Quorators

this whole episode is about this numerologist named Gary who thinks we live in a simulation and you can learn everything through some insane numbers bullshit. really weird stuff! https://www.patreon.com/quorators

very important information this episode is that OBS is the software we use to screen-record for the video feed and also people use it to livestream COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH WITH SPECIAL GUEST BEN DOYLE (JET LAG: THE GAME) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you die in your sleep, do you realize that? How can I help my dad avoid prison? Does alcoholism help you accept your lot in life? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

like porn that the guy filmed with his wife. what a moral dilemma! all this and more at https://www.patreon.com/quorators

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH WITH SPECIAL GUEST BEN DOYLE (JET LAG: THE GAME) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it true that martial arts are useless in a street fight? Duel to the death. Sword or knife? Can you legally kill a bald eagle if it's attacking your family or your animals? --- But Mike's book "Good Game, No Rematch" @ https://www.harpercollins.com/products/good-game-no-rematch-mike-drucker Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH OR ELSE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you pee in the sink? Why is that? Can an emo have HIV? Have you ever just taken out your wiener and peed? --- Check out Whitley @ https://www.whitleywatson.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

you know for these teasers, i always try to do a little internet segment from the bonus episode. this week we read controversial opinions on the subreddit r/The10thDentist. but sometimes we just freakin shoot the shit for a while. so here's 7:47 of just clownin around. maybe people like that. maybe they don't. i don't know! head to https://www.patreon.com/quorators for the whole thing plz

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH OR ELSE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the signs that your therapist is developing feelings for you? Does cheating with a twin flame or breaking up a family create karma that you have to pay for later? Or is this karma absolved by twin flame love? Whom should I choose, my love or my very cruel parents? --- Check out Whitley @ https://www.whitleywatson.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

this is a post on LinkedIn if that isn't clear. please go to https://www.patreon.com/quorators for even more of those.

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN BROOKLYN ON APRIL 26TH OR ELSE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-afternoon-delight-tickets-1290256224099 --- Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why does it stink like fart everywhere where lazy Gaga popps up? Should Family Guy writers rewrite all the characters into good heroic people? Did Melania Trump have plastic surgery to make herself look Asian? --- Follow Claire Parker on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/clairethescare Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

go to https://www.patreon.com/quorators and sign up for the new episode right now. Alex has a daughter to feed (and also the episodes are good)

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What do I do if I know a guy at work with a really big beard who calls me baby and sweetheart and the look in his eyes is like he's really smart and sees through me and knows I'm a scared little kitten? I get the feeling he's like a daddy figure Is it bad or good to drink a 26-ounce bottle of vodka a day? Is there honor among thieves? --- Follow Ena Da on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/park_slope_arsonist Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

in this clip, we take a WikiHow quiz to determine if we have dirty minds. head to https://www.patreon.com/quorators for the full episode. it has Oscars talk, Bryan Johnson lore, WikiHow articles, and UTI talk. so that's all pretty interesting stuff, huh?

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which kind of fight is more powerful, martial arts or gang street fights? How can MMA help you out from gun situations when bullets run faster than punches and kicks? What would happen if a baby drank beer? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Redditor uses science to determine what makes people gay. Head to https://www.patreon.com/quorators to hear his entire theory

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it sociopathic for a toddler boy to maliciously not allow another boy (in a powerless situation) from joining the park's slide by intentionally staying in the middle (in order to cause distress to the other boy and derive delight)? What do I do? My mother keeps making pig noises at me and calling me a pig. She also keeps yelling at me to hit her. Is this right? How can I get her to stop? How do worms turn into moths or butterflies? --- Watch Chandler's show Abolish Everything @ nebula.tv Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Maybe the best Quorators+ we have ever done. head to https://www.patreon.com/quorators to listen to the full episode

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I mock an American fatso by oinking like a pig? Why has Trump suddenly turned this evil? Dear Liberals, If Joe Rogan walked up to you at a Dennys, and told you that you could become a MAGA Republican, or he would beat you up in the parking lot, would you finally stop being an evil liberal? --- Listen to Josh Podcast podcast @ https://www.worstpossible.world/ Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

head to https://www.patreon.com/quorators for The Return of Alex Ptak

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the Latest Technology? Why don't they teach us Magneto Biology what are they hiding? What is the best thing to do if you are always trapped in a cage and can never die? --- Listen to Ed's podcast Better Offline @BetterOfflinePod Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are some tricks to outsmart a therapist? How can I sell my soul now? Why is dropping your pants down to your shoes at the urinal bad? --- Go buy tickets to see Tom on tour @ https://www.tomthakkar.com/tour Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why am I being attacked in the astral? I am seeing aliens, demons, evil entities? What do you do if you live in the house of horrors? Nobody cares anyway. How do gang stalkers get their telepathy? --- Follow Andrew on Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/andrew_durso Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Clare spends $50 while recording this episode so please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the difference between GirlDad bond as opposed to SonDad bond? Why won't my little boy dance with me when I want to be a silly mommy? How do I stop my son from fighting in the street? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My 8-year-old sister has a huge crush on Hitler, but doesn't know what he did and who he was. Should I tell her? Was Hitler right that the Holy Lance has magical properties? Why do people deny that Hitler was a Democrat? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Head to patreon.com/quorators for a podcast episode you could listen to three times while watching Oppenheimer

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Boys be brutally honest, what makes a girl attractive instantly? Where can I find a girlfriend? I'm a teen boy with abs and 5'10. Is it fair for my girlfriend to force me to wear a maid outfit? I am stay at home boyfriend and do the house work and she works for all the money. All she asks is that indulge her fetishes, let her use my body for sex, cook her meals, and cuddle. --- Follow Yogi on social media by typing his name into your search bar Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are all tall people happy? Do most tall people take words personally? If a human is an animal, then do we say that an animal is a human? What does it mean when I saw centaurs and other mythological animals while I was doing past life regression? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Is it wrong for her to love deals? Full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Was Santa Claus based on Odin? Should you mail threatening letters from Santa Claus to your child? For example, "if you aren't good, you will only get coal for Christmas!" Do gamers make good military personnel? --- Follow Phil on social media and youtube by putting his name into your computer Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I point a gun at a police officer and say "Freeze!" will he freeze, or will he reach for his gun? No matter how cold it is I have to wear short trousers until I turn 18 is this fair? Is it possible to make my curve banana straight? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Do not serve this man a hot plate in front of his beautiful wife Full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you prefer love or fighting? Do uncircumcised and circumcised guys hate each other? Or is it just the internet blowing things out of proportion? Why do I feel good when someone calls me a big guy? --- Check out Dan on Chicken Podmasen and watch his special For The Boys on Youtube Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

What you have to understand is there was a drawing of a guy with a thumb-penis support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay to laugh at memes related to Jesus, like for example, a video of Jesus skateboarding? When is man going to learn that 666 is NOT the number of satan? Is it safe for cats to drink beer? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Full episodes when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: So if I'm Italian, am I also Latino? Who is the pretty boy in the world? Can I name myself Mordecai if I'm not Jewish? --- Check out Nick on Chicken Podmasen and @NickNaney on social media Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Is 60 pound tumor Full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why have panties become so popular for men to wear? What should I do if my girlfriend is mad at me for cheating on her in a dream? Can my girlfriend secretly be a demon in genes? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What am I supposed to do after my child makes a leprechaun trap? Why would you let your brother see you? It seems human beings are the most pathetic. All other beings live the way they are created for. In giving some abilities with mind, I feel we have been punished. It's like, we are already in hell. When will this stop? --- Follow Lukas on tiktok @ LukasTArnold. Watch him on Wild N Out and check out his podcast Two Nosy Meerkats. Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

You gotta know the lean Full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you get twisted in the head by being let down? I'm white and from the suburbs and I aspire to be a rapper. I have no clue what to rap about though. What should I do? Why are people gatekeeping and gaslighting all the girlbosses? Why can't people just leave the girlbosses alone? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do extreme, right wing American women politicians always seem to be total MiLFs? Greene, Boebert, that one in Alaska, all completely gorgeous. As naturally left leaning, I find myself confused. Nostradamus identified two people he referred to as the antichrist: Napoleon and Hitler. He wrote there will be a third antichrist that will arrive in the future. Would you agree that the third antichrist is Joe Biden? Should I name my daughter Milfy or Créme? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn! More details soon Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators