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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Empress of Thanksgiving has decreed it's time to get sloppy with Hot Frosty! HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to grab your RumChunka and check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7, MJ confirms to King Lord Holden and Jackie that Golden Bachelorette always opens on sad weeping men, Jackie thanks those who recommended the upcoming "Later Daters", MJ and Holden defend themselves against the lies spread about them regarding Sea Shanties, Holden threatens to X-POZE Jackie on not feelin' Thanksgiving this year and attempt to fix it, Jackie will be offering her account ohnoitsjackie up to the Ban Gods on twitch to host this years Macy's Parade stream (6am pst/9am est!) cause of Holdens strike for the Oscars stream and MJ will be droppin' by, so it's that time of year to get 3 RumChunkas deep before lunch! Holden speaks to having a very sad day to have a birthday much like the former 3rd host of P7, Martha Stewart want's to have a different documentary made (despite the fact everyone seems to love this one), and channels her documentary rage into takin' down Miss Piggy in a fit of icy anger, Chicken Shop Date also did a very sweet and entertaining Muppets episode with Elmo, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo seem like they are so done with the Wicked press tour and can't be excited for Part II's rollout next year, and Dax Shepard isn't helping with his questions like "HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS?". In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird? Part II, and on The List: times costars working relationships were so fraught that they reportedly did not want to appear on camera together, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV "Golden Bachelorette" is wrapping up, much like the lives of the sadness goblins on the show BUT WILL WE GET THE TELEVIZED WEDDING!? Jackie continues the transition out of 31 for 31, Holden's making Mean Girl-esque plans to sabotage the group of 'California Dads' at Wynnie's school so he's no longer the "fat" one, MJ brings dark news of the Chuck E Cheese near them droppin' booze of the menu, Jackie had a true kino filmic experience with M Night's "OLD" and surely will one day recover from another Shyamalanian twist, Holden and MJ report back their thoughts on "Deadpool & Wolverine"! Jackie is all caught up on "House of Villains" till the new episode drops, and Holden is ready for more NEW YORK after finishing his "Flavor of Love 2" watch along on Twitch! MJ and Jackie hear the call to return to "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" but aren't sure they want to answer to call. Holden is the only one still workin' on "Agatha All Along", but everyone can agree it's amazing, plus Jackie gives a brief review of "Heretic" from the theatre and more!!! Golden Bachelorette - HuluOld - PeacockDeadpool and Wolverine - Disney+House of Villains Season 2 - PeacockAgatha All Along - Disney+Heretic - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski the Sexist Man Alive, Holden gives a brief rundown of Noor Alfallah and her habit of bonin' men so old they could turn to dust at any moment, Jackie decided to spread the sadness of the Golden Bachelorette far and wide by forcing everyone to read an article about how lonely seniors are now, Mariah has to listen to her own music to bang, and Carey is on her Christmas tour and her kids are intermission performers, so it's a fully Careymerssive event! There was a Dev Patel lookalike contest, but he didn't show up like thimethee did, Jackie has begun the ritual and crafted her first Turkey dinner of the season, Mattel's Wicked doll boxes have a WICKEDLY SALACIOUS PRINTING ERROR, plus much like the musical also feature a lot of girl girl action, and Jackie's gettin' pumped for the real Wicked movie while Holden's itching to see it with a nona, any nona! Ariana Grande is trying to save the Tower of Terror in Orlando and it's swaying Jackie, but Holden REFUSES TO BOW TO HER despite Jackie having inside word she's super nice, which brings us to a COUNTERPOINT CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY CORNER - YES JACKIE, ARIANA IS STILL EVIL plus a list of times celebrities volunteered information that we really really did not need to know, Blindz and SHOUT OUTSSSSS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Week on Talkin' TV, Jackie and MJ almost derail everything by tryin' to talk books, including the book on which Six Schizophrenic Brothers was based, but Holden brings it back to the screen with his review of Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" and then it comes back to the 1993 Pauly Shore classic "Son In Law" as all paths in life do. Jackie makes a plea to the fans for some Christmas horror movie recommendations, and gives her thumbs up to "Emperor's New Groove" after not seeing it during her rebellious teen years. Max brings the dark takes of Florida nationwide with "It's Florida, Man" which gives a hilarious and horrifying visual reminder of how stupid people truly are, Jackie finally watched the movie "Bad Trip" and enjoyed it far more than she expected despite her hatred of pranks, Holden chunkin' up the new Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour and is watching a baseball documentary, which instantly makes Jackie audibly upset, unless it's the one about Dock Ellis pitching a 0 hitter on acid. MJ admits they owe Martha Stewart an apology after watching "Maratha", Jackie finished Penguin and having no Bats convinces the Bat-Burnt out Holden to give Penguin a chance, Jackie goes back to Taskmaster and Taskmaster Jr, plus this week of Talkin' TV wraps up with a journey back into the crypt of sadness known as the Golden Bachelorette! Thanksgiving - NetflixEmperor's New Groove - Disney+It's Florida, Man - MaxBad Trip - NetflixThe Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox - NetflixNo No: A Dockumentary - PeacockMartha - NetflixPenguin - MaxTaskmaster Series 17- Youtube, Channel 1Junior Taskmaster - Youtube, Channel 1Golden Bachelorette - Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 Holden, Jackie, and MJ discuss Jackie gettin' eyeboned by an Uber driver blasting "Wasn't Me" while in Vegas, where she saw the magical warlock Mr. Piffles and his arcane master Piff The Magic Dragon while sippin' on a liquid headache, MJ Kicks off tales of Heidi Klum Halloweens past and Halloween present including her and Janelle Monáe both wearing E.T. costumes this year, while Jackie talks of the several breakdowns on her path to transforming into an amazing Greta Gremlin! MJ warns Holden against the dangers of metal straws and children, as Holden channels his hatred of endangered turtles and love of disposable straws into art. Mariah Carey, freed from her ice tomb beneath the surface of the moon, claims "It's time" and has begun to attempt to spread a virulent strain of holiday cheer via Mariah's Holiday Bar in five major US cities (which sadly for Jackie and Holden does not include LA), and Raffi, the man who brought us "Banana Phone" is on the search for love and MJ pleads not to be too vulgar about Raffi as he is a sexless being transcendent of light. Plus Campbells Soup is makin' savory candles and Jackie may fall prey to a stuffing scented candle while also making a plan to become a snackfluencer via a livestreamed Holden torture session on the next LPN Funhouse! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why Must Beyonce Always Be Thanked?!?! Big thanks to Queen Bey btw, then over on the LIST; Actors that had to dye their hair or change their appearance in order to get the roles they actually wanted! The Blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks episode with a sobbing man (again) to get us all in the saddest of moods now that 31 for 31 has ended and the annual crack has appeared in the ice that encases Mariah 'The Great Turkey Eater' Carey til the beginning of the Christmas season thus causing all of us to forget about THANKGIVING, Jackie heads off to the Boiling Isles to take in the magic of THE OWL HOUSE, and speakin' of witches Holden, Jackie, and MJ give an update on their Agatha All Along progress and there is BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF LOVE IS BLIND like not literally but OOO BOI IT'S A SLOPPY SLOPPITY MESS of a reunion episode. And keepin' with drama, Holden keeps headin' into the House of Villains, plus he also finally sat down with some steak and wine to enjoy 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' to meh reception, despite still being better than the last few Tim Burton films. Jackie can't find a place to watch the new Martha doc for free, but she's seen plenty of the fallout, and to fully end 31 for 31 Jackie ends her horror movie marathonin' with Anora! Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Owl House - Disney+Agatha All Along - Disney+Love is Blind Season 7 - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - YoutubeLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMartha - NetflixAnora - IN THE THEAHTAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden went with networks own editor Rob and the coulrophobia riddled Jake Young (WizBru and THE FLOOR) to see blood drenched evil demon clown led Terrifier 3, and Jackie's trying out some Fidget Puddy, aka SLIME! Jackie's true Halloween nightmare came to life with MISSING HOT DOGS at Costco and Knott's Scary Farms. Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition in Washington Square Park and attracts more than just admirers and it's THE POLICE, as well as possibly births an upcoming Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition, and a comment from MJ which leads to some Rat Boy vs Weasel Man discourse. Tom FishFucker Cruise is trending and THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE PAGE 7 FROM BEING THE TRUE WHISTLEBLOWERS!! Jackie's chompin' at the wishbone for that Turkey Time as November approaches, Mariah Carey gets told NOT YET in her get out and vote promo, Stevie Nicks gave an amazing interview to Rolling Stone in which she told Katy Perry to STAY OFF THE INTERNET while giving Chappell Roan a warning to not burn themselves out early due that INSANE schedule. Speaking of Chappell, they called out that photographer AGAIN, this time at Olivia Rodrigo's movie premiere, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Vin Diesel and The Rock Secret Agents (But NOT Lovers)?!?! On The List - Celebrities who say they've lived in real haunted houses and it's got MJ asking some questions, Blindz and MOOOORE ON THIS HAUNTING HALLOWEeEeeEEeEEeEN!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie kicks things off with some terrifying tales of the grave from Golden Bachelorette, while Holden comes with a plan to cull all the parents of Golden Bachelorette contestants to avoid them dying during an episode and make it even more depressing somehow, Jackie finally got to see Orville Peck making her and MJ Peckin' cousins, everyone on Love is Blind continues to be a moron and we'll soon get an update on the insane drama in the upcoming reunion episode, MJ is getting spooky with Midsommar and Children of the Koᴙn plus Holden and Jackie's hype for Terrifier has MJ interested but all that sloppy slimy gore has 'em apprehensive! What We Do In The Shadows returns for a final crepe season, Nosferatu is arriving this xmas and looks amazing, and MJ is taking the kids through classic Treehouse of Horror episodes, Jackie gives out some cheers and jeers, plus even more! Golden Bachelorette - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMidsommar - MaxChildren of the Corn - AMC+Terrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHWhat We Do In The Shadows - HuluTreehouse of Horror - Disney+Tourist Trap - Peacock Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 we're talkin' 'bout Diddy and JLo havin' people believing in the illuminati as MJ and Holden feel bad for ol' Jenny from the Block, Jackie brings news of North West's rizzling her mom with a couture Skibidi Toilet chain as well as the impending opening of a slime store at her local mall, Ariana Grande needs to provide RECEIPTS for her Elvira snub and her eyerolling non-apology statement, Cynthia Erivo is very upset by a fan edit of the Wicked poster removing her eyes cause the eyes are the windows to the house of the soul, Holden gets spooked by MJs house of haunted balloons and a cats tail, and Andrew Garfield went on 'Chicken Shop Date' and it was adorbz, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Shakira unable to lie because she is a WOODEN DOLL?! The List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV, Jackie once again opens the tome of sorrow known as the Golden Bachelorette and it continues to unleash a stream of depression as well as mournful cries from from Holden and MJ, Martha Stewart calls out both the Golden Bachelors AND Ina Garten and Jake Young from Wizbru's journey on The Floor continues on for at least another week and he even gets an chant from the audience! Holden brings up how the Netflix doc about the Menendez Brothers shows just how flawed the Ryan Murphy series is, and Jackie keeps it sad by recommending the total tearjerker The Wild Robot. Jackie finally finishes Gravity Falls and MJ gets Holden excited for getting to watch shows with Wynnie as she gets older, Jackie recommends Demons to but MJ worries Gideon ain't up for it. MJ had to space the OG Salems Lot out across 4 nights as it's 183 minutes, and also talk about their love for the Halloween series, and Jackie and Holden can't wait for them to get to Season Of the Witch! Jackie also comes in last minute with a few classic recommendations including Fright Night, as well as Vanessa 5000 and even more on this Talkin' TV! Golden Bachelorette - HuluGastronauts - DropoutThe Floor Season 2 - Fox, HuluThe Menendez Brothers - NetflixThe Wild Robot - IN THE THEATAHHHHGravity Falls - Disney+Penguin - MaxDemons - ShudderThe Wicker Man (1973) - Amazon PrimeFright Night - MaxSalem's Lot (1974) - MaxVanessa 5000 - Dropout Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 Holden wants to watch an ape give cunnilingus to another ape (who doesn't tbh), Jackie's feelin' herself to Ashnikko, and thankfully her fam is doin' fine but still without power due to ole Milton, MJ's got the lip reader transcript of Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek's incredibly awkward encounter at a Balenciaga! show, once again there is Chappell Roan banter about pressures of fame as well as her TikTok's from this past weekend, Olivia Rodrigo got to meet Pesto the penguin so please send it to Holden and he'll tell you her falling in that pit was karma for meeting such a wretched beast, MJ GOT HIS ORVILLE PECK TICKETS! Jessica Chastain publicly tweeted out about her refund not being enough for her TV not working on her Jetblue flight and people on Twitter got maaaaaad (at Jessica ofc), Raw Dawgin' flights is the new trend no one asked for, but lets hope it leads to some personal self reflection, Mariah Carey REFUSES to be seen under overhead lighting, but that's not stopping her from getting the 30th anniversary of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' ready to drop like a nuclear weapon, Jackie Stewart's slinging turkey tips even tho IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, JACKIE, Burger King introduces A BIG SLOPPY DIP CUP of Hidden Valley Ranch, finally a ranch cup fit for a WHOPPER...Over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Secret Lives of Mormon Wives a PSY OP and an ad from BIG SODA TO KEEP US IN THEIR SUGARY CLUTCHES!?!? A List of unbelieve facts about pop music and the weirdos that make it, Holden comes in at the last moment with info on the new T Swift Era Tours Book to much roasting, the Blindz and even MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV things are gettin' spOoOooOooky and sad as they talk more 31 fer 31 that includes a gush from Jackie about the Terrifier trilogy spooking her enough to enter her nightmares, then gives her approval on VHS Beyond and MJ's 31 fer 31 includes Jennifer's Body but only after nerding out on some essays about it first, Holden's got some catching up to do to meet Jackie and MJ when it comes to Love is Blind's icky sticky SCANDALS! MJ had to bend the knee on The Golden Bachelorette, something many of the contestants have only dreamed of doing since 2014, and Holden also chooses to stop, leaving Jackie alone in a grey garden of loss and sorrow. Jackie absolutely LOVES the new Netflix romcom series "Nobody Wants This" MJ has thoughts regarding the way Judaism is portrayed, but still found it relatable and charming! Jake Young from WizBru is currently on the game show THE FLOOR on Fox!! Jackie reveals she will release her 31 for 31 and MORE! Terrifier - PeacockTerrifier 2 - Amazon PrimeTerrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHVHS Beyond - ShudderJennifer's Body - Peacock, HuluLove is Blind Season 7- NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - NetflixThe Floor Season 2 WITH JAKE YOUNG- Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are gettin' weird and wooly in here as they're talking about the slog disaster that is Joker 2, Ina Garten not telling us enough nuclear secrets in her book, Ariana Grande took a lie detector test and the rumor could be true that she doesn't believe in the moon landing, Megalopolis hit Jackie over the head with it's total insanity, Airheads came out with a scented foot spray to fRiGhTeN aWaY tHe BaD sMeLlS oOOOOoOooOoOOOooOOO!! MJ had a great time at their reunion and went to a real life midwest MALL! Dua Lipa is a fucking monster who drinks Diet Coke with Pickle Juice and Jalapeños, which gives MJ a flashback to Lindsey Lohan's disgusting as it sounds Pepsi and milk combo "Pilk", MomTok rises from the ashes of Kolob as SLoMM gets a second season over at Hulu, Holden shouts out Dick's Last Resort, a concept which makes MJ and Jackie want to cry at the thought of what would be said to them, Celine Dion teams up with the NFL for a Sunday Night Football promo and Spirit Halloween forces Jackie to process her HAWK TUAH ANGER due to their release of Hawk Tuah costumes, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Taylor Swift Murdered by her EVIL TWIN!?!?! On The List - Times Actors were so desperate for a role they begged, bargained and PLEADED! The Blindz and more on this week's Page 7. Stay safe out there! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden Jackie and MJ got some 31 fer 31 talk, the fallout from the new Menendez Brothers show from Ryan Murphy, the new Salem's Lot really does nothing the TV series already did, Joker 2 is a total boring lengthy disaster, and Megalopolis is a hilarious nonsensical glorious mess. Uzumaki's suffers from a drastic downward spiral in animation quality with it's second episode, spurring an executive to explain the slip in a now deleted tweet. Holden is feeling Spooky Season and recommends 2022's Talk to Me, and the Golden Bachelorette continues to be a graveyard of sadness filled with depressed ghosts, Love is Blind returns and brings so much unnecessary drama to contestants being possibly not rail thin white people, and Jackie gives Nobody Wants This a shot and is fairly impressed! All that, and more on this week's Talkin' TV Monsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixSalem's Lot (2024) - MaxJoker: Folie a Deux - IN THE THEATAHHHHHMegalopolis - IN THE THEATAHHHHHUzumaki - NetflixTalk to Me - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ are all mourning in one way or another, be it the loss of Kris Kristofferson, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, or witnessing the Tomatometer rating for Hook, Holden claims to be the subject of a deepfake making him appear to not care about Maggie Smith's death, Jackie declares war on Christian Girl Autumn, Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock being the absolute best pile of trash named Marjorie, Jackie unveils a cat face bikini top to begin her descent into Siwadom, Jackie's starting the Terrifier franchise for her 31 for 31 and MJ is aimin' for 15 for 31, The Detroit Bridgerton Ball is a flop, but at least the single stripper who was hired as entertainment was talented and Jackie gets BREAKING NEWS of "American Pickers" Star Frank Fritz's untimely death! MJ stands as boldly and strongly as Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair after being outted as an Ancient Alien Head, and Lana Del Rey ties the knot with that swamp crawlin' gator man,and over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Katy Perry Cursed by NUNS!??!, in The List - Celebrity slipups on social media that revealed way more than they ever intended, Blindz and Shoutzzzzz!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, Jackie, and MJ get into the gut-wrenching yet hilarious road trip captured in Will and Harper, causing everyone to reflect on their own experiences in rural areas of America, The Golden Bachelorette should just be named SAD MEN BEING SAD AND MAKING EVERYONE SAD! Adult Swim helps bring master horror manga creator Junji Ito's Uzumaki to the small screen with a 4 part series currently spiraling it's way onto Max. Jackie will scream it from the rooftops, WATCH THE SUBSTANCE, it has a great twist you WON'T see coming, MJ throws a call out for YOUR FEELINGS on the new Ryan Murphy incest show "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story." Jackie gives fat suited gross foot Colin Farrell as the Penguin a chance and loves it, and Holden's throwing out his rec of Netflix's new Vince McMahon doc "Mr. McMahon", Jackie slaps on down her rec of the new Saturday Night Live biopic "Saturday Night", while MJ is still lovin' Agatha All Along and MORE! Will and Harper - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluUzumaki - NetflixThe Substance - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHMonsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixPenguin - MaxVince Mcmahon - NetflixSaturday Night - IN THE THEATAHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits what's left of RFK Jr., and his wormbride Cheryl Hines is making candles and sellin' them at an L.A. farmers market, Bug Hall takes time away from huffing duster to scutter out from obscurity to vomit sexism against his own daughters on twitter, Ina Garten reveals there was a time when she left the Lord of Fire Island, Jeffrey, to like four or five peoples dismay, Martha Stewart does NOT like that Netflix spent so much time on her trial and prison sentence, Eric Roberts publicly apologizes for talkin' weird shit about his sister and family, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Trump A Massive Swiftie!?!? A List filled with celeb name change backstories, the Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In this weeks Talkin' TV Holden's feeling the spOoOoky season with Lisa Frankenstein and Jackie conjures up her horniness for Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn watching Agatha All Along, and MJ ponders if the new season of Interview with the Vampire is worth paying for AMC+. More Momtoktalk as MJ and Jackie recap the final episode of SLoMM and how gross Jennifer Affleck's relationship comes across, and in keeping with weird religious relationships - the season premiere of SISTER WIVES dropped on Max. The Golden Bachelorette had MJ BIG SAD and it's an absolute (wrinkly) sausage fest, Newest season of The Circle is out and it's gettin' trickier and Jackie gets slurped into Culinary Clash Wars, plus more! Lisa Frankenstein - Amazon PrimeAgatha All Along - Disney+Interview with a Vampire - AMC+Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluSister Wives - Max, Discovery +The Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Circle - NetflixCulinary Clash Wars - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout two famous songs that are both about Rosana Arquette, Dave Grohl keeps havin' more and more confessions to make, the newest Jane's Addiction tour ending abruptly with an on stage nonsensical old man fight. Some VMA chat including Jackie givin' it up for Space Lifeform kissin' Sabrina Carpenter, T SWIFT FINALLY ENDORSED KAMALA after the Debate and it has D Trump using ALL CAPS on Truth Social while Ben & Jerry's is celebratin' with a custom flavor for Kamala, the Emmys were boro snoro this year. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Steven Seagal movies money laundering schemes for Russian oligarchs?! On The List - Actors that lied about accents, talents, injuries and MORE to their directors and producers, da Blindz and EVEN MORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie talk bout an alternative future where Russia won the space Race in For All Mankind, Jackie is feelin' Sunny, and there's even more drama in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Momtok infestation of Jackie's algorithm. Holden gives a very positive final review of Dream Academy! MJ gives a review of the new to them sitcom, Kevin Can Fuck Himself and Jackie straps on her storm chasin' cap and heads into the eye of In the Eye of the Storm, and My Old Ass is an amazing movie, but it is NOT a comedy, and more! For All Mankind -Apple+Sunny - Apple+The Secret Wives of Mormon Wives - HuluPopstar Academy - NetflixKevin Can F Himself- NetflixIn the Eye of the Storm - Max, Discovery+My Old Ass- IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's going to save pop music, and Kim Kardashian apparently already has social media contracts for her children because, of course she does, Chappell Roan is havin' a time and is NOT feelin' H&M. It's the first episode since confirmation that JLo and Batffelck are DONESO and Holden argues IT IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD, MJ, $ick Crypto McNeely and Jackie's pleas are heard as HOURS after this Taylor finally endorsed Kamala. We're through the looking glass in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Bennifers Divorce; DID DIDDY DO IT!? And a List that seems tailor made for Page 7 - Old Hollywood Facts That Aren't Dark or Sad, Just INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are finally healed of their Chimp Crazyness as Tonia Haddix and Tonka's insane journey ends, Hulu's "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" shows a saucy side of Mormonism you won't hear about from Ole' Moroni and covers the cleanup after a massive tea spill upsets their community. Holden recaps Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE on Netflix which chronicles Geffen and HYBE creating a global girl group, Jackie reports back from the theatah that Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice delights, and to keep and eye out for Strange Darling! Max dropped a two episode doc on the making of The Sopranos titled "Wise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos" and MORE! Chimp Crazy - MaxSecret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluPop Star Academy: KATSEYE - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - TheatahStrange Darling - TheatahWise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos - Max Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's summer break at LPN, so what better time to watch a marriage burn out by watching The Greatest Love Story Never Told! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7, it's SUMMA VACAY! Join Jackie, Holden and MJ as they read YOUR Where's the Beach?! moments while the LPN crew is out creating their own! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this Page 7 Holden, MJ, and Jackie, joined by a surprise spider guest host goss' 'bout the "bumpy" PR crisis Blake Lively is currently trapped within, which may have to do with "It Ends with Us" director Justin Baldoni, MJ fills everyone in on Colleen Hoover, the author of the book the movie is based on's other beach read worthy works, NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams are STILL STUCK IN SPACE AT THE ISS AND WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT?! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lana Del Rey A Woman Cursing WITCH!? On the List: BTS stories from iconic romcoms and they are RIDIC ADORBZ!! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, MJ, and Jackie are goin' CHIMP CRAZY for Director Eric Goode's newest project on Tonia Haddix, MJ is still travelin' and seeing family, and Jackie gets back into Love Off the Grid. Holden and Jackie tell an insane and traumatic tale of Facilitated Communication and the doc Tell Them You Love Me, Holden reports that the Crow (1994) holds up, and Jackie continues to rock AMC Stubs to see Alien Romulus, MJ fills us in on the deep sadness of Taken Together, a brief discussion of who's who in Dr Who, and comic book movie continuity, or lack thereof, and MOOOORE on this edition of Talkin' TV! Chimp Crazy - MaxLove off the Grid Season 2 - MaxTell Them You Love Me - NetflixThe Crow - Amazon PrimeAlien: Romulus - IN THE THEATAHHHHThousandaires - DropoutTaken Together - MaxStarve Acre - Amazon Prime Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the Raygun and all the Breakin' drama while NOT celebrating turning 37, Hawk Tuh girl has own comedy tour and everyone is finding out she's outta material, Flavor Flav continues to spread positivity by giving Jordan Chiles a bronze clock, a Tom Cruise masked Tom Cruise makes a less than thrilling stunt during the Closing Ceremony, Holden fires shots at RHCP and Jackie bows to the Golden Voyager. Holden and Jackie call out California's plan to get reliable public transportation set up by the 2028 Olympics, Celine Dion REBUKES Trumps use of My Heart Will Go On, Taylor Swift announces a deal with Swarovski to give a crystal gift to ticket holders effected by the canceled shows due to the foiled terror plot, and Blake Lively stuns in a Versace dress that Britney Spears once wore. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Zac Efron Cursed by Someone WHO CAN'T READ?! And in The List - Bits of Hollywood History That Deserve Their Own Documentary, da Blindz, Shout outs and MOOOORE Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ (broadcasting live from a cabin in the woods) are gossin' 'bout the dark new season of Unsolved Mysteries leading MJ to want to let their kids know they can pursue a career in the arts as a severed head recreator, the Olympics may be over but everyone is obsessed with Raygun, House of the Dragon Season 2 ends leaving an amazing set up for Season 3, Holden reveals the massive amount of GoT spin-offs that are waiting in the wings, MJ continues their plague era fantasies with The Decameron, Jackie's continuin' to explore the dark depths of YouTube Video Essays, Holden can't get enough Critical Role after researching it for an upcoming WizBru Ep, Mommy vloggers are in shambles now that they will have to pay their gremlins, and Jackie bares witness to a JoJo Siwa filmic experience, Cuckoo delights Jackie and Geoff, and Jackie reports that Heavyweights still holds up after 19 years (ofc), and more!!! Unsolved Mysteries Season 4 - Netflix (OG episodes, Youtube)House of the Dragon Season 2The Decameron - NetflixSocial Anxiety Horror by Super Eyepatch Wolf - YoutubeCritical Role - YoutubeThe Legend of Vox Machina - Prime VideoMatt Rife: Lucid - A Crowd Work Special - NetflixThe Influencer - Netflix#AMFAD All My Friends Are Dead - Prime VideoCuckoo - IN THE THEATAHHHHHeavyweights - Disney+Hellboy - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are gossin' 'bout being here.... now.... and forever, the new SAAAAUCY Billie and Charli XCX single, shouts to Chappell Roan for having the largest Lollapalooza crowd EVER and for taking down her gross ex in front of it, Kamala Announced her very brat VP pick, Snoop Dogg and Martha are BFFs and she explains fancy horse dancing to him. Everyone at the Olympics is makin' and tradin' pins, STRONGASS Rugby player Ilona Maher shuts down BMI bullshit and ends with a perfect roast, and more Olympic talk ranging from Imane Khelif being bullied by weird bigots to MJs babies trying to recreate Olympic gymnastics on the couch with some not so Olympic landings to a pole vaulter wackin' his magnum dong off the bar, Giorgia Villa has sponsorship with BIG PARMESAN, Tom Cruise has a boring ass sad diet, and in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Sam Levinson rip off Euphoria!? A list full of times celebs acted reeeeally privileged, spoiled or demanding! Blindz and the SHOUTZZZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden are gossin' 'bout Garfield and the bottom feeder known as Heathcliff, video essays, the newest season on Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix is BRUTAL, Holden has to hunt for FBoy Island on the CW app and the app is a highly frustrating mess that blasts yer ears out on the ads, the Amish dude on Forbidden Love is addicted to phone porn and keeps running away from his pregnant woman to jerk it in their car to porn and another one is just casually converting to Orthodox Judaism because it's obvs that easy, MJ's kids are calling out 90's for their MEANNESS, Jackie hops across the pond for 90 Day Fiancé UK, and in 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way a couple is probably about to destroy their lives RV life style, and Trap delivers that M. Night flavor in a way that only Shyamalan can and MOOOORE! What The Internet Did to Garfield - Super Eyepatch Wolf YoutubeUnsolved Mysteries Season 4 - NetflixForbidden Love Season 1 - MaxNot Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation - Amazon PrimeThe Decameron - Netflix90 Day Fiance: UK Season 3 - Max90 Day Fiance: The Other Way Season 6 - MaxTrap - IN THE THEATAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie and MJ are all about the US Women's Olympic Gymnastic team, while Holden declares himself an ally of the Glorious People's Republic as they goss' 'bout the Opening Ceremonies and the amazing finale featuring Celine Dion's incredible return to public performance as well as the "satanic" performance featuring Gojira and a dinner party that got a lot of people upset, Snoop Dogg does the crip walk while holding the joint shaped Olympic torch during the march to light the fire, Jackie can't make the list ALL sex things ALL the time, so she's THRUSTING IN a mini-list of Olympic sexcapades! Lady Gaga, whose Olympic performance had to be prerecorded because of rain, may have dropped she's engaged again. Holden goes over his Comic-Con experience, which includes Robert Downey Jr. being included in the MCU (again), and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The REAL Reason Why Tom Cruise Does His Own Stunts and a list full of Behind the Scenes tidbits from famous tv shows and movies, Blindz and the shouts! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden kick it off with Olympics talk including Simone Biles triumphant return to the Olympic stadium and her doc Simone Biles: Rising, Holden dishes about his San Diego Comic-Con trip and also heard tale of the possibility of an Elden Ring TV series, Jackie gives a thumbs up to Deadpool & Wolverine (MJ reports that Gideon does as well), The Decameron (2024), based on The Decameron(1353), is a sexy ass gross dark comedy, MJ goes over their Summer Movies Fun to Watch With Your Kids Corner which includes a ton of 80's and 90's comedy classics, the drama continues in 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way and Lou Pearlman's story fizzles in the nothing that is Dirty Pop on Netflix, AND MORE ON TALKIN TV! Simone Biles: Rising - NetflixFallout - Amazon PrimeDeadpool and Wolverine - IN THE THEATAHHHHThe Decameron - NetflixThe Muppet Movie - Disney+Great Muppet Caper - Disney+Honey I Shrunk the Kids - Disney+90 Day Fiance: The Other Way - Max, Discovery +Dirty Pop - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the goings on in Katy Perry's War Room, Kamala being declared "brat" by Charli XCX herself, MJ calls to mobilize the JoJo Siwa vote, Jackie gushes about Glen Powell (who loves his rescue dog Brisket) being charming even if he's no BIll Paxton and Twisters sucks as a sequel, Jackie's cloud talking and MJ and Holden DON'T KNOW CLOUDS, brat is finally explained straight from the Charli XCX horse, Ryan Reynolds had to meet some strong demands from Madonna to use Like a Virgin for the Deadpool movie, JoJo announces she is soon going to have 3 mini JoJo clones produced via IVF in what is surely the start of her march to Godhood! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Woman's World written for the Barbie Movie? On The List - Celebs who tried really really hard to become Olympic athletes and if they made it to the games, Blindz and THE SHOUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden come out swangin' with Twisters! Then its off to HOLDEN'S MOVIE CORNER for Iron Claw, Late Night with the Devil, and Longlegs! Jackie is spreadin' the summerween joy with Frozen (2010) and Oddity, MJ is havin' a crisis with what to watch on MAX, while Holden heads The Other Way with a new season of the 90 Day spinoff, Jackie finally watched Jim Henson Idea Man on Disney+, MJ showed The Muppet Movie to da babies, and Jackie checks out Total Forgiveness on the Dropout! network AND MORE! Twisters - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHIron Claw - MaxLate Night with the Devil - AMC+Longlegs - IN THE THEATAHHHHHFrozen - Amazon PrimeOddity - IN THE THEATAHHHHThe Black Widower - MaxForbidden Love - Max90 Day Fiance: The Other Way Season 6 - MaxJim Henson Idea Man - Disney+The Muppet Movie - Disney+Total Forgiveness - Dropout! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, Holden and MJ, after being serenaded by Ingrid Andress goss' 'bout what its like to live in a "Womans World™" while dissecting the "satirical" music video for her newest flop fuel by famed sexual predator Dr. Luke, Kesha takes everyone for a Joyride with her infectious new single, Jojo continues her bad girl era by lickin' hammers and wearin' the skin of teddy bears and dick wrenches and now Tool fans are upset (which surprises no one), Shelley Duvall kicked off the brutal celeb deathfest which includes Dr. Ruth, Shannen Doherty, and Richard Simmons! In the Ol' Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Ariana Grande a CANNIBAL!!??! On The List - 25 details from history that are just so gross, Blindz and SHOUTSSSSSSSS Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are all hidin' from the sun with this heatwave so they start things off by talkin' 'bout the racist weirdo who wants to spew his seed across the entire globe via sperm donation centers from Netflix's The Man with 1000 Kids, Jackie heads to the theatah to see Nic Cage go wild in Longlegs without realizing the director, Osgood Perkins was also there, the tragedy of MILF Manor ends at 12 episodes rather then the promised 15 in a disappointing fizzle, with the real drama playing out on the subreddit, House of the Dragon keeps bringing the heat, and Jackie finally decides she's bored of The Boys, Holden and Jackie regale with a tale of the fabled Love Island, and Holden digs into the 4 hour "Star Wars Hotel Failure" on Youtube! Man With 1000 Kids - NetflixLonglegs - IN THE THEATAHHHHMILF Manor Season 2 - MaxHouse of the Dragon Season 2 - MaxThe Boys Season 4 - Amazon PrimeLove Island USA Season 6 - PeacockStar Wars Hotel Failure - Youtube Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden brace for the dawn of a new era of feminism as Katy Perry prepares to unleash Woman's World, JoJo Siwa switches it up to FIREBALL and gets ready to unleash a group of very horny teddy bears, Joey Chestnut is standing up to Big Beef and showing up Nathan's contest in his own veteran filled one as Nathan's CRUMBLES WITHOUT JOEY, Olympics training is happenin' over on the PEACOCK complete with a very special boy, a DUEL MASTER, AND SNOOP, Holden brings up the mental health code for Olympics and it sure is...something, Flavor Flav decided to fund the US water polo team to the Paris Olympics (as well as send them on a cruise), and MJ tells Jackie she radiates hot dog. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: A Rat Boy Summer Conspiracy, did Matty Healy inspire the main rat in Flushed Away!? A List that tells us more about the author than the celebrities hawking unnecessary items, the Blindz and S-S-Shouts!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate to Love: Nickelback, The Mole sucked Jackie in once again, even after a lackluster start, Kelly and Barby having a bitch off on the newest MILF Manor with drama even spillin' onto reddit, and Jackie begins the processes of brining in the horror with her Summerween celebration, a dragon battle in House of the Dragon, Jackie heads off the theatah for MaXXXine, and MOOOORE A Family Affair - NetflixHate to Love: Nickelback - NetflixThe Mole Season 2 - NetflixAmerica's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - NetflixMILF Manor Season 2 - MaxDevil's Bath - AMC+, ShudderMaxxxine - IN THE THEATAH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ repel the evile spirit of Katy Perry by using her wicked tomes against her, and goss' 'bout brat girl/rat boy summer continuing to rage on, Chappell Roan is absolutely poppin' off, Jen and Ben heading to Splitsville, Al Pacino reveals that Jack and Jill nearly killed his career as 2011 audiences weren't ready for his chocolate blend, Nicola Coughlan from Bridgerton makes a song with her perfect breasts, caviar, shoes and....more shoes, despite their cardboard anti sex beds the Olympics are still makin' sure to hand out condoms to those horned up sportsfolk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Chappell Roan artistically inspired by the Muppets? (Yes she is), and A MOVIE FILLED LIST! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the highly dramatically produced Six Schizophrenic Brothers, Jackie gets real sad with I Am: Celine Dion, MILF Manor continues to contain some of the worst horrors of humanity, Jackie finishes The Bear Season 3 in record time, A Quiet Place: Day One is....not great, but Jackie loved Kinds of Kindness. America's Sweethearts - NetflixSix Schizophrenic Brothers - MaxI Am Celine Dion - Amazon PrimeHouse of the Dragon - MaxMILF Manor - MaxThe Bear - HuluQuiet Place: Day One - IN THE THEATAHHHHKinds of Kindness - IN THE THEATAHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout how the Town shall never be as Crazy as it used to be with the loss of Shifty Shellshock, The Bear Season 3 hits the ground runnin' and roarin', Katy Perry decides to ruin all good faith she has to drop a "female empowerment" album with Dr Puke, Justin Timberlake worries about the World Tour as well as his many many many problems and apparently several journalists are just hearing about martinis, a discussion on Golden Retriever men, babygirl, and other categories of men and useful info from the Youtz, Kendricks pop up show where HE JUST KEPT PERFORMING Not Like Us and set up a united front to call Drake a pedophile, the streets of NY are filled with felines again as Cats: The Jellicle Ball opens, and MJ is struck by a terrible crave... A Poo Crave! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did JT Plan It All Along?? And in The List - Just General Tidbits about iconic movies and tv shows, Blindz and DA SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden are gossin' 'bout the ridiculous ending of Perfect Match (including some first hand experience from Stalker Jackie as she talks about her prey gettin' his Garf fix), Jackie heads to England for Hulu's I Kissed A Boy, Milf Manor is fully getting it's insano energy back with Kelly and Rebecca clashin' and gross gross dog Anthony, Jackie tips her 10 gallon hat to America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Holden gets his trainwreck fix with Couples Therapy, and Jackie continues her wintery stay in the House of the Dragon Perfect Match Season 2- NetflixI Kissed A Boy - HuluMILF Manor Season 2 - MaxAmerica's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - NetflixCouples Therapy Season 4 - ShowtimeHouse of Dragon Season 2 - MaxGhost: Rite Here Rite Now - IN THE THEATAHHHHTwister - Amazon PrimeWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ goss' 'bout the ever impending invasion from the kingdom of the Rat Men, TSwift possibly continuing to make sure Charli XCX as well as no one else hits #1, Christina Aguilera does NOT look like herself when she launches a phone sex line 1-888-PLY-GRND to promote her new lube, Justin Timberlake zoom zooms in the wrong lane past a red light and ends up with a DWI in Sag Harbor, Nathan's Hot Dogs bans Joey Chestnut from this year's July 4th hot dog eating contest over a deal with Impossible Meats, Chappell Roan gettin' upgraded to a bigger stage at Bonnaroo (but also getting overwhelmed), Joe Alwyn sorta breaks his silence on TTPD during an interview about Kinds of Kindness, and the Saltburn soundtrack drops on a "bath water" filled vinyl, and finally In Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Billie Eilish lying ABOUT HER AGE!?!? A List filled with celebs who were kicked out or banned from places do to their BAD BEHAVIOR. Blind Itemz and SHSHSHOUTZZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are talkin' bout the leather undie butt bitin' gloryhole fest that was this week's Milf Manor, Holden is freaked out by all the Jenner Clones on Perfect Match, Jackie is all caught up on Bridgerton and LOVES it, Holden digs into Matty Healys new fiancee and learns about I'm with the Band: NASTY CHERRY, MJ took the kids to see Inside Out 2 in the theater and they LOVED IT! Jackie dives into House of the Dragon to prep for Season 2, The Boys Season 4 continues to please even if it is a bit much sometimes, and MORE!! MILF Manor Season 2 - MaxPerfect Match Season 2 - NetflixBridgerton Season 3 - NetflixI'm With The Band: Nasty Cherry - NetflixInside Out 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHouse of the Dragon Season 1 - MaxThe Boys Season 4 - Amazon Prime Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week MJ, Holden and Jackie, who's comin in with that Mom Who Smoked Weed Energy are gossin' bout Chappell Roan, the name of the fat Chipmunk, Nicola Coughlan ab-so-lute-ly killin' it, and get your piece of cheese ready cause it's RAT BOY SUMMAH!!! Sabrina Carpenter is explodin' and beggin' Barry not to be a big ol' turd, JoJo Siwa continues to be a v v v bad gurl, but sparks a conversation about vulnerability in Pop music lyrics, no one feels bad for JLo as the downward spiral of her career continues, Julia Louis-Dreyfus replies to Jerry "Old Man Yells at Cloud" Seinfeld comments about comedy in 2024, Rob Schneider just keeps getting asked to stop attempting comedy on a stage, Nick Cannon partners with Dr. Squatch to insure a pair of cursed orbs, Mariah Carey continues to be a Queen Bitch, Holden issues a very important statement on his relation to animated women (apart from Jessica Rabbit), Piers Morgan throws himself into the Baby Reindeer saga with an interview with a woman claiming to be the real life Martha, Holden treads into the murky waters of a weird ass Taylor Swift subreddit and lives to tell the tale, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Travis and Taylor's relationship a PR RELATIONSHIP!? and in The List - The 6 weirdest encounters celebs had with a pre-commander in chief Trump, blindz and SH-SH-SH-SHOUUUUUUUTZzZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ dive face first into the crotch watermelon that is MILF Manor, HBO's Ren Faire got MJ to watch Darkon and see what LARP is all about, Ishana Night Shyamalan's The Watchers is.... not good, Holden's stuck in an endless loop of Lightning McQueen with CARS, things in Metropolis are heatin' up in My Adventures with Superman, Jackie forgot just how good Dog Day Afternoon is, and Perfect Match 2 continues to deliver the DRAMA! MILF Manor Season 2 - MaxRen Faire - MaxDarkon - Amazon PrimeCars - Disney PlusThe Watchers - IN THE THEATAHHHHMy Adventures with Superman - MaxDog Day Afternoon - Paramount PlusPerfect Match Season 2 - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden goss like it's 2013 with the Call Me Maybe memes, Miley Cyrus throwing on heels to hit the gym, JLO bets on it...and it doesn't pay off, Andrew Scott becomes the Queens Guard to read erotica for Quinn, a musical based on the Glasgow, Scotland Willy Wonka disaster "Wonka Willy Fest: A Musical Parody" starts dropping songs with none other than John Stamos, Trina McGee announces she's preggers at 54, plans are laid for Page 7 Presents the Haterade Tour...Ya Shoulda Known Better: A Not Love Story (JOLO((Ja Only Live Once))), Adele takes down homophobic losers at concert and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Secretly IN LOVE?!?! A list filled with celeb favorite foods and hobbies that show they got that $$$$, da blindz, shout outs and EVEN MORE Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden talk board games, someone's sprung a leak on MILF Manor, New York continues rippin' it up on House of Villains, Netflix drops Dancing with the Devil a doc about a TikTok Dance cult because of course that's a thing, Louis and Lestat finally return in Interview with the Vampire: Part 2, and Jackie hit up da movies to see In a Violent Nature and I Saw the TV Glow! Halloween Board GameMILF Manor: Season 2 - Discovery PlusHouse of Villains: Season 1 - Peacock90 Day Fiance:UK Season 3 - MaxDancing with the Devil: The 7M Tiktok Cult - NetflixInterview with a Vampire: Part 2 - AMC plus, ShudderIn a Violent Nature - IN THE THEATAHHHHI Saw the TV Glow - IN THE THEATAHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Holden lay's out his Catsesque proposal, the amazing cosplay community around ACOTAR, and MJ decides which of their children will be sent to live with Juggalos, the Billie Eilish and TSwift feud might not be as hawt as it seems, big concert failures and Ticketmaster/Live Nation breakup hopefully means live music will change for the better, the Cannes security guard not lettin' people stop on the steps, Millie Bobby Brown begins Livin' on a Prayer with Jake Bongiovi, North West performs as Young Simba in a horrifically roasted rendition of The Lion King, SPOILER ALET FOR THE 2006 FILM THE PRESTIGE in this week's Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Another Cake Boss conspiracy! An easter egg filled list, dem blindzzzz, shouts and more on this PAGE 7!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.