Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

It's so cute when babies learn to do things themselves... except when they mistake a public bog brush for a hair brush. Away from the listener's gag-worthy stories, we hear hard facts about getting pregnant whilst breastfeeding and we get a truth bomb from a five-year-old. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are shining a light on a wide range of creative ideas this week, including beautiful artwork for the Secret Mum Club Gallery, new and innovative uses of certain phallic objects during hide-and-seek and Jackson Pollock inspired living room furniture after a naked shart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got an extra episode for you this week, courtesy of the David Potts Show! Sophiena joined the Ibiza Weekender legend, David Potts, on the sofa for a chat about Pizza Dick Chrissy, and the pink poo secret! Listen to more episodes of The David Potts Show wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are many nightmare scenarios as a parent, and today's extra secret of the week involving twins, a locked room and plenty of poo is most definitely one of them. We also have a gender reveal and the ladies find out which Hogwarts houses they belong to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a legend status letter in the Correspondence Corner this week, and it comes in from a mum who received a post-birth surprise. Sophiena calls upon Dottie for help during a shopping centre emergency, and Emma is juggling a nighttime routine with two babies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No one wants the responsibility of looking after a class bear, but one Mum tells us how she ended up showing their bear a brand-new world! We also hear about a toilet contraption that should be on everyone's shopping list, and the ladies find out there's a new name for tampons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We already know that children say the craziest things, but one secret involving a water gun comparison has our jaws on the floor! There’s been a lot of travel chaos this week as Sophiena deals with a train poo and Emma goes on a five hour drive with two kids. The ladies are also asked about the best way to tell your partner about pregnancy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s an iconic secret in our midst this week, and it starts with a boob massage video. The ladies chat about push presents and Sophiena has a new TikTok trend she’s obsessed with! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're no strangers to saucy toys on this podcast, but one mum shares her secret that requires drastic measures. The ladies have been tackling daily mum life with Emma solo parenting and Sophiena wrestling her evergrowing clothes pile! Plus we're asking for your help decorating the studio, so if your children's drawings need a new home, send them in to the Secret Mum Club Gallery! You can find our contact info here: https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a distinct whiff in the air because one of the ladies has BLOWN OFF. Not literally, but whilst searching for the best turn of phrase to describe releasing gas, they've stumbled across an old term their mum's used. Plus we've received intel from a listener about the hottest (and stinkiest) museum in town! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a trifecta of bodily functions in your correspondence and secrets including a smear test mishap, boob relief at a Busted concert, and a nursery poo gone wrong. The ladies have had tame weeks in comparison, with Sadie having a check-up, and Sophiena getting boujee on a night out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Father's Day! And to celebrate all the daddies out there Sophiena and Emma have put together an extra special little episode. Be warned, there are lots of tangents, outrageous dad stories and secrets including a Nair mishap that sends Soph over the edge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a lot of chat about wild number ones and twos this week, but some of it comes recommended by a highly ranked mum! We also hear an embarrassing mum moment and an awkward gift exchange. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's not a lot that surprises the ladies, but this week's messages have left them with their jaws on the floor! There's a lunchtime mishap, a funeral faux pas, and of course, a little bit of poo sprinkled in for good measure. Plus Emma fills us in on the latest with Sadie, and Soph's secret is anything but a walk in the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've heard some crazy birthing stories... Well, now it's time for a crazy AFTERBIRTH story. Plus the ladies are rating one mum's birthing playlist and it's safe to say there are some bangers on there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Secret Mum Club is turning one! Can you bloody believe it? And to celebrate the ladies are throwing a birthday party! There are games, some lovely messages and of course, cake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another week, another secret about willies! But this time, it's a case of mistaken identity. Plus we hear from a super mum who is doing all she can to make sure her little one gets the care they need, and one of our listeners has left the ladies hanging in suspense!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's official... Baby life is in full swing and each day is blurring into the next for the ladies! But there's still plenty to chat about including a huge milk update from Soph, a very touching story about bonding with grandparents (get the tissues ready), Dads helping Dads in the loo and an unfortunate blowout in the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two things are flowing this week... all of your lovely correspondence, and the prosecco. Whilst enjoying the merriment of being out of the house, the ladies ponder upon a letter about dropping balls, the sexy numbers trend is back (and it's even sexier than last time), and there's a touching secret about the best time to try for a baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The back-to-the-studio excitement continues with our first Monday episode back. Emma shares some incredible news and Sophiena has Renley's first ever secret! Plus, we hear about one mum's experience with homeschooling, there's a post-partum poo celebration, and we learn about a new way to use nappies in an emergency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After three months and fifteen home records, the ladies are finally reunited (and it feels so good)! But they're not the only ones in the studio. We've got two new faces on the block, and it's safe to say, they're definitely going to be the new stars of the Secret Mum Club! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're getting hit with some more classic Dottie truths this week, as a trip to the Zoo turns awkward. Both ladies have updates to give this week, Emma shares how her babies are getting on and Sophiena is back with more from the doctors!Plus your secrets are as outrageous as ever with cleanliness being questioned and we're getting down with the trumpets out in the wild! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not long before the ladies are back together in the studio again! Until then, Jen's been back in touch to give us the inside scoop on her magic pumps, there's a huge announcement from one of our listeners and we hear about the next generation of the poo knives in the extra secret of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies have loads to catch up on this week, from Sophiena's disappointing doctor's visit and unfortunate school run to Emma's breastfeeding journey. Plus there is a genius secret from one mum who is winning at life, and another one involving double trouble... with twins! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Sophiena and Emma chat about the reality of dealing with a looming childbirth after we hear from a mum who is weighing up her birthing options. There's another poo incident in the mix and the extra secret of the week has the ladies howling as it's a classic case of children saying the wildest things! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another week, another poo secret... But this time it involves a little bit of redecorating. We also hear from a first-time mum who has a handsy encounter with their mother-in-law. Sophiena's been having some lunchbox troubles, and Emma's sleeping patterns are slowly getting better! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are back into the swing of things, and they have loads of your messages and secrets to get through! So we're kicking it off with one mum's rapid childbirth, a listener having school troubles and a secret that will give you the willies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The birthing stories continue this week with Emma telling us all about her c-section experience and a listener getting in touch about her own surprise birth! It doesn't stop there though (unfortunately), because we're getting up close and personal with afterbirth too, and it's safe to say we're all off fruity drinks for a little while after hearing this story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that the ladies are officially back together, they've got loads to catch up on. Sophiena shares more about her experience in the hospital and NICU, and it's safe to say you'll need your tissues ready. Emma tells us all about how Joseff is getting along with his baby sister, and we have two incredible secrets involving a missing willy and sensual breast pumps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you bloody believe it?! The ladies are finally back together but this time, they've brought along Baby Renley and Sadie! With their little humans in tow Sophiena and Emma have A LOT to catch up on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena’s back and this time, SHE HAS A BABY! We’re officially welcoming little Renley to the Secret Mum Club with a special episode all about his journey into the world. And whilst Emma is busy recovering and enjoying her own bundle of joy, we’ve roped someone in to help. Making his debut is Chris! (AKA Daddy, AKA Pizza Dick.)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Mother's Day, so of course Sophiena and Emma needed to do a very special episode, on this special day, for every member of The Secret Mum Club! Happy Mother's Day! They have some wonderful messages from you in Correspondence Corner, for the special mums in your life. You'll also hear from our podcast friends at Mummy's Boy with Arthur Hill, The Gossip Gays and On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben. Expect a "heartfelt" poem, love for Beyonce and why a loaf of bread is a perfect Mother's Day gift. Talking of gifts, Sophiena and Emma have picked up presents for each other (not bread) and discuss what a Mother's Day looks like in their households.Want to get in touch?E-mail [email protected] or follow us on socials @secretmumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're looking back at all the classic Secret Mum Club moments... and this time it's all about number twos! That's right, we're talking poo. It's a running theme on the podcast, and we do love a good poo story! So sit back, relax and let's enjoy some iconic toilet tales! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another week, another story about children shouting out embarrassing stuff in public - and this time it's all to do with size! We also hear about a unique way of getting your younger siblings to stop crying, and we have a touching letter from Jess about her own tooth-breaking story. Meanwhile, the ladies have been battling with sleep, and dreaming of all the foods under the sun. Fair warning, they tell us about their latest cravings so if you're hungry... you're about to get a whole lot hungrier! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're going to learn one thing from today's episode, it's that children are honest - they say it how they see it, and they'll tell you how they feel... even if it does involve violence! And we finally hear from a medical professional about c-sections! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That's right Mum's we're officially out of the studio and recording from home! And with only one disruption from Chrissy (it's not the Secret Daddies Club!), we'd call it a success! The bump countdown continues and it's safe to say those third-trimester symptoms are coming in thick and fast. Sophiena has a WILD secret this week, and Emma shares her children's party woes. Plus we have a sack full of your secrets... and they're eye opening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had such a hoot during our first-ever Insta live that we needed to share it with you (just in case you missed it)! In this 10-minute, home-recorded snippet we hear about Sophiena and Emma's weeks, and it's chaotically fun-filled as always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With not long to go, prep for the babies is underway in both households! As well as running around the house, Sophiena brings us a secret about Colby's football practice. And we have letters from you about an obsession with Hey Duggee (because who doesn't love the stick song??), a nurse's unwarranted nickname for "fu fu cottage cheese", and swimming pool changing room antics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've had a fair few saucy secrets from you, and seeing as it's Valentine's week, we're re-sharing our favourites! Soph and Emma run through some of the most iconic love-related letters, and react again! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love is in the air, and the itchy legs brigade is out! We've got three of your Valentine's related secrets and an extra special surprise for the ladies. Stepping away from all the romance we also have a whole bunch of your misheard lyrics suggestions, and they are GOLD! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It turns out Sophiena isn't the only one dealing with floaters in a pool... We hear from a listener who tells us about her own floater stories and there are more pronunciation mishaps at nursery! As it's Internet Safety week, we have a topical secret about keeping children safe online. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's finally happened... the ladies watched Saltburn. Traumatised isn't the word. But away from plug-hole licking, Sophiena shares Dottie's latest school troubles, we hear about one toddler's love for Lego Ninjas, and a Mum's loud return to the gym. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Be warned... this episode is full of surprises, and they aren't for the faint of heart. Firstly, we find out that Dottie isn't the only tooth-yanker out there, and then we have a secret with so many twists that you should definitely be sat down for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena and Emma might be taking their relationship to the next level. After seeing Amanda Booth on TikTok's crafty clay work they're thinking of getting BFF Key Rings in the shape of their bum holes (yep, that exists!). As their relationship takes this new high, they also hear from a Mum who needs a bit of advice on administering Calpol, and a little one whose midheard lyric is ICONIC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s creamy, lumpy, and definitely not cottage cheese? You’ll find out soon because this week the ladies dive straight into the bodily fluids chat! On a somewhat cleaner note, they also get some inside knowledge from a midwife, a listener shares their swimming journey, and there’s a case of a badly timed saucy photo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The BIG bumps are in full force with Sophiena having regular baths to help alleviate the pressure and Emma having trouble clothes shopping. But even with the bumps growing, the ladies still have time to read your wonderful letters and secrets! This week we have a baby who loves asking you to 'kiss it better', more chocolate starfish chat and a toddler taking inspiration from Shania Twain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's episode starts with a bang as the ladies launch straight into the poop shooter chat. And they find out that bum holes are as unique as snowflakes... according to one of our lovely listeners anyway! You've also written in about baby teeth woes, and an occupational hazard that comes with being a parent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s been quite the week for the ladies, with Emma entertaining a toddler during a check-up and Sophiena facing her fears. But with your letters about poo on the floor, an incident at the opticians, and an exposing chant, it seems they weren’t the only ones! As always today’s episode has a healthy sprinkling of sing-a-longs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not only is it our first Thursday episode of series 2, but it's also the 50th episode of the Secret Mum Club! To celebrate the ladies have more of your correspondence about going on trips without the kids, and there's an extra special surprise after hearing about an unusual use for a poo knife! And as usual, we have an extra secret of the week involving dental hygiene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are back! It’s the first session of 2024, and there is plenty to catch up on. After jet-setting to the exotic lands of Paris and West Wales, both Sophiena and Emma have many tales from their travels. Plus there are your secrets about an unfortunate trip to IKEA, keeping caffeinated, and a lesson on how to pass the blame for your bum trumpets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.