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Ep 465Riverdale Roundup Ch. 103: Dreamscape Nightmare
EGuess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 464Ep. 444: How To Declutter Your Pet Count
EThis week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber's giant suit, Bruce Willis leaving acting due to his Aphasia, Martha Stewart's Instagram and the fate of her cat, Madonna's bizarre TikTok video and Jackie's beautiful TikTok tribute to Holden (Check it out on the Page 7 TikTok!), April 19th April Reals Day WITH MJ(!?!?!) over at HoldenatorsHo on Twitch, AND the Twilight REwatch-along this April 13th on OhnoitsJackie on Twitch! Finally, in celeb conspiracy corner; Tom Brady is a robot who fucks mattresses?! A fact filled list. the blinds and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 463Riverdale Roundup Ch. 101 & 102: It's Riverdale, Geoff!
EWe may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 462Ep. 443: But A Man Was Slapped
EThis week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, and more Oscars weirdness. Meanwhile, celeb conspiracy corner; Kid Rock's Body Double!? A bizarrely deadly list! The Blindz and SHOUTZ!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 461Ep. 442: Funky Beef Blasters
EThis week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in general, advancements in intimacy gels, the dangers of holding in farts & keeping the romance alive, Ye's Grammy performance ban, Holden's VillainsFest plans, Dolly Parton NOT being able to give up her Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nom, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Lea Michele CAN'T READ?! Also a Beef Blaster filled list, Them Blindz, and SHOUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 460Ep. 441: Kidcation
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned into a diamond?', the increasingly High School feeling downfall of Ye (with another appearance by LPN's 4 time Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che), Kim K's horrible take on work, Dolly Parton bowing out of her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Jameela Jamil have Munchausen syndrome!? A list for the slackers out there an......eh, you know the rest! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 459Ep. 440: All Hail The Ranch Lords
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale and The Batman, the Murder Mystery Stream on OhnoitsJackie sponsored by Stryx, the great crocs debate, MORE BIG RANCH, learnin' TikTok, Kanye posting that he's dead, the disaster zone that is the Love is Blind Season 2 reunion, IS IT A CAKE!?, the baffling upcoming filmographic experience Pussy Island, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Olivia Munn have a revenge baby!? A weirdly inspirational List, the Bliiinds and the ShOuTz! Don't forget to catch Jackie on the Fanaddicts podcast gossin' 'bout her burnin' love for polygamist reality shows! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 458Ep. 439: Karma with a K
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of the Ukraine's past voice role as Paddington Bear, the fallout of the SAG Awards not being canceled and the state of internet discourse in general, Jackie's Hidden Valley Ranch rabbit hole, the nonexistent trend of Skeleton Brunches, Matthew McConaughey's not hair transplant, R. Patts deciding his FF7 waifu, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is T. Swift going to release a previously scrapped pop rock album!? An outlandish yet real list, the blinds and them shoutzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 457Ep. 438: Garfield's Not Dead
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing McDonald's Land Characters, MJ's multiday House of Gucci experience, Britney Spears upcoming tell all book, MJ ponders how the pandemic changed reality tv, Christine from Sister Wive's new cooking show called "Cooking with JUST Christine", the troubling framing of "I am Shauna Rae", R. Batts lying it up all across the interview circuit, Judd Apatow daddin' it up on his daughters Instagram, Daniel Radcliffe being totally recognizable, and in celeb conspiracy corner; is Garfield DEEEAD!? And a list of what could have been, the Blindz and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 456Ep. 437: The Throw Up Edition
EIn this very special and very upsetting Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's trip to Florida, Julia Fox not crying since 1997, Kanye's continued spiral and it's supporting cast, Nick Cannon's continued obsession with spawning, the Batman Calzony, the amazing Super Bowl Halftime Show, our favorite Super Bowl commercials, and in celeb conspiracy corner; is Cheryl Blossom from Riverdale based on Quinn Fabray from Glee!? Also The List and SHOUTZ all while Jackie's hangin' with Mr. COVID! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 455Ep. 436: I Mean...Cosmic Sin
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout M I L K, the disaster that is the 2022 Olympics, the impending Super Bowl, Goop taking a chomp of THAT candle, Ariana Grande's impressive impression of Jennifer Coolidge, Oscar & Razzie Stories, NYU adding a class on Taylor Swift and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Dakota Johnson lock customers inside of a coffee shop!? Lastly, an anger filled list, blinds and Shoutz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 454Ep. 435: Nut 'n Strut
EThis week we’re gossin' 'bout the tragic lives and deaths of groundhogs, the shittiest months of the year and bad birthday timing, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's coming spawn, MJ’s Post Noro Glow, the cycle of love bombing Julia Fox has become entangled in, Kanye’s Hellish Rebuke of NFTs (but ask him later), Justin Bieber paying 3x the price for a monkey JPEG, Sean Penn needs to take a walk, Minnie Mouse dons a power suit, 58 year old Nic Cage FINALLY comes out as a GOTH, Nick Cannon's (potentially) creepy ass childrearing fetish and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Alexa Demie, from Euphoria, actually in her th-th-th-thirties!??! Also, a truly inspiring list, blinds and the shoutz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 453Ep. 434: We Accept Carnal Lust
EThis week we're mourning the passing of Meatloaf and pay tribute by gossin' 'bout Meatloaf doing anything for love (but getting pegged), the finer points of karaoke etiquette, Holden recalls his brothers descent into Young Life, M&M's going to horny jail but it's okay because they are now inclusive, Peter Dinklage (properly) rages at Disney on the WTF podcast, Julia Fox x Kanye West's couple name and her possible creepy obsession with Kim, the tasty new Oscar Mayer's bologna face mask, Neil Young pulls his music from Spotify and an unBIEBERable celeb conspiracy in the corner; Did Justin Bieber fake having Lyme Disease?! Not to mention is it deja vu?! No! It's a brand spankin' new phobia filled list, blinds and the shoutz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 452Ep. 433: Get Out Your Knee Extenders Boys!
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout the adventure of going to the furniture store, celebrity body part insurance policies, Holden's dark trumpet secrets, mailman hands, the When We Were Young Festival and its rip RWARin lineup, Daniel Radcliffe prepping to play Weird Al, Nicole Kidman responds to the feedback from her AMC ad, the rightful backflash regarding Melanie Lynskey's treatment on the set of Yellowjackets, the massive amount of tears shed to the newest season of Queer Eye, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is the CW hiding a secretly taped gay episode of the cult show Supernatural?! Also, Jackie insures your interest with a wild list, the blinds and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 451Ep. 432: #PorchGooseLife
EThis week we mourn the passing of Bob Saget and goss' 'bout what's okay to talk about regarding Spider-Man: No Way Home, how many movie trailers is too many, the vast differences between movie and TV people, Jackie and MJ having joined the cult of porch geese and discovered the wonders of Miles Kimball, Reese Witherspoon's habit list and Ina Garten's much more relatable one, breaking news regarding MGK and Megan Fox with a special Holden Reacts, the "unique" celebrity tribute to David Bowie for his 75th birthday, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Paris Hilton a nerd for ham radios?! Not to mention an inspiration filled list, blinds and the shoutz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 450Ep. 431: I Gotta Fart for a Living
EHolden and Jackie are joined by the fabulous Natalie Jean of LPN's SPUN as they mourn the loss of Betty White and goss' 'bout the ill-fated celebration and preparation for Betty White's 100th bday, OJ Simpson's cat's adventures, the risks and intricacies of selling jars of your own farts as learned by a certain 90 Day star, the worst NFT's ever made, the national treasure that is Miley Cyrus and her wardrobe malfunction, Andy Cohen's Iron Liver calling out Seacrest and other hot takes, Kim K unfollowing Miley on insta and Miley's uncomfortable public appearances and possible affair with Pete Davidson, Jackie's push for More Lamb 2022, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Prince Charles not being Prince Harry's real father?! Also an expressive list, the Blinds (minus one stolen one), and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 449Ep. 430: My Power to Ye
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout Holden's patented Sad Boy Christmas Birthday, reminiscing about the filmic experience of Cats ahead of the Twitch watch tonight, the intricacies and conspiracies of the ill-fated horoscopes, poor editing choices in music videos leading to some weird feelings, is Jackie the Charlie Browniest?, the misplaced rage we're filled with for the Harry Potter Tournament of Houses, Holden gets fired up about people on the Internet having a good time, the adorableness of Tom Holland and Zendaya and how it brings out Jackie's inner Linda, gooey squirty tasteable TV screens, Ye's new home inside Kim's cupboard, and in celeb conspiracy corner; The Curse of the Yellow Wiggle?! Also an unbelievable list, the blinds, and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 448Meowy Catsmas!
EIt's that time of year again as we revisit our favorite episode, meow meow meow. The heaviside layer isn't nearly as nice as our Patreon page! Support us at Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 447Riverdale Roundup Ch. 100: Riverdale State of Mind
EIt's time to take a trip to the Great Pop's Chocolate Shop in the Sky with our returning special guest Geoff! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 444Ep. 429: Have a Holly Jolly Kill Me
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout our special guest, Spaceman Jenkin's day to day space life, Snoop Dogg reading a frustrating list of Golden Globe nominations, the astounding accent work in House of Gucci, Time's Person of the Year, Tom Cruise's kinky annual 99 dollar cake gifting, Holden's very personal future holiday traditions, the drama around the recent Jeremy Strong profile and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Jackie a level 1 monster fucker?! Not to mention a tradition filled list, the blinds and shouts! Also, mark your calendar and join the gang as they turn Jackie's tears into a drinking game while watching and singing along to 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' over on Jackie's Twitch tonight, Dec 16th at 5pm PST/8pm EST! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 446Riverdale Roundup Ch. 99: We Call That Mindfulness and We're Thankful for That
EWhat's hard to understand? It's a simple generational curse. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 445Ep. 428: Grimm Badger's Dead Animal Christmas
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout the holiday spirit, Mariah Carey, scissors and a 60 POUND D&G gown extravaganza, Pete Davidson and MGK give a gentlemanly dissertation about the meat dangling between them legs, Jackie Vegas (and Vegas in general), Ree Drummond's what you expected Christmas movie, the status of famous Christmas movie homes, Cardi B's Whip Shots and her feelings towards our current political climate, the holy grail of 3 G's, Goops Gift Guide, going home for the holidays, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is the Queen DEAD?! Plus a list you can't write off! Special listener Meet Pukes and THE SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 443Riverdale Roundup Ch. 97 & 98: The Outback Steakhouse of CW Shows
Wow.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 442Ep. 427: Meet Puke
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout a certain timely set of shoes, ghosts of friends with Christmas past, the evolution/unchanging beast that is Hallmark Christmas movies, how many tears we shed for the Norwegian Postal Service Santa ad, the unlikely team up of Mariah Carey and McDonald's, Keanu continuing to be Keanu, Rhianna's new National Hero status, Lindsay Lohan's engagement, more Kim and Pete news, the Kid Rock (NOT WEIRD AL) newest abomination 'Don't Tell Me How to Live', and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Taylor Swift write Harry Potter fanfic!? Plus an (almost) killer list, them blinds, and THE SHOUTZ!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 441Riverdale Roundup Ch. 96: Put the Toad In Your Baby's Mouth
EFinally some girl orphans!Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 440Ep. 426: A 14 Minute Long Filmic Experience
EThis week Holden serenades us while Jackie and MJ are trapped in Taylor Swift Maximum Security Prison as we're gossin' 'bout the T. Swift re-releases, Adele's week being TAKEN AWAY FROM HER, the Twilight Zone feeling of the soon to be double Taylor Lautner fam, the INFAMOUS scarf from Red and Dionne Warwick's quest for truth, Chrissy Teigen's tone deaf Squid Game Party (she's also canceled, in case you didn't know) and John Legend turning into a tentacle monster of RAGE, the movie Spencer and it's baffling KFC tie in, the Heinz Gravy 'Floa-lloonicle' debuting this year, the juxtaposition of Holden buying family matching PJs while hating anything cutesy and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Katie Holmes lie about running the NYC marathon!? Not to mention a spoiler filled LIST, blinds and shout outs!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 439Ep. 425: Get Away from My Nectar!
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout the impending arrival of Christmas, Holden's ongoing emo phase and The Black Parade he's marching down his street, the tragedy at Astroworld, Guy Fieri officiating Kristen Stewart's wedding and how Jackie would handle him at her own, Cardi B meeting (other) celebrities, the actor for Barney's new business endeavors, Matt Berry as Garfield, The Island Boys and other TikTok Twins (including kissin' twins), and in celebrity conspiracy corner; is Marlon Brando Courtney Love's grandfather, plus the blinds, a list of douchey moves by abusive directors, and shouts!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 438Ep. 424: Cup Full of Dust
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout celebrity and beyond Halloween costumes, the horrors of (some) zoos, celebs who keep stealin' our style(!!!!), Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian HOLDING HANDS, the Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween concert, Timothée Chalamet's custom Xbox controller YouTube, Dune, Garfield being played by Chris Pratt and a certain internet comment that makes Jackie go HAM, Mariah Carey ending Halloween with a SMASH, when exactly to start Christmas season, Hamdy Canes and hot dog flavored candy canes, and in celebrity conspiracy corner; was John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler's marriage actually broken up by Timothée Chalamet!? Plus the blinds, a phobia filled list and the shouts!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 437Ep. 423: Hottieween
Happy Halloween Cutiez! This week we're discussing the baffling tragedy from the set of Rust, and then we’re gossin’ 'bout KJ Apa entering Holden’s realm with his mommy milk coffee, Megan Thee Stallion's ghoulishly gorgeous Pinhead Costume & Hottieween, Vin Diesel’s potential plot to walk Paul Walker's daughter down the aisle and Jackie’s specific pro-family stance, Ed Larson’s potential (tragic) reality show “12 Kids and Counting”, Martha Stewart and Yung Gravy’s unlikely collaboration, Lil Nas X’s Kidz Bopified Montero and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Phoebe Bridgers a psychic vampire!? Breaking News about Chris Evan's sex dungeon (turns out, it's not Cap). Also a frightfully fear filled List, and Blind Items with a hauntingly familiar pair of mustard stained pants!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 436Pop History: Halloween
EBOO! Are you scared? On this special holiday edition of Pop History we're diggin' up all things spooky about All Hallows' Eve!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 435Ep. 422: Now...I Don't Wanna Kink Shame, Alright
This week we're gossin' 'bout how EMO Jackie is about Twilight ending on the Page 7 Patreon (But don't fret, there's more soon and check out Jackie's Twitch on Wednesday, October 27th for the watch along of Breaking Dawn Part 2!), the modernization of Y: The Last Man, a Succession sex toy for the lusty, how we're feelin' 'bout the Kourtney x Travis engagement, the hazy meeting between Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, the Horrifying Halloween pairing of candy corn stuffed bratwurst and Grey Poupon wine, how NOT HORNY Batman makes MJ, the Life of Ye and His Horrifying Masks, Ben Kissel betraying Heathcliff and in our 69th (heh) Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Elon Musk's Sorcerer Breeding Program!? Also a truly Monstrous List, and some truly spooky dooky Blind Items!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 434Ep. 421: Lil Ragù & the Meatballs
EThis week we're gossin' 'bout Tom Cruise and his new face, the dropping standard of online articles, William Shatner boldly going where Captain Kirk has gone before (space), Bobby Flay's exit from the Food Network and how the Food Network Top Dog is still Guy Fieri, Demi Lovato's theory on the term Alien, the Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon cell phone spat, the new Scream trailer, Halloween Kills, and (you guessed it) BREAST MILK. Finally, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner, is Bobby Flay not actually a shitty guy!?Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 433Riverdale Roundup Ch. 95: You Know It's A Good Riverdale If You Are Screamin'
ESo long Season 5.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 432Ep. 420: Milking Flesh
EThis week Jackie is comin' in H A W T with a double song intro and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of breast milk (AGAIN), the looming IATSE strike and it's possible impact on the never ending flow of Hallmark Christmas Movies, what Lindsay Lohan has been up too (including her Furry NFT and plenty more), Andrew Lloyd Webber getting a dog to deal with the emotional trauma of Cats (2019), the all star 2022 Super Bowl Halftime Show lineup and the nostalgia it brings forth, Tom Cruise loses his Space Race with the Russians, MJ's possible Magnum Opus "Forget Me Scott". And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Pete Davidson and John Mulaney switch bodies!?Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 431Riverdale Roundup Ch. 94: I Wanna Like It, But I Do Not Like It
EIn the words of a wise person "It's a musical, so there's no plot".Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 430Ep. 419: We're Coming for Everybody Today, No One's Safe
EJoin us as we start this episode with BREAKING NEWS about the Britney Spears conservatorship and stay tuned for some hot goss’ about the disaster that is the casting for Mario, Eminem’s new restaurant appropriately(??) titled “Mom’s Spaghetti”, Grimes and Elon Musk head to Dumpsville, the Bernie Sanders Halloween costume and Jackie's feelings towards it, Nicolas Cage getting kicked out of a Vegas bar and Jackie finally watches the Matrix! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Beyoncé actually Italian!?Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 429Riverdale Roundup Ch. 93: Give Us Arrow Slinging Lesbian Witches, Please
The dream team reunites at last!Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 428Ep. 418: One Maniac and Two Very Tired Parents
EThis week we are gossin' 'bout the masterpiece that is Montero, the wonders (and horrors) of breastfeeding, Ranch Crocs and beyond, the disappointing Emmy's, the amazing queer country of Orville Peck's cover of 'Fancy' and Lil Nas X's cover of 'Jolene', Elvira coming out, as well as the most adorable kidnapping ever. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Tommy Wiseau D. B. Cooper!? We also have the List, Blinds, and SHOUTS!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 427Riverdale Roundup Ch. 92: Booby Booby Booby, We See the Dead Young Men
ETHE BEES.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 426Ep. 417: My Name's Holden, I Like Sandwiches
EThis week marks the triumphant return of Poppa Life McNeely and we goss' 'bout Britney deactivating her baffling Instagram, the VMA's, including Conor McGregor and Machine Gun Kelly's confusing "interaction" and MGK's face suckin' PDA with Megan Fox. We also cover the best and worst of the Met Gala, as well as hints of a Kimye reunion and Met Gala themed BLINDS. Finally, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck a SHAM?!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 425Riverdale Roundup Ch. 91: WHERE ARE THE MOTHMEN!?
Thank god we got an all musical episode this time and not something with any of that pesky "plot".Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 424Ep. 416: I Don't Want You to Put Your Horny on My Dune
EThis week we are joined by the Mugshot Roastmaster himself, Ed Larson from The Brighter Side, as we goss' bout Jackie's continued downfall into Sopranos obsession, the tragic death of Michael K. Williams, Tyra Banks new SMiZE Cream, including a flavor that seems very familiar, and the fact that before he was a giant shark Stallone was just a man with mustard stained pants and a hatred for Richard Gere, the list, shout outs and in Celebrity...Movie?...Conspiracy Corner; The fact that Forest Gump died at the beginning of the movie?!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 423Riverdale Roundup Ch. 90: You're Not in the United States Anymore, You're in RIVERDALE
MJ got stuck minin' for palladium this week so Jackie and Goth Daddy talk about the true antagonist of the entire series... Carbon Monoxide Poisoning.Need more hot goss'? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 422Ep. 415: The Ultimate Sibling Sin
EThis week we got Big PawPaw Henry Zebrowski sitting in for Daddy Holden Legs an' goss’ bout what it was like to interview Candice DeLong for the LPN Show, the potential dog loving serial killer who hit on Jackie, the fallout from He's All That, the tactical work to take down BJ Novak's playa antics, F-Boy Island, the confusing potential familial triad of Jason Momoa, Lenny Kravitz and Channing Tatum, the equally bizarre and problematic Phantom of the Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Kanye West, and in a special Zebrowski related Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Joan Crawford cursed the name of Pepsi?!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 421Riverdale Roundup Ch. 89: If There's Not More Kissing I'm Gonna Flip Out
This week we get down in them trenches.Need more hot goss'? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 420REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1997
EGrab your Tamagotchi and get ready to REEEEEEWIIIIIND you Tamobitchies, we're divin' into the late great year of 1997!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 419Riverdale Roundup Ch. 88: I Did It All For The Palladium!
This week we come to the shocking conclusion that Riverdale is in New York, but not THAT Riverdale in New York.Need more hot goss'? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Ep 418Ep. 414: Aww Shucks, Ma'am
EThis week we are joined by Ed Larson of The Brighter Side and How America Killed My Mother fillin' in for Holden while he gets his Daddy on! We goss 'bout the probably not needed celebrity cover of New York State of Mind, hermit crabs are horny for plastic, Foo Fighters try to battle Westboro Baptist Church WITH ROCK, Jackie and Henry have the saddest childhood pets, the sucky backlash from Lizzo and Cardi B's Rumors, Brendan Fraser's triumphant return to Hollywood, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Anne Hathaway married to... SHAKESPEARE!? As well as the list and shouts!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 417Pop History: Dirty Dancing
ENobody puts Page 7 in the corner! This week we explore the history of the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ep 416Riverdale Roundup Ch. 87: Get Your Brothers Corpse Out Of Your Estate!
ETake a break from remote learning it's time for RIVERDALEEEEEEEEEEE!Need more hot goss? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.