Quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: As a Muslim, what can I contribute for converting Norway to Islam? My neighbor keeps spying on me. He stands at his window with binoculars and watches my house all day and all night. He never sleeps. What can I do about this? I'm 15 and only smoke two cigarettes per day. How can I prove to my mom this is safe and I barely even smoke? ----- Go see Ben in your town: https://www.benwassermancomedy.com/deathshow Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Master Chief Overrated? Who would win Master Chief or John Wick? Is Master Chief A Girl? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If Miley Cyrus really made out with an alien would she die from toxic shock? What would you say if your 25 year old daughter came home with purple hair? My neighbor has hidden cameras pointed at my bedroom windows and backyard and front yard. I can't see them but I feel I am being watched. What can I do? I feel violated. What legal actions can I take? ----- Check out Tommy's podcast We Cool? @ https://wecool.buzzsprout.com/ Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Will I Die If I Cut Off My Penis? Why are home owners allowed to claim self defense yet burglars aren't? Is it gay for a dude to get a clear coat after a pedicure? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Big Would A Bird Have To Be For You To Be Really Scared Of It? Atheists, Imagine You're Going Skydiving With A Christian Baby... Is Marriage Just Another Way For Women To Exploit Men? ----- Check out Katie's music show @ http://patreon.com/stupidmusicplease Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I fired my employee for eating a hamburger during his lunch break. Was I within my rights? Why can't Laura Ingraham close her mouth fully (her teeth are always showing)? If I want to drive to Alaska but am not allowed in Canada because of my felonies, what can I do? It is my constitutional right to visit a state in my country. I cannot afford to fly. ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Get in, sport, we launched a Patreon! In this first episode of Quorators + we dive into the worlds of reddit and nextdoor.app. Also we are both kind of sick. That's part of it, that's a feature. Watch or listen to the full episode over @ patreon.com/Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I saw an angelic orb that switches from white to black is it possible for it to be holy evil? Have you ever been forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee your pants? Am I in the right to not say hi back to cashiers in variety stores when in 2 stores I noticed they never say hi to anyone else, only to me as if they're targeting me because I look miserable? ----- Follow Josh on instagram @noshjasser Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm 14 years old and have smoked 3 puffs of a cigarette. Will I get cancer or will my lungs be damaged? How come there is no one living in Africa if that is where human beings evolved? If you farted inside a jar, closed it quickly, and opened it 10 years later, would you be able to still smell it? ----- Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I make my bladder weak so I pee without control? Are the Bible's promises for the future too good to be true? Do onions work as well as garlic for repelling vampires? --- Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if your wife allows you to do polygamy? When women give birth, why don't they have a natural instinct to clean their babies with their mouths? What is the most evil theorem in mathematics? ---- Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Follow Carmen on Instagram @ carmstagrams

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible for a soccer player to mold his hair in a way so he can hold the ball and have it balance on his head and just run into the goal? Anything is possible but would it score a point? What are some of the best train conversations? If someone got out of their car in a rage, grabbed a tire iron and headed to your car, would you take out your gun? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Max on the Theater of Delights podcast season 3 (and 5 coming soon)

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Where do alligators go when they die? I smell very bad. Everywhere I go people breathe heavily because of me and say it smells bad... Why is it dangerous for stowaways to hide in wheel well of an airliner? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jet Lag: The Game @ https://www.youtube.com/c/jetlagthegame

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why don't girls like heavy metal? Is it weird that I enjoy drawing pictures of famous atheists burning in hell? Why Is There Time? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Two Minutes To Late Night, Jordan's show about rockin and rollin https://www.youtube.com/c/twominutestolatenight

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why did humans willingly mate with neanderthals when they were such dumb, brutish, and ugly creatures? Is it true that gingers (redheads) bleed more than other people? How much fecal matter is held in the human body? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Come to Django's special taping on May 13th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cysk-presents-django-gold-special-taping-tickets-594248963647

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How come some men have 7 wives and I do not even have one, where can I find a human female wife who is even alive on earth? What are the consequences of casting black magic on someone? If an armed criminal breaks into your house and you expend the entire magazine of ammunition on them but they still survive, do you have to reload and finish them off or do you call the police? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Justin's channel at https://www.youtube.com/@JustinWhangYt

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which is better coffee or tea? Should I (47f) poison my son? I want to have a real locker room experience. How do I do that (13m)? ---- Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Check out Abigail's channel at http://youtube.com/@philosophytube

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What if your house was infested with millions of ghosts? Does the actor Tom Cruise keep any secrets in the movies? Is it appropriate for my mom to make me go bare chested as a punishment? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can Nuclear Bombs Destroy Tanks Helicopters And Fighter Jets? Should criticizing the president of the United States be a crime? How do i completely get rid of an incubus/succubus demon that has been disturbing my sleep and keep disturbing my life? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators Check out Roz on Well There's Your Problem podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxHg4192hLDpTI2w7F9rPg Support the kickstarter for Theater of Delights Season 5 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-5

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the weirdest smell you have ever smelled? I have a weird sexual fetish? Should I kill myself? What is it like to be a male misandrist? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators Follow Lucas on social media @ LovableLucas Support the kickstarter for Theater of Delights Season 5 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-5

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How nice is Barack Obama when there's no cameras around? Is the illuminati real and easy to join? I have been of my son coming home from prison. What does this mean? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators Follow Ben on social media @ ShaqKatzner Support the kickstarter for Theater of Delights Season 5 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-5

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If someone behaved like a real life Mr. Bean, would he be diagnosed with any mental condition / behavioral disorders? My 17 Year Old Son Slapped And Punched Me... Would Ghosts Be The Only Living Organism To Survive Nuclear War? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators Follow Brittany on instagram @james_earlbones Support the kickstarter for Theater of Delights Season 5 https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-5

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Wear High Heels Permanently? What Person Destroyed Their Entire Life By Making One Simple Mistake? If Someone Put A Gun To Your Head, How Should You Respond So It Doesn't Happen Again? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators Check out Bryn's rock band Stay Inside and her podcasts Gen Loss and Beep Beep Lettuce

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Would Dragging My Six Year Old To The Supermarket In His Underwear Teach Him A Lesson? My Cat Won't Stop Clawing And Biting Me When I Try To Baptize It... What Are Some Unwritten Social Rules Everyone Should Know? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is It "For Fuck's Sake" Or "For Fuck Sake" What Do Old People Do? If A Goose Attacked Me Could I Punch It In Self Defense? Watch the show on youtube.com/@quorators --- Check out The Hamlet Factory on HBO Max

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Would Wakanda Accept White Born Wakandians? What Is Something People Need To Understand? How would Beavis and Butt Head be treated by other inmates if they were arrested and put in jail or prison?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can Politicians Have Ear Piercings? Is Godzilla Gay? Would It Be Okay If A Boy Bought His Mom A Bikini? --- Follow Andrew on twitter and instagram at @andrew_durso

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What Do You Do If A Lion Is Chasing You? What Is One Thing That You Always Judge Other People On? As A Police Officer, What Is The Most Disgusting Thing A Suspect Ever Said To You? --- Check out Jeremy and Kris' podcast Deep Dive In The Shallow End

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who would win? Master Chief (without armor) or a Silverback Gorilla? Using The 5 Senses, How Would You Describe Your Grandmother? How Do You Feel After A 45 Second Pee?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are some meats that are not edible even for carnivores? I'm planning on summoning King Paimon via the Ouija board, but I'm afraid there are going to be other entities pretending to be him. How can I prevent that? Will putting a fake ticket on my car stop other police officers from giving me a ticket? --- Go see Depths of Wikipedia live: https://linktr.ee/depthsofwikipedia Come to Alex + Jeremy's next stand up show in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/hard-drive-presents-game-boys-12-16-2022

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What Is The Cruelest Insect In The Animal Kingdom? Can A Cop Pull You Over For Crying While Driving? I'm pregnant with triplets but I think I can only take care of one. Is it wrong to give two of them up for adoption?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If an anaconda wraps around you and immobilizes you, will it be wise to start biting and chewing off parts of the anaconda so it will release you? If I Randomly Did A Gang Sign In The Hood What Would Happen To Me? Is it true that the reason China censors any and all depictions of skeletons is because they literally don't believe in the existence of the human skeletal system? For more Will check out patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: - What Is It Like To Be Over 80 Years Old? - How Should I Respond To "Happy Thanksgiving" Since I Don't Celebrate It Because It Is Pagan? - Can You Get Pregnant Having Softcore Sex? Follow Sam on the internet @SamlyMatters

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: - Has A Surgeon Ever Given Up In The Middle Of A Surgery And Left A Patient Or Team Stranded? - Who Was Paul McCartney's First Girlfriend? Did She Kow He Was A Member Of The Famous Band Called The Beatles? -Do The Jews Consider Larry David A Hero Like Napoleon In France?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What Should I Watch Out For When Fighting A Chimpanzee? Can A Human Win A Battle With A Hyena? Can Humans Eat Slugs?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Has Anybody Felt The Archangel Michael Might Be A Little Robotic In His Mannerisms... Is Frankenstein The Monster Or The Doctor? What Is More Probable Big Foot Or The Loch Ness Monster

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If Satan Was Real Walking Down The Street Would He Be Arrested On The Spot? How Many Eggs Is It Realistically Healthy To Have Every Day What Happens When You Eat Too Much Honey Follow Dan online @RealDanYang

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the purpose of a speedo bulge? What is life like at age 45 What is the coolest thing a pilot has ever said? ---- What A Time To Be Alive whatatimepod.com

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Did Anyone From Your Highschool Become Famous? As A Gynecologist, What Makes You Mad? Has Being In An Incestuous Relationship Made You More Accepting Of Other Taboos? Check out Tim's shows: Rude Tales Of Magic https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ Oh These Those Stars Of Space https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why Did Humans Lose The Staff (Penile Bone)? Is A Turtle Without A Shell Naked or Homeless? What Disturbing Animals Went Extinct For Which We Should Be Grateful? Check out Brandon's shows The Majority Report: https://majorityreportradio.com/ The Discourse: https://soundcloud.com/expandthediscourse

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: 10 Rules For Men 32 Things To Tell Your Son I Just Found Out That My Uncle Is Also My Dad's Brother. What Will That Do To Our Family Dynamic?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why Do So Many People Let The Goodness Of Their Hearts Eclipse The Height Of Their Reason? Have Any Greek Gods Died? What Is A Clothes Optional Party?

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm a newly married. What do I do? Is ISIS still around? Who is the loneliest person in the world?