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Ep 831Vaguely Held Captive w/ Seena Ghaznavi

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and Kara are joined by Seena to goss' 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland GOT MARRRRIED SECRETLY ALREADY, and Law Roach spilled THE BEANS! Jim Carrey's recent awards show appearance that left the internet wondering if it was even him, Kelly Osbourne is on defense after people appeared highly concerned online after seeing her recent weight loss. Tom Holland's dad runs a Patreon, which is where the news they got engaged was actually leaked from, Dr. Pepper is strategically releasing new products, such as tic-tac's, but Mr. Pibb is attempting a comeback! SJM is gonna be on the next "Call her Daddy", shocking news about citrus, Jackie is gettin' pumped for "Live Más LIVE", and next we got A LIST of actors who said "NO" TO NUDITY, and wore prosthetic body parts vs 15 who went FULL COMMANDOOOO! Then it's time for BLINDZ, and finally we're onto an INTERNATIONALE Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:12:02.683, with a sandwich adjacent MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:47.111, and ending @ 1:23:44.687 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 5, 20261h 27m

Ep 830Second Helpings - I've Lost Perspective

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Jackie and MJ are BACK with another slippy sloppy servin' of SECOND HELPINGS! Up top reminiscing about everyone's favorite 'oldest of 6' Big Sis Kara Klenk from yesterday's episode as we dive into the different sib dynamics eeeeeveryone falls into, then IT'S A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN because Jackie didn't tell MJ she was goin' to a DIRTY PUPPET SHOW CALLED "Puppet Up"! And the BETRAYALS just keep comin' as MJ watched the America's Next Top Model docu-series as instructed by Jackie last week....BUT JACKIE DIDN'T WATCH IT, but that's okay 'cause she was puttin' on an amaaaaazing "Monster Fuckers Against Ice" show. The docu-series just basically sums up as Tyra Banks bein' like Jake from Adventure Time, 'cause she 'didn't know it was wrong.' Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire continue to be weird old men and are hittin' up Lisa Rinna's daughters, BUFFY SIDEBAR - Sarah Michelle Gellar got asked "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with Angel, Riley and Spike and her answer has us questioning EVERYTHING, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell prove once more we should all know a lot less about each other, but what is NOT TMI is that Amanda Seyfried said she felt "so free" while filming the "Testament of Ann Lee" because she got to wear a prosthetic butthole and merkin, Matthew McConaughey did somethin' SHITTY to Timtim on the set of "Interstellar", and Jackie and MJ round out the show with some "Traitors" chat! PLUS SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 27, 20261h 15m

Ep 829Suck On Some Soup w/ Kara Klenk

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by the best bitch in the business Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout how lame the USA male hockey team has been after their Miracle on Ice Moment, how the USA female hockey team turned down the same invitation that made them the butt of the joke, but thankfully Flavor Flav (NOT Flava Flav) swooped in, the BAFTAs controversy has all of being Abraham Simpson at the burlesque theatre but we aaaallll know the BAFTAs are THE BITCH in the end! Jackie and MJ open Kara's mind to the intergalactic body horror that was "Animorphs", Barbra Streisand attempted to congratulate Alysa Liu on her Olympic win, but it just sort of turned into sundowning boomer talk, and celebs keep pushing pay for prayers via the Hallow App. Then we got a list to help lead the revolt against the uber rich, specifically "Today I Learned That The Ultra-Rich Spend Their Money In These 24 Ridiculous Ways, And I'm Feeling Ready To Revolt Like It's 1789"! Next we got BLINDZ, then it's onto a chewy fruity Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:06:46.179, with limited edition salty sweet MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:21:08.609, and ending @ 1:29:09.724 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 26, 20261h 33m

Ep 828Second Helpings - It's Giving Birthday?

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MJ and Jackie are back with another servin' of Second Helpings, MJ's freshly Chicago'd and it was STANKY, and they're gonna speak THEIR PEACE!! Plus they've got news on how Whitney did and they THINK THEY MIGHT LIIIIKE ITTT~ Jackie went to a bbno$ concert and was swarmed by the YOUNG, Brooklyn Beckham's 14 year old little sister sent him a happy valentines message and all he did was post a selfie with his new wife, and even tho no one asked, Gordon Ramsay has some WORDS for him. Shia LaBeouf is an absolute terror and trying to shirtlessly enter churches for Ash Wednesday but NO ONE WANTS HIM. Jackie started the HBO show "Neighbors", and then we got "THE TRAITORS" TALK with spoilers A PLENTY! Netflix is dropping "Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model" and it's going to make Tyra look BAAAAAAD, so check back in next week! and ending on none upsetting news, no phones on the set of "The Pitt", so Noah Wyle made a lil video about how there's a library on set for people if they get bored during filming since they can't have their phones, Jackie watched "Predator: Badlands" and it was sick as heeellll, plus even more pop culture goss'! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 20, 20261h 14m

Ep 827Happy Birthday, Dude w/ Holden McNeely

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and our birthday boi MJ are joined by Holden McNeely to goss' 'bout MJ's going to Times Square to see "Chicago" so they can say whether Whitney sucks or not (make sure to check out "Second Helpings tomorrow!"), and then we got an extra early LIST 'bout stunt casting! MJ went to see the live "Dancing with the Stars" with their momma, Rumer Willis let us know with 3 posts that she's a single mom, with 4 jobs...but yes she still recognizes that safety net beyond what most people have, and Shia LaBeouf started a spree of chaos and reign of terror during Mardi Gras. Next we got us a list that shows some of the CRAZY SHOCKING THINGS celebrities have done! Followed by a "Blind Items P7 Greatest Hits" for our guest Holden! Then it's onto a sweet treat Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:11:00.370, with a not really a knockoff but kind of is MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:36.327, and ending @ 1:24:32.294 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 19, 20261h 29m

Ep 826Second Helpings - Don't Perceive Me

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MJ and Jackie are back again servin' up another batch o' Second Helpings! Up top Jackie fills MJ in on how Geoff read "Everything Is Tuberculosis" and everything IS tuberculous, and after Jackie droppin' t-burc facts, she talks about how she got a custom made lip color at 'The Lip Lab', and proved the circle of life remains intact! James Van Der Beek has passed and it made MJ finally understand their parents getting so sad about actors they grew up with passing, Jackie and Geoff spent their time watching the Olympics and couldn't get over how dangerous the biathlon seems, plus a shout out to the Minnesota curling team callin' out ICE! JD Vance got Boo'd at the Olympics, but Mariah Carey got briefly thawed to perform during the opening ceremony, despite the fact that it was most likely lip synced, and even more Olympic chat! Jill Zarin is a nightmare person and got kicked from the new RHONY E! series, and they're bringin' in DORINDA! MJ and Gideon watched the first episode of "I Love LA", Jackie watched "Wonderman" with Geoff, and Jackie says "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is so goooooood! Jackie watched "Suddenly Amish" in her Noro-haaaaaaze and now feels bad for them. They keep GETTIN' INSIDE HER HEAD, so should she continue watchin' it? The "Puppy Bowl" puppy passed, but let's talk about the new "Traitors" episode instead! And after saving one from a pool, MJ is the new rat king in town! PLUS SO MUCH MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 13, 20261h 16m

Ep 825Nick and Noro's Infinite Puke List w/ Jake Young

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Jackie and MJ are BACK and joined by the nerd that's NOT LIKE THE OTHER NERDS, Jake Young, to goss' 'bout flashin' back to them early days of internet memes and whatnot, plus a recent Adobe blunder with Adobe Edge, Jackie watched the Olympics because she was trapped in the bed with a norovirus haaaaze! There's controversy around the Serena Williams GLP-1 ad as well as Mike Tyson's "I was a big gross fatty" ad, Bad Bunny did AMAZING, but there was faaaaar too much AI slop in the ads! The Olympics are experiencing a PENIS GATE involving acid injections (and not the fun kind), plus the first legal back flip on ice in 28 years, and MJ will be going with their mother to see "Dancing with the Stars" Live for their 40th! In the afterglow of his Super Bowl, which revealed the cereal eating while driving was STAGED, William Shatner said he was relentlessly bullied for his name. Then it's a LIST of CURSED behind the scenes stories of movies that were WAAAAAAAAAAY more chilling than what actually made it to the THEATRE! Then we got some SUPER BOWL THEMED BLINDZ! Lastly, we got a very scrotal lookin' Valentines Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:00.790, with a SWEET TREAT MJ's Minute Munchies starting at 1:17:26.046 AND A THEME SONGED Jakie's Slakie's starting at 1:20:52.740, going til 1:27:50.198!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 12, 20261h 33m

Ep 824Whos The Bitch - Episode 72 - Lemon Squeeze Me In

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Bitch your way with us through this hump day as a special treat!Kara and Jackie are back with another episode, this time with video over on the Youtube! They're still preppin' for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this Thursday, February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET, but until then Jackie's gobblin' up some Mr. Bubbles craft soda and hittin' refresh on that eBay listing for the BuzzBallz 9carat pink diamond ring. Check out the BITCHathon for a reveal on who had the closest guess on the ending price! In other BITCHy news, RHONY OGs are heading to E! for a planned reunion, then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE!Our first voicemail comes in from a listener who wants to know if they'd be the BITCH when it comes to leaving a guy who on paper seems right, but the lack of physical intimacy has her second guessing everything?This week's first letter comes from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to just donate all the supposed "sentimental items" their abusive, alcoholic-ex left behind yeeeears ago?Our next caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for waning their husband to get a vasectomy or is he THE BITCH for refusing?Then this week's final email comes from a listener who wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for not putting out more because of their schedules, or is their partner THE BITCH when they get moody when they don't/can't make time for sex?Got a BITCHuation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 11, 20261h 11m

Ep 823Second Helpings - Witches Have Entered The Chat

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Jackie and MJ are baaaack again with another servin' of celeb goss! This week continues the trend of everything bein' hell as up top we got talk about the kidnapping of Today Show host Savannah Guthrie's mother, Jason Bateman's eye rolling interview with Charli xcx proves he needs to learn to research his guests, and Jackie watched the trailer for The Housemaid, Sydney Sweeny has a Bezo's backed lingerie line comin' out, the tulpa Holden created know as Evil Skinny Lizzo is letting everyone know that SOME people in the Epstein files are probably cool, Michael Rapaport proved he's a Zohran Moron once again by being fooled by obvious AI, and then (SPOILER WARNING) some Traitors chat! OG RHONYers are starting a rival show on E, Jackie and Geoff watched "I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not", plus Meredith Marks did a very unapologetic line in front of everyone during her DJ set, and even more on this Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 6, 20261h 20m

Ep 822Every Week Is Difficult w/ Natalie Jean

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This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Natalie Jean to discuss yet another chaotic week in pop culture, including the tragic loss of Catherine O'Hara. Then in some more positive news, there's some more "Wonder Man" talk, chat about Justin Bieber's Grammys performance, including his new back tattoo that's either Hailey or a young Jesus, plus "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" CHAT! Jackie reminds everyone 'bout the Feb 25th monster fucker show at the Ripped Bodice in LA, and lil more Grammy check-in before the LIST of JUST FACTS but a deeper dive is gonna be on "Second Helpings"! Then we got a few blindz that DON'T involve Jeffrey Epstein. Finally, we got LYING COOKIES for Jackie's Snackie's at 1:10:21.133, and a RED HAWT MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:17:09.596, until 1:22:22.461Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 5, 20261h 27m

Ep 821Second Helpings - Everything Is An Ad

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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are servin' up another helpin' a haw goss', including Martha Stewart gettin' called out by her 14 year old grandkid made her actually be political, Neil Young giving Greenland the gift of Neil Young, and Barbara Corcoran faking her death with a funeral for her 70th birthday! DJ Fat Tony let everrrybody know what happened at that Beckham Peltz wedding, Jackie and Geoff watched "Atomic Blonde" and it's exactly what she wanted and MJ and Gideon started "Wonderman", then it's time for some talk about the current controversy with the Safdie bros, Gordon Ramsey and I Can't Believe Its Not Butter have a COLLAB, and Timothée Chalamet is saying he deserves the Oscar MORE THAN LEO, and MJ is starting "The Traitors"! Plus EVEN MOREEEEEEE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 30, 20261h 22m

Ep 820Cuckin' That Dunkin' w/ Mike Lawrence

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Mike Lawrence to goss' 'bout those Oscar noms, including "Hamnet" "Sentimental Value", plus somehow "F1" and a rundown of past Oscar moments, as well as some talk about how they are changing the ceremonies (for the worse). Kirsten Dunst shared a video saying her husband, Jesse Plemons, should gotten a nom since Tim Tim did, and then we got THE LIST full of extremely TMI admissions from famous people that will make you question if they are oookkkaaayyyy!!! Followed by blindz that let Mike know he WOULD like a cuckin', and a throwback to those childhood UTIs with a soapy Jackie's Snackie's from 1:07:27.553 til 1:18:22.489, with ANOTHER chip that's not a chip in a never-ending quest AND A BRANDSPANKIN'NEW THEME SONG during MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:14:39.306!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 29, 20261h 22m

Ep 819Second Helpings - Scared, Sad, and Horny

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie's feelin' BONE'd and MJ just finished gettin' PLURIB'd! We're still following 'The Traitors' and support their hilarious takedown of the human personification of a Tim Robinson character that's known as Michael Rapaport, Jackie ain't got TIME for thrillers unless there's peni! Everyone's meltin' and slidin' for 'Heated Rivalry', including the Olympics' committee since they'll be the TORCHBEARERS THIS YEAR! MJ and Gideon started 'His & Hers' after finishin' that PLURIBIN'. 'Days Of Our Lives 'has 15,000 episodes and has been runnin' for OVER 60 YEARS! While 'The Pitt' as everyone talkin' and Noah Wyle's givin' shitty boners. 'Game of Thrones' has a new show comin' out, but it's also NOT 'Game of Thrones'. Jackie and Geoff went to a 'Crimes of Passion' museum and honed their severed penis tossin' skills. Meghan Trainor and her husband welcomed their 3rd kid via surrogacy and the internet proved it still sucks. MJ's STILL thinkin' 'bout that inappropriate mommy/son dance the BeckHAMs had, there's also a photo of William Shatner showin' he's ready to die. Lisa Barlow got an 'I don't know her' from Ben Affleck after lying about him as a cover, the internet went after JLo for supposedly snubbin' the Glambot, Green Day is joinin' Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl and we're all gonna PUTH our pants! All this and MORE on this weeks Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 23, 20261h 15m

Ep 818I Feel Like I Made It Weird w/ Amber Nelson

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This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Amber Nelson! Up top is lotta talk of the Brooklyn Beckham drama and how out of touch it is, then MJ keeps checkin' in on Activist Supreme HILARIA, but she's keepin'...how you say...silent, also she made a video about her age and Alec Baldwin said 6-7 and we all wanna die, plus MJ lets us know the kids are ooooover it! Lily Allen shared an edited photo of Brooklyn Beckham amid his mama drama, the Olsen twins were trained like pups on the set of "Full House" with snacks, and Rachel Ward from "The Thorn Birds" fame had to make a video in her backyard to be like "yeah, i look different from when I made that movie. I'm 68!" And finally we're onto THE LIST full of truly HORRIFYING stories of celebs finding out that they were being cheated on!!! Followed by blindz, and a savory Jackie's Snackie's from 1:14:04.798 til 1:25:05.640, with a chip that's not a chip because it's popcorn MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:22:47.789! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 22, 20261h 27m

Ep 817Second Helpings - It's Just a Death Cult, Guys

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ announce the "Cats" curse has been broken after taking off 2025 and damning humanity, P7 was back at giving "CATS" (the movie) the eyeball views it rightfully deserves. TWICE. Now that the curse has been broken, it's time to dive into a 26 minute breakdown of how it's more about the souls they suck than the milk they drink, and expose a potential disturbing death cult within the Catsverse. Jennifer Lawrence has another day in the headlines because people can't get jokes, then there's a KJ KORNER, cause KJ APA hung out with some Riverdale castmates including Cole Sprouse, and more importantly MR FANTASY AND ROBERT IRVINE MADE CONTENT TOGETHER! The first 3 episodes of "Traitors" dropped last week featuring Mama Kelce, and finally a special guest shows up cause they were talkin' shit on Rumpleteazer! All that and SO MUCH MORE on this weeks Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 16, 20261h 12m

Ep 816Monkeys That Kill w/ Kara Klenk

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This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Kara Klenk to discuss the childhood trauma that was "Little Monsters", Daniel Stern got busted for soliciting so his bandit won't be wet anytime soon, as well as Kara's experience going to school with Katherine Heigl during the release of the creepy Gérard Depardieww led "My Father, the Hero." The Pitt has everyone screeeeaaaammmmiinnnggg after that last cliffhanger, Jackie gives us an update on the reaction to her "all nerd clusters taste the same" statement, and Kara comes in with some candy insider news! Then it's time to dive into all that Golden Globes Goss', including Leonardo DiCaprio acted like a human, which was big news after that awkward "Actors on Actors" with Jennifer Lawrence, the film industry finally recognized the greatest actor of our time, Indy. Then we got a LIST full of SURPRISING early jobs of NOW famous celebrities that Jackie may or may not have read before, BUT OH WELL!!! Followed by Blind Items: 100% GOLDEN GLOBES EDITION, and a Valentine's inspired Jackie's Snackie's from 1:08:03.270 til 1:16:54.015, with a savory-sweet MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:14:29.484!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 15, 20261h 18m

Ep 815Second Helpings - Song Sung BOOHOO

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MJ and Jackie are back with another servin' of second helpings! This week we got a big scoopa Ashely Tisdale mommy group drama, MJs joining Jackie by getting their Plurb on, and Jackie prepares herself to become the horse. In a very normal move Travis Barker bought his daughter lingerie for Christmas, the human fleshbeard Spencer Pratt announced he's running for mayor of LA, and MJ recommends "One Battle After Another" despite the fact that off screen both Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio are turds. Netflix is changing their guidelines to there only being 17 days in the theatre before streaming, Jackie has some super sad movie facts about "The Iron Giant" and MJ watched Knives Out 3! The second season of "The Pitt" started dropping, "Song Sung Blue" trailer was a real head scratcher, and Jackie reads a listener email with some insider hot goss' 'bout that Ariana Ethan showmance, all that and more on this week's Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 9, 20261h 18m

Ep 814Chaste and Stable 2026 w/ Jake Young

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ tap Jake as a last minute substitution to discuss the hawt and steamy bubble butt filled "Heated Rivalry", Jackie is going to be in an upcoming dating sim, plus someone from "I Love LA" gave his opinion on "Heated Rivalry" and it was that he did not think the sex was realistic enough, but has since taken back his criticism. After 35 minutes its time to talk about CLEINE DION's amazing job as the GRINCH! MJ claims to not to want to fuck Walton Gogins as the GRINCH, but says he is the most fuckable Grinch. A list of Famous People Who Were Turned Away, Kicked Out, or Even BANNED From Public Places OR EVENTS! Then the blindz, and then we're back with our first list of 2026, followed by a GOOSHY Jackie's Snackies @ 1:14:39.889 and a Jakie's Slackies that's very on brand, but not review worthy until 1:23:55.980! All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 8, 20261h 26m

Ep 813CelebReadies: Love, Pamela Part 2

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We love you Pamela. We are so sorry for how the world treated you. We are so sorry for EVER DOUBTING YOU! On today's episode we finish the second half of Pamela Anderson's Love, Pamela, spanning from her abusive marriage with Tommy Lee to her activism around the world. What a well lived life, despite so much trauma. What a WELL READ LIFE! Pamela Anderson LOVES to read, and it comes through in this beautiful, poetic, reflective book that left us wanting more. Enjoy it with us and remember: never underestimate a woman just because she's hot!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 2, 202654 min

Ep 812When Harry Met Sally...WATCHALONG

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This is the New Year and we didn't feel any different...until Jackie and MJ's return for the first time since 2025, to sit down and rewatch the 1989 Rob Reiner classic "When Harry Met Sally"! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jan 1, 20261h 39m

Ep 811CelebReadies: Pamela Anderson's Love, Pamela Part 1

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Merry Boxing Day one and all!We love you Pamela! LOVE, PAMELA!!Today we go through the first half of Pamela Anderson's beautiful, poetic memoir. We learn about her childhood in rural Canada, her big break into modeling simply by being hot and wearing a LeBatt's shirt, her recruitment by Playboy, and her rocket ship to stardom. She is truly an incredible person and we are enjoying the hell out of this book!See y'all next year!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 26, 202552 min

Ep 810My Secret Santa WATCHALONG

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On this special Christmas watchalong, we are told the tale of a mother that will do anything for her daughter, who likes when there's a fresh sheet of gnar pow on the slope and they can be the first to shred it, and this Claus will do whatever she can to keep her daughter shreddin'.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 25, 20251h 34m

Ep 809Second Helpings - Fleshed Colored Baby Choir

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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back, and "Heated Rivalry" has Jackie drownin' in her own drool, but manages to save herself to tell tale of "A Newport Christmas" as well as other bizarre Christmas films. MJ watched Alicia Silverstone's new Christmas movie and def recommends it over Michelle Pfeiffer in "Oh. What. Fun". Jackie and MJ also discuss the stacked cast but somehow forgotten "Love The Coopers", Himbo Christmas is here with "Finding Mr. Christmas", Meghan Markle suggests wrappin' those Polly Pockets in silk scarves for the season, and Macaulay Culkin is showing his kids "Home Alone", but they don't realize it's him in them yet and it's helping him connect to his past work in a way he never has before. KJ Apa is gonna be Jimmy Stewart in a biopic film that's possibly going to be a weird Trojan horse Christian thing, Jackie and MJ got into a FIGHT during the watching of "Muppet's Christmas Carol" about them weird ass singin' baby Muppets, Ethan Hawke says he gets T bell for aaaaannnyyy reason and ol' Gooper called it a sickness to his face, and JLaw interviewed Leonardo DiCaprio for Actors on Actors! Coldplay Kiss Cam Lady broke her silence, and then we're goin' through a list of some of the top pop culture moments of 2025!!! Plus Josh Brolin loves "KPop Demon Hunters", and then closin' out with some "New Years, New Intentions"! AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 19, 20251h 22m

Ep 808Holiday Train w/ Holden McNeely

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are reunited with Holden to talk about how that dirty fucking child from Christmas Shoes should learn to BATHE to stop illin' his mom, the tragedy of Rob and Michele Reiner, and it's time to dig into some feminine rage because Martha Stewart eats a bagel real weird. Dick Van Dyke made it 100 against his own wishes, happy bday! Holden's wearin' his cardigan as we dive into some quick Swiftie talk and share disappointment about her SILENCE, SKIMS got themselves an Ozempic Santa because of course they did, David Letterman keeps gettin' confused for Dick Van Dyke, so let that speak for his skin care routine, and Holden's enjoyin' the new Eras tour doc thing! Next we got our list and we're checkin' it twice 'cause it's a list full of NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION FAAAAAAAAACTS!!!!! Followed by Blindz Timez, with a Jackie's Snackies @ 1:15:30.608 and an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:23:09.000, until 1:25:40! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 18, 20251h 28m

Ep 807Second Helpings - Grizzled Half Alive Elder

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back to talk more of this weeks goss'! Up top producer Adam, MJ and Jackie talk about the upcoming Bright Eyes anniversary shows, and Jackie gets more ready for Christmas by listening to Evermore for the first time this season, and then there's some more Tay talk including her recent Colbert appearance! JoJo Siwa announces a return to form with a massive bow filled cruise, HILARIA let us know she HAS to post photos of her kids, or else the papz won't leave her alone! Outside of the holiday season watches, Jackie's been bingin' "Madmen" with Geoff and lovin' it, as well as "Welcome to Derry" AND "Heated Rivalry" the mere image of Jacob Elordi made Jackie's brain break, but he's doing "Actors on Actors" with GOOP! Timothée Chalamet's Ping-Pong character gonna be on the Wheaties box, Jackie enjoyed "Rental Family", and Jackie hopes MJ, along with everyone gets PLURIB'D, and then a solemn moment of realization that this is the first non-DWTS episode until next season! All that and more on this weeks Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 12, 20251h 8m

Ep 806Choco Taco Has Risen w/ Jake Young

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This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as their talkin' the horrors of Christmas including Grýla, and her appearance in the even more blood curdling terror that is "Red One." Jackie continues to sing the praises of the UniversalYums advent calendar, Jake brings up a concerning connection with Miley and mullets, and then it's time for some Golden Globe chat! Matthew Lillard is a bit upset by being attacked by Quentin Tarantino for apparently no reason as his pissfest continues, and then it's time for the List of "16 Times Celebs Tried To Be Funny, Relatable, Or Wise, But Actually Came Across As Extremely Out-Of-Touch"! After that it's Blindz time, followed by Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:14.885, MJs Minute Munchies @ 1:14:21.352, and Jakey's Slakey's @ 1:17:30.025! All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 11, 20251h 25m

Ep 805Second Helpings - Hockey, But Make It Gay

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are BAAACK, and start things off with DWTS, including the fact that it got sadly spoiled as they could not watch it live, but watching Alfonso Ribeiro get roasted by his kids (and looking like his soul left him) was great! JoJo Siwa danced through a burst ovarian cyst because she had a performance scheduled and WTF!??!, MaCaulay Culkin got booed for saying "Die Hard" ISN'T a Christmas movie, Kara and Jackie got tickets to the Mariah Carey Holiday bar!!!, and MJ got tickets for "Les Misérables: The Arena Concert Spectacular"! Jackie reveals she DIDN'T get poocraved with her advent calendar this year, Kevin Spacey is starting up a harmonic lounge show in Tel Aviv, plus Alexa and Brennon from "Love is Blind" are GETTIN' A DIVORCE-O! Quentin toesuckin Tarantino has some garbage thoughts on Paul Dano's acting performance with commentary from producer Adam! MJ's had a UTURN opinion on Lloyd Dobler and his boombox after a viewing + live Q&A with one Mr. John POOSACK, and Jackie's got a new show rec that she was surprised even Geoff liked, plus Jackie is learning about an all new type of penalty box with the discovery of hockey smut! All that and more on this week's Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 5, 20251h 14m

Ep 804For Good and Blue Balls w/ Natalie Jean

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This week Jackie and MJ welcome LPN's Natalie Jean, to find out if that thangs green or not, as well as a good bit of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, including the complete disrespect shown to Mrs. Claus! Cynthia and Ariana continue to be attached at the hip in the ashes of the Wicked release, while Miley gives hope to weasel-faced men by announcing her engagement to Maxx Morando! "Stranger Things" Season 5 finally releases the children to their adulthoods, MJ and Jackie explain their love of Dancing with the Stars to Natalie, and Whitney Leavitt revealed she only did the newest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives so she could do DWTS, followed by an analysis of her dancing skills from expert Natalie! Then it's time for a list of 12 Facts That I learned That Sound Very Fake But Are Actually 100% REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, the Blindz, and a psychologically traumatizing 2parter Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:09:19.403 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:19:00.137 that runs until 1:24:52.074. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dec 4, 20251h 28m

Ep 803CelebReadies: Joan Rivers' Enter Talking & Still Talking

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It's time to kick back with some turkey day leftovers!Joan Rivers, everyone. What a character. She's complicated. But this book is about the first seven years of her career, and it's fascinating. This is Joan in her own voice, describing how she spent her 20s, in the 1950s, as a single woman trying to make it as a stand up. We certainly understand people who don't like her jokes, and still, it's amazing to hear the story of how she got her first break. This is a one and done, but we'll be back next week with her next book, Still Talking!Man, it just goes to show you how OPTIMISM is TERRIFYING. In this week's brand new book, we pick up a few decades after last week's book ended on its moment of beautiful, hopeful opportunity for Joan. This book is about how it all goes to shit. This book also really helps us understand how Joan Rivers became who she was to many of us who got to know her in the 90s and 2000s. This is a story of blind ambition, industry pissing contests, and professional and personal tragedy. Big ol' content note for discussions of suicide. This one is as much a list of grievances as it is a book, but if you're interested in show biz, it's a fascinating list of grievances! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 28, 20251h 42m

Ep 802Addams Family Values WATCHALONG

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GOBBLE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! Don't forget to check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream TODAY AT 5:30am PST/8:30am EST over on HoldenatorsHo TWITCH! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 27, 20251h 32m

Ep 801Second Helpings - Melting and Weeping

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Jackie and MJ are back again for another Second Helpings, and comin' out the GATE with DWTS because MJ's changed their stance on Dylan Efron (because he's beautiful and doesn't know it). Then we're talkin' turkey, because Jackie realized she didn't need to CANCEL thanksgiving just cause big bro and Eddie wouldn't be in town, just scale it down, and then we're talkin ADVENT CALENDARS including the Universal YUMS Calendar Jackie got for herself! Jackie eats possibly spoiled Wicked Cream on air, because she didn't know it was sent from someone until 4 days after it arrived. The Wicked promo tour continues on, full of collabs and very awkward interviews with Cynthia and Ariana, Jackie and MJ talk about just how much Mormon Reality TV they have consumed lately, including the newest season of Secret Lives, and it was Prince night on DWTS, with an appearance by MR FANTASY HIMSELF! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE 5:30AM THANKSGIVINGS DAY PARADE STREAM ON TWITCH NEXT THURSDAY, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Micro Jackie's Snackies at 32:47 or so!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 21, 20251h 17m

Ep 800This is My Show w/ Henry Zebrowski

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This week on Page 7 it's HENRY'S WORLD AND We're lucky to be livin' in it on this inaugural Thanksgiving episode filled with brotherboss butterfly kisses and goss' 'bout Keith Urban playing "Pink Pony Club" at a Mar-a-Lago Club party attended by Chappell Roan superfan Trump, and everyone's just so darn proud of Natural Jackie. Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are now surgically attached at the wrist, Spongebob did a sexy shoot to prove he's totally not a livin' pile of tapioca pudding and nooo onnnneeee caaaaressss, dude! MJ prepares for a first viewing of "Addams Family Values", Henry reveals him and his tussy are gonna be on the road for Thanksgiving leaving Jackie with a Micro-Thanksgiving, some celeb Thanksgiving news including Wolfgang Van Halen and mother Valerie Bertinelli chain restaurant Thanksgivings. Henry recalls OJ being a regular at the bar of the hotel he stayed at for his wedding, and then we got a list that flashes back to a time of fewer labor and animal welfare laws with a LIST of old Hollywood publicity stunts that were SO WILD, they make today's studios LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY (and I ain't TALKIN' THE MOVIE), and BLINDZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:48.260 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:21:22.476 that runs until 1:24:16.164. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 21, 20251h 27m

Ep 759Second Helpings - I Contain Multitudes

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back and the thanksgiving puffs from Jackie's Snackies are a hit in the studio makin' Jackie wish she'd used 'em all for content, MJ reports that their kids really don't understand why adults like Thanksgiving, and speaking of Thanksgiving, get ready for a Thanksgiving day watch along of "Addams Family Values!" Jackie highly recommends "The Chair Company" on HBO Max, and it's dawned on us that everything is Wicked, Stranger Things, OR Christmas right now. Jackie has some thoughts on "Die My Love" and also chunked up the 2.5hr long Frankenstein and loved it! The new director of the "Wuthering Heights" film has gotten some heat for makin' some weird choices, and Jackie is no longer a "Welcome to Derry" skeptic, then a spoiler filled DWTS chat, including Hilaria milkin' if for all it's worth. Plus Meghan Markle was deleted from the KRIS JENNER BDAY PARTY PHOTOS, and even more on this week's Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 14, 20251h 16m

Ep 758When in Boat w/ Ed Larson

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This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPOTL, Brighter Side, and HGX2 host Ed Larson fresh from his Crimewave at Sea journey to goss' 'bout Eddie's upcoming stand up shows, and more! Mr. Fantasy has been announced as one of the performers for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, causing MJ and Jackie to recall the days of Riverdale Roundup, and Eddie learns about HILARIA and Alec's daughter's skincare book. Kris Jenner had her 70th bday party and it's got everyone talkin' about her new face, the most important news of the year, THE BUTTERBALL REPORT has dropped, Tillamook unleashes Butternaise to ensure no-one ever burns a grilled cheese again, a slightly out of time List, 20 Facts about classic Halloween movies that are equal parts delightfully geeky and 100% truly fascinating, then the BLINDZZZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:55.350 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:18:48.453 that runs until 1:23:30.095. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 14, 20251h 27m

Ep 757Second Helpings - We're Still Cryin'

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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' the NYC mayoral election, and the incredible New York Post cover that resulted from it, plus the subsequent wild goose chase MJ went on to find a copy for Jackie and Geoff. Jackie is wavering on her stance on Christmas decor BEFORE Thanksgiving, and comes in with an early xmas endorsement, but Mariah Carey's unthawing was sadly a Sephora ad. Jackie got taken to the premiere of the tear jerker doc "Come See Me in the Good Light." Everyone's pleading and begging has paid off, Meghan Markle is finally coming back to the beloved screen! "All's Fair", the Kim Kardashian led Ryan Murphy legal drama, is doing just as well in the reviews as you would expect, coming from someone who blamed ChatGPT for failing law school. Staff has unleashed DunkaPoos upon the world, and then it's time to talk some DWTS, including the heart of the show.... Andy Richter. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 7, 20251h 16m

Ep 756Sucrose Ecstasy w/ Jake Young

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as MJ drops a Thanksgiving bombshell after 15 YEARS WITH JACKIE! Another story proves that David Harbour is just noooo good, then some Halloween costume chat including Jake and Marie's costume that only Henry and Geoff knew, and Jackie's already started gettin' in her reps at the turkey gym. People Magazine has crowned Jonathan Bailey as the sexiest man alive of 2025, Ariana Grande traded in Spongebob for a hunter and may be using her homewrecker powers FOR GOOD! Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are starting to sync up like Extreme Sisters, and KATSEYE went as Many Mariahs for Halloween, next we got a list of 14 times celebs were VERY confidently wrong about basic facts, then we got some SPICY blindz! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:11.031 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:17:07.043, plus a special Jake Liquid Beverage Time Moment that runs until 1:27:56.976. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nov 6, 20251h 31m

Ep 755Halloween Second Helpings

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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are conjuring up the spirit of Halloweens past, including Jackie goin' to a really spooky haunt in an abandoned mall and MJ's past trauma/fun from "The Haunted Forest" and MJ's kids keep goin' to the haunts, but Baby Michael Myers is not their cuppa tea, revelations were made this holiday season that have lead to MJ and Gideon takin' on more monsta movies, including the Swedish "Let The Right One In", PLUS DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT BLOODBATH ON YOUTUBE! It was Halloween Week on DWTS, which now leads MJ and Jackie havin' some questions about the DRAMA and Injuries!! GIDEON NEEDS TO CHECK HIS FACTS B4 COMIN' FOR BBY IRWIN as he got poocraved, despite everyone being saturated in Stranger Things merch, it ain't comin' back til AFTER HALLOWEEN, in November, but does anyone even want to watch Mr. Duane Reade Bagga Butt Plugs now? Jackie got to see "Bugonia", but she won't ruin it! "K-pop Demon Hunters" is doin' 1 more theatrical run THIS WEEKEND ONLY, and Jackie rewatched "The Frighteners" for the first time since she was a kid! Mariah Carey will be unthawing herself THIS EVENING to welcome her upcoming season, PLUS Jackie DESECRATED the Halloween season by making A TURKEY! - Happy Halloween Everybody!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 31, 20251h 15m

Ep 754Why Won't You Die Already? w/ Holden McNeely

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined, once again by Holden McNeely to discuss Holden coming to terms with being a monster fucker, and spill the tea on Wynnie becoming a diva and not understanding why she's not always the star! Holden calls out Jackie for daring to have a grey hair, and the "Eat, Pray, Love" author did an Eat, Pray, Love 2, where she plotted to murder her terminally ill partner, proving maybe she IS the problem! Plus Sophie Turner and Chris Martin are together which causes a massive yawn across the entrainment world. Mr. Fantasy released a NEW SONG, and errrybody says it's a BANGER! Then a list of celebrity parenting rules that make either a ton of sense or very little sense, followed by the blindz even HOLDEN can't guess! Jackie's Snackies starts an unplanned pickledicament 'round 1:10:38.401 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:16:03.459, and runs until 1:18:53.845! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 30, 20251h 23m

Ep 753Second Helpings - Lookin' Like A Sex Robot

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout the death of the showmances from Wicked, including Cynthia and Ariana if the DWTS appearance for Wicked Night was as awkward as it seemed on TV, and Jackie witnessed the healing power of the 2006 film "She's the Man" as she starts preparing for her "special moment" in her choir performance. Alan Hamel made an obvious AI powered sex bot of Suzanne Somers because he will not let her rest in peace, Kim Kardashian was on "Call Her Daddy" and proved she's closer to Lucille Bluth than ever before and then pays tribute to The Faceless's 2017 album "In Becoming a Ghost" at the "Academy Museum Gala". Jackie didn't like "Black Phone 2", and speaking of spooky movies MJ's watched "Shadow of the Vampire" as well as the soul crushing documentary "the Perfect Neighbor." Then it's time for DWTS chat, including Jackie eatin' that Topanga hate, the Pentatonix dude leaving, and Andy Richter somehow still sticking around, all that and more on this week's Second Helpings!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 24, 20251h 23m

Ep 752You're Gettin' Puck'd! w/ Kara Klenk

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Cinnamon Spice Chai-ara Klenk to goss' 'bout how no one realized "Kiss of the Spiderwoman" was already out, and the fact that there are photos floating of JLo and Benboy lookin' at each other with heart eyes once again! JLo addressed one of her many many lores, RBatz and JLaw did a movie that's comin' out called "Die My Love" and the released fight scene has been raising their eyebrows, and Sabrina Carpenter did an SNL performance that wasn't very well researched, plus the Reebok x Bravo COLLAB that is aimed right at Kara! Plus Ashton Kutcher is bein' super whiney about his missed roles. Then we got a LIST of times that celebrities low-key humiliated themselves by starting one-sided beef with a celeb that was totally unbothered, the blindz, and then Jackie's Snackies starts around 1:14:48.311, with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:54, and runs until 1:25:04! All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 23, 20251h 27m

Ep 751Second Helpings - That's Trans Fats to the Max

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This week we got NO HOLDEN'S ALLOWED, so Jackie decides to come clean about LYING about HER FEELS regarding the new Taytay album to get some peace, but at least he's still showin' off his cardigan. While it might be Sweater Weather for some, it's also Heidi Klum season over here and we're all so happy for her! Mariah Carey's ice is starting to crack as the 1st draws closer, GOOP was interview for a baffling profile in "British Vogue", and apparently said it's just so "punk rock" that Timothee Chalamet is dating a woman with kids...ya know....Kylie Jenner. She also gave up smokin' cigs years AFTER she was runnin' her crazy website, because integrity is everything to her after all. A photo of Meghan Markle mid-canning blew Jackie's mind so much she forgot MJ was the one to send it to her to begin with! SKIM's truly has their ear focused on the common person as they are releasing merkin thongs, and Comrade Cardi stands up for rentin' man! NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK 'BOUT DANCIN' WITH THE STARS! It was tribute week and everyone cried for Robert Irwin EXCEPT one LPN monster, plus Peacemaker has wrapped and Jackie is upset, that's all she's gotta say about it. But MJ gives a bit more detail for an earlier plot point, and more on this weeks "Second Helpings"!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 17, 20251h 23m

Ep 750We Call That Female Empowerment w/ Amber Nelson

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once again the issue of just where Tom Cruise penetrates those fish. Diane Keaton passed, an interviewer asked Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield a coded question and Julia Roberts had to be like "um excuse me", Alec Baldwin drove HILARIA's car into a tree with his bro Stephen, and in more HILARIAAAAA news she's started her, how you say, "woe is me" campaign after being voted off DWTS. Julia Roberts shared that Oprah shipped her baby gifts to her remote home in dead of night via private delivery trucks, Katy P was seen kissin' Justin Trudeau on a yacht, plus child groomer and "apology" video savant Colleen Ballinger has started her Swifty era by sharing her love for "CANCELLED!." Aubrey Plaza dresses as a Christmas Witch each Halloween to scare kids, A List (that's definitely NOT The Epstein List) of more wildly shockin' celeb facts you that maybe YOU didn't knoooooow ICAN'TBELIEVETHATTHEY'RETRUUUUEEE, blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:57.338 with a mushin' mashin' of MJ's Minute Munchies til 1:16:42.850, plus even more HAWT goss' this week on Page 7Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 16, 20251h 21m

Ep 749Second Helpings - And I Took That Personally

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own TAYporter, Holden McNeely, who despite the sheen of sweat across their head, remain wrapped in their Taylor Swift Fartigan, as he gives his thoughts on "The Life of a Showgirl" and he's ready to throwdown! Then it's on to "KPOP DEMON HUNTERS" and Bad Bunny killin' on SNL in a very emotional way, after that Holden slithers off wrapped in his sweat soaked fartigan so MJ and Jackie can get on to HILARIA gettin' booted from DWTS, and Andy Richters gettin' showered in backhanded compliments, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 10, 20251h 18m

Ep 748You've Licked it Cold, Now Sip it Warm w/ Natalie Jean

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean-ZEBROWSKI to goss' 'bout Carmelita getting double skunk blasted, a MIRRORBALL of perspectives as our three hosts discuss Taytays latest release "The Life of a Showgirl" and in true Swift fashion, you're gonna have to listen to tomorrow's episode of "Second Helpings" for Holden's special take! Jackie brings news of what could be the world's first HOT ICE CREAM, coming from the author of Modelland, Tyra Banks! THE LOVE HAS GONE, we're talkin' 'bout that divorce again, TRIGGER WARNING, Sydney Sweeney is gross and dating Scooter Braun, then we got a list with the aggressive title of "I Genuinely Can NOT Look At These 24 Famous People the Same Way After Learning These Bizarre and Shocking Facts!", blindz, and Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:02.740 (with MJ's Minute Munchie's at 1:18:50.509) til 1:22:42.001, plus even more hot goss' this week on Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 9, 20251h 24m

Ep 747Second Helpings - Everyone's Been Talkin' About Chunk

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This week MJ and Jackie unleash on the world that THE LOVE HAS GONE with it comin' out that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce is a lot more contentious than previously thought! MJ and Gideon are tryin' to find somethin' between a Hocus Pocus and Hereditary to enjoy for their 31 for 31 as true life horrors are just too much this year, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco got maaaarried but all the news could talk about was Taylor Swift being there right before "The Life of a Showgirl" dropped, Jackie's in Season 2 of Hannibal and it's SPICY HAWT. It's FAT BEAR WEEK! JLO opened up about the DIVORCE and how the greatest love story ever told fell apart, "Everybody Loves Raymond" is havin' a 30th reunion and MJ is just TOO excited, and speakin' of 30 year old shows, Debbe Dunning from "Home Improvement"'s show within a show "Tool Time" has said Tim Allen has always been a fuckwad. Faith from Buffy, Eliza Douche, missed the "Bring It On" reunion because she was WORKIN', and in DWTS news HILARIA goes on and on and on and on about herself while GLEB just looks miserable, Robert Irwin took off his shirt to unleash some Australian Thunder and everyone asked him to put it back on, and even more DWTS chatter! Plus MJ and Jackie agree if ya ain' watchin' season 2 of Peacemaker, you better get on IT and even more!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 3, 20251h 11m

Ep 746I Feel Nothing w/ Carolina Hidalgo

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This week on Page 7 Jackie Zebrowski and Jackie Beautiful are joined by Carolina "Renegade Driver" Hidalgo of "No Dogs in Space"! Jackie graces our ears with a preview of her choir parts and the fabulous news that she has applied for a "Special Moment" in her "woke" choir! Then they discuss how they WON'T be performing for a nation that's recently beheaded journalists unlike everyone at the Riyad Comedy Festival. HEARTBREAK DOESN'T FEEL GOOD IN A PODCAST LIKE THIS, Keith Urban has filed for separation from Nicole Kidman, Leonardo DiCaprio went on "New Heights" and revealed in the long ago time of the 1990's his name was considered too "ethnic" and he was asked to change his name to Lenny Williams, apparently Benicio del Toro was nearly renamed Benny Del, and Bad Bunny has been announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer! Sherri Shepherd once went to jail cause she thought the rapture (not the most recent one) was comin' and stopped payin' those bills, Costco just released a giant 5 ft advent calendar filled with Lindt chocolate! Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Got Brutally Honest About Their Wild Diet and Exercise Regiments For Movies And It's Making MY INSIDES HHHHOOIIIITTTT", some blinds that may OR may NOT be true, and a Jackie's Snackies at 1:09:06.878 to kick off this sp0o0o0o0okie snackie season, then this MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:14:23.920 til 1:19:22.300 courteous of a listener and Buc-ee's. All that, and even more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oct 2, 20251h 21m

Ep 745Second Helpings - Bone It Out!

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This week MJ and Jackie are joined by producer Adams new pupperino, and despite his cuteness they still manage to bring you Second Helpin's! MJ thinks they might watch the new Charlie Sheen produced Charlie Sheen documentary, Jackie gives her feedback on KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, the Rapture happened apparently, but no one was saved, and MJ finally watched Thunderbolts and very much recommends it! Monster Fuckers rejoice! The trailer for The Bride has dropped and Jackie feels SEEN, Harry Styles ran the Berlin marathon under a secret name and sets a good time, but it just makes MJ and Jackie think of Holden's bloody nipz. There's a cute Martin Short story but it's also a bit creepy cause lip readers are the only reason we know about it, a man trying to serve T Swift papers in the Justin Baldoni trial got ARRESTED for criminal trespass at Kelce's place and of course, Hilaria is SO brave and misunderstood, and you can hear more about it on her podcast she's dropping with her 11 year old! Violet Affleck spoke at the UN about Covid, and GOOD FOR THEM!!! MJ is pumped for the new Priscilla Presley memoir, and Mariah Carey was asked on CBS Good Morning with Gayle King about how she and her kids navigate coparenting with Cannon since he's got so many damn kids, and even more on this Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 26, 20251h 11m

Ep 744Massive Copyright Fraud w/ Jake Young

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake "Loves Bitches" Young of LPN's own Nerd of Mouth, to discuss how to get around needing a Disney+ or Hulu account, James Van Der Beek who is fighting cancer, made a surprise appearance at the Dawson's Creek reunion benefit, Danielle Fishel and the cohost of her podcast go on the road and their rider is almost exactly the same as P7's, Rider Strong got called out for STINKY broccoli farts but they claim this is a LIE. Jackie bought tickets for her and Holden to the full movie of the official release party of "The Life of a Show Girl", Robert Irwin continues to be a little ball of delight on "DWTS", and Matthew McConaughey says get a queen size bed for the sake of ya marriage! Then it's time for a list of Terrible Co-Stars Whose Bad On Set Behavior Range From Petulance to Genuinely ILLEGAAALLL! Then Blinds, and a Jackie's Snackies with a fruit-ful moment of fate and much like a nerds cluster, this MJ's Minute munchies is INSIDE Jackie's Snackies plus Jake is introducing his OWN NEW SEGMENT INVOLVING DRINKS, running from 1:14:55.181 - 1:29:47.741! All that, and even more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 25, 20251h 32m

Ep 743Second Helpings - The Gay's Gaze

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Jackie and the covid stricken MJ are back with another helpin' of goss', and despite this week bein' hell and the suspension of Kimmel just bein' the tip, "Dancing with the Stars" is a shining beacon of light complete with an extra crispy HILARIA! Keepin' with DWTS, MJ is worried Jen Affleck is Dancin' too soon after poppin', but Steve Irwin's son Robert is killin' it! "The Pitt" star Noah Wyle challenged the medical scrubs company FIGS to make a tuxedo as comfy as the scrubs while he was on the red carpet at the the Gotham Awards, and he debuted it at the Emmys! Emmy host Nate Bargatze attempted to keep speech length in check by removing money from a $100,000 donation for each speech that went over (it did not work. at all.), and Season Six of "Real Housewives of SLC" has dropped along with Meredith Marks tour dates for her DDDDD-DJ set in LA, BITCHES! Nick Cannon makes the most obvious statement ever about why he had 12 kids, Cheryl Blossom on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast responded to KJ APAs claims about fuggin, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 19, 20251h 9m

Ep 742Public Show and Tell w/ Seena Ghaznavi

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This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DEEPLY inappropriate, Jackie reveals Seenas wife is in her choir and in more Choir Talk, Jackie revz up for their upcoming PERFORMANCE! Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are continuing to not date as she has the worst year anyone has ever had, Orlando Bloom said at least he got his daughter in a vvv sad interview recently for a movie that apparently did very well even if no one remembers it coming out, and in creepy news Jeremy Renner now makes people sign NDAs before even getting on a flight in. The new Glen Powell movie being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football and RAGE!! Arizona Iced Tea debuts a new flavor, Nostalgic Chocolate Egg Cream Soda. for 9/11. Robert Redford died and everyone's bein' mean 'cause he looked old. It's time to talk about why they keep hiring Hollywood Hawties to play serial killers, as they have Charlie Hunnam (a man WITHOUT a goopy weepy eye) playing Ed Gein?! We also got a LIST of Shocking Celebrity Secrets I Kind of Can't Believe They Revealed to The World! Then, it's onto the Blindzz, and joyous Jackie's Snackies from 1:13:08.817 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:22.223) til 1:24:59.000, and even more on this week's episode!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sep 18, 20251h 27m