Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Hey y'aaaaaalllllll!! Our watchalong to the 1993 film MALICE is well-intentioned and absent of malice! Find the movie (we found it on HBOmax at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch a thriller with hot movie stars in it along with Janie & Paul in your living room. Lots of gasps and twists and turns and TALKING (by us) as you allow the MALICIOUS mystery to resolve....And if you need some official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, go to www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Jerry came into our lives. Then, swiftly left. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul talks about his appearance on the brand new Peacock original comedy series RUTHERFORD FALLS. Janie reminisces about talking her way onto studio lots. And the duo keep their meandering conversation going...and going...Check out their CUTE official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast merchandise on www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul feel all the feels of a heavy news week. Janie gets curious about Paul's creative process. Paul reveals his creative process. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Satan himself tries to make us do things. Paul discusses his cult joining requirements. Janie is ready to resist joining any cult. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie talks about school daze. Paul rails against free free speech but not free speech. And the duo wax poetic over the City of Angels. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie's lost her mind. Paul keeps things on track? Together, they Homekins OUT! New sweatshirt announcement at ww.kinshipgoods.com We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is kinda a heavy episode. Welcome to 2021! BUT there is some talk about NORBITT. Happy paper anniversary, Homekins! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hey y'aaaaaalllllll!! "You have no idea" how FUN our watchalong is to the 1990 film REVERSAL OF FORTUNE! Find the film (we found it on HBOmax at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch Dersh brainstorm away with Janie & Paul in your living room. We're chatty Cathy's in this one! And for SURE that is a Raul Blanco ensemble spotted in there!! And if you need some STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise for your life, go to www.kinshipgoods.com to find it! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Questions begin on the future of THIS PODCAST. Paul grapples with his younger self. Janie grapples with Armie Hammer. And the two may just feel....optimism? We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie & Paul discuss their childhood nannies. (spoiler alert: It was television). They reminisce about travel and ponder if they will ever end this podcast? (spoiler alert: They hope so!)We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Escape with a Pina Colada with Paul and Janie! Janie remembers a horrific news story. Paul receives a grocery delivery. And the two opine on Allen v Farrow with ZERO NEW INSIGHT!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

P&J remember a dispiriting casino. The duo send Texas much love while wishing for wrinkle placenta, and recommendations this week include things that haven't even been released yet! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

An update from the squirrel bench! Plus the two find where pop and political culture merge. Recommendations and singing!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul finds new dog friends. Janie learns new methods of getting ahead in Hollywood. And the duo continue chipping away at the pandemic wall with a sharpened spoon they hide in the air ducts. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul and Janie romanticize Hollywood. Paul hits his pandemic wall and Janie tries to hold the duality of hope and despair. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Some Se7en talk. Hawaii is discussed. Other things, too. And then recs! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

PFT shares his kink. Janie makes sure they still recycle. And the two parse imaginary comedy incomes. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This week's been an emotional roller coaster. Paul reminisces about loss. Janie rants about extremism! The duo are DEFINITELY buzzed on this one. Better Help https://betterhelp.com/homekinsGreen Chef http://GreenChef.com/homekins90Magic Spoon http://www.magicspoon.com/HOMEKINSOfficial STAY F. HOMEKINS merch at www.KinshipGoods.com!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul learns Janie has the 'second sight.' Janie learns maybe it is just the second time she's said something, and the two ring in 2021 with appropriate trepidation. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie solves The Black Dahlia Murder. Paul bids adieu to a certain fatigue. And the duo wish ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS! Check out www.kinshipgoods.com for our official podcast merchandise!Episode sponsors and promo deals:www.UsualWines.com STAYFHOMEKINSwww.MagicSpoon.com/homekinswww.CareOf.com HOMEKINS50We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Stream the Christmas-y film IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and sync up the audio of this 'episode' to watch the movie along with Janie & Paul! It will be like having us in your living room, without having to buy us any gifts or share your Weekend Water! SPOILER: Bells figure into this movie.... Be safe and have a happy HOLIDAYYYYYY!!!Don't forget to cozy up with our official merchandise available at www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The two toot their top ten horn. Paul reminisces about being taken down a peg. Janie ponders her shortcomings. They prepare for Christmas a week away. Brought to you by Usual Wines, visit www.UsualWines.com and use our promo code: STAYFHOMEKINSOfficial STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise found at www.KinShipGoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

We're exhausted, and we did it anyway! Plus, we announce four lucky winners of the Kin Ship Goods + Stay F. Homekins Holiday Instagram Giveaway! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The couple describe their Christmas decorating nightmare. Paul remembers Hugh Jackman. Janie remembers a reader. And together, they announce an exciting giveaway with Instagram through @KinShipGoods at @StayFHomekins!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie's in a surly mood. PFT recounts some of his standup adventures. And the duo get ready for Christmas in a 2020 world. Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for our official podcast merchandise!!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Stream the film URBAN COWBOY and sync up the audio of this 'episode' to watch the movie along with Janie & Paul! It will be like having us in your living room, without having to feed us snacks or share your weekend water! URBAN COWBOY is 40 years old this year! Be safe and have a happy Thanksgiving!!!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Are you Down to Crown? We discuss auditions and try to muster some gumption for holidays 2020 style. Official podcast merchandise available at www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Cohen, Covid, Christmas and Country. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Did something happen this week? The duo try to....remember......AND THEY TALK ABOUT REALITY TV!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Holograms are discussed. Nancy Myers vs. Nora Ephron? Who knows! The two are hangin' on by a thread, but we are still forging ahead! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Stream the film INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE and sync up the audio of this 'episode' to watch the movie along with Janie & Paul! It will be like having us in your living room, without having to feed us snacks! A vampire movie, just in time for your HALLOWEEN!!!Be safe and have a happy Halloween!!!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

An important correction! Halloween candy! The final POTUS debate! AND new official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise designs for your collecting pleasure at www.kinshipgoods.comWe have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul flirts with Holiday Light Fights. Janie flirts with Yusuf Islam. And the duo try to keep the rails on their sanity. Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for official podcast merchandise!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Did you want hear an extended discussion about the Showtime soap opera THE AFFAIR? You're in luck! Check out www.kinshipgoods.com for awesome podcast merchandise!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie has a message for mansplainers. Paul breaks down THE FIRM. And the duo make a fun, big announcement (hint: go to www.kinshipgoods.com)We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul shares his Covid testing experiences for the week. Janie reveals her paranoia. And the duo give Iceland travel tips!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Bluejanies. Space! Paul spoils MidSOMMar. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

We got redpilled! We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is hard! Jeff Foxworthy! Scripture! Death! Recommendations!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul parses hobgoblins. Janie ponders Rod Stewart's hair. And the duo reminisce about a victimless cult. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul and Janie review their vows. They also ponder a career change. The two take a stroll down previous landlord lane. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie perfects her French. PFT adds to his menagerie. And the two propose a bold new Albee production. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie remaps the Oujia Board. Paul discusses his J-Lo Stockholm Syndrome. And the couple discuss a new appliance in their home. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie is haunted by a fire alarm. Paul is haunted by Duolingo. And this episode is haunted by the cuckoo. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie tells tales of outdoor theatre. Paul discusses questionable TV practices. And the duo get to the bottom of mixtapes. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul shares the couple's origin story. Janie solves the Halloween. And the two tell A Tale of Two Spiders. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Paul relays an important breakthrough. Janie gets out her magnifying glass. And the duo discuss what happened at The Red Table. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

An exciting night out warrants an extended description. Paul reminisces about waiting on Keanu Reeves. Janie also reminisces about waiting on Keanu Reeves. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Janie ponders Cancel Culture. Paul conceives his new one man show. And the duo hang in there, despite beginning to fray around the edges. (but we welcome the new sponsor www.usualwines.com use promo STAYFHOMEKINS for a glass of wine on us!)We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@StayFHomekinsemail (due to volume, we read-only!)[email protected] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe