Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where All non-conformances shall be written up! You want the product shipped Next Day Air no matter the cost? Roger that! Sure I'll take the new employee training again "I demand to see the manager!" Running out the clock. All documents must be printed and signed by hand Legal action if I don't delete my files? Okay then... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where A small look at why Karen acts like that Lady from IKEA "But I want this!" Just found an umbrella and was mistaken for an Employee twice... I carried a thing. That means I work at this sporting goods store. I don't work here, but I know the store... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance Scummy owner tries to make me pay for changes/upgrades after I move out, use the law to force her to return most of my deposit. Company X had inbound telemarketing workstations with a mandatory standard home screen layout. "Jake," a clever new guy, figured out how to make it better AND set up a database to reduce the time it took to lookup commercials. Jake shared his new layout and database. The call center's metrics had major improvements. Company X found out about it and told ME to lock down the workstations, despite my impassioned and persistent recommendations to use what Jake had created. They insisted. I complied. Call center metrics tanked (or went back to the proper normal, depending on whose point of view). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Overheard my dad having a "belittling" conversation with a coworker/friend. He couldn't get angry when the guy stood up for himself. It got awkward. Entitled dad secretly wears my underwear Entitled parent demands I speak English, then tells me to go back to my country Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my friend not to bring her fwb (that ive never met) to my engagement party today? AITA for saying that my kids can never be around MIL's husband after what he did at Thanksgiving? AITA for making a joke about riding my gf in front of her family because her brother was being rude to me? AITA for not paying for my girlfriend's petrol after borrowing her car? AITA for calling my coworkers jerks because they don't want me to work from home because they can't AITA for quitting a family job without notice after I found out my dad was paying me less than my brother? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Supervisor Handoff My manager told to stay in the back Housing cooperative peees me off You want all of the leftover egg nog? Fine. Brand new manager try's to fire me, lets see how this ends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where People would create nuisance by talking very loudly on phone near my apartment window, I return the favour by playing really loud music! Sorry dude, you lied to the landlord so no you cannot come play my new Xbox Worked at USPS for a summer, co-worker who liked to pick on temps gets fired after I make it look like he's not doing his job right - and it turns out he really isn't doing his job right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Want to promote Friends/Family instead of knowledgeable current employees? Ok, then I'll shut facility down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where PM doesn't want to see the client; PM has to see the client anyway I should've read the lease? Well you should've read the law! Mark down for not using a program that is glitched and unusable? Ok, enjoy my solution. Laid off after illness. Company tried to hire me back, I refused, they went out of business. You want to grouse about the fan? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Life Threatening went to a grocery store in France, got yelled at by angry woman, who thought I worked there. escaped with my life, and my snacks. No, I don't work here... anymore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for kissing my husband at a friend's event? AITA for leaving my boyfriend stranded at a party for making a 'joke'? AITA for Only Spoiling Myself? AITA for refusing to drop out of college so my brother can go to med school? AITA for calling my stepdad "pathetic" and my mother "spineless" during Thanksgiving dinner? AITA for cursing someone out who accused me of "faking an Irish accent"? AITA? For telling my husband he deserved to be called an idiot by my sister for what he told her kids during Thanksgiving dinner? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A vow of silence "You can sue me, I'm used to it" "OK" Keep your hand on the wall of the pool at all times Tractor or Tractor-Trailer? Screw her over on probation period? Ok Supervisor Handoff Well it has to be done properly doesn’t it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Was an oled switch really worth the theft charge? Evil Mamabear is accusing me of vandalizing her car 6 year old daughter beat me up.. but i am apparently in the wrong? My mom is mad because I won't wash the turkey. I'm not the one with two DUI's... My mom destroys an entitled father threatening to sue because he says she “destroyed his daughter’s wedding” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Hold the sour cream. But what if I get a parking ticket? No loading dock for you! Coal mine compliance - a story Delivery in under 90 min You don't want me to come in? Sure! Just give me anything. Surprise me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Left a notice of my birthday in my old managers diary. Don’t worry neighbor, I learned my place The Cattle of Helios and Golden Corral Freak with my family? Freak your hangers dude. Getting milk robbed and the solution Ok Karen, we will get out of line. Lets just make a new town! Running out of thyme on Thanksgiving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for throwing water on a kid who kept doing Ding Dong ditch AITA for insulting my Sister (35F) after she photoshopped my Daughters (14F) pictures? AITA for clinging to my husband at a party and not letting someone speak to him privately? AITA for refusing to move closer to my ex so that he can be in our baby's life, even though it would be logistically easier for me than for him to relocate? AITA for wanting my fiancée’s sister out of the wedding? AITA for not wanting to get my DNA tested to make my friend happy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Supervisor asks student with cancer to turn on their camera during a virtual meeting, and you won’t BELIEVE what happens next /s "As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss this position with former employers. Since my firing is effective immediately you are now a former employer" HR tries to gaslight me and screw me, they end up bending over backwards Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Wholesome - My latest "vest" story Target The Arts and Crafts Section Sometimes it doesn’t end with anger Old Woman Thinks I Work At Pet Store Sorry, can't help you with your insurance claim, so stop calling me! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge What’s his most prized possession? I will destroy it. Steal my meds? Enjoy divorce, jail, joblessness, and sleeping in your car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where "I want your boss's number!" "OK" New Boss loves his calculator I am obliged to call you if you are late? Will do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Karen still thinks she is entitled to my unborn child, tries to get CPS to court mandate myself to have a c section so she can adopt my unfortunate child. Karen In Comic Shop My mother believes my time, my money and my possessions are rightfully hers. “ Don’t give her the keys, let her figure it out” Entitled Egg Donor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Snow Shoveling Dramas! Make me a coffee! Don't scan the package, enter the number manually... Alrighty then. “I want you to always try before trying to figure out if it will work”. “Sure bossman” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Oh you want to dump YOUR rubbish in MY bin? Good luck with that buddy! You’re in “such a hurry” yet you stopped for fast food? I’m gonna waste your time then Steal my dinner? I'm going to minorly inconvenience you. Texting while watching movie in theatre? I kick your seat So you’d like to go 13 miles out of your way? You keep me awake, I'll wake you up. History Group Project Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For Walking Out of a Restaurant Twice after My wife made me the 3rd wheel again? AITA for telling my landlady that if she can’t afford to fix things she shouldn’t be renting out a property? AITA for being rude to a lady at a park? AITA for saying my wife didn’t do her job as a mom when she was complaining about an incident with our son? AITA for taking away my daughter's thanksgiving present because she refused to eat what my wife cooked? AITA for asking my husband not to workout while we were on vacation with my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where He was very specific about what data he wanted I tricked my mom Would you like some coffee? Hey, remind me to pick this up." "Okay ma, please pick this up." Won’t reimburse my cheaper version of the books, fine I’ll order the newest most expensive versions. No bag allowed in x-ray? No problem My nana’s compliance turned into one of my best Christmas memories The wrong kind of cream Pizza delivery parking spot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I REALLY don't work here! (At least at the time.) Happened twice this weekend I’m just here to play drums. At least she apologized?? This one was actually understandable My first encounter A nice little encounter Complimenting the food lady on her songs She didn't work there - but she was saved my bacon. A Thanksgiving memory and wholesome IDWHL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Insult me in front of my staff, say goodbye to your families political career Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want me to push the pallet all the way in? OK. Okay, Have Fun Juggling Your Shopping Got complianced for being a smart-butt A towns compliance with 1 pain in the butt Hey Boss Lady, he Chose to Do Thing the Hard Way! Need a wheeled vehicle? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where You can't be a lesbian because my kid doesn't need to see that Entitled mom demands I become friends with her gremlin of a son. S Entitled dad demands I relocate my home office or stop working from home entirely.... I am allowed on the property, you are not... Entitled mum stalks me for not becoming friends with her son Entitled Karen thinks my unborn child belongs to her because she is a Godly, married woman!?!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my in-laws stay in my home overnight to catch an earlier flight? AITA for putting a lock on my door? AITA for demanding a refund from my roommate after she gave her date my meal prep? AITA for not throwing away a dress AITA for refusing to babysit a baby in cloth diapers? AITA for demanding the copy of my car key back, or else I'll involve police? AITA I went with my friend to a restaurant that was originally reserved for me and my wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A story from Oman. I helped HR move someone along. Radio Gaga shop asked me to write a review on their product. I did not want to but they keep on insisting so I wrote a negative one Take away my OT? Ok! Dear flatmate, I will follow your instructions to the letter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where New neighbor smokes in the stairwell and throws cigarette butts downstairs. I pick up all 32 of their cigarette butts and drop them in a neat package at their doorstep. Voila - situation resolved. Neighbors keep putting trash cans in front of my driveway so I put them out of reach of the garbage truck and their trash was not picked up. Brother damaged my door; I wake him up every night The time I drove very slow because someone turned on their high beams Be a jerk, I steal your friends Jerk car honks at a unsafe left turn Neighbor claims public road as their private parking spots. My neighbor across the street has a big family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Heck Hath No Fury Like Me Scorned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r maliciouscompliance where My old data manager is a delightful human being and HR was a bitter old crow. Recut 20 lawns because every blade grass needs to be the same exact height OK "You can't get quarters from bug bites!"Reddit rSlash Storytime Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mum confused a guy for a waiter In Keeping with the Holiday Season Got cussed out while loading groceries into my trunk. Costco: "Why don't you ask someone who works here?" Turned out I'm actually the a-hole... Karen gets arrested Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For forcing my daughter to find her own way to a wedding because of what she was wearing AITA for not letting my daughter go to her homecoming dance? AITA For telling my husband that he emasculates himself? AITA for telling my husband that if he wants me to work then he’ll have to split chores? AITA for ruining Christmas by not taking kindly to my BIL's joke? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Boss helps abusive employee accidentally fire herself Impatient Coworker We absolutely have to say "good night" every night? Get ready for some jump scares from the Good Night Monster! Hurry up and keep changing your tire? Um, ok... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Karen chases us with a car Mom just gets mad at me every day now. How dare you kick me out? I'm a Naval Commander's wife! Entitled mum and daughter angry that I couldn’t mind read. Creepy Father in law Parent wants to buy lost toy, then insists on taking it instead Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Do Not mess with my family, I will destroy you.. A homophobe insulted my daughter, I may have ended his marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Just write exactly what I say! Not eligible for petrol allowance at your level...fine HOA didn’t like the 3 inches of our tree on the sidewalk Work on this music knowing there will be many problems down the road? Ok.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I got fired but you cleaned the bathroom. You don't like your boyfriend seeing me bra-less in the dorm? Then he won't! Borrowed video game and never returned? Have some library books. Keep trying to bust open the door to a very obviously occupied single toilet restroom and I'll hide the toilet paper. Elevator etiquette Classic toilet paper situation Don't pay me for lunch? I'll take the money myself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where I want it as black as your shirt. Use a template for fowarding tickets? No problem! “Your assignment isn’t long enough. describe your thinking process.” "You can use extension cords." Sure, you can ask me to do that again. No worries, I got you covered! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For not wanting to go to my sister's wedding? ITA for not wanting my sons bully to attend his birthday party? AITA for getting frustrated with my boyfriend for implying I don't deserve to make the money I make? AITA for purposely avoiding having breakfast with my husband and demanding to know why he was still home? AITA for telling my fiancee I am not willing to lie about how we met to her family and friends? AITA for getting mad at my mom for refusing to let my wife host a single holiday? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Got asked by a stranger to help them pick out a laptop. While a manager without my knowledge allows the situation to unfold, as he apparently is impressed by my ability to help customers. Get informally offered a job after dramatic situation with difficult Karen spins a bit out of control, and gets diffused by same manager that knew exactly what happened. It was me, I was the 'Lady', and it's time I confessed Why would you call a neighbouring store??The Religious Event I Don't Work for Ralph's? NVM I guess I do.All I Need Is A F-ing Beer!! I actually worked there I was the derp this time at a hardware store! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My sister told me to write a list. You asked for a secure fence, we gave you a secure fence. We both have a right to possess the whole? Don’t mind if I do! You want me to wear a see-thru shirt? Gladly! I helped in an area, then got blamed by a manger who messed up. Owner figured it out and fired them. I passed the class and graduated, and I’ve now got a pretty decent career on my field. As far as I’m aware she’s still at the call centre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Mother let her children (plural) pee in our front garden. Couldn’t/wouldn’t go across the street to use the toilet where their friend lives. “Your dog will eat my children” Entitled mom disrespects someone else’s property to teach son a lesson EM screams at me for having inclusive pride flag on my backglass and proceeds to shatter it for no real reason. "The cafe staff should take care of my kids" Entitled mom made a scene at a vaccination site Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where He Scoffed At Me, So I Got Him Fired And Sent Back To His Country We lied to me that he was divorced so I destroyed his reputation, his marriage and got him fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Invited to explain a situation to another team, but almost kicked out because I didn't use the accepted Powerpoint Template? You want my birth certificate to fix my social security information? Ok, buddy. Won't give me the New Customer Discount? Ok. New manager consolidates meetings to waste our time, and consistently loses docs for signoff. SO, I use the meeting time to get him to sign docs.... Take ALL the phone equipment out? You sure? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where TLDR: Workers' compensation attorney has me handling all his personal injury cases myself, he does not know how to do the work himself, he cannot even get into a computer, he cannot even type. The other paralegals also only do workers' comp. I'm also the only who would work on weekend projects, and the only Notary Public. He repeatedly mistreated me and took advantage of me, forbidding me from using my own personal time, not allowing me to go to doctor's appointments, take time off for the death of a family member, and then not allowing me to go to mandatory school events. He also intentionally lied about getting a payout, manipulating me into staying at the office. I utilized school resources and was advised to line up a new job and quit with no notice, and they also informed me that he was committing malpractice since he didn't know what was going on with his own cases. I lined up a new job but quit because he screamed at me for going to the bathroom. And now, he will lose every single personal injury case he has. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For refusing to stop having girls night ins just because my boyfriend thinks it's wrong? AITA For Asking Mom To Leave After She Insulted My Kitten? AITA for firing a girl AITA for “outing” my sister to her kids? scary SIL says everyone must eat only vegan food on Christmas for the 4th year in a row. I said no. Chaos followed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.