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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why didn't my wang fall off when I turned 40? If I ate human meat, am I considered a cannibal forever or what? Big foot arrives at your door and confesses he's sad of constantly hiding. You have 24 hours to make him have the best day of his life before he is gunned down by the government. What do you do? --- Watch Josh's last special People Pleaser wherever laughs are sold COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How does it feel when you swallow a live eel? I feel that most men are secretly gay, but due to society can't accept or admit it. Am I wrong? What actor is a "yowza times 1000"? --- Go find Clare at ClareOkane.com COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you go all out, even if it kills you? Is it acceptable to greet a Jew by saying "Hello Jew"? I'm on the autism spectrum and want to help Ron DeSantis become President so woke will die, because nobody cares about autistic people, only BLM and that gay stuff. Since it would break my heart if Ron loses, how do we push for him to win? Follow Felix on Twitter @ https://x.com/byyourlogic Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who invented the lightbulb? Sorry you have been lied to I impregnated my employee. How do I trick her husband into signing the birth certificate? Why do some people call Trump "the Lying King? --- Be sure to find Ashton on the internet by googling Ashton Womack Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it safe to eat a raccoon that I trapped? I want its fur pelt but I feel bad about wasting the meat (but I'm also worried about diseases). If we put makeup on a female chimp would male chimps consider it to be more desirable? Why don't lady cops ever have their hair down? Be sure to follow Bryn on twitter @ Kinematografi and listen to Stay Inside's new album Ferried Away Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do dads think it's okay to mash up full frontal hugs with their daughters? Is it okay to pee in the bed when you stay in a hotel? Is boxing allowed in heaven? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Which of these two girls that I don't like very much should I marry? Answer now at patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do cows naturally eat meat? I've only found videos of either starving cows or cows probably taught to eat meat. Do you believe Bigfoot hunts humans? How can I stop someone from harassing my wife through astral projection? She signed up for a class with a naturopath and now this person is constantly in her head, telling her negative things and trying to destroy her life She claims to be helping Check out Caleb on Podcast About List on youtube and all other podcasting resources Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm 12 and able to bench 205, and curl 50's. How normal is that? Is Tom S after my dad? Go and fuck with him and see where you end up at. You be on the street! Which country has the most witches? Follow Ismael on instagram @ IsmaelComic and watch his stand up special Sound It Out on youtube Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would you react if Booser from Super Mario was real? I can't stop thinking about making money. How do I get out of this mindset? A witch cast spells to kill me and make me seriously ill. I only sleep 3 hours because of the spell that does not allow me to sleep. I have had 3 spiritual cleanses and the witchcraft continues. What should I do? Listen to Jake's show Wizard and the Bruiser and check out his other projects on the Last Podcast Network Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you chat with women for money? Why am I a bad girl? How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them? Watch Kate's new stand up special Loopholes on youtube, Apple TV, and other exciting streaming distributors Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why aren't white people allowed to date white women? What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt? My girlfriend stabbed me. Should I just do the manly thing and toughen out the wound? I wouldn't want anyone knowing that I was stabbed by a woman. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Pamela on social media @PamNotAnderson

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if I want to be eaten up by a human right now? Why don't more people dine and dash? You literally get a meal for free. What do you want me to do for you? I will do what you want. --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Listen to Hussein's podcasts Trash Future and 10k Posts https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you get robbed at gunpoint by a teen girl and you're carrying, do you shoot her? Should we legalize drunk driving? Would you allow your wife to get pregnant to another man? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Listen to Hesse's podcasts Seeking Derangements and Movie Mindset https://twitter.com/ssderangementss

hear the rest of the answers AND the reddit question from the Mark Roebuck episode AND a lot of LinkedIn stuff @ https://www.patreon.com/quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What kind of sweet body do you have? Why do I see white people as being Chinese? I always catch my boyfriend smelling his testicles, is that weird? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Adam @ https://www.instagram.com/adamgcomedy

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week we find an insane quora user named SIDEWINDER who invented his own style of fighting. So get hyped for that because we read his posts for 20 minutes. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Check out Mark's very funny website Skitching the Elephant https://www.skitchingtheelephant.com/

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Have you ever been diaper punished 24/7 as a teenager? My daughter summoned a demon through her Ouija board. Is spanking her an appropriate punishment? I'm Daphne Lawman. I am 19 years of age. Am I in senior high school in Ghana? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Clay @ instagram.com/bitchrespecter

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a great skillful swordfighter from the modern age incapacitate 20 attackers with his sword in a street fight? How do I sign out of Quora? Just closing the app does not seem safe or logical. It's 4:21 me time. I need to feed the cats. How can you be street smart when you're blind? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Follow Clay @ instagram.com/bitchrespecter

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do gay men lock eyes in stores? Is it normal that I can pause time and do whatever I want? A dump truck mistakenly dumped a pile of gravel in my yard. They refuse to remove it and are demanding payment for it. I did not ask for this gravel. My yard is unusable and they are becoming belligerent. What can I do? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to subscribe to the Theater of Delights and listen to seasons 3 + 5 for more Max

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Marge Simpson Black? I'm 15 and a little bit obese. I'm planning to smoke using my mom's cigarettes without telling her. What are the side effects of smoking in my age? Will my metabolism get faster? What should I do if my 15-year-old son has gotten three girls pregnant at a party and one is having triplets? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to subscribe to the Talking Simpsons patreon and listen to the podcast wherever podcasts are sold

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I summon a succubus that I can serve and let her use me? If a witch was being sued and they did a spell on the plaintiff and their lawyers, would the witch's spell be more effective if the plaintiff and their lawyers knew the defendant was a witch, more effective if they didn't know, or no difference? Can you absorb the calories in pen ink?I drank some pen ink as a dare and now i am scared that it will cause me to gain weight please help ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Follow Megan on social media @ meganbitchell

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to kill all the rats in NYC? I think my pet fox has autism because all he does is scream and is very unaffectionate with us. What should I do? Is it bad to live in the forest, with animals, and in nature? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Be sure to check out Britanick on youtube, patreon, and in a comedy venue near you

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Love Cheese? Can I share my bed with my brothers? Without the reaping of spiritual fruit, can any atheist truly obtain inner peace? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Chris on Chapo Trap House wherever podcasts are sold

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Was Hitler openly gay? If so, does that mean that all gay people are Nazis? Did Hitler meditate? If so, did it help a little? Did Adolf Hitler have Rizz? (this is Part 2 because we did a similar episode a few months ago on patreon. check out that one too!) ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Follow David on instagram at https://www.instagram.com/killtveite

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are Goblins Real? I am 7 but in a classroom with babies. What should I do? Why is not having faster-than-light travel a problem? Why does it matter? Who cares? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jeremy's new website at https://dibsnext.com

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm Catholic and I have a Muslim girlfriend. Can my girlfriend cheat on me? Atheists, lets say you went fishing. Suddenly, you caught a Christian baby on your fishing hook. There is a shark swimming towards the baby to eat it. Would you save the Christian baby? Do people in Egypt have sex? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators Check out Jeremy's new website at https://dibsnext.com

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do Eagle Scouts have a hard time getting jobs because they can't be fired for no reason? Is this just a rumor or is there any truth to it? What is truth? My boyfriend pooped in the shower multiple times and my mum found out and had to clean the drain. He lives with us. Should I break up with him? He is not a bad person. ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show at https://www.youtube.com/@quorators