Probing Ancient Aliens

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens abducting humans and taking their DNA, only to hybridize it with their own? Have they been doing this since the origin of life on planet Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into season 17, Episode 5 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Human Experiment!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel (SORRY FOR THE LATE POST THIS WEEK! WE’LL BE BACK ON TRACK THIS MONDAY!) Mount Shasta is a hotbed of paranormal activity - but does it have a connection to ancient aliens entering this world through an interdimensional portal long ago? Are UFOs using Mt. Shasta as a secret base? Are humanoids, androids, Bigfoot, and other lifeforms sharing the same vast interdimensional space as we are in the vast labyrinth of lava tubes zig zagging their way under the mountain? How have over 1200 unsolved disappearances occurred on Mount Shasta over the the last century, always without a trace for the victim - as if they just walked through an invisible doorway to another world. We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 4 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Mt. Shasta!

Tsoukalos is back with yet another top 10 episode for season 17 - this one focusing on the top ten government / alien cover-ups. Does Tsoukalos order of intensity have any sort of rhyme or reason here? Does he know what a top 10 list is really supposed to include, or what it’s requirements are? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorist - Giorgio Tsoukalos - sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 17, Episode 3 of History’s Ancient Aliens: Top Ten Alien Cover-ups!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel We guzzle down the drip-feed that is Giorgio Tsoukalos’ top ten most “mysterious” places that Ancient Aliens has ever featured on the show. Does Giorgio really know what mysterious means? What would our top ten list look like if we were the ones in Krix’s driver’s seat? What if this episode was just a re-hash of over ten years of ancient aliens episodes - SPOILER ALERT: IT WAS! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into season 17, episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens: the Top Ten Mysterious Sites!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Let’s just spoil it right here - it’s Caral. Caral is the Lost City of Peru. BUT, do our plucky ancient astronaut theorists prove that the god or…gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwds that helped the ancient Incan (and pre-Incans!) build their massive megalithic cities was actually a space brother from another star?! We don’t know, Tsouks, Childress and old William Henry sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into History’s Season 17 opener of Ancient Aliens: The Lost City of Peru!

Tsoukalos...Childress...Taylor...Tzadok…Henry - the ultimate think-tank on ancient alien harmonics gathered in one small conference room during the height of the pandemic - risking health and safety for all involved! - ...to re-hash old content from old Ancient Aliens episodes and add little to nothing to the subject as per usual. Is there ANYTHING redeeming about this meeting of the masterminds?! We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 10 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Harmonic Code!

Sorry everyone - Joey's feeling the post-booster shot fatigue so we'll have to cancel tonight's regular recording session, but we wanted to provide a peek at our most recent Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper" where we discuss the super strange tale of the Bell Witch - surprisingly less "witch" and way more un-categorizable than you might think. See you next week! (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION) Does Seth Breedlove (and his Small Town Monsters production house) live up to his other work with this 2020 release about the infamous Bell Witch of Adams, Tennessee? We delve into the intriguing subject matter of this possible Elemental / Ultraterrestrial / Disembodied Spirit and it's 4-year connection to the Bell family - something rarely (if ever) seen in the paranormal Ree-Alm!

David Childress, Giorgio Tsoukalous, and Nick Pope of the British Ministry of Defense sit down and...talk about shit that they talk about on EVERY EPISODE of Ancient Aliens as if it were new. If this is your first episode of Ancient Aliens and Probing Ancient Aliens...I feel sorry for you; but, at least you’ll be exposed to a one-stop-shop for all the trend setters and thought leaders in the world of UFOlogy, the scientific study of UFOs, and understanding the nature of UFO / Alien phenomena. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 9 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The UFO Pioneers!

Tsoukalos, Childress, and Travis Taylor sit down for a COVID-filled conversation around the ass-end of a conference room table to talk about a ton of astronauts that they’ve mentioned in older episodes of the show - but does the awkward editing and fake reality show drama inject Ancient Aliens with some new life so that even Steve and Joey didn’t fall asleep watching the episode - we don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 8 of History’s Ancient Aliens: The Space Travelers.

The Wedge of Aiud. The Antikythera Device. The Bridge of Rama - how did these Out of Place Artifacts come to exist thousands, or millions, of years ago when humanity was only known to be a primitive race of hominids...or even non-existent? Did ancient UFOs touch down, convince the primitive peoples of earth that they were gods, and taught them their highly advanced ways...or do we really just not understand that much about our ancient past and are filling in ancient aliens as a placeholder? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 7 of History Channel’s ‘Ancient Aliens:’ Impossible Artifacts!

PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why was the book of Enoch removed from the original Christian Bible and considered “Apocrypha” forever after by the western world? Why does the Ethiopian Bible contain all the excised chapters INCLUDING the Book of Enoch? How was Enoch an immortal, chosen by God to travel the galaxy with his caste of angels and then made his messenger and archivist for all the information under the son? Did Noah’s Great Flood actually happen, and was the real reason God flooded the planet NOT to kill the wicked sinners of humanity...but to SAVE humanity from the wicked giants - the Nephilim - that were terrorizing them thanks to angel / human hybrids corrupting the gene pool with these undesirables? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: The Forbidden Bible!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Was there a race - or races - of giants in and around the Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago? Greek Giants? Roman Giants, Spaghetti Giants? Lasagna Giants? As much as Garfield would love that last one, we’re going to leave it to the REAL ex-spurts here, the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, to give us all the real facts about these big boys and girls that just might be our genetic ancestors. Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: Giants of the Mediterranean!

Sorry for another missed regular episode - We promise this will be the last one for a while! Joey was in Nebraska for a family wedding, but we'll be back on track next week <3 Original Patreon description: "WARNING: This post was posted while having no clothes on! Not that you're downstairs mouths are in a tizzy - you're BRAIN will be in a tizzy as you try to absorb us Probing Deeper into the HBO miniseries that attempts to make sense of the rise and...fall (??????) of "Qanon" aka just "Q" to his (or her!) faithful. If nothing else, this is a holistic look at just how quickly millions of people can form a new religion / cult / political party when the conditions are just right in the world. It also aaaaaaaall leads back to the conspiracy of all conspiracy theories: The Cabal / Pizza Gate / Illuminati / Baby Eaters / Adrenochrome / Small Men with Brittle Bones in Wheelchairs Obsessed with Curry Rice."

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What do ancient astronaut theorists think about the prevalent “keyhole” shape that’s found throughout virtually all cultures and religions worldwide? We don’t know...because they never actually explain what those cultures think the keyhole actually is except Ancient Egypt!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 3 of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens: The Galactic Keyhole!

Steve is under-the-weather today and unfortunately can't record a new episode tonight, but here's our little unofficial contribution to #Ghosttober on Discovery+: Alive commentary discussion of Ghost Adventures' own Zak Bagans 'Demon House' documentary that we did for our patrons over at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in February. If you like this content then subscribe to our Patreon for only $5 or more you'll get over 30 episodes of "Adventurous Ghosts," our Ghost Adventures podcast and "Probing Deeper" where we probe a few knuckles deeper into aliens, the paranormal and anything tangentially related to what we talk about on Probing Ancient Aliens...but, y'know...DEEPER.

**SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ECHO! New Garageband setup on a different laptop so we're still working out the kinks in exporting** Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is Shambala, the most sacred of lost kingdom’s nestled somewhere in the heart of the Himalayas of Tibet, a true Lost Kingdom of extraterrestrial gods and goddesses that are actually guiding the destiny of planet Earth? Why were the Nazi’s looking for Shambala and what was it’s connection to the Aryan race? Were Madam Blavatsky’s “Kutumi” and Allistair Crowley’s “Lam” true “mahatma’s” from Shambala who were contacted not by deep meditation, but through occult means? Why is the Tibetan Buddha, specifically, physically depicted as having blue skin, long arms, and coming in at over 9 feet tall when all other Buddhas are more or less standard homosapians? Why have Tibet’s very own Bigfoots (the Yeti) been murdering people on pilgrimage to Mt. Kilash and Shambalah for over 1000 years and throwing their bodies in a lake? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Lost Kingdom!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why do all religions and scientific schools of thought practically worship the number 12? What is it about ‘twelve’ that makes it so special - and so fundamental - to the very existence of the universe? Is 12 and it’s related factors truly the language of how the universe operates, expands, and evolves? Are the 12 notes that make up all the world’s music part of this divine equation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: The Divine Number!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens been guiding the presidents of the United States to victory since the Revolutionary War? Have presidents been briefed into secret knowledge of the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials by their aides and deeper organizations...up until Richard Nixon overstepped his bounds with Jackie Gleason and effectively ruined it for most future presidents. Do Democratic presidents not get the same access to UFO and ET information as Republican presidents? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: Aliens and the Presidents!

What’s the difference between the classic disc / saucer shaped UFO, and the oft-reported triangle and cigar shaped UFOs? Do the different shapes house different technology? Are they specialized in some way? Do different races of aliens use different craft as a cultural representation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Guide to UFOs!!!!

Sorry we couldn't do a normal record last night due to Steve's roommate ruining everything as usual! We'll try to put up a remotely-recorded episode tonight, but in case we can't, here's a look at an early-pandemic episode from our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) where we do a live commentary discussion on CIA Scientist, Russel Targ's "ESP & Psychic Spies."

The Ancient Astronaut Theorists dedicate an entire episode to cross-promoting The History Channel’s Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, starring Travis Taylor and the ever-hunky head of security: Dragon! But does that make for a good episode of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Skinwalker Ranch!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do shapeshifting aliens really exist; and, better question: are they already secretly among us, and, possibly, plotting against us? Are shapeshifting aliens the “trickster gods” of ancient mythology? Are the southwestern Native American “Skinwalkers” also under the same pantheon of deities and demi gods as the Olympians, the Rakshasa, and even the God of the old testament: Yaweh? Are vampires, werewolves, and Faeries simply advanced ET’s who can shapeshift at will to manipulate the lives of men? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Shapeshifters!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the Mojave Desert’s Integritron - built by George Van Tassel himself - actually a functioning “fountain of youth” device whose technology was given to him by extraterrestrials in order to extend human life...and therefore...the attainable wisdom we can accumulate? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: The Immortality Machine!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are the aliens from the Pleiades extraterrestrial race that seeded humanity on earth...leveling us up from primitive hominids into the big bold intelligent men and women that have populated planet ever since? Or are the demonic reptilians the true masterminds after defeating the Pleiadean forces over the Serpent Mound in Ohio in time immemorial? Why do Polynesians, Australasians, Native Americans, and East Asians all share some of the Denisovan DNA...and also the same creation myths that their sky gods specifically came from the Pleiades? Was it the Pleiadean mother ship that actually was surfaced as the Lost Continent of Lemuria (AKA the Land of Mu), only to be misinterpreted as a geographical island? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 7 of History’s Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Pleiades!

This is the FINAL week without a new Probing Ancient Aliens episode due to a combination of 2 weeks of Joey assuring his wife's recovery from her life-threatening medical emergency, and...Steve's going on vacation! Our Patreon supporters got this episode a few days ago, but we wanted to put up the most recent content possible since we've had to miss three weeks in a row of standard new episodes. The first half of the episode recounts the harrowing journey of Joey and his wife, and the 2nd half is the latest episode of our Ghost Adventures podcast: Adventurous Ghosts! ~~Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel~~

~~Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel~~ In this Live Commentary / Review Discussion of Dr. Steven M. Greer's 'Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind: Contact has Begun,' (originally June's Patreon episode of "Probing Deeper") the boys discuss "Doctor" Greer in depth, and basically inform you not IF he's yet another new age "healer" with a savior complex...but what LEVEL his savior complex rises to. (ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION BELOW) Dr. Steven Greer is largely a big piece of shit. Listen to our live commentary to find out exactly why. Also Steve is buzzed on three Triple Hazy IPAs and a Munich Style Lager. Thanks to Eddyballs for the suggestion in yesterday's thread! Except...we both wanted to die while watching this. So thanks for that too. And the list of other stuff you guys suggested is awesome too and makes the next few Probing Deeper eps easy!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Were there super advanced pre-cursor races that lived on Earth tens of thousands of years ago...and we have no physical evidence to prove it? Were Ancient Astronauts actually those same advanced prehistoric people that fled the long-past cataclysms on the surface, no hoping to return to earth in UFOs? Are many of the well-known megalithic structures like The Parthenon, The Sphinx, Teotihuacan, etc., actually tens - maybe hundreds - of thousands of years older than mainstream archaeologists suggest? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The World Before Time!

Are the stone giants carved at megalithic sites around the world actually ancient data storage devices due to the high levels of quartz in their geological structure - similar to crystal skulls? Is quartz crystal the storage medium that both extraterrestrials AND advanced ancient civilizations used to to store large amounts of information...even...consciousness? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: Mystery of the Stone Giants!

Sorry for the lack of new episode tonight - we'll make it up to you another night this week! Instead, please enjoy the mind - and butt! - altering fever dream that is the movie adaptation of Whitley Strieber's 'Communion' starring Christopher Walken that we recorded a few months ago for our Patrons. (Original Patreon Description) Before Chris Walken portrayed Maxwell Shreck in Batman Returns...he played now infamous UFO abductee Whitley Strieber in the autobiographical "Communion," released in 1989. Watch along with us as we whip our little dorks out and western grip the shit out of each other's under the table during all the scary parts of this semen-all film that neither of us have ever seen.

Why are there so many UFO sightings in the South American country of Chile? Why have ancient aliens been flying over the Atacama Desert for hundreds - maybe thousands - of years? Are the megaliths in the Atacama Desert - that outnumber the Nazca Lines by a factor of 5 - actual depictions of extraterrestrial sky gods that visited the ancient peoples of Chile, bringing knowledge and culture? Do you want to hear the statement “Chile has more UFO sightings than any other country in the world” at least 587 times in less than an hour? We sure don’t, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Destination Chile!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is there still debris from crashed alien spacecraft in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico - left over from the infamous 1947 crash that started the entire extraterrestrial government coverup and altered the course of human culture and history forever? What is the debris of the crashed UFO’s at Roswell made of? Does the government secretly have the alien bodies found at Roswell at a secret underground facility like Area 51 or S4? Is the government actually lying about the Roswell crash and still sticking to the classic “weather balloon” story that Marcell was supposedly forced to share with the public? Does Linda Moulten Howe actually own a piece of off-world spacecraft debris? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Relics of Roswell!

To our U.S. listeners - hope you had an awesome Memorial Day weekend! We're celebrating too, so no record tonight, but please enjoy our recent Patreon exclusive episode from Patreon.com/probingancientaliens! (Original Patreon Description) This 4 parter from HBO Max that goes DEEP into the events, the manipulation, and the haircuts that led to the largest mass suicide in America's history. We discuss, you listen...and jerk off, of course.

How was the so-called “eighth wonder of the world,” Nan Madol, constructed? Constructed of multi-ton volcanic prismatic basalt pillars, this remote southeast Asian megalithic man-made city is known as the “Venice of the South Pacific,” but no one can explain just HOW these massive pillars were brought to the site from over 25 miles away, but then hoisted with precision multiple stories tall in some cases. Local legends say Giant Roosters flew the pillars down to the site, along with the seemingly conflicting tales of two giant brothers from an unknown land levitating the rocks into place. Do David Hatcher Childress and Giorgio Tsoukalous have all the answers as they explore Nan Modal in all it’s BASS-alt glory? Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 1 of Ancient Aliens: the Mystery of Nan Madol!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do extraterrestrials live on recently discovered exoplanets? What is the most current technology being used by astronomers to find new Earth-like exoplanets orbiting in the goldilocks-zone of stars throughout our galaxy? Are Keplar and TESS finding Exoplanets on a daily basis? How many earth-like exoplanets exist with known data collected today? How will the upcoming James Webb Telescope change the way we gather information about earth-like exoplanets? Did the Annunaki actually come from Planet X / Planet Nibiru by way of a massive 3600 year elliptical orbit that only gets close to Earth for a few decades then heads back out into the vastness of space? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into the season 14 finale of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Exoplanets!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel When will disclosure about the existence of alien life, extraterrestrial spacecraft, and government knowledge occur in our society? When will the public know the TRUTH about the existence of intelligent life on other planets - and that our government has been lying ot us all along? The leaked military UFO encounters were just the tip of the tip of the iceberg - so when will the United States, China, or Russia reveal what we’ve known all along but could never prove: that the super powers of the world are in an arms race to procure and reverse engineer off-world technology to gain an exponential military advantage? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 21 of Ancient Aliens: Countdown to Disclosure!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What is does the History Channel Show “Ancient Aliens” think about the Storming of Area 51? Where did Area 51 coming from? What is inside Area 51? Are there aliens - perhaps...ancient...aliens - at Area 51, S4, and Groom Lake? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his time working at Site 4 at Area 51 to reverse engineer alien technology secretly owned by the government? Did the Lockheed Skunkworks lab spawn the creation of Area 51? What kind of people work at Area 51? Did Naruto actually run into Area 51? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 20 of Ancient Aliens: The Storming of Area 51!

Support the show and get exclusive podcasts: Patreon.com/probingancientaliens Get cool Probing Ancient Aliens merch, Disc Golf Apparel and Disc Golf Discs: www.blackholesupplycompany.com An episode...from the FUTURE?! NO! We just got screwed out of recording tonight - but we'll have a fresh episode this Thursday instead, then back on track for next week. Technically this was March's "Probing Deeper" episode for our Patrons, but it iiiiiiiiiis an episode of Ancient Aliens - specifically the recent episode wear the AAT's try to convince Captain Kirk himself that Ancient Astronaut Theory is both historical and archaeologically sound. Does the Shat-man buy it from Tsouks and the gang? Let's prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16 episode 16 - William Shatner meets Ancient Aliens!

Have humans modified their bodies - in the form of piercing, stretching, tattooing, elongating, etc. - for centuries specifically to look like the extraterrestrial gods they worshipped? Do humans tattoo common symbols like pyramids, obelisks, they eye of Horus, and pentagrams because our DNA was programmed, by ancient ET’s, to understand the power of these shapes and structures? Is the transhumanist movement not so much about ascending beyond the limits of the human body, and more about become more like our alien creators? Were many ancient sky gods depicted without breathing tanks and space suits because they had tattooed - or implanted - nanotechnology throughout their body that allowed them to survive in space and perform “magical” acts like telekinesis, telepathy, and power over space-time? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 19 of Ancient Aliens: Human Hieroglyphs!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens drink human blood to survive for thousands of years as they explore the cosmos? Are the swaths of cattle mutilations that still occur to this day in America’s farmlands actually not for extraterrestrials to gather DNA samples for scientific purposes...but simply for sustenance? Is there something special about human blood that entices the gods / aliens / star-being; and, if so, did they create humans and other land creatures strictly to be living, repeating receptacles for their “sweet ambrosia,” as it were? Can the blood and plasma of younger people actually reverse the aging process in seniors - and is this the same process that ET’s discovered and refined thousands - even MILLIONS - of years ago? What is Milk of Nepenthe and why did Whitley Strieber drink this white substance given to him by a stranger in a hotel? Is the ancient Hindu drink, Soma, the same as the Greek ambrosia, and the Christian Eucharist? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 18 of Ancient Aliens - Food of the Gods!

What is Stonehenge? Is it a portal to another dimension or an alien world? Was Stonehenge built by the same ancient advanced race of giants that built Gobekli Tepe? Were the events in the Book of Enoch true; and, if so, were the offspring of The Watchers and human women - the Nephilim - the same ancient race that built Stonehenge, the Great Pyramids of Egypt, Gobekli Tepei, and most other large stone megaliths around the world? Are the Watchers of the book of Enoch and the Annunaki one and the same? Did the ancient peoples of Britain understand how to activate the quartz crystals in the “Blue Stones” to activate the Piezoelectric Effect and use the Earth’s geomagnetic energy to open a doorway to other worlds? Did the Tuatha De Danann build Stonehenge? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 17 of Ancient Aliens: The Secrets of Stonehenge!

Is the reason human beings more advanced than all other life forms on the planet because ancient aliens activated our brain’s DNA to grow the Neo Cortex, allowing for symbolic thought, creativity, and even...psychic powers? Was Nostradamus correct in his predictions? Could Nostradamus communicate with extraterrestrials or ultraterrestrials? Can anyone use psychic powers like ESP, telekinesis, remote viewing, mediumship, or do you have to be born with it? Can human beings train themselves to use psychic powers? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Brain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the mysterious Mt. Musine in Northwestern Italy a thousands-year-old hub of paranormal activity, UFO sightings, and religious experiences? Is Mt. Musine and the surrounding Susa Valley actually full of secret alien underground bases? How did ancient Italians know to build seven different historical sights all on the exact Ley Line, now known as “The St. Michael Line?” Did ancient Celts actually witness the greek god Phaeton coming down in a fiery chariot to provide the gift of technology to their people...or was the proto-city of modern-day Turin actually settled by an extraterrestrial being from another world or dimension? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Mountain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens want to prevent humanity from using nuclear weapons? If so...why? What stakes do extraterrestrials have in caring whether humanity uses atomic weapons - is it pure benevolance? A fear of humanity’s war-like nature affecting other intelligent races in the galaxy? To curb potential dimensional rips in space-time that may affect interdimensional ultraterrestrial beings? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 14 of Ancient Aliens - the Nuclear Agenda!

How do Constellations work? What are stars? How does the Zodiac work? Do aliens control us through astrology? Is the Zodiac Wheel actually a quantum entanglement walkie talkie from humans to gods and back? Why are so many ancient megaliths aligned with various constellations? Is there a secret code at play underneath the various animals and symbols in the Zodiac? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 13 of Ancient Aliens - The Constellation Code!

- Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! - Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Hawaii...relaxing island paradise....OR ALIEN PORTAL TO HELL?! Childress and Wide-Eyed Michael Sallah are on location on the Big Island of “Aloha-ville” talking about Aiku, Menehue, lava tubes, the lost continent of Lemuria, Atlantis, tiki drinks and more! Does David uncover the secret underground alien base that’s hidden in Hawaii’s tallest mountain? We don’t know, but David Childress sure thinks he does! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens - Islands of Fire!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens actually not as...physical...as we might think? Coming from another dimension as opposed to another star system? Are EXTRA-terrestrials actually ULTRA-terrestrials: taking form on our vibrational wavelength so that they can interact with out mere 3-dimensional selves here on our physical planet? Are aliens, demons, ghosts, gods, orbs, and UFOs all one and the same inter-dimensional set of consciousnesses from a parallel universe? Is remote viewing real; and, if so, is the act of doing so actually projecting your consciousness beyond the limit of our linear space-time continuum and into the dimensions, frequencies, and wavelengths beyond? What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to say about aliens not being as “flesh and blood” as he thinks they might be? If most aliens are from another reality and NOT from another planet...then does physical intelligent life try to make contact with us at all? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Trans-Dimensionals!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens - even ANCIENT aliens been hybridizing humans, animals, and everything in between for thousands - or even MILLIONS - of years? Are these extraterrestrial hybridizers actually highly evolved humans from the future, traveling back in time to prevent - or INDUCE - a great change in the course of the homo sapien timeline? Is this episode yet another polished up re-hash of an - or even MULTIPLE - old episodes of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: Project Hybrid.

Unforeskin CirCUMstances prevented us from recording tonight - but please enjoy our recent Patreon review discussion of Seth Breedlove's 2020 follow-up to his first Mothman documentary: The Mothman of Point Pleasant. Support us by getting some prolapse-worthy apparel and accessories at www.blackholesupplycompany.com! (original Patreon description below) We discuss the 2020 film: Seth Breedlove's 'The Mothman Legacy' in detail, and one of us got surprisingly emotional during our viewing. All the mothman sightings are popularly thought to have stopped after the 1967 Silver Bridge collapse...but this documentary proves to the world that that simply isn't true. Plus, dick, fart, and prolapse jokes, of course.

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did ancient extraterrestrials utilize comet-carried viruses to accomplish their direct panspermia goals on the Earth and perhaps other planets? Did life originate on Earth because an alien virus fell from the sky and evolved under the right conditions? Are aliens actively altering our genetic code with the ultimate goal of creating a hybridized alien / human combo that can better travel to other worlds as their space-faring ambitions grow ever-greater? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Infection!

Is humanity wrong about the long-accepted theory that we evolved from primate ancestors...in favor of reptilian ones? Are there banished reptilian aliens living deep underground and secretly pulling the strings of the world’s shadow governments - all so they can continually shape the world to their will and keep a steady stream of human bodies to experiment on and hybridize? Are reptilian humanoids - aka reptoids - cloaking themselves as human beings so that they can hide in plain sight, all the while plotting to turn us into then and sap us of our free will? Are the infamous Greys in league with the reptilians - and what of the so-called “nordic” race of aliens; where do they fit in to this everlasting galactic tug-of-war for humanity’s future and our resource-rich Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens - The Reptilian Agenda!