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Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

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F*ckin' Becky. s7. episode 5.

May 15, 20261h 12m

Inchoate. s7. episode 4.

Apr 11, 20261h 29m

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. Reunion 1&2)

Apr 6, 20261 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. 15)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comDamp Trash Detectives!We are caught up (until the final two reunion shows, which is coming soon!)This episode has it all: a woman plucking one of Shep’s nose hairs, Charlie yawning for all of us and yet MORE piling on to Craig — who may be genuinely disliked by the whole crew? Oh, wow, tune in, …

Apr 3, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episode 14.)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comAmazing news, everyone!We have CONCLUDED our Pump-n-Dump season 12 recap podcasts! The final podcast episode is HERE. In this FINAL recap of the season 12 VPR, Janie & PFT go deep on their thoughts about what this franchise has become. Trigger warning: we didn’t love this season and we don’t ho…

Mar 31, 20261 min

List of Denunciations. s 7. episode. 3

Hello Listeners!We are getting our March episode out to you just under the wire. Apologize for the delay, as I have been SICK and on antibiotics for as long as I can remember. In this episode, PFT describes an unusual opportunity, Janie describes life at the comic cons, and together the two devise a new religion. Enjoy, and look for our bonus episodes that we will get to record this week, now that I have a voice back! Stay safe, sane and strong,Janie (& PFT) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Mar 31, 20261h 27m

February? In March? s 7. episode. 2

Hello, Stay F. Homekins stalwarts!We owe you all a HUGE apology. We somehow MISSED February!? WE ARE MORTIFIED!!Tonight’s FRESH episode is an emergency recording to get us CAUGHT UP. And we will have *another* regular SFH episode later this month.Thank you for understanding! In this episode, we discuss indie projects, Dracula and small talk! Also, how much the Epstein gang just SUCKS. Join the conversation in the comments below. And sorry for the delay, we are in CHAOS.Love,J&P.Our bonus content is fresh and HERE if you would like to subscribe. More reasons we forgot February existed, haha. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Mar 12, 20261h 35m

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. 14)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelp, Damp Trash Detectives (new hats are HERE), the gang is STILL in Mexico. The headline here is Craig’s Monumental Crash Out. And it is NOT PRETTY. He goes on a bender and rages at Salley AND her extra E, after calling Venita a bowley at dinner. A horrifying and hal…

Mar 10, 20262 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episodes 13)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt’s the reunion part one, we are SOOO CLOSE to completing this season’s Pump n Dump’s! And in this scintillating episode, we FINALLY get to the bottom of Demy’s relationship status!! THE QUESTION THAT NO ONE NEEDED ASKED OR ANSWERED BY ANDY COHEN!!!We also find grace for the Eyebros (trademark pend…

Mar 10, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 12 & 13)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHi friends, We did it, we watched two SOUTHERN CHARMS for our 2damp2trash edition of our recap! We also made HATS (thanks to Kin Ship Goods!) Damp Trash Detective HATS! They are HERE. They come in both green and pink, and they are FANTASTIC. In this recap pod, the gang goes to Mexico for some kind of wellnes…

Feb 28, 20261 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episodes 11 & 12)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThe season has ENDED, only the “reunion shows” coming up soon! We did a douple dip again, since work travel got in the way. Thank you for bearing with us as we figured all this out!In this recap, we see some really ugly bathing suits, the gang break up and get back together again …

Feb 26, 20261 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 10 & 11)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comOk, Damp Trash Detectives!We got double trouble coming at ya! To make up for being away, we are still recappin’ and reactin’ but at a double pace so we won’t let a SINGLE episode SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS!We also have FINALIZED the prototype of the Damp Trash Detective hat, that will be on sale through our pa…

Feb 15, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episodes 9 & 10)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHey y’all!!So sorry we got behind a week, but get ready for this BONUS DOUBLE EP RECAP AND REACT POD!!We are starting to fully form our opinions on this season’s cast. Guess what: underwhelming! And I have a dark energy theory on KIM. PFT has a dark energy theory on just…the entire gang. But does that stop us from having FUN discussing these past two ep…

Feb 12, 20261 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 9)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comTo my Damp Trash Detectives,In THIS latest podcast drop, find out how embarrassed I am that I didn’t know Jamaica was not in the Bahamas and also HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LAST SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM! WHAT KIND OF DAMP TRASH DETECTIVE, AM I???????? WILL I EVEN DESERVE TO WEAR THE DAMP TRASH D…

Jan 31, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episode 8)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelp P&Ders,Bear witness to 7 women eating lunch outdoors with double+ that many servers in this episode where we are just watching a work trip SLOWLY unfold, I guess? Angelica remains a POS, Audrey is slowly going lukewarm on Eyebrows Senior (because why wouldn't she), and Demy…

Jan 29, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episode 7) with John Hodgman

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comLook, we were HONORED to have Mr. John Hodgman watch his SECOND episode of VANDERPUMP RULES with us this week (don’t sleep on his fantastic substack: Secret Society)! Find out if he was able to follow along (spoiler alert: he has opinions on Kim and Marcus). Paul F. Tompkins goes deeper on his Audrey consp…

Jan 23, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 8) crossover with GARBAGE SESH

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWe had the HONOR of recording with Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider for their podcast GARBAGE SESH! In this CROSSOVER episode, yeah, you heard that right, Casey & Danielle learn about Damp Trash detective work, Casey is a Craig apologist, Paul is a Never Craiger and both Jan…

Jan 22, 20261 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 7)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHiiiii Listeners!We have our latest reaction podcast for ya a little late. We were in San Francisco for almost 5 days at the Sketchfest! What a time, really great comedy shows all around. But unfortunately it prevented our regular recording schedule for our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast universe …

Jan 20, 20260 min

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episode 6)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHi all,In this week’s episode of NOT the terrible onslaught of breaking news: the Sur kids do yet ANOTHER photo shoot, Marcus and Kim’s relationship hits that all-important ten month mark requiring a commitment ceremony, and Anjelica reveals her true colors as a RHYMES WITH WITCH. All this AND MORE a…

Jan 15, 20260 min

Paul F. Tompkins Doesn't Like Me. s 7. episode. 1

Happy New Year, Homekins! We are dropping our FIRST conversation podcast of this year in the signature STAY F. HOMEKINS style. Unplanned, unedited, raw conversation between us (Paul and Janie!) captured FRESH for your YOUR listening pleasure OR displeasure. In this episode: Janie discusses a creative life under fascism, Paul discusses a creative life that falls short and TOGETHER the duo wax poetic about the show Traitors! What do YOU think and feel about this great and messy human experience? Tell us (respectfully) in the comments! Thank you, everyone, go forth and be kind and loving. It is the way. Hugs not thugs,Janie & PFTAll bonus content we discuss can be found with a simple upgraded subscription. Why not? We’re probably living in a simulation. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Jan 11, 20261h 30m

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 6)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelcome to the first podcast of damp trash this year! In this bonus content STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode… We podcast. Get into it. It’s nuts.…we take on the yearly Boy’s Dinner at Miss Patricia’s, we learn her current butler may have a traumatic brain injury and discover that Whitney may be drowning in …

Jan 10, 20261 min

I would puge. s6. episode 12.

Welcome new subscribers AND seasoned ones!It is our monthly FLAGSHIP podcast known as STAY F. HOMEKINS, where Paul F Tompkins and me get into unplanned, sometimes tender sometimes silly but always REAL TALK STYLE meandering ‘after-dinner’ conversation. A peek into the MINDS of a married couple in Hollywood trying to make sense of this brokedown fever dream of a life. Can creativity be preserved? Will Janie win the Power Ball (spoiler: NO! No one did!), will Paul ever tour by bus again, and together will they both end up in different bunk beds at the same time in different places in the future!? Be your own Santa and level up here!Take a listen - hey, it don’t cost nuthin’ because it is FREEEEEEE. We offer the bonus stuff the rest of the time, so saddle up and COMMUNE. Weigh in below in the comments and AS ALWAYS:Stay safe, stay SANE and stay STRONG!Love a dub dub,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Dec 18, 20251h 19m

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S11. ep. 1)

Ok, I won’t write about this in third person, like that headline, so as not to confuse anyone! It’s us! Janie & Paul. And we’re here to let you know we will be once again watching the latest season of SOUTHERN CHARM on Peacock to record our bonus podcast episodes for maximum enjoyment. Subscribe to please go on the season 11 Southern Charm journey with us. Do you need to watch the show to listen along? No! Many of our bonus listeners DO NOT watch it but still mainline the pod eps for an extra dose of absurdity!Our first episode is landing here in front of the paywall, just to let you know we are BACK, BABY! Let the Damp Trash Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!Hugs,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 21, 20251h 11m

Cuckoo is Evergreen. s6. episode 11.

Hi fam!In this November FREE podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS, listen to Janie & Paul (that’s us!) discuss the latest email release in the Epstein scandal, whether we are living in an alternate reality or realities with aliens and whether or not we would DIE for Paddington (spoiler alert: I would jump in front of a godd*mn grenade for Lord Paddington!)In addition, we have decided to (once again!) recap and react to the new season son SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo (for some reason) which starts SOOOOON. Upgrade here if you would like to listen to our bonus pod episodes discussing SOUTHERN CHARM!We appreciate you listening to our lonely, little indie podcast! We are so happy to be in communion with you through our conversations! It feels a little less lonely to have this space, so thank you. Happy November!xo, Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Nov 16, 20251h 34m

Watch-along: They Live (1988) *bonus content*

Hiya folks!Welcome to the Spooky Season Month of STAY F. HOMEKINS WATCH-A-LONGS! And this one is another FREEBIE!!It’s a scary movie about LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!! And you know what?I think we need more of these. SOME PEOPLE COULD USE THE EDUCATION. So find this John Carpenter gem and sync up our audio here alongside it to immerse yourself in the WORLD of a society where THEY live. Ugh, I mean, we already are living it, amiright?This little puppy is dropping FREE in your feed this week. But don’t forget to upgrade for our other watch-alongs! We appreciate your support of our community here, whether it is to listen to STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast or keep up with all of the goings ons and bonus HOMEKINS content, we wouldn’t be here without YOU. So, YOU live. Let’s ALL live. And enjoy THEY LIVE. 😎😎😎😎😎,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 24, 20251h 36m

A Humanoid Connection. s6. episode 10.

Hey Everyone!Please enjoy this month’s FREE after-dinner conversation with US, Janie & Paul, your comedy couple co-hosts. In this episode Janie wonders if Tilly Norwood will reboot every Eddie Murphy character, Paul gets invited to Riyadh after our bathroom break (not really!), and together the duo does the math on Fonzie’s existence through American authoritarianism. Does anyone have a blu-ray copy of a particular 1994 film that captures our imagination? Let us know in the comments!Because physical media is in danger,Janie & PFT Below is where you can upgrade to get all of our bonus episodes! Scary movie watch-along is HAPPENING!!! BOO! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 11, 20251h 34m

Watch-along: Late Night With The Devil (2023) *bonus content*

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell there has been so much going on with Late Night TV of late and now, the DEVIL is part of it? This film was new to both me and Paul, and it takes place ON Halloween! Can’t get more festive for spooky season than THAT! Buckle in for some 1970’s la…

Oct 10, 20251 min

Watch-along: The Howling (1981) *bonus content*

Well, goblins, me and PFT are giving ya something to HOWL about! We are kicking off the October Spooky Movie Watchalong Season (where we will give you FIVE movies in 2025!) with this gratis companion audio to stream THE HOWLING alongside us from 1981!Be dogged and upgrade your sub (if you haven’t already) so you can access EVERY movie this month (in addition to our many archived watch-alongs!) If you are already a premium member, please know, we deeply appreciate it and you. Your support means so much to us and keeps this hidden little humor community afloat. And we need a positive outlet so much these days. So thank you for being a member. Truly.Remember how this works, if you’re rusty: find the movie to play or stream, begin our audio on some separate speakers (we help you sync up with us), kick back and WE WATCH IT TOGETHER AS A FAMILY!Smishety-smash that subscribe button! In this one we learn about horny werewolves and their truly mundane internal politics! Turns out communes are NOT THAT EASY TO RUN!Howl away,Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Oct 3, 20251h 34m

The Leaning Tower of Treesa. s6. episode 9.

Well, hello out there cuties! It is Virgo Season, amirite? I mean, I dunno what any of that stuff means, but it is funny to pretend!This is our very special FREE TO ALL September edition of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, where you get our “after-dinner” style spontaneous, free flowing conversation between us, a married couple, who work in comedy and entertainment RIGHT OUTTA LOS ANGELES!Upgrade in preparation for our Spooky Season movie watch-along drops!In this month’s edition, the tree drama CRESCENDOES, and as a Tree Mom, I have a lot to say. Paul doesn’t know which side of the tree he’s on (until it all comes out!), Janie describes a fun night and together, the duo, pretty much rely on the importance of art, connection and creativity as a lifeline in these STILL VERY INTERESTING TIMES. (Are they interesting? Or just stupid? You be the judge!)Tune in, drop out and hug a tree. Love, Janie & PFT!Thanks for drinking our Weekend Water! This post is public so feel free to share it. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Sep 13, 20251h 20m

A Please Would Be Nice. s6. episode 8.

Hey y’all!!!!!What a mixed bag the August STAY F. HOMEKINS episode is. We are TRYING to find moments of fun, creativity and do the whole joy as resistance thing but the clowns around town make that kind of vibing slightly challenging! BUT WE ARE STRIVING AS ARTISTS TO KEEP ON KEEPIN’ ON AND FEEL LUCKY AND GRATEFUL YOU ARE HERE WITH US!! So, thank you for subscribing and listening and commenting below. Sign up for an upgrade for our bonus podcasts and posts! They are fun. YOU are fun.In this episode, Janie denigrates their horrifc mattress, PFT describes a tumble and together the duo lean into the middle stage of their lives with their signature cynicism mixed with cultivated optimism!! THANK YOU and join in the conversation below. We are grateful you are here. Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Aug 9, 20251h 16m

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep11)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comOk, the show got CANCELLED since the last episode. We are incredibly bummed out they just are abruptly ending our relationships with these beloved characters. The creator said he meant to end it next week all along? However, that feels like…a lie? Why?? I mean, sure, the writing was not very fai…

Aug 8, 20251 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep10)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelcome to a Bonus Episode of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast where we chat about episode 10 of AND JUST LIKE THAT!This one finally has a lighter more signature SEX & THE CITY touch and we hear more of Carrie’s (hilarious) novel. Also, big Brady bombshell and great autumn fashions!What are you waiting for? …

Aug 1, 20252 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep9)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello Patient Ones, We are coming at ya a day after the episode aired, we needed time to PROCESS. This one is number 9, number 9, number 9 and it was a DOOZY, titled Present Tense. I guess because it is the present? And things got tense??In this one, Patti Lupone drops the Italian accent, Charlotte drops to the floor, and, …

Jul 25, 20251 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep8)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comAnd just like that, our bonus podcast episode discussing AND JUST LIKE THAT is twice the length of the actual episode we discussed. Episode 8. Titled Happily Ever After. They said we couldn’t do it, but we did. Also, when I posted the above pictures of Lisa Three Names, it came to our attention she referenced being in Hawaii? ISN’T GEORGE WASHINGTON RUN…

Jul 18, 20251 min

A Square Needle. s6. episode 7.

Thank you, Patient Grasshoppers!After a 24 hour recharge, we have the freshest STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode for you. In this one, PFT contemplates complicated moms, Janie gets the (marketplace) shine and together the duo explores their feelings about bats! Tune in, and subscribe for our bonus episodes where we talk about TV and have some movie watchalongs in our archives. And, as always. don’t sleep on our awesome merch from Kin Ship Goods! Which reminds me, some of you said you would be into an “I love my grandtrees” sweatshirt or T-shirt, and if this is true, weigh in down in the comments! Maybe we can get it going!Hugs,The Homekins’ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Jul 13, 20251h 12m

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep7)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelcome new listeners,And THANK YOU!It’s official, we got the Paget Brewster bump after last week’s wonderful and lively episode. After DeadDadgate, we have a HUGE shift in tone in this week’s AND JUST LIKE THAT episode where they decide to throw Charlott…

Jul 11, 20251 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep6) w/ PAGET BREWSTER!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello dear ones! It is TIME for the latest bonus podcast drop from the STAY F. HOMEKINS umbrella of products! This one is the recap of episode six of the newest AND JUST LIKE THAT, and do we have a TREAT for you!Friend of the pod and friend IRL, Paget Brewster, joins us. She is a DIE HARD S&TC (aka Sex & the City) fan and …

Jul 5, 20250 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep5)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello Bonus Content LOVERS!This is the fifth installment of this season’s AND JUST LIKE THAT bonus podcast from the STAY F. HOMEKINS-VERSE! This episode is called “Under the Table.” Because y’all. Aidan bought Carrie that table. Some people saw that coming a mile away, and we didn’t, but OF COURSE HE D…

Jun 27, 20250 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep4)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comAnd it’sJust Like US to record a bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode tackling episode FOUR of AND JUST LIKE THAT in its third season on Max or maybe it is HBO, who cares!This one was a DOOZY, the best character EVER was introduced: Bob. In this episode, Janie almost calls SAG-AFTRA on th…

Jun 20, 20250 min

Grandtrees. s6. episode 6.

Hello dear listeners!It is us: Janie & Paul. We record our After-Dinner conversation once a month in the Free Feed of our precious STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast and this one is HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! In this episode, we talk about going around solo to do all kinds of things, roommates of assassins and, everyone’s favorites topic: TREES!!!!Please listen and subscribe for our bonus content, if you would like to hear more. Please also stay alert and be kind to yourselves and your community. And get up IN them comments below, where the discussion on this episode logically occurs!Our newest bonus episodes reveal our reaction to And Just Like That, which is just FUN. Sign up here to access.Huggles,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Jun 16, 20251h 21m

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep3)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, here we are. In this THIRD installment of the latest Janie & Paul gettin’ up INTO their feelings and reactions of AND JUST LIKE THAT tonigggghht, a big swing prediction gets made! Share YOUR predictions in the comments!Will it play out? Ok, probably not, but it is a FUN little theory to cling to! …

Jun 14, 20251 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep2)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, we apologize for the lateness, PFT is finally BACK from his latest tour leg! The episode had much less ridiculous costume insanity than the last but WAY more wordplay??? In this episode, Carrie gets permission to finally text Aidan, then sends him bad furniture choices when he I…

Jun 10, 20251 min

*Bonus episode* AND JUST LIKE THAT recap (s3 ep1)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt’s been two and a half years since we recorded our last AJLT bonus podcast episode! This is the bonus podcast where the Stay F. Homekins household (that’s us: Janie & Paul) watch every episode of AND JUST LIKE THAT on HBO and then record our EMOTIONS about the episode. Simply subscribe to all we distribute out as special content below, and listen wherever you listen to podcasts! This one had us really FIRED UP! And by fired up, I mean us giggling like little hyenas on helium! I mean, THAT HAT was just presented to us. Could it get even more entertaining? Yes. Yes, it can, darlings: WITH OUR PODCAST EPISODES.

Jun 5, 20250 min

Watch-along: Conclave (2024) *bonus content*

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comSync up our podcast audio and watch CONCLAVE along with Janie & Paul! That’s RIGHT! When a Conclave happens, it is right and just to record a STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast watch-along to the excellent 2024 movie CONCLAVE! Upgrade for our watch-along content & more!It’s a pope-pickin’ hootenanny! We got a ne…

May 21, 20252 min

Groceries. s6. episode 5.

Hello and welcome!To anyone new here, our flagship content is our cherished and precious STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast. For all listeners, once a month, an unfettered little after dinner chat that is a direct line to our brains in real time, with topics aplenty is ready for your pleasure! (a little delayed this month, because of travel conflicts, we apologize)In this episode, we debunk the whole internet and past lives, surprising gastronomic trends and some frustrations with the current state of things without FULLY GOING THERE FOR SELF PRESERVATION. Paul believes this is our very first cuckoo-less episode in cuckoo’s presence, a strange fluke of timing as cuckoo came out to play whenever we were not recording, maybe we are in some glitch in time and space. Because. Why wouldn’t we be. I hope it never happens again, and we still love you cuckoo!Thank you for subscribing and listening and, if you like this, you may just love our movie watch-along track coming out this week! Up the ante for our movie watch-alongs plus other bonus ‘tent! Stay safe, stay sane and stay strong,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

May 17, 20251h 22m

J. Bananas. s6. episode 4.

April showers are the new STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast drop! The FREE feed, with no paywall, reliably HERE for you!! In THIS episode (which got recorded a little earlier in the week, since the Homekins’ had unfortunate Friday recording conflicts) we discuss a scary hard sell, death (always a topical and prescient subject) and FAVE Catholic hymns! Janie has a lingering post-viral cough sucking her very LIFE FORCE and PFT shares a BANANAS experience in Oz!Talk to the HAND and talk to the COMMENT SECTION BELOW. (It will all soon make sense, and we relish the comments on the posts). Dig deep and find your sanity. The country is in the TERLET lately and it is ROUGH on many levels. Trying to embrace and cultivate community as a fortification technique to foster peace and power. Thank you for listening and supporting this pod/’stack. We are deeply appreciative. Bonus content is unlocked with a subscription upgrade. It is there for you, if you need it. Stay safe, stay sane and STAY STRONG. Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Apr 12, 20251h 14m

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 17) REUNION PART TWO!! (the end.)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello, everyone!We have had a wonderful and ever-so-lively time recapping and reacting to this tenth season of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM on our bonus run of STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast premium offerings! Trigger warning: brief political argument.However, we definitely get back on track …

Apr 5, 20251 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 16) REUNION PART ONE

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHey Damp Trashys!First of all, we MUST apologize for a sound glitch in this one. Paul’s audio is peaking. Ugh! We engineer this sucker down to the STUDS, so unsure how this happened!!!! (And by “we” I mean Janie, obvs, who does NOT have a degree in sound mixing.)Feel free to get up in the comments below for this episode…

Mar 29, 20250 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 15) THE FINALE!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello there, Damp Trash friends!Yes, YOU, the listeners of our SOUTHERN CHARM recap bonus episodes! We are happy to have you here, albeit a few days late!Janie here, sorry I held up the pod. I just got back to Los Angeles late last night from West Virginia. I was at a family event…

Mar 26, 20250 min

*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 14)

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, here we are! Ready to share our LATEST conversation about the newest Damp Trash (or maybe you call it SOUTHERN CHARM? How quaint!)In this episode, we deal with some heavy topics the show covers in the most irresponsible manners, or maybe responsibly? Who are we to say, but we look forward to what you think in the comments below! There is a muscular attempt at a theme of breast implants in this episode, some lazy friendships and a possibly exposed attempt to pigeon-hole J.T. which feels VERY SUSS to us. What do YOU, dear listeners think? Thanks for hanging out with us in the bonus land of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings!

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