Probing Ancient Aliens

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did Celtic Druids voyage across the Atlantic and land in ancient New York and New England, thousands of years ago? Did druids build the numerous stone monuments, dolmens, caves, standing stones, and other megalithic structures in and around the primitive Tri-State Area? If so, why did the Druids come? Was it to open portals to other dimensions and let extra - or ultra - terrestrials through, masking themselves as spirits or gods? Or was the paranormal phenomena already happening in centuries-old New York, and the Druids somehow felt the spiritual pull to the New World? Is it merely a coincidence that Whitley Strieber - author of the famous alien abduction book ‘Communion’ - experienced his harrowing journey with ET’s merely miles from Balanced Rock, the the site of Sleepy Hollow, and hundreds of Druid ritual sites...or is there a deeper connection to the Celtic history of the area? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: the Druid Connection!

Unforeseen circumstances got in the way of our recording / streaming plans today - sorry! Please enjoy this peek at our Patreon content, and we'll be back next week, as usual! (Original Patreon show notes): The COCK is back! Graham Hancock, that is. This 2018 symposium film session is bare bones on production values, but cock-full of some pretty fascinating info on psychedelics, the subjugation of the human consciousness by the Abrahamic religions, Gnosticism, and pretty much how ol' Grahamy boy is a Consciousness LIbertarian-Anarchist. Pretty interesting takes all around, and a break from his usually quoted Younger Dry-Ass period content.

Did Diego De Landa and his Spanish Conquistadores destroy evidence of ancient alien interaction with the Mayan culture during their war of conversion for the Mayans pagan souls? Were the Olmec people somehow drawing African, Asian and Caucasian people from all over the world to Central America...over 5000 years ago? Is there a connection between the Hindu and Mayan religions, as depicted in a select few of the Colombian archaeological site’s - San Augustine - megalithic carvings? Were Hindu Vimanas used in Mayan culture as well, do to the same gods bringing cultural and scientific knowledge to both sets of ancient people...thousands of miles across the world’s oceans? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Maya.

Are octopuses - aka “octopi” - actually aliens? Are their secret alien bases - filled with aquatically evolved extraterrestrials - hiding right under our noses, tens of thousands of feet below the oceans’ surfaces? Are USO’s different than UFO’s? Did human life begin to evolve out of the ocean? If so...why does an octopus have over 50,000 genes in its DNA, while humans have only 25,000? Did life on Earth begin only when an asteroid brought liquid water filled with amino acids into the primordial soup pools of the world? Is David Childress an expert on underwater vehicle engineering as well as water desalinization? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Sea!

Is there a connection between all the ancient extraterrestrials that have supposedly descended from the dog star: Sirius? How did the Dogon tribe know about the invisible sister star, Sirius B, without a technologically advanced telescope in their possession? Are the Sky Stones that fell to earth with the African sky gods, the Nomoli, actually the remenants of an alien planet? Are the Dogu statues from ancient Japan actually depicting ancient aliens in spacesuits...from 18 thousand years ago? Are there linguistic connections between the Dogon, Dragons, Dagon, Dagda, and other gods that are on the verge of sounding like…”daddy?” We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: The Star Gods of Sirius!

Is Element 115 the secret to interstellar space travel for humanity? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his employment at S4 during the 1980s - a secret underground facility directly connected to Area 51? Is Moscovium, the Element 115 “discovered” in 2003 the same Element 115 that Bob Lazaar described in Jeremy Corbell’s documentary “Bob Lazaar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers?” Are Bob Lazaar, Jeremy Corbell, and George Knapp telling the truth about Bob Lazaar’s credibility? Is the government covering up the fact that they have a stable version of Element 115 and are already powering spacecraft that the public isn’t aware of? Did aliens plan the Roswell and Kapustin Yar crashes so that humanity would slowly but surely reverse engineer their technology and bring them into the galactic federation? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Element 115!

Is Saskatchewan’s Badlands Guardian actually an intelligently carved petroglyph depicting the Black Foot tribe’s ancient alien ancestors / deity’s that returned to the stars thousands of years ago? If so...how did these ancient - commonly thought of as “primitive” - people carve out an entire section of a mountain range that’s almost a kilometer in it’s width, and hundreds of feet in depth, without help from a more advanced species...perhaps...aliens? Does the Badlands Guardian have a celestial connection to the infamous Face on Mars? Is there a link between the pyramids on Mars, the pyramids in Egypt, the pharaoh Akhnaten...and the Badlands Guardian? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Badlands Guardian!

Do aliens live in underground bases in Antarctica? Are there secretly temperate zones under Mt. Erebus at the South Pole where life can flourish? Did the Nazi’s have access to alien technology before World War II even started thanks to a tip from psychic mediums who had access to extraterrestrial consciousnesses? Did Admiral Byrd and the US Military actually fight a Nazi / alien skirmish when they landed on Antarctica after WWII was own? What about the soldiers on Ross Island at McMurdo station...did they have UFO encounters that their commanding officers told them to stay quiet about, no matter the cost? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: Return to Antarctica!

What is artificial intelligence? Could humanity populate the cosmos more efficiently by sending out android avatars that housed our human consciousness, but with no need for oxygen, gravity, or food? Have aliens been reaching out to intelligent races throughout the galaxy in this exact fashion for centuries? What’s the latest in human robotic technologies, and what’s the latest in sex robot technology? Are we simply fulfilling our genetic, alien-infused destiny of creating robots in our own image because our alien forefathers programmed us to do so? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens: The Artificial Human!

Are asteroids being used by aliens to propagate life throughout the universe? With NASA’s project Rama, are we simply repeating this cycle, as those ancient extraterrestrials were, by utilizing space-faring rocks to travel through the cosmos and deliver life-building payloads into the galaxy...potentially even terraforming other planets? Is panspermia possible, or even probable? Project Genesis seems to think so. Are we actually Annunaki-built Von Neumen robots that were designed to self replicate and pass our life-building essence into the universe by way of hulking meteors crashing into unsuspecting, but habitable worlds? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do. Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: They Came From the Sky!

Was the space race between the USA and Russia ACTUALLY a competitive race...or simply a cover-up for a secret long-standing collaboration between the two mega-cultures? How did Russia’s cultural integration of Cosmism motivate them to relentlessly create technology that could bring them further out into the stars...and further towards their extraterrestrial origins? What kind if classified information was revealed when the USSR disbanded and the KGB’s secret files were unlocked to the public? Did president Obama have a secret deal with Vladimir Putin to have equal control of the secret extraterrestrial information, and communication, after his 2012 re-election? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: Russia Declassified!

Work decided to bite us in the ass on recording day, so please enjoy our August 2020 episode of Probing Deeper instead! If you like this content, support us for $5 or more at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens and you get TWO extra podcasts like this every month! (original episode description from Patreon) "Consciousness Researcher" and spiritual healer (read: Sedona, AZ chick) embraces her inner female Wilcock to make this very surface level movie about extremely deep subjects. What did we glean from this glossed over montage of a face-lifted, overly makeup'd, clearly narcissistic lady trying to prove psychic phenomena with scientists who all look like porn doctors and talk like sex therapists? Open your Learn-Hole and find out!

Are 7 of the hundreds of Easter Island statues - aka Moai - actually representing seven extraterrestrial giants that fled for their life so they wouldn’t be eaten by the human beings of the Marquesas Islands? Why are these “seven sentinels” looking out into the ocean, while all other Moai statues face into the island and are known to be protectors of the Rapanui people? Was it a mystical energy called “mana,” or simply misunderstood alien technology that moved the extremely heavy statues into their resting places around Easter Island? How are the tiki statues of the Marquesas islands connected to Easter Island...and Peru, of all places, for that matter? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into season 13, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Sentinels!

Is Sardinia, Italy truly an Island that housed ancient Nephilim - a race of giants that survived the biblical flood that God brought upon the world to destroy their arcane, destructive ways? How did the Narughe megaliths dotted around Sardinia get built...if the ancient Sardinian people had no written language and no understanding of advanced mathematics or engineering? Are the pyramids around Sardinia actually landing zones and loading docs for ancient aliens? Is the Roman Catholic church hiding physical evidence fo Giant bones uncovered from local tombs to control the narrative of archaeology and tourism for their beautiful resort location? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 13, episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: Island of the Giants!

Was the planet Earth essentially a re-fueling station for ancient Egyptian gods / extraterrestrials? Is the iron throne of Osirius - aka The Ship of Eternity - waiting to be found within the large void recently discovered in the Great Pyramid at Giza? How did the Egyptians move massive red granite blocks over 600 miles to build the Grand Gallery? Were the biblical Joseph, Enoch and Imhotep all the same man...and perhaps not of this world when he partnered with King Joser to build his pyramid? Is mummification and placing it into sarcophagi actually a chemical process to assist in the transmutation of the body into a Light Body, allowing the person’s consciousness to travel through wormholes to the constellation Orion? Is Ramy Ramony the hunkiest Egyptologist the world ever did see? (the answer is yes, but..) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: Earth Station Egypt!

Now that the government has admitted Area 51 exists - what are the other secret research bases still kept under wraps by the likes of the military, the CIA, the Pentagon, and the White House itself? Are there UFOs in the mountains of Dulce, New Mexico? Has the Majestic 12 been controlling the output of information regarding alien research stations like Montaulk, Long Island, Brookhaven, and S4 / Hume Lake? What does the government have to lose or gain by hiding such immense secrets like underground subway stations to transport extraterrestrial Meta Materials between it’s disparate bases. Is the government creating its own loopholes from the Freedom of Information Act by using private companies like Bigelow Aerospace and Elon Musk’s SpaceX to do it’s dirty work with zero obligation to share their research and findings to the public? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens - Area 52!!!!

The Nazca lines, the Atacama Giant, the Blythe Intaglias, Egyptian heiroglyphics, the Ben Ben Stone, the Cosmic Egg, Rendlesham Forest...need we go on? Are all of the petroglyphic carvings throughout the ancient deserts of the world actually part of one universal code taught to primitive humans by ancient extraterrestrial gods? Is this the most boring episode of Ancient Aliens ever? You bet your prolapse it is! But we still have fun despite the best efforts of our plucky ancient astronaut theorists - let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 5: The Desert Codes!

Are black holes the same thing as the vortices we find here on Earth? Are the vortex tours of Sedona, AZ actually “black hole” tours? Have aliens been entering our dimension through the control of black holes - aka star gates - for millenia? What about the dangers of the various particle accelerators around the globe: will they eventually create a black hole so large it will swallow the entire planet? Does David Hatcher Childress survive a trip through the Bermuda Triangle?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens - Earth’s Black Holes!

Is the government secretly working on protocols that dictate how officials should act should they ever encounter extraterrestrial life? Have these protocols actually existed far before the average citizen could ever imagine? Are the messiahs of the world’s religions actually ancient alien benefactors who will return one day for mankind’s benefit? Did the Roswell crash spawn the first set of secret documents and the creation of the Majestic 12 to deal with all alien occurrences, big and small? How did Travis Taylor snag the job of literally writing the book on modern alien encounter protocols for the government - is it because he’s friends with Dragon from Skinwalker Ranch? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Protocols!

Did Leonardo Da Vinci invent paintings? Did he invent...the Da Vinci Code? Who was this masked man, and what was he REALLY trying to say with those tiger eyes of his? Was the Last Supper actually depicting a sheet of musical notes with the hands of the apostles and the soft bread on the table? Was the Salvator Mundi’’s depictio of Christ holding a crystal ball actually proof that Jesus is an extraterrestrial from the Orion constellation? What about The Virgin of the Rocks and the depiction the archangel Uriel seeming to favor the Christ-child - was Da Vinci trying to depict his own connection with the archangel of knowledge? Is ANY painting worth 400 MILLION dollars to a saudi prince? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: Da Vinc’s Forbidden Codes!

It's Labor Day, plus it's Steve's birthday weekend, so here's a peek into our Patreon while we take a little time off. Remember to keep your prolapses moistened at all times during this heat wave! (Original Patreon description) Skinwalker Ranch has a new rich Mormon owner and the research staff he hired has a HUNKY AF new leader - Travis...fucking....Taylor. Oddly enough, Dr. Taylor looks like he was born Mormon...but isn't. Conspiracy? Alien eugenics?! All we know is that he's from "where the rockets that went to the moon were made." Listen up to see what we think of this new series for 2020 that crosses over the paranormal, UFOs, ancient aliens, and super douchey post-reality show security guards who we fucking hate.

This timely episode of Ancient Aliens takes a lot of big UFO disclosure events from 2017 and 2018 and links them to a pretty thorough chronological history of deep state government cover-ups and lies that have been organized - unbeknownst to the public - since the 1940’s...until now. The great part is: here in 2020, we very recently have seen many of these leaks come to fruition as true-blue reports from top level agencies in the US government, and now, more than any time in human history, can we say that UFOs have been observed not just by local yokels and kooky spazoids...but by the Pentagon, the Navy, and the CIA. What a time to be alive in the world of UFOlogy! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into the Season 13 premier of Ancient Aliens: The UFO Conspiracy!!!!

Was Gobekli Tepe built by the only surviving race of advanced humans after emerging from underground bunkers to wait out the ice-age-ending cataclysm of the Younger Dryas period and re-build the Earth? What connections do the pillars at Gobekli Tepe have to the constellation, Cygnus? Did Zoroastrianism contain the most accurate depiction of the great flood: that a “giant serpent” would crash into Earth and cause an “endless winter,” completely destroying life on the surface and forcing the more primitive people to survive, repopulate, and come to prominence as the dominant human species on the planet? If Gobekli Tepe completely re-wrote archeology’s dogmatic understanding of how old the oldest “modern” humans were, then could there be other structures just as old, or even older, then Gobekli Tepe, simply hidden under the sands of time, waiting to be discovered and uncover that humanity has been advanced for tens...or eve thousands of years? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into the Season 12 finale of Ancient Aliens: Return to Gobekli Tepe!

Did aliens leave record-like devices in the ancient past for modern man to uncover? Did a UFO filled with extraterrestrials crash land into present day Beijing over 10,000 years ago, only carving petroglyphs on the wall but also leaving behind 716 alien disks? Was the ancient Inca Sun Disk of legend actually more akin to an extraterrestrial smartphone than a magical portal that allowed Viracocha to speak to emperor Patcha Cutti? Are religious depictions of disc shaped objects all simply depicting super advanced walkie-talkies, allowing humans to speak to their ancient aline gods? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, episode 16 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Discs.

Did Japan have ancient aliens visiting their isolated archipelago, just like the other ancient cultures of the world? Were the “Kami” of Shintoism actually flesh and bolts extraterrestrials that taught Emperor Jimmu how to bring culture, order, and leadership to the Japanese mainland? What about the keyhole shaped kofun tombs that dot the Japanese landscape - were they designed to let the gods /aliens know that the a divine emperor was buried there? Why are there over 81,000 shrines throughout Japan? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: A Spaceship Made of Stone!

How does reincarnation really work? Are our bodies simply vessels, or husks, that the human soul, aka: consciousness, can be uploaded from, or downloaded to during the death and rebirth cycle of our lives? Do people actually have memories of the past lives their consciousness has lived through? Who is actually buried in the ancient Egyptian tomb, KV55? Are some people actually extraterrestrial “souls” housed in Earth-human bodies? Is the Universe itself...self-aware; and we are just small thoughts in it’s mind as it tries to learn about it’s own existence? (My brain hurts) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, Episode 13 of Ancient Aiens: The Replicants.

Animals - cute, cuddly and great for making memes? Or the product of centuries-old genetic manipulation?! Are the animal headed gods of ancient Egypt simply holographic disguises worn by the extraterrestrial visitors to not scare away the primitive people of the Nile River valley? Are angels, demi-gods, gorgons, spirit animals, totems and the like all not just religious myths but flesh and bolts intelligent entities that have been guiding humanities evolution in its entirety? Is Darwinian evolution real, or do the missing pieces of the fossil record prove that intelligent design has a hand in how animal species adapt and thrive in different environments. We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Animal Agenda - season 12, episode 13 of Ancient Aliens!

Synchronicity! We recorded this episode for our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens)mere weeks before the Executive Director of MUFON was arrested for soliciting a 13 year old girl for sexual activities - so what better time to give y'all this episode of Probing Deeper so you can watch something where you actually KNOW one of the stars of the show is a convicted sex offender! Yaaaaaaaay! (Original episode description from Patreon) We dive into the MUFON created / written / starring show Hangar 1 (both seasons are on Netflix if you want to check it out or watch S1E1 along with this ep) at the behest of one of you beloved Patrons! This show wants to be interesting...but struggles in that regard, for sure, and seems "too little too late" in the world of UFOlogy, as most of these cases have been discussed on countless other shows, including Ancient Aliens. There's also a definite porn doctor vibe to most of the MUFON guys, but in a more subtle way than the core group of Ancient Astronaut Theorists. But I think that's how they getcha!

Are the ancient Vedic Hindu texts speaking to us through time - literally ‘the voices of the gods?’ Is modern science finally beginning to understand the power - and specificity! - that’s contained in these texts, so much so that space travel, nuclear energy, medical practices, and quantum mechanics can actually be understood BETTER by going back and ‘listening’ to the voices of the gods? If the Hindu gods were flesh and blood beings that lived among ancient Indians...why did they leave Earth behind? Why have they not stayed to curate man’s existence into the future...or was it simply enough to leave their voices in endless tomes of Sanskrit for the future as they made their way back to their home planets? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into the Voices of the Gods!

Does the Akashic record really exist? Are the Akashic Record and the Zero Point Energy Field on and the same? Can geniuses like Nikolai Tesla and Albert Einstein “naturally” connect with the Akashic Record because their brains are simply more evolved than your average human? Can deep meditation allow anyone to access all the knowledge of past future and present that’s in the Akashic Record? Are Baba Vanga’s predictions a result of her being able to access the Akashic Record after a rogue tornado incident? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Ancient Alien Season 12’s the Akashic Record!

Who are the Majestic 12? Are the Majestic 12 in league with the Reptilians? Are the Majestic 12 the same as the Cabal? Just where did MJ12 come from and how did this group of men gain so much power...even enough to assassinate the president of the United States?! Is there a Secret Space Program headed up by MJ-12 that secretly communicates with over 60 species of extraterrestrials and trains child-soldiers to perform their “20 and back” before sending their consciousness back through time only to recover these memories through hypno regression therapy?!!!! That was quite a mouthful...just like a fresh prolapse. Phew. Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists know the answers to these questions? Steve and Joey don’t know, so let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Majestic 12! Also here’s a cringeworthy video of David Wilcock at a guitar store. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slGNhWprToM&feature=youtu.be

Is there a magical frequency that unites all of humanity’s religions, temples, myths and legends? Did ancient aliens teach humanity to move massive stone blocks with sonic levitation technology? Why can’t modern engineers and architects understand just how so-called “primitive” cultures built their giant megalithic structures? If man in antiquity built their pyramids with sonic technology...why can’t anyone find these hyper advanced tools? Why are various religious archeological sites around the world seemingly attuned to the frequency of 110HZ? What does the frequency of 110HZ do to the human brain? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Alien Frequency!

Teotihuacan - ancient city, ancient space port...or both? Or is it...an ancient power plant to power UFOs? What’s all the liquid mercury doing under Teotihuacan - and how did the ancient Aztecs handle this powerful - but poisonous substance - without advanced equipment to shield themselves from its toxicity? Were the ancient Aztec gods misunderstood extraterrestrials who genetically created the ancient race after the Great Flood in seven caverns underground? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into City of the Gods!

Are science, archaeology, and Egyptology too dogmatic to actually accomplish the goals for which they exist? Do mainstream scientists need to have a more open mind to potential facts that can be found in myths and legends? Just how old is humanity: tens of thousands of years...or hundreds of millions of years? Are the Paracus elongated skulls proof that ancient aliens hybridized themselves with primitive cultures millenia ago? Is being an “art collector” inherently creepy AF? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into The Science Wars!!!

Was the Pharaoh’s curse actually put into place by ancient Extraterrestrials who wanted to protect the alien origins of the monotheistic pharaoh: Akhnaten? Was the Ark of the Covenant actually found in King Tut’s tomb and stolen by the Knights Templar? Was Akhnaten’s brother, Tutmose, actually the biblical figure, Moses, who fled Egypt under a new name to spread his brother’s monotheistic view of the world, therefore creating Judaism? Is Ramy Ramony the hottest archaeologist to ever actually exist, which, of course, excludes the ever-hunky Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Pharaoh’s Curse!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. This episode is really about the core question that started it all with Von Daniken's Ancient Astronaut Theory - how did ancient cultures build such sophisticated - and heavy AF - megalithic structures, sometimes in EXCEEDINGLY inconvenient places all over the world...or more aptly: all over the World Grid?! How did the blocks get there, how do they fit so tight a piece of paper can't get through, and are they gigantic rock antennas and anti-grav gas stations for ancient aliens to fill up their craft? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think the do! Let's proooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Architects!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Is the mysterious Rudloe Manor actually the “Area 51” of Britain? Is Rudloe Manor hiding crashed UFOs in it’s 2.2 million square foot underground tunnel system without the public’s knowledge? Is the Royal British Air Force reverse engineering alien technology right under the noses of the people in County Wiltshire? Is a road trip movie starring Nick Pope and Giorgio Tsoukalos FAR overdue?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Mystery of Rudloe Manor!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. Super heavy (metallic) balls from the sky in Vietnam? The Betz Sphere? The Wedge of Aiud? King Tut’s Dagger? Orichalcum from ancient Sicicly? Ancient metal alloys before the metallurgic knowledge to create them supposedly existed? Were all of these (and more!) actually forged by the gods...AKA ancient extraterrestrials? Were the Greek gods and other divine beings actually dropping technological hints for primitive cultures to get a secret lil’ head start on making the stuff that makes us...us? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Forged by the Gods!

Joey had a family emergency this week which prevented recording a normal episode, so enjoy one of March's previously exclusive Patreon ep (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Probing Deeper: a Live Commentary episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of David Wilcock and Corey Goode's February appearance on The Jenny McCarthy Show. It's about as meandering and narcissistic as you've come to expect from ol' Five Heads at Freddy's, himself...and Jenny is...a really, really bad radio host; and coming from us - that's saying something!

When, why and who started searching for UFOs in the late 1940’s? Was Roswell really the first reported UFO sighting? How did UFO hunting mega-organization, MUFON, actually come into being? Did aliens manipulate humanity to start the hunt for extraterrestrial life after World War II? If so...whyyyyyyy? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Hunters - the Ancient Aliens Season 12 premiere episode!

What is the true nature of the Hindu god, Shiva? Is Shiva an actual physical being with all the magical bells and windows that the Vedic texts describe him as...or is he the representation of Atomic Energy incarnate? Is the sacred Mount Kilash actually a pyramid shrine to Shiva...or a radioactive dump site for extraterrestrials merely posing as Shiva? Do the highly worshipped Shiva Lingam symbols around the Asian world represent a mere phallic symbol...or the ancient atomic power plants that Shiva built along the rivers, streams and ocean coasts aeons ago? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into the Ancient Aliens Season 11 finale: Shiva the Destroyer!

Are alien abductions real? What really happens to the unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate?) and unwilling participants in this worldwide phenomena of galactic kidnapping? Some report being submitted to horrifying medical experiments, while others find the experience quite pleasant and educational - returning with sometimes vast amounts of advanced, otherworldly knowledge that could have only entered their mind from another, more advanced entity. Aren’t all abductees technically “returned” to their own lives afterward, making an entire episode of Ancient Aliens expounding on the subject highly redundant? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Returned!

(Originally loaded to our Patrons at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in Feb 2020) Get ready to have your minds...and maybe a little somethin' else....BLOWN with our almost 2.5 hour Review Discussion of YouTube / Amazon's HELLIER Season 1 and 2! Steve just finished (hehe) and I've been DRIPPING with anticipation to really get into the meat of this tasty paranormal docu-series with him that brings the viewer along for a highly intimate ghost / conspiracy / alien / mothman / HIGH STRANGENESS / synchronicity filled journey that's like nothing we've ever seen before. We probe deep into what worked, what didn't, and what funny idiosyncrasies the people on the show displayed while they talked so that we can, as always, do imitations of them as we discuss the labyrinthine twists and turns that Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Connor Randall, and Karl Pfeiffer take while on the trail of creepy goblins in rural Kentucky...and beyond.

Did the vast government UFO cover-up really start and stop with the infamous Roswell, New Mexico crash of 1947? Did other countries around the world follow the same secrecy protocols...or did they invent them first? Are there other Area 51 and S4-adjacent sites across the globe that were created during the 1940’s due to World War II and the advent of the first Earth based nuclear power in the United States? Does all the world’s technology actually tie back to the recovered Roswell flying saucer debris? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Beyond Roswell!

After the fall of the USSR and Gorbachev’s reign as it’s final president, thousands and thousands of previously classified KGB files were released to the public...many of them containing proof of UFO sightings, interactions and events by Russian politicos, cosmonauts, military officials, and civilians. The philosophy of Cosmology never really died since being outlawed by Lenin in 1917, and despite the USSR’s almost 80 years of secrecy, the extraterrestrials just kept on hangin’ with our friends to the east. Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that the corroboration of decades of official Russian documents could be the “smoking Kalashnikov” that PROVES the ancient alien hypothesis to be true. Do Steve and Joey believe so, too? Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Russia’s Secret Files!

Regular listeners might know that we're big fans of the paranormal investigation series Hellier and it's cast: Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Karl Pfeiffer, Tyler Strand and Connor J. Randall - the latter of which invented an enhanced - and more "scientific" - SB7 Spirit Box method that is 'double blind': one person wears a blindfold and sound cancelling headphones, and another person asks the entities (inter-dimensional beings, aliens, spirits, etc.) so that the double blind person can't "be in on it" with the questioner. We did our first sesh together on Twitch (video still available at Twitch.tv/probingancientaliens) the other night for Closet Knowledge, and some pretty shocking shit happens that we didn't expect at all. Let us know your thoughts on this - it's slow, but builds.

Is the Earth’s moon actually a hollowed out space station? Is it not only a space station...but an actual spacecraft piloted by extraterrestrials who are using it as a monitoring station for humanity? Did the Apollo 11 astronauts see more during their moon landing than NASA and the government allows them to speak publicly about? Is NASA hiding thousands of pictures providing proof of artificial structures dotting the moon’s surface - be it obelisks, pyramids, or entrances to underground space stations? Is “Amulet Assertion” going to replace William Henry’s current nickname of “Medallion Man?” Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Space Station Moon!

Are human beings and all of our hominid ancestors simply the products of a grand extraterrestrial experiment? If this is true...what is the ultimate goal of alien / human hybridization? Is it a nefarious form of control placed upon us by cold, villainous masters; or are our ET “gods” simply trying to help us grow and be more like them? Are extinct hominids like Neanderthal, the Hobbits of Florins Island, or the Siberian Denisovans get forcefully eradicated by our alien overlords, or did the more prevalent Home Sapiens simply absorb them through interbreeding? How do giants fit into all of this? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Prototypes!

Does the Chinese government secretly hold proof that extraterrestrial intelligences have visited - and reside - on Earth? Is the Chinese government hiding the fact that hundreds of pyramids are hiding in plain sight, completely redefining our understanding of Chinese culture? Are literally all historical sites being utilized by aliens as underground / underwater bases of operation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into The Hidden Empire....y’know...China.

Are there 9 mysterious alien entities that rule our universe? Are these 9 deities, first contacted by D.B. Vinod and Andrija Puharich, actually the same gods as Atum of Egypt, the council of 9 Olympians from ancient Greece, and the 9 emperor gods from ancient China? Is the Black Knight Satellite actually a 13,000 year old alien device that’s been gathering information on humanity since modern culture sprouted out of the Younger Dryas period at the end of the ice age? Does this episode have really ANYTHING to do with anything other than trying to tie Star Trek into Puharich’s parapsychological studies for the US government in the 50’s? We don’t know, but our Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into The Mysterious Nine!