Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No phones allowed at work, tell them to call me directly! You need a adult to enter go find one ! Useless rule leads to malicious compliance Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for Christmas? Okay then! I work in a warehouse, we're allowed to have speakers but not headphones for safety reasons Won't let me turn in my exam and tell me to check the work? Sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mine is kind of adorable. It happened to me yesterday! I know you don't work here fella (wholesome and polite) I Am A Child Not An Employee Pancake pickup I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Go to store after work in clearly marked work uniform, lady grabs earbuds out of my ears, yells at me and plays victim. Police show up, shes found at fault, has to pay for broken headphones. Then calls my actual employer to complain about the trouble I've caused her, and they tell me off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where Peed outside for the first time with my boyfriend on his favorite hiking trail and now he’s furious with me because he can’t ever go back there. AITA for getting mad at my parents after they didn’t tell me about my autism diagnosis until 12 years after I was diagnosed? AITA for financially supporting my brothers kids behind his back? AITA for telling my parents that I make more than both my siblings when they told me to get a real job AITA for banning my girlfriend from my car after she lied about an emergency? AITA for flipping out on my Fiancés birthday and telling him I don’t want to marry him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where We need a urine sample It's too hot in here? Yesterday it was too cold? OK... Won't pay for breakfast? Well OK, then spend 8k on a coffee machine in the name of equality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Possible slightly entitled parents, or am I entitled? Just me, or is this weird? Entitled mother wants me to fight a child Entitled mom grabbed my arm over a freaking fake rose and henna tattoo that I drew on with a sharpie. entitled mother trash talked fire fighters for not feeding her entitlement during a Christmas drive by event and gets called out by our local representative. Rascist Karen Runs Away From Black People EM stole money from the church for her precious baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Pick your battles a little more carefully office temp replaced my water with strait vodka when I was hung over so I convinced her and the entire office that she killed a dog. Revenge in the Army Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Yes, let me tell you all about chemistry. 'Tugboat Billy' shoots himself in the foot. Destroying a homework policy They wanted me to pay so I gave them what they asked for Why don't you just mind your business? Okay, I will I cut up thousands of £’s worth of metal that my manager asked me to scrap. Impatient Customer Pays for Short Temper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Pirate Bully Beat Down Aaaarrrggghhh! Your teenager prevents me from sleeping… Now you won’t sleep either. teacher didn't give us attendance, my group and I muted her continuously for the remainder of the class Complain about us to our boss will you, ok we will remember that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Transfered to work with my best friends HR can't help with bullying. Hmm. Upper management attempted to harass me, tell me I'm not worth the salary, and told me to leave if I'm not happy just because I said thank you to someone they didn't like. Jokes on them. I took their offer and left and they needed a contract worth more than 5x my salary per year just to fill in my shoes. Didn't want to dirty my nice uniforms on the rifle range, wore old ones instead. Literally only one on range in old uniform, got chewed out, showed base regulations that I was in the right. Begrudgingly allowed to go about my day. Lazy group member wants us to do his part? Sure thing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady “She don’t know nothin’!” A memorable day at Michael's I'm not Jake from State Farm so confused how this happened Hello? I said HeLlOoO do YOU WORK HERE!? "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" I finally got a story to tell as a Food Courier. M Early Morning Mistakes Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up your uniform the moment your shift ends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Have to be the one on the phone? Okay then... Locking a kid out with a snake Middle manglement tries to dump the workload of 12 on 7, loses bonus' when we don't break ourselves to meet their unreasonable demand. Three letters- C.Y.A. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EP thinks I'm a free babysitter, and potential kid-napper? my maternal cousin demanded that I use paternal inheritance to send her and her kids to Disney, I tell her children outright that she's a liar cause I never agreed to that, so she ditched her kids with her mom when they were mad at her for lying, and her mom is basically raising her kids for her at this point Entitled Parents seem to use my social media as a public ego masturbation zone Karen Takes my ESA dog!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Steal of a pshychotic gypsy, he'll follow you to prison, hurt you, threaten to hurt you whenever he wants, and one day that will end in your death. But you won't know when. Everyday living in fear. a dude took the parking spot my mom used at our apartments, so we gathered a ton of information on him. Ended in him getting years in the slammer for drug distribution and getting his kids taken away. You shouldn't mess with an ant farmer. I quit a job because I couldn't work overtime and subsequently got the call center shuttered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My malicious compliance results in anti-vax woman getting fully vaccinated. The tears were delicious. Don't speak Spanish in front of you? Okay, how about french? No? Maybe German? New Army Captain tries to end her career Save Up to 15% on Your Water Bill by Shafting the Unhoused Today! Insist i announce every time i have to pee? No problem! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Congrats, you donated to charity! My brother was (probably) mean to me so I hid his blankets. You want to race? Ok... Advice for aggressive telemarketing. Math teacher won’t give me 100% okay how about 51%. Don’t let your dog crap on other people’s property in my neighborhood. You’ll be sorry. The time I went postal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for my sister ending her pregnancy and possibly her marriage? AITA for putting up my Christmas lights early even though the HOA that I’m not a part of says it violates the rules and upsets the people in the HOA AITA for refusing to disclose how much I make to my bf? AITA for kicking everyone out of my house during thanksgiving dinner? AITA for not allowing a middle-aged woman to take my exit row seat? AITA for “cornering” my husband? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You cannot spend $50 on a haircut! Want me to come into university class and present orally despite being ill? Okay! Want strict work hours? Ok, can do.I want a WiFi point and I don’t care how you do it - Don't care huh? Get your sh*t off my property! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Nope, don't work here... No, my old manager can't order me around either. "Of course you f-ing work here, why else would you be dressed like that?" Pro tip - save yourself a lot of trouble and cover up your uniform the moment your shift ends “Yo where the condoms at?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge I got my Homophobic bullying co-work fired with a mysterious package. Jerk stepfather got rid of all of my prized possessions as a child and beat the crap out of me regularly. I ended up getting all of his prized possessions and selling most of them, and when I told him he tried to assault me in public, which resulted in criminal charges, losing his job, and his house. Now I get to see him all the time and rub his nose in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Then there was that time I was in a conference call while duck hunting No standby policy? No standby. my former company tried to assert their dominance over me by agreeing to pay $80 a day and let me go to work 2 hours later. Pass on your bogus excuse? OK. Boss is power hungry and told me to be "on time", so i changed my work times a bit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Mother gets Angry at US for HER kid trying to start a fight Entitled sister demands I take her children to Disney with me and my girlfriend despite knowing it's a secret proposal trip. Entitled parent tried to get me kicked out but instead landed me in the hospital Entitled mother rips off my tail?! EM gets guitar lessons for her 2 and a half year old kid, i suggest she buys a guitar instead, she tells me I'm a talentless hack who hates children Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my sister and BIL to move out after three years of supporting them after family tragedy? AITA For unpacking my GF’s towel AITA For getting mad at my wife for not feeding our kids despite being sick? AITA for keeping an unedited wedding photo in my personal space and not having any sympathy when it upset MIL? AITA for refusing to stay in a tent so my stepsister can have my bedroom over the christmas break? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Out of the flow, and into the lunchroom You forced us to recruit? You just made yourself expandable! Sure, I'll keep my meals under $30 as per the policy. I'll make sure it's $30 Every. Single. Time "We didn't break any laws, sure, go to the authorities" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where The dog that would not stop barking and how I got him to stop Fake Friend almost costs me my apartment, so I make sure she finds her own apartment Boss told me I needed to get along Smug Teacher Loses If you come upstairs quickly we can have some fun" The opposite of 'moving' is 'returning', apparently.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Animal abuser gets sent to the hospital Neighbour didn't return money. I informed her parents indirectly she had a boyfriend and drink alcohol. She got beaten by her brother, her mother called her tramp and other words for a whole half hour and her parents house arrested her for a month. Ruined a marriage and my family for revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where All non-conformances shall be written up! You want the product shipped Next Day Air no matter the cost? Roger that! Sure I'll take the new employee training again "I demand to see the manager!" Running out the clock. All documents must be printed and signed by hand Legal action if I don't delete my files? Okay then... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where A small look at why Karen acts like that Lady from IKEA "But I want this!" Just found an umbrella and was mistaken for an Employee twice... I carried a thing. That means I work at this sporting goods store. I don't work here, but I know the store... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance Scummy owner tries to make me pay for changes/upgrades after I move out, use the law to force her to return most of my deposit. Company X had inbound telemarketing workstations with a mandatory standard home screen layout. "Jake," a clever new guy, figured out how to make it better AND set up a database to reduce the time it took to lookup commercials. Jake shared his new layout and database. The call center's metrics had major improvements. Company X found out about it and told ME to lock down the workstations, despite my impassioned and persistent recommendations to use what Jake had created. They insisted. I complied. Call center metrics tanked (or went back to the proper normal, depending on whose point of view). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Overheard my dad having a "belittling" conversation with a coworker/friend. He couldn't get angry when the guy stood up for himself. It got awkward. Entitled dad secretly wears my underwear Entitled parent demands I speak English, then tells me to go back to my country Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for asking my friend not to bring her fwb (that ive never met) to my engagement party today? AITA for saying that my kids can never be around MIL's husband after what he did at Thanksgiving? AITA for making a joke about riding my gf in front of her family because her brother was being rude to me? AITA for not paying for my girlfriend's petrol after borrowing her car? AITA for calling my coworkers jerks because they don't want me to work from home because they can't AITA for quitting a family job without notice after I found out my dad was paying me less than my brother? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Supervisor Handoff My manager told to stay in the back Housing cooperative peees me off You want all of the leftover egg nog? Fine. Brand new manager try's to fire me, lets see how this ends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where People would create nuisance by talking very loudly on phone near my apartment window, I return the favour by playing really loud music! Sorry dude, you lied to the landlord so no you cannot come play my new Xbox Worked at USPS for a summer, co-worker who liked to pick on temps gets fired after I make it look like he's not doing his job right - and it turns out he really isn't doing his job right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Want to promote Friends/Family instead of knowledgeable current employees? Ok, then I'll shut facility down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where PM doesn't want to see the client; PM has to see the client anyway I should've read the lease? Well you should've read the law! Mark down for not using a program that is glitched and unusable? Ok, enjoy my solution. Laid off after illness. Company tried to hire me back, I refused, they went out of business. You want to grouse about the fan? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Life Threatening went to a grocery store in France, got yelled at by angry woman, who thought I worked there. escaped with my life, and my snacks. No, I don't work here... anymore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for kissing my husband at a friend's event? AITA for leaving my boyfriend stranded at a party for making a 'joke'? AITA for Only Spoiling Myself? AITA for refusing to drop out of college so my brother can go to med school? AITA for calling my stepdad "pathetic" and my mother "spineless" during Thanksgiving dinner? AITA for cursing someone out who accused me of "faking an Irish accent"? AITA? For telling my husband he deserved to be called an idiot by my sister for what he told her kids during Thanksgiving dinner? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A vow of silence "You can sue me, I'm used to it" "OK" Keep your hand on the wall of the pool at all times Tractor or Tractor-Trailer? Screw her over on probation period? Ok Supervisor Handoff Well it has to be done properly doesn’t it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Was an oled switch really worth the theft charge? Evil Mamabear is accusing me of vandalizing her car 6 year old daughter beat me up.. but i am apparently in the wrong? My mom is mad because I won't wash the turkey. I'm not the one with two DUI's... My mom destroys an entitled father threatening to sue because he says she “destroyed his daughter’s wedding” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Hold the sour cream. But what if I get a parking ticket? No loading dock for you! Coal mine compliance - a story Delivery in under 90 min You don't want me to come in? Sure! Just give me anything. Surprise me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Left a notice of my birthday in my old managers diary. Don’t worry neighbor, I learned my place The Cattle of Helios and Golden Corral Freak with my family? Freak your hangers dude. Getting milk robbed and the solution Ok Karen, we will get out of line. Lets just make a new town! Running out of thyme on Thanksgiving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for throwing water on a kid who kept doing Ding Dong ditch AITA for insulting my Sister (35F) after she photoshopped my Daughters (14F) pictures? AITA for clinging to my husband at a party and not letting someone speak to him privately? AITA for refusing to move closer to my ex so that he can be in our baby's life, even though it would be logistically easier for me than for him to relocate? AITA for wanting my fiancée’s sister out of the wedding? AITA for not wanting to get my DNA tested to make my friend happy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Supervisor asks student with cancer to turn on their camera during a virtual meeting, and you won’t BELIEVE what happens next /s "As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss this position with former employers. Since my firing is effective immediately you are now a former employer" HR tries to gaslight me and screw me, they end up bending over backwards Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Wholesome - My latest "vest" story Target The Arts and Crafts Section Sometimes it doesn’t end with anger Old Woman Thinks I Work At Pet Store Sorry, can't help you with your insurance claim, so stop calling me! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge What’s his most prized possession? I will destroy it. Steal my meds? Enjoy divorce, jail, joblessness, and sleeping in your car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where "I want your boss's number!" "OK" New Boss loves his calculator I am obliged to call you if you are late? Will do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Entitled Karen still thinks she is entitled to my unborn child, tries to get CPS to court mandate myself to have a c section so she can adopt my unfortunate child. Karen In Comic Shop My mother believes my time, my money and my possessions are rightfully hers. “ Don’t give her the keys, let her figure it out” Entitled Egg Donor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Snow Shoveling Dramas! Make me a coffee! Don't scan the package, enter the number manually... Alrighty then. “I want you to always try before trying to figure out if it will work”. “Sure bossman” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Oh you want to dump YOUR rubbish in MY bin? Good luck with that buddy! You’re in “such a hurry” yet you stopped for fast food? I’m gonna waste your time then Steal my dinner? I'm going to minorly inconvenience you. Texting while watching movie in theatre? I kick your seat So you’d like to go 13 miles out of your way? You keep me awake, I'll wake you up. History Group Project Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For Walking Out of a Restaurant Twice after My wife made me the 3rd wheel again? AITA for telling my landlady that if she can’t afford to fix things she shouldn’t be renting out a property? AITA for being rude to a lady at a park? AITA for saying my wife didn’t do her job as a mom when she was complaining about an incident with our son? AITA for taking away my daughter's thanksgiving present because she refused to eat what my wife cooked? AITA for asking my husband not to workout while we were on vacation with my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where He was very specific about what data he wanted I tricked my mom Would you like some coffee? Hey, remind me to pick this up." "Okay ma, please pick this up." Won’t reimburse my cheaper version of the books, fine I’ll order the newest most expensive versions. No bag allowed in x-ray? No problem My nana’s compliance turned into one of my best Christmas memories The wrong kind of cream Pizza delivery parking spot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.