Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comDamp Trash Detectives!We are caught up (until the final two reunion shows, which is coming soon!)This episode has it all: a woman plucking one of Shep’s nose hairs, Charlie yawning for all of us and yet MORE piling on to Craig — who may be genuinely disliked by the whole crew? Oh, wow, tune in, …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comAmazing news, everyone!We have CONCLUDED our Pump-n-Dump season 12 recap podcasts! The final podcast episode is HERE. In this FINAL recap of the season 12 VPR, Janie & PFT go deep on their thoughts about what this franchise has become. Trigger warning: we didn’t love this season and we don’t ho…

Hello Listeners!We are getting our March episode out to you just under the wire. Apologize for the delay, as I have been SICK and on antibiotics for as long as I can remember. In this episode, PFT describes an unusual opportunity, Janie describes life at the comic cons, and together the two devise a new religion. Enjoy, and look for our bonus episodes that we will get to record this week, now that I have a voice back! Stay safe, sane and strong,Janie (& PFT) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hello, Stay F. Homekins stalwarts!We owe you all a HUGE apology. We somehow MISSED February!? WE ARE MORTIFIED!!Tonight’s FRESH episode is an emergency recording to get us CAUGHT UP. And we will have *another* regular SFH episode later this month.Thank you for understanding! In this episode, we discuss indie projects, Dracula and small talk! Also, how much the Epstein gang just SUCKS. Join the conversation in the comments below. And sorry for the delay, we are in CHAOS.Love,J&P.Our bonus content is fresh and HERE if you would like to subscribe. More reasons we forgot February existed, haha. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelp, Damp Trash Detectives (new hats are HERE), the gang is STILL in Mexico. The headline here is Craig’s Monumental Crash Out. And it is NOT PRETTY. He goes on a bender and rages at Salley AND her extra E, after calling Venita a bowley at dinner. A horrifying and hal…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt’s the reunion part one, we are SOOO CLOSE to completing this season’s Pump n Dump’s! And in this scintillating episode, we FINALLY get to the bottom of Demy’s relationship status!! THE QUESTION THAT NO ONE NEEDED ASKED OR ANSWERED BY ANDY COHEN!!!We also find grace for the Eyebros (trademark pend…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHi friends, We did it, we watched two SOUTHERN CHARMS for our 2damp2trash edition of our recap! We also made HATS (thanks to Kin Ship Goods!) Damp Trash Detective HATS! They are HERE. They come in both green and pink, and they are FANTASTIC. In this recap pod, the gang goes to Mexico for some kind of wellnes…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThe season has ENDED, only the “reunion shows” coming up soon! We did a douple dip again, since work travel got in the way. Thank you for bearing with us as we figured all this out!In this recap, we see some really ugly bathing suits, the gang break up and get back together again …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comOk, Damp Trash Detectives!We got double trouble coming at ya! To make up for being away, we are still recappin’ and reactin’ but at a double pace so we won’t let a SINGLE episode SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS!We also have FINALIZED the prototype of the Damp Trash Detective hat, that will be on sale through our pa…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHey y’all!!So sorry we got behind a week, but get ready for this BONUS DOUBLE EP RECAP AND REACT POD!!We are starting to fully form our opinions on this season’s cast. Guess what: underwhelming! And I have a dark energy theory on KIM. PFT has a dark energy theory on just…the entire gang. But does that stop us from having FUN discussing these past two ep…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comTo my Damp Trash Detectives,In THIS latest podcast drop, find out how embarrassed I am that I didn’t know Jamaica was not in the Bahamas and also HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LAST SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM! WHAT KIND OF DAMP TRASH DETECTIVE, AM I???????? WILL I EVEN DESERVE TO WEAR THE DAMP TRASH D…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWelp P&Ders,Bear witness to 7 women eating lunch outdoors with double+ that many servers in this episode where we are just watching a work trip SLOWLY unfold, I guess? Angelica remains a POS, Audrey is slowly going lukewarm on Eyebrows Senior (because why wouldn't she), and Demy…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comLook, we were HONORED to have Mr. John Hodgman watch his SECOND episode of VANDERPUMP RULES with us this week (don’t sleep on his fantastic substack: Secret Society)! Find out if he was able to follow along (spoiler alert: he has opinions on Kim and Marcus). Paul F. Tompkins goes deeper on his Audrey consp…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWe had the HONOR of recording with Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider for their podcast GARBAGE SESH! In this CROSSOVER episode, yeah, you heard that right, Casey & Danielle learn about Damp Trash detective work, Casey is a Craig apologist, Paul is a Never Craiger and both Jan…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHiiiii Listeners!We have our latest reaction podcast for ya a little late. We were in San Francisco for almost 5 days at the Sketchfest! What a time, really great comedy shows all around. But unfortunately it prevented our regular recording schedule for our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast universe …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHi all,In this week’s episode of NOT the terrible onslaught of breaking news: the Sur kids do yet ANOTHER photo shoot, Marcus and Kim’s relationship hits that all-important ten month mark requiring a commitment ceremony, and Anjelica reveals her true colors as a RHYMES WITH WITCH. All this AND MORE a…

Happy New Year, Homekins! We are dropping our FIRST conversation podcast of this year in the signature STAY F. HOMEKINS style. Unplanned, unedited, raw conversation between us (Paul and Janie!) captured FRESH for your YOUR listening pleasure OR displeasure. In this episode: Janie discusses a creative life under fascism, Paul discusses a creative life that falls short and TOGETHER the duo wax poetic about the show Traitors! What do YOU think and feel about this great and messy human experience? Tell us (respectfully) in the comments! Thank you, everyone, go forth and be kind and loving. It is the way. Hugs not thugs,Janie & PFTAll bonus content we discuss can be found with a simple upgraded subscription. Why not? We’re probably living in a simulation. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe