Sex With Emily

In honor of "No Shave November," Emily focuses on manscaping in this episode. Topics include: trimmings tips (not for Thanksgiving), pubic hair styles, "back pussy," vajazzle, and on-air bikini waxes. Emily addresses listener letters including a woman fallen for two men and cheating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is back in San Francisco before heading off to Mexico for the Thanksgiving holiday. She made new friends at the Sex Summit -Ben and Jen Rode- who join her on air. Ben and Jen explain their Explosive Sexual Healing technique whichhelps women achieve half hour g-spot orgasms (this is the way to relax!). Listener letters include: addressing girlfriends who don't like receiving oral sex and crushes in the neighborhood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ted Travelstead, Vanity Fair reporter and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk, joins Emily in this throwback episode. Emily and Ted discuss religion and sex, Betty White, the gag-reflex, and the New York City versus San Francisco dating scene. Also, how nice is too nice for a "nice guy"? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get dominated by Sarah Miller, Emily's sex school classmate who happens to be a Pro- Dominatrix. Emily talks about getting naked in class, BDSM, and breast orgasms (they really do exist). Emily also talks about sex, drugs, and alchol. For a follow-up lesson on BDSM, check out Sex Tips from a Dominatrix II. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're looking to snuggle up and reignite spark in your relationship, a Fall Staycation is a perfect way to spend time with you lover. Emily gives tips for planning a vacation in your bedroom. Emily also answers questions about male-female friendships, squirting, and Emily's favorite-- threesomes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of Halloween, Emily talks about scary bedroom encounters, from a one minute man to anal sex. Also, what to do when your hook-up leaves underwear behind, sex with your ex, and avoiding STI's during a threesome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this throwback episode Emily talks about bushes, from George W. Bush to the 70’s hair down-there trend. She also discusses breast orgasms, bondage, and Black Swan girl-on-girl action. Also, just in time for Halloween, an Oregon couple gives out some sexual trick or treats--- “three musketeers or a condom anyone?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily and Menace talking about going to first base-- tips from first dates and first kisses. Emily also answers listeners emails about swinging, gym fantasizing, and party etiquette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In these two quickie episodes, Emily tells you how to get in on whether you're naked at the Harbin Hotsprings or on a cruise. She then describes how to pleasure women in bed, from foreplay to roleplay, with a little oral sex in between. The show comes to a strange end with Emily involved in a somewhat disturbing Fast food fantasy, dressed up as the Hamburgeler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily's back in sex school getting her doctorate, learning about gigantic sex machines and how the penis evolved. After school gets out, Emily goes on the Jeff Probst show to give sex advice and answer some hard questions from the audience. One lady wants to know what do you do when your guy won't go down on you. Several husbands want to know how to get their wives to have sex with them. If your not getting any with your significant other, it might be time to play Emily's Sex Drive, her new iPhone application for couples. Emily will send you an envelope everyday with a sexual assignment (she's not the only one getting schooled in sex). Emily and Menace take the Sex Drive pledge and pretend to fulfill their sexual tasks, from going to a sex shop to dirty talk. Emily gives advice for how to mixup your sex life whether you like good ol' fashion vanilla sex or something a bit spicier. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily challenges you to go big or go home, and fantacize! From dirty talk to transcending the boundaries of your sex life, you need to liberate your lust. Emily's cohost Menace shares some intimate memories, prompting a discussion about men's fantasies. Emily also has a few dating tips for listeners who find themselves on the deep end of dating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the “breast show” in support of National Breast Cancer month of October, Emily and Menace discuss ways that both women and men should not neglect the breasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's throwback episodes are all about YOU! We focus on listener emails that highlight problems people have with everything from stale sex and swinging to sexualizing strangers. Menace and Emily delve into the nitty gritty of monogamy, and rumors about San Francisco women being gold diggers. Menace's views on this matter may shock you. Or not, if you've listened to him for more than 5 minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Emily helps out a male listener who's severely lacking in confidence, as well as one of his testicles. After returning from a 4th of July trip to Michigan, Emily starts pondering her single life. Good thing she has a "Group Sex" seminar coming up, even if it doesn't involve group sex. Menace takes on short-haired women and feels the wrath of San Francisco's ladies. Topics from listeners include the problems of asking girls out, handjobs, and sex with pregnant women. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily shares at least seven different types of orgasm’s for women (sorry gentleman). Oh the many orgasms yet to come! Emily gently, but not too gently, guides you through how to achieve orgasms, no matter if you prefer Combination or Blended, Multiple or Serial orgasms. Hopefully we can all agree that real orgasms are the best kind of orgasms, and fake ones don’t serve anyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From pre-med to pornography, girl next door to sexy vixen, adult star Bree Olson talks openly about her sex life. Emily and Menace also talk about their sex lives, or lack their of. Menace wants to know how many sweaters Emily’s knitted during her Manatroium-- A hiatus from dating or even flirting with men. Menace is conducting an OkCupid experiment but isn’t having any luck finding prospective partners online. Emily answers listener’s emails about being too wet for sex, Hand Jobs, and strippers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

mily discusses how to navigate your online relationship, from the first online dating message to the unfortunate “it’s not you, it’s me” email message. Emily explores the brave new digital world of dating, and questions whether it’s possible to “Liketerbate,” E-snoop, E-hump, and digital dump with at least some human decency. After all, emoticons cannot replace real human emotion. In other news, a man semen scientist actually thinks swallowing semen makes women smarter and happier, and people are actively trying not to orgasm during sex. Sounds like reverse psychology at it’s best. Emily answer listeners emails about what to do if they don’t call, having sex with your roommate, and giving yourself oral sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily runs through a list of hot sex moves for guys, many of which are questionable in their hotness, even if they're well-intentioned. Menace gives some dating advice to a thirteen year old that doesn't go over too well. The pitfalls of married sex and libidos are discussed, and Emily is upset to find out the rather banal things married women want more than sex, like reading and sleeping. Emily is getting a lot more done on her man-atorium. Listeners have problems with terrible oral sex, breaking up, and dating single moms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From earlobe nibbling to men in suits, golden showers to keeping your socks on during the deed, Emily reveals the top turn-ons and turn-offs for men and women. So read a book at a cafe, fix a lamp, and try to notice the little things that make your partner happy. Emily also answers listeners questions about Baby Mama drama, dating a pimp, first time anal sex advice, and masturbating after marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily's friend encounters "the fatal move," the head push, and Emil and Menace discuss its merits. Emily and Menace share their pet peeves about the opposite sex - from talking to not picking up signals to playing corpse in bed. The Great Handjob Debate flares up, a listener looks for nonverbal cues to move foreplay ahead. Another listener considers a four year long-term relationship and Emily weighs the pros and cons of long-term Skype sex. Other topics include: having kids, sex toys, single parent dating, and celebrity sex addicts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily's inbox has been getting swamped with emails from virgins of all ages lately, so today's episode is dedicated to helping them join the coital club, laying out what they can expect and how they should enter this new stage in their love lives. Virgins' partners get advised too, to make their lovers' first times magical. Or, at least, less awkward than their own. Emily weighs attending Burning Man and Menace prepares for Wedding Season. A listener wonders how to find men into bondage. Another doesn't know how to ask out a waitress. A British couple is making everyone on earth throw them weddings, a new blog broadcasts creepy OkCupid come-ons, and Todd Akin thinks women have magic in their wombs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sticky subject of ejaculation is covered in painstaking detail today by Emily, Menace, and their loyal, very opinionated listeners. From the where’s and why’s to the do’s and don’t, the coming and going of male climaxes are dissected and discussed. Emily’s friend asks her for a vacation sex starter kit. Emily shares a few threesome stories and Menace shares his travel plans and outlines his enthusiasm for Asian women. In technological news, future phones will be able to detect STD’s, and men’s scrotums are being roasted by their beloved laptops. A listener with a ponytailed husband shares her first (and according to Menace, inevitable) swinging experience, another takes on Emily’s diction, and “Female Viagra” is discussed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily and Menace discuss the last episode of Miss Advised and what really happened with her crush David in Napa. Emily gives the CEO of Masque: Sexual Flavors a phone call and solicits his oral expertise to pick the best fellatio tips from listeners. Be enthusiastic, pay attention to the tip, make eye contact, and use your hands. Oh and don't actually blow. Emily also answers listener emails about meeting people at bars, devirginizing men, and how to be more confident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Celeste & Danielle, "sexological therapists," talk about how they coach people to better sex. They stress the importance of men getting involved in their lover's emotions, sexual spontaneity, avoiding rejection when talking about sex with your partner, the G-Spot, and their book, "Cockfidence." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily talks about the ten most embarrassing sex questions she gets and how to be, well, less embarassed about them. While there are solutions to many sexual issues, people need to have a sense of humor about sex and expect some hiccups, and possibly queefs. Let go of body insecurity, fears of premature ejaculation, embrace your fetish, and take a little pride in your 'walk of shame.' Emily also talks about why you don't necessarily need to bring a date to a wedding, and having sex at a wedding (or in the parking lot outside the wedding). Also, Emily describes her experience as a guest on Watch What Happens with Andy Cohen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily may have just dressed up five nights in a row for Halloween and Menace was nominated to be a Prom King, but don't worry, today's show is all about grown up topics. A rather young listener has trouble leaving a relationship and entering a new one, so Emily has some advice on how to break up. Menace starts a 30 day Starbucks challenge to "see what happens," so he might not be the best source of advice for making mature decisions. Luckily Emily is around to help some married listeners maintain their healthy sex life into their golden years. Ejaculation etiquette, oral sex, and orgasm issues with a girlfriend get discussed, and a listener has a hairy problem with his girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you do if you like, "like" a friend? Emily works through the problem of a lovelorn, friend-zoned listener while she herself starts to date a longtime acquaintance. Do you perform "the reach" in a restaurant on your second date? Emily points out why you should - and don't worry, it won't get you thrown out. If your oral sex routine is getting a little yawn-worthy, Emily's got some oral sex tips to keep things exciting. Also, learn how to communicate about condoms, and how you can stop dating losers once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is going to New York to hang out with Andy Cohen as a guest on Watch What Happens Live on the 23rd. Menace prepares Emily for the hard questions she's going to have to answer. Emily and Menace discuss relationships and how spending time apart from your boyfriend or girlfriend can be beneficial for your relationship. Emily breaks down the the top ten reasons people break up including the need to feel independent. It's important to remember that your partner doesn't posses you. Emily and Menace give advice about diets, body image, and reigniting the spark. Also, oral sex advice from guest Tasha Reign -vegetarian, social activist, free spirit, yoga enthusiast, and hardcore porn star. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily interviews Dr. Sarah Miller about her first sexual experiences, what she's learned about men by being a dominatrix, and other sex tips and tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily interviews Captain Erotica - he saves relationships in a single bound and couples hire him to teach them have better sex lives. Emily also talks about her first sex party experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily advises not going to a strip club on a first date like she did on Miss Advised. Emily gives sex advice to a 34-year-old virgin who wants to find love, to a 15-year-old girl who wants to learn how to have her first orgasm, and a 30-year-old female who has tried everything possible to orgasm to no avail. Emily shares personal stories about her first ever orgasm and what it takes to get her there. She also shares the number one reason women have trouble reaching climax and what they can do to achieve an orgasm. Understand your body, claim your own orgasm, and never wait for a man to have the “right moves” in bed. Also, Emily is on a mission to change the world with lube and a certain sex toy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honesty may be the best policy, but honesty in relationships are like deep sea diving: if you want to survive, you’ve got to know your limits. Today Emily lays out the five things you don’t want to know about your partner’s sex history. Then it’s back to basics, and why you should just pick up the phone and ask her out already. A man whose wife just admitted that she's never had an orgasm with him, and Menace lays out his tried and possibly true method to getting over performance anxiety. Craving oral sex tips? This episode’s got ‘em, as well as one night stands and the basics of talking dirty. Please support out sponsor: Masque: Sexual Flavors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of women out there are intimidated by initiating sex, and even more men are tired of putting in the work. Thankfully, Emily's here to explain how women can ask for it without asking for it, and how men can better set the mood. From porn and sexting to fantasies and massages, it's time to step up your game when it comes to scoring. Emily and Menace discuss the effects of being on Bravo, being reviewed by the Parents' Council and being called "Strident", talking about cock rings on national television, and the weirdness of old flames suddenly calling them up. A Chinese village ascribes magical powers to a subterranean masturbation sleeve, and Sweden built an app to let you test out sex with your Facebook friends. A male listener can't unwrap his head around a partner's past, and it's affecting his confidence in bed. A foot fetishist writes in to explain the sexual appeal of podiatry. When a guy who doesn't call after two dates suddenly wants to reconnect, Emily and Menace take different approaches to the dilemma. Menace uses astrology to explain a lot of Emily's problems, and Emily thinks Menace has some "early ball trauma," which prompts some personal delving on his part. Finally, Menace would give up sex for a year for the 4 Alarm Double Decker Taco, but Emily is hard pressed to decide what she'd give up sex for. Enjoy the show! Please support our sponsors: Good Vibrations, Jimmyjane, Masque, and Max For Men/Crazy Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone asks Menace: “Do you have Sex WIth Emily’s number? She said her favorite call is a booty call.” Emily may have mentioned that her favorite call is a booty call on Miss Advised. Menace is in love with Amy, the matchmaker from Miss Advised and the two give her a call. Emily talks about how to get over your ex and start new relationships. Emily also gives advice to couples who don’t connect sexually. If you don’t connect in the bedroom, it makes it harder to connect in other ways in the relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily announces that she will be talking about oral sex today. Menace isn’t surprised since it is her favorite topic other than her dog. Emily’s dog Daisy amazingly climbs up a tree in the dog park. Something about a squirrel... Menace calls Emily a player for life after they talk about marriage and monogamy. Emily plans on getting married only if all her exes can attend the wedding. Emily’s new intern Omar gives anal sex tips and oral sex tips for both gay men and straight men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stepping into the studio right off the set of a porn shoot, vixen Maggie Mayhem tells Emily how she went from accidentally having a mullet in high school, to running HIV clinics, to starring in hardcore porn. A self-described "Sex Hacker", she's constantly breaking down barriers and challenging herself and others. She got her fiance into porn, pegging, and polyamory, and teamed up with him to start the "PSIgasm Project", an open-source orgasm detector that detects and analyzes orgasms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily recovers after her birthday party weekend and prepares for the premiere of Miss Advised in two weeks. A reason to watch: Emily makes out with a bunch of dudes.A man gets a 2-year long boner from riding a motorcycle and a man serves up his genitals for dinner, literally. Emily discusses 50 Shades of Grey and bondage for beginners. Also, how to please a women even if you think you're horrible in bed.How to get over your fear of balls and manscaping your man-mane to get more oral sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily used the term "going to pound town" with a guy she's dating and Menace is proud. Emily makes out with unattractive dudes for the sake of research. She also got three threesome proposals on her show Miss Advised. Dr.Ruth is getting people drunk (but not too drunk) off her new wine. Open relationships are becoming more accepted and Emily thinks people should be open to alternative types of relationships. If monogamy doesn't work for you, try something else. Also, Canadian women need their clitoris rubbed. Menace wants men to try out being assholes and ignore attractive women. Emily isn't happy about his advice and continues her Sex Ed lessons. Also, if you can't get an erection, drink a glass of Dr.Ruth's wine and have get a deep tissue massage. Having a French Bulldog or a Siberian Husky might get you laid more often. Emily's Jack Russel Terrier doesn't make the sexiest dog list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Hump Day! Emily takes the guy she's dating to her ex's birthday party over the weekend and is celebrating her birthday with a Kegel Kegger. Emily and Menace discuss the top ten cheap date ideas from roller-skaing across the Golden Gate Bridge to going to a dive bar. Also, the worst places to go on a first date. Never go to dinner and a movie unless you have no interest in talking to your date. Hopefully the movie will at least be entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is trying to bring back the Hand Job and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Hand Job” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.Another woman attacks a cop with a sex toy. There’s a sex toy drive through now as well as a vibrator bike delivery system. Next, a helicopter service that airdrops your sex toys on your porch.Why he or she isn’t sleeping with you and how to have sex more often, or at least once. If your partner does not want to have sex, you should genuinely ask them what’s wrong. Emily and Menace act out healthy communication as a pretend couple and end up breaking up. Oh well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn't sure what to make of it.Why you might be able to blame your mattress for the horrible sex you've been having. How to strengthen your penis and how to go organic and orgasmic with Hot Rawks aphrodisiacs. Gaydar is proved by science and a poll shows people really want their significant other to cook. Emily has horrible Gaydar and doesn't cook. Oh well.Should you stay friends with your ex's and people you've slept with when you're in a serious relationship? Emily's going to Mexico with the guy she's currently dating and her ex.Emily is your sex ed teacher and shares everything they should have taught you in High School, from female masturbation to how to spot a douchebag. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations, drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.Emily discusses the crazy places people want to have sex and professes her love for hotel room sex. Emily and Menace debate the Alpha Male vs. the Beta male-- who is better in bed and who is a better mate. Also, how to get out of the dreaded "friend zone." Nice Guys don't have to finish last, except in bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo "Miss Advised" will air on June 18th at 10 pm. In the first episode. Better tune in.Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only being best friends with your ex but making him your dog's baby daddy. It happens.Also, robot prostitutes, throwing sex toys at cops, and getting married so you can register and get new knives.From the Chameleon to the Co-dependent, from the Serial Dater to the Serial Liar, find out if you are dating one of the seven deadly dating personalities and how to get out as fast as you can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No one has faith in Emily's camping skills. Do women prefer the beta male or the alpha male? Menace claims to be the perfect alpha/beta hybrid. Of course he does.Double the pleasure, double the fun. What is double penetration and how to do it. Emily also talks lesbian three-ways, strap-ons, and butt plugs. Emily has a butt plug waiting for Menace in the office. He declines.If men are allowed to show their nipples why can't women? Emily protested the ban on female nipple nudity by riding around her neighborhood topless when she was seven- years-old. While female nipples in public are few and far between, you run into penises wherever you go in San Francisco. Also, how to give your partner a nipplegasm, candy bras, piercings and nipple clamps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is porn an ally or an enemy in your relationship? Emily talks about what you should and shouldn't take away from porn videos, and how to apply this knowledge to your sex life.Separate bedrooms are making American sex better, or at least keeping guys from farting around their girlfriends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn't. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation-- the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn't be afraid of it.Celebrity gossip turns into a heated debate about "hooking up." Does hooking up mean having sex or good old making out and maybe some trips around the bases? If you want to have sex there are some subtle ways to get her in the mood, from taking note of her interests to fixing her lamp. Handy men are sexy and back hair isn't. Emily and Menace share classy strip club stories and pinpoint the perfect age to get married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no time like now to rediscover yourself - but not in a Deepak Chopra kind of way, it's Masturbation Month! Emily reveals some sensitive masturbation statistics, and shows that there's more to male masturbation than plain ol' jerking around.We learn about the origins of Emily's sex life, celebrities who can't stop giving their kids stupid names. and why Hooters failed to win over San Francisco.One listener wonders why social media has destroyed the way young people communicate and another listener’s wife just won’t go down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From your sex "number" to how much you hate their family, body, and job, Emily lays out all the things you should never share with your significant other.Emily and Menace share bizarre early sexual encounters, German nymphomaniacs are running riot, and everyone's losing friends during a breakup.Also, an older man who needs to pay more attention to foreplay and a game of "I've never" goes awry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is throwing a Kegel Camp Keger and Menace is having a Taco Bell truck at his future wedding. A 99-year-old man divorces his wife for cheating him in 1940, your penis is probably bigger than you think it is, and you should never introduce your ex-boyfriend to your current boyfriend. Emily shares how to seduce women from intellectual foreplay to subtle compliments, from conversation to getting laid. Emily breaks down how women can be better in bed by initiating more sex, caring less about what you look like during sex, and acknowledging that for many men sex is much more than a casual act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can't have sex without taking your clothes off, but the importance of undressing is often underappreciated. Emily walks you through the art of going bare, from dealing with bra straps and buttons to awkward male strip teases.'Carmaggedon' and its effect on Los Angelean vaginas, Vladimir Putin fights tigers and keeps his wife in a castle so he can bang models. Jack Rabbit sex gets a bad rap as it should and Menace compares Emily’s and Albert Einstein's brains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices