calls the cops on a group of scouts Coworker demands her dying parents’ wedding rings My MIL puts her foot so far down her throat she'll likely never get it out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister that her wedding will never be that important to me? AITA for telling my wife she ruined Christmas? AITA for ruining thanksgiving? AITA for breaking my promise to my husband and letting others meet our newborn before him? AITA for not changing my daughters birthday to be not ‘vegan’? AITA for telling my boyfriend that he should’ve covered up his tattoos if he wanted ANY respect from my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No Pagers Allowed, no problem! Putting the 'team' back in 'team cellphone' Repair shop won't take credit card We can wear anything we want in the house? Prepare to be just as uncomfortable as i was Go to the dentist or doctor on your own time! "Don't like our slow gas pumps? Take your business some place else!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where My older sister and I don’t get along, and she doesn’t like that I don’t see her children, but also won’t let me see them, so the middle child (a toddler) will be getting a very noisy toy for Christmas, with batteries already included. Misconfigure your system so that it regularly bothers me, and I'll do my dangedest to make it a personal problem for the highest-ranking jerk I can find. Your wings are on the way. Sorry we sold it. Grandpa just wanted to fix some cars, the local dealership got mad at him cause he was crushing them, sued him, my Grandpa got serious, put them out of business, and made a deal with the new owner of the dealership that he would still operate, but at a level that the owner could still make a profit so long as they let my Grandpa be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Two guys broke my heart and bullied me, so I almost killed one of them in a prank involving easy to find medicines They stole Christmas presents from my foster kids so I stole the Christmas season from them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.