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Love Games w/ Kenice Mobley

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I play love game? What do I do if a strong looking guy came up to my wife and said that he wants to motorboat her and she found it funny? Why don't the people on dating apps want to meet, they just want to chat? Are they fake, or are they scared? --- Watch Kenice's stand up on onlyfans dot com. The app for laughs! Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 28, 20241h 11m

Q+ Teaser - Buying Magic Relics On Ebay

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Oct 24, 20246 min

Life of Crime w/ Patrick Doran

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What was the most inappropriate yet consensual thing between two people you ever heard happened at a public rest stop along the highway? How can I flee to Mexico? I'm scheduled to self-surrender in 2 months to serve a 10-year prison sentence? How would I go about making a homemade electric chair? --- Follow Bryn on twitter @ kinematrografi. Listen to her movie podcast Generation Loss and her rock band Stay Inside wherever sounds are sold. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 21, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - Boyfriend Designs Anti-Cheat Bed Trap

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Is he wrong to design this bed trap? Support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 17, 20242 min

Season of the Witch w/ Bryn Nieboer

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What's the best demon to summon to kill someone? How long do I need to warm up to this demon first? What will I need to make a deal? What should I offer? There's no changing my mind, please don't try. Can someone be a Starseed without having ADHD or autism? Can you get a succubus pregnant? --- Follow Bryn on twitter @ kinematrografi. Listen to her movie podcast Generation Loss and her rock band Stay Inside wherever sounds are sold. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 14, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - This Demon Pretended To Be A Gamer's Mom

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If you are a demon do NOT do this Quorators is supported by viewers like you. Please join the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 10, 20243 min

Blurred Lines w/ Emily Panic

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it okay that I give my first dates a cleavage protector? Why would worms want to have sex when they're so ugly? How can I get to sleep with the neighborhood aunt? --- Follow Emily on instagram @ aprettybigmouth Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Oct 7, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Doctors Said "No!" To This Beauty Queen

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Should they have? Please support the show @ patreon.com/quorators

Oct 3, 20246 min

Boys Chat

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do steroids make you gay? Why does my penis shrink on meth and make me want to wear panties and yoga pants to show off my tiny little bulge? I am not a good boy. Why? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 30, 20241h 3m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Convince A Girl To Make Out

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Sep 26, 20246 min

Matters of the World

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How Do British People Eat Croissants? If cackling Kamala Harris wins the presidency in a few months time, will the farmyard hen replace the bald eagle as the emblem of the United States of America? Which one is going to win in a fight, a group of 40-50 year old man or Indonesian senior high schoolers? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 23, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - R/SmallBoobLove Goes To War

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Will you defend Christina The Latina on patreon.com/quorators?

Sep 19, 20243 min

Power Beyond Comprehension

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What is the possibility of finding human bones on the moon? What's the best way to vanquish the demonic Jezebel spirit in my wife? What is the most powerful prayer in Judaism? What are its effects? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 16, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Do Men Need Bathroom Machines?

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Do they? Go to patreon.com/quorators

Sep 12, 20248 min

Advent of Clare

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: My daughter's name is Patrick and my son's name is Finland. Was that a good choice? Is becoming a literal eunuch (and taking hormone replacement therapy afterwards) the only guaranteed way for me to have sex with fertile and potentially fertile cis-women without ever worrying about being forced to pay child support afterwards? Why can't a man control the darkness in his heart? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 9, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Act Like You're Possessed By A Demon

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6This is how to wikiact like that (go to patreon.com/quorators)

Sep 5, 20248 min

Facing The Unknown w/ Anders Lee and Andy Gittlitz

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why does the United States promote homosexuality and not consider what happened in the petrified village of Pompeii? Why would a UFO have lights on it? If a female Bigfoot became pregnant after mating with a Dogman, what would the offspring resemble? --- Follow Andy @ baseprole on twitter and subscribe to his podcast The Antifada Follow Anders @AndersLeeHere on twitter and subscribe to his podcasts Pod Damn America and The Vanquished Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Sep 2, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Redditor Innovates Pee Bucket

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Aug 29, 20245 min

Quorators Live 2024 w/ Will Menaker

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Are you disgusted by telepathy? Does anyone want to talk about back when you could fight in the street and everybody had a good time? My 6-year-old son wants to hug me because he is sad. How do I politely tell him I'm not comfortable? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 26, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - How To Meet Russian And Ukrainian Women

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Women from Eurasia go to patreon.com/quorators

Aug 22, 20249 min

Morality of the Jungle w/ DC Pierson

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What scents do rats lovee? I'm scared that there is a snake in my mattress. What should I do? Men, which would you choose: a bear who can be your bro, or a woman to nag you to death? --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 19, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - How Many Knives Can You Have On The Subway?

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Bring your knives to patreon.com/quorators for the full episode

Aug 15, 20244 min

Episode 100

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What are the Top 100 'would you rather' questions? How do I get rich with top 100 ideas top ways? Top 100 Friendship Quotes and Sayings --- COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 12, 20241h 9m

Q+ Teaser - Based Recruiter Plays The Ultimate Trick

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6For more insect discussion go to patreon.com/quorators COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th IN NYC

Aug 8, 20245 min

Street Survival w/ Thomas White

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I use dog urine to pass a drug test? If I was your girlfriend or wife, how many kisses would you give me? How do you pretend to be a shy pirate? --- Listen to Thomas on the lovely pendejo time podcast which is also on youtube COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Aug 5, 20241h 1m

Q+ Teaser - Quorators Learn To Reality Shift

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To shift your reality to the Laugh Zone go to patreon.com/quorators

Aug 1, 20246 min

Twisted World w/ Gianmarco Soresi

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would human life be affected if all animals were the size of cats? Why am I a wanted fugitive? When will Sharia law be forced here in Australia? Why is it not happening yet? --- Check out Gianmarco's show The Downside on Youtube.com and wherever podcasts are sold COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 29, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - Snapchat Influencer Creates AI Demon

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Jul 25, 20246 min

Feats of Cunning w/ Naomi Karavani

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Does the fact that there are only 19M people in New York but there are 21M people registered to vote, with 1.2M of those being cloned, seem at all suspicious to you? If Thomas Jefferson appeared at your door late one evening asking to borrow your triangle, would you oblige and perhaps even invite him in for something to eat? Has anyone ever had a sissy-gasm? --- Watch Naomi's special Firecracker on youtube and follow her on social media @ NaomiKaravani COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 22, 20241h 7m

Q+ Teaser - Podcast Host DESTROYED By New York Post Voice

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to support jeremy go to patreon.com/quorators

Jul 18, 20242 min

Rejected Advances w/ Maddy Smith

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal for a teenage boy like me to like a good gut punching contest because I've been wanting a good beating? Can you still go to heaven if you smoke cigarettes? What is the normal amount of grills to have? I was discussing it with my wife and she was complaining about my spending habits on grills, claiming that I was buying too many. So I'm on here to ask, what is the "normal" amount of grills to own? --- Follow Maddy on social media @ SoMaddySmith and listen to her podcast Mad House COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 15, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Anti-Woke Coach vs Heat Stroke

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If you're about the work go to patreon.com/quorators

Jul 11, 20242 min

Going Raw w/ Martin Urbano

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I shower at a sleepover? Has Superman and Batman ever slept together? How do you make money on a bog? Me and my friend Emma live on a bog and we are looking to make money quick and fast. --- Follow Martin on instagram @ MartinUrbanoJr COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 8, 20241h 2m

Q+ Teaser - Employer DEMANDS Naked Sauna Time

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Jul 4, 20249 min

Crossing Boundaries w/ Josh Gondelman

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why didn't my wang fall off when I turned 40? If I ate human meat, am I considered a cannibal forever or what? Big foot arrives at your door and confesses he's sad of constantly hiding. You have 24 hours to make him have the best day of his life before he is gunned down by the government. What do you do? --- Watch Josh's last special People Pleaser wherever laughs are sold COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jul 1, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - Tips For Vampire Women?

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Ladies try it out and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/quorators

Jun 27, 20245 min

Earthly Delights w/ Clare O'Kane

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How does it feel when you swallow a live eel? I feel that most men are secretly gay, but due to society can't accept or admit it. Am I wrong? What actor is a "yowza times 1000"? --- Go find Clare at ClareOkane.com COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jun 24, 20241h 6m

Q+ Teaser - My Boyfriend Wants Me to Hold His Balls While He Sleeps

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what??????????????????? listen to the full episode at patreon.com/quorators for all these JUICY REDDITS

Jun 20, 20243 min

Operator's Handbook w/ Felix Biederman

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COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you go all out, even if it kills you? Is it acceptable to greet a Jew by saying "Hello Jew"? I'm on the autism spectrum and want to help Ron DeSantis become President so woke will die, because nobody cares about autistic people, only BLM and that gay stuff. Since it would break my heart if Ron loses, how do we push for him to win? Follow Felix on Twitter @ https://x.com/byyourlogic Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jun 17, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Gay Dragon Ball Z Resort for Men

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Jun 13, 20243 min

Crimes and Lies w/ Ashton Womack

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who invented the lightbulb? Sorry you have been lied to I impregnated my employee. How do I trick her husband into signing the birth certificate? Why do some people call Trump "the Lying King? --- Be sure to find Ashton on the internet by googling Ashton Womack Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jun 10, 20241h 4m

Q+ Teaser - Zionist Wins An iPad Through Posts

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Restore your faith in humanity with the full episode @ patreon.com/quorators

Jun 6, 20244 min

DIY Solutions w/ Bryn Niebor

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it safe to eat a raccoon that I trapped? I want its fur pelt but I feel bad about wasting the meat (but I'm also worried about diseases). If we put makeup on a female chimp would male chimps consider it to be more desirable? Why don't lady cops ever have their hair down? Be sure to follow Bryn on twitter @ Kinematografi and listen to Stay Inside's new album Ferried Away Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

Jun 3, 20241h 9m

Q+ Teaser - Girlfriend Invents New Month System

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Do you approve of her month system? Go to @ patreon.com/quorators for the full episode

May 30, 20245 min

Pushing The Limit w/ David Cross

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do dads think it's okay to mash up full frontal hugs with their daughters? Is it okay to pee in the bed when you stay in a hotel? Is boxing allowed in heaven? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

May 27, 20241h 0m

Q+ Teaser - Hot Girl Low TC? Or Average Girl High TC?

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Which of these two girls that I don't like very much should I marry? Answer now at patreon.com/quorators

May 23, 20243 min

Strange Phenomenon w/ Caleb Pitts

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do cows naturally eat meat? I've only found videos of either starving cows or cows probably taught to eat meat. Do you believe Bigfoot hunts humans? How can I stop someone from harassing my wife through astral projection? She signed up for a class with a naturopath and now this person is constantly in her head, telling her negative things and trying to destroy her life She claims to be helping Check out Caleb on Podcast About List on youtube and all other podcasting resources Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

May 20, 20241h 8m

Q+ Teaser - NextDoor User Exposes Truths

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There's so much going on over at patreon.com/quorators

May 16, 20244 min

Pursuit Of Power w/ Ismael Loutfi

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm 12 and able to bench 205, and curl 50's. How normal is that? Is Tom S after my dad? Go and fuck with him and see where you end up at. You be on the street! Which country has the most witches? Follow Ismael on instagram @ IsmaelComic and watch his stand up special Sound It Out on youtube Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators

May 13, 20241h 5m

Q+ Teaser - Wife is driven MAD with MAILMAN LUST

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Would you like to lust for more episodes my dear @ patreon.com/quorators ?

May 9, 20244 min