Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIn the first ever BONUS chat (kind of a mini-episode of the podcast - but AD-FREE!) for our WEEKEND WATER substack subscribers who seek, oh so sweet, PREMIUM content, Janie & Paul make their SUCCESSION finale predictions, OR DO THEY? PFT learns his fate if he loses at “Comedian Feud” and cuckoo is decidedly NOT in a throuple! To have our bonus episode i…

Paul & Janie fight the MAN. Well, help to fight the “man,” who are just 12 outta touch white dude gazillionaires, essentially. Janie adopts spy craft. While PFT gets convinced to also adopt spy craft. Together the two deliver a powerhouse Spring episode through fatigue! Thank you, STAY F. HOMEKINSERS for sticking with us and please subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to be a part of the conversation on this episode.And, as always, find our official podcast merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com Love y’all/youse. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The duo take on modern country. Paul learns stage combat while Janie waxes poetic about rapiers. Together, the dynamic duo take on their after dinner conversation in a haze of April exhaustion! Join them and only say nice things WEEKEND WATER substack comments. As always, great podcast merchandise is available at www.kindshipgoods.com. Check out PFT live in VARIETOPIA this year, if he is in a city near you. Hydrate and spread love!Love,Janie & PFT*subscribe to our substack at weekendwater.substack.com where the community COMMUNES This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHiya everybody! Thank you for joining our Weekend Water community. We are excited to share a new movie watch-along with you. For the price of a bag of chips this month you can upgrade to watch…

It's 2023 Oscar season with the Homekins! PFT gets his sea legs with Trekkies. Janie solves a double homicide. Together, the two try to seduce you to enter their WEEKEND WATER substack community. Either way, it’s the March episode with lots of fun and laughter and podcasticles!www.kinshipgoods.com continues to have the official podcast merch. GET YOURS. I DID NOT WRITE THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE (We instructed ChatGPT to generate an AI description, and it came up with this creepy and inaccurate blurb):The STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast is hosted by married comedians Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins, who discuss various topics from their home during the COVID-19 pandemic.In season 4 episode 3, Paul and Janie are joined by comedian and writer Joel Kim Booster. The episode begins with Paul and Janie discussing the challenges of reading books during the pandemic and the joys of audiobooks. They then introduce Joel and discuss his recent move to New York City and his experiences of living there during the pandemic.The conversation then moves on to the topic of dating during the pandemic, and the hosts and guest share their experiences and observations on virtual dating, dating apps, and the challenges of meeting people in person during lockdowns.The episode also includes a segment called "How Are You Holding Up?", where the hosts and guest share how they are coping with the ongoing pandemic and lockdowns. They discuss the importance of staying connected with friends and family, finding ways to stay creative, and taking care of their mental health.Overall, season 4 episode 3 of the STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast offers a humorous and insightful discussion of the challenges and experiences of living through the pandemic. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie makes an announcement about the SFH podcast community, Paul learns to gaslight! Together, they share how DISCERNING they are. As always, you can find the terrific STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com.This episode is brought to you bywww.GreenChef.com/homekins60www.BetterHelp.com/homekinswww.Lomi.com/homekins This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to episode one of season FOUR of your favorite conversation podcast, hosted by Janie & Paul! The two discuss modern monuments! Paul finds humor in his legacy. Janie wonders about self aware assholes. Either way, they gab AWAY! Love y'all and Happy New Year!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

WHAT DAY IS IT?? A holiday watchalong for 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching this cute Christmas film, that you can ALSO watch along with them while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. It's not easy being green OR being Bob Cratchit! Kermit delivers a sincere performance in this puppet driven take on the Dickens classic! Janie & Paul experience the adventures of Michael Caine's Scrooge and give it five SOLID Humbugs! Get your hot weekend water of choice ready and go back in time with the gang! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, DEAR HOMEKINS, please accept this Homekensian classic for YOU. xoxo We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The Homekins have traveled the country! (Well, just NYC, Philly and Vegas) And they have dispatches from the air! In this final episode of 2022, they decide the year was short and long, and the podcast was a constant. Thank you to the fans, and they will see you in 2023. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, HOMEFANS!!!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

It's November with the Homekins! They drop this month's episode with more Hollywood heartbreak and fun insights. Paul might be secretly taping Janie and Janie is turning it into a hit yacht rock song. In addition, the duo MIGHT be racist about actors reenacting real people. Tune in to find out!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

With the current investment in infrastructure, can train travel be an asset to society? Well, YOU be the judge! Janie & Paul do a watchalong to this artful action horror with a message! Why NOT make a plan in case of a zombie apocalypse? We all need one! Simply sync up the 2016 film TRAIN TO BUSAN and begin the movie when the co-hosts say PLAY on a different set of speakers and watch it along with these two for SPOOKY fun October Watchalong Monster Movie season! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

It's the third SPOOKY watch-a-long of October 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching a creepy movie, that you can ALSO watch while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. Ya know how you unleash hell from special boxes when you're seeking the ultimate pleasure-pain experience? Boy THIS movie sure does! In addition, there's the fresh hell of the worst marriage ever depicted on screen! It's got it ALL! Raise a glass of whatever your Weekend Water of choice is to raise some hell with Janie & Paul and some cenobites (minor spoiler?)And if you'd just love curling up in the 2022 limited edition October official STAY F. HOMEKINS sweatshirt for your life, you can ALWAYS visit https://kinshipgoods.com/products/stay-f-homekins-frankenpiggly-sweatshirt to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

In a month filled with spooky movie watchalongs, the duo drop their October episode! They come up with plans on how to unite America by dividing it, discuss first wave feminism and basically keep the meandering, ongoing conversation, that will never end, as alive as the undead! Stay safe, stay sane and STAY SPOOKY!!!Check out the new official podcast merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com and take care!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to the second SPOOKY watch-a-long of October 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching a spooky movie, that you can ALSO watch while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. They say the HOUSING market is CRAZY. Check out Zillow Gone Wild for that Usher House! It is faaaalllliiing with generational trauma and gruel! Vincent Price is the Priciest and weird paintings might be a red flag? Please enjoy this PoeTENTIALLY scary film with the Homekins. And if you want the 2022 limited edition October official STAY F. HOMEKINS sweatshirt for your life, you can ALWAYS visit https://kinshipgoods.com/products/stay-f-homekins-frankenpiggly-sweatshirt to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 1976 film CARRIE and want to know if you will GO TO THE PROM with them during the REDUX of the spppooookky season watch-alonga-palooza October 2022 (every Thursday this month EEEEKKKK)? Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and maaaaybe you will be crowned the king and/or queen of the night! If you don't have telekinesis, just sync it up manually, I guess. The duo found the film to stream, at the time of this recording, on the free Kanopy app using their library card. And if you want the 2022 limited edition October official STAY F. HOMEKINS sweatshirt for your life, you can ALWAYS visit https://kinshipgoods.com/products/stay-f-homekins-frankenpiggly-sweatshirt to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Some things that are relevant to this important announcement! Go immediately to www.kinshipgoods.com for a LIMITED EDITION spooky season Official Stay F. Homekins EXCITING sweatshirt from your FAVORITE collab of StayFHomeKinShipGoods! (it is more specifically HERE: https://kinshipgoods.com/products/stay-f-homekins-limited-edition-frankenpig-sweatshirt)And get ready for a month of Spooky Season Watchalongs (in addition to our regularly scheduled October episode!) We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

PFT lives long and prospers! Janie gets a new tire from a Covid denier and the two try t o survive an HISTORIC heat event without stopping the STAY F. HOMEKINS eternal conversation that is like a Candle in the Wind. Shop www.kinshipgoods.com to show your love of the podcast and cozy clothes! We're still here and still conversing with each other and YOU, you lovely fans!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The duo have you covered for AUGUST! Beat the heat by listening to Janie and Paul magically upload their latest episode while PFT is touring the country this month with Comedy Bang! Bang! Janie and Paul posit some fun ethics questions on this latest one and are a hunk'a burnin' love in their after dinner conversation! The ABSOLUTE best merchandise in the podcast game is still available at www.kinshipgoods.com and please stay hydrated. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Oh my god, we're NUBS! There's some official podcast merchandise on sale at www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Buckle in, this one's a RIDE. The post-Omicron-infected duo start boring, get commercial, veer a little silly, and raise the temperature when Janie & Paul get a pinch political. Please enjoy our poducast and take care of your beautiful selves! Enjoy the coolest podcast merchandise ever created from www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

DEATH ON THE NILE (2022)The Homekins are home isolating after becoming knocked down by an Omicron variant of Covid. And since they’re trapped, it’s the perfect time for you to watch a movie along with them! The Weekend Water may be Throat Coat Tea this time, but there was enough champagne on screen for everyone! Too much champagne maybe. Remember, to stay safe and LOCK THE DOORS— a murder mystery that can only get solved by someone with a double mustache!Cozy up in STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise from www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul solve currency. The two battle negative thoughts by doing a deep dive on the Vince Gilligan-verse! Stay strong, everyone, things are TOUGH. Do not forget to get cozy podcast merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com. At least be comfortable for the CHALLENGE OF TODAY. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Join Janie & PFT for the first heat wave of 2022. Paul & Janie are out of sorts, a little opinionated and they take a big swerve to Showbusiness Corner! Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for their amazing official podcast merchandise! We love you, and we are at stayfhomekins.com We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to March! The duo are back after dinner. Janie reveals the dark underbelly of Hollywood, while Paul enjoys his minor influencer status. And the two try to keep moving through all the sad! We love you, check out www.kinshipgoods.com for our merchandise and great products!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This month they discuss Old Los Angeles and gross-out humor! Janie experiences Jackass Forever and Paul learns about the New World Order! And both of them get VERY dumb about geography in second half. Stay safe, we love you! Check out our merch at www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

It's the first episode of season 3! Welcome to 2022 with the dynamic duo. Dodging the 'cron and trying to get through a third year of the pandemic. They are hanging in there! Hope you are doing well as we launch into a new year. ...New Year!Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for our terrific, quality merchandise.We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Shark Tank, are you listening? Janie discovers a new product. PFT charters a flight and Just Like That, the duo navigate the new normal of a 700th wave of the pandemic. Please visit www.kinshipgoods.com for official podcast merchandise to gift yourself or others and have a wonderful and healthy holiday season!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hey, THE MORNING SHOW, Janie & Paul know what you did! The couple also attempts to remember Thanksgivings past, while speaking to the future! Check out www.kinshipgoods.com for cool podcast merch and www.vimeo.com/paulftompkins for new streaming live comedy shows!!! We love you. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Feeling SLEEPY? WEELLLLL, our little Night Owls, Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 1984 film A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, and are STAYING AWAKE for you to enjoy it along with them during the spppooookky season watch-alonga-palooza October 2021! Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and try not to dream for the next two hours. Don't have knife fingers and green blood and wormy insides, have FUN instead with your fave podcast twosome, Janie & Paul! And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Is it almost 28 days LATER into our SPOOKY season Watch-along Bonanza? Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 2002 film 28 DAYS LATER, which they are simply infected with joy for you to enjoy with us for our spppooookky season watch-alonga-palooza October 2021! Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and go on the run with us for the next two hours. Don't have rage, have FUN with your fave podcast duo, Janie & Paul! And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

It's been a week! Join Janie & Paul for their single October 2021 podcast release. They offgas some frustrating emotions and try to make sense of this new normal. The duo attempt to contextualize a recent tragic industry event. They make their recommendations, like streaming their live sketch show THE UNCANNY HOLLOW on Saturday, October 23rd at 8pm PST (tickets available at DynastyTypewriter.com)!New Podcast Merch at www.KinShipGoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Craving some BLOOD to drink?! Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 1983 film THE HUNGER, which we would LOVE for you to enjoy with us for our spppooookky season watchalong October 2021 bonanza! Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and grow old with us for the next two hours. Please marry us through your speakers as you enjoy this along with us, the podcast couple who accepts their rapid aging. And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Watch-along, watch-along, watch-along, watch-along, watch-alo...! Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the original 1992 CANDYMAN, which we would LOVE for you to enjoy with us. Simply synch up the movie with our voices through speakers and feel like we have APPEARED INTO YOUR LIVES by summoning us....Hope you don't regret CALLING us into your speakers as you watch this along with US, that podcast couple who you can't get rid of!!!And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hope you've seen senses 1-5, because Paul & Janie sat down and watched THE SIXTH SENSE with you! Simply find a copy of the 1999 movie that takes place in PHILLY, YO and sync up with the audio to have a spooky and entertaining watching experience along with one of your favorite podcast couples! And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul spoil the SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE remake while themselves being scenes from their marriage. New merchandise alert! Watchalong news for October 2021! Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for ALLLLLL the shiny new things. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie endures weird body pains. Paul describes the worst thing to do to a yeller. Together, the two get through a seriously weird night where you may or may not be legally married to them. As always, o to www.KinShipGoods.com for their official podcast merchandise!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Y'AAAAAAALLLLLL get up into a psycho game, y'all with the weekend water of your choosing! Our watchalong to the 1997 film THE GAME is ready to PLAY wherever you decide to join us! Find the movie (we found it on Netflix at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch a psychological thriller with this intense movie along with Janie & Paul chiming in here and there. Lots of shock and trauma and twists and turns and TALKING sometimes, as we were mostly absorbed by the STORY, as you allow this terrifying adventure to play mind games with you....And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Dog days of summer doldrums! Janie digs to for hope. Paul listens and agrees there is nihilism. Together, the duo still find humor while experiencing the human condition!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul visit the South. They get up into some trouble at The Teet and go bobbing in the ocean. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie has unwholesome emotions. Paul meditates amongst plants. And together, the two soldier on through life among the partially vaccinated. Get your merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul go on adventure out of state! We meet our lovely Kin Ship business partners IN REAL LIFE. And the duo relay family quirks!! While also revealing a new podcast schedule for the rest of 2021. Everyone, keep staying safe, sane and STRONG! xoWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Get up into some mummified trouble, y'all! Our watchalong to the 1999 film THE MUMMY is wrapped up and buried into your living room or wherever you decide to join us! Find the movie (we found it on HBOmax at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch an action fun-fest with hot movie (ALMOST ALL male) stars in it along with Janie & Paul. Lots of gasps and twists and turns and TALKING sometimes, we were mostly mesmerized by the ACTION, as you allow this mummified adventure to sweep you away....And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, you can ALWAYS visit www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul announces upcoming projects! Janie announces a bit of past mischief. And, together, the duo get into a little email trouble, Y'AAAAALLL.We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This week moods are improving! Janie does have some rage though. And Paul has some opinions on willful ignorance! Together, they laugh through it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie recounts meeting a personal hero. Paul expresses his interest in Andy Griffith's backstage drama. And the duo create a new tabloid journalism for the modern age!Visit www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

We're Away F. Homekins this week! We discuss insects and reimagine a Hollywood classic. While Drunk. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Sartorial choices get parsed. Paul reacts to Cruella. And the duo try to make sense of this transition moment over their weekend water. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul is back in the swing! Janie ponders what news is smart or not? And the two wade into the VERY hot topic of cancel culture and cancel it. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Things feeling weirder and weirder as things get back to normaler and normaler but the two try to suss out confusing mask mandates and dish on celebrity culture! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The duo share the conclusion to the previous episode's dilemma! They also talk about medical tests with strangers and predictable opinions about unwarranted back rubs. Get the best official podcast merchandise EVER at www.kinshipgoods.com! Love y'all!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe