Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Jerk roommates steals my tips, and I ended his whole career (Insert Soulja boy vs Supa Hot Fire meme here) Grandma plays the 'sweet old lady' facade and destroyed them all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Complain about me on my last day? Fine by me! A gold medal for cheating the system I need the key! Tell me after four years I am NOT qualified Maybe you should read your contract before insisting your landlady to do sth mum got what she deserved questioning the time I was teaching her kids when in fact I had been most generous with them. I made her pay all the hours with a timer. No problem, mom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Force me to deploy, I'll kill your career. To all the young kids who grew up poor or without a proper education: I was very poor and I had a high school teacher who told me i would "never measure up in the real world". Now i am a demand planning manager for a fortune 500 company making almost six figures. You matter. You are loved. Shoplifter “gets away” but gets their car towed instead.Get me in trouble with dad? No, how about I get you scared for your life. Tailgating and flashing your lights on a farm road? We will stare into your soul. AITA/ for exposing my mom, sister and cousin at a family event? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not giving my coworker that’s a girl a ride home after closing? AITA for telling my mom I wont wear a 700$ dress she bought me with most of her savings to my cousins wedding? AITA for disinviting my (28F) maid of honour (28F) from the wedding? AITA for banning my partner from my cooking? AITA I didn't wait for my wife to finish eating AITA for not telling my coworkers that I'm polyamorous and laughing at them? AITA for kicking my mom out of my house because of how she reacted to her partner not liking my wife's chili? AITA for refusing to give my ex-husband's girlfriend a part of the inheritance? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where School Karen demands no time tolerance for students. She starts getting student complaints. New Jersey - 2 instances of the animals MC'd but not on purpose Airport Security rigidity leads to foreign language compliance. Blowing a major aerospace company's mind with a foreign graduate degree you need a note from a doctor. Water? I'll add it 1 gal, at a time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I'm not the store Santa from the lady-I-do-work-here dept. I'm not your Uber driver? Construction Champagne Middle Aged Lady gets frustrated, just had a hard day. TRANSFER ME TO THE OTHER STORE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You sent me the wrong slate for my pool table, and are now required to send the proper size You must take the test! You are not an operator! Ok boss, I got it. "All cranes must have a safety inspection filled out at the start of every shift!!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Force me out of the closet? Have fun running from the police. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Got given the 'you don't know anything, you've no right to say anything' treatment when I gave my mum a business-related opinion (on something I helped her set up) Entitled dad wants me to keep going to his house when he gave my room to his other kid Entitled Grandma can't stop whining about my photography Entitled aunt expects me to give her kid my laptop for free Entitled parent is trying to kill my ex. Even more chaos Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Oh you won’t let me do my job? Okay then :) People were trying to be petty about a 30 rupee coconut that broke my car, the people who took it received a 14000 rupee bill for fixing my car. Only managers should be running breaks “You need to wait for a manager to let you go home”……….ok I can't take cash for my canteen allowance? OK! We can only have battery powered Christmas lights. Ok You were just going to get a form to send to your insurance, now you get found at fault for the accident and a court date Water? I'll add it 1 gal, at a time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where The battle of snow. Revenge is best serves cold. Making My Cousin A Laughingstock With The Pressing Of A Button You humiliate my friend for being short? Too bad you got a small d*ck. Force me to deploy I'll kill your career Don’t Freak With the Valets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my dad that I don't want him walking my cousin down the aisle? AITA for throwing away my autistic roommate’s food after he repeatedly asked me not to? AITA for telling all my friends they have to move out now that I’m pregnant? AITA for being openly hostile towards my sister and telling on her thus potentially making her husband loose custody of his children? AITA refusing to let my girlfriend take my son after his mom begged me to? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You want me to wark for free? I will! But only in accordance with the law! surreee, I'll give you deli meats, with sanitizer (deli meat slicer) Always follow rules of engagement It's still a rural area Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where I do not work in this strip club Got cussed out while loading groceries into my trunk. Kid and His Parents Thought I Worked In The Computer Shop Time Traveling Employee Alcoholic neighbor mistakes me for the "Dandelion Lady" (yeah I don't know either) Humanity isn’t lost Faith in humanity restored I don't work for them....We are a completely different company and you came to us. She didn't even know what to say Do I really work here, after all? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for allowing my stepson to call me dad? AITA for leaving a child with a babysitter without the mother's permission and then being rude? AITA for walking out of my sister's wedding after she tried to use me as free childcare? AITA for taking away the bra that my Sister bought for my Daughter? AITA for asking my husband to choose between his daughters? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Got bullied by a guy for over a year, one day he made me bleed and I ended up hospitalising him with concussion and a broken nose. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Want to sign an accident statement? Be my guest Take a pay cut and lose benefits or be fired? Ok, have fun reworking you're entire system Make Gender sterotypes? Fine you'll regret it! What is that? you want me to cross the road? OK "Don't want to wear pants? Then you can go home" Alright, bet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM says she Won: Part 5 "School Days" Entitled mom gets mad because 1 week post op me won’t give her me seat. EM stole my saving fund I’m thinking about going no contact with my mom for a while. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where erk neighbor hammers huge sharp nails into it fence, injures my sister then kills our passion flower vine. So my siblings pull out ALL her flowers and replace them with weeds - including poison oak! I got back at my bully in a big way Talk racist and kick me? You’re half blind now Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Lady doesn't want a drink for her food, so has to pay for each item individually. Abusive Sarcastic patient said “oh you might aswell hang up on me, everyone else is”…so I did Disconnect your service if I feel it’s necessary? Don’t have to tell me twice! I am doing exactly what you want even if it’s not needed Store didn't want to pay us for our much-deserved extra hours, ignored our request, and told us to "take it or leave it" when confronted. So we left it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Steal my alcohol? Try drinking it with habaneros Glass bottles on the street T-shirts in the drawer. I set my classmate up to fail Small, but so satisfying I put the entire preschool class in timeout during lunch time So I recently had a run in with UPS… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for tipping our waitress 20 dollars despite her poor service, because my date was playing a "game" with her tips? AITA for sharing a bed with my (20F) brother (26M)? AITA for making my step-sister and step-mom look for my “lost” necklace? AITA for my reaction to my husband telling his daughter that our daughter tried on her wedding dress? AITA for refusing to be responsible for my disabled stepbrother’s safety if there is an emergency at our school? AITA for my response when asked "why are you still single"? AITA for not blowing out a flaming dessert when the kid at the next table freaked out? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Customer demands I make a New Batch of Fries. Waits so long that he screeches off in a huff. Gets a major ticket in the process. No fries. "What do you mean I can't drive my car" You got covid? Fine, you're taking me to Taco Tuesday If you don't like my scummy buisness practices REPORT me. The porter and the paper towels some random adult tells us we can’t light fireworks cuz we’re kids. We sneak the fireworks into the bonfire instead. Ryanair won't refund me. Sure i fly for free Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Pickup address? I don't work for Google, ma'am! Just ignored it I was the “lady” in IDWHL It costs nothing to be kind Customers have no idea how to handle their IT systems, and call me before reading the documentation. Because I put chips back neatly, I must be an employee, makes perfect sense, right? It happened again. This time at the grocery store. Karen Think I’m an Employee at A Ross because I have A Red Jacket Not The Cleaning lady! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where My friend’s mom bought rotten chicken, she went to the store to return it, and they kicked her out. Her sons (and me) went in and trashed the store, fought the staff, and got out of it. The store was shut down after a health inspection and hasn’t been back to business ever since. Karen makes living in our neighbourhood miserable, almost destroys an 120 year old orchard, destroys a 180 year old buidling, builds an illegal house, gets fined, goes bankrupt and has to sell her property. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where We are only seeing people that checked in online. it’s not a party, just an entire apartment complex visiting. With beer. And music. And sometimes grills. That was Easy! Going All Out When Asked To "Go All Out" You need to follow the law! OK, no problem Obey the written signs? Okay sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where “Can’t she braid your hair please? It would keep her quiet!” EM Jumps to Conclusions, Thinks Girlfriend is Pregnant and has Epic Meltdown My Lamborghini V12 Vision GT Diecast became a source of attraction for the entitled kids in my apartment. Entitled mother gets slapped badly in the face after she destroys my car. My flatmate’s friend’s mum expected me to buy an expensive handbag using my staff discount for her. She refused to believe it was against the policy for me to buy her that and told me I was taking it too seriously and there was no way I would lose my job. I think my parents made a bad permanent mark on me for the rest of my life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not buying my GF the gift she asked for b-day? AITA for telling my (35M) half-brother (13M) that I don't want to be his friend and actually want nothing to do with him at all? AITA for refusing to give my unborn son my husband's last name? AITA for making my friend pay me back for her seat at my wedding? AITA For judging my girlfriend for getting her nails done? AITA for taking my oldest child to my sister's child-free wedding? AITA for telling my mother she’s the reason her family won’t contact her when she congratulated me on fb for getting a new job? AITA For Getting My Best Friend Arrested Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Another doctor story Wanna complain i drank all the milk ,fine enjoy your new 30L of milk and 5KG of nescau "Nobody can have a 5/5 in all categories two years in a row, mark him as a 4/5." --- HR new manager who met me 2hrs ago demands to see my ID card, so I do the same for her. Works out way worse for her. We're only taking Mobile Orders right now". Okay, cool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Too Loud My grandpa refuses to sell his back yard to developers. You can have the furniture but I'm taking the hex keys & screws! Call me Petty. Tom Petty. 3months ago I decided to quit my job, as a parting gift I worked extra hard to raise our targets Stealing my gf's wifi strained (or ended?) their relationship... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for banning my son's future stepdad from taking him anywhere without consulting me first? AITA for not paying for flight ticket for my friend and now not wanting to pay for her wedding? AITA for telling a guy I find his body hair disgusting? AITA for allowing my mom to visit mine and my wife's house against my wife's wishes? AITA for buying a gargantous amount of milk and chocolate powder? WIBTA if I chose to stay home with my husband rather than go to my daughter's wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Don't want to move your car for one day. Lose your convenient parking spot for a year. “We really want to sit outside! We don’t mind if we get wet!” Sure, if you're feeling hungry enough Wanna say that it's dirty, fine I'll clean it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where “He doesn’t work here anymore.” "Um Excuse Me Karen" Podcast "I don't work here chicken lady" vegan reveal during medical emergency story Guy wants us to honor the manufacturer warranty on item we never sold. Guy wants us to honor the manufacturer warranty on item we never sold. I dont work here (anymore)...I'm not risking students health and safety Phoned to come in on a shift for a job I quit well over ten years ago Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where If Security as to turn down music just comply. Buddy, You Picked the Wrong Person to Harass Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where "Worry about your own department!" ... Ok! 1994, me, programmer, Internet skills. Manager: "You no help students. Not your job.", Me: "Okay", (3 years go by), Manager: "Help students.", Me: "No. Me busy doing job", Manager: "Help students", Me: "You say 'No help students' now you say 'Help students'?", Manager: "Help students", Me: "Okay", I go help students. My works short term Dissability insurance demands I have to use any available vacation time instead of claiming benefits for a scheduled surgery. Okay! Allow me to fix this issue by taking 55 consecutive days off with pay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents Mother claims cat is possessed and forces me to get rid of it.Entitled Dad demands college refund money for Disney World Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Lady Demanded I Set Up Her Apple Watch "You need to get your numbers up ASAP! No exceptions!" Ground Rent Charge Used the companies health and safety rules against them to make them spend $7000 fixing a ramp they really didn't want to fix. Mortgage sold to a company that wants to charge me $14.95 to pay my bill online. So I send them a check every week for 1/4th the amount instead. Won't move my classes and refusing to give me back my money? Fine by me, I'll just use your procedures Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Shoplifting can cost you a job you haven't even gotten yet An assistant manager got on a power trip and harassed myself and several other employees, leading to her ultimate downfall and the biggest mass quitting I've ever been apart of. I'm Not Left-Handed... I'm Also Not Allergic To Poison Ivy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where I love you bud, but I'm cutting your throat. My brilliant, maliciously compliant daughter My Boss and The “Lactose Intolerant” Boob Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Harass your classmates? Think twice, hun. Never steal from a mechanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where No, I don't work here and that's not my manager. Stopped by customers at a different store than my job because of my uniform... I bought these avocados and they are CRAP!!!!! No ma'am I most certainly do no shoot for Hoyt. She didn't even know what to say Sorry Ma’am, I don’t know crap about who did the utility marks… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You can't postpone exams, you can only take exams before the exam session! Uhmm, ok? Sign here. Chefs kiss Grace Tame knocks it out of the park Won't change what the parcel can be used for? OK, pig farm it is. Which of you magnificent idiots did this? I complied with doing something dangerous and sued. New Jersey - 2 instances of the animals MC'd but not on purpose Obey the written signs? Okay sure. Entitled mother removes my door knob. She couldn't...HANDLE it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to let my daughter move back in with us after she got my husband sent to jail? AITA for pricing my custom cakes so high, just to discourage people from asking me for cakes. AITA for not cancelling my vacation for my sister's last minute wedding? AITA for not inviting my father's new gf on a trip with my friends? AITA for 'overreacting' when my boyfriend put IcyHot in my bra? AITA for eating my fast food in the car so my girlfriend can’t have the first bite? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents Named after my father’s mistress Money troubles Find out daughter had cancer. This EM is CRAZY!!! My dad says I have to listen to him as long as I'm alive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Jerk gets publicly humiliated before the entire student body and his parents and grandmother Entitled Family tresspasses, so we total their car. Don't pay me? I'll ruin your business and have you fined Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Speak the dang language! …. Ok Christian Preacher: Malicious Compliance in the church Fun with the Student Handbook Airport Security rigidity leads to foreign language compliance. Need a doctors note? Alright Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my daughter she can't use her college money on her bf, which caused her to break up with him? AITA for refusing to do a gender reveal cake for someone AITA for “threatening” my new neighbors with my dog? WIBTA if I sent my mom and stepdad an invoice for all me money my mom owes me? AITA for refusing my wife's requests to hurl in the toilet? AITA for Telling my Pregnant Daughter She Doesn't Get to Dictate What I Do? AITA for telling my daughter I won’t eat her food anymore? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where We Made Our Neighbor Look Like A Satan Worshiper I showed my mom some drag queens to stop her snooping. Seller made cousin drive an hour and backed out of deal. We made him drive to my house and got paid less than agreed before. I won over $5,000 for in court after a car accident that I caused? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where you need a note from a doctor. Blowing a major aerospace company's mind with a foreign graduate degreeHow GameStop tried to trick me... twice! You want a receipt? OK, do it yourself from now on. Don't leave my work area even if there's no work to do? No problem-o, boss. udge sues city over bike-road, asks for it to be removed. City (partially) agrees with the plaintiff. Okay, I'll stop buying plastic bags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Please… I just wanna eat my tacos. No, I can't get your dog, and that's my husband. ometimes you need to work here i don't work here but i'll help Middle Aged Lady gets frustrated, just had a hard day. I don't work here... I'm just tan... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.