Quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Could you hypothetically use tape worm as a sausage casing? I am bored with my wife. What should I do? I lost the cops in a car chase. My car doesn't have plate. Am I fine? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jordan's graphic novel: bit.ly/youthgroupbook

What if Jesus sold a sauce you could only buy from a ghost kitchen? For this episode and all our bonus content support the show down @ patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I get rid of ghosts at my office? What are the powers of the albino werewolves and black werewolves? Today I told my boyfriend that I might be a vampire. He said there is no way that I am. Why can't it be true? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to check out Josh's album Songs About Love, which on iTunes as Bigg Chungu$

OK it starts with audio if a tiktok we're gonna make fun of but don't worry it's not the wrong mp3. it's us and we're gonna start talking as soon as she's done get the full episode and more at http://patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I go to jail if I kill a murderer (no self defense, just went to his house and did it)? I caught my atheist watching Harry Potter on his laptop even though I told him it's a sin. What should I do? How do I keep my dog warm in winter? She's an outside dog (not my choice, I can't do anything about it). ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Would you be jealous of this smoking hot wife? Get the full episode and more when you support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why would a guy hug you and not let go? Where are the babygurls looking for a daddy? My BF committed a felony and now wants me to take his blame and punishment. If I'm going to do it, what should I bear in mind? Will I survive a prison sentence? I'm very soft and weak. ----- Check out Dono's funny podcast about dating and relationships @ rftb.me Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Fellas, how we hiding it? For the full episode and more support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which hole does an actress push out a baby in a birth sense? What is something gay men can get from a man but not a woman? They tell us smoking is bad, but people like Eminem have been heavily smoking but are still alive and healthy at 50 plus. Why? I'm 17 and smoke a pack a day of cigarettes and am fighting with my mom. ----- Check out Clare's stuff at ClareOkane.com Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Oops All Hitlers on Quora.com For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can You Get Addicted To Saying The N-Word? Can smoking cigarettes make you happy? If so, how much should you smoke per day to be content in life? In the bible, it is said that angels take the human form sometimes. If a person met an angel and that person revealed or told the human that he as an angel, how would the angel react if you tried to hug them? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Am I in the wrong for not lying enough? Get full extra episodes every week when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How does it feel to have a six-pack abs? Can I patent my sperm so it cannot be used without my permission? Does Anyone Live On The Sun? ----- Go see kyle on tour @ kylekinane.com Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

These doms aren't afraid to get raw on Quorators + every thursday @ patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is bullying someone love? What should I do if a Papa John's worker insults me? What is the most humiliating diaper punishment you have experienced? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

I know you seen him in his lil shirt Full bonus episodes every thursday @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Have Any Deficiencies As A Race? What do you and your daughter wear when alone at home? How dare I ask a question that might insult the British? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Sub scribe for new episodes every Thursday haha ;) patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are vampires in the bible? Do pokemons have sex? If you were to go outside of a gunshow holding a sign that reads something like "Ban guns" while having someone with a rifle watching over you from a distance, and had them shoot the first person to draw a weapon at you, what laws have been broken? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

New episodes every thursdays on patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the most important qualities of an alpha male? Why Am I Afraid That Someone Is Going To Kill Me? What are some things that should no be laughed at? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

This one gets pretty into influencer culture and how to stop breathing with your brain Full episode at patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do nurses have a laugh if the patient has a micropenis? What is the nastiest thing done with a stepsister? Why is it so cool to be a drug dealer in America? Is it because of Nancy Reagan? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Follow Hesse on social media @zerosuitcamus Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Yes tiktok is covered on Quorators+ Listen to the full episode on patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Did Justin Bieber Die? If A Bear Hit A Human Head With Its Paw What Would Happen? How Do I Bathe My 16-Year-Old Son? ----- Follow Jake on social media @feraljokes Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Come to Alex and Jake's stand up show in Bushwick on 08/11 https://dice.fm/event/rqwk5-paid-protest-comedy-show-and-dsa-fundraiser-11th-aug-silo-community-new-york-city-tickets?lng=en-US

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who is better than Goku? Why shouldn't you boil hot dogs? What happens to elderly people? ----- Check out Lawson on Talking Naruto, Ballin Out Super, and The Professionals podcast COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

We are sorry reddit is like this For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What happens when a person with a fake leg goes to prison? Was Jesus Christ a cool guy by today's definition? Wouldn't it be weird if people tasted like ice cream? Whites could be vanilla, blacks chocolate, Latinos cinnamon, Asians lemon or caramel and so on ----- Follow Amber on youtube @ AmberFieldEssays COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I haven't eaten any food in 20 years and I am obese. How do I cope? Why don't we drink the milk of a female blue whale and become extremely strong? Can you get pregnant from humming a pillow or a feather pillow? ----- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Due to a shipping error all of the posts are French For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do magnets not run out of battery? Why do liberals turn red with rage when someone says "let's go Brandon?" What does it feel like to wear a diaper that is really full of poop? ----- Follow Drew on social media @ DrewMorgComedy COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay for me to cheat as long as the guy is better looking than my husband? If 8 heavily armed gang members try to break into your house, what gun do you use to defend yourself? How do you fight someone who is on PCP? ----- Follow Kath on social media @ kathbarbadoro Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

The new Quorators segment where we read the Daily Mail. Daily Mail Readers. For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: As a Muslim, what can I contribute for converting Norway to Islam? My neighbor keeps spying on me. He stands at his window with binoculars and watches my house all day and all night. He never sleeps. What can I do about this? I'm 15 and only smoke two cigarettes per day. How can I prove to my mom this is safe and I barely even smoke? ----- Go see Ben in your town: https://www.benwassermancomedy.com/deathshow Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Master Chief Overrated? Who would win Master Chief or John Wick? Is Master Chief A Girl? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/quorators The subreddits are on strike please give what you can

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If Miley Cyrus really made out with an alien would she die from toxic shock? What would you say if your 25 year old daughter came home with purple hair? My neighbor has hidden cameras pointed at my bedroom windows and backyard and front yard. I can't see them but I feel I am being watched. What can I do? I feel violated. What legal actions can I take? ----- Check out Tommy's podcast We Cool? @ https://wecool.buzzsprout.com/ Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Will I Die If I Cut Off My Penis? Why are home owners allowed to claim self defense yet burglars aren't? Is it gay for a dude to get a clear coat after a pedicure? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Big Would A Bird Have To Be For You To Be Really Scared Of It? Atheists, Imagine You're Going Skydiving With A Christian Baby... Is Marriage Just Another Way For Women To Exploit Men? ----- Check out Katie's music show @ http://patreon.com/stupidmusicplease Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I fired my employee for eating a hamburger during his lunch break. Was I within my rights? Why can't Laura Ingraham close her mouth fully (her teeth are always showing)? If I want to drive to Alaska but am not allowed in Canada because of my felonies, what can I do? It is my constitutional right to visit a state in my country. I cannot afford to fly. ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Get in, sport, we launched a Patreon! In this first episode of Quorators + we dive into the worlds of reddit and nextdoor.app. Also we are both kind of sick. That's part of it, that's a feature. Watch or listen to the full episode over @ patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I saw an angelic orb that switches from white to black is it possible for it to be holy evil? Have you ever been forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee your pants? Am I in the right to not say hi back to cashiers in variety stores when in 2 stores I noticed they never say hi to anyone else, only to me as if they're targeting me because I look miserable? ----- Follow Josh on instagram @noshjasser Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm 14 years old and have smoked 3 puffs of a cigarette. Will I get cancer or will my lungs be damaged? How come there is no one living in Africa if that is where human beings evolved? If you farted inside a jar, closed it quickly, and opened it 10 years later, would you be able to still smell it? ----- Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I make my bladder weak so I pee without control? Are the Bible's promises for the future too good to be true? Do onions work as well as garlic for repelling vampires? --- Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if your wife allows you to do polygamy? When women give birth, why don't they have a natural instinct to clean their babies with their mouths? What is the most evil theorem in mathematics? ---- Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Follow Carmen on Instagram @ carmstagrams

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible for a soccer player to mold his hair in a way so he can hold the ball and have it balance on his head and just run into the goal? Anything is possible but would it score a point? What are some of the best train conversations? If someone got out of their car in a rage, grabbed a tire iron and headed to your car, would you take out your gun? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Max on the Theater of Delights podcast season 3 (and 5 coming soon)

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Where do alligators go when they die? I smell very bad. Everywhere I go people breathe heavily because of me and say it smells bad... Why is it dangerous for stowaways to hide in wheel well of an airliner? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jet Lag: The Game @ https://www.youtube.com/c/jetlagthegame