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Q+ Teaser - Are Mikes Bad?

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Do you think Mikes are bad? Write in @ patreon.com/quorators

Dec 26, 20247 min

The Law And You

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If I point a gun at a police officer and say "Freeze!" will he freeze, or will he reach for his gun? No matter how cold it is I have to wear short trousers until I turn 18 is this fair? Is it possible to make my curve banana straight? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 23, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Hot Plate Restaurant DESTROYED

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Do not serve this man a hot plate in front of his beautiful wife Full episode when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Dec 19, 20245 min

Quorators LIVE at The Gutter w/ Dan Licata

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you prefer love or fighting? Do uncircumcised and circumcised guys hate each other? Or is it just the internet blowing things out of proportion? Why do I feel good when someone calls me a big guy? --- Check out Dan on Chicken Podmasen and watch his special For The Boys on Youtube Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 16, 20241h 12m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Impress A Girl With Words

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Dec 12, 20245 min

Matters of Faith

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay to laugh at memes related to Jesus, like for example, a video of Jesus skateboarding? When is man going to learn that 666 is NOT the number of satan? Is it safe for cats to drink beer? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 9, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - Official Girl Pockets Debate

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Dec 5, 20243 min

The Home Country w/ Nick Naney

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: So if I'm Italian, am I also Latino? Who is the pretty boy in the world? Can I name myself Mordecai if I'm not Jewish? --- Check out Nick on Chicken Podmasen and @NickNaney on social media Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 2, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Obese Man? Or 60 Pound Tumor?

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Is 60 pound tumor Full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Nov 27, 20246 min

Doing The Nasty

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why have panties become so popular for men to wear? What should I do if my girlfriend is mad at me for cheating on her in a dream? Can my girlfriend secretly be a demon in genes? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 25, 20241h 0m

Q+ Teaser - Did The Altitude Make My Boyfriend Gay?

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Tell us what you think @ patreon.com/quorators

Nov 21, 20248 min

Extreme Situations w/ Lukas T. Arnold

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What am I supposed to do after my child makes a leprechaun trap? Why would you let your brother see you? It seems human beings are the most pathetic. All other beings live the way they are created for. In giving some abilities with mind, I feel we have been punished. It's like, we are already in hell. When will this stop? --- Follow Lukas on tiktok @ LukasTArnold. Watch him on Wild N Out and check out his podcast Two Nosy Meerkats. Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 18, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Be A Cholo

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You gotta know the lean Full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Nov 14, 20245 min

Rage Unleashed

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you get twisted in the head by being let down? I'm white and from the suburbs and I aspire to be a rapper. I have no clue what to rap about though. What should I do? Why are people gatekeeping and gaslighting all the girlbosses? Why can't people just leave the girlbosses alone? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn https://www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-live-tickets-1077648448519 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 11, 20241h 3m

Q+ Teaser - Nerd Girl DESTROYED By BASED MOM

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lmaooooo patreon.com/quorators

Nov 7, 20243 min

America's Choice

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do extreme, right wing American women politicians always seem to be total MiLFs? Greene, Boebert, that one in Alaska, all completely gorgeous. As naturally left leaning, I find myself confused. Nostradamus identified two people he referred to as the antichrist: Napoleon and Hitler. He wrote there will be a third antichrist that will arrive in the future. Would you agree that the third antichrist is Joe Biden? Should I name my daughter Milfy or Créme? --- Come to our live show on December 14th at The Gutter in Brooklyn! More details soon Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 4, 20241h 5m

Love Games w/ Kenice Mobley

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I play love game? What do I do if a strong looking guy came up to my wife and said that he wants to motorboat her and she found it funny? Why don't the people on dating apps want to meet, they just want to chat? Are they fake, or are they scared? --- Watch Kenice's stand up on onlyfans dot com. The app for laughs! Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 28, 20241h 11m

Q+ Teaser - Buying Magic Relics On Ebay

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Unlock all of the relics on patreon.com/quorators

Oct 24, 20246 min

Life of Crime w/ Patrick Doran

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What was the most inappropriate yet consensual thing between two people you ever heard happened at a public rest stop along the highway? How can I flee to Mexico? I'm scheduled to self-surrender in 2 months to serve a 10-year prison sentence? How would I go about making a homemade electric chair? --- Follow Bryn on twitter @ kinematrografi. Listen to her movie podcast Generation Loss and her rock band Stay Inside wherever sounds are sold. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 21, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - Boyfriend Designs Anti-Cheat Bed Trap

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Is he wrong to design this bed trap? Support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 17, 20242 min

Season of the Witch w/ Bryn Nieboer

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What's the best demon to summon to kill someone? How long do I need to warm up to this demon first? What will I need to make a deal? What should I offer? There's no changing my mind, please don't try. Can someone be a Starseed without having ADHD or autism? Can you get a succubus pregnant? --- Follow Bryn on twitter @ kinematrografi. Listen to her movie podcast Generation Loss and her rock band Stay Inside wherever sounds are sold. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 14, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - This Demon Pretended To Be A Gamer's Mom

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If you are a demon do NOT do this Quorators is supported by viewers like you. Please join the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 10, 20243 min

Blurred Lines w/ Emily Panic

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay that I give my first dates a cleavage protector? Why would worms want to have sex when they're so ugly? How can I get to sleep with the neighborhood aunt? --- Follow Emily on instagram @ aprettybigmouth Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 7, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Doctors Said "No!" To This Beauty Queen

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Should they have? Please support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 3, 20246 min

Boys Chat

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do steroids make you gay? Why does my penis shrink on meth and make me want to wear panties and yoga pants to show off my tiny little bulge? I am not a good boy. Why? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 30, 20241h 3m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Convince A Girl To Make Out

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For the rest of the advice go to patreon.com/quorators

Sep 26, 20246 min

Matters of the World

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Do British People Eat Croissants? If cackling Kamala Harris wins the presidency in a few months time, will the farmyard hen replace the bald eagle as the emblem of the United States of America? Which one is going to win in a fight, a group of 40-50 year old man or Indonesian senior high schoolers? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 23, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - R/SmallBoobLove Goes To War

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Will you defend Christina The Latina on patreon.com/quorators?

Sep 19, 20243 min

Power Beyond Comprehension

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the possibility of finding human bones on the moon? What's the best way to vanquish the demonic Jezebel spirit in my wife? What is the most powerful prayer in Judaism? What are its effects? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 16, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Do Men Need Bathroom Machines?

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Do they? Go to patreon.com/quorators

Sep 12, 20248 min

Advent of Clare

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My daughter's name is Patrick and my son's name is Finland. Was that a good choice? Is becoming a literal eunuch (and taking hormone replacement therapy afterwards) the only guaranteed way for me to have sex with fertile and potentially fertile cis-women without ever worrying about being forced to pay child support afterwards? Why can't a man control the darkness in his heart? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 9, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Act Like You're Possessed By A Demon

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6This is how to wikiact like that (go to patreon.com/quorators)

Sep 5, 20248 min

Facing The Unknown w/ Anders Lee and Andy Gittlitz

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why does the United States promote homosexuality and not consider what happened in the petrified village of Pompeii? Why would a UFO have lights on it? If a female Bigfoot became pregnant after mating with a Dogman, what would the offspring resemble? --- Follow Andy @ baseprole on twitter and subscribe to his podcast The Antifada Follow Anders @AndersLeeHere on twitter and subscribe to his podcasts Pod Damn America and The Vanquished Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 2, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Redditor Innovates Pee Bucket

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Share your inventions @ patreon.com/quorators

Aug 29, 20245 min

Quorators Live 2024 w/ Will Menaker

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are you disgusted by telepathy? Does anyone want to talk about back when you could fight in the street and everybody had a good time? My 6-year-old son wants to hug me because he is sad. How do I politely tell him I'm not comfortable? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 26, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - How To Meet Russian And Ukrainian Women

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Women from Eurasia go to patreon.com/quorators

Aug 22, 20249 min

Morality of the Jungle w/ DC Pierson

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What scents do rats lovee? I'm scared that there is a snake in my mattress. What should I do? Men, which would you choose: a bear who can be your bro, or a woman to nag you to death? --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 19, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - How Many Knives Can You Have On The Subway?

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Bring your knives to patreon.com/quorators for the full episode

Aug 15, 20244 min

Episode 100

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the Top 100 'would you rather' questions? How do I get rich with top 100 ideas top ways? Top 100 Friendship Quotes and Sayings --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 12, 20241h 9m

Q+ Teaser - Based Recruiter Plays The Ultimate Trick

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6For more insect discussion go to patreon.com/quorators COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th IN NYC

Aug 8, 20245 min

Street Survival w/ Thomas White

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I use dog urine to pass a drug test? If I was your girlfriend or wife, how many kisses would you give me? How do you pretend to be a shy pirate? --- Listen to Thomas on the lovely pendejo time podcast which is also on youtube COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 5, 20241h 1m

Q+ Teaser - Quorators Learn To Reality Shift

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To shift your reality to the Laugh Zone go to patreon.com/quorators

Aug 1, 20246 min

Twisted World w/ Gianmarco Soresi

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would human life be affected if all animals were the size of cats? Why am I a wanted fugitive? When will Sharia law be forced here in Australia? Why is it not happening yet? --- Check out Gianmarco's show The Downside on Youtube.com and wherever podcasts are sold COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 29, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - Snapchat Influencer Creates AI Demon

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Jul 25, 20246 min

Feats of Cunning w/ Naomi Karavani

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Does the fact that there are only 19M people in New York but there are 21M people registered to vote, with 1.2M of those being cloned, seem at all suspicious to you? If Thomas Jefferson appeared at your door late one evening asking to borrow your triangle, would you oblige and perhaps even invite him in for something to eat? Has anyone ever had a sissy-gasm? --- Watch Naomi's special Firecracker on youtube and follow her on social media @ NaomiKaravani COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 22, 20241h 7m

Q+ Teaser - Podcast Host DESTROYED By New York Post Voice

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to support jeremy go to patreon.com/quorators

Jul 18, 20242 min

Rejected Advances w/ Maddy Smith

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal for a teenage boy like me to like a good gut punching contest because I've been wanting a good beating? Can you still go to heaven if you smoke cigarettes? What is the normal amount of grills to have? I was discussing it with my wife and she was complaining about my spending habits on grills, claiming that I was buying too many. So I'm on here to ask, what is the "normal" amount of grills to own? --- Follow Maddy on social media @ SoMaddySmith and listen to her podcast Mad House COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 15, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Anti-Woke Coach vs Heat Stroke

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If you're about the work go to patreon.com/quorators

Jul 11, 20242 min

Going Raw w/ Martin Urbano

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I shower at a sleepover? Has Superman and Batman ever slept together? How do you make money on a bog? Me and my friend Emma live on a bog and we are looking to make money quick and fast. --- Follow Martin on instagram @ MartinUrbanoJr COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 8, 20241h 2m

Q+ Teaser - Employer DEMANDS Naked Sauna Time

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Get in the sauna @ patreon.com/quorators

Jul 4, 20249 min