Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Sophiena and Roxanne chat about what the future might look like - from the children bringing home partners to potentially becoming grandparents before they know it! Along the way, they reminisce about their own teenage antics and share a listener’s unforgettable poonami moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roxanne is back in with Soph this week, and she’s got a whopper of a secret from her birthday celebrations involving some very saucy entertainment. The ladies hear from a mum locked in a constant battle with teenage laundry, and there’s a secret that sparks a debate on what it really means to be a “cool mum.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sissy Roxanne is back in the studio! With Emma off moving to Wales, she’s stepping in to help Soph tackle this week’s correspondence featuring more Christmas babies and some gorgeous Irish names. Plus, there’s a BIG surprise for the girls, as this week’s secret comes from a very familiar voice... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are living parallel lives as they share a secret this week! Let’s just say it involves a bath-time intruder 👀. Plus, they dive into the struggle of finding mum friends who share your values, tips for handling tricky preschool transitions, and a teacher’s hilarious classroom overshare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s an exciting new addition to the poo knife family in the form of decorative bathroom foliage that leaves Soph and Emma both traumatised and impressed. They also hear a lipstick mix-up that has them in stitches, and a candid secret from a stepmum navigating sudden parenthood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph is juggling three poorly children and a power outage at home, while Emma’s move prep hits full throttle. Amid the chaos, the ladies hear from a mum counting down the final weeks of pregnancy and another revealing her baby’s name for the very first time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma hear from a mum hiding her second pregnancy as she battles the fear of judgement and the pressure to do motherhood “the right way.” Plus, the girls tackle twin biting tactics and share a listener’s story proving cousin bonds can survive even the trickiest family rifts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s got a heartwarming secret of the week as Dottie’s parents’ evening shines a light on a beautiful friendship she’s made at school. Plus, one mum shares her milky mishap in bed, and a toddler’s confusion over human anatomy sends the ladies into a spiral! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A nine-year-old steals the show this week with possibly the funniest secret ever - let’s just say the wall may need a clean and grandad has a new title! Plus, Soph and Emma hear from a mum expecting a potential Christmas baby, and a babysitter who made a big impression on one tiny human. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s deep in her coffee era and has come up with a new way to say hiccups. Meanwhile, Emma’s right in the middle of moving house, with Sadie and Joseff trying out their new nursery. Plus, the listeners share secrets about public bum-tapping and ask for advice on handling a pair of bitey twins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies hear from Alex, who gave her husband a very specific job during her two home births, involving a birthing pool… and a sieve. A little one’s hilarious mispronunciation lands a mum in hot water at the doctors, and they catch up with the listener who welcomed her baby in the crisps aisle of Asda! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One mum deserves a round of applause for her quick thinking when her little one asks what a hooker is. Soph’s chicken coup dreams get a boost from a listener with feathered friends, and there’s a huge Renley update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One moment at a roundabout has been forever immortalised by a listener’s toddler, and it’s the cutest thing ever! Plus, the ladies hear from a bunch of mums sharing the highs and lows of parenting teenagers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph's got a HUGE secret this week... Dottie's had her first big haircut! One mumma shares her ASTRAnomical birth story involving her mother-in-law's car, and a babysitter gets in touch for some activity help! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We asked for your car birth stories and you lot delivered… literally. From lay-bys to supermarket aisles, Soph and Emma react to the most iconic births in Secret Mum Club history. Plus, one listener shares her perimenopause journey, from hormonal mysteries to the great cardio vs weights debate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a mix-up for one mum whose little ones are terrified at the idea of having their faces washed with a flannel. The ladies receive a heartfelt message from a mum of teens struggling with the lack of communication. And Soph shares her… stinky secret of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Sophiena and Emma go international with your messages from the USA and Canada. There’s a beautiful story of a baby boy sending a sign from heaven, an inspiring mum smashing half marathons and Hyrox competitions, plus a nappy-buying tip that could save your sanity and you wallet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are adding a new skill to their repertoire… TV reviewing! While chatting about what they’re watching, Soph opens up about her latest health journey and a potential diagnosis. Plus, we hear from a listener juggling all the parenting duties at home, and one mum shares her little one’s top potty-training tips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies receive some huge news this week as a listener announces the arrival of another Renley! Soph’s dream of being a chicken mum is supercharged after a letter featuring thirty homely hens. Plus, one mum shares her incredible birthing story… involving an actual Volvo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma’s house has been a hive of sickness this week, while the start of term has Soph feeling emotional about how quickly the children are growing up. One listener asks for help with toddler activity ideas, and there’s a little one spreading the love in a very gassy way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a wild ride this week! One listener unleashes their explosive poo stories, another reveals some worrying red flags at nursery, and there’s a heartwarming post-birth memory to balance it all out. Meanwhile, Soph shares her own loo-related trauma after an incident in the studio toilets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s been a hectic few weeks for Sophiena and Emma, but they’ve put the chaos aside for a quick episode! We hear from a mum with a potty training update, discover an almost unheard-of secret from one listener, and share an unfortunately timed mispronunciation at a crèche. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s an extra secret of the week that's left residue in unexpected places, the ladies chat about toddlers mastering (and catastrophically failing) the art of self-feeding, and there's a message from one mum whose little one’s first full sentence was more… toilet humour than tender moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cat’s out of the bag... we’ve got brand-new artwork! The ladies spill all about how the photoshoot really went, and Emma has a big secret to share this week. Plus, we hear from a mumma whose little one has a unique way of asking for sausages, and another mum who needs advice on handling a 7-year-old who just won’t listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the final week of the summer holidays, and the ladies are gearing up for the back to school rush! From weatherproofing school bags to an unhinged (but genius!) lunchbox prep hack, mums share their best tips to survive the chaos. Plus, Sophiena and Emma reflect on the whirlwind summer, getting back into routine, and how to ease those first-day nerves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s in full household mode this week – from washing machines and integrated appliances to some long-awaited beds. Emma shares her almost disastrous weekend away, while Dottie is practising roly-polies in her new room, with some unintended consequences for the walls. Plus, there’s a secret from one mum whose little one has taken recycling to a whole new (and slightly gross) level… with sweetcorn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From catchment areas to sibling rules, school applications are no joke. This week, Emma and Soph unpack the chaos of applying for primary and secondary schools, including house moves, catchment confusion, and what really matters on the application. Plus, your back-to-school tips on uniform shopping, Mufti Day money, and why a playdate might just be the secret weapon every mum needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alongside moving house, Soph’s been busy planning Colby’s last single-digit birthday, while Emma’s officially weaned Sadie off the boob! The ladies get into the rising costs of tooth fairies and Freddos, and share some advice on dealing with first-time heartbreak. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are taking on another Back to School topic... Supplies! From uniforms and shoes to classic stationery and bags, they go through the seemingly never-ending summer shopping list to get ready for term! Plus, there are some stellar tips courtesy of the listeners that involve some savvy shopping habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph is surrounded by boxes and emotions as the big moving day finally arrives, whilst Emma has been out partying hard. Plus, the correspondence corner is filled with mother-in-law stories, there’s a nose-blowing birth secret, and one little lad who loves shouting about his “doodle.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The holidays are here! But it’s never too early to get cracking on the back to school prep! Soph shares her tips and tricks for spreading the stress (and the cost) over the summer, while still making the most out of the break. Plus, fellow mums from the club chime in with how they ease the kids, and themselves, back into a routine without losing the holiday magic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s on a self-care mission this week, while Emma’s birthday is derailed by toddler neck drama. The ladies research what bananas look like in poo, and Dottie’s mixing up her Volvos and vulvas! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a school hymn throwback this week as one listener shares a tune that’s still stuck in her head (and now in ours!) Plus, the ladies hear from a mum worried her kids won’t want to hang out with her when they’re older, something that really hits home for Soph.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a new addition to the Secret Mum Club gallery this week… and it’s huge. Soph and Emma are both sharing some massive life updates, there's chaos in the soft play toilets, and one little one has picked up a very cheeky phrase at home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s birthday week, and there’s a BIG surprise in store for Soph and Emma! An unexpected duo drops by to help celebrate, but can the mums guess who they are before the big reveal? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A listener’s secret involving the latest poo knife alternative leaves Soph and Emma completely speechless. Meanwhile, Soph tells us all about her niece Eden’s big prom night, while Emma’s been revelling in a rare night out. Plus, Renley unveils his new (and slightly feral) way of eating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are plenty of highs and lows in this week’s episode, from a magical birth that helped heal past trauma, to a Mooncup mix-up that’ll leave you howling. Plus, the ladies hear from a listener facing the joy of a surprise pregnancy while carrying the weight of guilt for her friends still trying.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are in a reminiscent mood as they cast their minds back to when "innocent" sing-alongs ruled the playground and MSN Messenger was life. Plus, one mum's secret has both the ladies outraged! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are pitch-side and pumped as football fever hits the Secret Mum Club! And they’re not alone... This week, they’re joined by the incredible Charlotte Lynch: footballer, coach, teacher, actor, and all-round wonder woman. She tells us how she kicked off her career, landed her dream CBeebies show Football Fantastics, and why sport is so much more than keeping fit.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are throwing their names in the hat to join the Secret Swear Club after one listener reveals a genius (and slightly unhinged) new tradition to swerve their child's judgmental side-eye. Meanwhile, Dottie’s been yelling about itchy legs in the middle of Sainsbury’s, and one listener’s caught in a parenting pickle with their sister.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The SMC gallery has opened its doors once again… and this week’s artwork is looking a little revealing. The ladies hear from a mum whose school run went completely off track, Emma’s still fighting the buggy battle with Steffan, and Soph's dreaming of golf buggy life in the US. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Soph and Emma both come clean with their latest secrets - and you guessed it… they’re both about poo. Emma’s also been experimenting with a new menstrual product, and the results might surprise you. Plus, the pair read a heartfelt letter from a mum unsure how to handle her child’s tricky friendship situation at school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma burp-battle their way through the listener mailbag this week. The ladies have a spy on the inside of the school walls... and let’s just say, they’re bringing all the staffroom goss straight to the Secret Mum Club! Plus, after a letter from listener Katie, Soph and Emma open up about their own experiences with postpartum mood swings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back, boo! The ladies are reunited in the studio, and there’s plenty to catch up on. Soph’s on the mend and shares her run-in with a rogue poo, while Emma’s been tearing up the town on a hen do. Plus, the girls help a mum just starting their weaning journey, hear from a babysitter caught in a toddler escape plan, and share some controversial thoughts on the birth of Evie Pig. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Father’s Day! And to celebrate, Emma is revisiting some of our favourite dad moments - from the unforgettable origin of the nickname Pizza Dick, to our very first ever dad in the club, plus a few heartwarming messages that have come through over the years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're taking a short break, but don't worry we'll be back soon!Make sure you're following us on Instagram, we're @SecretMumPod, and keep those messages coming into [email protected] you soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re mixing things up this week while we recover from the half-term chaos! This one’s all about you, as Soph and Emma dive into your questions - from the so-called do’s and don’ts of parenthood to a little peek behind the podcast curtain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got some gorgeous updates this week - from surprise pregnancy news to a listener who's just welcomed her little pumpkin into the world. Plus one mum shares a secret that deserves an Oscar, and we’re absolutely here for it.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things get prickly at the zoo as a mum has her lady parts loudly compared to a porcupine. Sophiena’s navigating Colby’s first sex ed class, Emma’s losing sleep (and her dinner routine), and there’s a genius calendar hack every mum needs to try. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Soph talked about her alternative careers, the ladies take a skills and career test - and the results are not what you’d expect! We hear some top tier nut allergy info and the ladies try to help one mum struggling with mum life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.