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This week we're rewindin' back to 2003 when Holden didn't have a TV, Jackie just kept gettin' cooler, and MJ remembers life before The Postal Service. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the CSCU (Christmas Shoes Cinematic Universe), the many ways Elizabeth Chan can go to Hell, the upcoming Miley and Dolly Parton NYE Special, what color Mariah Carey's dress at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a revisit of Friends with Christmas, Candace Cameron Bure leaving Hallmark to make even worse movies, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Dwayne the Rock Johnson? More like Dwayne "Piss Bottle" Johnson! the List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Give up with us on Falling for Christmas! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how to survive in Florida, Holden trying to get T Swift tix, Thanksgivin', BOSTON, the Cha Cha Slide, Tom Cruises son gettin' in the family fish game, Nick Cannon's repopulation of the Earth, the upcumin' Stryx Tinder stream on November 30th, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stream, Megan Fox not flashing pubes, the continued wasteland that is Madonna's Instagram, Mariah Carey bowing to Dolly Parton, Jason Momoa strippin' down on Kimmel, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did 9-11 Cause Fifty Shades of Grey?, the LIST, Blindz and SHOUTZz Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're joined by Jake Young (Wizard and the Bruiser, PuppetJared) and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of Mr. Peanut, T H I C C Thor, the mess that is Twitter, who's the Jar Jar Binks of what, the best and worst of celeb Halloween 2022, the tragic passing of Aaron Carter, Selena Gomez feuding with Francia Raisa, Philly's biggest hero, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Kylie Jenner's Baby Doesn't HAVE A NAME?!? Da List, Blindz & shoutzzzz! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head BACK to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a very special watchalong of the 2007 classic(?) High School Musical 2 WHICH IS NOT AT A CAMP. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout DA TOUR, the upcumin' High School Musical 2 watch-along, the spiritual warfare enacted on Holden, Ace Ventura AND The Crying Game not holding up, MIDNIGHTS, Jackie gettin' banned from TikTok for offering ziti to Jason Sudeikis, that damn dressing, the nanny that keeps on deliverin', Willie Nelson's plan for his ashes, Holden tells MJ and Jackie how they will die, the tragic loss of Leslie Jordan, When We Were Young Fest, Billy McFarland's Treasure Hunt, Madonna and Cardi Beefin', and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Tay Plan to Come Out in 2019?! DA LIST, BLINDZ and SHOUTZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Butterfly Kisses, the High School Musical Multiverse, She-Hulk, Criss Angel's Magic With the Stars, James Corden being a tiny cretin of a man, Holden uncovers a vast conspiracy causing people to not like his Taylor Swift TikToks, Kim K honoring her Gramma MJ and Jackie makes plans to honor her MJ, very concerning children's costumes, how Gloria totally ranks above common garden gnomes, GooseTok HEATIN' U P, Clam-O-Naise, Jason Sudeikis trying his best to be a sad boi speed bump, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Zac Efron lying about his JAW?! PLUS DA LIST, BLINDZ, AND SHOUTZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the TOOOOOUR, Holden's Goop list, Snake Island, Fat Bear Week, The Great British Bake Off gets dark, Gisele Bündchen probably bein' a witch, the Mario trailer droppin', more on Kanye's latest meltdown, Tom Cruise takin' off to space in search of more fish, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Pete Wentz Joe Biden's SON?! a List full of forgotten sequels and the Emperor of the Night stops by for a some spoOoOoOoky Blindz and finally the SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout classic Halloween movies, The Red Ribbon, weird online racists suddenly caring about James Madison's crystal flute, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos keepin' it hott, 'The Try Guys' drama, Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too, Rise Messiah Cannon, Velma being openly gay in the new Scooby-Doo, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; did Grimes use a throwaway Reddit account to talk about Elon Musk?!, a list (that Holden and MJ are totally invested in), BLinDz, and DA SHOUTSSSS Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musical lawsuit, the PR stunts behind Smile, Stallone gettin' back with the woman whose face he had removed from his flesh, Ye's super cool flip flops, Franzia getting into the costume game, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Cats a cursed Filmic Experience?! A REMINDER ABOUT THE UPCOMING TOUR, da liszt, and Blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a story causing a buzzzz in the chess world, Sammi "maybe not a Sweetheart" Giancola blocking Snooki, DiCaprio finally dating past 25!? And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Chris Pine Also Queer Erotica Writer Chuck Tingle? dA List! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing racism is still alive, Disney casting Josh Groban as Beast for an upcoming Beauty and the Beast special on ABC, the 2022 Emmy's, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Liam Neeson Pees His Pants!? Plus THE LIST! BLINDZ and SHOUUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including theories, behind the recent #SpitGate), if the length of film festival standing ovations are truly necessary, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Stephanie Meyer write a new Anti-Mormon novel in SECRET!? The List, BLinddz and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Michael Jackson's death, Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind, Farmville, JERSEY SHORE, Precious, Flashmobs, and MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own filmic experiences, the masterpiece that is Bluey, Holden heading down the High School Musical: The Musical: The Series hole, Mariah Carey and her battle to legally be the Queen of Christmas, Cardi B's onion water hair care routine, Tommy Lee's oopsie moment of hanging dong on Instagram, Snoop's new cereal and Holden reading dad jokes on Yahoo News articles, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Command Dancing a tool of white supremacy originally popularized by Henry Ford! The List, Blinds, and ZHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American Pie to GET IT, MJ and Holden realize Jackie has never seen the filmic wonder that is American Pie, T Swift's "Shake It Off" lawsuit, Pete Davidson entering therapy because of Kanye's harassment, Jackie hopes Geoff will purchase the Frank Ocean 25k dong jewelry because it's HER BIRTHDAY, and in celeb conspiracy corner; are all Gyllenhaal's klepto-religious-fanatics!?, the List, Blinds and SHOUTZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We did it! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout hot wing lip gloss and Holden's HOT TAKES, T. Swift and other's big ol' carbon footprints, GOOP's take on nepotism as well as some Chet Hanks talk, Addison Rae's biblical bikini, Netflix suing the Bridgerton musical, Holden compares loving cats to Dark Souls, Fancy Feast's gourmet restaurant, the return of Bernard the Elf from the Santa Clause, the release of Renaissance (and the quick edit that followed), and this week Celeb Conspiracy Corner takes a backseat for the blackened nightmarescape devoid of hope that is PISSTALES! Then to soothe those shattered psyches, we have The List, Blindz, and the SHOUTZzz(s)! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

An episode so nice they done it twice! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Princess Lasagna Baby, some upcoming Stryx streams, Lala's performance in Stray, Vanessa Lachey opens her mouth, Terrence Howard and his brand new type of physics, the horrors of the Veltini, Jackie's recent hot dog tiktok, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Timothée Chalamet piss in bottles and forget his lines!? The List, Blindz and SSSSSHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"It should have been this the entire time" - Geoff Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how 'Jagged Little Pill' STILL HOLDS UP, the disturbing incest allegations against Ricky Martin, Armie Hammer continuing to exist, Bennifer finally being wed!, a quicky Gigli revisit, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Jake Gyllenhaal a dirty thief!? The List, Blind Items, and SHOUUUTZS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Flowerhead - Pondering My Orb (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXb6QLCaLxjvucwNlQuS2gg) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MJ and Jackie might have differing opinions on this episode but they come together to ask the important questions about the dude who plays Jason Blossom. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the drama around the Funny Girl cast change, Doja Cat realizing contacting a 17 year old to be a matchmaker isn't the best idea, Elon Musk and Nick Cannon's continued spawning, putting the JSWT photos in perspective, more command dance talk. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Harry Styles Bald!? THE List, Blindz and SHOUTZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the High Hot Dog Holy Holiday and Jackie's Cincinnati Hot Dog report, I Love A Mama's Boy grossness, Joey Chestnut choking out a dude at the Hot Dog eating championship and how Holden would have handled it, the history of the glizzy, Panera's soup themed swimwear, how eating fried chicken ice cream makes you feel, the fabulosity of Margaritaville X Crocs, cornholin', a bear that threatens to dry up the boob sweat market, and in the 100th Celeb Conspiracy Corner; Is Esme from Twilight a Vampire in REAL LIFE!? The List, Blindz, and SshOuuts! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Lili Reinhart has never looked so horrified. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIOUS, the horror of the catsupsicle, lakes with hot takes, disturbing Leonardo DiCaprio news, a 10 year old Affleck tries to park, the Hocus Pocus 2 trailer drop. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Avril Lavigne even have ears!? We're also checking out a product placement filled List, Blindz and SHOUTzZz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten volume of Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" essence, everyone's Stryx ambassador title, Al Pacino's phone case, Rainn Wilson dipping his toe into the non-existent "chest feeding" issue, the backlash from a same sex kiss in Lightyear, Nick Cannon...being Nick Cannon again, Jennifer Aniston not eating some kind of internet salad and the mystery sound from MJ's dungeon. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Are the Kardashian's Doomsday Prepping Evangelicals?! Also, a censored list, the blinds, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of the blurred crotch shot, the news of Joker 2 being a musical Lady Gaga vehicle, Paris Hilton's continued DJin', the Fire Island Bechdel test drama, Lizzo editing her new single post release. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Nick Cannon creating an army of organ donors?! The LIST, BLINDZ 'N SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee, Kim K and the great disappearing ass, it bein' MORBIN TIME ALL THE TIME, the gross creeping of corporations and military into Pride, Nick Cannon expecting...again. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Lady Gaga sabotage Heidi Montag's music career? The upcoming 15 hour "2 Weddings and a Baby" stream 6/11 on HoldenatorsHo, The List, Blindz and SHOUTZ. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What happened in this episode!? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's idea, the upcoming DILF awards on OhNoItsJackie June 8th, Kourtney Kardashian's questionable medical tip she got from her "doctor," MJ visits everyone's favorite website, Charlie Puth really feelin' Maroon 5. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Are Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart NOT FILMING TOGETHER!? The List! Blindz! and SHOUUUUUTs! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet, when and if to use the term "peenie" and if we will see Harry Styles' in his upcuming film, a list of celeb dongs we've seen on screen and Holden reminisces about Mr. Skin, Jackie and MJ "mourn" the impending loss of Riverdale and plot the next CW Reboot, Jackie announces some exciting news with Glorias love life, She-Hulk Attorney At Law, the awkwardness of Kourtney Kardashian's garter belt removal. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Austin Powers a secret Scientology Propagandaaaaaaaa?? A list that will make you feel like a better parent! Blindsss and SHOUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's a lot going on. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie's backie! And after she casts MJ and Holden into her Hotline Bling Hell we're gossin' 'bout Holden's DragCon experience, Jackie's Multiverse of Madness...madness, Elizabeth Olsen lying and passing a polygraph test, GOOP's latest...thing, Megan Fox adding a hole to her designer jumpsuit, Julia Fox going to the store, Bette Midler has a big brain moment on twitter, Kendall Jenner attempts to cut a cucumber! And in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Dwayne the Rock Johnson a CIA agent who helped take down Bin Laden!? The List, Blindz, and SHouTz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Let's all send Jackie healing vibes as MJ takes the lead! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden and MJ are joined by Natalie Zebrowski from SPUN and are gossin' 'bout the Doja Cat Taco Bell ad and the state of advertisement in general, more Kim K Marilyn Monroe dress talk, Drake's unique way of dealing with a troll, James Cromwell finding himself in a sticky situation at Starbucks, what it's like to celebrate your first Mother's Day, a possible T. Swift pregnancy! And in celeb conspiracy corner; Did 911 Break up Justin Timberlake and Brit-Brit due to his FARTS!? Plus The List, Blinds, and the SHOUTZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Maple Syrup $20,000Jingle Jangle $15,000Orphan Children $80,000Candles $36,000,000Riverdale to Rivervale transition (and back) $15,000someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my town is dying Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout babies growin' up and developing a comprehensive emotional regulation system, Kim K. donning the 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' dress at the Met Gala (including her dangerous method of fitting into it) and the Springtime Cocaine Blast known as the Met Gala as a whole, Lili Reinhart calling out the destructive diet practices in Hollywood, Olivia Wilde getting served custody papers at CinemaCon, Dave Chappelle getting attacked on-stage, Holden breaks down the 2005 Cameron Crowe film Elizabethtown, and in celeb conspiracy corner; The case of John Poosack, The LIST, BLINDSsS and SHOUUUTZ!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

If you think you've seen slightly woke Riverdale before.... Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week were gossin' 'bout bachelor/bachelorette parties in your 30's, phones at concerts, April Reals Day, A millipede named after Taylor Swift, Coachella, the Heard and Depp Trial, the Wachowski's auctioning items for transgender youths via Ariana Grande, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Billie Eilish literally the devil!? Wedding Bells ring for our list! The Blindddds and SHOUTOUTTTTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MJ and Jackie decide that Jackie should become the folk hero of LPN, and some more mind control stuff happens. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Let's hop in the REEEEEEWIIIIIND machine and head back to the year 2008! Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, Vampire fever is in full effect and Taylor Swift was still playing in the daydreams of every girl with fairy lights in her room. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sure there's mind control, but can it keep MJ awake? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're mournin' and gossin' 'bout the tearful end of Jackie's Twilight Saga, the death of the great Gilbert Gottfried, what to say to an anesthesiologist, The Spirit Halloween Store movie, The Jasper Mall as well as the life support state of Malls in general, the cycle of Bennifer repeating again, 🚨BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATES🚨, Al Pacino's amazing phone case and if he is a TRUE Shrekkie, lastly in a DOUBLE THEORY celeb conspiracy corner; WAS THE SLAP PLANNED!? A surprisingly inventive List, The Blindz and SHOUTZZzZz ARE YOU READY TO GET REAL UP IN HERE? THEN JOIN US FOR APRIL REAAAALZ DAY ON TUESDAY, APRIL 19th @ 5pm PST/8pm EST OVER AT twitch.tv/holdenatorsho Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.