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Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrimination lawsuit comes to a close soon!), Tom Cruise lookin' like he's ready to jump on a couch about Fishkira (ShaFishra? idk), all that DRAMAAAA about T. Swift dating what appears to be the human manifestation of a 2005 4Chan post as well as the BAD BLOOD between Swift and a specific security guard, is Batfleck broody or just a pissfaceboi? OR COULD IT BE BOTH?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Nick LaSHAMES fans fake (with ON AIR CONFIRMATION)!? And a list of ridiculous demands put on celebrities and blindz SO famous they don't NEED a subject line! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their mother, while MJ was just havin' the best year bein' IN LOVE! (until they kicked the hornet's nest known as white, male, comedians) Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA including why anyone would want to honor Karl Lagerfeld in 2023 when Choupette is still alive and ready to party, Jared Leto betraying his stilted Italian accent HOUSE 'A GUCCI roots to play the aforementioned cat owner, Lil Nas X meowing at reporters and Doja Cat finally reaching her Final Form, Penelope Cruz picking a gorgeous Chanel dress (that Karl Lagerfeld would have detested, along with the others), the odd feeling one gets upon hearing 'North West setting up her Mommy's Room before the Met Gala' and the many luxuries that included, Pedro Pascal taking out his SLUTTY LITTLE KNEES for a galavant at the Met Gala, Liquid Death teaming up with Travis Barker to make an 'Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit', and for the first MJ hosted Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Joe Alwyn play as Taylor Swift's beard for a Grammy?!? A list of celebrity quotes to show celebrities definitely aren't like us, blindz that will have you SCREAMING and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL RIIIIGHT, A Piss-SA 'cause when you gotta go, you gotta go, Holden's "Old Man At the Movies" Corner, Love Is Blind Reunion that wasn't LIVE on Sunday and the chaos that caused not to mention MJ has a deadly Love Is Blind finale drinking game plus a bonus Irina v. Francesca: Who's the worst humna alive? discussion, Shawn Mendes was caught once again denying the TRUTH that we all know, Christine Brown from Sister Wives is ENGAGED and HAPPY leaving only Sobbin' Robin for Christine's ex-husband, some guesses on how long until we get 'Nick Cannon Presents: Sister Wives Don't Cost a Thing', FINALLY an update on Wynnie's World comin' to MAX SOON, let's all mourn the wedding that could have been with the Wienermobile of LOVE in Las Vegas, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Morgan Freeman actually Jimi Hendrix?!? And a list of parodies with good-natured sources, blindz that involve some CHEMISTRY and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Holden's Twitch, NEW TOUUUUUUR DATES CUMMIN' UP ON LASTPODCASTNETWORK, Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet have been secretly in an age-appropriate relationship and now we all feel old, Kim Kardashian brings her puppy cop lovin' vocal fry abilities to American Horror Story, Jack Black's incredible music video for Peaches (which has nothin' to do with the 1996 song by The Presidents of the United States of America from the album The Presidents of the United States of America), it's Jackie (and the audience) v The Critics when it comes to The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Nick Cannon would be open to T. Swift being his lucky 13 sister wife and the absolute travesty of trying to surprise your kids when they don't know what you look like, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Leonardo DiCaprio dose James Cameron with PCP?!? And a list of commercials to search on YouTube while listening to this episode and blindz that follow an earlier thread! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

sock hopnounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANnoun: sock hop; plural noun: sock hopsa dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEK (SEE U SOON IN THE FLESHBAG), gOOp winning in the lowest stakes lawsuit to capture the publics attention, an extra positive April Real's Day Toast happening April 19th (on Holden's twitch) to help mend those broken spirits, a roundup of companies April Fool's Day stunts and the ones that made Jackie smile, the newest season of Love Is Blind and how the show is rapidly consuming the lives of all those around (not to mention THE Song) with bonus philosophical reflection upon the ramifications of Reality TV, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Tyler Perry Will Smith in A Silicone Mask??!? A list that's too good to get past the first one, blindz with a side dash of whatever Florence Pugh's grandmother uses to season her food, and SHOUTS!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a Herzog-esque "MJ Knefel Eats Their Own Hat" Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident trial (she lost half a day of skiing 😥), nine year old North West launching a skincare line (and not to be outdone Holden puts Wynnie to work), Romy Mars created a video masterpiece to rival her grandfather's, everyone wondering Y Grimes changes Exa Dark Sideræl Musk to ? Musk, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Orville Peck and Diplo be BANGIN'?!??A VERY superstitious list and BLIIIINDS. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING (EVEN THIS PODCAST), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT PART 2, Labrador Retrievers have been knocked back into their place by snuffin' frenchies and WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA???, GOOPs branded disordered eating and the ripple effect GP is trying to deny while she pumps the ozone up her butt, a potential serial pooper ends up taking a sad turn with a comment section that doesn't disappoint, Diplo bein' a proud ~vibe guy~ plus the positive impact it can have, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Jeremy Renner LIE about his recovery journey?!? Also a list that's not really what it says it is, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the in memoriam being moved to a QR code, COVID ruining MJs vaca, Holden banishes curses, Jackie gives a leech report, life in a post-Gronkie world (where was this one OSCARS), PEDROPASCALFEVER, Jason Momoa showin his butt, Holden thinks about gettin' a nub, BIG RANCH continuing it's march to total domination with the release of Ice Cream, slides and MORE!, MJ finally getting their Margaritaville Crocs, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is T-Swifts Biggest Fan Trying to TAKE OVER HER LIFE?!? Also an inedible list, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end, Holden shares his favorite bad day song, the continued drama of Vanderpump Rules, the everlasting terror of MILF Manor, a look back a Newlyweds, SPITGATEUPDATE, the rise of Circumboob, American Girl Dolls making everyone feel old, in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Justin Bieber marry Hailey Baldwin for a GREEN CARD!?, a List full of side hustles, the Blindz AND SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden definitely not projecting his feelings about the MILF Manor massage mess, Cocaine Bear, a disheartening Gronkie update, Lewis Capaldi's dealing with tics from Tourettes during a live performance, a Liam Peeson update, a breakdown of Perfect Match crushes, a Lady Gaga dognapper asking where her money is, the dangers of pogoin', and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Rihanna pledge her baby to the Illuminati!?, a list Holden finds personally offensive, da blinds, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH, Holden being a very normal child and enjoying John Grisham, Kelly and Mark goin' LIIIIVE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Leonardo DiCaprio listen to headphones AND VAPE DURING SEX!? AND A crazy fan merch list, the blindz, and SHOUTZZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for moving with a pregnant woman, the wonders of Big Jackie's Fuck It Hats, Penn Badgley trying to clean up "You", Ezra Miller STILL playing The Flash, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Trump's Disney World Animatronic actually Hillary!? A List of times actors said "NO!", blindz, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sam Smith kickstarting the satanic cabals great war to end us all at the Grammys, what did Jen say to Ben!?, MJ takes us back to the darkest Groundhog Day EVER, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jay-Z a VIRGIN!? An award-winning List, Blindz, Shoutz, and MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibility of DILF Manor opening its doors to ensnare "barely legal brides", the soul crusher that is episode 3 of The Last of Us, MORE TOUR DATES??, the tragedy of M&M's not being boneable, the fallout from the Razzies nominating a child, Madonna needing her biopic to be GRITTY, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Hilaria faking the accent BECAUSE OF ALEC!? Da List, BLINDS and SHOUTZSZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime Surprise and Black Eyed Peas feud, and da Oscar noms! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; The Tom Cruise plot THICCENS, DA LIST, AND THE BLIIIIINDZ!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS, turning back time with TBell, Martha Stewart's Not So Dry January VS Holden's Focus February VS May Of Mistakes, MJ gets 'Californication'ed, the Fuck-It Hat trend GROWS and SPREADS, Kanye rings those wedding bells again, Prince Harry's 'todger' story turning everyone pro-colonialism, the Jersey Shore song makin' us all do somethin' CRAAAAZY, Gwen Stefani really IS Japanese, the yahoo comment section giving gifts that keep on giving, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Lindsay Lohan have a KISS stand-in!? A bit of a sassy list, bLiNdZ and SHOOOUUUTZZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW, a fresh batch of royal tea (including THE CURTSY), Alec Baldwin being a total simp for some woman named Hillary on Insta, Celine Dion being LEFT OFF the Rolling Stone 200 Greatest Singers of All Time list, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jung Kook from BTS the reincarnation of Princess Diana!? DA LIST, bLiNdZ and SHOOOUUUTZZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medications, Nepo babies, Hilaria Baldwin's new podcast, tales of Xmas and NYE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Anne Hathaway and her husband the reincarnations of William Shakespeare and his wife!? Not to mention an inhuman list, Blindzz and them SHOUTTZZZZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com The heaviside layer isn't nearly as nice as our Patreon page! Support us at Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction, a dose of Hot Dog Chat, R. Kelly's in-prison album drop and continued (unfortunate) existence, the horrors caused by an Espresso Martini at 1 am, Shania Twain updating That Don't Impress Me Much, Celine Dion's Stiff-Person Diagnosis, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Leonardo Dicaprio only date women who like farts?!, THE LIST, BLINDZ, AND SHOUTZZZZ!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly Parton NYE Special, what color Mariah Carey's dress at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a revisit of Friends with Christmas, Candace Cameron Bure leaving Hallmark to make even worse movies, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Dwayne the Rock Johnson? More like Dwayne "Piss Bottle" Johnson! the List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Give up with us on Falling for Christmas! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how to survive in Florida, Holden trying to get T Swift tix, Thanksgivin', BOSTON, the Cha Cha Slide, Tom Cruises son gettin' in the family fish game, Nick Cannon's repopulation of the Earth, the upcumin' Stryx Tinder stream on November 30th, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stream, Megan Fox not flashing pubes, the continued wasteland that is Madonna's Instagram, Mariah Carey bowing to Dolly Parton, Jason Momoa strippin' down on Kimmel, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did 9-11 Cause Fifty Shades of Grey?, the LIST, Blindz and SHOUTZz Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're joined by Jake Young (Wizard and the Bruiser, PuppetJared) and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of Mr. Peanut, T H I C C Thor, the mess that is Twitter, who's the Jar Jar Binks of what, the best and worst of celeb Halloween 2022, the tragic passing of Aaron Carter, Selena Gomez feuding with Francia Raisa, Philly's biggest hero, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Kylie Jenner's Baby Doesn't HAVE A NAME?!? Da List, Blindz & shoutzzzz! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head BACK to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a very special watchalong of the 2007 classic(?) High School Musical 2 WHICH IS NOT AT A CAMP. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout DA TOUR, the upcumin' High School Musical 2 watch-along, the spiritual warfare enacted on Holden, Ace Ventura AND The Crying Game not holding up, MIDNIGHTS, Jackie gettin' banned from TikTok for offering ziti to Jason Sudeikis, that damn dressing, the nanny that keeps on deliverin', Willie Nelson's plan for his ashes, Holden tells MJ and Jackie how they will die, the tragic loss of Leslie Jordan, When We Were Young Fest, Billy McFarland's Treasure Hunt, Madonna and Cardi Beefin', and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Tay Plan to Come Out in 2019?! DA LIST, BLINDZ and SHOUTZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Butterfly Kisses, the High School Musical Multiverse, She-Hulk, Criss Angel's Magic With the Stars, James Corden being a tiny cretin of a man, Holden uncovers a vast conspiracy causing people to not like his Taylor Swift TikToks, Kim K honoring her Gramma MJ and Jackie makes plans to honor her MJ, very concerning children's costumes, how Gloria totally ranks above common garden gnomes, GooseTok HEATIN' U P, Clam-O-Naise, Jason Sudeikis trying his best to be a sad boi speed bump, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Zac Efron lying about his JAW?! PLUS DA LIST, BLINDZ, AND SHOUTZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the TOOOOOUR, Holden's Goop list, Snake Island, Fat Bear Week, The Great British Bake Off gets dark, Gisele Bündchen probably bein' a witch, the Mario trailer droppin', more on Kanye's latest meltdown, Tom Cruise takin' off to space in search of more fish, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Pete Wentz Joe Biden's SON?! a List full of forgotten sequels and the Emperor of the Night stops by for a some spoOoOoOoky Blindz and finally the SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout classic Halloween movies, The Red Ribbon, weird online racists suddenly caring about James Madison's crystal flute, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos keepin' it hott, 'The Try Guys' drama, Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too, Rise Messiah Cannon, Velma being openly gay in the new Scooby-Doo, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; did Grimes use a throwaway Reddit account to talk about Elon Musk?!, a list (that Holden and MJ are totally invested in), BLinDz, and DA SHOUTSSSS Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musical lawsuit, the PR stunts behind Smile, Stallone gettin' back with the woman whose face he had removed from his flesh, Ye's super cool flip flops, Franzia getting into the costume game, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Cats a cursed Filmic Experience?! A REMINDER ABOUT THE UPCOMING TOUR, da liszt, and Blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a story causing a buzzzz in the chess world, Sammi "maybe not a Sweetheart" Giancola blocking Snooki, DiCaprio finally dating past 25!? And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Chris Pine Also Queer Erotica Writer Chuck Tingle? dA List! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing racism is still alive, Disney casting Josh Groban as Beast for an upcoming Beauty and the Beast special on ABC, the 2022 Emmy's, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Liam Neeson Pees His Pants!? Plus THE LIST! BLINDZ and SHOUUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including theories, behind the recent #SpitGate), if the length of film festival standing ovations are truly necessary, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Stephanie Meyer write a new Anti-Mormon novel in SECRET!? The List, BLinddz and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Michael Jackson's death, Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind, Farmville, JERSEY SHORE, Precious, Flashmobs, and MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own filmic experiences, the masterpiece that is Bluey, Holden heading down the High School Musical: The Musical: The Series hole, Mariah Carey and her battle to legally be the Queen of Christmas, Cardi B's onion water hair care routine, Tommy Lee's oopsie moment of hanging dong on Instagram, Snoop's new cereal and Holden reading dad jokes on Yahoo News articles, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Command Dancing a tool of white supremacy originally popularized by Henry Ford! The List, Blinds, and ZHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American Pie to GET IT, MJ and Holden realize Jackie has never seen the filmic wonder that is American Pie, T Swift's "Shake It Off" lawsuit, Pete Davidson entering therapy because of Kanye's harassment, Jackie hopes Geoff will purchase the Frank Ocean 25k dong jewelry because it's HER BIRTHDAY, and in celeb conspiracy corner; are all Gyllenhaal's klepto-religious-fanatics!?, the List, Blinds and SHOUTZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We did it! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout hot wing lip gloss and Holden's HOT TAKES, T. Swift and other's big ol' carbon footprints, GOOP's take on nepotism as well as some Chet Hanks talk, Addison Rae's biblical bikini, Netflix suing the Bridgerton musical, Holden compares loving cats to Dark Souls, Fancy Feast's gourmet restaurant, the return of Bernard the Elf from the Santa Clause, the release of Renaissance (and the quick edit that followed), and this week Celeb Conspiracy Corner takes a backseat for the blackened nightmarescape devoid of hope that is PISSTALES! Then to soothe those shattered psyches, we have The List, Blindz, and the SHOUTZzz(s)! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

An episode so nice they done it twice! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.