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Trials and Afflictions w/ Jake Young

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would you react if Booser from Super Mario was real? I can't stop thinking about making money. How do I get out of this mindset? A witch cast spells to kill me and make me seriously ill. I only sleep 3 hours because of the spell that does not allow me to sleep. I have had 3 spiritual cleanses and the witchcraft continues. What should I do? Listen to Jake's show Wizard and the Bruiser and check out his other projects on the Last Podcast Network Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

May 6, 20241h 9m

Q+ Teaser - Am I Wrong For Throwing My Wedding Ring In The Ocean?

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Reddit, should I sign up for the quorators patreon and support the show at patreon.com/quorators ? Yes

May 2, 20244 min

Woman Analysis w/ Kate Willett

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you chat with women for money? Why am I a bad girl? How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them? Watch Kate's new stand up special Loopholes on youtube, Apple TV, and other exciting streaming distributors Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Apr 29, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Date A Police Officer

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Apr 25, 20246 min

Devious Relationships w/ Pamela Ross

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why aren't white people allowed to date white women? What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt? My girlfriend stabbed me. Should I just do the manly thing and toughen out the wound? I wouldn't want anyone knowing that I was stabbed by a woman. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Pamela on social media @PamNotAnderson

Apr 22, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - Secret French Redditor EXPOSED

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This monsieur is exposed Please support the show for the full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Apr 18, 20244 min

Philosophy of the Ages w/ Hussein Kesvani

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if I want to be eaten up by a human right now? Why don't more people dine and dash? You literally get a meal for free. What do you want me to do for you? I will do what you want. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Listen to Hussein's podcasts Trash Future and 10k Posts https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod

Apr 15, 20241h 9m

Q+ Teaser - Spartan Deep Dive

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Please dive into the power of Spartan warriors with us over on patreon.com/quorators

Apr 11, 20245 min

Defense Academy w/ Hesse Deni

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you get robbed at gunpoint by a teen girl and you're carrying, do you shoot her? Should we legalize drunk driving? Would you allow your wife to get pregnant to another man? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Listen to Hesse's podcasts Seeking Derangements and Movie Mindset https://twitter.com/ssderangementss

Apr 8, 20241h 7m

Q+ Teaser - We Found a Quora Question About Ourselves

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hear the rest of the answers AND the reddit question from the Mark Roebuck episode AND a lot of LinkedIn stuff @ https://www.patreon.com/quorators

Apr 4, 20244 min

Mysteries of the Flesh w/ Adam Gilbert

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What kind of sweet body do you have? Why do I see white people as being Chinese? I always catch my boyfriend smelling his testicles, is that weird? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Adam @ https://www.instagram.com/adamgcomedy

Apr 1, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - Woman Asks Co-Worker to Leave His Wife

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head to https://patreon.com/quorators to hear if this woman is CRINGE or BASED !!!!

Mar 28, 20241 min

Hall of Warriors w/ Mark Roebuck

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week we find an insane quora user named SIDEWINDER who invented his own style of fighting. So get hyped for that because we read his posts for 20 minutes. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Check out Mark's very funny website Skitching the Elephant https://www.skitchingtheelephant.com/

Mar 25, 20241h 11m

Q+ Teaser - The Clitoris Doesn't Exist

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girls are always trying to have a little penis. more scientific info @ https://www.patreon.com/quorators

Mar 21, 20242 min

Crime & Punishment w/ Dina Hashem

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Have you ever been diaper punished 24/7 as a teenager? My daughter summoned a demon through her Ouija board. Is spanking her an appropriate punishment? I'm Daphne Lawman. I am 19 years of age. Am I in senior high school in Ghana? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Clay @ instagram.com/bitchrespecter

Mar 18, 202457 min

Q+ Teaser - Guy Secretly Doses Bandmate With Estrogen

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become a jessica rabbit @ https://patreon.com/quorators

Mar 14, 20244 min

Great Adversity w/ Clay Parks

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a great skillful swordfighter from the modern age incapacitate 20 attackers with his sword in a street fight? How do I sign out of Quora? Just closing the app does not seem safe or logical. It's 4:21 me time. I need to feed the cats. How can you be street smart when you're blind? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Clay @ instagram.com/bitchrespecter

Mar 11, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - Can You Become A Knight?

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Defend your fief @ patreon.com/quorators

Mar 7, 20243 min

Forbidden Pleasures w/ Max Ogle

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do gay men lock eyes in stores? Is it normal that I can pause time and do whatever I want? A dump truck mistakenly dumped a pile of gravel in my yard. They refuse to remove it and are demanding payment for it. I did not ask for this gravel. My yard is unusable and they are becoming belligerent. What can I do? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to subscribe to the Theater of Delights and listen to seasons 3 + 5 for more Max

Mar 4, 20241h 14m

Q+ Teaser - Is Horse Therapy For You?

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Hear it straight from the horse's mouth over at patreon.com/quorators

Feb 29, 20246 min

Family Values w/ Talking Simpsons Podcast

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Marge Simpson Black? I'm 15 and a little bit obese. I'm planning to smoke using my mom's cigarettes without telling her. What are the side effects of smoking in my age? Will my metabolism get faster? What should I do if my 15-year-old son has gotten three girls pregnant at a party and one is having triplets? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to subscribe to the Talking Simpsons patreon and listen to the podcast wherever podcasts are sold

Feb 26, 202459 min

Q+ Teaser - Homophobe Jeremy TRIGGERED By Dog Love

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Bigotry is wrong. And you can fight it at patreon.com/quorators

Feb 22, 20243 min

Dark Arts w/ Megan Bitchell

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I summon a succubus that I can serve and let her use me? If a witch was being sued and they did a spell on the plaintiff and their lawyers, would the witch's spell be more effective if the plaintiff and their lawyers knew the defendant was a witch, more effective if they didn't know, or no difference? Can you absorb the calories in pen ink?I drank some pen ink as a dare and now i am scared that it will cause me to gain weight please help ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Follow Megan on social media @ meganbitchell

Feb 19, 20241h 16m

Q+ Teaser - LinkedIn Man Raises Son As A Human Weapon

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Whatever you do, do not approach this man on his 6. But DO unlock the full episode at patreon.com/quorators

Feb 15, 20244 min

Animal Madness w/ BriTANick

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to kill all the rats in NYC? I think my pet fox has autism because all he does is scream and is very unaffectionate with us. What should I do? Is it bad to live in the forest, with animals, and in nature? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to check out Britanick on youtube, patreon, and in a comedy venue near you

Feb 12, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - Christian Discussion And Freestyle

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Subscribe to our rap podcast @ patreon.com/quorators

Feb 8, 20244 min

Hard Truths w/ Chris Wade

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Love Cheese? Can I share my bed with my brothers? Without the reaping of spiritual fruit, can any atheist truly obtain inner peace? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Chris on Chapo Trap House wherever podcasts are sold

Feb 5, 20241h 7m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Defend Yourself Against An Ostrich

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For more important wikihow exploring go to patreon.com/quorators

Feb 1, 20247 min

The Hitler Episode: Part 2 w/ David Tveite

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Was Hitler openly gay? If so, does that mean that all gay people are Nazis? Did Hitler meditate? If so, did it help a little? Did Adolf Hitler have Rizz? (this is Part 2 because we did a similar episode a few months ago on patreon. check out that one too!) ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Follow David on instagram at https://www.instagram.com/killtveite

Jan 29, 20241h 11m

Q+ Teaser - Reddit Witch EXPOSED

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To expose other reddit witches support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Jan 25, 20243 min

Alternate Worlds w/ Kyle Harris

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are Goblins Real? I am 7 but in a classroom with babies. What should I do? Why is not having faster-than-light travel a problem? Why does it matter? Who cares? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jeremy's new website at https://dibsnext.com

Jan 22, 20241h 12m

Q+ Teaser - It's Okay To Cheat For Ca$h

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What are ya gonna do to me Mongoose Mike? For the full episode support the show on patreon.com/quorators

Jan 18, 20244 min

Catholicism

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm Catholic and I have a Muslim girlfriend. Can my girlfriend cheat on me? Atheists, lets say you went fishing. Suddenly, you caught a Christian baby on your fishing hook. There is a shark swimming towards the baby to eat it. Would you save the Christian baby? Do people in Egypt have sex? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jeremy's new website at https://dibsnext.com

Jan 15, 20241h 6m

FIRED FOR TRUTH

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do Eagle Scouts have a hard time getting jobs because they can't be fired for no reason? Is this just a rumor or is there any truth to it? What is truth? My boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times and my mum found out and had to clean the drain. He lives with us. Should I break up with him? He is not a bad person. ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Jan 8, 20241h 12m

Q+ Teaser - LinkedIn Man Explains How To Have Sex

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The number one website for getting a job and making love to your wife For the full episode please support the show @ patreon.com/Quorators

Jan 4, 20243 min

Do You Agree With Wife Sharing? w/ Katie Rose Leon

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What Would Nietzsche Think Of Louis CK? To men: Do you take your scrotum out when you pee? Why or why not? So, Mr. atheist, did you know that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible? ----- Listen to Leong/Leon's The Professional Wrestling Podcast: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/leongleons-the-professional-wr-5372538 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Jan 1, 202459 min

Q+ Teaser - Bill Clinton Tells All

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For more of Bill Clinton's favorite podcast go to patreon.com/quorators

Dec 28, 20236 min

Where Is Santa Claus Located? w/ Juniper

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What gender is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? Why is Hanukkah often so closely associated with Judaism? Is it haram for Muslims to make a snowman? ----- Listen to Western Kabuki wherever podcasts are sold Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 25, 20231h 2m

Q+ Teaser - Southern Stephen Hawking

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With this kind of breakthrough humor you simply must support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Dec 21, 20234 min

Have You Ever Been In A Fight To The Death w/ Murder Bryan

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Did you know that Hell is not something to joke about? What would happen if you put a baby human in a kangaroo's pouch? In hip hop, what is the difference between "shawty" and "shorty"? ----- Listen to the Guys podcast wherever podcasts are sold Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 18, 20231h 7m

Q+ Teaser - Women Are ADDICTED To This TWO PENIS MAN

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These women are so hooked it's like they've signed up for full bonus episodes @ patreon.com/quorators

Dec 14, 20234 min

Should I Put My IQ On My Resume? w/ Devon On Earth

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My husband accidentally pushed our 4-year-old daughter off the 40th story window out of anger. How do I prevent my husband from being sentenced to jail? He doesn't need that hassle. Why did George Washington allow California to be C-shaped instead of shaped like a normal state, which allows it to leech all the valuable coastal property without contributing agriculture back to the country? If Michael Corleone came out as transgender would Vito have been supportive? ----- Follow Devon on social media @ Devon_On_Earth Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 11, 20231h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Normal Copywriter Job Posting

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for the full job posting apply to patreon.com/quorators for all of our bonus episodes

Dec 7, 20237 min

Is It Wrong To Murder?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to cast a black magic spell on celebrities with photos found on the internet? Is it worth getting my dog baptised? Do I know you? ----- Check out Alex's new kickstarter this holiday season kickstarter.com/theaterofdelights/theater-of-delights-season-6 Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Dec 4, 20231h 0m

Q+ Teaser - Is The Red Pill For Husbands?

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If you do NOT think the Red Pill is for husbands be sure to show the world by signing up at patreon.com/quorators

Nov 30, 20234 min

Why Does Spider-Man Have So Many Girlfriends? w/ Matt McMuscles

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why was Lara Croft given a bust reduction? Was it because she was considered overly sexual? If so, is that fair? Sir, I am addicted to hentai and I am losing interest in real girls. What should I do? What if Pokemon are real? ----- Check out Matt's youtube @ https://www.youtube.com/@mattmcmuscles Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 27, 202357 min

Q+ Teaser - Is This Old Man a PERV or the PAGE MASTER?

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Be sure to vote in the comments when you support the show at patreon.com/Quorators

Nov 23, 20234 min

Can You Boil And Grink Weed? w/ Karli Marulli

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you tell if you're a Werewolf? Why are women cheating on their husbands at an all-time high now? Can you climb mountains and sleep on top of them? What are the rules for that kind of thing? ----- Follow Karli online @KarliMarulli Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 20, 20231h 6m

Q+ Teaser - My Office HATES My CAVE MAN WIFE

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Is she wrong for this one? Find out at patreon.com/quorators

Nov 16, 20234 min

If Einstein Is So Smart, Then Why Did He Die?

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Men who have daughters are betas. Why won't people understand that? How many unarmed Nazis would it take to defeat a gorilla? Would it be haram to shift realities or quantum jump in Islam? I really want to learn how to do this and be better at it, but there's always a doubt and I get scared of it being haram. ----- Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators

Nov 13, 20231h 4m