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Ep 691Vow Renewal - Allegedly Official w/ Henry Zebrowski

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Big Bro Henry is crashing the slumba par-tay this week as MJ and Jackie kick off the show with HILARIA verbally berating her man-child for speaking while she speaks, HAWT FLASHES is about dog life extending medicine that Henry is already well aware of, allegedly Meryl Streep and Martin Short are dating and Henry DEMANDS THE TAPE! Tori Spelling is saying the kid she has massage her while nude is the reincarnation of her father which feels very healthy and normal, Henry's placing bets about Chet Hanks AND gives some true crime advice about Gene Hackman and his wife's recent deaths. Finally, a List filled with celebrity side projects that were confusing and insane, the blindz, and then get ready for MOUF SOUNDS cause Jackie's Snackies is back! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 20, 20251h 29m

Ep 690Second Helpings - Coffee And Bitch Session

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MJ and Jackie are back and crankin' out new themes for Second Helpings! Rewatching the 'Step By Step' theme and reading 'The Baby-Sitters Club' to their own child has got MJ thinkin' 'bout millennial children of divorce, Jackie says the 'Love is Blind' finale had her in tears, Jackie prematurely turned off American Murder: Gabby Petito while watching it with MJ and now she's prematurely doing something else while thinking of the buffbutch FBI agent featured in it, Tori Spelling apparently doesn't drink water and you can definitely tell, and Gene Simmons is charging fans over $10,000 dollars to be his personal assistant for the day, Ben Affleck seems to only know 2 women and they're both named Jennifer, Hailey Bieber did a photoshoot that got her roasted, because everyone missed the point, and Justin ripped a bong while riding a bike. Jackie went to see 'Mickey 17' and was surprised that they didn't completely love it, and over in Baldwin corner, Alec and HILARIA launched the grand reopening of the Planet Hollywood in New York Time Square last Tuesday and still continue to be generally unlikeable on 'The Baldwins', MJ is finally gettin' into 'Severance', Jackie is caught up on 'The Traitors' season 3, recommends Doctor Odyssey for that sweet sweet white noise, and even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 14, 20251h 6m

Ep 689Vow Renewal - Weird and Annoying w/ Marcus Parks

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This week on Page 7 VR MJ and Jackie are reunited with the dulcet toned Marcus Parks, on the 15th(!!) anniversary of the network, to goss' 'bout his concerns over Holden's taste in music (or lack thereof), The Wiggles staying power as they collab with Orville Peck on a new song called 'Friend of Dorothy", Marcus gets to be among the first to hear the new HAWT FLASH song, Adrien Brody tossin' gum and paintin' sicc a$$ guns, Jackie enters a tear soaked journey into The Pitt, Marcus gives an update on his 90 Day and Reality TV viewing habits as well as how much Reality TV has changed since his time on P7 (or even just in the last 2 years), someone or something in California wants everyone to eat Nutria and we've got some thoughts on what's behind it, Marcus triumphantly sounds off THE LIST, which is full of discontinued fan favorite products, da Oscarz Edition Blindz, TW for misophonia as JACKIES SNACKIES RETURNS with special guest Marcus! That plus even more on this weeks' Page 7 VR! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 13, 20251h 20m

Ep 688Second Helpings - Live Más LIVE

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Hopefully you didn't fill up at the Vow Renewal because it's time for a Second Helping! Jackie's Snackie's kicks off as Jackie makes the fabled trek back to TBell to get those sweet bday churros (after they both got too high and forgot earlier) and she's givin' them her GUSH of approval, it's time to catchup on OSCAR GOSS'! Conan was a great host, as expect, but the rest gave MID since everyone just decided to ignore the gendered elephant in the room, Adrien Brody should have just swallowed that gum, Jackie gives her approval to 'A Complete Unknown' after a very swaying Nardwuar interview with Timote, DEMI AND 'THE SUBSTANCE' WERE ROBBED, a highlight was Daniel Blumberg sassin' in their speech, and then Zoe Saldana put their foot in their mouth right after winning! And in non-Oscars related news, Chet Hanks put out 2 new pieces of media and we're all just waiting for the supercut of him from his new show (but he did get glowing reviews!) and this has Jackie waiting for him to rise from the ashes like the phoenix tattoo on Ben Affleck's back, each episode of 'The Baldwin's' is more upsetting than the last but MJ's decided they need to do some serious shadow work because the veneer is blinding and now everyone feels bad for Alec Baldwin and Hilaria is a villain, but it looks like the family of the WOMAN HE MURDERED haven't been swayed as they called their reality show 'SHAMELESS', Jackie's been watching 'Severance' season 2 with Geoff and it's sad but good, 'White Lotus' season 3 has them t h i r s t i n', 'Righteous Gemstones' is comin' back March 9th and Jackie wants to KISS 'EM ALL!, Jackie forced Geoff to watch 'With Love, Megan ' and it was so bad and so boring but Pam Anderson's is doing great, Flavor Flav is doing a 1-hour energy collab with 5-hour Energy for Daylight Savings Time, MJ's got some recs for a listener who wrote in, AND SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 7, 20251h 13m

Ep 687Vow Renewal - You Come For The Vibes!

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This week on Page 7 VR, Jackie and MJ go on a Eras Tour through the past of Page 7 from the OG Marcus, Jackie, MJ lineup to the most recent hosts including the totally not dead Holden McNeely. Then it's time for a HOT FLASH! featuring the new Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton collab, and a monkeys paw-esque wish that Dolly Parton never cry, Jackie brings her attempt at snackfluencing to the podcast with Jackie's Snackies™ and Post Malone's new Oreo flavor, MJ digs into the newest (repackaged) Kim K drama involving North, and middle school drama continues over at "Pod Meets World", another new segment that'll get ya slippin' and sliddin' and squirtin'! The Blindz return with promises of maybe lists to come, and even more on the first edition of Page 7 THE VOW RENEWAL! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 6, 20251h 18m

Ep 686Ep. 571: We Just Got Slinged

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It's Holden's last episode as co-host (for now) but he's still forcing his Taysession onto MJ and Jackie who are just doing their best to ignore an unannounced visit from Gronky while gossin' 'bout Meghan Markle being currently unable to sell her clothes because she didn't bother to make sure there wasn't already a brand by that name, a flashback to the apology Holden uses over and over and over, TSwift might not be friends with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds anymore because SHE'S THE KHALEESI IN THIS RELATIONSHIP! There are rumors of trouble in Bikini Bottom, and that's got Holden wondering what celeb would MJ and Jackie leave their nine months pregnant (à la 'Junior') husbands Slater-style, Jackie and MJ are desperate to go to 'Swig' the soda and put SEVEN PUMPS IN THEM, every dude on the newest season of 'Love Is Blind' sucks except for Joey, Jackie and MJ talk about hanging at the mall and checkin' out the glory of Spencer's, a quick reminder of what Holden's funeral request entails so BUST OUT YOUR GRAVITY BONGS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner #213 THE FINALE (for now): Did HILARIA swap out the prop gun for howusayREAL GUN?!?!!??! A Swift List in honor of Holden, Blindzzzz, Holden gets to be bathed in your kind shoutzzzzzz PLUS MOOOOOOREEEE!!!!WE LOVE YOU HOLDEN! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 27, 20251h 22m

Ep 685Talkin' TV - Toes Are The Eyes Of The Feet

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This week on Talkin' TV The Baldwins is unleashed on Max and everyone agrees it's everything wrong with reality tv (and that's really saying something), Holden finally enters the realm of self awareness and apologizes for things that haven't even been published yet, plus we are reminded that HILARIA trolls reddit for haters personal info. The Monkey (NOT THAT MONKEY MOVIE) is a gorey laughfest that finally allowed MJ to see the Nicole Kidman AMC ad. The Waitress is released as a filmed Broadway show on max with Sarah Auroraboreilles, and MJ watched the Gabby Petito doc on Netflix which is a chilling reminder of how plainly abuse can hide. Jackie is caught up on the newest season of Mythic Quest, White Lotus has Holden having to set a bedtime for him and Lex, but MJ has Jackie on HOLD because MJ has to HOLD for Gideon! Jackie is personally invested in Traitors and she's rootin' for a ladies downfall, Holden hasn't caught up on Love Is Blind but knows he wants more OOOOOLDS! The Baldwins - MaxThe Monkey - In the theatahhhhhhhhAmerican Murder: Gabby Petito - NetflixMythic Quest - Apple+The Traitors Season 3 - PeacockLove is Blind Season 8 - NetflixConclave - Peacock Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 26, 20251h 2m

Ep 684Ep. 570: Tubqueso

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MJ is the Lisa Barlow of P7 this week after losing iPads AND precious precious water bottle on a family trip! Get your time at the opera in because The Baldwins are a comin' next Sunday, Jackie's upped her bitchiness with much success and the blessing of one Ed Larson, Hilaria has peepee stickers for her baby Balds, Tori Spelling shows she's just like us by revealing she gets nude and makes her son give her massages for an allowance, SNL 50 brings in all the greats for a massive live special, Benny Blanco gave Selena Gomez a trail of chips to a bath tub of queso in their HOME BATH TUB for Valentine's day...and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Real Housewives of SLC and CLIMATE CHANGE?!?! Then a list filled with times that actors got away with shocking, disgusting, cruel, and dangerous things in the name of method acting, blindz and MOOOORE! p.s. stick around after the blindz for some very important newz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 21, 20251h 23m

Ep 683Talkin' TV - Goon Sesh Weekend

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden's been goonin' classic dad movies in his loneliness, Jackie's been feelin' like the baby in Eraserhead as she cries to the Content Gods for the blessing bestowed upon all and this includes starting down that slippery slope of Desperate housewives with season 1 and the 20+ year difference is JARRING, while MJ hasn't been alone in 168 hours but they did get to enjoy a P7 classic because Love Is Blind IS BACK! including all the bad men anyone could ask for (even after the production company was warned by many), everyone agrees they want to see 20's Jackie on Bad Girls Club, Sad Dad Time involves the major hits from the past year including Zone Of Interest (highly suggested to watch at this moment in time), Y2K, plus partials of Alien Romulus and Venom, Jackie and Geoff are blasting through I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, there's a Tom Greenissance over on Amazon Prime that has reenforced Jackie's crush, White Lotus season 3; ep 1 has dropped, and SO MUCH MORE! Love is Blind Season 8 - NetflixReal Housewives of New York Seasons 1 and 2 - PeacockZone Of Interest - MaxY2K - Amazon PrimeHeart Eyes - IN THE THEATAHHHHHAlien: Romulus - HuluI Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson - NetflixThis is the Tom Green Documentary - Amazon PrimeWhite Lotus Season 3 - Max Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 19, 202553 min

Ep 682Ep. 569: Fear and Loathing in Salt Lake City

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This week on Page 7 WE'RE GOSSIN' 'BOUT THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL; THOSE SILLY COMMERCIALS! Jackie's obsessed with Seal the literal seal, then Mormon-verse has everyone craving dirty soda, Holden got a taste of his own medicine when he just wanted to share a delightful young man with the wonderful twitch chat and everyone screamed how much he sucks AND HE'S MORMON, in more Superb Owl News Holden was decked out in his Red TSwift gear on the way to a party of Philadelphia fans and he got unjustly booed JUST LIKE HER! Travis Kelce showed up looking like a prequel Ron Burgundy while kissin' Presidential ass even tho that same man insulted HIS GIRLFRIEND, we're all hoping the Philadelphia Eagles will turn down that White House visit again, 'Montoya, Por Favor' explained (and it is NSFW). Kendrick Lamar has cast a pox upon Drake's household, and now there's measles breakouts at Drake's concerts, not to mention Kendrick's easter egg filled death blow of a halftime show (RIP Drake) absolutely did not disappoint and neither did the confused conservatives completely missing every point that was made because 'MURICA COLORS, and of course Drake is suing Kendrick's label because there's absolutely nothing else he can do. Puppy Monkey Baby made a brief appearance in an Instacart Super Bowl ad (to Jackie's true delight, and the world's absolute terror) with all the other forgotten horrors of the past, and finally after letting us all know how much he 'hates all fat bitches' (except Adele?????), and getting his website shut down for going full mask off with a true-blue swastika Adolf Hitler tribute shirt, Kanye FINALLY confirmed what we all had already known when it comes to his creeptastic relationship with walking coma victim Bianca Censori. Then in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Banksy's identity is TYRA BANKS(Y)!?, a list full of Out Of Touch Celebrities Who Clearly Live In A Separate Reality FROM OUR OWN, blindzzz4dayzzz, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 13, 20251h 16m

Ep 681Talkin' TV - What Andy Cohen Does to Them

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This week on Takin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie discuss the cast of non book reading SINNERS known as the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jackie makes plans to join once she's on husband three! The Traitors continues to bring the traitorin', and Hulden gets Hupooed by the "Special Look" of "A Complete Unknown" on Hulu. Things get soupy and sloppy in "Funeral Home of Horrors" on "The Curious Case Of..." and Jackie and MJ ask "why not just wait for the Docuseries?" when it comes to Netflix's "Apple Cider Vinegar." Holden's been watchin' for that White Bronco in "American Manhunt: OJ Simpson", and Jackie recommends "Common Side Effects" on Max, "Invincible" Season 3 on Amazon, dove deep on Leon the Lobster on Youtube! MJ readin' y'alls book recommendations, and Holden reveals his wife's startling diagnosis of being Handsome Podcast and Fortune Feimster-pilled! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - PeacockThe Traitors Season 3 - PeacockThe Curious Case Of..... - MaxApple Cider Vinegar - NetflixAmerican Manhunt: OJ Simpson - NetflixCommon Side Effects - MaxInvincible Season 3 - Amazon PrimeThe Family Upstairs by Lisa JewellFortune Feimster: Crushing It - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 12, 202550 min

Ep 680Ep. 568: The Tortured Taylors Department

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This week on Page 7 IT'S TIME TO GOSS' 'BOUT THE GRAMMY'S!! including Jackie (finally) having her Taywakening even if the only thing TSwift won that night was Jackie's 'fitproval, Beyoncé won Best Country album much to her own surprise, Brother Eilish is setting a boundary everyone hopes more celebs will vocalize COUGHTAYLORCOUGH, quick breakdown on the difference between Record of the Year v. Song of the Year and MJ's calling for Tarif's on Drake. Doechii came, Doechii saw, Doechii conquered, shout outs to Chappell and Gaga for using their time to make speech's regarding specific issues during the glaring silence of other attendees and in the wake of the heavy handed speeches of 2017, Jaden Smith wore a literal house on their head solidifying the Smith siblings as 'fitspiration goals for the Zebrowski's. Holden is calling for Bianca and Kanye to be arrested and we're ALL still waiting for that solo Bianca Censori interview to disprove the morse code eye blinks rumor, and finally in one of the most eye rolling turns Kanye claims he was trying to recreate his 2024 Vulture album cover IRL, but they still didn't get escorted out like rumors and the once again POOCRAVED MJ claimed! In other celebrity news, the court date is finally set in the Blake Lively v. Justin Baldoni case and it's not until NEXT YEAR!! But, lucky for everyone Baldoni made a custom website to release every.single.piece.of.evidence in the case like any completely normal and rational person would do, and this brought up the old controversy of Blake Lively BURPIN' n' FARTIN' DURING BREAKS ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL!??! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: the Ariana x Jim Carrey plot T H I C K E N I N G??!!???, a list of Celebrity Facts That Sound Like Gossip But Are SHOCKINGLY TRUUUUUEEE!!!! (and we do mean SHOCKINGLY), BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 7, 20251h 23m

Ep 679Talkin' TV - Look at Me I Can't Walk!

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie reflect on the social immaturity of the Real Housewives and get into the dark side of family vloggin' with "An Update on Our Family" and the horribly sad tale of Huxley. Jackie gets into "The Detroiters" and is lovin' it, and MJ finally checked out "A Real Pain." Holden continues the frog narrated "The Curious Case Of..." which featured Nicholas Rossi aka, Arthur Knight aka, Nicholas Alahverdian aka, a sex offender who faked his own death, staying with Max, MJ got into "Baylen Out Loud", Holden reviews "Biggest Heist Ever" and "Sons of Ecstasy" while Jackie says GO SEE "COMPANION!" All that and more on this week's Talkin' TV! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - PeacockAn Update on Our Family - MaxDetroiters - NetflixA Real Pain - HuluThe Curious Case Of... - MaxBaylen Out Loud - Discovery+, MaxBiggest Heist Ever - NetflixThe Sons of Ecstasy - MaxThe Companion - IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 5, 202556 min

Ep 678Ep. 567: The Bimbos Under the Stage

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This week on Page 7, Jackie gets introduced to Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car after unveiling her parody of "Baby Driver"(featuring a driving baby) to MJ and Holden, and TLC unleashes it's whiplash inducing "The Baldwins" trailer. Camila Cabello is at odds with the internet again after photos of her recent arena show looked like a ghost town, Reese Witherspoon went on the Today Show with news of how jury duty (DOODY) was, and that they made her the foreperson because of her role in Legally Blonde??? The musical "Emilia Pérez" seems like it's only negative stereotypes despite 13 noms, but no one at Page 7 has seen it yet to know if it's the TRASH it's claimed to be, and in Celebrity Conspiracy: Is Zach Bryant the reincarnation of Henry VIII!?!?!? The List - Celebrities With ABOLSUTELY WILD LOOOORE, Blindz and MOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 30, 20251h 18m

Ep 677Talkin' TV - I Like All Things Mormon

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This week on Talkin' TV MJ is back and Jackie is demanding to see "Baby Girl", MJ finally saw "The Substance", and Holden is comin' for Jackie's insensitivity. Jackie gives a rundown of "The Last Showgirl" and it's painful beauty before Holden takes us down a dark path of his boyhood Pam Anderson spank sessions. Holden gets into the Brony video by Jenny Nicholson, which leads Jackie into the gone but not forgotten Garfield's Nightmare, and "The Curious Case Of..." keeps getting curiouser. Jackie gets into "The Traitors" and liked "Presence" despite the bad reviews, and is headed out into the frontier with "American Primeval" along with a lot of pissed off Mormons, all that and more on this weeks Talkin' TV! The Substance - Amazon PrimeThe Last Showgirl - IN THE THEATAHHHHThe Last Bronycon - Jenny Nicholson Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVOF2PiHnc&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonDisney's Fastpass: A Complicated History - Defunctlandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE&ab_channel=DefunctlandThe Curious Case of.... - MaxThe Traitors Season 3 - PeacockDungeons and Drag Queens - DropoutPresence - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHThe Geordie Shore - Paramount+ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 29, 202551 min

Ep 676Ep. 566: Go Suck On Some Soup

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This week on Page 7 Jackie, MJ, and Holden the Slyc3r are feelin' the horrors of the world this week including the death of David Lynch. Twin Peaks gets everyone talkin' 'bout small towns, Holden reveals he loved the Avatar pinball game, MJ gives a report from the trenches of children with the flu and norovirus, and fulfilling some apocalyptic prophecy, Progresso releases Soup Drops. Jackie sets some details straight about the SNL 50 documentary covering 2Hot4NBC Henry's audition, plus Snoop Dogg, Carrie Underwood, and other celebs, brought shame to us all on Jan. 20th! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Tay lip sync ALL OF HER ERAS SHOWS!??!! The List - 12 wild reasons celebs declined parts, and BLINDZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 24, 20251h 12m

Ep 675Talkin' TV - I Don't Understand It, And I'll Never Like It

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This week it's just Holden and Jackie, and they're both mourning the loss of David Lynch by viewing his filmic experiences, and both make plans to revisit shows they stopped in the past like post season 1 Twin Peaks, and HBO's Watchmen. Holden spent too much money at Amoeba Records, but got a pretty sweet Beyonce boxset vinyl! Jackie recalls watching Mulholland Drive with her mother in the theatre at roughly age 13. Jackie hates her love for Bad Girls Club, and despite spoiling it for Holden, Jackie won't let him spoil "The Brutalist". Jackie gives a breakdown of the Bam Margera episode of "The Curious Case Of...", and Holden lets Jackie know what he's thinkin' of the breakdown of "Dear Evan Hansen" by Jenny Nicholson. Jackie was not super impressed with "A Real Pain", but worth a watch now that it's on Hulu, and Holden gives an update on Kings of Tupelo! Great Art Explained is a Great Break from the current reality, Jackie rewatched Starry Eyes, and EVEN MOOOOORE! Twin Peaks - Paramount+Lost Highway - Amazon PrimeReal Housewives of SLC - PeacockBad Girls Club Season 7 - OxygenCurious Case of....Bam Margera - MaxA Real Pain - HuluThe Kings of Tupelo - NetflixGreat Art Explained - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBG621XEegk&ab_channel=GreatArtExplainedStarry Eyes - Peacock Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 22, 202553 min

Ep 674Ep. 565: My House Burned Down (While I Was At Joe Rogan)

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This week on Page 7, Jackie is feelin' lucky despite the fires that rage around her, and Holden reminding her that no one has ever thought she was lucky, while MJ fears from the east coast that their cohosts will soon fall before the march of flame. Jackie reviews the trailer for "Better Man" the Robbie Williams Monkey Man Biopic Box office bombGARBAGE. Heidi Montag and the human fleshbeard she's married to lost their homes, but then made TikTokz about not having money because of her big ol' flop of a musical career in 2010 and people made her song go popular, so now human fleshbeard cries in the TikTokz happily. The carrier of Ethan Slater's spongette wrote an article for The Cut and celebs in LA are showin' up in news coverage as Steve Guttenberg begged people to leave their keys in their cars they abandon in the road, and Dennis Quaid got interviewed as he was LITERALLY packing up his little sports car to evacuate. Meghan Markle honor's the fires by delaying the release of her new Netflix show "With Love, Meghan." Mel Gibson's house burned to the ground while he was being a POS on the Rogan podcast and now he's blaming immigrants, or anyone he doesn't like, for all his problems... again. Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Elvis LIVES?!?!?!? A List filled with surprising facts from celebrity personal lives, the Blindzzzzzzz and SHOUT OUTS!! Want to help out those effected by the fires in LA? antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 17, 20251h 22m

Ep 673Talkin' TV - Doomsgay

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This week on Page 7, Holden and Jackie give an update on what it's been like living in the fires as well as give MJ a rundown on Anora. Jackie avoided the fire one day by seeing The Brutalist, and MJ reports back that Season 3 of Natalia Grace probably shouldn't exist, but it did get Gideon and them to watch something other than Only Murderers, despite the true star of the show "Lady Out A Window" finally appearing. The new Jerry Springer doc on Netflix is just as crazy as it seems, and Jackie recommends Jenny Nicholson's youtube doc ripping apart the Dear Evan Hanson movie. Holden recommends Netflix's "No Good Deed" which reminds MJ of Lisa Kudrows classic comedy series "The Comeback" and Jackie has given up on Squid Game. MJ finished Other Mothers and gives it a thumbs up, Holden's still readin' One Piece, and Jackie finally finished creature commandos and highly recommends it! All that and more on this week's Talkin' TV! Want to help out those affected by the fires in LA? antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Anora - Amazon PrimeThe Brutalist- in the THEATAHHHHThe Curious Case of.....- MaxJerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action - NetflixA Needlessly Thorough Roast of Dear Evan Hansen - Jenny Nicholson Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8quWUSZCW5g&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonNo Good Deed - NetflixThe Comeback - MaxYou Can't Ask That - NetflixThe Other Mothers by KATHERINE FAULKNERCreature Commandos - MaxWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 15, 202551 min

Ep 672Ep. 564: Do You Know Who I Am?

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In this week's Page 7, Jackie belts out her song she sings for Wendy, Holden is revealed to not know Carmy's full name, and is busy ordering a Taylor Swift vinyl during the recording, all while fiery wind tears apart LA. MJ lets Holden know they WON'T get rid of the TSwift book he gifted them, but has definitely thought about it. Language once again fails Hilaria Baldwin as she forgot the word for onion while making a traditional tortilla for her husband who hates onion, Nikki Glaser killed it as this year's Golden Globes host, the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni feud is really looking bad for Baldoni, but in lighter news Timothée did a delightful interview with Canadian treasure Nardwuar, Tom Holland and Zendaya are engaged AND ADORABLE! Is Jay Leno repeatedly falling, or is the more likely story that he's regularly being beaten by the mob!? The inventor of queer pop Jojo Siwa graces us once again with a new music video, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Mariah Carey Literally FROZEN!? This week's list is celeb fams you didn't realize were FEEEUUDINNNNGGG, the blindz and SHOUT OUTZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 9, 20251h 14m

Ep 671Talkin' TV - Talkin' Books

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After this week's Songs in the Key of Z inspired opening (and closing), Holden, MJ and Jackie get into Holden's John Grisham-house childhood, and MJ and Holden talk about the mommy murder books they've been readin'. Jackie and Kara of "Who's the Bitch" double date to see "Baby Girl", and MJ brings up another Kidman-led project, murder "The Perfect Couple" on Netflix. Jackie mentions her fever dream like time with the Hallmark reality show "Finding Mr. Christmas" and MJ and Holden gear up to plan Christmas much better in 2025. New Years may have not actually happened with Jackie unable to find a ball drop not behind a paywall, Holden experiencing the countdown via listening to his apartment neighbors count down (which is not the saddest thing this editor has heard in 2025), and MJ attending a NYE party with the kids and home before 9! Jackie gives a rundown of "Nosferatu" and lets everyone know that "Shadow of the Vampire" isn't easy to find via streaming. Jackie tries to get into Squid Game Season 2, but just doesn't care enough to keep it going, but a 3rd grader MJ's kids know loves it. Holden brings up the bizarre overacting "comedy" videos that keep coming up on his socials, and MORE!Other Mothers by Rachel M HarperBabygirl - IN THE THEATAHHHHHThe Perfect Couple - NetflixFinding Mr. Christmas - Hallmark+Challengers - Amazon PrimeConclave - PeacockNosferatu - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHSquid Game - NetflixStar Wars: Skeleton Crew - Disney +Only Murders In the Building - HuluWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 8, 202557 min

Ep 670Our Little Secret WATCHALONG

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It's a new year during this holidazzze break and a new resolution of not saying anything if you can't say anything nice, so here's a watchalong! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 2, 20251h 44m

Ep 669The Muppet Christmas Carol WATCHALONG

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Don't have any plans for When Christmas Is Gone? WELL HO HO HO YOU ARE IN LUCK! GET READY TO RELIVE ALL THAT HOLIDAY CHEER WITH THE ANUUAL PAGE 7 MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL WATCHALONG, finally brought to you in recorded form! Drinking game rules: Heavy drink every time a ghost appears drink anytime food talks drink whenever Rizzo gets hurt and finish your drink when 'When Love is Gone' is played Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 26, 20241h 34m

Ep 668Ep. 563: Merry Jizzmas!

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It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Linda, Holden's sippin' on his liquor advent calendar, and MJ is preparing to battle an invading onslaught of slime. The Goop gift list features an insanely expensive book about watches, and Drake really wants to be part of the lookalike contest fad to the point that it's kinda sad. Holden and Jackie report back from the Spotify Wrapped party where they got to see Kesha up close and were surrounded by youngs, which Holden did not find attractive as he only likes MILF porn. Rumors are a brewin' that Jason Kelce doesn't take care of his kids and has forced his wife to hire help, and Walt Disney's possibly frozen head appears again in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Frozen Coverup!? The Ultimate Christmas Trivia List, Blindz and EVEN MORE ON THIS PRE HOLIDAY PAGE 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 20, 20241h 17m

Ep 667Talkin' TV - IT'S A WIG.

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden's limpin' across the finish line, with the help of House of Villains, Jackie makes her case for New York being the best reality star of all time, and MJ brings up the similarities between New York and Mary from Real Housewives of SLC. MJ recommends a new Ina Garten series and Jackie sadly gives the news that Linda thinks Ina Garten is booooring, but Jackie comes in with a strong recommendation for "Creature Commandos!" Holden recommended "English Teacher", which somehow just had an abuse scandal roughly an hour before recording, "What We Do In The Shadows" wraps up with its series finale, and MJ relates to Kieran Culkin not showing his kids the Home Alone films as they are kind of a nightmare for a small child. Jackie gives a rundown of the Christmas classics she's been running through with Linda, MJ tells tale of "The Merry Gentleman" on Netflix, Holden brings up a film featuring a far more foul group of Merry Gentleman, then makes it worse by bringing up JonBenét Ramsey, AND MORE on this week's Talkin' TV! House of Villains Season 2 - PeacockLIFE IN THE COLDEST VILLAGE - Kiun B YoutubeBe My Guest with Ina Garten- MaxCreature Commandos - MaxEnglish Teacher - HuluWhat We Do In The Shadows - HuluOnly Murders In The Building - HuluHome Alone 1 and 2 - Disney+Christmas with the Kranks - Amazon PrimeFour Christmases - HuluThe Merry Gentlemen - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 18, 202452 min

Ep 666Ep. 562: I Saw Daddy Get Cucked By Santa

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This week on Page 7 Jackie's gossin' with Holden and MJ about the showstopping lyrical genius of I Saw Mommy Kissing Beetlejuice, and brings up their journey to make Horny Christmas happen! Speaking of Horny Christmas, Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan couldn't make it work, and for some reason people are showing up at his grandma's to ask why? Jackie is going off on Doechii being a great artist havin' her moment after her tiny desk concert as well her appearance on Colbert, Matty Healy and Azealia Banks are feuding on Twitter (and real life!) after he stepped his foot directly into his mouth to stop her attacking Charli XCX, Hilaria Baldwin's 11 year old daughter dropped a skincare book which raises some questions about children in the beauty industry, and finally in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Do You Believe In BONO'S LITTER BOX?! Not to mention a very on theme list of Christmas Music Trivia that the validity of is quickly called into question, Blindz, and even MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 12, 20241h 10m

Ep 665Talkin' TV - New Lindsay Lohan Christmas Movie

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This week Holden is strugglin' to feel the spirit of the season and Jackie and MJ give their review of Sabrina Carpenter's new Netflix Christmas special, Holden comes up with a plan for TSwift and Olivia Rodrigo Unity, Jackie tells tale of the awful "My Santa", while MJ contemplates watching thespian of our time Mario Lopez in the classic holiday cinematograph "Feliz Navi-DAD." Holden brings up his new obsession of Diamond Jubilee, and Jackie let's everyone know that "Watch Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story" is just as upsetting as you'd think. MJ starts It Ends With Us on Netflix, Jackie is gettin' all ready to head to the theatre with Geoff to see "Babygirl" and tries to sell MJ and Holden on "Later Daters" despite their fear it will be just as sad as "Golden Bachelorette" and Holden is lovin' the Monday watchalongs of "Bad Girls Club". This season Ultimatum resulted in half the cast leaving, and Jackie lets everyone know she does not want to try the Real Housewives of SLC ice cream, MJ says that That Christmas is just Love Actually for kids, and Holden started The Substance! A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter- NetflixMy Santa - Amazon PrimeThe Church Play Cinematic Universe - link for it ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4gM7RC1M0&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonDiamond Jubilee by Cindy LeeGirls Gone Wild: The Untold Story - PeacockIt Ends With Us Queer - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHLater Daters - NetflixThat Christmas - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 11, 202454 min

Ep 664Ep. 561: Hey, I'm Holden Space Over Here

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This week on Page 7 it's Jackie's time to shine, despite Holden's efforts, MJ and Jackie call Holden out for sending Lexi out on black Friday, and Jackie calls out most of her friend group as bein' in the NO NO ZONE. Jackie gives Holden, MJ and all parents out there a foolproof plan to get free shoes via lesson learned from Christmas Shoes, a video of Apple at the Debutant Ball devolves into some crazy accusations via reddit of bullying and a goop coverup. Advent calendar chat including the highs of years past and the lows of the Instagram Gilmore Girls calendar, Nick Cannon reveals a not so surprising diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Jackie announces The Muppet Christmas Carol watchalong stream Sunday, December 8th 5pm PST/8pm EST on HoldenatorsHo, and then talk about the totally bizarre buzzword filled video holding space in all our hearts. Final, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why The Queen Killed Off DIANA?!?! This week's List: Actors Who original Turned Down A Role and Had to Be Convinced To Take It, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZZZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 5, 20241h 21m

Ep 663Talkin' TV - There's No Empowerment Happening

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On this week's Talkin' TV Holden is HOLDIN' SPACE for 'Let It Go' as it speaks to him more than WICKED and the evil Ariana ever could, even tho he did enjoy it at the THEATRE with Jackie, and MJ reports back that Moana 2 is a big disappointment and feels like a direct to video sequel, and in this week's final theatre experience Jackie was NOT entertained by Gladiator 2. MJ is watching the new Netflix documentary about JonBenét, and Jackie brings news of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and the downfall of Jen Shah, MJ highly recommends the Troubles based drama "Say Nothing", and Holden joins the ranks of the Bad Girls Club.Wicked - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHMoana 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHHGladiator 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHNobody Wants This - NetflixAgatha All Along - Disney+The Creep Tapes - ShudderCold Case: Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey - NetflixReal Housewives of SLC - PeacockSay Nothing - HuluBad Girls Club - Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 4, 202455 min

Ep 662Hot Frosty WATCHALONG

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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Empress of Thanksgiving has decreed it's time to get sloppy with Hot Frosty! HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to grab your RumChunka and check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 28, 20241h 38m

Ep 661Ep. 560: Escapesgiving

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This week on Page 7, MJ confirms to King Lord Holden and Jackie that Golden Bachelorette always opens on sad weeping men, Jackie thanks those who recommended the upcoming "Later Daters", MJ and Holden defend themselves against the lies spread about them regarding Sea Shanties, Holden threatens to X-POZE Jackie on not feelin' Thanksgiving this year and attempt to fix it, Jackie will be offering her account ohnoitsjackie up to the Ban Gods on twitch to host this years Macy's Parade stream (6am pst/9am est!) cause of Holdens strike for the Oscars stream and MJ will be droppin' by, so it's that time of year to get 3 RumChunkas deep before lunch! Holden speaks to having a very sad day to have a birthday much like the former 3rd host of P7, Martha Stewart want's to have a different documentary made (despite the fact everyone seems to love this one), and channels her documentary rage into takin' down Miss Piggy in a fit of icy anger, Chicken Shop Date also did a very sweet and entertaining Muppets episode with Elmo, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo seem like they are so done with the Wicked press tour and can't be excited for Part II's rollout next year, and Dax Shepard isn't helping with his questions like "HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS?". In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird? Part II, and on The List: times costars working relationships were so fraught that they reportedly did not want to appear on camera together, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 21, 20241h 24m

Ep 660Talkin' TV - I Want To Believe

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This week on Talkin' TV "Golden Bachelorette" is wrapping up, much like the lives of the sadness goblins on the show BUT WILL WE GET THE TELEVIZED WEDDING!? Jackie continues the transition out of 31 for 31, Holden's making Mean Girl-esque plans to sabotage the group of 'California Dads' at Wynnie's school so he's no longer the "fat" one, MJ brings dark news of the Chuck E Cheese near them droppin' booze of the menu, Jackie had a true kino filmic experience with M Night's "OLD" and surely will one day recover from another Shyamalanian twist, Holden and MJ report back their thoughts on "Deadpool & Wolverine"! Jackie is all caught up on "House of Villains" till the new episode drops, and Holden is ready for more NEW YORK after finishing his "Flavor of Love 2" watch along on Twitch! MJ and Jackie hear the call to return to "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" but aren't sure they want to answer to call. Holden is the only one still workin' on "Agatha All Along", but everyone can agree it's amazing, plus Jackie gives a brief review of "Heretic" from the theatre and more!!! Golden Bachelorette - HuluOld - PeacockDeadpool and Wolverine - Disney+House of Villains Season 2 - PeacockAgatha All Along - Disney+Heretic - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 20, 202450 min

Ep 659Ep. 559: Talk About A Furious Nut

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This week Jackie lets MJ and Holden know no one can break her stride, despite the fact that People Magazine thinks it's 2007 by making John Krasinski the Sexist Man Alive, Holden gives a brief rundown of Noor Alfallah and her habit of bonin' men so old they could turn to dust at any moment, Jackie decided to spread the sadness of the Golden Bachelorette far and wide by forcing everyone to read an article about how lonely seniors are now, Mariah has to listen to her own music to bang, and Carey is on her Christmas tour and her kids are intermission performers, so it's a fully Careymerssive event! There was a Dev Patel lookalike contest, but he didn't show up like thimethee did, Jackie has begun the ritual and crafted her first Turkey dinner of the season, Mattel's Wicked doll boxes have a WICKEDLY SALACIOUS PRINTING ERROR, plus much like the musical also feature a lot of girl girl action, and Jackie's gettin' pumped for the real Wicked movie while Holden's itching to see it with a nona, any nona! Ariana Grande is trying to save the Tower of Terror in Orlando and it's swaying Jackie, but Holden REFUSES TO BOW TO HER despite Jackie having inside word she's super nice, which brings us to a COUNTERPOINT CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY CORNER - YES JACKIE, ARIANA IS STILL EVIL plus a list of times celebrities volunteered information that we really really did not need to know, Blindz and SHOUT OUTSSSSS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 15, 20241h 22m

Ep 658Talkin' TV - One Little Insider Trade, Ya Know

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This Week on Talkin' TV, Jackie and MJ almost derail everything by tryin' to talk books, including the book on which Six Schizophrenic Brothers was based, but Holden brings it back to the screen with his review of Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" and then it comes back to the 1993 Pauly Shore classic "Son In Law" as all paths in life do. Jackie makes a plea to the fans for some Christmas horror movie recommendations, and gives her thumbs up to "Emperor's New Groove" after not seeing it during her rebellious teen years. Max brings the dark takes of Florida nationwide with "It's Florida, Man" which gives a hilarious and horrifying visual reminder of how stupid people truly are, Jackie finally watched the movie "Bad Trip" and enjoyed it far more than she expected despite her hatred of pranks, Holden chunkin' up the new Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour and is watching a baseball documentary, which instantly makes Jackie audibly upset, unless it's the one about Dock Ellis pitching a 0 hitter on acid. MJ admits they owe Martha Stewart an apology after watching "Maratha", Jackie finished Penguin and having no Bats convinces the Bat-Burnt out Holden to give Penguin a chance, Jackie goes back to Taskmaster and Taskmaster Jr, plus this week of Talkin' TV wraps up with a journey back into the crypt of sadness known as the Golden Bachelorette! Thanksgiving - NetflixEmperor's New Groove - Disney+It's Florida, Man - MaxBad Trip - NetflixThe Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox - NetflixNo No: A Dockumentary - PeacockMartha - NetflixPenguin - MaxTaskmaster Series 17- Youtube, Channel 1Junior Taskmaster - Youtube, Channel 1Golden Bachelorette - Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 14, 202450 min

Ep 657Ep. 558: Baby Come Suck Me

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This week on Page 7 Holden, Jackie, and MJ discuss Jackie gettin' eyeboned by an Uber driver blasting "Wasn't Me" while in Vegas, where she saw the magical warlock Mr. Piffles and his arcane master Piff The Magic Dragon while sippin' on a liquid headache, MJ Kicks off tales of Heidi Klum Halloweens past and Halloween present including her and Janelle Monáe both wearing E.T. costumes this year, while Jackie talks of the several breakdowns on her path to transforming into an amazing Greta Gremlin! MJ warns Holden against the dangers of metal straws and children, as Holden channels his hatred of endangered turtles and love of disposable straws into art. Mariah Carey, freed from her ice tomb beneath the surface of the moon, claims "It's time" and has begun to attempt to spread a virulent strain of holiday cheer via Mariah's Holiday Bar in five major US cities (which sadly for Jackie and Holden does not include LA), and Raffi, the man who brought us "Banana Phone" is on the search for love and MJ pleads not to be too vulgar about Raffi as he is a sexless being transcendent of light. Plus Campbells Soup is makin' savory candles and Jackie may fall prey to a stuffing scented candle while also making a plan to become a snackfluencer via a livestreamed Holden torture session on the next LPN Funhouse! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why Must Beyonce Always Be Thanked?!?! Big thanks to Queen Bey btw, then over on the LIST; Actors that had to dye their hair or change their appearance in order to get the roles they actually wanted! The Blindz and SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 8, 20241h 29m

Ep 656Talkin' TV - Keep Crying

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Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks episode with a sobbing man (again) to get us all in the saddest of moods now that 31 for 31 has ended and the annual crack has appeared in the ice that encases Mariah 'The Great Turkey Eater' Carey til the beginning of the Christmas season thus causing all of us to forget about THANKGIVING, Jackie heads off to the Boiling Isles to take in the magic of THE OWL HOUSE, and speakin' of witches Holden, Jackie, and MJ give an update on their Agatha All Along progress and there is BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF LOVE IS BLIND like not literally but OOO BOI IT'S A SLOPPY SLOPPITY MESS of a reunion episode. And keepin' with drama, Holden keeps headin' into the House of Villains, plus he also finally sat down with some steak and wine to enjoy 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' to meh reception, despite still being better than the last few Tim Burton films. Jackie can't find a place to watch the new Martha doc for free, but she's seen plenty of the fallout, and to fully end 31 for 31 Jackie ends her horror movie marathonin' with Anora! Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Owl House - Disney+Agatha All Along - Disney+Love is Blind Season 7 - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - YoutubeLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMartha - NetflixAnora - IN THE THEAHTAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 6, 202449 min

Ep 655Ep. 557: Season Of The Witch

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This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden went with networks own editor Rob and the coulrophobia riddled Jake Young (WizBru and THE FLOOR) to see blood drenched evil demon clown led Terrifier 3, and Jackie's trying out some Fidget Puddy, aka SLIME! Jackie's true Halloween nightmare came to life with MISSING HOT DOGS at Costco and Knott's Scary Farms. Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition in Washington Square Park and attracts more than just admirers and it's THE POLICE, as well as possibly births an upcoming Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition, and a comment from MJ which leads to some Rat Boy vs Weasel Man discourse. Tom FishFucker Cruise is trending and THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE PAGE 7 FROM BEING THE TRUE WHISTLEBLOWERS!! Jackie's chompin' at the wishbone for that Turkey Time as November approaches, Mariah Carey gets told NOT YET in her get out and vote promo, Stevie Nicks gave an amazing interview to Rolling Stone in which she told Katy Perry to STAY OFF THE INTERNET while giving Chappell Roan a warning to not burn themselves out early due that INSANE schedule. Speaking of Chappell, they called out that photographer AGAIN, this time at Olivia Rodrigo's movie premiere, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Vin Diesel and The Rock Secret Agents (But NOT Lovers)?!?! On The List - Celebrities who say they've lived in real haunted houses and it's got MJ asking some questions, Blindz and MOOOORE ON THIS HAUNTING HALLOWEeEeeEEeEEeEN!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 31, 20241h 17m

Ep 654Talkin' TV - I Just Listen To Metal and Sing Rectangular

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This week on Talkin' TV Jackie kicks things off with some terrifying tales of the grave from Golden Bachelorette, while Holden comes with a plan to cull all the parents of Golden Bachelorette contestants to avoid them dying during an episode and make it even more depressing somehow, Jackie finally got to see Orville Peck making her and MJ Peckin' cousins, everyone on Love is Blind continues to be a moron and we'll soon get an update on the insane drama in the upcoming reunion episode, MJ is getting spooky with Midsommar and Children of the Koᴙn plus Holden and Jackie's hype for Terrifier has MJ interested but all that sloppy slimy gore has 'em apprehensive! What We Do In The Shadows returns for a final crepe season, Nosferatu is arriving this xmas and looks amazing, and MJ is taking the kids through classic Treehouse of Horror episodes, Jackie gives out some cheers and jeers, plus even more! Golden Bachelorette - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixMidsommar - MaxChildren of the Corn - AMC+Terrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHWhat We Do In The Shadows - HuluTreehouse of Horror - Disney+Tourist Trap - Peacock Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 30, 202453 min

Ep 653Ep. 556: Lean Into The Slime

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This week on Page 7 we're talkin' 'bout Diddy and JLo havin' people believing in the illuminati as MJ and Holden feel bad for ol' Jenny from the Block, Jackie brings news of North West's rizzling her mom with a couture Skibidi Toilet chain as well as the impending opening of a slime store at her local mall, Ariana Grande needs to provide RECEIPTS for her Elvira snub and her eyerolling non-apology statement, Cynthia Erivo is very upset by a fan edit of the Wicked poster removing her eyes cause the eyes are the windows to the house of the soul, Holden gets spooked by MJs house of haunted balloons and a cats tail, and Andrew Garfield went on 'Chicken Shop Date' and it was adorbz, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Shakira unable to lie because she is a WOODEN DOLL?! The List, Blindz, and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 24, 20241h 15m

Ep 652Talkin' TV - Do You Wanna Talk About the Darkness?

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This week on Talkin' TV, Jackie once again opens the tome of sorrow known as the Golden Bachelorette and it continues to unleash a stream of depression as well as mournful cries from from Holden and MJ, Martha Stewart calls out both the Golden Bachelors AND Ina Garten and Jake Young from Wizbru's journey on The Floor continues on for at least another week and he even gets an chant from the audience! Holden brings up how the Netflix doc about the Menendez Brothers shows just how flawed the Ryan Murphy series is, and Jackie keeps it sad by recommending the total tearjerker The Wild Robot. Jackie finally finishes Gravity Falls and MJ gets Holden excited for getting to watch shows with Wynnie as she gets older, Jackie recommends Demons to but MJ worries Gideon ain't up for it. MJ had to space the OG Salems Lot out across 4 nights as it's 183 minutes, and also talk about their love for the Halloween series, and Jackie and Holden can't wait for them to get to Season Of the Witch! Jackie also comes in last minute with a few classic recommendations including Fright Night, as well as Vanessa 5000 and even more on this Talkin' TV! Golden Bachelorette - HuluGastronauts - DropoutThe Floor Season 2 - Fox, HuluThe Menendez Brothers - NetflixThe Wild Robot - IN THE THEATAHHHHGravity Falls - Disney+Penguin - MaxDemons - ShudderThe Wicker Man (1973) - Amazon PrimeFright Night - MaxSalem's Lot (1974) - MaxVanessa 5000 - Dropout Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 23, 202454 min

Ep 651Ep. 555: The MomTok Project

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This week on Page 7 Holden wants to watch an ape give cunnilingus to another ape (who doesn't tbh), Jackie's feelin' herself to Ashnikko, and thankfully her fam is doin' fine but still without power due to ole Milton, MJ's got the lip reader transcript of Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek's incredibly awkward encounter at a Balenciaga! show, once again there is Chappell Roan banter about pressures of fame as well as her TikTok's from this past weekend, Olivia Rodrigo got to meet Pesto the penguin so please send it to Holden and he'll tell you her falling in that pit was karma for meeting such a wretched beast, MJ GOT HIS ORVILLE PECK TICKETS! Jessica Chastain publicly tweeted out about her refund not being enough for her TV not working on her Jetblue flight and people on Twitter got maaaaaad (at Jessica ofc), Raw Dawgin' flights is the new trend no one asked for, but lets hope it leads to some personal self reflection, Mariah Carey REFUSES to be seen under overhead lighting, but that's not stopping her from getting the 30th anniversary of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' ready to drop like a nuclear weapon, Jackie Stewart's slinging turkey tips even tho IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, JACKIE, Burger King introduces A BIG SLOPPY DIP CUP of Hidden Valley Ranch, finally a ranch cup fit for a WHOPPER...Over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Secret Lives of Mormon Wives a PSY OP and an ad from BIG SODA TO KEEP US IN THEIR SUGARY CLUTCHES!?!? A List of unbelieve facts about pop music and the weirdos that make it, Holden comes in at the last moment with info on the new T Swift Era Tours Book to much roasting, the Blindz and even MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 17, 20241h 21m

Ep 650Talkin' TV - I Love To Be Sad

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This week on Talkin' TV things are gettin' spOoOooOooky and sad as they talk more 31 fer 31 that includes a gush from Jackie about the Terrifier trilogy spooking her enough to enter her nightmares, then gives her approval on VHS Beyond and MJ's 31 fer 31 includes Jennifer's Body but only after nerding out on some essays about it first, Holden's got some catching up to do to meet Jackie and MJ when it comes to Love is Blind's icky sticky SCANDALS! MJ had to bend the knee on The Golden Bachelorette, something many of the contestants have only dreamed of doing since 2014, and Holden also chooses to stop, leaving Jackie alone in a grey garden of loss and sorrow. Jackie absolutely LOVES the new Netflix romcom series "Nobody Wants This" MJ has thoughts regarding the way Judaism is portrayed, but still found it relatable and charming! Jake Young from WizBru is currently on the game show THE FLOOR on Fox!! Jackie reveals she will release her 31 for 31 and MORE! Terrifier - PeacockTerrifier 2 - Amazon PrimeTerrifier 3 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHVHS Beyond - ShudderJennifer's Body - Peacock, HuluLove is Blind Season 7- NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - NetflixThe Floor Season 2 WITH JAKE YOUNG- Hulu Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 16, 202453 min

Ep 649Ep. 554: NO SMILING, PAGE 7

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This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are gettin' weird and wooly in here as they're talking about the slog disaster that is Joker 2, Ina Garten not telling us enough nuclear secrets in her book, Ariana Grande took a lie detector test and the rumor could be true that she doesn't believe in the moon landing, Megalopolis hit Jackie over the head with it's total insanity, Airheads came out with a scented foot spray to fRiGhTeN aWaY tHe BaD sMeLlS oOOOOoOooOoOOOooOOO!! MJ had a great time at their reunion and went to a real life midwest MALL! Dua Lipa is a fucking monster who drinks Diet Coke with Pickle Juice and Jalapeños, which gives MJ a flashback to Lindsey Lohan's disgusting as it sounds Pepsi and milk combo "Pilk", MomTok rises from the ashes of Kolob as SLoMM gets a second season over at Hulu, Holden shouts out Dick's Last Resort, a concept which makes MJ and Jackie want to cry at the thought of what would be said to them, Celine Dion teams up with the NFL for a Sunday Night Football promo and Spirit Halloween forces Jackie to process her HAWK TUAH ANGER due to their release of Hawk Tuah costumes, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Taylor Swift Murdered by her EVIL TWIN!?!?! On The List - Times Actors were so desperate for a role they begged, bargained and PLEADED! The Blindz and more on this week's Page 7. Stay safe out there! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 10, 20241h 18m

Ep 648Talkin' TV - Everyone In My Life Died

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden Jackie and MJ got some 31 fer 31 talk, the fallout from the new Menendez Brothers show from Ryan Murphy, the new Salem's Lot really does nothing the TV series already did, Joker 2 is a total boring lengthy disaster, and Megalopolis is a hilarious nonsensical glorious mess. Uzumaki's suffers from a drastic downward spiral in animation quality with it's second episode, spurring an executive to explain the slip in a now deleted tweet. Holden is feeling Spooky Season and recommends 2022's Talk to Me, and the Golden Bachelorette continues to be a graveyard of sadness filled with depressed ghosts, Love is Blind returns and brings so much unnecessary drama to contestants being possibly not rail thin white people, and Jackie gives Nobody Wants This a shot and is fairly impressed! All that, and more on this week's Talkin' TV Monsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixSalem's Lot (2024) - MaxJoker: Folie a Deux - IN THE THEATAHHHHHMegalopolis - IN THE THEATAHHHHHUzumaki - NetflixTalk to Me - HuluLove is Blind Season 7 - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluNobody Wants This - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 9, 202451 min

Ep 647Ep. 553: The Lady in the Van

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This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ are all mourning in one way or another, be it the loss of Kris Kristofferson, Dame Margaret Natalie Smith, or witnessing the Tomatometer rating for Hook, Holden claims to be the subject of a deepfake making him appear to not care about Maggie Smith's death, Jackie declares war on Christian Girl Autumn, Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock being the absolute best pile of trash named Marjorie, Jackie unveils a cat face bikini top to begin her descent into Siwadom, Jackie's starting the Terrifier franchise for her 31 for 31 and MJ is aimin' for 15 for 31, The Detroit Bridgerton Ball is a flop, but at least the single stripper who was hired as entertainment was talented and Jackie gets BREAKING NEWS of "American Pickers" Star Frank Fritz's untimely death! MJ stands as boldly and strongly as Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair after being outted as an Ancient Alien Head, and Lana Del Rey ties the knot with that swamp crawlin' gator man,and over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Katy Perry Cursed by NUNS!??!, in The List - Celebrity slipups on social media that revealed way more than they ever intended, Blindz and Shoutzzzzz!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 3, 20241h 27m

Ep 646Talkin' TV - Get Spooky

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden, Jackie, and MJ get into the gut-wrenching yet hilarious road trip captured in Will and Harper, causing everyone to reflect on their own experiences in rural areas of America, The Golden Bachelorette should just be named SAD MEN BEING SAD AND MAKING EVERYONE SAD! Adult Swim helps bring master horror manga creator Junji Ito's Uzumaki to the small screen with a 4 part series currently spiraling it's way onto Max. Jackie will scream it from the rooftops, WATCH THE SUBSTANCE, it has a great twist you WON'T see coming, MJ throws a call out for YOUR FEELINGS on the new Ryan Murphy incest show "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story." Jackie gives fat suited gross foot Colin Farrell as the Penguin a chance and loves it, and Holden's throwing out his rec of Netflix's new Vince McMahon doc "Mr. McMahon", Jackie slaps on down her rec of the new Saturday Night Live biopic "Saturday Night", while MJ is still lovin' Agatha All Along and MORE! Will and Harper - NetflixGolden Bachelorette - HuluUzumaki - NetflixThe Substance - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHMonsters: The Lyle and Eric Menendez Story - NetflixPenguin - MaxVince Mcmahon - NetflixSaturday Night - IN THE THEATAHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 2, 202453 min

Ep 645Ep. 552: Moo Deng, I Love You

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden the Unfeeling are talkin' Moo Deng, Oliva Nuzzi gettin' saucy over text with the worm colony that currently inhabits what's left of RFK Jr., and his wormbride Cheryl Hines is making candles and sellin' them at an L.A. farmers market, Bug Hall takes time away from huffing duster to scutter out from obscurity to vomit sexism against his own daughters on twitter, Ina Garten reveals there was a time when she left the Lord of Fire Island, Jeffrey, to like four or five peoples dismay, Martha Stewart does NOT like that Netflix spent so much time on her trial and prison sentence, Eric Roberts publicly apologizes for talkin' weird shit about his sister and family, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Trump A Massive Swiftie!?!? A List filled with celeb name change backstories, the Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 26, 20241h 19m

Ep 644Talkin' TV - Sister Wife

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In this weeks Talkin' TV Holden's feeling the spOoOoky season with Lisa Frankenstein and Jackie conjures up her horniness for Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn watching Agatha All Along, and MJ ponders if the new season of Interview with the Vampire is worth paying for AMC+. More Momtoktalk as MJ and Jackie recap the final episode of SLoMM and how gross Jennifer Affleck's relationship comes across, and in keeping with weird religious relationships - the season premiere of SISTER WIVES dropped on Max. The Golden Bachelorette had MJ BIG SAD and it's an absolute (wrinkly) sausage fest, Newest season of The Circle is out and it's gettin' trickier and Jackie gets slurped into Culinary Clash Wars, plus more! Lisa Frankenstein - Amazon PrimeAgatha All Along - Disney+Interview with a Vampire - AMC+Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluSister Wives - Max, Discovery +The Golden Bachelorette - HuluThe Circle - NetflixCulinary Clash Wars - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 25, 202443 min

Ep 643Ep. 551: A Peter Gabriel Pleasure

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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout two famous songs that are both about Rosana Arquette, Dave Grohl keeps havin' more and more confessions to make, the newest Jane's Addiction tour ending abruptly with an on stage nonsensical old man fight. Some VMA chat including Jackie givin' it up for Space Lifeform kissin' Sabrina Carpenter, T SWIFT FINALLY ENDORSED KAMALA after the Debate and it has D Trump using ALL CAPS on Truth Social while Ben & Jerry's is celebratin' with a custom flavor for Kamala, the Emmys were boro snoro this year. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Steven Seagal movies money laundering schemes for Russian oligarchs?! On The List - Actors that lied about accents, talents, injuries and MORE to their directors and producers, da Blindz and EVEN MORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 19, 20241h 15m

Ep 642Talkin' TV - Sinners and Saints

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie talk bout an alternative future where Russia won the space Race in For All Mankind, Jackie is feelin' Sunny, and there's even more drama in the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Momtok infestation of Jackie's algorithm. Holden gives a very positive final review of Dream Academy! MJ gives a review of the new to them sitcom, Kevin Can Fuck Himself and Jackie straps on her storm chasin' cap and heads into the eye of In the Eye of the Storm, and My Old Ass is an amazing movie, but it is NOT a comedy, and more! For All Mankind -Apple+Sunny - Apple+The Secret Wives of Mormon Wives - HuluPopstar Academy - NetflixKevin Can F Himself- NetflixIn the Eye of the Storm - Max, Discovery+My Old Ass- IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 18, 202447 min