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This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl Halftime Show breakdown, Holden tries not to upset any Keysheads, both Lady Gaga and Beyonce announce new eras (Beyonce's goin Country Y'ALL!), MJ and Holden share Super Bowl party stories, and Jackie reveals she was too busy with Geoff and her Popcorn Fleshlight Bucket at the Dune re-release but that didn't stop her from crying while watching Tay and Trav BE IN LOVE, out of touch Super Bowl ads, Nickelodeon's augmented coverage of the Super Bowl, JOIN PAGE 7 AT TWITCH.TV/HOLDENATORSHO ON FRIDAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL JACKIN'! 6pm EST/3pm PST MJ will join later in the stream for their BIRTHDAY!!!!! and a monumental watch along of 'This Is Me...Now: A Love Story', Kim Petras drops SLUTPOP MIAMI, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curse of the Celebrity Cake Bakers?! A list that had Holden and MJ S H O O K, a relatable blind, shouts and more!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on getting her first Grammy, Page 7 creates their own Grammys that we can all agree would be far superior, Tay-Tay brings home best album for 'Midnights' and drops her NEW ALBUM ART AND TRACK LIST, no one can own Eras, quick Crescent City check-in: Jackie's dislocating her jaw and devouring it (MAAS BABIES RISE UP), Billy Joel premieres new song at The Grammys, T. Swift did NOT snub Celine Dion on stage, Fantasia absolutely kills Tina Turner Proud Mary tribute, Lizzo denied motion to dismiss, Jackie gushes over boygenius, Flavor Flav is charming Holden's pants off, shout outs to Phoebe Bridgers for calling out disgusting former Grammys CEO Neil Portnow, everyone's been saying Timothée (and everything else) wrong, Tom Kenny is NOT the SpongeBob shacking up with Ariana Grande, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Sydney Sweeney a LIAR?!?! A list to hide from actors and BLINDZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely instead of gettin' lost in a tale of lust and revenge, book talk up talk with Crescent City book 3 droppin' this past Monday and brief talk on American Nightmare (Jackie recommends) after MJ reveals they're a beach read bitch, Taylor is headin' to the Superb Owl and some Football talk around 12:10, but if you skip it you'll miss how the Dems have weaponized Taylor Swift in a plot against the GOP to radicalize football fans to Vote4Joe, Hillary Pokemon Goes and gives her opinion on the Barbie Scandal, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion BEEF TALK, Ruby Rose gets death threats because people thought she was Rubi Rose and Nicki thanks Ben Shapiro for teaming up with WHITE BOY himself Tom MacDonald to aurally assault the world, the Mark Norman standup show being stopped turns out to be a PR stunt and so was the furry attack on Tyra Banks, a preview of what we'll be talkin' 'bout on LEFTOVERS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: These personal celeb anecdotes from listeners!!! Da List, BLINDZ and SHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, More Saltburn and May December talk, Holden just wants a magician film PERIOD, ⚠️ NEW JLo movie This Is Me...Now: A Love Story ⚠️ pause around 1358 and WATCH THIS to prep for the coming watchalong event in February!, first ep of the new Buffy watchalong available on patreon for all levels!, MJ and Jackie fell in love with the same person, at the same time and that would be G Flip and their beautiful cover of 'Cruel Summer', THERE'S A BABY ON THE LOOSE, Jackie approves of Napoleon regardless of what anyone thinks!, Pauly Shore is advocating to play Richard Simmons in new biopic, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Leonardo DiCaprio actually a true romantic and gentleman?!?!, a list of animal actor facts that are still sad and Holden's losing his MIND with these blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Eat nearly scares Jackie away from almost all red meat, Jackie faces the allegation that her and Geoff are SWINGBAITERS, Holden's nemesis takes time away from licking doughnuts (WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN) lets everyone know she's REALLY into SpongeBob, Sofia Vergara does NOT put up with an interviewer making fun of her accent, some old fashioned Page 7 90 Day Talk, MJ gets into The Godfather, THE Mean Girls Musical actress Renee Rapp is letting it rip on press tour (btw FUCK YOU BUDDY), Mia Goth gets sued by an extra for abuse and it's mixed on if she could do it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Sir Ian McKellen hook up with the bassist from My Chemical Romance in 2004?!?, a list of SECRET MuSiC fAcTsSsSsSs, a blind FIRST and SHOUT OUUUUTS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourbon haze goblin life with Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife and peepin' on nudey gobs in Baldur's Gate 3. SOMETHING HAPPENS IN SALTBURN!!! Calvin Klein has blessed our 2024 with a gift of an ad, Jacob Elordi ate a bunch of bacon to be Elvis and Gideon doesn't get all these Elvis references, Holden sure knows a lot about the new Ariana Grande single for someone who doesn't like her.......Jackie keeps coming back to the gift from CK, sexy purring horses show up at some point, remember to never see the joke BEFORE The Hog, Jackie contends that The Iron Claw was NOT sexy, GOLDEN GLOBES BREAKDOWN Y'ALL! Jo Koy panicked during his monologue like he was at an open mic night and NEVER THROW YOUR WRITERS UNDER THE BUS, Holden and MJ are at odds on T Swifts response to The Joke, a whole new category was created for Barbie, Cillian Murphy had something on his face, Christopher Nolan got toasty and roasty in a Peloton class and Holden's all for it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Timothée Chalamet give Chlamydia to half of NYU!?, a list of lists, a blind that can't be believed and SHOUT OUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday memories! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's thinkin' bout those solid bricks of rumchata. Shane MacGowan's funeral got everybody in the church dancin', Panera Bread's D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶ Charged Lemonade keeps making headlines, Jackie is now a converted shower pisser and gives a Pissgate update, Holden goes Full Dad, Taylor Swift is a billionaire based only on music releases and hit a new high on her carbon footprint #GIRLBOSS, Jwow asks everyone to enter her Heavenly Flower, I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE IT ANNUAL WATCH ALONG, Doritos launches a mystery cheese liqueur, Jackie begins her Single White Femaling of Holden with her first car purchase, CHRISTMAS SHOES TAKES TO TIKTOK, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Hugh Jackman dating Queer Eyes Antoni!?!, Da List, AND SHOUTZzZZzzZZz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ is bringin' the Family Values! Whamageddon is explained, SantaCon NYC rips through the streets and leaves sorrow and pain in its path DESPITE MJ's claims, Mariah Carey celebrates her love of Jackie Zebrowski and (I guess) 1 BILLION streams of her song All I Want For Christmas Is You on Spotify by wearing a DIAMOND ENCRUSTED Prada bucket hat, Holden's simple request is overridden by Jackie, MJ had to explain 80's humor to the babies and Freddy improved Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree, Holden's still hold(en)ing strong that he didn't shit in the shower, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird?!?, a seasonally appropriate list, shouts AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for the yearly watchalong (And specialty cocktail reveal!) of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th at 5pm PST/8pm EST and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas Tree hits #1 FOR THE FIRST TIME, The Daily Wire spews forth a giant wad of phlegm they call "Lady Ballers" AND Sean Hannity taps Jim Breuer for an equally awful "film", Jackie pushes for a WWE with kisses at the end, Catholic Rob Schneider now worried about making jokes, Jane Fonda doesn't like old skin (listen up you decrepit 21+ers) and there's a bit of a double standard, Jackie got to see Sumo Wrasslin' like a true 'merican, Page 7 reveals its approved fighting techniques, Kiss joins Hatsune Miku in the digital singularity so prepare for a cyberpunk future dictatorship lead by hologram Gene Simmons, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Narrowing down the Coulier BJ filmic experience, Da List, SHOUTS AND MORE!! AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh Gad hate, The Rock is cookin' up some fancy shmancy ice cream cakes with Salt & Straw, Jackie got her own fancy ice cream cake that was dressed to impress, Snoop Dogg is human clickbait, Jackie's ready to go to bat for Napoleon and there's a spot on rendition of House O GUCCI, people won't let Taylor Lautner ever stop being Jacob (with Twilight spoiler around 31:30), it's time to ask the only question that matters; does anyone other than LA cheer for the Nicole Kidman AMC Theatres commercial?, male hair talk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Enrique Iglesias can't actually sing!?!?! A sad list and a blindz that derails into 90's nostalgia PLUS join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Enter your post-turkey coma with the help of Kirk Cameron's cinematic masterpiece, Saving Christmas! HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to check out Jackie giving Holden some Christmas cheer during the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Tay updates lyrics for Travis Kelce, CUBE TALK, Jackie and MJ plan to Save Christmas for Thanksgiving, but not before Jackie stakes her claim as the Mariah Carey of the aforementioned Turkey Day, don't have Thanksgiving plans? why not stay at Martha Stewart's house in what sounds like a stressful nightmare!?, Alec Baldwin continues reminds us all he used to do things, Gordon Ramsay is a daddy (again x6), the new Garfield trailer has everyone asking why Jon just can't put Garfield to sleep, in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Jamie Foxx a CLONE TOO!?!?! PART 2 OF LAST WEEKS LIST! THE BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOOOOREWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding their whimsy meter, Jackie was blessed by the Gods and called ON STAGE during a magic show in Vegas, Jackie tells a hAuNtInG tAlE of visiting the Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum, WE SEE YOU LISTENING, MS. CAREY, Cher to be floating atop the 5:30am XXXtended Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year, Jackie bringin' Christmas to Holden during his Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH!, STRAP INTO YOUR $28,500 TUFTED BOUDOIR CHAISE FROM LAST YEAR IT'S TIME FOR THE GOOP HOLIDAY GUUUUUIDE!!!! DINGDONGDING!!!!, Jackie looks into The Other Adult Facial, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Did Jackie Zebrowski write the Cheetah Girls Books!??!?!? PART 1 OF A 2 PART LIST?!!?, (BELATED AND CURRENT BIRTHDAY WISHES TO LEXE, GIDEON AND MAMA Z, STINGERS UP!) THE BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie uncovers some of her monsterfuckery backstory, Paranormal Activity leaves MJ's home in a state of eternal light and Holden keeps on Knife Dancin'! Jackie blasted through Britney Spears’ Memoir ‘The Woman in Me’, the entertainment world reacts to the loss of Matthew Perry and Goop herself recalls a very different kiss, Kid Halloween bringing joy to all as Jackie recalls memories of her candy rationing skills leaving Henry HANGRY, some horrifying celeb Halloween costumes, Megan Fox goin' aggro and tagging SAG-AFTRA in her Halloween photos, old man bullies a 20 year old over her teeth, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Justin Trudeau's Wife having an affair with Idris Elba?!? A disgusting list, BATTY BLINDZ, SPOOKY SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden is STILL CUBIN', Jackie's dodgin' knives and takin' a dive into The Woman in Me, and MJ IS NOT LATE-30's HOLDEN!, plus the SAG AFTRA Strike Halloween rules (that Jackie may or MAY NOT have already broken), more Brit-ChitChat!, at what age does one truly experience a mid-life crisis?, Jackie's going to see Killers of the Flower Moon, but when will she get to pee?!, Robert De Niro was NOT a fan of DiCaprio's improv on set, PLUS more fun facts and pressing questions!, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is John Mayer Dating Andy Cohen?!? A List that doesn't need an introduction (and doesn't get one), BOMBSHELL BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden's got Swift Fever, Jackie's got a REAL fever and MJ is living vicariously through them both while gossin' 'bout the generational divides Holden noticed among the BrocHeads at The Eras Tour Film, Holden makes a public plea to Blackpink, BritBrit and Jada Pinkett Smith are droppin' bombshells from their memoirs, Holden's bringing his A-Game, Jackie's losing her ever-loving mind and California can take her skittles from her COLD, DEAD HANDS, Holden is going on a roller coaster with his feelings towards JPS, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of the Kanye Klone!?!? A spoOoOoOoOoOoky List, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his theory that mothers trigger human evolution by increasing their foot size to carry their young, plus what's gonna be the top costume of SPOOKY SEASON '23!?!? Tales from the tour involving a leather clad dong hangin' bar in Pittsburgh, BECKHAM bearing it all on Netflix, Pam Anderson heads out to the Red Carpet sans makeup, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Some Annoying Music Guy Haunting One of Our Listeners Instagrams!?!? A surprising celebrity hobby filled List, along with the realization these lists may not be the best examples of journalism, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie, Holden, and MJ dawn their ceremonial Juicy Couture tracksuits and get ready to relive the dawn of love with Kfed and Brit as well as the death of love as a whole with the end of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, all this and more as we REWIIIIIND TO 2005!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.comWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are backie and we're beggin' for some Pitbull as Usher is announced to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, erryone's got the lame kinda acid, broccoli-topped zoomers invade the Murderfist Reunion, Taylor Swift continues to competently dominate all media on her grand accession to power of a global government she will surely impose, Olivia Rodrigo is apparently terrified of birds!?, for some reason "caviar bumps" are becoming a thing, AND DON'T FORGET THE FINAL (FOR NOW) LIVE SHOWS, a quick reminder of the death machines that birds are, SOMEONE MADE A CHICKEN TRANSLATOR!?, Hallmark announces 42 holiday movies for this year!!!, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: DID THEY SABOTAGE JIMMY FALLON!?!? A List full of DANGEROUS PROPS, DA BLINDZ, them SHOUTZZ AND EVEN MOOOOORE!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are still sweatin' out that Austin Powers Fever but that ain't gonna stop them from gossin' 'bout catchin' hands from A24's Talk to Me, a brief update on the WizBru and Page 7 Tour featuring tattoos from great KAY BOAK and Kitty Konniption as well as Holden finally being able to wank freely in the hotel thanks to covid and Jackie accidentally getting a frozen forehead, Drew Barrymore disappointing us all, Joe Jonas getting called out for bein' a sneaky snake during his divorce to Sophie Turner, The Riverdale Finale changing how Jackie thinks about life!?, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Has The Simpsons Known About Tom Cruise's Fish Fuckin' Since the Early 90's??, a behind the music style list, da blinds, Shoutzz and MOOOORE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Join Jackie, MJ, and Holden as they Party Rock their way through this 2011 REREREREWIIIIIIIIIIIIND filled with tales of when air conditioners and cable packages would make or break relationships and everyone was gettin' hopped up on TIGER BLOOD! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, Jackie FINALLY joining the Croc family, an old man (Holden) yells about teenage hairstyles (looking at you Broccoli Heads), why is everyone divorcin' in 2023!? Holden lays out his plan for reproductive rights for "people" under 25, Last Podcast on the Left makes it into USA Today, Eras headin' to the theaters, Kanye and Bianca's oral adventure on a boat in Venice (which resulted in a lifetime ban), Burning Man becoming a 7 square mile open air toilet and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Doja Cat Playing the Long Game?? An origin story filled List, da Blindz and the SHOUTZZZ and MOREEEE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but pain, MJ discovered the existence of sad bois via the "When I Come Around" music video, and BASKETBALL JACKIE REIGINED SUPREME (and learned some problematic life lessons)! Toy Story sets the stage for a CGI dynasty, Blues Travelers ruled the airwaves with an iron harmonica, a small website named Amazon sold its first book, Nickelodeon and MTV were droppin' classics, OJ's gloves did NOT fit AND SO MUCH MORE IN THIS 95 REWINDDDDD!!!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBERALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHERand one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all gather round the screen to talk about our thoughts on the FINAL EPISODE OF RIVERDALE BAAAABY!!!AND AS OUR LIVES CHANGE, COME WHATEVERWE WILL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent trash reality, Holden proves to everyone he's Feminist AF (TM), Jackie's PANTSIN' IT UP?!, More Gaylor evidence, Jackie allows Holden to mention Wynnie has a birthday near her, Holden pitches a series of anti aging treatments for babies, Holden lays out a new offer to anyone out there with Eras tickets, Atlanta wins Beyonce's Everybody On Mute Challenge, Taryn Manning lets everyone know she's been rimming a married man (and buying him a boat), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was Riverdale Written By Canadian Artificial Intelligence In Order To Destabilize the US??, A "hilarious" List filled with Celebrity Puns, Blindzzzz and SHOUTZ! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Somebody set up us the bomb. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat down to watch that ole side splitter Ordinary People, Holden witnessing T Swift giving Kobe Bryant's daughter a 22 hat at Era's, a savory and slippery opening for the Good Gravy coaster, the hellish nightmare filled hellscape that is Deep Fake Love, is Too Hot to Handle and reality tv, in general, causing employment issues!?, a quick rundown on the Lizzo situation (check out Leftovers for more), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Does Henry hate Timothée because he's horny for him (this editor says "absolutely, yes.")??? All that and a humblebrag-filled list, BLINDZ and finally Da Shoutzzz! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a Divoronce, RIP to both Sinead O'Connor and Paul Reubens, Kristen Bell talks to Kelly Clarkson about crackin' a (non alcoholic) cold one with literal girls, talk of a potential Barbie sequel ALREADY, Lena Dunham is going to be giving Polly Pocket the live action treatment, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; IS IT TIME FOR GAYLOR! Who's got the list? MJ'S GOT THE LIST! and the toughest blinds yet! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole Oppy goofing around in the desert, did Page 7 combine their powers and manifest Scott Stapp taking to the seas with the 'Summer of '99' Creed Cruise!?!? and 311 has their own separate cruise for some reason!?!? (WHICH IS APPARENTLY CANCELED UGH), MJ is LOVIN' The Bear, Doja Cat's dating an ALLEGED racist sex offender and can't stand her fans, Jason Aldean is definitely not a small-town boy BUT HOLDEN IIIIIIS!, Ice T takes to X to decry the accusations that Jamie Foxx has been replaced by a CLONE, Holden calls Ariana Grande the SPIDER SHE IIIIIS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus in a CULT!??! A totally shitty list, blinds and da shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Riverdale is for fathers. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for the lead, Jackie headin' down to the strike and how powerful it feels to be led by THE Fran Drescher, Ron Perlman is HOT BLOODED for good reason, the anticipation of The Golden Bachelor and horrifying ways to exploit it as a producer, Tom Cruise DEBUNKS THE WEIRDEST RUMOR ABOUT HIMSELF!?!??!?! and did P7 actually create the fish fucking conspiracy!?!?, the Hallmark Channel Christmas Cruise sounds like a fuckin' nightmare, Guy Fieri has BROKEN JACKIE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART, Holden is obsessed with a burger made entirely of cheese, how Holden can finally STOP his revenge ritual and return to a normal routine, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Olivia Rodrigo's new shade song about TAY!?!?! Also, an icebreaker 90's fact list to help you next time you are stuck in a situation in which you need to break the ice around you and make things less awkward and this list will provide just such that break of ice that you need, blinds and shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how absolutely fucking atrocious 'The Idol' is, Jackie has her ARMS WIDE OOOOPEN, Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele KFC Doubledown and how she definitely checked the time stamp to monetize her "apology", Tom Hank's asking his niece the important questions, Holden sings his OWN "apology" ukulele song, some podcast reviewer says this is turning into a T Swift podcast SO I GUESS I WON'T PUT IN THE DESCRIPTION WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT REGARDING T SWIFT OR WHATEEEEEEEVER, the Grimace Shake phenomenon and how it's bringin' the internet TOGETHA, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Was Brit-Brit REPLACED!?!?! A List for all the goth babez and BBBLIIINNNDDZZZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

As always we're left wondering, was that a choice or an accident? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Yacht Rockin' sans Yacht, 'The Idol' heading off to an early grave, Zendaya's new ball smackin' movie, HILARIA continues to...do her thing, Gloria showin' off the goods in her new swimsuit, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; ARE THERE MULTIPLE CLONES OF EMINEM!? DA LISSST and DA BLINDZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

KISSIN' Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the dangers(?) of margaritas, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, MJ sings the praises of the all inclusive resort even if the Jimmy Buffett gibbets can't hang, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, the Idol continuing to...exist, no one ever needing a new store to shop at again because of thesituationsstore.com, a deeper dive into high school nicknames and did we mention Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Taylor Swift control the NBA? Dalisty list and DA SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and her Lil Prisoners are gossin' 'bout the 2003 Limp Bizkit rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes", Max's "The Idol" making the intimacy coordinator the bad guy and being truly awful, Kayne West celebrating his bday with some Nyotaimori AND North, a deep dive into the origins of Smokey Joe, Megan Fox takes on political failure Robby Starbuck over what her children wear, Smokey Joe hatches a plan to get better Era's tickets, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; IS TUPAC REALLY 50 CENT!? A list full of old celeb names and DA SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHY'S THERE GOTTA BE ALL THIS MILK? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tay finally kickin' Matty to the curb, Shiny Happy People reminding us that TLC execs are NOT good people, Kim Cattrall (kinda) returning to Sex in the City, Barbrie causing a literal pink shortage, Padma leaving Top Chef and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Meghan Markle attend the coronation in disguise!? A fright-filled list AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It really does always come back to Mormon. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this week's UnHiNgEd EpISoDe!!!!!! we're gossin' 'bout Lizzo's incredible tribute to the late, great Swiss musician Tina Turner, how Holden cannot stop watching a traumatic video with SOUND UP, Pedro Pascal got a wicked eye infection from recreating THAT scene with fans during photo ops, P7 is staunchly Team Barbie over Team Oppenheimer, so MUCH GUUUUUSHIN' about The Ultimatum: Queer Love, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Was the 2011 film Jack and Jill a front to rescue Katie Holmes!? Finally, we have a list full of method actors who went TOO FAR, saucy blinds and SHOOUTTTSSSSS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This one's for you Elizabeth! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger boy, but she sure is a CHICKEN CHOKER, Nick Cannon continues to prove he is neither a good partner nor father, The Ultimatum: Queer Love is comin' to Netflix and YOU BETTER BE READY FOR IT TO CONSUME US AAAALLLLLL!!!!, celebrities are feelin' the G U I L T, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus secretly releasing music as Clara Pierce!? Lastly, a list to inspire for the VIP Meet & Greets (JKJKJK, but get your tix naaaoooo), blind items you can hardly recognize, and SHOOUTTTSSSSS!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.