Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Soph discovers she’s not the only “mum bruh” after one listener reveals her son has upgraded her from “mum” to full teenage slang. A listener also shares a genius bit of reverse psychology that finally helped ditch the dummy. Plus, one mum needs advice as her baby and toddler prepare to share a room for the first time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph's coming to terms with Renley starting preschool after Easter, and Emma admits she might officially be a Type B school mum after nearly missing an important preschool application deadline. Plus one mum's soft play nightmare ends in a full rescue mission. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A toddler has been causing chaos at nursery when an innocent “fart fart” turns into something much worse. Plus, Soph shares an update on Dottie’s dyslexia journey as listeners flood in with their own experiences, advice and reassurance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s celebrating a big milestone as Renley turns two, and ditches the dummy overnight! Plus, a listener shares an important insight into feeding struggles, and there’s an unfortunate toddler mispronunciation involving a certain… body part. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are baby name lists… and then there are no-go name lists, especially for one listener whose surname causes quite a stir! Soph and Emma also hear from a mum whose little mispronunciation story has them completely shook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph is in full party-planning mode for Renley’s birthday, while Emma plays hostess with the mostess for the weekend. Both ladies find themselves dealing with parents’ evening mix-ups that leave them feeling very guilty. Plus, one mum writes in after her toddler’s unfortunate word pronunciation causes chaos in the supermarket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's almost Mother's Day, and what could be a better way to spend the day than to give Soph and Emma some much-deserved time off from the mic? Chris, Colby and Dottie bring their own secrets to the studio, plus a few special secrets from your little ones. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma shares the chaos of solo parenting while battling a nasty sickness bug, which leads to a very unfortunate bath time disaster. Meanwhile, Soph is deep in preparations for Renley’s Peppa Pig birthday party. Plus, one listener gets called into nursery after her toddler accidentally teaches the class a very suspect new word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are LIVIN’ as they kick off the Mother’s Day celebrations with a little help from Hotel Chocolat, and their famous Velvetiser, plus a dreamy range of hot and cold drinking chocolates. Plus, we hear about all the little things that help mums unwind at the end of a long day, from lavender baths and true crime in bed to sneaky moments of peace behind a locked bathroom door. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a big one… The Secret Mum Club turns THREE! There’s prosecco before midday, party cakes on the table, and a slightly chaotic trip down memory lane as the girls celebrate three years of oversharing, belly laughs and building the best mum community on the internet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A chocolate mix-up causes absolute chaos this week, as one listener mistakes something very unexpected for a sweet treat. Soph and Emma also tackle school worries and friendship anxiety, share a park trip gone wrong (including an ice cream injury), and unpack some brilliantly awkward things kids have said at the worst possible moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re getting down with the trumpets as one mum is outed by her little one in the middle of a bus! There’s a lovely follow-up from a mum who shared her baby’s gender with us a while back, and not one… but TWO new admissions to the Secret Mum Club Gallery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s had a tough week, navigating Dottie’s parents’ evening and Colby’s struggles at football. Meanwhile, Joseff has some big questions for Emma about his birthday party plans, one step-mum asks how to help her daughters feel truly welcome, and there’s a very public potty-training disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a toothnapper on the loose! But it means one mum has an awkward return to make in the school playground. Lots of listeners get in touch after a mum worries about her son not drinking from a cup, and Sophiena and Emma share their school jumper woes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma gets emotional as JoJo turns four, reflecting on how far he’s come and why this milestone feels extra big. Soph’s put on her detective hat to get to the bottom of parcels that are mysteriously going missing, and one very determined uncle finally earns the nickname he’s been chasing for years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies have been keeping a secret, but all is finally revealed… There’s an update from Kelsey on managing her twins’ cot chaos, plus the ladies receive expert advice from a listener on handling mischievous toddlers. And one family’s brand new curtains lead to a very unfortunate (and very sweary) mispronunciation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena shares the humbling moment Dottie brutally reviewed her makeup (and didn’t hold back), while Emma navigates birthday party politics at Joseff's new school. Plus, a heartwarming message from a single dad who took the leap into adoption, and an unfortunate itchy legs incident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma help a soon-to-be mum struggling with the long list of foods you’re not allowed to eat during pregnancy. Plus, the Correspondence Corner returns with messages for a listener whose family refuses to call her an aunty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma rally around a single mum worrying she’s doing everything wrong, and a listener panicking about the arrival of baby number three. There's an unforgettable beachside poo story, and Chrissy gets caught doing something truly unhygienic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies have heard back from the one and only Itchy Legs family with some very exciting news! Soph and Emma marvel at all the baby name inspiration from listeners, and try to help one mum survive bedtime mayhem with mischievous twins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Renley's midnight escape ends in a shocking kitchen discovery, Emma questions whether Joseff needs a hearing test or is simply tuning her out, and one mum’s most private possession is accidentally exposed by her grown-up son. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s prayers are answered when a listener from across the pond gets in touch about their little one picking up Britishisms after binge-watching Peppa Pig. There are two new (and very memorable) additions to the Secret Mum Club gallery, and one listener shares a childhood secret involving a zoo queue, an unfortunate smell, and a brutally honest 11-year-old. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee goes very publicly wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightmare house move that’s landed her and the kids back at mum and dad’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunciation. Soph and Emma also discuss co-sleeping doubts, and hear from a listener whose sister may have crossed the line by stealing her baby name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma catch up on the festive period, with Soph having a big realisation about 2026 and Emma sharing her wild New Year’s Eve. Plus, the ladies hear from an expectant mum, and a listener whose little one has finally said “mummy”. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies have popped up to wish us a Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naughty elf. 🎄 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas chaos has hit as Soph falls out of the loft, one listener causes some Santa-based trauma (listener discretion advised 👀), and Emma shares some questionable bog brush opinions. There are surprise appearances during festive games, and the discovery of a tiny baby Jesus in the wild. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A listener shares a cautionary tale about snooping for presents, and why it pays to be very specific when asking for gifts. One mum’s heartfelt update after two years has Soph and Emma reflecting on their own postpartum days, and the ladies debate whether moving schools for just one year is really worth it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From co-sleeping and separate bedrooms to toddlers who always end up back in mum’s bed, Soph and Emma reassure one listener that “musical beds” is just part of early parenthood. Plus, festive overwhelm, food struggles with three-year-olds, and a clock-changing mum hack that might just change your life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma are reacting to a listener's sneaky fib to her partner about their baby's first word... which gets them started on whether first words are an indicator for further down the line. Plus, we revisit Emma's trip out with her ex - but who's right, Soph, or Emma? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph’s just got back from an unforgettable trip to Paris… but not for the reasons you might think! Renley had a full-blown restaurant poonami, while Dottie spent the trip bonding with her new Parisian “friend.” Meanwhile, Emma brings your secrets to the table, from surviving the first-trimester slog to reclaiming night-time itchy-leg time, and the things we really shouldn’t say in front of the kids. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soph and Emma help a listener weigh up the pros and cons of sending their little one to a tiny rural school (with a class dog!) versus a bigger local school with more resources. Plus, colostrum collection tips and a touching letter that reminds them just how lucky we are to lead the lives we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A potty victory turns into a parenting nightmare when one listener’s toddler eats what he shouldn’t. Emma spills the tea in her Secret of the Week, while Soph navigates Harry Potter debates with Dottie. Plus, the ladies hear from a mum whose baby is struggling to settle with Dad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma’s officially back in the studio, and the Correspondence Corner is full to the brim with one mum’s laundry basket hack and the cutest video of a little one spotting their artwork on the Secret Mum Club gallery wall. Plus, Sophiena is getting some wedding inspo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena’s secret of the week has us all scratching our heads as she battles what might be scalp mould. Roxanne steps in to help a mum navigate dance-school drama, and we round things off with a classic sweary toddler secret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophiena and Roxanne chat about what the future might look like - from the children bringing home partners to potentially becoming grandparents before they know it! Along the way, they reminisce about their own teenage antics and share a listener’s unforgettable poonami moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.