Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Pizza Dick is in the house! Sophiena has successfully convinced Chris to join her in the studio, and they’re ready to tackle all your burning questions! We hear how he truly feels about the nickname bestowed upon him by Dottie, and we get an inside look into the life of Southampton’s wildest family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma share their public toilet nightmares and are wowed by one mum’s creative tummy time tip. Plus, a sweet message from Jess on her same-sex parenting journey, and a cringe-worthy camping shower secret! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are soaring high now that the podcast is available in the skies! To celebrate, Soph has brought in some fitting attire. Emma is in full pre-holiday prep mode as she gets ready for a month away, while Sophiena reveals a spooky family secret! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies dive into some juicy correspondence about the wildest (and chilliest) PDA ever witnessed! The farmyard animal toy pronouns debate thickens, and this week’s secret features one mum, a toilet seat, and a toddler on the verge of bursting! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s that time of year again! The winter clothes are making their comeback, which means plenty of shopping trips for the ladies with a measuring tape in hand. Sophiena’s getting down with Renley’s trumpets and James Blunt at the same time, and we hear about one mum on a mission to fill in for the tooth fairy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies start with a quick correction about the Fife Coastal Path before Emma shares her top tip for keeping skin silky smooth. Plus, this week’s outrageous secret comes from a listener facing a hilarious struggle with their little one’s phonetic spelling activities! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s been trying to get back into the swing of things with the school routine in full force, while Emma is blown away by the wonders of modern postal technology. The ladies also learn a new term for a queef, and Sophiena spills her secret about a car park encounter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies get sucked back into dummy talk as one mum writes in about her struggles weaning her little ones off finger-sucking. Emma relates to the Secret of the Week, recalling a similar experience from her own childhood involving an x-rated keyring and a curious toddler. Plus, we feature a special clip from Sophiena’s appearance on the Mummy's Boy podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before Emma heads off on holiday, she drops a delightful secret – she and Joseff have officially entered their Disney era, much to Sophiena's excitement! Meanwhile, there's exciting news as our gallery wall gets some fabulous new additions. And for the first time ever, we dive into a mysterious secret about cryptic pregnancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies have teamed up with William and Jordan from Help I Sexted My Boss for an extra special crossover episode! The boys get a crash course in the messy realities of parenthood, leaving one of them feeling a bit light-headed (William) and one of them more broody (Jordan). We share a mum’s secret about a milk explosion, and the boys bring a few of their listener dilemmas on board, including the age-old question of whether you can stay friends with an ex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the back-to-school rush looms, the ladies get an interesting update from the OG Giant Pooer. Sophiena shares her family’s recent face-painting adventure where one person definitely stood out more than the rest. Plus, we’ve got a late-night nappy change secret that’s all too relatable! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the final Sunday Soak of the school holidays! As we prepare for the start of term, let’s take a moment just for you. This week, the ladies chat about their idea of a perfect day, and we hope the soothing music helps transport you to yours! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hear one mum's secret about her new "friend" Percy the pile, who's been popping up in all the wrong places! William and Jordan from Help I Sexted My Boss have discovered the NoseFrida, and the ladies get a firsthand look at their hilarious reactions! Plus, Sophiena and Emma reignite their fiery debate about whether it’s ever a good idea to befriend an ex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poonamis seem to be everywhere this week! Emma shares the chaos of dealing with one during her road trip to Wales, while another mum experiences a messy mishap during her first attempt at baby yoga. Meanwhile, Sophs has somehow dodged the trend and tells us about her serene family getaway. You've been busy sending in your back-to-school checklist ideas, and we’ve officially discovered the wildest location yet for listening to the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a quick one from us to say that we will be back with our usual episode tomorrow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for you to kick back, jump in the bath, and enjoy these fifteen minutes of relaxing music away from the business of the summer holidays! This week the ladies talk about their go-to snacks when they have a moment to themselves! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are joined by Katie Taylor, a Forest School Leader and outdoor activity specialist for the last Show & Tell episode! From wand making to ice play, she shares her top tips for keeping children busy whilst embracing nature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena and Emma attempt to up their podcast game by not looking at their notes and discuss that big thing everyone suddenly talks about in their thirties (clue: it’s the gym). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take a breather in between entertaining your little ones and enjoy this curated playlist of calming music as the ladies discuss their ultimate relaxation beverage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mr P joins Sophiena and Emma for a summer holiday Show & Tell! They talk about all things triplets and keeping your children safe online. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered about the best way to deal with clutter at home? Sophiena has a handy mantra this week to help. Plus, they discuss the joys of stocking up with stationary for a new school year for the Back To School Checklist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're halfway through the summer holidays! Go you! Now it's time to take a break from the madness and enjoy this curated playlist of calming music while the ladies take you through their ideal bath setups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the ladies are joined by Jack Plummer for the summer holiday Show & Tell! He shares a few of his top tips for keeping children active during the school holidays, and Emma talks about Sadie's first swimming lesson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena recounts her awkward train ride to the studio, where she got up close and personal with a couple engaged in some serious PDA. Steffan has taken birthday surprises to the next level for Emma, and we hear about one mum's new windowsill ornament. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the Sunday Soak Emma shares her relaxing breathing technique, so get your candles on, put your feet up, and let's switch off for fifteen minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Changing a baby can be stressful at the best of times, but doing it whilst on a moving train is a recipe for disaster! Now that we're officially into the summer holidays Sophiena shares her first Show & Tell activity, and we hear a few of yours too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are a lot of ways to induce labour but in this episode, we hear one mum's new, smellier method. Sophiena and Emma chat about the realities of potty training and organising the household, and we have a wonderful pregnancy reveal story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the first Sunday Soak! It's a space for you to relax, take a breather and listen to some chilled out tunes with Sophiena and Emma guiding the way! So draw yourself a bath, grab a cup of tea or have a lie-down and enjoy these few minutes of bliss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's official... Schools out for summer! And the ladies want to know your plans for the summer holidays! Let us know whether you're getting crafty with the children, taking them on walks, or going away for a week! You can email [email protected] or send us a message on our Instagram @secretmumpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're celebrating Sophiena and Emma's birthdays this week so there are plenty of bubbles, and outrageous secrets! Including one from a mum with a new way of using a bag for life, and another mum whose muff scissors took a trip to school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's so cute when babies learn to do things themselves... except when they mistake a public bog brush for a hair brush. Away from the listener's gag-worthy stories, we hear hard facts about getting pregnant whilst breastfeeding and we get a truth bomb from a five-year-old. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are shining a light on a wide range of creative ideas this week, including beautiful artwork for the Secret Mum Club Gallery, new and innovative uses of certain phallic objects during hide-and-seek and Jackson Pollock inspired living room furniture after a naked shart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got an extra episode for you this week, courtesy of the David Potts Show! Sophiena joined the Ibiza Weekender legend, David Potts, on the sofa for a chat about Pizza Dick Chrissy, and the pink poo secret! Listen to more episodes of The David Potts Show wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are many nightmare scenarios as a parent, and today's extra secret of the week involving twins, a locked room and plenty of poo is most definitely one of them. We also have a gender reveal and the ladies find out which Hogwarts houses they belong to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a legend status letter in the Correspondence Corner this week, and it comes in from a mum who received a post-birth surprise. Sophiena calls upon Dottie for help during a shopping centre emergency, and Emma is juggling a nighttime routine with two babies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No one wants the responsibility of looking after a class bear, but one Mum tells us how she ended up showing their bear a brand-new world! We also hear about a toilet contraption that should be on everyone's shopping list, and the ladies find out there's a new name for tampons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We already know that children say the craziest things, but one secret involving a water gun comparison has our jaws on the floor! There’s been a lot of travel chaos this week as Sophiena deals with a train poo and Emma goes on a five hour drive with two kids. The ladies are also asked about the best way to tell your partner about pregnancy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s an iconic secret in our midst this week, and it starts with a boob massage video. The ladies chat about push presents and Sophiena has a new TikTok trend she’s obsessed with! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're no strangers to saucy toys on this podcast, but one mum shares her secret that requires drastic measures. The ladies have been tackling daily mum life with Emma solo parenting and Sophiena wrestling her evergrowing clothes pile! Plus we're asking for your help decorating the studio, so if your children's drawings need a new home, send them in to the Secret Mum Club Gallery! You can find our contact info here: https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a distinct whiff in the air because one of the ladies has BLOWN OFF. Not literally, but whilst searching for the best turn of phrase to describe releasing gas, they've stumbled across an old term their mum's used. Plus we've received intel from a listener about the hottest (and stinkiest) museum in town! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a trifecta of bodily functions in your correspondence and secrets including a smear test mishap, boob relief at a Busted concert, and a nursery poo gone wrong. The ladies have had tame weeks in comparison, with Sadie having a check-up, and Sophiena getting boujee on a night out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Father's Day! And to celebrate all the daddies out there Sophiena and Emma have put together an extra special little episode. Be warned, there are lots of tangents, outrageous dad stories and secrets including a Nair mishap that sends Soph over the edge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a lot of chat about wild number ones and twos this week, but some of it comes recommended by a highly ranked mum! We also hear an embarrassing mum moment and an awkward gift exchange. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's not a lot that surprises the ladies, but this week's messages have left them with their jaws on the floor! There's a lunchtime mishap, a funeral faux pas, and of course, a little bit of poo sprinkled in for good measure. Plus Emma fills us in on the latest with Sadie, and Soph's secret is anything but a walk in the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've heard some crazy birthing stories... Well, now it's time for a crazy AFTERBIRTH story. Plus the ladies are rating one mum's birthing playlist and it's safe to say there are some bangers on there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Secret Mum Club is turning one! Can you bloody believe it? And to celebrate the ladies are throwing a birthday party! There are games, some lovely messages and of course, cake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another week, another secret about willies! But this time, it's a case of mistaken identity. Plus we hear from a super mum who is doing all she can to make sure her little one gets the care they need, and one of our listeners has left the ladies hanging in suspense!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's official... Baby life is in full swing and each day is blurring into the next for the ladies! But there's still plenty to chat about including a huge milk update from Soph, a very touching story about bonding with grandparents (get the tissues ready), Dads helping Dads in the loo and an unfortunate blowout in the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two things are flowing this week... all of your lovely correspondence, and the prosecco. Whilst enjoying the merriment of being out of the house, the ladies ponder upon a letter about dropping balls, the sexy numbers trend is back (and it's even sexier than last time), and there's a touching secret about the best time to try for a baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The back-to-the-studio excitement continues with our first Monday episode back. Emma shares some incredible news and Sophiena has Renley's first ever secret! Plus, we hear about one mum's experience with homeschooling, there's a post-partum poo celebration, and we learn about a new way to use nappies in an emergency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.