Shutdown Fullcast

The Fullcast lives! A day late, sure, but still up despite travel and meetings and other tedious adult necessities. We sound really good via using actual studio mikes in NYC! And keep timers because we were working on a tight turnaround! Expect neither to happen ever again! Topics: --AAAAHHHHHHHHH SPURRIER COME BACK --AAAAAAAAAAHHH SARK YOU okay don't come back for a while until you figure some shit out --AAAAAAAHHHHHH WHYYYYYY WILL GRIER WHYYYYYY --AAAAAAAHHHHHH okay maybe that's enough AAH-ing this week is real good and gonna BE real good and we talk about that for a bit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shutdown Fullcast talks mostly about the time we cooked food on a redneck shopping cart grill on a fire made from burning furniture stolen from a Haverty's dumpster. This may seem odd, but the idea of a dominant victory over a good team by the Florida Gators? So overwhelming to Ryan and I that celebrating Floridian squalor is the only way to reset our expectations and return to something like reality. Topics: --We get immediately to the question: "How shocked are you that Florida was really good for one game?" --A brief recollection of Florida horrors of the past --A warning against pitying Ohio State fans, ever --Why Alabama beat Georgia, and why Ole Miss lost to Florida, and a further discussion of styles making fights --A lengthy discussion of the most Florida moments in our lives! This includes minivans dying at Checkers, falling off of recreational vehicles, and eating roadkill deer with pocketknives. --A review of the coming weekend, where Jason insists he doesn't hate Cal, Ryan and I are certain we're losing to Mizzou after a great Ole Miss game, and how we all know LSU is gonna make the playoff with three losses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast mostly makes fun of Texas this week, but covers a few other topics with this week's guest, Georgia fan and NPR host connoisseur Doug Gilett (aka @captainannoying.) --A quick audit of NPR hosts and the services they have to provide to you because they are technically your employee --An answer to the immortal question "Why is Big Boi wearing nothing but Mets gear in the 'Rosa Parks' video?" --Discussion of how in three days New York City will invent Chick-Fil-A --An extensive mockery of the Texas Officiating Conspiracy, and a historical recollection of the time Texas kicked the saddest field goal ever kicked --And then, a little more mockery of Texas --Doug defends the idea of Georgia somehow beating Alabama this weekend --A review of the rest of the games coming up this week, including a brief discussion of the "Petrino Family Birthin' Hut" --An ending conversation where Ryan gets groceries delivered to his apartment and also about New York finally getting a Chick-Fil-A, a new fad and trend they invented Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The part where Jason recasts King of the Hill with college football coaches, aka the really funny part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast is back to do what we do best, which is make fun of a.) Alabama losing, and b.) people from Ohio telling anyone what is good about anything in life. There's also the following topics, each covered with the usual Skype-glitching and happy negligence. --How a loss for Bama ensures their appearance in the playoff --An examination of the great pride people from Ohio can feel about Ohio while living several thousand miles away from Ohio --A brief appreciation of the short happy career of "Cooper Batman" --Why there are things to watch in the fourth week of the season, and how almost none of them are taking place in the SEC --How Gus Johnson is calling the Texas Tech/TCU game and that's perfect because all it requires is loud, indistinct hollerin' --Is Hawaii lost in the Midwest? --AT 51:30 OR SO: Jason Kirk casts King of the Hill as a live-action movie with college football coaches, which is really the kind of question we desperately try to avoid, but in this case works like syrup on bacon on hotcakes on a pile of unmarked bills. BOBBY HILL IS DABO SWINNEY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The first completely competitive and interesting weekend of the college football season gets...well, it gets us starting off by talking about a man dying a horrible death in a New York utility tunnel. There is actual football. Points covered include: -- "We gotta shit on Texas, Spencer. Because there is a fresh reason to shit on Texas." -- A proposal about Auburn struggling being a sign they will inevitably end up in the national title game -- How Houston Nutt is orbiting the earth like Felix Baumgartner waiting for that call from a willing school as a signal to drop in and save Arkansas -- More petty swipes at Will Muschamp (cut and paste from every week) -- A painful recounting of the times each of us watched a game that left us so angry we wept blood (except for Jason, who is the Dr. Manhattan of college football) -- Proposed: a campus full of yellow jackets would actually be a deeply uncomfortable place, and a campus of Brutus Buckeyes would be pretty much the same as Ohio State's campus right now -- Why BYU is dirty as hell (and that's just fine) -- Proposed: sponsoring a Shutdown Fullcast bowl game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer's on the road yet again, so Jason and Ryan talk about: - the aggressive expansion of the Texas League of Offensive Coordinators - what spaceships look most like genitals - creating your own haunted practice field - why Donald Trump should purchase naming rights to Iowa-Iowa State - how Navy is the team of playoff destiny - or maybe it's FIU, remains to be seen BONUS: We open the show by talking with an Alabama fan who talked shit about us on Twitter. That's probably a smart thing we did, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WEEK ONE WEEK ONE WEEK ONE. We get to talk actual football, which is cool, but we also get to talk about --OUR EXTENSIVE BIG TEN PREVIEW (or what a miserable place Ohio is) --Which mountains have songs of hobo sexual misadventure written about them --A scenario where we have PJ Fleck rapping his own version of a Rich Homie Quan song, "Fleck". --Why you can just wheel out a 93 year old Lee Corso onto the Gameday set and we'd be fine with that --The awkward question of whether Jim Harbaugh has a return policy --A review of all the most important games from week one, and also we talk about Alabama/Wisconsin. --The elaborate plot where we get Lane Kiffin in the driver's seat at Alabama through steps that are not at all implausible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers the Big 12, a conference of such astonishing depth and interest we didn't have time to get to reader questions. We'll double down on them next week, but we apologize: Iowa State is JUST that fascinating. Topics covered: --The least coordinated intro to the podcast ever, and an analysis of the Jade Helm defense Texas Tech will use this fall --Rage-inducing sports video games (helllloooooo FIFA) and the time Ryan's friend threw a controller so hard that he flooded his apartment after a controversial MarioKart ending --Why playing in Ames on a Thursday or Friday night is...is fine, actually. --How you should just not watch Texas this year and come back in 2016 --Did Oklahoma fix the wrong side of the ball? (By asking that we're pretty much saying yes, yes they did) --Texas Tech is the most ideologically pure team in the Big 12 --Why TCU will just try to average more points on offense this year than the New York Knicks --WVU, the ruiners of all ruiners (again) --A brief discussion of the way Charlie Weis stole money from another team and left them bereft and more broken than Kansas football usually is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tomahawk Nation editor and SB Nation Recruiting Director Bud Elliott joins Jason and Ryan to preview the ACC. Topics include: - How Miami can win the conference (no really) - One nice thing said about every ACC team - A consideration of which invasive species will devastate the State of Florida one day - Next to ZERO discussion of Florida State Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Surprise Mystery Guest and SB Nation Managing Editor Brian Floyd joins us to preview the Pac-12...for about seven minutes unti his Internet connection fails altogether. So you just get to listen to Jason and Ryan talk rank the South Division, figure out if Cal can get to bowl eligibility so Jason loses a bet, and assign a pizza topping to every school in the conference. It's extremely educational and it counts towards your summer reading assignment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's entire podcast is devoted to speaking on the SEC, which doesn't really mean we won't talk about things like: --Which SEC fanbase is most/least likely to attack and dismember a robot? --Which team Florida loses to this year from the pair of Tennessee and/or Kentucky? --Following up on that, how losing to your spouse's rival is a delayed kind of rage --Is the SEC going to be relevant in any way besides ruining people's lives in all directions? (A: No!) --How any team can screw any situation up at any time no matter how good a situation you might think it could be in college football (HI WILL MUSCHAMP) --The inevitable mess that someone getting paid over $4 million will get into this year in the SEC West --Why the hell is LSU playing Syracuse on the road? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast goes way, way long this week, eclipsing the hour mark mostly because SOMEONE found Chris Berman's IMDB page halfway through the broadcast. (He was in The Program AND Necessary Roughness! He's practically the Jean-Paul Belmondo of '90s football films!) Topics: --Why "Hoosiers" sucks and how George Lucas is going to put CGI Jabba into a remastered "Birth of a Nation" --Why "Rudy" and most other college football movies suck, but also why "Rudy" sucks more than others, mostly. --A diversion into Werner Herzog narrating Syracuse football documentaries --A promise to buy someone a beer if they actually listen to a certain mysterious point in the podcast (which we will honor) --Seriously, you can get two free beers for listening to this whole podcast provided you see us in real life --Things that do not change year to year in college football, like Ohio State being good or our fictional Woody Hayes living in Hell because "Heaven's soft". --A discussion of "which program is the most Jon Bois" (it's Iowa State) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PURE FOOTBALL EROTICA. That's not an exaggeration, we discuss pure football erotica this week, or at least what we find to be erotic in the game of football. I mean, before that we all talk about BET Uncut returning, but yeah: definitely some football erotica after all the talk about BET Uncut. Get your towels, because it's gonna get steamy! Also the cleaning crew did not come last night and there's some pretty disgusting stuff on these benches. In addition to the following suspiciously football-like topics. --Gus Malzahn suggesting a freshness seal and/or born-on date for SEC teams is a necessary thing --Houston Nutt appearing at Big 12 Media Days either looking for a job or scouting the Mary Kay Convention across the hall --A list of things Art Briles could say out loud and not get prosecuted for --A record total of coach imitations and serial killer references --How Ryan and LaDainian Tomlinson are basically the same person Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's our 200th episode recording with host Rodger Sherman, and we celebrate by discussing: - possible non-conference upsets - how you can bet actual money on teams like Rutgers and UNC to win the national championship, somehow - Tampa/St. Petersburg and its burgeoning culinary scene - other household items you could attack a quarterback with and call it training - the 2001 film Driven starring Sylvester Stallone - how there's nothing controversial happening in the CFB universe right now, nope, no sirree Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Things are totally normal on this week's Shutdown Fullcast as the usual cast of Steven Godfrey, Jason Kirk, and Ryan Nanni, discussing: -- The Big 12's imminent expansion -- The Big 12's imminent collapse -- Living in Orlando: you can do that, apparently? -- How nuclear winter leads to a reborn, hard-as-hell Big 8 -- How that same nuclear winter plays right into Bill Snyder's hands -- Paul Johnson's Intervention/Recruiting -- Godfrey's retirement business plan, Chick-fil-Agnostic -- Canadian legal precedent. Shit, we've completely lost the damn plot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast throws all else to the side to discuss the time Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs allegedly got into a fight with the strength coach at UCLA and threw a kettlebell at him. You need nothing more. Topics: --Where Puff Daddy now stands among Rappers What Do Fightin' --A description of a man that includes "his legs look like Kevin Smith's pants" --Why you don't ever fight the best recruiter on a football staff --Is George O'Leary the worst choice for AD ever? (A: probably not) --Why DMX deserves his own Planet Fitness, and also a hug --Steve Spurrier singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at 41:00 --A discussion of how enjoyable it is to see senior citizens knocked out by t-shirt guns in Florida Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast gets right down to business by discussing realignment five years on, the least bad ways to break up with someone in college football, and the other following foolishnesses: --how a lot of people still don't seems to know Mizzou is in the SEC --The Big East's amazing investment strategies in turning 1.4 billion dollars in possible TV money into one hundred million dollars in just eight years --Texas A&M's move to the SEC has been the second marriage your mom dove into with both feet and zero hesitation --The various ways to dump a coach or player that involve both the most and least amounts of pain --The time Auburn managed to divorce a guy and then date his best friend, aka the Chizik/Malzahn switch --The invention of something called the "No Cuddle Offense" --Reggie Ball fan fiction! (aka giving the people what they want) --A hypothetical marriage between two coaches that results in someone being banned from a Kirk Franklin concert --A Kirk Franklin reference on a college football podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast is not only late, it's recorded on the road with relatively poor audio quality! Obviously you should listen to every terrible second of it. Topics covered: 1. Rivalries updated, i.e. can you make up a rivalry out of thin air? Should you even have rivals? Which rivalries actually matter, and which ones do people even really care about? Why are the most intense rivalries between the most similar types of people? Remember that time South Carolina and Clemson had a head-kicking brawl that cost South Carolina a bowl game? You should probably remember that more often than you do. 2. Is Les Miles sort of doomed at LSU? Beyond the usual ambient level of doom one might associate with LSU? 3. What teams are you really, really unwilling to admit you enjoy watching? And not "oh, it's a guilty pleasure!" level watching, but "oh god please don't let even my wife know I enjoy watching them" kind of shame or discomfort. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast comes in at a LEAN AND MEAN fifty minutes, indexed thusly for maximum listening efficiency. 0:00--12:00 We discuss Ryan's trip to West Virginia, Tudor's Biscuit World, the safety fair held in a funeral home parking lot in West Virginia, how Senator Robert Byrd is definitely not dead, and how difficult it is to pin down the West Virginia accent without talking like a camp cook in an old Western. Off the rails by the third minute, really. 12:01--29:00 A discussion of something football-related! Charlie Strong poses with baby tigers named Bonnie and Clyde, an examination of states that will allow you to own a tiger without any paperwork whatsoever, Kliff Kingsbury remaking the "Tip Drill" video as a recruiting pitch, Texas A&M making up eight new exotic animal-based traditions in order to compete, a pitch for an SEC Network show called "Aggie Court," and Kevin Sumlin quietly wondering when he can take the Chargers job. 29:01--41:00 Where we discuss UAB coming back, how your school has never done anything wrong, Ryan making a dubstep highlight video of the 2014 Idaho/Florida game, how we really aren't saying the worst things you can say about Birmingham when we say bad things about Birmingham, Bill Clark is coming back to UAB for ROLL DAMN VESTED PENSION, and what college towns do not have a Joseph A. Bank and thus cripple college coaches' ability to purchase the same suits. 41:01--END Reader mail, including the saddest games you can watch in 2015, the seasick feeling of being in Tampa in October, and how global warming as a Big Ten domination plot might backfire on them spectacularly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This free-wheeling and extremely (even by our standards) edition of the Shutdown Fullcast covers: --Why the cult of the Big Green Egg is mostly a lie --How POINT BREAK IS MERELY GOOD AND IS CERTAINLY NOT ON A LEVEL WITH OH SAY SOMETHING LIKE THE CLASSIC "UNDER SIEGE" --A description of the time Jason saw his youth group leader stage a mock kidnapping and execution to teach the value of church? Something like that? --Which teams could go 8-0 to start the 2015 season and have it mean absolutely nothing (hello, Mizzou!) --Can you witness to a zombie? --What absolutely insane college football superstitions and beliefs do we believe are real despite all evidence to the contrary? For instance, why are all Friday games ABSOLUTELY CRAZY (even though there is no evidence this is even remotely true) and why do insane things always happen in Lubbock at night (like losing by thirty in dull fashion!) --How Florida State could lose four games in realistic fashion, and possibly five if you like to do drugs and believe stupid things Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shutdown Fullcast for this week HEATS UP with HOT SEAT CONJECTURE. There's also talk about proper buttcrack maintenance in hot weather if you want to skip straight to the 42 minute mark, but otherwise we ask: --Isn't the coach at Alabama always the fifth most endangered coach in the country no matter what happens on the field? --Is Kliff Kingsbury too handsome to fire? (YES, YES HE IS) --Big transfer news in the state of Florida with LUKE DEL RIO that's right LUKE DEL RIO and NO ONE ELSE --Mike London is already fired right yes yes yes he is right? --Does Mike Gundy have a horrendous, horrendous year ahead of him? Probably? Yes? --Does Gold Bond Powder start a bakery in your pants on hot days? --How does one get properly drunk for every game at every kickoff time on the college football schedule? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers a veritable panoply of important topics including ACTUAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL. The menu includes: --A super important Bobby Bowden imitation which is totally not Foghorn Leghorn --We review the starting quarterbacks for three conferences, and in turn reveal our total ignorance of who's actually starting at any position for any team at this point in the year. --No really, go through the ACC and even try to know what you're talking about after you name "Deshaun Watson." --A discussion of what decade you'd rather live in that results in Ryan saying: "Which is probably why I'm so sexual." --The choosing of which game in 2015 will result in a 0-0 tie going into overtime. (Hi, Alabama/LSU.) --Us calling Iowa/Iowa State "El Assico," which we repeat because that is the proper name for the game and we want everyone to know it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shutdown Fullcast returns and basically opens the college football season for everyone. Congratulations, everyone: It's May 6th, and football has started. Important topics covered include: --Jameis Winston is now the NFL's great joyous problem and we're sure they'll be fine with it --More hot DRAFTPINIONS [whang] [whoong] [whoosh] [action noises --Many reader questions, including a lengthy discussion of fast food franchises' varying degrees of honesty. (LITTLE CAESAR'S WE RESPECT YOUR HONESTY.) --Maybe one of our wives talking in the background for easily half the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WE BACK. The National Signing Day podcast covers the unfortunate weight gain of recruiting season for coaches, the inevitable squandering of talent by brand and by team after all the excitement of getting it, the most exciting 8-4 Sun Bowl Team Steve Sarkisian will ever assemble, how Mike Leach recruits via conversation, the worst football plays we've ever seen, and the only proper way to declare your intent to attend Notre Dame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. For the first time all three of us are in the same room AND actually guest-edited by Ty from the Solid Verbal, so if we sound even more mellifluous than usual it's because of superior production, not any appreciable incrase in talent, planning, or execution. (Those remain haphazard as always.) The topics for the week include: --Ryan and Jason doing duelling Andrew Luck imitations for four minutes --Why everyone is always polite at a gun range --Did you hear that Florida State lost by 39 points #talkinboutthenoles --New reader questions, including setting up the best possible fights between teams for the 2015 season --Actual title game talk, if you happen to make it all the way to the 35 minute mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On tonight's Shutdown Fullcast, we discuss how Wisconsin no longer has a coach but still has a jolly old Santa figure who leaves Barry Alvarez statues everywhere, Michigan not having a football coach until the spring thaw, the madness of the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl and your last chance to watch Western Michigan, and the bowl game that once had as many as 7200 people in the stands at once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers: Why it's not easy to be Brady Hoke, how you can fly all the way to Colorado and not really understand how a buyout works, how Michigan will reach for a Harbaugh apple and pull down an Addazio persimmon, why no sane person should take the Nebraska job, the moment when Jason demands people JUST FUCKING FIX THINGS, a proposal for UNLV to grant joint custody of the program to Houston Nutt and Ed Orgeron, Scooby Wright for Heisman, and how the Big Ten Championship Game Trophy definitely doesn't look like a football sitting on a trash can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast goes early to avoid the Thanksgiving holiday, and discusses the following: why FSU is fine but Tallahassee is kind of scary, how UCLA can honestly be called "pretty good" at football, why Minnesota will be #25 forever, how Alton Brown would be the most annoying roommate ever, and why Will Muschamp still believes modern farming techniques are tricks of the devil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, the Shutdown Fullcast reviews the college football rankings and finds out UCLA and Minnesota are the two greatest teams in college football; examines the precise levels of "Fuck Marshall" contained in those rankings; examines the mysterious concept of GAME CONTROL; answers reader questions, including telling you the exclusive secret to avoiding paying your student loans; looks at the week ahead and weeps tears of boredom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's podcast features a bold science experiment with the college football playoff rankings, tries to parse the meaning of "excessive scoring," gets Kirk Ferentz's buyout totally wrong, answers reader tweets, figures out why Dabo Swinney's terrified of couches, and describes Jimbo Fisher's Christlikeness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's edition is late and for that you get the refund of NOTHING. Topics include: a baffling discussion of Billy Joel and whether he has ever seen a football game, the agony and ecstasy of being a Florida fan processing a shocking win over Georgia, an important discussion of Cash Money vs. No Limit, a look at the very busy week eleven slate, and yet more #talkinboutthenoles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ONLY THE FASTEST DISCUSSION OF THE PLAYOFF WILL DO. Which is why we're discussing it no less than sixteen hours afterwards, because speed kills and we like to stay alive around here. This week's Shutdown Fullcast focuses on how the committee did a pretty good job, everyone hates Notre Dame again, which coaches would make good defensive attorneys, and how Dr. Bo came to the decision he made at the end of the LSU game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Fullcast covers Notre Dame conspiracy theories, reviews which teams are everyone's rivals, says nice things about three overachieving teams, and determines which hip-hop celebrity is a universal translating robot in bike shorts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

--We finally talk about Florida State, and whether Chad Henne could hit the earth with a spear --A brief discussion of how damn dappled everything in Michigan is --Jason likes a game with many points! (TCU/Baylor --An explanation of "go for two" is a principle Bret Bielema obeys in every facet of his life --We are asked who the most clownfraudulent team in the top ten, and yes it's Notre Dame --We are also asked a question that leads us to explain why Dana Holgorsen needs so much Red Bull (A: he is the main character in Crank.) --A scenario ending with the talking Olmec Head from Legends of the Hidden Temple vomiting from consuming too much alcohol --Florida State FLORIDA STATE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's podcast discusses the tumult of week six, lets someone read articles about artisanal popcorn in Wright Thompson's voice, figures out the part of Florida that produces the most Florida Men, and looks ahead to week seven. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shutdown Fullcast explores the horrors of the Michigan Man Riots of 2014, answers reader mail about SEC rap rankings and the worst teams we've ever seen, and looks at the week ahead in college football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's episode is already picking new coaches for people, and also talks for five minutes or so about this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast examines the most and least self-aware fanbases in college football, and slanders most of them. We also discuss Week Four's games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The second edition of Shutdown Fullcast covers why Ryan is hanging out with the snake mayor of Rapid City, SD; why Outkast guarantees victory for your football team; and how everyone in college football this week goes over to their friend's dirty house just to be polite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The first episode of the second season of Shutdown Fullcast screws up the introduction, makes a terrible comparison of parenting techniques to football, covers the action for week two, and why you should go to brunch with Ralph Friedgen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roger Raps All - I-do - Is - Win - With - Kliff - Kingsbury by ShutdownFullcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This week's Shutdown Fullcast breaks some bad news to Jason and talks about what kind of vermin your fanbase would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's episode opens by focusing on the most important coach in college football, Dabo Swinney. Discussion of bowl games and the time Memphis football players tried to crash a black sorority reunion at the St. Pete Bowl follow, and we conclude with terrible Mike Leach imitations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode of Shutdown Fullcast features an extensive discussion of sad restaurants filled with lonely people, a brief analysis of the Iron Bowl, and an admission that the college football season has probably peaked already. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast focuses on mysterious Big Ten, the surprising depth of week eleven's lineup, and Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast looks at the disasters of the college football season so far, but first looks at some personal debacles like taking yohimbe and going to law school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan, Jason, and Spencer review week nine's slate, discuss how Texas law requires the leak of every email ever sent to anyone, and figure out that Nick Saban appeared on television to recruit someone's lonely grandmother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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