Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Won't let me correct a spelling mistake? Good luck getting me to pay. Won't let me transfer my phone contract? Bye Do it or I punch you? Ok. ID Everyone at the Door and Every Bag? You got it! carried my 50 pound dog through a museum by the rules so that both my girlfriend and I could attend at the same time Want me to upsell a magazine more than a discount card? Ok, will do. Malicious compliance didn’t turn out how I expected Wash dishes? Sure thing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady I don't work for them....We are a completely different company and you came to us. Do I really work here, after all? I got expelled from the university I don't go to... If you look at products, or even exist, that means you work here "COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU" You had a 50/50 chance I don't work here, dude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Make me quit... get reported for your illegal company practices. I Put My First Job Out of Business, After 8 Years Working There!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Force me to spam someone with free trials at the register so a customer can buy a firestick? Fine. I'll use corporate addresses Don't Hotfix My Code!!! A company loses commission on 1000s of sales You want me to ask every customer if they’re a member and sign up those who aren’t? No worries. Sure thing boss I'm more than happy to ruin all our stock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM gets mad that my dad offered to make me breakfast My dad got mad at me for WAKING UP. I can't have any privacy in my house Mom bails on me again Please Don't Wait Until My Mic Stand is in Your Child's Grip to Decide to Intervene How dare my child not want to get petted?! Father insults family and moves out after being asked to help fight bed bugs. Entitled mother of My partner wants me to have kids when she knows it could make me very sick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Those aren't the drinks you think they are, kid Help the boss hide evidence of his affair? Sure! Customer complains their Long Island isnt strong enough, proceed to make one less strong for them. Don't interrupt for any reason? Okay . . . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Ooh, flashy flashy! Behold my fiery rage, you pathetic troglodyte! Dad wouldn’t let me go on holiday so I quit and got a job with the competition. Tl;Dr: annoying guest being a smartass proves himself wrong, pays up and leaves humiliated while his friend still laughs at him. Got $40k for “accidentally” confiding a “secret” to a gossiping coworker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITA for telling my son to get over himself, man up, and stop publicly calling his wife deadweight? AITA for just leaving my mom to sit in a Hotel for a week after she insulted my family? AITA for telling a woman with a newborn "a dog can give birth"? AITA for telling my husband our daughter won't be around my MIL unless she shuts her mouth? AITA for refusing to pay a missed appointment fee? AITA for not letting my MIL babysit my daughter? AITA For hiring a babysitter to watch my son when my ex had an emergency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance Lawyer makes post car accident worse for his client. worked for an auto insurance company. Lawyer tries to throw his weight around and makes a situation a million times worse for his client who was also my customer. The customer ends up paying ridiculous amounts of money to repair shop. Could have been avoided if lawyer would have listened to me and not tried to assert his dominance. Complied with lawyer which led to unnecessary headaches for him and client.“Give me what I want or I’ll cancel my service!!!” Boss take away clock in privileges, ends up having to work more, and pay me more. Don't ask a question you might not want to hear an answer too. Always run both washers and submit a new maintenance request for every error? You got it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r entitledparents where Entitled Mom can't accept that her 3-year old child isn't a prodigy. "I'm entitled to see my kids. I don't care if they're terrified of me!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where He Wanted Deep Tissue My only malicious compliance story - signing tests in high school You want 10% off? OK! Inland Revenue Service plays Reverse Uno Card The Parmesan Cheese Incident 20 year old MC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Guy said no one was worth ten bucks an hour and generally blamed a lot of stuff on me. So I left and then contacted the city about issues, apartments end up shut down so a lot of income goes away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Don’t appreciate me? No problem. Always Physical Work First Lady didn’t do her math and asked for less money. I obliged. Typical McD's Compliance My sister tells me to clear out space on the phone, I do just that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Boss doesn't need any help, then asks for help and bashes me later. “He’s not a doctor.” “Yes he is, I saw him on TV.” Lady talks to the Manager about my Service then goes to where I actually work and finds my manager. Not a letter carrier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where I am not going to lie to my beloved coworkers for you, manager! Do you want to know how I got these numbers? Karen's lie gets backfired. Restaurant story. You want Hot Sauce? Fine by me! Spell out all the acronyms Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r entitledparents where Karen steals all my Pokémon cards. Disney mom cult saves the day. EM's didn't understand I can't cut hair when I couldn't see. EP wants the pool for her precious brat. My mom is angry with me because I won’t give my sibling my $1300 laptop. The City needs to accomodate my kid's sleeping schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where You want me to call IT for a non-work important issue during a crunch time? Ok. All questions go to you even though you’re new? Ok. You want my dad to cut his hair? He'll comply. Oh, I'll fill your donut, lady.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where I'll make you look stupid to your boss. There's always a smarter person than you. Make me work past the time the law says I can? I get the manager fired. Disobeying rules because you're in a rush? Time for a lesson in patience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Want to speak to my manager? I hope you like rolls! So you accuse my daughter of faking my signature? Hey honey, want to practice falsifying mommy's signature? You want a test every day? Fine. You aren't responsible for damage because there isn't a fence or curb? Ok, we'll get a 4200 lb 2 1/2 x 5 foot "curb" “May I call you John?” “Call me big mama” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Lady mistakes me for employee and makes me come late back from break Lady calls me a dirty liar, then spits my tea on me! IDWHL, btw... Karen yells at me, so I got some revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r entitledparents where according to my mother, if I dont want to go on a last-minute holiday, I shouldn't play games in that time either. Entitled Mother says my Cousin trying to set fire to my bedroom is no big deal. Entitled Dad doesn't want to wait for a pizza or pay for delivery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Just work where you’re scheduled to work. That’s it.” say less boss. Parent gets exactly what she wanted. Don't talk to me unless it makes sense! » OK. Follow the cheer instructions. Bus Driver hates sodas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Don’t want to return my tools or pay me? Enjoy losing your business Roommates don’t respect my boundaries, I get them evicted in less than a day. Don't scam a Bot Developer. Fake a Broken Arm? I'll Get You Dead-Lined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Don't touch MY stuff Follow court orders? You got it! Was a fire extinguisher really necessary? Make business trips with nobody to visit? Ok!!! Work badge shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Manager reveals illegal hiring practices when mistaking me for applicant. Most useless self-service cashier ever... I NEED A CHICKEN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.