Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 298, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "My Balls were Exposed at the Gym" (8:06) Magic Johnson Vintage Video reaction. (12:45) Don't ask your parents what they used to do for "Fun" (15:39) Men's lack of "Community" (19:35) Importance of having a Woman in your life (23:03) Im hopping on Creatine (24:32) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (25:02) Charleston White is most entertaining Internet Personality today (27:02) FOOTBALL IS BACK!! (28:30) Can a Mob Boss (Murderer) be a Good Person? (33:00) Sleep is #1 Health Indicator (39:19) Middle Class Can't afford to Vacation (41:01) My View on "Memories" in pics. & More!https://youtu.be/ByJnKvU-QZY (Link to Video Podcast)

#anxiety #observation #podcaster Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 297, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) wearing a grandma sweater (2:00) Is "Valet" service even real? (5:15) why guys don't "Try"with Fashion (7:50) the issue with "Standards" (11:10) owner of liquor store dilemma. (14:30) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (15:35) the issue with "Anxiety" (25:15) Tom Brady & Chris Hemsworth are now YOUTUBERS! (30:20) pressure of being "The Body Standard" (THOR) (41:28) Remembering a Lost one by Talking to someone who Reminds you of them. (48:38) Lil Yachty exposes himself for being a terrible Friend. & More!https://youtu.be/DjkLzgeyDEU (Link to Video Episoed)

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 296, Clint Rolls the Hot Takes about: (0:00) a tattoo is like a kid (2:45) "On The Border & Tin Lizzy's " - Chain Mexican Restaurants (8:05) Looking back at ESPN "The Body Issue" (10:28) JFK thought: "imagine sitting with a loved one & getting their head blown off" (14:36) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (15:26) What is "Really" child cruelty? (17:05) payment plans for a PHONE CASE?! (18:39) abusive techniques to create "Alertness" in your child. (not serious here, relax) (21:12) ariana grande V.S. Mariah Carey..who's objectively a better singer? (26:30) my All American Rejects Concert experience (29:50) "I'm an Observant guy..Im judging you All The Time" (32:11) Clint's specific observation of how people lay their phone down..what it means.. (37:45) Michelin Stars for Restaurants..it's odd isn't it? (39:20) my standards for Fast Food are pretty damn low..but jesus (41:26) STORYTIME: "Real men Drink Hot..not Iced Coffee" (49:40) My thought's on the Starbucks Decline over the the years. & More!https://youtu.be/_eV0cZfhHI4 (link to youtube podcast episode, enjoy)

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 295, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "im a big fan of The Racks" (3:12) Not everyone is Built for Soccer (5:44) "i want a little leg action..a full body shot" (7:42) Russell Crowe put a Spider in his mouth. (13:12) where Blues Clues messed up (13:48) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (15:00) NEW PHONE ADDICTION! (they NEVER DIE) (20:21) i feel like a Time Traveler (25:24) Artificial Love Is GREAT! ( AI Robot Doll) (28:28) "Fake Love" by Drake is Underwhelming (31:10) Will NEVER be a "Mrs. Beast" on Youtube! (37:10) Suburban Obsession with Prison Life & More!! (off the rails for rest of show)https://youtu.be/yU1iWF5vgwo (link to podcast, this ep)

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 294, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "Hey You Look Young" - AT&T Guy who sold me phone (5:30) Bob from the Furniture Store. (my experience buying my 1st piece of furniture) (11:34) Young GM asking me about being part of a "Leadership" ministry (15:02) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (16:02) Drakes "100 GB" Footage & Music Leak (Full Thoughts & Theories) (28:20) Satanism in Music & my Unpopular thoughts on Representation in Music & Media (34:28) "Low Vibrational Music" (38:15) why you should want your best friend to get "Nasty" with your sibling (46:10) Internet needs more "Man Legs" (47:47) Truth & Power of Building your legs & More!https://youtu.be/7XDruMHe1CE (video link to this episode)

#leadership #opinion #podcaster Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 293, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) What if we had infinity cars? (3:35) Kamala Harris New VP selection conspiracy (5:52) "No more than 2 buttons" - dressing up nice as a man (6:58) "you gotta dress up when your underqualified" - standing out in interview process (9:50) Drake 100 GB Leak of Footage thoughts. (12:07) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:28) The Harsh Truth about Leadership & Engagement (16:20) "it's good to take your work home with you" (19:12) being attached to what pays you (22:08) STORYTIME: customers at chinese restuarant complaining about...Chinese Pollution (29:58) the biggest issue is always..you, (happiness is overrated) (33:10) are you a giver or a taker? (happiness spectrum) & More!https://youtu.be/gtvHGqHRoYQ (link to full video on youtube)

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 292 , Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Detox Retreats are beneficial scams (8:48) Drake..please don't sneak diss Kendrick..please! (12:24) Rap Beefs on Trial & 2024 is the year of exposing "Predators" (16:05) Suburban Boy V.S. the NYC Lifestyle (28:15) Chris Brown assaulting some dudes backstage. the dudes had it coming. (38:20) Justin Bieber Paid $10 MILLION! to perform at Richest Indian Wedding. & More!

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 291, Clint Goes ON and ON about: (0:00) Olympic Opening (1:01) Saudi Arabia "Neom" Sci Fi Strip (2:19) Cartel Leader Captured..for optics. (5:10) Impatience in Betting is My Kryptonite (8:20) Sinaloa Cartel "El Mayo" captured for Distraction? (9:55) Neom City Features (Saudi Arabia Project) (12:35) NBA Summer League exposes how we treat young men achieving their dreams. (14:43) Jordan Peterson New Online Courses to replace University. (15:50) RANT : Spam Text messages during Election Year. Clint Reads Text Live! And Goes OFF! (21:18) "tearing down others instead of building yourself up" - Politics 101 (23:45) Alex Sarr Summer League Performance & NFL Hard Knocks Giants is insight of how "Front Office" is becoming too difficult. (38:05) how it feels going back to work & reflection on new POV (40:47) Rich Roll has made me change a few things & having trouble sleeping because you didn't earn it. (49:08) Reality of being a "Creature of Habit" (Deep thoughts) & More!https://youtu.be/TzntNk-KJt8 [link to video, leave a thumbs up & subscribe]

In Episode 290 Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Random Corny Monologue (2:53) Classic Rock Groups Cringe Live Performances (6:57) Tarzan in a past life (Gorilla Mind Review) (9:52) "Air BNB is one of most overpriced inventions ever made" (11:10) Intro to the Pod! ( Like, Follow, Subscribe) (11:38) Self Improvement Guys love telling you how much Porn they Consume! (oversharing culture) (15:05) Cobra Kai Side Tangent of making a new movie (17:08) Cornyness of "Self Improvement" Target Audience Tactics (24:03) "Sometimes I wish i was in a behavioral institute" - my experience as a youth in one of these. (25:40) instead of jury duty..lets have mandatory attend a behavioral facility duty. (my idea) the pros/cons and purpose of this idea. (36:00) "Cope To Hope" - The repeated answer to everything ..but what does it really do? (39:25) "I don't watch you lunge...to learn how to lunge" - Gym recording in Gyms. Lets stop lying for why we watch influencers. & More!https://youtu.be/AvLy19ud1mE [link to video, leave a like & subscribe if you enjoyed]

In Episode 289, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) I was a Hyena in a past Life! (1:21) Blake Lively & Gigi Hadid Looking Like Ketchup & Mustard Bottles (4:08) Earth is Just Perfect! (6:35) Why do I have to pay to know my family history? (9:19) Microsoft Crowdstrike Crash exposes our Reliance on automation. (12:19) "Too Much Security, creates False Sense of Security" (13:10) Google Maps Have made driving dangerous (19:05) Mermaids & Buffets (19:49) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (21:04) "A lot of Devil Worshiping out here" (22:28) fighting for God's Ethnicity! (23:48) (Deep Dive) Having Conviction in your Faith & Beliefs. Where it can go wrong, and why it's necessary for a human to question their own purpose. (30:06) The Truth about "Good & Bad" People. & More!!https://youtu.be/xYYoRFrSBRQ [link to video, leave a like, subscribe if you enjoy!)

In Episode 288, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Piano Method (1:08) Joe Biden Drops out of 2024 Presidental Race. (4:50) Does it even matter? (5:50) The Election within the Election. (Popularity sells in politics) (9:40) My Theory of why Joe Biden Dropped out (13:52) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (14:56) The Issue with "Local Businesses" (19:45) how to fix Chipotle "Serving Size" issue (24:58) The issue with smaller "Chipotle & Moes" copycat businesses (33:33) the issue with "Get Off Your SoapBox" & soap operas (37:03) British are Bland (40:57) "i've never been intrigued by British Culture" (42:55) Serial Numbers on US Currency is apparently a Collectible (44:40) Americans can be convinced to pay for ANYTHING!! (47:00) what it's like living with a significant other? young adults in uneccesary credit card debt & More!https://youtu.be/IdfzlrbuxDg (link to video, leave a like,& subscribe if you enjoyed this episode)

In Episode 287, Clint Juices up About: (0:00) Trump Assasination Attempt thoughts (2:55) Climbers and Deep Divers who pass away (5:25) Guy who died proposing to his girlfriend in underwater hotel (8:44) Uncontacted Tribes don't care about your Arrogant "Mission" (15:52) Intro to the Pod!( Subscribe, Follow, etc.) (16:08) Breastfeeding on YouTube (17:30) "im a domesticated tarzan" (19:00) what if i was born in an uncontacted tribe? how different life would be. (23:40) Black Holes are overwhelming to understand. (space talk) (26:52) Reality of having Time Off of work. (30:34) "i made out with 10 B***** at the club" - Fake Ladies Men of YouTube. (36:40) Dr. Mike Israetel is quitting Bodybuilding (39:40) Too much Steroid Talk? Glorifying Steroids? (41:08) Alex Eubank isn't just about "influencing the youth" (49:04) "I remember the 1st time i had C4 Pre Workout"https://youtu.be/svtZzylW5oE (Link to Video, Subscribe, leave a like)

In Episode 286, Clint Goes on a Maze about: (0:00) Paul Skenes of the Bedroom (1:52) granny vs nanny (8:42) "Her apple bottom brings the Fruit Flies" (10:38) looking "Innocent" (12:12) sharing bank accounts(16:50) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (17:18) DirecTv Haiku (17:55) Performing Under Pressure (19:55) Incompetence of Panda Express & their fortune cookies (26:00) Panda Express F***** my Morning Up!! (33:25) Painfully Awkwardly avoiding eye contact during The WHOLE 10 Minute Ordeal! (35:40) Theo Von & Ed Sheeran Clip reaction (39:23) Luke Combs V.S. Ryan Upchurch Long standing BEEF! (47:00) Having a "Network" one day? & More!https://youtu.be/gspQ1YmNieI (link to video, subscribe)

In Episode 285, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "Take a Shot For Me" (2:05) Lazy ass Crock Pot Cookers (8:20) i genetically smell good (10:16) "mocktails" zero alcohol drinks (12:12) Intro to the Pod!! (13:30) can cats have human breast milk? (15:25) Cats V.S. Dogs unfair treament (17:10) how to ramen. Water or dry? (19:45) math is a dying art..until it bras and panties (25:17) can someone be held liable for their death if it's stress? (26:56) Me and Nikola Jokic are 2 time MVP's... (29:29) financial experts don't care how much money you make (31:02) my fascination with "New York City" Life (37:30) active vs comfort socially driven enviornments (43:30) 3 guarantees in this world.. (47:14) lyrics vs instrumentals (49:36) movie promotions are GARBAGE Now!! & More!https://youtu.be/RpIcEm20th4 (link to video)

In Episode 284, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) British Food (1:30) David Foster Wallace : "On Being Entirely Yourself" (9:48) Filling out a Birth Certificate (12:45) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:10) JJ Redick is Racist? (21:03) Bronny James Nepotism. does the NBA owe Lebron this? (25:24) Joey Chestnut turned down 1.2 mil to gobble glizzy's (31:30) Gluttony V.S. Competition (41:38) Lululemon Pants are f****** the ladies Hormones up (health tip) (49:24) girl that had some "Knees" on her..she had some Breaded Legs (52:15) Clint goes Off The Rails for Rest of Show! Enjoyhttps://youtu.be/jggIW_cY2gQ (click link to watch video version of this episode)

In Episode 283, Clint gets Crabby about: (0:00) Ugly girls cant have "Solo" dates (8:58) No one wants to "Workout" with their partner (12:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, follow, subscribe) (13:25) Burger King is epitome of "Low Effort" (17:20) Biden V.S Trump Debate (who the f*** asked for this?) (23:25)Political & Religious Outrage Is Manufactured by same people. (25:55) Religion doesn't create Leaders..it creates entitlement (30:05) Toxicity aspects of Christianity (32:45) Politics & Religion are designed to create division (35:05) My Deep Issue with "Religion" (43:27) Clint Lightens the mood by "Baptizing" Credit Card Rationale (44:54) (financial rant) Digital is designed to keep us Disattached (47:38) "God is gay".. (48:30) these polygamous husbands don't look like harry jowsey.. (50:50) "Judgement Day"- You really think god's waiting on your Ugly Ass? (All Time Rant) & More!https://youtu.be/bAJON0lKPm8 (click link to subscribe & follow the youtube) thanks

In Episode 282, Clint Says it with his chest about: (0:00) No ones flat chested these days + our pooping system (2:30) Why aliens don't take us serious (8:09) hot take on "Citizenship" quiz (11:09) bad smelling protesters (12:15) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc.) (13:15) being forced to have an opinion (24:28) "Politics" translates to Relationships (34:38) Jennifer Lawrence use to be a Abercrombie & Fitch Model (38:23) History Lesson on "Motels" (42:10) Actor getting "Groped" on a stream by the Sister. & More!https://youtu.be/n4Ty5d_OStY (Link to Video Ep. of Podcast)

In Episode 281, Clint Opens His Legs About: (0:00) "No Airbags,We Die Like Real Men" (9:20) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe,etc) (10:10) 3 Year Anniversary of the PodCast (16:15) George Clooney's "Up In The Air" Takeaways (Deep Dive) (17:25) Morality of "Firing" People (22:10) Having a Bank Account & 401K Scam Rant (25:42) Tipping a Waitress Through CashApp. (29:08) (Rant Alert) Restaurants that Make You Scan QR Code to see the Menu! (32:46) "Too Much Stimulation Aggravates Me" (44:56) 80 yr olds Can't Provide Guidance (46:20) Benefits Of My "Culture" & More!https://youtu.be/DCdK9IiN5M0 ( Link to Video Podcast)

In Episode 280, Clint gets Old AF About: (0:00) I wanna move to Tampa (8:45) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (9:43) trusting your intuition 13:20) power of imagery in your head (14:50) Clint Kills a bug Live (15:50) BACK To The Show!! [why the sudden desire to move?] clint breaks himself down in real time (31:18) dangers of "Sleepovers" (38:48) "I would be a GREAT Babysitter..but i wouldn't enjoy it" (42:04) whats your personality Quiz (42:38) Mistakes from "Wannabe" Leaders + my experience being in a Leadership Position & More!https://youtu.be/WxcZAOoYL38 (Link to Video version of this podcast Ep)

In Episode 279, Clint Gets Cooking about: (0:00) Being the "Starch of the Show" (1:39) Childish to wanna be called "Daddy" (3:07) punishing your kids with dumbbells (5:45) 2 dudes combining DNA (7:30) Intro to the Pod! (follow, subscribe, etc) (9:55) Plasma TV Theory (10:25) Being Anti Donation at fast food restaurants (15:25) Bad squidward Joke (17:02) Earthquakes Are Manually Controlled (Conspiracy Time) (20:18) Drinking Apple Cider Vinegar & homemade cleaning products (25:29) OJ Simpson Defence : "Crime Of Passion" (26:20) Image Obsessed Celebrities (35:29) Dj Vlad Incriminating Interviews + Diddy being a Undercover CIA Agent (37:56) Nicki Minaj Arrest In Amsterdam For "Pre Rolls" (39:35) Why Meek Mill? (42:28) Drake's "Sriracha Noodle" Struggle (44:04) J Cole & Miguel is an Underrated All Time Collab & More!https://youtu.be/h0NE96uBtLE (Link to Podcast Ep. on youtube)

In Episode 278, Clint Goes Ballistic about: (0:00) "Rough Around The Edges" (opening Monologue) (2:39) Self Checkout Issue In America (Rant Alert) (8:45) Intro to The Pod! (Like,Follow, subscribe) (9:38) Paid Programming is why your parents wanted you to go to bed (15:42) Kendrick Stans avoid his "Alleged" Dirty Laundry (22:08) Does Skin Complexion during "Conception" effect the baby? (27:55) Wife cheating on you with a 5th grader (29:05) "if i was a woman.." (30:45) dad's paying prostitutes to lose their sons virginity..is it wrong? (35:30) "friends are for people with no hobbies" (40:40) Young men \ older woman double standard perception (49:55) Debunking "Guys are Visual Creatures" & More!https://youtu.be/h3WoHru0u84 (Link to Podcast on Youtube)

In Episode 277, Clint Puts it On the Double with Cheese About: (0:00) Blessings (1:30) Being Forced to watch Meg The Stallion with Another Lady Is Some Good Trauma (5:50) Drake V.S. Kendrick Rap Beef Has Concluded! Who Won? (9:38) Exposing Culture: is it worth it? (12:20) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (13:20) "you always find the good in everyone" (17:43) Tom Brady Roast: "Who The F*** knew this was happening?" (21:31) Bodybuilding has Replaced Modeling (29:20) The Laundromat Rant! (43:31) "Dying over Pride is Worth it" & More!https://youtu.be/jGtZrERKR9I (Link to This Episode's Video Version)

In Episode 276, Clint Drizzles Some Truth about: (0:00) "Drizzle Drizzle" V.S. Sprinkle Sprinkle" [opening monologue] (9:10) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (11:15) Lube Flavored Jello (12:30) "I miss that good Sweat" [getting too fit] (19:55) SuS Take on Companionship & Racism (25:19) NBA Playoffs Update (26:10) Jontay Porter Took "Betting on Himself" Literally (34:27) "We're to Blame" for Gambling being more Lucrative than the thing being betted on. (41:20) Drake's 2 Diss tracks towards Kendrick Lamar & More!https://youtu.be/OudJtwnIW8Q (video link to Video Version)

In Episode 275, Clint Protests About:(0:00) becoming a douchebag & Protesting All Over America (2:43) "Most of yall are unemployed" (5:40) Stretch Zone Rant (11:47) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Etc) (12:50) Body Cam Arrest Binge Watching (16:19) Question for the Child Predators out there (20:30) The Pyramids Eerie Potential Conspiracies (28:08) Tit Shaming Men for...Liking Titties.. (31:25) God Made Bees to Die (35:00) Drake Real "Beef" with Rappers: "Not Embracing Your Reality" (45:05) Theory Of Why We Love Diss Tracks & More!https://youtu.be/P4xyklECQPs (Video Link to Episdode)

[Recorded on April 8th, 2024] In Episode 274, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) BIG FRIDAY Music Drop Reaction. (3:30) " There's Nothing Interesting in Music" (4:44) Sam Hunt's New EP "Locked Up" Thoughts (6:39) Process of Changing your "Sound" (12:08) Hardy & Nickelback Collab (14:37) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:34) Vacations expose our need For STRUCTURE (18:30) Living a Life is Paramount to be Interesting (19:45) Watching TOO MUCH YouTube (27:03) "Someone give me the Addy...Rall" (27:55) The Solar Eclipse Fiasco (29:00) "Men are Useless Creatures If we can't Produce Children" (29:55) Comfort Disguises Your Fantasy Escape (33:44) "Who Needs Ice Spice when... (34:17) Clown Motel (37:15) Escapism Is necessary to truly..see yourself (40:37) Are Redheads Attractive? Isla Fisher Divorce (45:57) What do you Do with Sex Offenders? & More!https://youtu.be/lUQAi7XzDig (link to this episode Video Version)

[Audio: Apologize for the water dripping noise] In Episode 273, Clint Drips About: (0:00) Bad Joke Opening (0:58) Guys touching themselves in Walmart (4:13) GloRilla got teeth in the game (5:43) water drippin in background like my style (6:12) Conor Mcgregor really is Missed in UFC (7:54) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (8:45) Andrew Huberman "Exposed" for being Flaky. (Full Thoughts) (14:20) Andrew Huberman exposed all these "Friends" were annoying. (22:04) Ashton Kutcher is "Feared" to be dragged in the P Diddy Legal Issues. (27:32) Teriyaki Box Restaurant Rant (Sick & Tired of being Sold BS from Restaurants) (31:40) What Bothers me about these Restaurants Nowadays (32:54) "A lean cuisine would've been better than this" (39:16) "You Charged me $16 for this?"..I'm starting not to give a f*** (40:16) Unanimous standard among what's "Appropriate Pricing" for what your serving. (44:24) "Have some Pride In what You Serve"https://youtu.be/nClvMgnMjJA (link to video of this episode)

In Episode 272, Clint Disses about: (0:00) - "Meek Mill likes it...back to back..(sorry..had to do it) (2:35) The Diddy Drama ( Full Thoughts) (5:15) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:06) The Art of Doing Nothing (10:10) Road House Movie Review! (17:29) "I betted On DARTS" - gambling hot streak (18:42) Vacation Update! + Guys who sell the "Dream" to their woman (20:35) Credit Card Logic is a "Cult" Rationale. (26:58) I'm the Asshole at Self Checkout..(Easter Sunday Story) (30:01) Grocery Store "Unwritten Rules" (32:35) The Manosphere has lost it's "Juice" (36:28) "I don't Care about your Loneliness" Epidemic (40:00) Spiritual Teachers View most as "Peasants" (45:55) Jay Shetty is a Meme Reader & More!https://youtu.be/Np9E6b-tZoc (Link to Video of this Episode)

In Episode 271, Clint Gets Unquiet About: (0:00) - Malls are Dead!! (2:59) - Maegan Hall Forehead Is Like a Avocado (4:50) "$50 Jeans!!" Price Of Pants Have Gotten INSANE!! (8:11) Baby Products & Clothes are SCAMS (10:35) "Quiet On Set" - Thoughts on Child Corporations (15:02) Diddy & Hollywood Humiliation Coming to Light (18:05) Comeback of the Woolly Mammoth??! (23:00) Vice Reaction: The Truth about "Studying Abroad" & Church Missions (31:58) Travelling is Big Business..not for Personal Use. (36:05) Tourist Privilege (41:35) "lying is the most fun a girl can have..." (42:15) Providing Value & Knowledge To Others Is a Great Feeling (45:05) "being in charge of my influence" (50:08) "Deviled Eggs smell like old people farts"https://youtu.be/90psPQCmKsI (Link to this episode video)

In Episode 270, Clint Takes his Socks off about: (0:00) " I see nothing but feet" ( people who wear no shoes in after midnight) (4:58) Mountain Dew Wine (9:58) Guys LOVEE FEET...proportions (11:28) "A Girl is Like a Perfectly Made Milkshake" (15:30) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Etc.) (16:25) Anxiety Taking Your 1st "Paid Vacation" (21:00) if you had an extra 30 hrs a week..what would you really do? (23:45) Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal (Lets be Honest) (30:15) Bruno Mars $50 Million Gambling Debt (Allegedly) (37:42) College Basketball is Both Uninteresting & Interesting (39:19) CAT Lady Interrupts the Podcast!!! (NO BS)https://youtu.be/qkkXVLnaOdc (link to youtube Video, subscribe & stuff)

In Episode 269, Clint Goes on and on about feeling "Disconnected" with things. Gets real about how he's feeling. Enjoy this soap box.https://youtu.be/CsZIirc3gCI (link to video)

In Episode 268, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Former Joe Budden Network Podcaster's have QUIT! & blame Joe for "Not Supporting" (10:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (13:46) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:12) Uncomfortable with Unhappiness (16:07) Food Review Youtube is a ..."saturated" field (27:58) "Low Tier" Restaurants held to higher standard than "Fine Dining" (31:05) Viral Breakdancing "Deadbeat Dad" put his daughter in check (35:27) "You gotta make the same effort for your Parents as they do you" (38:48) Young Adults love "Built in Excuses" (43:10)"Daddy's coming with the Reciepts" (Parenting Advice from a Non Parent) (50:50) Internet Personalities Who Love threatening with "Legal Action" Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/okOR0_zgTCI ( link to video version of podcast)

In Episode 267, Clint Checks his ego about: (0:00) Opening Monologue & Pig Butchering (4:26) "If you make 50K, you should not be dating" (10:58) everyone wants a 10K to start a business..but with no Risk Attached (16:17) Intro the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (17:58) February F***'s up your paycheck cycle (18:59) Drake's "Phantom" Leak Pic (20:25) Meek Mill & P Diddy "Relationship" + Godfrey Vs Corey Holcomb "Hollywood" accusations (22:45) Success is always attached to Sucking Dick (31:25) Sexuality Identity Creates Barriers & More!https://youtu.be/SvyNmeUFH_A (Youtube Link)

#colincowherd #comedy #podcast In Episode 266, Clint gets long winded about: (0:00) Long Winded Pipes (2:42) "Do you look your age?" (5:02) Anti Diet Coke Argument (8:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (10:12) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (11:59) "Trying" to Concieve is INSANITY! (14:30) Presence is Infectious (16:22) Sports Radio in the NFL Offseason is GOD AWFUL!! (21:30) Colin Cowherd Made Radio On TV (27:02) No Movies Out worth a S*** (35:55) "Dak Prescott SUCKS" - dumb sports narratives (38:03) Alcohol is taking over Podcasting (41:02) Pat Mcafee V.S. Stephen A Smith Drama (49:58) NYC Apartment Prices are Addicting to "Lifestylists" & More! Sponsor Link : https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/ri193SIKYSQ (YouTube Link)

In Episode 265, Clint Swings Quick About: (0:00) TopGolf on Valentines with the Lady, Being More "OK" spending some Buckaroos for enjoyment of life, not being so obsessed with "the work" all the time, Maximizing your Time can be detrimental. (22:32) outside of your role..what do you really do? (what makes a woman love you?) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/WtBqgshehXg (YouTube Link to this ep. Subscribe, Leave a thumbs up, enjoy the video version of pod. thanks)

In Episode 264, Clint goofs about: (0:00) - "i'm so goofy..don't forget your Max-y Pads" (1:50) how draining it is being "inspirational" (9:14) meaningful work gets underpaid (10:17) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below episode description] (14:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow Subscribe) (15:17) Valentines Day Perfect Plan for the Lady! (20:41) Chiefs Parade Shooting Thoughts! How i found out (28:44) Gordon Ramsay "Kitchen Nightmares" is Addicting (43:43) "Whoever thought COOKING could be entertainment?" (45:19) P Diddy Hiring Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney & More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/Z087XgmmUuI ( Click Link to subscribe, Leave a thumbs up, and enjoy the YouTube version of the Pod. thanks)

In Episode 263, Clint Touchdowns on: (0:00) Taylor Swift Hot Dog Prop + Chiefs Win Super Bowl (2:48) All Halftime Shows sound the same! (7:31) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Crazy ad read] (12:27) Intro the the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe) (13:41) Post Nut Super Bowl Clarity (19:52) Gambling in Vegas Vs Anwhere else (21:06) Soft White Underbelly Interviewing Teenage Prostitutes (26:21) Joel Osteen Church Shooting: "We'll Prey for the 7 Year Old" (33:35) What is "Paid Programming"? (37:05) Clint's Invention Idea : "Pussy Flavored Gum" ( hear me out) (42:50) the guy with 3 streams of income (46:12) Morgan Wallen's Issue With Old Label releasing old music of his. & More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/gwe71GviP94 ( this episodes youtube link if you would like to subscribe and enjoy the video version of the pod. thanks)

In Episode 262, Feeds his Ego By: (0:00) - watching yourself Rap , $18 Soap, broken beds, KD Ratio (5:06) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (9:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:52) Halle Bailey Baby Bumpin the World! (10:25) Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) "Epidemic" (Deep Thoughts) (15:37) why are we obsessed with what people do with their money? (16:37) My issue with restriction of gambling (18:47) stop blaming gambling companies & men's 3 vices being unfairly criticized (21:37) catering the world to your lack of self discipline (25:12) We need RISK Avenues (29:48) guys bond over Gambling (32:14) Academic Studies Lack Accountability on the Consumer (34:41) $13 Hot Chocolate in NYC (37:49) "I Paid $15 for this??!!" Sandwich Shop Sandwiches Prices "Inched"..a few too far. (48:02) McDonald's has Stopped Trying. (54:50) Moral Of Todays Episode!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/tS7sYtqgYLk (This Episode YouTube Link, Subscribe , leave a thumbs, help grow the show. thanks for the support.

In Episode 261, Clint's Sits til his legs go numb about: (0:00) Why do I have to watch myself Shit in front of your mirror? (7:28) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code & Link below episode description] (10:28) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe) (11:55) One Big Wasted Opportunity! (Kadarius Toney drama) (16:20) Short Attention Span Theory (20:10) "Vice" Video about "How A Sex Party Actually Works" (Full Thoughts) (30:05) Sex Clubs don't Count towards your Body Count (34:52) Max Taylor Is the Best Fitness Influencer TODAY! (I wanna Interview Him) (38:38) comedians strategy of doing So Many Podcasts (45:08) February Month Issues. (47:03) the feeling of "Progress" (49:52) "Secrets make Life Stressful" (55:04) Usher Halftime Superbowl Show Prediction! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/TByZGv1H_1U (Click this episodes link subscribe & leave a thumbs up on the Youtube. thanks

In Episode 260, Clint Freestyles About: (0:00) "You better get your Tater Tot..before she gets Teeter Totted" - An Actual Rap Battle Line (9:44) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below Episode Description] (funny ad read) (14:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (14:30) "Skrrt Steak In Tokyo" (Improptu Poetry) (17:05) What happens More?..People blinking or Not using blinkers? (19:38) "Slippery when Wet.i say bet" (22:09) Health Care Promoting People Raising Money For Absurd Health Care Costs. (25:55) Creepy Men- "I'm Gonna Love Your Child Like It's Mine" (29:55) Fear Of Putting Out Children Of Daycare (33:23) Social Reality of Children in School (34:35) Chuck E' Cheese Mascot is always.."On Sight" (35:24) "Bunny Buns" - Lola from Space Jam (36:30) The "Groundhog" Shadow Myth (RANT!) (42:33) Leaked Footage of Michael B. Jordan getting Knocked out In "Creed" Training (43:54) "Smile Bitch!" (45:59) Obsession with Prison Culture (48:47) Joe Rogan 250 Million Dollar Spotify Deal Reaction! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/y96iqk4ZY4o (Click Link to Subscribe to the channel, and Leave a thumbs up.thanks)

In Episode 259, Clint sweats about: (0:00) ass is wet problems (3:43) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (6:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (6:46) "Bi- Polar Express" (8:36) Responding to "Haters" (14:02) Built like a Tank compliment (16:56) Opening a "Mandatory Leg Day" Gym (20:38) Sex Socks on Carpet ..(iykyk) (21:40) Apartment Complex Garbage Failure (28:31) does more money put you around people who throw their trash away? (32:12) "if only you could afford to put your kid in private school".. (34:08) Jalen Green a victim of being preyed on by OF Model? (39:42) Whores are just servicing the Community (41:38) Sister Wives & Polygamy are a Cult (45:35) (Theory Rant) : Drugs are here to Navigate Life & More!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.Click YouTube Link below to this episode: Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, and see what Clint looks like. thanks.https://youtu.be/yhUI9azex_w

In Episode 258, Clint reads the Teleprompter about: (0:00) - "Good Morning America"..Amy & TJ Podcast expose their troubled relationship. (amy robach & tj holmes) (7:19) guy addicted to his wifes breast milk, (8:04) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Code Link Below Episode description for Limited time Offer] (10:45) Intro to the Pod(Like Follow, Subscribe, etc.) (11:10) Maximizing doing "Nothing" (12:53) Amy Robach: "Alcohol just makes life a whole lot more fun". (15:45) News Anchors entering the Opinion Business. (21:09) Best Friend's Ex- GF threatening Suicide as leverage. (23:54) Dating someone who's 5 months pregnant..but not by you. (25:15) Spa Workers explaining what's really "on the menu". (29:45) no one should grocery shop at target (30:45) Stanley Cups W/ handles making the ladies going crazy. (38:27) "What the Puck" - Stanley Cups Company want's ya'll to get run over for free marketing. (41:38) "The Iron Never Lies" - Henry Rollins (44:29) Crazy Dream I Had: "Boxing with my Left Hand..connecting to Real life Weakness" (47:20) "Your dreams are a real life reflection of what you subconsciously think of yourself"..(Avoiding your weakness) (52:50) "Touched a Dream" (random dreams) (54:12) Falling asleep listening to Music/Podcasts (infiltrating into your dream) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.

In Episode 257, Clint exerts some energy on: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:24) Comedian Mark Normand being Escorted off stage after weird incident, place was evacuated. (6:49) Intro to the Pod! (Like , Follow, Suck Some Titties,etc) (7:41) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) Link Below the Episode Description. (10:55) energy drinks effect your "Allowance" of energy in a day. (13:46) obsession with "Comparing & Contrasting" type of people. (20:12) (Full In Depth Rant) Dr. John Delony Call Reaction: the guy : "wife cheated on me after having our child and less than 6 months in marriage"..John Delony: "Get a 3rd Job & F*** your passions". (31:26) Closer to 30 than 20. way of thinking. & More! YouTube Link to the Video Version of this episode below, Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, to help grow the show. thank you..https://youtu.be/WTR0RUG4jHISponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.

In Episode 256, Clint opens up with the Sexyy Red Baby Shower photos involving.."Hands on Your Knees",(0:56)..then SLAMS Korean BBQ Restauraunts who Make You Cook Your Own Food!!(7:15)..Smoothly Introduces the Podcast(subscribe, follow, like) (14:45)..SPONSOR! (Magic Mind)(16:15)..back to the "Party Rock Anthem" of this episode with the Break Up of "LMFAO" & Florida Georgia Line (19:48)..then wonders if "You're built like a House" is actually a compliment(32:19)..how awesome it would be to have a Reddit Fan Page dedicated to how much you suck..like The Fighter & The Kid..(33:38)..Then Brands his HATRED Towards People Obsessed with their "Brand" & Image..(40:48)..Plus the Fear Of Every Man.."Would you fear your women doing.....when your asleep?.. (47:34) & More!!Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatwUse Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.Click Video Link to this Episode Below to Subscribe to the Youtube & Leave a thumbs up! Enjoy!https://youtu.be/oKCvOTJiuS8

In Episode 255, Clint has some thoughts on "Do Now or Die Later" saying, ..then give the usual Intro to the Pod!.. (6:45) Sponsor!! (Magic Mind) (7:04) We get back on the roll of cheese.. by Ranting On Credit Cards & Synchrony Bank along with being too lazy to delete your extra spotify accounts.(11:14) ..Then gets into how Andrew Schulz & his Podcast Flagrant has become Out Of Control (19:45)..Then gets into how Disgusting Cheap Hotels have become (31:07)..But in the meantime lets pray for Shia LaBeouf as he's now a Catholic Priest.. & how faith is a non negotiable for marriage (34:45) ..But rings the "Blue Bell" on Ice Cream Prices.(52:02) & More!Video Version of this Episode below, leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. thanks.https://youtu.be/T6cwP8-EWYg

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & all Platforms.Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & join this unique nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy!In Episode 254 , Clint Rambles about:(0:01) there's a bed behind me & Jewish Living under NYC(6:42) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe, Like, Follow, etc)(8:24) I'm Committed(11:33) An Unwanted Freestyle(12:48) "Diamond in the Rough" Saying(13:36) #1 indicator of wealth(17:08) Belly Buttons & Shape Shifters(18:08) old people passing down wisdom(20:08) Steel Toe boots from a leg kick(22:37) "i'll be the Brendan Schaub of podcasting"(28:05) "The Cut" Internet Dating Show exposes Shallowness to an all time low(32:52) uncomfortable truth about "Men Crying"..(40:05) John Delony Show: the man who lost his job, unemployed for 7 months, wife loses respect for him. & More!YouTube Link Below if you would like to leave a thumbs up & Subscribe to the channel. thankshttps://youtu.be/_nTprYJ0bYQ

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 253. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "It's raining, its pouring" (opening monologue) (4:07) RYSE Pre Workout V.S. Energy Drink (Review) (7:55) "Hood Rat" Music Video by Sexxy Redd (9:37) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow, Etc) (10:43) 2 Bears 1 Cave Criticism for "Banking Episodes" (18:50) "Without me..there is no You"...type of people. (20:12) Tell All Books exposing people. is it an honor? (22:52) Men V.S. Women Complaining about each other in Dating. (24:17) Dealing with a "Damaged" woman (30:53) the guy who's girlfriend left him for jobless guy with more debt (43:17) What is Consulting?..no one knows (46:49) "I wanna TAPE YOU UP!!" (Onlyfans Consulting) & More!If you enjoyed this Episode, Click link below to leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the YouTube Channel. Thanks.https://youtu.be/Kff3hRJBBVI

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 252. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) ever wake up & just wanna Smack That ASS? (0:48) Jonathan Majors found guilty..for calling his white queen "Coretta" (6:01) Racial Player Comparisons in NBA. (10:07) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe,etc.) (10:40) U.S. Census Bureau Text Message to help the "Economy" (15:35) being "Too Far Ahead" & the term "Rancher" (17:45) Let a woman have her Outrage (19:49) We all Need Comfort & Security (22:37) The Value of "Suffering" (31:14) Beauty of "Suffering" (32:54) Magicians maybe SOLD THEIR Soul?...(Magic Theory) (35:57) APARTMENTS will work on everything..except everything that needs to be worked on. (37:25) memes of girls s****** on guys bedrooms (41:18) Pass it on: Georgia is #1 in STD's (48:14) guys have low bedroom standards (50:11) (RANT Alert) I hate Being "SOLD" something. & More!YouTube Video Link Below. Help grow show by subscribing, leave a thumbs up, share, etc. thanks.https://youtu.be/G_j57IUjNVU

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 251. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "long hair..don't care" (opening monologue) (1:31) watching your partner s*** (2:40) secrets kill your relationship (6:45) News companies have to report Deaths (7:51) Intro to the pod. (like, follow, subscribe) (9:45) the wiggles "fruit salad" marketing tool (11:01) negativity of term "I Trapped Her" (18:16) Asia Doll Goes After Myron from Fresh & Fit (24:00) going shirtless at gym (am i a douche?) (30:34) IRL Streamers who go around with security (36:30) my recent lust for "Rocky" (37:45) "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F***" by Mark Manson Audiobook thoughts. (40:18) "Rocky" thoughts. inspirational? (54:04) Would i ever marry a stripper?Click Link Below to Subscribe & leave a thumbs up for the youtube channel. much appreciated. thank youhttps://youtu.be/-rfY3zg7acM

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 250. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen.(0:01) Opening Monologue (grunge, punk rock lyrics that make me laugh) (8:33) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Like Etc) (9:33) how opening monologue are made (12:18) Psychics on Spirit Airlines Theory (13:40) Podcasting is a Truth Serum. (15:02) Are animals fascinated by us? The appeal of a pet (18:20) Woody Allan...never seen a movie. (20:10) Kevin Spacey revealing his.."House of Cards" (21:59) YouTube Shorts of Fast Food Versus are becoming ...Saturated...Fats (23:40) Content Thieves who play other videos and just point & shit. (31:50) Nobody Watches Comedy Specials Anymore (40:57) The fluctuation of emotions doing a podcast. (49:29) "You can't replace the Time you Put into something" (53:20) trained professional egomaniac + im the michael jordan of podcasting. & More!Click Link below to help grow the YouTube Channel if you enjoy the show. Appreciate it. Thank you.https://youtu.be/OXlObP2WdeI

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 249, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Nicki Minaj Husband throwing Stripper Parties in her own home. (1:10) YouTuber who snuck onto Epstein Island & "The List" (5:30) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc.) (6:19) My 1st Live Show will be a Nickelback Concert..(Spoiler: T******) (10:07)"dude got anal whopped" The viral congress sex tape (12:55) "Why should you keep your job?"..Good question (14:17) Stress Balls (15:50) Truth is sometimes "Negativity". (19:55) Comedians have taken themselves Too Serious (23:17) Temu Advertising (27:45) "mermaids are probably ugly af" (29:47) Money is most addictive drug out there. (32:04) Being "That Guy" in a Group. (pointing out the obvious) (37:18) Going "OuTsIdE"..what is actually happening? (44:30) being a "Silent Violent" (50:08) Viral video of man not paying for his GF Friends Bill at Birthday Dinner. (Full Thoughts) & More!Help grow the YouTube channel by clicking link below, Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, Follow the pod. etc. Thankshttps://youtu.be/R79A6i-ib7Q