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Somebody set up us the bomb. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat down to watch that ole side splitter Ordinary People, Holden witnessing T Swift giving Kobe Bryant's daughter a 22 hat at Era's, a savory and slippery opening for the Good Gravy coaster, the hellish nightmare filled hellscape that is Deep Fake Love, is Too Hot to Handle and reality tv, in general, causing employment issues!?, a quick rundown on the Lizzo situation (check out Leftovers for more), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Does Henry hate Timothée because he's horny for him (this editor says "absolutely, yes.")??? All that and a humblebrag-filled list, BLINDZ and finally Da Shoutzzz! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a Divoronce, RIP to both Sinead O'Connor and Paul Reubens, Kristen Bell talks to Kelly Clarkson about crackin' a (non alcoholic) cold one with literal girls, talk of a potential Barbie sequel ALREADY, Lena Dunham is going to be giving Polly Pocket the live action treatment, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; IS IT TIME FOR GAYLOR! Who's got the list? MJ'S GOT THE LIST! and the toughest blinds yet! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole Oppy goofing around in the desert, did Page 7 combine their powers and manifest Scott Stapp taking to the seas with the 'Summer of '99' Creed Cruise!?!? and 311 has their own separate cruise for some reason!?!? (WHICH IS APPARENTLY CANCELED UGH), MJ is LOVIN' The Bear, Doja Cat's dating an ALLEGED racist sex offender and can't stand her fans, Jason Aldean is definitely not a small-town boy BUT HOLDEN IIIIIIS!, Ice T takes to X to decry the accusations that Jamie Foxx has been replaced by a CLONE, Holden calls Ariana Grande the SPIDER SHE IIIIIS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus in a CULT!??! A totally shitty list, blinds and da shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Riverdale is for fathers. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for the lead, Jackie headin' down to the strike and how powerful it feels to be led by THE Fran Drescher, Ron Perlman is HOT BLOODED for good reason, the anticipation of The Golden Bachelor and horrifying ways to exploit it as a producer, Tom Cruise DEBUNKS THE WEIRDEST RUMOR ABOUT HIMSELF!?!??!?! and did P7 actually create the fish fucking conspiracy!?!?, the Hallmark Channel Christmas Cruise sounds like a fuckin' nightmare, Guy Fieri has BROKEN JACKIE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART, Holden is obsessed with a burger made entirely of cheese, how Holden can finally STOP his revenge ritual and return to a normal routine, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Olivia Rodrigo's new shade song about TAY!?!?! Also, an icebreaker 90's fact list to help you next time you are stuck in a situation in which you need to break the ice around you and make things less awkward and this list will provide just such that break of ice that you need, blinds and shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how absolutely fucking atrocious 'The Idol' is, Jackie has her ARMS WIDE OOOOPEN, Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele KFC Doubledown and how she definitely checked the time stamp to monetize her "apology", Tom Hank's asking his niece the important questions, Holden sings his OWN "apology" ukulele song, some podcast reviewer says this is turning into a T Swift podcast SO I GUESS I WON'T PUT IN THE DESCRIPTION WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT REGARDING T SWIFT OR WHATEEEEEEEVER, the Grimace Shake phenomenon and how it's bringin' the internet TOGETHA, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Was Brit-Brit REPLACED!?!?! A List for all the goth babez and BBBLIIINNNDDZZZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

As always we're left wondering, was that a choice or an accident? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Yacht Rockin' sans Yacht, 'The Idol' heading off to an early grave, Zendaya's new ball smackin' movie, HILARIA continues to...do her thing, Gloria showin' off the goods in her new swimsuit, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; ARE THERE MULTIPLE CLONES OF EMINEM!? DA LISSST and DA BLINDZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

KISSIN' Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the dangers(?) of margaritas, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, MJ sings the praises of the all inclusive resort even if the Jimmy Buffett gibbets can't hang, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, the Idol continuing to...exist, no one ever needing a new store to shop at again because of thesituationsstore.com, a deeper dive into high school nicknames and did we mention Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Taylor Swift control the NBA? Dalisty list and DA SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and her Lil Prisoners are gossin' 'bout the 2003 Limp Bizkit rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes", Max's "The Idol" making the intimacy coordinator the bad guy and being truly awful, Kayne West celebrating his bday with some Nyotaimori AND North, a deep dive into the origins of Smokey Joe, Megan Fox takes on political failure Robby Starbuck over what her children wear, Smokey Joe hatches a plan to get better Era's tickets, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; IS TUPAC REALLY 50 CENT!? A list full of old celeb names and DA SHOUTZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHY'S THERE GOTTA BE ALL THIS MILK? Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tay finally kickin' Matty to the curb, Shiny Happy People reminding us that TLC execs are NOT good people, Kim Cattrall (kinda) returning to Sex in the City, Barbrie causing a literal pink shortage, Padma leaving Top Chef and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Meghan Markle attend the coronation in disguise!? A fright-filled list AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It really does always come back to Mormon. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this week's UnHiNgEd EpISoDe!!!!!! we're gossin' 'bout Lizzo's incredible tribute to the late, great Swiss musician Tina Turner, how Holden cannot stop watching a traumatic video with SOUND UP, Pedro Pascal got a wicked eye infection from recreating THAT scene with fans during photo ops, P7 is staunchly Team Barbie over Team Oppenheimer, so MUCH GUUUUUSHIN' about The Ultimatum: Queer Love, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Was the 2011 film Jack and Jill a front to rescue Katie Holmes!? Finally, we have a list full of method actors who went TOO FAR, saucy blinds and SHOOUTTTSSSSS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This one's for you Elizabeth! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger boy, but she sure is a CHICKEN CHOKER, Nick Cannon continues to prove he is neither a good partner nor father, The Ultimatum: Queer Love is comin' to Netflix and YOU BETTER BE READY FOR IT TO CONSUME US AAAALLLLLL!!!!, celebrities are feelin' the G U I L T, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus secretly releasing music as Clara Pierce!? Lastly, a list to inspire for the VIP Meet & Greets (JKJKJK, but get your tix naaaoooo), blind items you can hardly recognize, and SHOOUTTTSSSSS!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrimination lawsuit comes to a close soon!), Tom Cruise lookin' like he's ready to jump on a couch about Fishkira (ShaFishra? idk), all that DRAMAAAA about T. Swift dating what appears to be the human manifestation of a 2005 4Chan post as well as the BAD BLOOD between Swift and a specific security guard, is Batfleck broody or just a pissfaceboi? OR COULD IT BE BOTH?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Nick LaSHAMES fans fake (with ON AIR CONFIRMATION)!? And a list of ridiculous demands put on celebrities and blindz SO famous they don't NEED a subject line! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their mother, while MJ was just havin' the best year bein' IN LOVE! (until they kicked the hornet's nest known as white, male, comedians) Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA including why anyone would want to honor Karl Lagerfeld in 2023 when Choupette is still alive and ready to party, Jared Leto betraying his stilted Italian accent HOUSE 'A GUCCI roots to play the aforementioned cat owner, Lil Nas X meowing at reporters and Doja Cat finally reaching her Final Form, Penelope Cruz picking a gorgeous Chanel dress (that Karl Lagerfeld would have detested, along with the others), the odd feeling one gets upon hearing 'North West setting up her Mommy's Room before the Met Gala' and the many luxuries that included, Pedro Pascal taking out his SLUTTY LITTLE KNEES for a galavant at the Met Gala, Liquid Death teaming up with Travis Barker to make an 'Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit', and for the first MJ hosted Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Joe Alwyn play as Taylor Swift's beard for a Grammy?!? A list of celebrity quotes to show celebrities definitely aren't like us, blindz that will have you SCREAMING and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL RIIIIGHT, A Piss-SA 'cause when you gotta go, you gotta go, Holden's "Old Man At the Movies" Corner, Love Is Blind Reunion that wasn't LIVE on Sunday and the chaos that caused not to mention MJ has a deadly Love Is Blind finale drinking game plus a bonus Irina v. Francesca: Who's the worst humna alive? discussion, Shawn Mendes was caught once again denying the TRUTH that we all know, Christine Brown from Sister Wives is ENGAGED and HAPPY leaving only Sobbin' Robin for Christine's ex-husband, some guesses on how long until we get 'Nick Cannon Presents: Sister Wives Don't Cost a Thing', FINALLY an update on Wynnie's World comin' to MAX SOON, let's all mourn the wedding that could have been with the Wienermobile of LOVE in Las Vegas, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Morgan Freeman actually Jimi Hendrix?!? And a list of parodies with good-natured sources, blindz that involve some CHEMISTRY and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Holden's Twitch, NEW TOUUUUUUR DATES CUMMIN' UP ON LASTPODCASTNETWORK, Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet have been secretly in an age-appropriate relationship and now we all feel old, Kim Kardashian brings her puppy cop lovin' vocal fry abilities to American Horror Story, Jack Black's incredible music video for Peaches (which has nothin' to do with the 1996 song by The Presidents of the United States of America from the album The Presidents of the United States of America), it's Jackie (and the audience) v The Critics when it comes to The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Nick Cannon would be open to T. Swift being his lucky 13 sister wife and the absolute travesty of trying to surprise your kids when they don't know what you look like, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Leonardo DiCaprio dose James Cameron with PCP?!? And a list of commercials to search on YouTube while listening to this episode and blindz that follow an earlier thread! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

sock hopnounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANnoun: sock hop; plural noun: sock hopsa dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEK (SEE U SOON IN THE FLESHBAG), gOOp winning in the lowest stakes lawsuit to capture the publics attention, an extra positive April Real's Day Toast happening April 19th (on Holden's twitch) to help mend those broken spirits, a roundup of companies April Fool's Day stunts and the ones that made Jackie smile, the newest season of Love Is Blind and how the show is rapidly consuming the lives of all those around (not to mention THE Song) with bonus philosophical reflection upon the ramifications of Reality TV, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Tyler Perry Will Smith in A Silicone Mask??!? A list that's too good to get past the first one, blindz with a side dash of whatever Florence Pugh's grandmother uses to season her food, and SHOUTS!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a Herzog-esque "MJ Knefel Eats Their Own Hat" Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident trial (she lost half a day of skiing 😥), nine year old North West launching a skincare line (and not to be outdone Holden puts Wynnie to work), Romy Mars created a video masterpiece to rival her grandfather's, everyone wondering Y Grimes changes Exa Dark Sideræl Musk to ? Musk, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Orville Peck and Diplo be BANGIN'?!??A VERY superstitious list and BLIIIINDS. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING (EVEN THIS PODCAST), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT PART 2, Labrador Retrievers have been knocked back into their place by snuffin' frenchies and WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA???, GOOPs branded disordered eating and the ripple effect GP is trying to deny while she pumps the ozone up her butt, a potential serial pooper ends up taking a sad turn with a comment section that doesn't disappoint, Diplo bein' a proud ~vibe guy~ plus the positive impact it can have, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Jeremy Renner LIE about his recovery journey?!? Also a list that's not really what it says it is, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the in memoriam being moved to a QR code, COVID ruining MJs vaca, Holden banishes curses, Jackie gives a leech report, life in a post-Gronkie world (where was this one OSCARS), PEDROPASCALFEVER, Jason Momoa showin his butt, Holden thinks about gettin' a nub, BIG RANCH continuing it's march to total domination with the release of Ice Cream, slides and MORE!, MJ finally getting their Margaritaville Crocs, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is T-Swifts Biggest Fan Trying to TAKE OVER HER LIFE?!? Also an inedible list, blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end, Holden shares his favorite bad day song, the continued drama of Vanderpump Rules, the everlasting terror of MILF Manor, a look back a Newlyweds, SPITGATEUPDATE, the rise of Circumboob, American Girl Dolls making everyone feel old, in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Justin Bieber marry Hailey Baldwin for a GREEN CARD!?, a List full of side hustles, the Blindz AND SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden definitely not projecting his feelings about the MILF Manor massage mess, Cocaine Bear, a disheartening Gronkie update, Lewis Capaldi's dealing with tics from Tourettes during a live performance, a Liam Peeson update, a breakdown of Perfect Match crushes, a Lady Gaga dognapper asking where her money is, the dangers of pogoin', and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Rihanna pledge her baby to the Illuminati!?, a list Holden finds personally offensive, da blinds, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH, Holden being a very normal child and enjoying John Grisham, Kelly and Mark goin' LIIIIVE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Leonardo DiCaprio listen to headphones AND VAPE DURING SEX!? AND A crazy fan merch list, the blindz, and SHOUTZZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for moving with a pregnant woman, the wonders of Big Jackie's Fuck It Hats, Penn Badgley trying to clean up "You", Ezra Miller STILL playing The Flash, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Trump's Disney World Animatronic actually Hillary!? A List of times actors said "NO!", blindz, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sam Smith kickstarting the satanic cabals great war to end us all at the Grammys, what did Jen say to Ben!?, MJ takes us back to the darkest Groundhog Day EVER, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jay-Z a VIRGIN!? An award-winning List, Blindz, Shoutz, and MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibility of DILF Manor opening its doors to ensnare "barely legal brides", the soul crusher that is episode 3 of The Last of Us, MORE TOUR DATES??, the tragedy of M&M's not being boneable, the fallout from the Razzies nominating a child, Madonna needing her biopic to be GRITTY, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Hilaria faking the accent BECAUSE OF ALEC!? Da List, BLINDS and SHOUTZSZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the terrors found in MILF Manor, una actualización de HILARIA, more fallout from the Rust shooting, the Poopsie Slime Surprise and Black Eyed Peas feud, and da Oscar noms! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; The Tom Cruise plot THICCENS, DA LIST, AND THE BLIIIIINDZ!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' while PHYSICALLY IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEEEARS, we're all here to help Jackie with her PROOOBLEMS, turning back time with TBell, Martha Stewart's Not So Dry January VS Holden's Focus February VS May Of Mistakes, MJ gets 'Californication'ed, the Fuck-It Hat trend GROWS and SPREADS, Kanye rings those wedding bells again, Prince Harry's 'todger' story turning everyone pro-colonialism, the Jersey Shore song makin' us all do somethin' CRAAAAZY, Gwen Stefani really IS Japanese, the yahoo comment section giving gifts that keep on giving, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Lindsay Lohan have a KISS stand-in!? A bit of a sassy list, bLiNdZ and SHOOOUUUTZZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout how far into Rachael Raydom is too far, The Sims of Our Lives, how to bang a mermaid, A NEW LPN SHOW, a fresh batch of royal tea (including THE CURTSY), Alec Baldwin being a total simp for some woman named Hillary on Insta, Celine Dion being LEFT OFF the Rolling Stone 200 Greatest Singers of All Time list, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jung Kook from BTS the reincarnation of Princess Diana!? DA LIST, bLiNdZ and SHOOOUUUTZZ! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Holden and MJ are joined by Bucket Hat Jak to ring in the New Year, discuss the wonders to be seen in the side effects of experimental covid medications, Nepo babies, Hilaria Baldwin's new podcast, tales of Xmas and NYE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Anne Hathaway and her husband the reincarnations of William Shakespeare and his wife!? Not to mention an inhuman list, Blindzz and them SHOUTTZZZZZ Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's that time of year once more as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. Happy Holidays! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com The heaviside layer isn't nearly as nice as our Patreon page! Support us at Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week we're gossin' 'bout OG Papa Z's sicc ass bars, the blessed few who consume the weekend party pack of cigarettes without crippling addiction, a dose of Hot Dog Chat, R. Kelly's in-prison album drop and continued (unfortunate) existence, the horrors caused by an Espresso Martini at 1 am, Shania Twain updating That Don't Impress Me Much, Celine Dion's Stiff-Person Diagnosis, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Leonardo Dicaprio only date women who like farts?!, THE LIST, BLINDZ, AND SHOUTZZZZ!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.