
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson
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S1 Ep 197#197- "2 Lesbians on Mushrooms..Would be a Hell of a Trip" | Christians Profit More Than Judiasm
EClint is back with his one eyed girl in this edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! (Bonus Sunday Episode)In Episode 197, Clint Rambles about: (0:47) Intro to the pod ( Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & all apps, and subscribe to the channel) (1:17) I betted on the WNBA...i may have a problem. (3:27) Article says concerts aren't good for the ears.. (5:32) Fake Decor Stores (8:26) Christianity is profited off more than Judiasm. (13:18) If Jimmy Buffett replaced "Brown Eyed Girl" With "One Eyed Girl" (14:54) Are Paramedics attracted to people with Heart Issues? (16:49) "If 2 lesbians were to do mushrooms..that would be a hell of a trip" (17:43) Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory really doesn't make any damn sense. (19:56) Fighting for your life on your death bed is highly overrated. (22:02) Bobby Lee's Tigerbelly Podcast deal with Wondery Controversy. (Why do companies give a lot of money to people but not listen to what their buying?) (25:47) Unsponsored Sponsor (Dunkin Donuts) (26:08) Diabetics are fun. (27:24) Egg Poem. (Eggs are BACK BABY) (29:29) Lebron's feet are atrocious. (32:08) "Nothin wrong with a little gay...stuff" (3617) Arnold Schwarzenegger AKA "Mr. Freeze". used take shots for pre-workout. (38:20) Film critics are some of the most obnoxious people. (39:45) "Whenever you think something is amazing..its meh" (40:57) "Just Wait...it'll rhyme eventually..it'll even out the scheme" - White people. (45:00) "I'm a one eyed boy looking for a one eyed girl" (45:38) Outro!!If you enjoyed this show , please hit the video link of Episode 197 below, and leave a thumbs up and subscribe to the Youtube channel. Thank you!https://youtu.be/nMW-0OujPjA

S1 Ep 196#196 -"I'm a Bare Maximum Boy" | Joe Budden was Right about Rory & Mal & Anime Is Childish
EClint is Gambling his future one topic at a time in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 196, Clint Rambles about: (0:42) Intro to the Pod. ( Don't forget to follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or wherever you listen) (2:00) "Anime is Childish" . is anime really childish? what age does it get weird to still enjoy anime? (8:30) "Stigma of Gambling is worse than the actual result of gambling". Gambling should be legal & only the individual participating should be responsible for what they lose or win. (13:30) Is it worth losing your wife over? (If you win...Absolutely) (17:35) Unsponsored Sponsor (Dunkin Donuts) (17:58) D.C. Girls & Bill Clinton Impression (20:15) Freestyle Alert From Clint! (21:11) "Joe was Right about Rory & Mal" Revisiting the Break up from Joe Budden Podcast W/ Rory & Mal & how their podcast's seperate from each other exposes what he was alluding to with "The Bare Minimum" boys comment. (35:11) "I was once on Rory & Mal Side...but now I'm on Joe's". Will Rory & Mal still do the podcast like a year from now? Do they really enjoy it? (40:02) The truth about what it's like doing a podcast..Clint's pursuit of breaking into the Podcasting industry. Why it irritates to listen to people who are just in it for the Profits.Please show the channel some love by clicking the video below & giving this video a thumbs up and subscribing the channel. Thank you!https://youtu.be/KW-wiBneIaE

S1 Ep 195#195 -"Nubian Cat Special" |Spiritual Audacity, Blues Clues being "Dragged Down", Fictional (red)Pills
EClint gets a little loosey goosey in this Non Stop edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 195, Clint Rambles about: (1:58) Intro to the Pod. (Don't forget to subscribe & follow the pod on spotify & all apps) (2:52) "I'm so fruity..you can find the pebble on the beach". (4:35) "Why would i put a glass anal plug in my ass?" (7:55) "Who kisses for 7 Minutes in heaven?" (8:55) Spiritual Gurus who smack their lips when they talk with such audacity. (12:05) The lady who did 584 Adult scenes before walking down the aisle. (14:42) "hey, I've got a arm wrestling table in the back of my truck".( getting challenged) (18:05) I'm your harshest critic. (19:25) Baby boys have to fight for nip of their mum. (22:35) Is it weird to breast feed a child that's not yours? (23:25) Blues Clues still Exists!!..but...it's "dragging" the show down. (29:15) "Dear Alphas, Betas,& Sigmas"...What happened to just thinking for yourself? (33:05) Red Flag: "Blaming the Parents" (37:17) "No Strings Attached". money is a real uncomfortable topic..& it should be.

S1 Ep 194#194 - "Trendin & Tippin"| Tipping craze, Inflation Isn't Real, The ULTIMATE FANTASY
EClint is back with his Trending & Tippin Podcast. Enjoy another edition of "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 194, Clint Rambles about: (0:28) The Social Media Craze with "Tipping". Has Tipping expectations really become unfair & uncomfortable? (9:29) Grant Cardone says "Inflation isn't real"...I Kind of agree.. (14:04) Intro to the Pod! (Dont forget to follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (15:54) "I'm a Caffeinated Person" ( The Psychological justification of ones addiction & how it changes you over time) (19:55) Should you take that promotion? (things to consider before taking one) The fear of "Moving up". is that really what the money is for? (31:27) "Body Party" & "Me & U" provide the Ultimate Fantasy for Clint. (39:12) "I Killed a Real F***** Spider" (A broken Water Heater brought the eight legged freaks out...)

S1 Ep 193#193 - "Women are Pint Eaters, Men are Samplers"| Attractive Power ,Pretty Privilege is NOT REAL
EWelcome back to the Hottest Chad & Pod on the Charts. Another Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 193, Clint Rambles about: (0:37) Intro to the Pod. (Dont forget to follow the pod on Spotify or wherever you listen) (1:10) All Cat Treats Smelling like... (2:32) Ja Morant Did it again...(Full thoughts on situtation) (8:42) "I'm a Greek God"..Supposedly. (9:36)"It's Tough being..This Good Looking". The challenges of being an attractive man in today's world. ( someone please cue the violins) (15:10) "Pretty Privilege is not a real thing". Privilege as a whole is a term people use to give themselves an excuse to not better the thing they're complaining about. (21:48) The "It's your Genetics" gatekeeper to discourage you in the fitness industry. (26:20) Nepo Babies shouldn't be shamed for having advantages. (Built in Excuse before you even start) (27:55) If you open the door for someone..should they be in front of you in the line?...or should they offer to you for the gesture? (30:04) "If i ran a ice cream shop..I would have a 2 sample limit" . Are Ice cream samples to blame for why men can't commit?.. Women are Pint eaters..Men are Samplers.(DEEP Dive) (36:25) Someones gonna make "Period Flavored Ice Cream" and call it some spiritual nonsense. (40:40) As you age, Its weird being around younger couples. (46:01) Cats who climb into trees desperate for attention...These Vets will "Bend You Over"..Financially.

S1 Ep 192#192 -"Nibbling on the Nip For My Daily Fix" | Gambling Addiction, Swinging Flintstones, Role Playin
EClint is back Sucking on some Nips for the Day 1's. Enjoy this edition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. In Episode 192, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Starting his Gambling Journey (2:30) Nibbling on a Nip for my daily fix (4:47) Horses dying before the Kentucky Derby (8:02) The fear of developing a Gambling addiction after his first Win. (10:02) Who are we to profit off of Bees?...And Music Critics profiting off genres of music that aren't theirs to critique? (18:00) The Flintstones were most definitely swingers, & Most Couples are absurdly "Kinky" (22:45) Scenario Time With Clint: Playing Pretend with your partner in public like your strangers, and flirting with others...What could go wrong? ((35:54) "You want some Breadwinner D....!" How things are hard to "Seperate" in a relationship. (38:00) Mouth Herpes will force Clint into Retirement from Podcasting. (40:02) The "We All Have The Same Hours in a Day" Guy.

S1 Ep 191#191- "I Wanted to Squeeze the Lime In the Waitresses Eye" | Dancin to GOOD TINGS, Yoga Pants Smell, "All I Want" Girls Posts, How To Pick up a Lady
EWILD EPISODE Today!!! One of the Best ever done in Off N BEAT History!!! Had a live episode Energy Today, due to a Guest there to feed off . This episode WON'T Dissapoint! Share the Ep. and help grow the pod. Thank you!. In Episode 191, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) All girls in yoga pants smell like squash. (2:18) Humans if we used kitty litter instead of toilets. (5:15) Lasagna Farts are..."Layered". (8:08) Gas Station Candy is a SCAM (10:31) "Skrt Skirting" in the stall. (12:48) Cats are not so curious after all...(Butthole Segregation) (14:13) "Biology is a little overrated".Brian Mcknight being shamed for choosing his step children over Biological. (18:35) Poor People love that "Unconditional Love & Support" (19:45) "Audience of One" 1st guest in Off N Beat History!! (it was a lovely lady) (22:22) Gender Roles jokes don't..hit well with your partner. (24:10) The 3 P's "Provide, Protect, &P...." (25:15) "I wanted to squeeze the Lime in the Waitresses Eye"..$13 for 3 Tacos??!!! WTF. (RANT) (28:43) The "All I Want" Bitches Posts. (32:05) (CRINGE Alert)Clint Re -enacting how He would pick up the "Lovely Ladies"..with one present. (35:29) "No one goes out of town not on birth control" (its a proven fact) (36:50) Inviting a girl to Dance. (41:01) "There's Something about you.." (how to close the deal..to her heart)

S1 Ep 190#190 - "Children of The Poor"| Men Should Never Say "WIFEY"(Steven Crowder React),Low income = More children, & Being on "EDGE" as a guy
EOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a solo podcast with a guy named Clint Nelson..Yes. you heard that right. In Episode 190, Clint Rambles about: (0:05) Mermaids are not "Aerial" looking, (1:50) Steven Crowder isn't a good guy after all. Thoughts on how the leaked video exposes "Conservative" way of thinking. (8:21) The guy who works out with his shirt off...but doesn't actually lift any weight..while doing so. (12:18) Should amount of children you have be based on your income? (18:11) First time hearing "Becky" by Plies.(25:40) "Maybe Jesus did Anal"...Of course not...Our whole purpose is just to Recreate".. (33:45) Would you "Sell Your Soul" to fulfill your aspiration, is the trade off worth it? (37:01) Being "On Edge" as a dude.

S1 Ep 189#189 -The "It Doesn't Make A DIFFERENCE" Guy & Fitness Influencers @wholefoods , Jackman Thoughts
EClint is back swinging with his irritable self. Enjoy the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 189 , Clint Rambles about: (0:02) the "it doesn't make a difference" guy, (9:45) apparently Social Media Fitness Influencers have to shop @wholefoods (19:50) Jackman by Jack Harlow thoughts. (31:09) the "Crisis Management" Police Car. (38:34) "not everything should be said" (The fascination of Relationship Advice)

S1 Ep 188#188 - Financial Stress Is Best Ignored..So I'll have a Daughter
EClint is back Off N Beating to the Podcast Waves! Enjoy! In Episode 188, Clint Rambles about: Belly buttons smelling like booty hole, Stress is best ignored, Holidays do nothing but cause Inconvenience, (open talk edition)Financial stress festering into other stresses, how having a daughter would make me more emotionally connected to the world, inviting responsibility your not sure your ready for And More!!!

S1 Ep 187#187 - "Spare Me Like a Dry Rub..You gotta little Gay In YA"
ERead Description for topics discussed. Come "Suck Some Titties"...., with Clint. Enjoy!!. In Episode 187, Clint Rambles about: Spare Meaning, the dude waiting for you to get out of the bathroom, farting while your peeing, Caitlin Clark is a Beast, Starting to feel "Older: @ 27, Raising children with "Identity" issues, guys who like their fruit salad ate, Cardio is minimal for fat loss, asking until you get the answer you want.

S1 Ep 186#186 - Hey There! Lets talk Community!..& Fabric Softener
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast is back with the cold hard truth about fabric softener. Title: "My Spidey Fetish Senses Say No Thanks" In Episode 186 Clint Rambles about: (0:35) fabric softener isn't Laundry detergent...(Allegedly) (2:30) "Spider webbs are like gelatin with a corgis butt" (4:35) A casket full of snakes or spiders? Furry spiders give me the heebee geebees. (9:40) Is it time to connect with something outside of myself? Being open minded to joining a "Community". (14:09) Religion isn't about "Ethics". (and that's not the worst thing) (18:48) The curiosity of being guided. (23:23) Christians who quote Bible verses on leg day videos. (30:02) Homeless people have the best "Community" (31:45) Discomfort forces Community . (35:22) "People love to fear, & Fear to Love"

S1 Ep 185# 185 - i don't believe in VERBAL abuse (For Men)
EClint is back more douechier than ever. Enjoy the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 185, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) NBA bench press at combine, the phases of eating out in your 20's, the people obsessed with the "Experience", (13:45) "if you don't accept your girlfriends new boyfriend..you're the problem"..(according to article)(18:35) The truth about "Toxic" (23:30) "if someone accuses you of being toxic...you're doing something right" (24:15) Jonathan Majors situation. ( Full Thoughts) (37:45) "I'm not a believer in VERBAL abuse" as a grown man.

S1 Ep 184#184 - being told i'm pale by a more pale individual
EClint's back nappier than ever. Enjoy Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Please Subscribe and enjoy! In Episode 184, Clint Rambles about: Someone telling you looking more "Pale", not giving critics the satisfaction, forcing oneself to not go to the gym, the meme of the duck under the bench press (i just cant stop laughing), the fall of DaBaby Video, (unpopular opinion) HIV is connected to gay couples for a reason. (Semi deep dive opinion)

S1 Ep 183#183 - "I Found Jesus, I Love Jesus, I Am Jesus"
EWelcome back to the Long Docking Pod. Enjoy! (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) In Episode 183, Clint Rambles about: strangers calling you "Thor" & Jesus, being told i have a generous loving feeling aura like i go to church, all the hard work paying off in unexpected ways, building a Presence, how compliments re-affirm your doing something right, "You Don't Take yourself Too Serious...But people take you serious", I now feel like every room i enter, "I'm the Prize". Life is good. (This Pod is one big ol pat on the back)

S1 Ep 182#182 -"The Weekend Has Weakened To A Weak End" (My Thighs Are BUSTIN)
EClints Thighs are bustin thru in this one. Enjoy The Pod! In Episode 182, Clint Rambles about: (Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson) Squatting after 4 year absence, the weekends don't feel like a weekend anymore, no one has time to get to know anyone, the ex call back, everyone is turned off these days, "I want a Wholesome Thot", Clints Curious Conclusion: Why do us gymgoers spend so much time into it?

S1 Ep 181#181- "I got the RIZZ, She got the RAZZ, I got the JIZZ, She got the Jazz"
EWelcome to the podcast folks! Clint is back on the cornball more than ever. Enjoy!In Episode 181, Clint Ramble about: girl that smells like Blue Rasberry Vape Juice, time zones, imitation crab being a real thing, animals being your children, is being "Pro Choice for Women" apply when it's a girl?, misleading title of being a "Serial Killer", (31:19)Rant alert: free spirit people are the absolute worst, & More!

S1 Ep 180#180 - "Love Naturally Actually"
EClint is back In his feelings more than ever. Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. In Episode 180, Clint Rambles about: Muffin Top T -Shirts, Sex should make you laugh, someones presence being intoxicating, natural connection brings freedom, the power of slow developing relationships, the downfall of having a Magnetic Aura , having a connection beyond "Love".

S1 Ep 179#179 - "I mean...Who doesn't leave their Moms House with a Microwave?"
EClint's back hotter and Thottier than ever. Welcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast [*DISCLAIMER: the background noise in beginning is rain, i recorded by window, sorry for the mishap]In Episode 179, Clint Rambles about: Peanut Butter Ear cases, Warning Signs: the stay back 200 feet trucks not being responsible, leaving your moms house with a microwave, Sam Hunt's new song "Walmart", a fat cat with no charisma, building a traumatic love trauma attachment to your cat to truly build a love for one another, Curious Clint Concluding Thought Of The Day: "What would turn a woman off more?".. A man who can eat his ass..or a man who can suck his own dick?"

S1 Ep 178#178 - "I'm Officially THAT GUY @TheGym Now"
EWelcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 178, Clint Rambles about: Being "THAT GUY" @thegym now, dudes now asking me for advice, why a little Misogyny is necessary for a man, becoming less judgemental of men who cheat(i get it now), stereotype & gender roles V.S. Contributions in household, & not all is equal between us.

S1 Ep 177#177 - "WAG" [WET ASS GAS]
EWelcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson In Episode 177, Clint Rambles about: Everytime you gotta "Shit"...Shit gets in the way, the truth about what really happens (or doesn't) in a men's restroom, The "Equality" sticker, Cyclists are like domestic cats, Apartment Leasing Office Beef, should everyone really have a job?, Robin Thicke "Take Me Higher" shows new music can still have a "Real" feeling to it.

S1 Ep 176#176 - "Devils Been Cracking My Egg"
EDisclaimer: A few Audio mishaps in the beginning. Still getting back in the sex swing of things. so excuse the mishaps. But its great to be back after a 2 1/2 month hiatus. Enjoy Todays Episode! Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Decided to get out of the bed and change the set up. I like the new "Studio". In Episode 176, Clint Rambles about: Podcast Starts at (0:13) his Brief Hiatus, all the sudden caring about money, Deviled Eggs, do our farts come from the devil?, if his son joined a cult ran away with a girl and dyed his hair blue, the idiocy of doing fire drills in school, been catching an "island vibe" recently with his hips, the "Banned 11" Cartoons, the avocado inflation issue in restaurants, All Subway Sandwiches taste the same, & child support brings the worst out of people cause of incentive.

S1 Ep 175#175 - "I'd Do Anything to Make You Smile"
ECome & Smile With Clint. Enjoy! (Recorded on Oct. 13, 2022) In Episode 175, Clint Rambles About: Opening: criticism with smiling, Devante Adams pushing the guy exposes the truth of judicial system, accepting the territory that comes with your job, women suing men over "Bad Dates", pussification of men today, being socially awkward isn't "cute" anymore, how awkward it would be if co workers listened to this podcast, avoiding repetitive introduction talk with new people, the need to "stand out" in conversation, RANT ALERT: the asshole who occupied two barbells to work the same body part with same weight on each one (Why it matters), Personal Trainers who scam people in desperation, Herschel Walker Campaign Commercials are mildly hilarious, & Lastly Clint Circles back to the Asshole at the Gym.

S1 Ep 174#174 - "SAME DAMN MUSIC, EVERY DAMN DAY"
EWe are back with another Hot Ep. Enjoy! In Episode 174, Clint Rambles about: (Recorded on Oct. 7, 2022) Radio playing same song every time you turn on your car, Theory Time: Spotify actually limits your music & Radio actually introduces New Music to us, it's okay to enjoy "Mainstream Music", less artists are being discovered than ever, no new rock bands, repetitiveness is necessary for music, music doesn't make us feel "Alive" anymore, do we know what actually makes us feel good?, what if your choices in life were made for you based off your algorithm?, the stress of being on "The Bachelor", living the visual of a Bachelor Lifestyle, I don't listen to new music, adapting to our partners to make things easier, every country song mentions "Neon Lights", & lastly: There's nothing new.

S1 Ep 173#173 - "The Last Boy Scout Awkwardly Saying No"
EWe are back Better than Ever. Enjoy! In Episode 173, Clint Rambles About: (Recorded on Oct. 4. 2022) Having your pick of the litter, being impressively as awkward as Clint is, the awkwardness of the boy scouts selling popcorn in front of grocery store, Bruce Wayne looks like a boy scout, avoiding interaction with the boy scout to not tell him "No", The Power of the Pre- Workout Poop, Jordan Peterson being emotional with Piers Morgan, the saddest part of being told us Men don't matter to you, the benefit of the doubt for women compared to men in workplace situations, Ime Udoka has no chill...still, jordan peterson exposing his emotion exposes how people really view emotion on men, understanding female nature indirectly by a 2 parent household, gender dynamics do matter, & lastly Why Men are scared to be men more than ever.

S1 Ep 172#172 - "The Juice Is Worth the Squeeze At a Nude Beach"
EWelcome back juicy & nude. Enjoy. (Recorded on September 15, 2022) In Episode 172, Clint Rambles about: Something about a woman getting some juice..gets my juices going, the aspiring "Travel Girl", Nude Beaches Breakdown: wanting to go to a Nude Beach, Yes, Clint will look at your ass & titties at the beach, the type of people who go to a nude beach, fast food in america = nude beaches overseas, would you rather your child cuss or see nudity?, Trevor Bauer Situation Exposes: People overexaggerate what they want in the Bedroom, Water Park Nudity, Why does "Jane" get all these strong heroic men? (Wolverine, Thor, Tarzan), Natalie Holloway & Aruba was the biggest news story for a period of time, Tourist get babied in other countries, In America where there's beauty there's struggle, America creates "Escapism" to your reality, & More!.

S1 Ep 171#171 - "Adam Levine Proves Why You Don't Want the Blue Checkmark"
EClint is Back Hot & Nude. Enjoy Todays Episode! (Episode Recorded on Sep. 24, 2022) In Episode 171, Clint Rambles about: Adam Levine & Ime Udoka getting Jammed Up, birthday causing reflection, Going Deep in the Rabbit Hole on Taylor Swift, The Appreciation of her Detailed Songwriting, John Mayer's songwriting of his internal back and forth, Taylor Swift makes you feel like your the one who did her wrong, the clarity of the "Side Piece", your "main piece" is homecooking. your "side piece" is Takeout., Will Smith should date Nia Long to repair image, dudes really don't give a fuck what you do, & lastly the Honesty of someone just saying "it's not worth it".

S1 Ep 170#170 - "You Know How Sticky It Gets" (Speed Stick Dilemma)
EWelcome back! Description of Today's Episode Below. Enjoy! In Episode 170, Clint Rambles about: Liquidy Wet Deodorant (Speed Stick), Is Good Deodorant too Expensive?, Should you get a ticket for smelling bad?, Should hygiene products be free?, Sex on the Beach seems Overrated, Charisma is hard to explain but you know it when you see it, the issue with dudes studying Women Behavior, feminists who don't act feminine, human nature will always stand the test of time..& Ass, Kink Shaming or are you just a weird Fuck?, Is Extreme Age Gap relationships "Human Nature"?, the danger of unquantifiable qualities, Ray J suing the Kardashians, Victoria's True "Secret", and lastly Clint's thoughts on Brett Favre Controversy.

S1 Ep 169#169 - "It Takes 2 to...Throb" (Yes SIR)
EWelcome back to another Episode of "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Description of episode below. Enjoy! In Episode 169, Clint Rambles about: Throbbing, illegal stuff being sold at gas stations, Versus Battle: Why Race Trac is Burger King & Quik Trip is McDonalds, cheese should always be included with burgers, "Yes Ma'am" is supposedly attached to Female Pimps, PnB Rock's death, was his Girlfriends social media to blame?, Dj Akademiks will come under fire eventually, saying "Yes Sir" appropriately, everything that used to be respectful is now disrespectful, Marriage Counselors want your Marriage to Fail, the truth you need to assess before you include a 3rd party opinion on your marriage, & lastly a heated rant on "Irreconcilable Differences".

S1 Ep 168#168 - "You're Acting Like a God Damn Fool"
EWelcome back to another Episode of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Description of Episode Below. In Episode 168, Clint Rambles about: a thing , is 9/11 a holiday?, if santa claus was a woman, (you're acting like a god damn Fool) his takeaway from watching Public Freakout Videos, people who shove their phones in your face while recording, smacking phones out of peoples hands, people losing their shit at their jobs, when life sucks you should be nicer, guys who let their girls act crazy, the issue with meeting your partners friends, living "too much life" for the pod, & queen elizabeth died.

S1 Ep 167#167 - "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value"
EWelcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description of Topics covered in today's episode Below. Enjoy! In Episode 167, Clint Rambles about: being unreliable, his normal state being obsessiveness, the audacity of people who tell you "your wasting your time doing...", the value of time & control in your life, needy ass people, Theory: "Girls are attracted to guys who walk to work", the impressive low standard of just effort these days, side chicks are like mashed potatoes, the low standard of just being a gentlemen these days, the lady who wants a $200,000 ring, Russell Wilson being a "Corny" guy, sad people feel the best effects of drugs, & lastly productive escapism.

S1 Ep 166#166 - "Dear 5'8 Antsy Guy: I've Eaten ASS Bigger than You"
EWelcome back to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Description below for the topics covered in Episode. Enjoy! In Episode 166 , Clint rambles about: hips not lying to you, what if your job fined you like a pro athlete?, the "Antsy" guy making everyone uncomfortable, the idiocy of people ordering their food these days, douche bags who drink everything out of their shaker, the shake weight commercials, financing furniture, comparing ashton kutcher vs michael fassbender as Steve Jobs, the insanity of waiting for years later to find out if your child's father is Steve Jobs, & lastly being annoyed by E- Mail Notifications ( and reads them aloud).

S1 Ep 165#165 - "Tanning With Mrs.Peacock For a Blue's Clue"
EWelcome back to Clint "Thrusting & Bustin". Enjoy! In Episode 165, Clint Rambles about: "You gotta Thrust To Bust", Quik Trip's flat soda , being "Enhanced" V.S. being a Natty Podder, (Hot Take) excessive tanning not being attractive, white dudes being good at cosmetic flaws in white women , strangers living in your attic, "Couple Goals" (the ones who wanna go to parks together), is it only "love" if they wanna kill you from time to time?, his issue with the NFL's Process of the Deshaun Watson Situation, the fun of being with a "Crazy Bitch", & why you need bad situations to understand the good ones, & lastly why depression makes someone a grounded person.

S1 Ep 164#164 - "Kinky Bowling"
EClint is back in the sack! Enjoy! In Episode 164, Clint Rambles about: being turned on by attitude, trust issues with the doctors, old people driving with the handicap tag, the truth about unwarranted courage behind the wheel, the mother who ran out of gas, Bowling with someone you have no chemistry with, bowling kinks, how cosmic bowling prepares you for life, why Genuineness is more Important than Honesty, why they stopped being attracted to you, Entitlement of being "Nice" for something in return, disdain for Bitching & complaining, & lastly your not entitled to your happiness..you have to actually work for it.

S1 Ep 163#163 - "I'm not Unapproachable...I'm just Keeping you on your Toes"
EWelcome back to another Hot Ep. With Clint. Enjoy! In Episode 163, Clint Rambles about: the small tables at starbucks, solutions to being an "Unapproachable" person, getting your dick splashed when sitting on the toilet, brett favre having "Thousands of Concussions", getting back out there socially, "least attractive quality a man can possess is being Scared".

S1 Ep 162#162 - "Only Psychopaths have Children on Purpose"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTIES!!..Welcome back to another hot Ep. of Off N Beat. Enjoy! In Episode 162, Clint Rambles about: workout partners suck, is it a compliment to be "Too Much"?, putting it in the wrong "hole", the moral dilemma of neutering & spaying your cat & dog, supplements & vitamins mostly being a scam, people who "Try" to have children are psychopaths, benefits of being an "Unplanned" child, (Rant Alert) people who overexaggerate their "tough" upbringing, breastfeeding being essential, & being made an example of when you show up late one time. (storytime)

S1 Ep 161#161- "Waiting is Hard...But so is being Low-Key Attractive"
EClint is back ..sorry to keep you "Waiting". Enjoy todays episode! In Episode 161, Clint Rambles about: The real problem with "Waiting" (awkwardness in public places), telling true stories on the pod, hypocrisy of the recent Jake Paul Opponent pulling out, looking at old driver license picture, is being called "Low Key Attractive" an insult?, breakdown of why we pee on toilet seat, & lastly the idiocy of putting the toilet seat down (toilet seat ettiquette debunked).

S1 Ep 160#160 - "I'm a SUPERNATURAL Daddy"
EClint gets curious with a lot of questions but very little answers on the idea of "Supernatural" life. Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 160, Clint rambles about: Supernatural life & curiosity being judged harshly, is religion supernatural?, is the polar express glorified kidnapping?, is seeing truly believing?, my moms supernatural incident with my train track when she was home alone, my "imaginary" friend that didn't feel imaginary at all, religions should be allies of each other, the contradiction of "seperation of church & state", erotic cereal names (clint's ideas), is all you need as a man : "lift weights, get big, fuck bitches, & make money"? , why being in "shape" as a guy is a cheat code, the struggle of being "more into yourself", & lastly, my favorite compliment i've ever gotten from a stranger. ( even as an adult, being reminded you're doing something right, is a great feeling)

S1 Ep 159#159 - are you a douchebag if you wear a tank top at the gym?
EWelcome back to another solid one! Enjoy! In Episode 159, Clint Rambles about: being caught in a lie, are you a douchebag if you wear a tank top at the gym?, turnoff of someone being lost in their phone, the cringe of seeing a dude forcing desperate conversation at cheesecake factory, inability of thinking for one self in the dating scene, being aware of your characteristics that may turn others off, breaking cycles that..are actually working?, & lastly, the beautiful art of never admitting fault.

S1 Ep 158#158 - "I'm a Malnutrition Thor"
ESorry, took a little break. but don't worry baby. Clint is back! In Episode 158, Clint Rambles about: His brief break from the pod, Thor Love & Thunder, going on his first date in a few years, natty or not videos being problematic, ugly women who hate fit guys, seeing a cat get run over, ducks who cross the road together, clint reads a little rap from his notes ( 8 bars), & how the gym is a microcosm of life.

S1 Ep 157#157 - "That's What It's Made For" | (Usher is the King of R&B)
EWelcome back to another hot Ep. of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy In Episode 157, Clint Rambles about: Ushers Greatness Revisiting (warning:A lot of references), getting "jacked" at the gym, the young lady who believes the American Flag on a t shirt is DISRESPECTFUL, popcorn ceilings, movie theaters & waffle house being open on christmas, & who's more impatient?..young or older people?..

S1 Ep 156#156 - Mr.Struggleville (The Puns are back BABY!)
EClint is back on his Bullshit. Enjoy In Episode 156, Clint Rambles about: grunge music sounding the same, drake & future, kevin durant requesting trade, the beauty of struggle love, cereal is getting weird out here, being a "hard runner", obsession with others pay days, trapt lead singer being a white nationalist, alphas advice to attract the ladies: "JUST GET CLOSER", hating the backwards hat guy & More!

S1 Ep 155#155 - "Coyote Ugly" (my interaction with a coyote + Roe V Wade thoughts)
EWe're back baby after an eventful week ! Enjoy the Show. In Episode 155, Clint Rambles about: his interaction with a coyote, feet being swollen, not having his car feeling like a deadbeat dad, (18:43) apartment complex throwing away his shaker, B.S. 30 minute workout programs, (27:45) Roe V. Wade being Overturned ( my evolving thoughts overtime on this issue), & if you have to convince me something isn't a scam.. it's a scam.

S1 Ep 154#154 - Men & Baskets (BASKETCASE)
EIn Episode 154, Clint Rambles about: Men carrying baskets, getting "DogCalled" walking to work, relating to women who get cat called, confusion of dog & cat mating, bingeing on "natty or not" celebrity bodies, becoming more selective with your interests, & More!

S1 Ep 153#153 - Red Head Redemption
EWelcome back to the Podcast! We got a Hot one today. Enjoy! In Episode 153, Clint Rambles about: red heads who make your coffee, being happy his car broke down, naturally changing as a person, old guy entitlement, the "step daddy" application craze, "Honestly Nevermind" by Drake thoughts, artist freedom gone wrong & More!

S1 Ep 152#152 - Interracial Cringe
EWelcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson! In Episode 152, Clint Rambles about: biological father complainers, guinness world records, cringy interracial couple youtube channels, white girls & mexican restaurants,(gym talk alert) the "IG" girl recording herself working out at his gym, the "Bicep Curl" Epidemic & More!

S1 Ep 151#151 - "So Much For Deshaun Watson's Happy Ending!"
EWelcome back to another Hot EP of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 151, Clint Rambles about: The Grinch as a baby, Sylvester Stallone still being JACKED!, banks getting a bad wrap,(Main Topic) Deshaun Watson 66 Women Update, people getting a "High" humbling men, Men V.S. Women Online War, the disconnect of what we want, dudes who are bitches but want a women to "Submit" & More!

S1 Ep 150#150 - i am pretty privilege (1 year anniversary)
ESpecial Edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson In Episode 150 , Clint rambles about: what it's like having pretty privilege, reflecting on 1 year anniversary & 150 episodes of doing the podcast, the lady at the park interaction & More!

S1 Ep 149#149 - "Royal Etiquette Expert"
EWelcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. We got a super Hot Ep! Enjoy! In Episode 149 Clint Rambles about: Old Ladies talking at the gym, the queen jubilee, sale specials, inflation, (My Thoughts) Dark Reality of Recent Mass Shootings, mental health discussions being pointless, & More!

S1 Ep 148#148 - "My Baby Will Shake N Bake For Me"
EWe are back baby! In Episode 148, Clint Rambles about: Lip Service, Jubilee Videos: "Why didn't it work out?",(Main Topic) living with a woman, sleeping in same bed sucks, should you move in before marriage?, being in love vs being cohabitable, revisiting "cater 2 u" by destiny child & More!