Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson! We got a slow jam in this one. In Episode 147, Clint Rambles about: The goldfish pick up line, what is truly "Finding Yourself", the territory that comes with "finding yourself", & essentially the whole pod is about everything they don't tell you about "Finding Yourself". Enjoy!

Welcome back to another Hot Ep! We got a Fun One! Enjoy In Episode 146, Clint Rambles about: "Sunshine" & other R&B Hits, 1st hour of the day, trail mix is for posers, the wine infomercial, hello fresh sucks, Amber Heard Vs Johnny Depp Trial still going, how being "fit" feels like your living in a different world & More!

Welcome back to Off N Beat! We Got Another Hot EP! EnjoyIn Episode 145, Clint Rambles about: Yoga Pants taking over his mind, having a "girl crush" at work, entitlement in dating apps, the pod being an "escape", transformations being attractive, desiring shallowness & More!!

In Episode 144, We got a Hot EP! Clint rambles about: Smelly Feet, shoe shopping, upgrading your style, fitting rooms, attractiveness at the gym, desperate guys at gym & More!

In Episode 143, Clint gives his thoughts on Jack Harlow Album, & Kevin Samuels unexpected death & the reaction storm around it. & MORE!! (1:27) Jack Harlow "Come Home The Kids Miss You" Album thoughts...Why it was disappointing even from a objective jack harlow fan. (19:12) Kevin Samuels Death Reaction.. What his death exposed. Why his teachings will live on. Being the "Godfather" of the Manosphere. A lot of young men needed the Kevin Samuels of the world for a reality check. & More Thoughts on it. ( One of my better Open Forum discussions i've done on this show) (42:45) Rob Kardashian is not a victim..Unpopular Take: "You allowed it to get to a certain point". & MORE!

In Episode 142, Clint rambles about panties dropping, cinco de mayo, holidays make babies, student loan forgiveness, education curriculum needing..more education in the curriculum, kelly osbourne needs a maid to cross the border, was jay z really a drug dealer?, babies being made to Mario, signing up for a dating app, online dating comfort, needing a woman's presence & More!Go Subscribe to the Youtube Channel Below:https://youtu.be/XrSF8Z2GpVw

In Episode 141, Clint is Back in Corny Podding shape. Very Versatile Pod In Today's Ep.(1:01) Clint Opens With "Free Game" to buying the ladies a drink.(3:45) Amber Heard Firing her PR Team (6:25) Outkast + Dan & Shay. Roles in a Musical Duos.The Vocals V.S. The Producers Debate. (15:20) Original Idea V.S. Editing. Finding the Balance. (20:20) Rough Drafts are Everything. (24:51) Nicki Minaj "Super Bass", Tory Lanez becoming best rapper ever. "I'm not a shot in the foot expert"- Clint Nelson (30:02) Sexually Graphic Music: Is there a double standard? Should woman stop talking about their.."Good Taste". Is being a Sex Symbol really Empowering? (37:04) Parents & Leadership Positions shouldn't be vulnerable..(Hear Me Out) New Age Parents are Needy & Emotional. (46:18) "everywhere you go...there you are" Imagine having your problems...but with kids.. (50:21) "I roll my eyes at your Trauma"... People who have Kids on "Purpose". (55:20) We need more "Goofy" Fathers Out Here. (58:40) CONCLUSION: "Life is Just One Big Rough Draft" (1:05:03) Closing Thoughts..

In Episode 140, Clint's Rants Include: Podcast guests on every podcast, Trevor Bauer 2 Year Suspension, Alcoholism in comedy, Brendan Schaub giving Masterclass "Comedy Advice", Pettiness in Entertainment, Megan Fox Glamour Magazine Interview, Katy Perry wants you to "Wikepedia" her before playing John Mayer on American Idol, "The Northman" Movie Review, Coca Cola Soda Machines Suck!, Inside Podcast Analytics, & Why the pod has naturally changed.

Welcome back to the Corniest Podcast on the Planet. Go Follow the Pod on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy the Show!! In Episode 139 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson, (0:01) Clint fell in love with "Her". (3:10) Grown men who cut their pasta. (11:31) Disney World No Longer able to "Govern" Itself. (19:20) Mega Pastors Who've made Big Business preaching out of a book they didn't even write. (31:55) God Created Bieber, Not you Carl Lentz. (40:20) Sampling Music is like Preaching the Gospel. (50:00) "Spray & Pray": The 1st Girl to tell me I smelled like Ass. (59:12) Life Advice: "Ever met a young person who bought a house..& Happy?"

Go Follow "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" On Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe since your here. Enjoy the Show! In Episode 138, "The Flower Guy" (0:01) Clint Opens with why Relationships are like the Gym. (2:46) Feeling bad for the Flower Guy + Abusing Customer Privilege (13:22) The Guy with a "Peanut" Allergy (15:32) "Natural" Peanut Butter RANT. (17:42) Tripping in a Pickup Game...What "Life Lesson" it taught me. (29:19) Fear of "R**Eing" in Conversation. (33:02) Isaiah Rashad Leaked Video Situation Exposes (39:03) YouTubers who Monetize Content that Contradict their "Stances". (46:28) "MOLLY-WAPPED" at a Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru. Being on Molly Is Great. (My Full Experience on "Molly")

In Episode 137, Weee Got a good one in this. (0:01) Clint opens when you find a fit that...fits so well. (3:55) Easter At Quik-Trip: "WTF"..I yelled. As I waited in line for a Hot Dog..& left with None. (18:32) I'm becoming an entitled person. (20:45) Extra CHURNING In Ice Cream, Ice Cream Sandwiches. (23:50) RANT: Getting Short Changed On your "Extra Mayo" (29:22) The "I'm Misunderstood" Guy or Gal + There's no such thing as "Mutual" Parting of ways. (34:54) Not all Type Casting is Bad + Lizzo on SNL. (40:00) NBA Players Sitting Out from a Kid V.S. an Adult POV. (46:34) Theory Alert: "Seeing is Believing" Why Parents wish Santa Was Real More than their Kids do. Should there be a Santa Tax Return? Farting on Santa's Lap is a National Tradition. Why the tall elfs at the mall? & MORE!! (1:00:00) Fear of being a "Co-Parent"

In Episode 136, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:01) Clint opens with a "Wave" (2:22) Roller Coasters Safety. (6:02) Being in "Pod Shape". (8:00) Ed Sheeran Lawsuit Finally Ending. (10:00) Red Roof Ins are gay. + Hotel Checkout Rules Rant + Orlando Florida Story (17:25) Cont. The Hotel Checkout Rules RANT (20:12) Jeffrey Toobin Zoom "Incident" is worse than cheating. (26:00) Your Name Matters. Being Really "Into" It. (29:20) Nudity of Babies. (37:45) Parents who approve their kids for Marriage. (42:00) Cam Newton wanting a "Traditional Woman".Episode 136 Video Episode:https://youtu.be/05v-tTMDlqE

Follow The Pod, Subscribe, Hit Notification Reminder & Continue the Growing support!In Episode 135, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:02) Opening Rant: Clint Rants about going "1 for 3" on his checklist. His Recent Experience at Microcenter. (11:48) Intro to the Pod & Bad Breath Awareness. (13:54) NFL Qb Dwayne Haskins Death, Adam Schefter & others insensitive reporting of the Matter, What is appropriate to bring up in someones death? What's going too far? (20:38) "Not everyone deserves our condolences". Discussion on Life & Death Treatment Amongst each other. (28:47) "Truth Hurts": Holding the past against someone. Constantly being reminded what you once didn't have. The Truth about "Your Truth". (39:48) "im gonna prove em wrong!!"..Baker Mayfield & people who spend their whole lives proving people "Wrong"..Plus Panera Bread Is Over priced. (44:44) "Can I be Honest With you??" The start of a sentence no man wants to hear. (49:18) "Lie to me Please!!" It keeps things interesting. (54:38) The News Sucks.& More!Episode 135 Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/YjIv8Vvl7yA

In Episode 134 Of The Corniest Pod on the Planet, (2:00)" Crack Heads Shouldn't Have Laptops" . Hunter Biden Laptop "Cracks" Open The Obama's Do "Cocaine". Nepotism is not terrible. (7:57) Not all Victims are...Actual Victims. (11:30) Seeing is Believing. Rugrats are Ugly Ass Babies. do animated shows really need Diversity? (15:30) I hate texting. Texting makes us all the same.The Value of In person Conversations. "Less is More". Being Disconnected from Social Media. (34:00) "Filling the Text Threads". l don't have the time to text you when i'm bored anymore. Texting creates a Barrier where you don't have to be interesting. (45:08) "wyd"..What do you mean, What am I doing? Hey!, How you've been?.. (49:08) The Sacrifice of being "Engaged" in Conversation. What a partner needs from you changes over time. & Vice Versa. (54:40) "I'm not a guy to reach out..just to reach out". Internal struggle of "Reconnecting" With People. What do you really wanna know? & More!!! (1:04:00) Why Now?Episode 134 Video Podcast Below:https://youtu.be/drt5WEun6ls

Disclaimer: i had to re- record this episode due to my idiocy of audio. So i couldn't capture the same magic as the first take. But Enjoy this with what it is. In Episode 133 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson, (Time Stamps Below) (2:05) "It's Tax SEASON!!..But Why do I have to File My Taxes?..To the people who already have it on file?..The Cost of the Stimulus Checks...Paying someone to do your taxes..Are "Tax Experts" Underpaid? (24:12) Jada Pinkett Smith is a Menace To Mental Health. (Revisiting the "Entanglement" W/ August Alsina) Is Will Smith the only reason anyone cares about all the drama to begin with? Is August the REAL VICTIM of All of This? (39:45) "Love DO Judge: Seeing a 20 Year Old Girl With a 70+ Year Old Guy..Is it Creepy?..Am I in the wrong for being Judgemental?..Age Gaps have Fatal Flaws for Easily Impressionable Young People.. (49:12) "STRAW-GATE" :Getting Questioned for my Straw at QuikTrip..Episode 133 Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/elQjFtF1Sa0

Welcome Back! To the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Just a White Man Being Uninformed for an Hour..Again. Come get "Uninformed" & Enjoy. In Episode 132, Clint Opens Up with, (0:03)"what is a blanket statement?" (3:35) Not being able to go back to sleep after a phone call. (4:55) Having "Uninformed Curiosity". (8:11) Is Little Mermaid a Rip Off Of Titanic??..Are Ariel & Rose the worst people ever?..Is Atlantis Symbolism for the "Iceberg"? (16:04) It's More Interesting to be "Uninformed". The obsession & pressure in Society to be "Informed"..Dating Experts Are B.S & Uninformed. (20:15) "The Real" are Now Dating Experts. (23:00) Discussion on Interracial Relationships. People who capitalize for "Social Credit". (Warning: This gets Real) (38:20) 2 Girls, 1 Stereotype. (Overhearing a Conversation of "Unmet Expectations") (48:35) ALL TIME RANT ALERT: CLINT IS FED UP WITH WELLSTAR Hospitals!! Getting Referred to 4 different places for One Answer!! A Doctors Office With No Useful Equpment?? Getting your Balls Checked out Is Fun! Getting the Run- Around to Squeeze every Dollar Out of Ya! Oh Plus a Hefty Bill?.. I know Ya'll Can Relate.Watch This Episode of "Uninformed Curiosity" Below:https://youtu.be/oGSA4yxlaos

Clint Switches it Up & Pods from his bed...Do you like the new "Set- Up"? In Episode 131 Of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Time Stamps Below) (1:52) "My Energy Is Gone" (2:52) J Cole's Questionable Lyrics & Imagine Dragons Is Church. (11:18) Break Room Observations. "All Break Rooms Are The SAME!!" ..With Someone eating a honey bun.(16:40) "Mutual Disinterest" Is Always One Sided. (19:10) "It's Hard To Give a Shit!!!" (Should I QUIT The POD??) (22:10) CAT MAN Breakdown: Nothing Normal about being a "Cat Man". Cat Woman is for Pervs. How do cats really Mate? (29:00) The REAL Problem With Female Driven Movies. (40:02) Transitioning to a "Guest" Based Podcast. (41:57) Diversifying the Diet. (No One Gives a Fuck) (43:58) Night Owl Seminar Of Productivity. (47:30) "There's Too Many Podcasts" (49:55) "Deshaun Watson Shouldn't Settle If He Truly Believes his Innocence". (54:30) Do both Parties Deserve blame for what took place? And MORE!!Watch Clint Pod From his Bed Below:https://youtu.be/t4C9jpCWO_M

Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock At The Oscars. Clint Rambles His Thoughts on Why Will Smith Is a Broken Person. Why Chris Rock didn't react like most would. Does Jada Pinkett Enjoy All This? Plus: The Madagascar Connection..& Shark Tale in this "Entanglement" Enjoy The Pod!

Clint Goes Shirtless for the Pod Today!! Opens up With Space Talk. Rockin The New Bod!!, Losing 50 Lbs, Big Podcast Announcement!! , Getting Sent Home Early for Working Too Many Hours (Couldn't Call Me??), Expanding The Pod & Having Guests, Toaster Nobs, Deshaun Watson Rewarded With 230 Million Guaranteed, Asking Random People In Everyday Life To Come On Podcast, Downside of "Banking" in Episodes, Not Having a "Niche", Is being on ones podcast a "Date?", Am I The "Deshaun Watson of Podcasting?", Rose in "Titanic" Is a Terrible Person. & More!!!Video Version Of Episode 129 Below:https://youtu.be/w_N7CMH4CVA

In Episode 128, (Time Stamps Below) (1:30) Deshaun Watson Is A Innocent Man..I guess. (3:05) Drake's "Fuckin Problem" With Rihanna. (6:50) David Dobrik Is Guilty...I guess..."Voluntarily Staying in a "Toxic" Environment Is Your Fault" (15:38) Clint's Full Thoughts On Deshaun Watson Situation. ..Running a Massage Business Through Instagram? Why didn't Deshaun learn from Robert Kraft? "Creep Tendencies" Isn't an Excuse..But no one should've been surprised. (23:30 ) "Vlog Squad" House & Deshaun Watson "Young" Energy. (25:45) Baker Mayfield Done Messed Up. (30:25) My Experience getting Professional "Massages". Does it matter if it's a guy a girl? Plus: Getting Your "Boys" Checked out by Doctors. (38:55) Environment Matters For Context. (46:40) R Kelly Exposes Bad Parents (56:10) The "Victim" Mentality And MORE!.

#127 - De-Calf Raises (Time Stamps Below) (0:32) Dunkin Donuts Cucked Me With Decaf Coffee. (Decaf Coffee RANT) (11:10) We Have Too Many Options.. (12:50) (GYM DONT'S) People Who Drink Coffee At the GYM. Multitasking At The Gym. Walking Backwards On A Treadmill. (You Look Like An Idiot). Going Commando At The Gym. (20:40) 26 Year Old Bodybuilder Who Had A Heart Attack. (22:30) Clint Comes Back To Bitchin About "Resistance" Training On ELLIPTICAL! (26:20) Stop Abusing God's Priorities. (27:57) Pete Davidson Exposes Why Kanye Kinda Sucks. (33:35) *"I Know More Won't Make Me Happy..But Less..Will Make Me REALLY Unhappy" Going In on Minimalism. "Minimalism" By Choice Still Takes..Money. (48:00) *"Most People Don't Work For The LOVE Of the Game" (53:00) Minimalist Lack Depth & Genuineness. And MORE!Video Version Of Episode 127 Below:https://youtu.be/qnicQw4dpTE

#126 - Flagrant With A Fragrance (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:04) My Ex & Her Best Friend Setting Me Up for Failure. (5:35) Getting Gifts Sucks & Has a Costly Smell. (9:10) Remembering the Color of Eyes. (12:10) People who get off on "Being Difficult". (15:45) Young Love..Is Hard To Watch. But Harder To Look Back On. (21:35) My Ex Blamed Me For Not Having a Car at 18 Years Old. (27:00) Compare & Contrast How 2 Girls Treated Me For Not Having a car. (32:00) "You Can't Handle Me"..No one cares to. (39:20) "You Really Think I'm That Different Now?!" Plus: Background of Our Roommate Situation That Opened My Eyes. (46:05) "Don't be THAT Person"..Lead By Example What You Want. (50:22) Age Expectations Don't...Age Well. (53:20) Your 1st Relationship Will Always be your Reference Point. (58:00) "I Don't Think She's A Bad Person".. (1:00:00) Moral Of The Story.

#125 - Child PLEASE!..Pay My Bills (Time Stamps Below) (2:55) QB's Kenny Pickett's Small Hands. NFL Draft Experts are Idiots. (9:40) NFL "Dating" Combine. What if we had a combine for Dating? (15:42) Tom Brady Unretiring. Does Family Really Matter? (22:32) Woman who Staged her own Son's Kidnap & Murder for a "New Man". (27:58) "Child PLEASE"!!..Should you Take Care Of Your Parents? Should a Child Ever Feel Required To Pay Their Parents Bills? Is it a fair expectation to take care of your parents? A Parent & Child Relationship Gone Wrong. (45:30) The Biggest Power A Young Mind Can Have.."CHOICE". Is Raising Children The Biggest Accomplishment in Society? (53:40) There's No Logical Reason To "Let's Have A Kid"...And That's Okay. Are Single Mothers The Scapegoat for bigger issue involving Raising Kids in the World? And MORE!!

#124 - A Dollar & A (Wet) Dream (2:00) Is a Dollar & A Dream All you Need? (5:44) Mr. Beast On #1788 of Joe Rogan Experience Reaction. (9:17) It's okay to accept no for an answer. (12:37) Is Mr. Beast Setting you up for failure? Should you quit your Job for your Passion? (17:10) The Reality of Quitting your Job For Your Unproven Endeavor. "More Time Doesn't Equal More Production". (21:56) The Popularity of "Extreme Endeavor Pursuing". (24:35) "You Probably Just Don't Really Want to Do It". (27:55) Similarities between All Your "Dropout" CEO Billionaires. (32:40) A Little PSA to All Aspiring Podcasters. Plus the Predictability that made Radio Died. (39:37) "I'm 25, And I'm.." Type of Videos Are not made for "Vulnerability". Are they Ego Maniacs Without Self Awareness? (52:00) You don't wanna have the "Cheating" Reputation Over you. Carson Wentz Leadership Reputation still Attached to him. The Obsessiveness of "Loyalty". And More!

#123 - Tank Top Titties (TTT) In Episode 123, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:12) People Who Run on The Beach Barefoot. (3:10) I Will be Looking At your Boobs if your Running In Tank Tops. (10:02) Acknowledge my "Exposure" & Style. (15:55) Swimming with the Sharks. (19:12) Cain Velasquez Legal Situation Exposes The Lack of Common Sense in our Justice System. [DISCLAIMER: IT Was his Son. I Referred to as a Daughter in the Recording. But all my thoughts Still Stand] (25:00) Jury Duty Will Always Be Bias By Default. (27:45) If your Innocent, You Shouldn't need a Lawyer to begin with. (35:33) The Power of Branding Partnerships on Products. (Energy Drinks & Candy) (37:30) "Convert to the IPHONE"..They Said. (Having an old Phone Rant) (41:15) Why Does Everyone Have a PROBLEM With Me??" (Being Criticized For EVERYTHING) (46:00) "It's Just Part Of The Job!".. Fans Relationship with Athletes. (50:48) (Media's Responsibility (Stephen A. Smith) For Russell Westbrook Death Threats. (57:10) Me & Russell Westbrook's Similarities.

#122 - Death Spotted The Squat In Episode 122, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (2:00) The Lady who died Squatting 405 Lbs...In front of her Daughter. What is the job of the Spotter? Should he be charged? (22:32) 29 Year Old Personal Trainer who Died from (Caffeine Overdose) Consuming 200 Cups of Coffee In Caffeine Powder. Do you believe in Labels? Does he deserve any sympathy? (35:38) "Bigorexia" has Value & Isn't a Bad Thing. Is it an Unrealistic Expectation for men? (50:32) Why Brendan Schaub Suing A YouTuber is Damaging to His Image & Career..Connection to Grady Smith & Country Music. [ P.S., It's FREE ADVERTISING]

#121 - Angel Soft Gooch [No Swipe Left Behind] In Episode 121, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:45) Consequence of Wiping The Gooch In Public. (11:18) Russell Westbrook Is Toilet Paper..The Lakers are the Gooch. (19:30) "9 Months & Counting": My Baby's been Born (21:54) Life's Too Good. I don't have enough problems. (24:22) *COSTCO Membership Rant , "I Have to Pay..To PAY Again??" (40:22) KKK Website Is Hilarious (50:00) Potential Influential Dangers Of Teaching Dark History & Conspiracies. (55:14) Revisiting the Machine Gun Kelly V.S. Eminem Beef..

In Episode 120, Clint gives Free "Game" to the Men Struggling With the Ladies. Lays Out Scenarios for you to be successful in "Any" Situation With Women. Just Copy & Paste What Clint Says..Enjoy.

In Episode 119, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:34) "I Never Lost A Game, I Just Ran Out of Time" - Michael Jordan a breakdown of the quote, what if LeBron Said it? Fanboys of "Mentality" & "Ideologies", What if your child said this? Is Michael Jordan Toxic? (12:00) The Type of Dudes Who Copy & Paste "Alpha" Behaviors. The Type of Dude's who try to be "Like Mike". (17:10) Guy who wears "I'm An Alpha" T-Shirt. (19:45) Stereotype of the "Red Pill" Guy. (21:45) "Men Shouldn't Have Podcasts" -She Said. (25:00) The Manosphere has just become Dudes Repeating the Same Stuff. Dating isn't this hard. Just People Overthinking. (29:00) "You can Only be Weak If..", Hitch (The Movie) Teaches A lot about real "Genuineness". (31:20) Where the "Fresh & Fit" Format has Fallen Short. (36:58) Demanding Submissiveness from a Women. Ask Yourself..What is she Submitting to? What are you really asking from her? Are you worthy of "Submitting" to? (42:10) The Reality of the "Battle of the Sexes". (Stop Caring) (45:45) "You've become a SIMP to the "Alpha" Mentality. ..The Obssession with "Appearence". (49:05) "I Hope She Doesn't get a Dime" - Dudes in Comment Sections of every Divorce. (52:20) A Mans Responsibility when He Asks For a Woman's Hand In Marriage. Should Marriage have a Contract?

In Episode 118, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:30) Why is February the Shortest Month With Only 28 Days?..History behind Creations aren't always "Beautiful"...What are the "Odds"...Are Even Numbers Unlucky? (16:30) The "I Stand With Ukraine" People...The "If I Was Putin's Mother" Poem Girl..Should it be the National Anthem?.. (21:55) "I Once Worked with a Russian"..My Experience with his POV of Vladimir Putin & America. (27:05) People Love Hitler & Putin. (32:02) Political Television: U.S.A. V.S. Russia. (35:45) Blind Trust In "Leaders". (40:40) U.S.A. Staying out of Russia & Ukraine is why I hate Politics. (43:25) "Send My Codolences"...Means Absolutely Nothing. (45:40) Being in an "American Bubble" makes you realize these other Countries are just...Different. (52:25) Dear "I Stand With Ukraine" People,..."ENTER THE WAR THEN". (56:44) "It's a Free For All"..Money being protected in banks, Civilians Not being protected in other countries. And More!!

In Episode 117, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (2:30) Big Thank You! For the Podcast Recent Growth..Sharing My Analytics to you guys. How it Feels To be Moving Up the Charts. (9:18) Quik Trip Girl Update:...(She Keeps Me On My Toes) (14:40) I RIPPED MY JEANS!!...Struggling to find your "Fit" in Jeans. Getting "Tailored". When Pushing the Envelope on "Style"..Has Gone Too Far. (23:50) "No One Asked For More NUTS In Chocolate" ...The Problem With Almonds. (26:20) The Hole In Your Jeans Exposes your "Funkyness". How Big Is The hole In my Jeans?.. (34:58) Staring at a Mans Crotch is NOT Sexual Harassment!.. (37:08) People who Buy Jeans With Holes Already In them.. (38:30) Being a MAN Sucks!!!..At Finding Your "SIZE"..Where does a Man Go to get a Good Pair of Jeans?.. (43:00) My Theory About Men's Jeans.. (48:20) "The Thicker The Rent, The Thinner the Mint"- Overall Thoughts on Renting , The Neighbors Entrance, How It's an Economic Monopoly, Gym Membership Without Step Climber, Raising Price of Rent, Supply & Demand, Daylight Savings Isn't Real, Orbit Gum, (1:04:00) FINAL CONCLUSION OF "The Thicker The Rent, The Thinner The Mint"

In Episode 116, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (1:35) The Chandelier Store..Why?? (5:15) The Buzzfeed Article That Will PISS YOU OFF!!.. (28:45) Job Applications Rant.."Why Do YOU Need to KNOW My previous Employment References?" (32:24) Poem: "Crib Tales" (34:14) What would you do if you get THAT TEXT From THAT EX?.."Lets Talk" Should you do it? Is Curiosity a good reason? Is it ever worth it? (47:00) "Those Who Hurt..Forgive the Most".. (People who are The Most Forgiving) ..Is it a Bad Thing? (50:25) "Love Itself, Isn't Enough".. (Maturing in Relationships & Love)EP.116. Video Link Below: (Go Help Grow Channel, Thank You)https://youtu.be/spB_sI21HBg

In Episode 115, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:41) My Relationship with Sam Hunt. The Legalities of the Divorce. (7:00) How Sam's Music Foreshadows some of his "Marital" Misconduct. "Drinkin Too Much", "Make you Miss Me". Etc. (15:20) Sam Hunt is a Complex Individual With an Obsession for Love & Embattled Relationship with Faith. His Similarities to Drake. (20:00) Why the "Manosphere" can't defend this. (28:48) "Sometimes your Demons is gonna Outweigh Your Love for Someone" How bringing a child in this world changes your Perspective in Life. (31:20) "Winning Her Back" is a thrilling experience. (36:00) First Instinct to Defend Men No Matter What. (41:41) Why this Divorce is Important to talk about. What has Marriage become really? (47:40) What does "Selling Your Soul" in music industry really look like? (52:00) Sam's Music Catalog, Next Album!!(CAN'T WAIT!) (55:47) What makes Sam Hunt Attractive to Vast Audience in his Lyrics. (1:00:00) Is his musical "Identity Crisis" connected to his "Adultery"?Ep. 115 Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/7_qzdijxqv8

In Episode 114, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) [How To Make Her WANT YOU!](1:36) Napoleon Dynamite Dance Inspiration, Why do we dance? What is a Dance Floor? (9:22) Khaki Pants Vs. Jeans on the Dance Floor. My "One Dance" Move. (17:51) "There's just Something about A Man in Khakis that Drives a Woman Wild!" The "Law of Attraction" With Khaki Pants. (23:35) [PIVOT MOMENT] "How I Met Your Mother"...In My Khakis..The Origin of Falling in Love In your Khakis...Without it, What do yall have? (28:09) "I Can't CHA CHA Real Smooth"..Following Instructions Is Really Hard. (31:07) I'M SCARED TO DEATH OF MY WEDDING DAY!!..For All the RIGHT REASONS!!.. PLUS: Why do the Parents Pay for the Wedding?? (45:45) Why I have "No Rhythm".."Maybe I Just Can't Dance"... (50:20) List of the BEST Dance Moves In ANY PAIR of PANTS! (53:10) Was This WHOLE Pod a Massive Projection? (56:15) "No One Wants What They Say They Want".. (58:12) (The CONCLUSION) Why Khaki Pants ..TRULY..Make the BADDIES DANCE...Episode 114 Video Link Below: (Go help grow the YouTube Channel) https://youtu.be/uH4UDwF9B3s

In Episode 113, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson)(0:57) Bob Saget Autopsy Report being Blocked by the Florida Courts. Is the public owed one? Why are autopsy's public information to begin with?(10:45) House Sitting?..What Am I Paying you For?..To Enjoy the Fruits of My Own Labor? (RANT Alert)(22:55) [DEEP DIVE] Theory on Why Subways in Wal-Mart are "Built Different". Anything that happens in A Wal-Mart..Happens in a Wal-Mart. What happened to Wal-Mart? ..The Subway Business Model.Episode 113 Video Link Below: (Like, subscribe, comment, Follow on all apps.)https://youtu.be/0RXOzQUpbY8

In Episode 112, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) [BEST EPISODE IN Off N Beat HISTORY] (1:40) Valentines Day Thoughts: What's an "even exchange"?..Lingerie is Overrated (Sugar Pie Honey Bun)..The Problem With "Nudes". (15:00) The Milkman Rant Turned Into Old People Slander who Critique our Diet Choices. (YOUR FOOD OPTIONS SUCKED) (21:33) "Virtue Signaling" is Not Bad. (26:13) (THE BANK RANT) Stop Calling Me For A Visit! Stop With The Passive Aggressiveness! Now You've been Put On Notice!!..(ALL TIME RANT) (43:50) Sponsor. (PNC) (47:40) Driving (Story) Incident: I Was Triggered..By being Generous..They Flashed Their Lights..YouTube Channel. Go Subscribe, Like, Follow, Help grow the Channel as Well. Ep.112 Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/xpGoAe3eDHg

In Episode #111, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:50) My Biggest Super Bowl Takeaway (7:58) God & I Took A Viagra In Ibiza...Can God really Talk to you?..What really happens when you see the light?..Can he bring you back to life?..Being "Kinky" with an Irregular Heartbeat. (23:48) Watergate: Apartment Cutting Off Your Water (30:54) Waiting Room Etiquette: The Lady doing her Emails at Discount Tire.. (41:00) "Good Times" Theme Song. (47:17) Sponsor. (Taco Bell) (49:55) I want Views. (54:00) The "I'm 25 & Depressed" Videos are..Attention Seeking.

The Nickelback PodIn Episode 110, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:43) Lifeguards deserve better. (10:19) "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room"..I fought a Bird...What's your "Nest" Worth"? (17:33) I studied Nickelback..I Cracked the "Every Song" Sounds the same Narrative With Chad Kroeger.. (21:51) Nickelback was the Drake of the 2000's..."I Got All The Hits Boy!" (31:20) Mainstream Music isn't always "Bad"..Just sound good Live. (34:33) Nickelback is the Most UNDERRATED Band in the Last 25 Years. (36:36) Certain Subjects & Genres in Film have a "Box Office" Cap...Why Country Music has a Popularity Cap.(Ask Taylor Swift) (43:00) Why has Rock Music Died? (46:32) Sponsor. (Sony) (50:20) "Operation". (The Board Game) (54:10) My Argument that "Economic Privilege" has a bigger effect than "White Privilege".

Welcome back to the Most Cynical Guy in the World...Clint Nelson. In Episode 109, (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) (0:17) The Problem With "Labels..."Gotta Keep Em Seperated". (Body Wash & Shampoo) (8:00) Poor People Love the Rainy Days & The "Sights". (When It Rains It Pours) (14:15) "Life's NOT a Mastercard Commercial...Priceless" (Credit Is EASY!) (25:28) Credit Score Is OVERRATED..and a Weird Thing to Brag About. (27:12) (EPIC RANT) "Salad-Gate": What should be allowed to take To-Go at Restaurants?..How much Work does a Waiter really do?..Am I becoming an Old Head about these things?? (My Hibachi Experience) (40:40) Why I Appreciate Jeff Bezos not pretending to be "Just One of Us"..In wake of his $500 Million Dollar Yacht getting Preferential "Bridge" Treatment. (45:40) Sponsor. (Beyond Meat) (48:00) Is Jeff Bezos Outta Pocket? "If you had Jeff Bezos Money, you would be doing Much Worse". Why it would suck being the Captain of his Yacht. (53:01) Be careful who you Tell, "Act Your Wage" to...Be careful what you "Wage" your bets on.

The Headgum Podcast Is Pure Garbage..Coming from one itself...With A Lot Less Viewers. In Episode 108, (Time Stamps Below) (0:02) Gas Station Car Washes...Why? (6:10) Quik Trip Girl Update: I Got Demoted to..."Mhmm" (9:07) I'm TIRED of the DISRESPECT as a Customer. (11:19) "Unreleased" Music...But somehow I Heard It.. (15:01) Playboy Mansion Was "Toxic" & "Misogynist" According to Allegations...I mean did you think it was built for Woman Empowerment or Something?.. (25:33) Headgum Podcast Review...YouTube Algorithm Forced this Down My THROAT!!..And I absolutely Couldn't believe how big their Audience is based off what I Saw...But!!...I Give Credit where Credit is due and what I took away from this Revelation..."Presentation & Quality" go a long ways...even if there's nothing there... (And I'm a Fan Now) (38:18) What is Click-Bait really?..Should you be mad? (42:00) Joe Rogan "N" Word Controversy...It's hurtful to hear. I would be remissed not to address the situation due to how much I've talked about him on my show in such a positive light...Why did Spotify remove certain episodes involving guests before his Official Move to the Platform...But not the ones with his use of the language?..Did they just not know?..Or Didn't really care?..

Hit The Follow, Leave a Review, Subscribe.In Episode 107, (Time Stamps Below)(1:03) Opening Rant: STOP Parking in front of Stores with "HAZARD" LIGHTS On.(10:53) Tom on MySpace Did it the Right Way...He SOLD TF OUT!!(13:27) A Friend Kicking you off their "Top 8"..Used to be Fighting Words..Literally.(17:54) Whoopi Goldberg "Suspension" from "The View" is Pointless.(30:17) [GUM-GATE] Breaking Down: "Wanna Piece of Gum?"..What are you really Asking?(38:27) Sponsor. (Jeep)(49:50) Is Amazon Prime a Scam??..Credit Score is Overrated...Just Make Money

In Episode 106, (Time Stamps Below) (0:03) "What If the Shoe was on the Other Foot?"..Is it Worth Losing a Friend? (7:55) Kanye West "Creative Genius" has become a poor excuse for fans. (13:16) Kanye West & Britney Spears have some uncomfortable similarities.. (15:50) Is Bottle Water Really a SCAM?..(Dasani should be Illegal) (22:45) Sponsor. (Liquid IV) (25:27) "Punch The FUCKING LOCK!!"..I Don't Like these New "SMART" Locks...Not Everything needs "Technological Upgrades"...RENTING PROBLEMS (EPIC RANT) (40:25) People who hate "Jews"..but live in New York. Who hate Mormons...but live in Utah. (Regional Expectations of where you Live) (50:58) "Gap Year" Realistic Expectations...College Educated should be protected in the Workforce as well. (55:20) "Prologue V.S. Epilogue"..Why there's a Lack of Trust between "Teachers & Students" Now more than ever. (59:00) Why It's still vital to question "Professionals" of all fields who are "Smarter" than you...What would you really learn from the Jay Z, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos of the World?...Probably not as much as you would anticipate. (1:03:40) "I Don't Believe we Learn the Most from Teachers"..Think back on your most Impactful Teachers in your life..Why are they?..(My Learning Theory)Episode 106 Link Below: Go Subscribe to grow the YouTube channel if you enjoy.https://youtu.be/kpZnMWqiop0

In Episode 105, (Time Stamps Below) (0:08) A Stereotype was Officially Confirmed on "Accident"..(The Chick Fil' A Girls) (10:20) "The Space Between"..The Dave Matthews Band & "White Chicks" is Massive. (13:25) "How do you win Actor of the Decade..but never Win any Awards in that Decade?"..(Awards show Idiocy in Music, Entertainment, & Sports) (21:05) Why I hate the word "Manifestation". (23:10) "Everyone should go to Therapy"..Is Idiotic to promote. (29:10) Making Money doesn't obligate you to pay more for everything. (35:10) There's no shame in getting a "Tax Return". (39:00) People with "Florescent" Neon Lights in their Room. (43:10) Sponsor. (Better Help) (47:12) Are Poor people the backbone of America? (Hierarchy Is Necessary) (55:12) Working for Indian People at Dunkin Donuts. (Clash of Cultures)

In Episode 104, (Time Stamps Below) (0:19) Getting the Response.."Likewise" (Is it Rude?) (8:15) "Peak" Times to Podcast & My Weight Loss Path. (10:52) Bragging about "Independence". (You're not always Right) (15:00) Joe Rogan's 10 Minute "Hello Friends" Video on "Controversies" (16:20) Learning about "Ecosexual"..(Just making up shit now) (17:57) The Best Part of Vacuuming is... (20:45) The Problem with Yankee Candle...(Yall's Noses in the Damn Jar) (29:00) Toothpaste should be $30 a Tube. (34:00) There's No Real Family Show's anymore (39:12) "The Office" was NOT understated..."IT WAS ON NBC!!" (44:02) "Hero" V.S. "Role Model" (52:45) "The Office" Did 9 SEASONS!! (CONT. Rant) (57:22) Eminem is an example of "Perfecting your Craft" But Worse at your Job. (1:00:57) Romanticizing the Past.."The One that Got Away"..(oh the ideas fun)

In Episode 103, (Time Stamps Below) (0:35) Babies R' Us Sneaky Plan. (2:32) Listening to your own Podcast. (5:17) D.A.R.E Program Coming after "Euphoria". (11:00) Three Days Grace's Album "One X" is a Legit "No Skips" Classic Album. P.S. You cant just replace Adam Gontier. (17:12) Going through your "Emo" Phase. When you first start getting Attached to Music. (19:37) "I Don't Listen to Women"..."Artists". (Does it say something about you?) (23:00) My Reaction to Jordan Peterson Appearance on Joe Rogan Experience. Specifically his story of his Son being dressed up by his sisters. (26:20) Parenting "Phases" (29:40) Sponsor. (Vein Clinic) (35:20) Asking Yourself.. "Why?".."Why do listen & watch what i do?" (37:15) Bruce Willis Films Now are the Defintion of "Keep Gettin Dem Checks". (43:34) "Donations" With Twitch Streamers/ Entertainers..is hard to understand...& Predatory. (52:00) My 7th Grade Class Class Discussion when Barack Obama was Elected President is literally what Political Television & Media is Today...(Translation: Politics are waste of time) (1:00:15) Crypto people are the most sensitive Idiots who deserve no sympathy for the Scam that it is. (1:02:52) If you were Nancy Pelosi...You would be doing the same thing.

In Episode 102, (Time Stamps Below) Opening Thoughts: Why can you hold in your Poop while peeing but not vice versa? (6:06) Dear People who Split "Exact" Bills at Restaurants. (8:30) Being the "Outcast" in a Group Setting.( My Recent Experience at a Party) (16:30) All Apartments are the Same. (18:30) Playing Board Games at Parties. (21:18) Judging a Persons Rug & Condiments. (24:55) Who really is Colonel Mustard?..And the KFC Colonel..(Mustard Representation) (27:54) Getting Unexpected Compliments. (32:45) Infectious Positive Energy Effect. (37:37) Flashback to the Stupid "Pass It On" Commercials in the 2000's.(My Foot was on the Line Coach) (44:27) Mints & Mouthwash are Status Symbols. (47:50) My Relation to Mark Normand. (50:02) STORYTIME: Flashback to the Whippersnapper Days of Michael Vick Cancelling showing up to a Fan Event when he was on the Falcons and how it turned into a Monster Truck Event.Episode 102 Video Link Below:https://youtu.be/IJyj5tJCbe0

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 101, Rants Include: (3:00) Chipotle is the Most Overrated Restaurant In America, Economic experts who hate the Wage Scale, 2 Dudes Fucking in the Shower Joke, Breaking Down the Song "Remember the Name", Accounting, Riding in a Rented Tesla, "Monopoly" is not a fun game, Real Estate is a Scam, Doctors can be Assholes Too, Health & Auto Insurance (Just Bend you over to keep it legal), CM Punk is Overrated. (33:28) (Bad Friends) What it feels like to lose a friend to the "P"..(For a girl). Clint get's some shit off his chest...Having a friend distance themselves from the "Core Group". Wanting the Best for someone who's in a Dark Place. ..And Dating a "Social Media Influencer"(Whatever the Fuck that Means).., Unconditional Love is Nonsense, What to do when they ask to "Open Up the Relationship", Being Open Minded is Overrated, Easter Sunday Confusion, Popcorn Chicken Confusion, Recording your "Charitable Acts", And To Round Up the Pod...Clint Returns to his visit to Chipotle.

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 100, Rants Include: "Hollering From The Passenger Side" At Del Taco, Doing 100 Episodes, Getting Sent Home Early from Work, The Purge "Theory", Moral Codes in Mobs, Ethan Klein Sucks, Removing Jordan Peterson Interview, Advertisement in Podcasts, Ungrateful Homelessness, The "Big Gulp" is Overrated, Judging Homeless People, "If That Was Me" Guy, Pros & Cons of Public V.S. Private Schools (Is Private School Worth It?), Creating "Adversity" for your Child , Being Financially Secure shouldn't be shamed. And Lastly to Round up the Pod, "Unwarranted Wisdom Corner", Clint breaks down how to parent your child when you have money..(from someone who has neither)

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts) In Episode 99, Clint Is BACK! Clint's Rants Include: Nyquil is Amazing!, "Connect" With Drake, Hot Sauce in the Condom..Is it "Immoral?", The Billboard Asking "Are You Sexually Risky"?, Escape Rooms, Recyclable Straws Suck, Homemade Stuff is Overrated, The Humanization of Animals & Children, "Tick Tick Boom" Quick Review, Conversion Therapy Is Hilarious, Why It Makes Sense to wanna Beat your Biological Kid, DRINK MILK & EAT BANANNAS (Too Much Health Information), Aliens are Ugly Little Creatures, Alligators can taste "Everything" about you. And to Conclude the Pod. "Unwarranted Wisdom" Corner. "First Impression V.S. Last Impression" (How you Meet Someone).

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson (Audio on Spotify & Apple Podcasts)In Episode 98, Rants Include: (0:03)Relapsing on Ghost, Commercialized Gyms (Planet Fitness, La Fitness), Dying on New Years Eve, Women being Harassed at work, Taco Bell Girl being Uncomfortable, Winning a Lawsuit against your Employer, White Chicks Controversy,(30:10)James Franco Teaching "Sex Scenes", Supporting Friends is Overrated, Context & Nuance has become an excuse, Janet Jackson Is Underrated, Snake Island W/ Deadly Cockroaches,(1:00:50)"Hot-WaterGate".. the guy at Planet Fitness who stole Clint's "Steamy" Shower after seeing him naked.