Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I REALLY don't work here! (At least at the time.) Happened twice this weekend I’m just here to play drums. At least she apologized?? This one was actually understandable My first encounter A nice little encounter Complimenting the food lady on her songs She didn't work there - but she was saved my bacon. A Thanksgiving memory and wholesome IDWHL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Insult me in front of my staff, say goodbye to your families political career Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want me to push the pallet all the way in? OK. Okay, Have Fun Juggling Your Shopping Got complianced for being a smart-butt A towns compliance with 1 pain in the butt Hey Boss Lady, he Chose to Do Thing the Hard Way! Need a wheeled vehicle? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where You can't be a lesbian because my kid doesn't need to see that Entitled mom demands I become friends with her gremlin of a son. S Entitled dad demands I relocate my home office or stop working from home entirely.... I am allowed on the property, you are not... Entitled mum stalks me for not becoming friends with her son Entitled Karen thinks my unborn child belongs to her because she is a Godly, married woman!?!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my in-laws stay in my home overnight to catch an earlier flight? AITA for putting a lock on my door? AITA for demanding a refund from my roommate after she gave her date my meal prep? AITA for not throwing away a dress AITA for refusing to babysit a baby in cloth diapers? AITA for demanding the copy of my car key back, or else I'll involve police? AITA I went with my friend to a restaurant that was originally reserved for me and my wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A story from Oman. I helped HR move someone along. Radio Gaga shop asked me to write a review on their product. I did not want to but they keep on insisting so I wrote a negative one Take away my OT? Ok! Dear flatmate, I will follow your instructions to the letter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where New neighbor smokes in the stairwell and throws cigarette butts downstairs. I pick up all 32 of their cigarette butts and drop them in a neat package at their doorstep. Voila - situation resolved. Neighbors keep putting trash cans in front of my driveway so I put them out of reach of the garbage truck and their trash was not picked up. Brother damaged my door; I wake him up every night The time I drove very slow because someone turned on their high beams Be a jerk, I steal your friends Jerk car honks at a unsafe left turn Neighbor claims public road as their private parking spots. My neighbor across the street has a big family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Heck Hath No Fury Like Me Scorned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where My old data manager is a delightful human being and HR was a bitter old crow. Recut 20 lawns because every blade grass needs to be the same exact height OK "You can't get quarters from bug bites!"Reddit rSlash Storytime Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mum confused a guy for a waiter In Keeping with the Holiday Season Got cussed out while loading groceries into my trunk. Costco: "Why don't you ask someone who works here?" Turned out I'm actually the a-hole... Karen gets arrested Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For forcing my daughter to find her own way to a wedding because of what she was wearing AITA for not letting my daughter go to her homecoming dance? AITA For telling my husband that he emasculates himself? AITA for telling my husband that if he wants me to work then he’ll have to split chores? AITA for ruining Christmas by not taking kindly to my BIL's joke? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Boss helps abusive employee accidentally fire herself Impatient Coworker We absolutely have to say "good night" every night? Get ready for some jump scares from the Good Night Monster! Hurry up and keep changing your tire? Um, ok... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Karen chases us with a car Mom just gets mad at me every day now. How dare you kick me out? I'm a Naval Commander's wife! Entitled mum and daughter angry that I couldn’t mind read. Creepy Father in law Parent wants to buy lost toy, then insists on taking it instead Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Do Not mess with my family, I will destroy you.. A homophobe insulted my daughter, I may have ended his marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Just write exactly what I say! Not eligible for petrol allowance at your level...fine HOA didn’t like the 3 inches of our tree on the sidewalk Work on this music knowing there will be many problems down the road? Ok.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I got fired but you cleaned the bathroom. You don't like your boyfriend seeing me bra-less in the dorm? Then he won't! Borrowed video game and never returned? Have some library books. Keep trying to bust open the door to a very obviously occupied single toilet restroom and I'll hide the toilet paper. Elevator etiquette Classic toilet paper situation Don't pay me for lunch? I'll take the money myself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where I want it as black as your shirt. Use a template for fowarding tickets? No problem! “Your assignment isn’t long enough. describe your thinking process.” "You can use extension cords." Sure, you can ask me to do that again. No worries, I got you covered! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For not wanting to go to my sister's wedding? ITA for not wanting my sons bully to attend his birthday party? AITA for getting frustrated with my boyfriend for implying I don't deserve to make the money I make? AITA for purposely avoiding having breakfast with my husband and demanding to know why he was still home? AITA for telling my fiancee I am not willing to lie about how we met to her family and friends? AITA for getting mad at my mom for refusing to let my wife host a single holiday? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Got asked by a stranger to help them pick out a laptop. While a manager without my knowledge allows the situation to unfold, as he apparently is impressed by my ability to help customers. Get informally offered a job after dramatic situation with difficult Karen spins a bit out of control, and gets diffused by same manager that knew exactly what happened. It was me, I was the 'Lady', and it's time I confessed Why would you call a neighbouring store??The Religious Event I Don't Work for Ralph's? NVM I guess I do.All I Need Is A F-ing Beer!! I actually worked there I was the derp this time at a hardware store! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My sister told me to write a list. You asked for a secure fence, we gave you a secure fence. We both have a right to possess the whole? Don’t mind if I do! You want me to wear a see-thru shirt? Gladly! I helped in an area, then got blamed by a manger who messed up. Owner figured it out and fired them. I passed the class and graduated, and I’ve now got a pretty decent career on my field. As far as I’m aware she’s still at the call centre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Mother let her children (plural) pee in our front garden. Couldn’t/wouldn’t go across the street to use the toilet where their friend lives. “Your dog will eat my children” Entitled mom disrespects someone else’s property to teach son a lesson EM screams at me for having inclusive pride flag on my backglass and proceeds to shatter it for no real reason. "The cafe staff should take care of my kids" Entitled mom made a scene at a vaccination site Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where He Scoffed At Me, So I Got Him Fired And Sent Back To His Country We lied to me that he was divorced so I destroyed his reputation, his marriage and got him fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Invited to explain a situation to another team, but almost kicked out because I didn't use the accepted Powerpoint Template? You want my birth certificate to fix my social security information? Ok, buddy. Won't give me the New Customer Discount? Ok. New manager consolidates meetings to waste our time, and consistently loses docs for signoff. SO, I use the meeting time to get him to sign docs.... Take ALL the phone equipment out? You sure? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where TLDR: Workers' compensation attorney has me handling all his personal injury cases myself, he does not know how to do the work himself, he cannot even get into a computer, he cannot even type. The other paralegals also only do workers' comp. I'm also the only who would work on weekend projects, and the only Notary Public. He repeatedly mistreated me and took advantage of me, forbidding me from using my own personal time, not allowing me to go to doctor's appointments, take time off for the death of a family member, and then not allowing me to go to mandatory school events. He also intentionally lied about getting a payout, manipulating me into staying at the office. I utilized school resources and was advised to line up a new job and quit with no notice, and they also informed me that he was committing malpractice since he didn't know what was going on with his own cases. I lined up a new job but quit because he screamed at me for going to the bathroom. And now, he will lose every single personal injury case he has. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For refusing to stop having girls night ins just because my boyfriend thinks it's wrong? AITA For Asking Mom To Leave After She Insulted My Kitten? AITA for firing a girl AITA for “outing” my sister to her kids? scary SIL says everyone must eat only vegan food on Christmas for the 4th year in a row. I said no. Chaos followed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Won't let me correct a spelling mistake? Good luck getting me to pay. Won't let me transfer my phone contract? Bye Do it or I punch you? Ok. ID Everyone at the Door and Every Bag? You got it! carried my 50 pound dog through a museum by the rules so that both my girlfriend and I could attend at the same time Want me to upsell a magazine more than a discount card? Ok, will do. Malicious compliance didn’t turn out how I expected Wash dishes? Sure thing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady I don't work for them....We are a completely different company and you came to us. Do I really work here, after all? I got expelled from the university I don't go to... If you look at products, or even exist, that means you work here "COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU" You had a 50/50 chance I don't work here, dude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Make me quit... get reported for your illegal company practices. I Put My First Job Out of Business, After 8 Years Working There!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Force me to spam someone with free trials at the register so a customer can buy a firestick? Fine. I'll use corporate addresses Don't Hotfix My Code!!! A company loses commission on 1000s of sales You want me to ask every customer if they’re a member and sign up those who aren’t? No worries. Sure thing boss I'm more than happy to ruin all our stock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM gets mad that my dad offered to make me breakfast My dad got mad at me for WAKING UP. I can't have any privacy in my house Mom bails on me again Please Don't Wait Until My Mic Stand is in Your Child's Grip to Decide to Intervene How dare my child not want to get petted?! Father insults family and moves out after being asked to help fight bed bugs. Entitled mother of My partner wants me to have kids when she knows it could make me very sick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Those aren't the drinks you think they are, kid Help the boss hide evidence of his affair? Sure! Customer complains their Long Island isnt strong enough, proceed to make one less strong for them. Don't interrupt for any reason? Okay . . . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Ooh, flashy flashy! Behold my fiery rage, you pathetic troglodyte! Dad wouldn’t let me go on holiday so I quit and got a job with the competition. Tl;Dr: annoying guest being a smartass proves himself wrong, pays up and leaves humiliated while his friend still laughs at him. Got $40k for “accidentally” confiding a “secret” to a gossiping coworker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITA for telling my son to get over himself, man up, and stop publicly calling his wife deadweight? AITA for just leaving my mom to sit in a Hotel for a week after she insulted my family? AITA for telling a woman with a newborn "a dog can give birth"? AITA for telling my husband our daughter won't be around my MIL unless she shuts her mouth? AITA for refusing to pay a missed appointment fee? AITA for not letting my MIL babysit my daughter? AITA For hiring a babysitter to watch my son when my ex had an emergency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance Lawyer makes post car accident worse for his client. worked for an auto insurance company. Lawyer tries to throw his weight around and makes a situation a million times worse for his client who was also my customer. The customer ends up paying ridiculous amounts of money to repair shop. Could have been avoided if lawyer would have listened to me and not tried to assert his dominance. Complied with lawyer which led to unnecessary headaches for him and client.“Give me what I want or I’ll cancel my service!!!” Boss take away clock in privileges, ends up having to work more, and pay me more. Don't ask a question you might not want to hear an answer too. Always run both washers and submit a new maintenance request for every error? You got it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r entitledparents where Entitled Mom can't accept that her 3-year old child isn't a prodigy. "I'm entitled to see my kids. I don't care if they're terrified of me!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where He Wanted Deep Tissue My only malicious compliance story - signing tests in high school You want 10% off? OK! Inland Revenue Service plays Reverse Uno Card The Parmesan Cheese Incident 20 year old MC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Guy said no one was worth ten bucks an hour and generally blamed a lot of stuff on me. So I left and then contacted the city about issues, apartments end up shut down so a lot of income goes away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Don’t appreciate me? No problem. Always Physical Work First Lady didn’t do her math and asked for less money. I obliged. Typical McD's Compliance My sister tells me to clear out space on the phone, I do just that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Boss doesn't need any help, then asks for help and bashes me later. “He’s not a doctor.” “Yes he is, I saw him on TV.” Lady talks to the Manager about my Service then goes to where I actually work and finds my manager. Not a letter carrier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where I am not going to lie to my beloved coworkers for you, manager! Do you want to know how I got these numbers? Karen's lie gets backfired. Restaurant story. You want Hot Sauce? Fine by me! Spell out all the acronyms Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r entitledparents where Karen steals all my Pokémon cards. Disney mom cult saves the day. EM's didn't understand I can't cut hair when I couldn't see. EP wants the pool for her precious brat. My mom is angry with me because I won’t give my sibling my $1300 laptop. The City needs to accomodate my kid's sleeping schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where You want me to call IT for a non-work important issue during a crunch time? Ok. All questions go to you even though you’re new? Ok. You want my dad to cut his hair? He'll comply. Oh, I'll fill your donut, lady.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where I'll make you look stupid to your boss. There's always a smarter person than you. Make me work past the time the law says I can? I get the manager fired. Disobeying rules because you're in a rush? Time for a lesson in patience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Want to speak to my manager? I hope you like rolls! So you accuse my daughter of faking my signature? Hey honey, want to practice falsifying mommy's signature? You want a test every day? Fine. You aren't responsible for damage because there isn't a fence or curb? Ok, we'll get a 4200 lb 2 1/2 x 5 foot "curb" “May I call you John?” “Call me big mama” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Lady mistakes me for employee and makes me come late back from break Lady calls me a dirty liar, then spits my tea on me! IDWHL, btw... Karen yells at me, so I got some revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r entitledparents where according to my mother, if I dont want to go on a last-minute holiday, I shouldn't play games in that time either. Entitled Mother says my Cousin trying to set fire to my bedroom is no big deal. Entitled Dad doesn't want to wait for a pizza or pay for delivery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Just work where you’re scheduled to work. That’s it.” say less boss. Parent gets exactly what she wanted. Don't talk to me unless it makes sense! » OK. Follow the cheer instructions. Bus Driver hates sodas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Don’t want to return my tools or pay me? Enjoy losing your business Roommates don’t respect my boundaries, I get them evicted in less than a day. Don't scam a Bot Developer. Fake a Broken Arm? I'll Get You Dead-Lined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where Don't touch MY stuff Follow court orders? You got it! Was a fire extinguisher really necessary? Make business trips with nobody to visit? Ok!!! Work badge shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r idontworkherelady where Manager reveals illegal hiring practices when mistaking me for applicant. Most useless self-service cashier ever... I NEED A CHICKEN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.