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Q+ Teaser - LinkedIn Man Explains How To Have Sex

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The number one website for getting a job and making love to your wife For the full episode please support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Jan 4, 20243 min

Do You Agree With Wife Sharing? w/ Katie Rose Leon

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What Would Nietzsche Think Of Louis CK? To men: Do you take your scrotum out when you pee? Why or why not? So, Mr. atheist, did you know that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible? ----- Listen to Leong/Leon's The Professional Wrestling Podcast: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/leongleons-the-professional-wr-5372538 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Jan 1, 202459 min

Q+ Teaser - Bill Clinton Tells All

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For more of Bill Clinton's favorite podcast go to patreon.com/quorators

Dec 28, 20236 min

Where Is Santa Claus Located? w/ Juniper

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What gender is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? Why is Hanukkah often so closely associated with Judaism? Is it haram for Muslims to make a snowman? ----- Listen to Western Kabuki wherever podcasts are sold Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 25, 20231h 2m

Q+ Teaser - Southern Stephen Hawking

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With this kind of breakthrough humor you simply must support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Dec 21, 20234 min

Have You Ever Been In A Fight To The Death w/ Murder Bryan

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Did you know that Hell is not something to joke about? What would happen if you put a baby human in a kangaroo's pouch? In hip hop, what is the difference between "shawty" and "shorty"? ----- Listen to the Guys podcast wherever podcasts are sold Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 18, 20231h 7m

Q+ Teaser - Women Are ADDICTED To This TWO PENIS MAN

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These women are so hooked it's like they've signed up for full bonus episodes @ patreon.com/quorators

Dec 14, 20234 min

Should I Put My IQ On My Resume? w/ Devon On Earth

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My husband accidentally pushed our 4-year-old daughter off the 40th story window out of anger. How do I prevent my husband from being sentenced to jail? He doesn't need that hassle. Why did George Washington allow California to be C-shaped instead of shaped like a normal state, which allows it to leech all the valuable coastal property without contributing agriculture back to the country? If Michael Corleone came out as transgender would Vito have been supportive? ----- Follow Devon on social media @ Devon_On_Earth Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 11, 20231h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Normal Copywriter Job Posting

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for the full job posting apply to patreon.com/quorators for all of our bonus episodes

Dec 7, 20237 min

Is It Wrong To Murder?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to cast a black magic spell on celebrities with photos found on the internet? Is it worth getting my dog baptised? Do I know you? ----- Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 4, 20231h 0m

Q+ Teaser - Is The Red Pill For Husbands?

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If you do NOT think the Red Pill is for husbands be sure to show the world by signing up at patreon.com/quorators

Nov 30, 20234 min

Why Does Spider-Man Have So Many Girlfriends? w/ Matt McMuscles

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why was Lara Croft given a bust reduction? Was it because she was considered overly sexual? If so, is that fair? Sir, I am addicted to hentai and I am losing interest in real girls. What should I do? What if Pokemon are real? ----- Check out Matt's youtube @ https://www.youtube.com/@mattmcmuscles Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 27, 202357 min

Q+ Teaser - Is This Old Man a PERV or the PAGE MASTER?

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Be sure to vote in the comments when you support the show at patreon.com/Quorators

Nov 23, 20234 min

Can You Boil And Grink Weed? w/ Karli Marulli

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you tell if you're a Werewolf? Why are women cheating on their husbands at an all-time high now? Can you climb mountains and sleep on top of them? What are the rules for that kind of thing? ----- Follow Karli online @KarliMarulli Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 20, 20231h 6m

Q+ Teaser - My Office HATES My CAVE MAN WIFE

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Is she wrong for this one? Find out at patreon.com/quorators

Nov 16, 20234 min

If Einstein Is So Smart, Then Why Did He Die?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Men who have daughters are betas. Why won't people understand that? How many unarmed Nazis would it take to defeat a gorilla? Would it be haram to shift realities or quantum jump in Islam? I really want to learn how to do this and be better at it, but there's always a doubt and I get scared of it being haram. ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 13, 20231h 4m

Q+ Teaser - You Have Been LIED TO About SPELLS

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To find out the truth about spells please support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Nov 9, 20234 min

For How Long Do Close Friends Hug? w/ Jordan Morris

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Could you hypothetically use tape worm as a sausage casing? I am bored with my wife. What should I do? I lost the cops in a car chase. My car doesn't have plate. Am I fine? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jordan's graphic novel: bit.ly/youthgroupbook

Nov 6, 202357 min

Q+ Teaser - Influencer Jesus

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What if Jesus sold a sauce you could only buy from a ghost kitchen? For this episode and all our bonus content support the show down @ patreon.com/Quorators

Nov 2, 20231 min

Are GILFs real? w/ Josh Nasser

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I get rid of ghosts at my office? What are the powers of the albino werewolves and black werewolves? Today I told my boyfriend that I might be a vampire. He said there is no way that I am. Why can't it be true? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to check out Josh's album Songs About Love, which on iTunes as Bigg Chungu$

Oct 30, 202358 min

Q+ Teaser - Neurotypical People Have NO THOUGHTS

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OK it starts with audio if a tiktok we're gonna make fun of but don't worry it's not the wrong mp3. it's us and we're gonna start talking as soon as she's done get the full episode and more at http://patreon.com/quorators

Oct 26, 20234 min

How Difficult Would It Be To Tackle A Mass Shooter?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I go to jail if I kill a murderer (no self defense, just went to his house and did it)? I caught my atheist watching Harry Potter on his laptop even though I told him it's a sin. What should I do? How do I keep my dog warm in winter? She's an outside dog (not my choice, I can't do anything about it). ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 23, 20231h 1m

Q+ Teaser - Coworker is Jealous of SMOKING HOT WIFE

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Would you be jealous of this smoking hot wife? Get the full episode and more when you support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Oct 19, 20234 min

Is Donald Trump An Absolute DILF? w/ Donovan Eyre

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why would a guy hug you and not let go? Where are the babygurls looking for a daddy? My BF committed a felony and now wants me to take his blame and punishment. If I'm going to do it, what should I bear in mind? Will I survive a prison sentence? I'm very soft and weak. ----- Check out Dono's funny podcast about dating and relationships @ rftb.me Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 16, 20231h 16m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Hide An Erection Review

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Fellas, how we hiding it? For the full episode and more support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 12, 20236 min

Is 51 Too Old To Be A Hot Wife? w/ Clare O'Kane

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Which hole does an actress push out a baby in a birth sense? What is something gay men can get from a man but not a woman? They tell us smoking is bad, but people like Eminem have been heavily smoking but are still alive and healthy at 50 plus. Why? I'm 17 and smoke a pack a day of cigarettes and am fighting with my mom. ----- Check out Clare's stuff at ClareOkane.com Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 9, 20231h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Hitler Episode

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Oops All Hitlers on Quora.com For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Oct 5, 20236 min

What Is Life Without A Girlfriend?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can You Get Addicted To Saying The N-Word? Can smoking cigarettes make you happy? If so, how much should you smoke per day to be content in life? In the bible, it is said that angels take the human form sometimes. If a person met an angel and that person revealed or told the human that he as an angel, how would the angel react if you tried to hug them? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 2, 20231h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Should I Lie About My Vasectomy?

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Am I in the wrong for not lying enough? Get full extra episodes every week when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Sep 28, 20238 min

My Employer Fired Me Because Of My Smell w/ Kyle Kinane

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How does it feel to have a six-pack abs? Can I patent my sperm so it cannot be used without my permission? Does Anyone Live On The Sun? ----- Go see kyle on tour @ kylekinane.com Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 25, 20231h 4m

Q+ Teaser - What do DOMS say when no SUBS are around?

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These doms aren't afraid to get raw on Quorators + every thursday @ patreon.com/Quorators

Sep 21, 20237 min

Can A Person Die From Laughter? w/ Django Gold

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is bullying someone love? What should I do if a Papa John's worker insults me? What is the most humiliating diaper punishment you have experienced? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 18, 20231h 2m

Q+ Teaser - Is Winnie The Pooh A LUST DEMON?

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I know you seen him in his lil shirt Full bonus episodes every thursday @ patreon.com/quorators

Sep 14, 20234 min

Can Children Be Evil? w/ Milly Tamarez

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Have Any Deficiencies As A Race? What do you and your daughter wear when alone at home? How dare I ask a question that might insult the British? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 11, 20231h 1m

Q+ Teaser - Sub Uprising

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Sub scribe for new episodes every Thursday haha ;) patreon.com/Quorators

Sep 7, 20234 min

How Do I Reincarnate Into A Horse?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are vampires in the bible? Do pokemons have sex? If you were to go outside of a gunshow holding a sign that reads something like "Ban guns" while having someone with a rifle watching over you from a distance, and had them shoot the first person to draw a weapon at you, what laws have been broken? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 4, 202359 min

PATREON UPDATE + Q+ Teaser - Lady Alien

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New episodes every thursdays on patreon.com/quorators

Aug 31, 20235 min

Why Does My Sperm Attract Ants? w/ Benny Feldman

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the most important qualities of an alpha male? Why Am I Afraid That Someone Is Going To Kill Me? What are some things that should no be laughed at? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 28, 20231h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Hack Your DAY NUMBER

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This one gets pretty into influencer culture and how to stop breathing with your brain Full episode at patreon.com/quorators

Aug 24, 20233 min

I Named My Baby Lucifer Is That Alright?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do nurses have a laugh if the patient has a micropenis? What is the nastiest thing done with a stepsister? Why is it so cool to be a drug dealer in America? Is it because of Nancy Reagan? ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@cracked Sub to our channel https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 21, 20231h 1m

Can An Adult Survive On Human Breast Milk Alone? w/ Hesse Deni — QUORATORS LIVE 8.5.23

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Follow Hesse on social media @zerosuitcamus Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 14, 20231h 0m

Q+Teaser - the THREE LIES of WOMEN

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Yes tiktok is covered on Quorators+ Listen to the full episode on patreon.com/quorators

Aug 10, 20233 min

Why Is Ed Sheeran Blind? w/ Jake Flores

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Did Justin Bieber Die? If A Bear Hit A Human Head With Its Paw What Would Happen? How Do I Bathe My 16-Year-Old Son? ----- Follow Jake on social media @feraljokes Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Come to Alex and Jake's stand up show in Bushwick on 08/11 https://dice.fm/event/rqwk5-paid-protest-comedy-show-and-dsa-fundraiser-11th-aug-silo-community-new-york-city-tickets?lng=en-US

Aug 7, 20231h 8m

Must I Be Despised? w/ Lawson Leong

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who is better than Goku? Why shouldn't you boil hot dogs? What happens to elderly people? ----- Check out Lawson on Talking Naruto, Ballin Out Super, and The Professionals podcast COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Jul 31, 20231h 1m

Q+ Teaser - No Stupid Questions

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We are sorry reddit is like this For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Jul 27, 20233 min

I Committed The Unforgivable Sin w/ Amber Flannery Field

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What happens when a person with a fake leg goes to prison? Was Jesus Christ a cool guy by today's definition? Wouldn't it be weird if people tasted like ice cream? Whites could be vanilla, blacks chocolate, Latinos cinnamon, Asians lemon or caramel and so on ----- Follow Amber on youtube @ AmberFieldEssays COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Jul 24, 20231h 3m

Can You Marry A Wife Who Is Older Than You?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I haven't eaten any food in 20 years and I am obese. How do I cope? Why don't we drink the milk of a female blue whale and become extremely strong? Can you get pregnant from humming a pillow or a feather pillow? ----- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Jul 17, 20231h 2m

Q+Teaser - French Week

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Due to a shipping error all of the posts are French For the full episode support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Jul 13, 20237 min

Can A Pregnant Woman Cheat On Her Husband? w/ Drew Morgan

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do magnets not run out of battery? Why do liberals turn red with rage when someone says "let's go Brandon?" What does it feel like to wear a diaper that is really full of poop? ----- Follow Drew on social media @ DrewMorgComedy COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 5th in NYC https://caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8... Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Jul 10, 20231h 8m

Is It Possible To Be Dyslexic And Have PTSD? w/ Kath Barbadoro

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay for me to cheat as long as the guy is better looking than my husband? If 8 heavily armed gang members try to break into your house, what gun do you use to defend yourself? How do you fight someone who is on PCP? ----- Follow Kath on social media @ kathbarbadoro Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Jul 3, 20231h 8m