
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson
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S1 Ep 248#248 - Control Builds Power (Katt Williams/Shannon Sharpe Response)
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 248, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) I'VE ARRIVED!!! 100lb Dumbbell Crew! How it feels? (9:33) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow) (12:30) If you were born in 2000... (13:03) having a baby on your birthday (14:37) Lil Wayne said "Future has best mixtape of All Time" (18:02) I'm "Into Myself" & "Self absorbed" (21:02) Gossip Sites & TD Jakes (26:35) Katt Williams Truly UNLEASHED On Club Shay Shay (36:35) Shannon Sharpe doing a Follow Up Video Addressing Criticism of his Podcast With Katt Williams. (41:05) Shannon Sharpe May Overtake the #1 Podcast In the World! (46:30) Harvard President Claudine Gay "Resigned". (51:43) Final Thoughts: "Don't Limit Yourself" & More!Grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking link Below, Subscribing, leave a thumbs up, or whatever you please. thanks.https://youtu.be/d7PU0_7EsqY

S1 Ep 247#247 - "Buffet Of Politics" | Setting Goals, Staying Authentic To Yourself, cereal cartoon orgy
E#comedy #podcast #politics #clint #fitnesslifestyle #goalsetting Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 247, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Jordan & Politics & Buffet's [opening monologue] (11:41) Intro to the Pod(Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:38) New Years Goals (17:20) Staying Authentic to how you wanna attract an audience (21:40) Trend on Tik Tok to "Quit Your Job" (29:15) Integrity Is "Doing What's Right when No one Is Looking" (33:09) 2 jews walk into a bar jokes weren't real (35:35) watching old movies (38:36) grocery store advertisement's (41:08) masturbation will effect every aspect of ones life (44:56) "Tony the Tiger is defenitely a power bottom" (cereal cartoon characters are sexual beings) & More!Click Link Below To Help grow the YouTube, Leave a thumbs up, subscribe, share with a friend. thankshttps://youtu.be/bhoeD8Wt_mo

S1 Ep 246#246 - Management Culture Is Lazy
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 246, Clint Rambles About:(0:01) The Guy Who Just Doesn't Stop Talking on 1st Date.(5:35) Intro to the Pod (Like, Follow, Subscribe)(9:35) Management Culture Is Lazy (Full Thoughts)Subscribe to YouTube Channel, by clicking link below & leaving a thumbs up if you enjoyed. thankshttps://youtu.be/tp3IF_bSLVk

S1 Ep 245#245 - "House Of Mouse" | My Best Friend Who Changed my Life
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 245, Clint Rambles About:(0:01) Opening Monologue. (4:38) Intro to the Pod. (Like, Subscribe, Leave a Review Etc.) (6:05) Human Brains use KW (8:25) Instrumentals In the Early 2010's Standout (11:05) Marathons are Useless (12:33) "Novelty" Ice Cream (16:15) Mixed Alcoholic Drinks Rant (18:59) My Best Friend Who Changed my Life (RIP Myron) A long Backstory of Stories, & what makes me..me. Enjoy. (36:30) People who Vape Indoors (42:32) Knock Knock joke.. (43:08) Culture Obsession with Prison & More!Help grow the YouTube by Clicking link Below, Leave a thumbs up, subscribe, etc. Thanks.https://youtu.be/uJqlv1BA8SI

S1 Ep 244#244 - "I'm E- Vulva-ling In Front Of Your Eyes" | it's always the bitches that can't do dishes
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 244, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) "You Gotta Smile that lights up a Room"... (1:25) I like the Zest..bar of soap (2:28) "It's lie a big Pink Vulva In My Hand" (5:32) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Subscribe, Leave a review, Etc) (7:18) Jesus Birthday is Celebrated like Women's Birthday (8:27) Sleep is most Important Thing For Human Performance... (10:38) Credit Card "Qualifying" Process Is just Permission To get in More Debt. (14:05) VPN's Seem....Sketchy at best. (16:45) The Gynecologist waiting Room (19:22) Shapeshifters Prevent Conspiracy & Speculation & what would i change? (20:27) "I would make princess Diana a Baddie" (21:58) Arch Card: The beauty of Marketing (24:00) Prince Harry & Meghan Markle trying to be an "American" Power Symbol. (28:57) "I wish we were Friends" (29:32) Friend is such a Loose Term these days (33:00) "It's always the Bitches that can't do Dishes" (36:03) Teaching a women how to do laundry.."What do you do all Day???" (37:05) Spiritually Clean The Dishes while your at it (39:37) People who brag about having Clean Kitchens but don't Cook. (41:55) Dumb Characters who are Actually the Smart ones. (44:00) Santa Claus doesn't wanna hear about your "Jet Lag" (47:05) (RA NT)"He's having a GLOW UP" - Social Media Topic Obsession & More!Help Grow the YouTube by Clicking Link Below, Leave a thumbs up, subscribe, share. Thanks!https://youtu.be/Y3qdKQi7fJA

S1 Ep 243#243 - "Just Whip It Out..I'm Goin Off the Wagon Wheel" | WTF Am I Doing? (real reflection)
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 243, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Girls with Collarbone Tattoos & Sweating Cars (2:56) Intro to the Pod (Like, Subscribe, Etc.) (6:18) Christmas Time Always Drags Out..& what day is it? (8:25) TV Show Idea: Finding the Next Podcast Star!! (American Idol Format) (12:15) Tattoo Judging (14:42) Christmas make you reflect. (16:55) "WTF Am I Doing?" - real reflection ephiphany (18:55) Alcohol Shaming needs to stop. how someone decides to "inebriate" themselves isn't any better or worse than yours. (24:15) "I Don't Need it"..Goal: Be a Professional Sports Gambler!! (27:00) What if i just...don't work & live minimally? (29:55) What Am I Really getting in Return? (31:07) Making Less & Having More Time (32:45) Resting Facial Expression Rant! (35:25) 5 Things That Guys Need to Stop Doing Videos (40:45) G League Player Who Murdered is being Buried in Sports Media (42:30) "No one Watches Baseball"..(Bs Rant) (48:18) Old Baseball Stadiums Created a "Real" Experience. (51:43) Taco Bells 5 Layer Burrito..is always a different Burrito every time. & More!Help Grow YouTube Channel by Clicking link below, leave a thumbs up Subscribe. share a review on spotify or wherever you listen. Thanks!https://youtu.be/fEaAlyktwGs

S1 Ep 242#242 - "1st Podcast Residency" | Do you choose your Woman or your Mother?
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 242, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Recording in a closet next to a Mirror (2:55) Men With Low Testosterone can't eat Spicy food. (4:00) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, subscribe,etc.) (5:50) Ghost Drink of the Episode & Trauma Sensory with a specific "Drink". (7:32) Bad Pony Joke & More. (9:52) I want to have the "1st Podcast Residency" (12:22) "House" was too close to his Job.. (14:41) "Treat your body like a temple"..but it defies physics.(open talk thoughts) (17:55) Cardi B upset seeing Offset with a .."Thick" Model. (20:42) Former NFL Player Kroy Biermann is Losing his S*** over the women he married. (crazy red flags, family didn't approve, etc) (25:38) Do you choose your woman or your mother? (29:56) If a cat licks your toe nail... (31:55) The Man who Killed himself after founding out his wife...wasn't a woman. (34:43) "I like me some eye shadow..." & the rest of this episode, Clint is all over the place. .. it gets pretty crazy. Enjoy this Special Christmas episode. Thank you All!Help grow the YouTube Channel by clicking Link Below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. Thanks.https://youtu.be/iIRO69hx-bg

S1 Ep 241241 - "Prioritize Your Unfortunate Series of Events" | bitching & complaining gets me aroused
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 241, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) I Am Self Centered.. (2:31) Intro to the Pod (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (4:35) Ghost Flavor of the Day (5:40) Time is our biggest Opponent (7:30) "No one does enough of what they like ..to justify doing all the things they do" (9:55) Beauty of getting older (honesty with oneself) (11:09) Bitching & Complaining gets me aroused (15:59) LA Chargers got dat ass whooped 63-21 (21:15) Replacing Justin Herbert?? (26:26) Draymond Green Suspended Indefinitely..thoughts (30:41) Alcohol at Restaurants are a RIP OFF!!..that'll make yall...rip it off. (31:35) Going out just to get drinks..is overrated and dangerous (35:00) Accountability must take place in these Public Drinking Incidents (39:20) How to Prioritize whats Important to you (47:09) "Icks" from Women (51:30) Do you really always want people to REALLY listen to you? (52:00) Final Thoughts: Christmas Time Of YEAR!! & More!Help grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking Link Below, leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. Thanks.https://youtu.be/XBkMkkYvEgc

S1 Ep 240#240 - "Law Of Attraction W/ Leaked Sources" | dudes that smell like females wanna try you the most
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 240, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) At WAR with the GHOST (energy drink) (2:47) Intro to the Pod ( follow, subscribe, etc) (3:28) Shohei Ohtani Deferred payment strategy (5:04) if R Kelly wasn't in jail (6:07) Singing on Airplanes (9:27) "i wish a mf would try me today" (10:45) dudes that smell like a female (13:20) "Trapped in the Closet" is an absurd Creation (17:00) paying for stupid shit for your kids..but you have to do it. (19:01) Dhar Mann Facebook Peak (22:48) Communicating with Socially Awkward people is my Joy (25:58) nasty ass wigs back in the day (26:08) talking to brain dead people (27:12) feeling timid while recording (28:32) telling people what you do outside work.. (30:18) Druski & I are Stud Muffins (32:58) Coach Carter "This is BOGUS" line (35:50) Comedians making Box Office Flops (39:12) "Personality" Story Driven movies are done for (39:58) Rubi Rose & Sad Superfan ( the sad culture of desperation) (44:41) Clint's OnlyFans Idea... (48:08) Keanu Reeves on a train & Adam Sandler at an IHOP Just being Good Samaritans. & More!Help grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking link Below ,leave a thumbs up & Subscribe. Thankshttps://youtu.be/ylWJ_qwkmds

S1 Ep 239#239 - "The SUS Is On The Loose"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 239, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Shohei Ohtani 10 Yr, 700 Million Deal (2:43) I Always wanted to be a "Steve" (4:17) Gene Simmons was ahead of the "Thot" Culture (5:23) Intro the pod (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (6:15) Hockey has "Pucked" my gambling Slap (7:33) Evading Taxes is Cool (9:39) IRS..just take my money. (14:44) Twisted Croissants Turn into Flakey ... (15:14) Mario V.S. Omarion Versus Battle (18:40) Kanye Admiration has grown (20:25) What is ..reality?.. (22:29) "The Sus is on the loose" (23:32) the man in fish nits (26:05) Kid Rock Vs Tommy Lee Fight (30:30) Asap Rocky hates "F***** Problems" (32:52) Why is there no famous Dentist? (34:50) Lakers Win In Season Cup Tournament (37:58) Shohei's Marketability as a Dodger & More!Help grow the YouTube by Clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & Subcribe. Thanks.https://youtu.be/7O2x2kMgRP4

S1 Ep 238#238 - I'm Not Complaining, I'm Inspiring
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 238, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:04) You never complain.. (7:10) Intro to the Pod (Follow, subscribe, Etc) (8:15) Fake Quote that sounds good. (9:38) Sketchers is a whole ass company. (13:34) Buying Shoes Suck (16:44) Energy has been "Mid" (18:31) People that are "Dead Inside" With Bad Attitudes . (23:18) Jada says her and Will ..will be together forever.(thanks for the update) (24:30) Media Coverage of Josh Giddey Situation V.S. Others with Allegations. (32:03) Karl Malone & NBA Dealing with Bad Image Situations. (37:38) Luxury Retail Business (40:05) Importance of Engaging Conversation in a Leadership Position. (47:23) Jobless Celebrities (52:28) Flashback Alert: Revisiting my old cringe Promotion of the Podcast. & Voluntarty Listeners will give you more of a chance. Not Forceful listening. &More!Help grow the YouTube by leaving a thumbs up on Ep.238. below. Thank you.https://youtu.be/KONnpwfLTV4

S1 Ep 237#237 - Blast From The Past
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 237, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Grown Up Wardrobe & Plasma TV's & Blood (5:50) Intro to the Pod (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:12) Noise Cancelling headphones (8:12) NWA stands for... (8:42) See Through panties..(Appropriate Dressing Thoughts) (10:09) Inappropriate Clothing in Public (Fish -Nit in Public) (16:12) Styles of Men & Women Have Changed (21:56) Real Estate Is A Gamble just like Gambling. (25:40) (THEORY) Gambling is frowned upon because it doesn't "Contribute To Society" (31:50) People Don't Care about your "Addiction" unless it cost them money or can't Tax You on it. (34:50) Winning brings "Hope" even if your not profiting. (39:50) Obsession with "Entrepreneurship" . Books that are designed for your Desperation. (43:19) Philosophy Books who sell a "Way of Living" lead to lack of self real thoughts of who your really are. & More!Help grow YouTube Channel by Click Link Below: leave a thumbs up & subscribe. Thanks.https://youtu.be/N25g3dcpQJc

S1 Ep 236#236 - Giddey & Diddy
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 236, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Josh Giddey Exposed for Relationship with underage girl. (1:30) P Diddy Damged my Teenage Crush. (4:50) Joe Budden Podcast Controversy Editing their episode around P Diddy Story. (6:00) Intro to the pod (follow, Like Subscribe , Etc.) (7:42) GHOST is back on the POD! (8:58) "I'm like The Challenger" (11:34) Cassie Deserves this Cash Grab (15:00) Andre 3000 drops a Flute Album & The Song Titles are Freakin Amazing!! (21:45) Drake Scary Hours 3 Thoughts (This version of Drake is what we all Love!) (30:34) Building my Body & Genetics (34:34) CONS: Everyone wants to Arm Wrestle You! (35:45) RANT: The Trainer Degree Guy whos an "Expert" on body but doesn't look like it. (41:02) Aquaman 2 Trailer looks...Trash. (43:08) protecting your pregnany from public. (45:05) "congratulations on your pregnancy!!!" ( is that normal to compliment a stranger?) (46:18) RANT: The Paying for the Guy Behind me in a drive Thru is Unneccesary! (53:00) "And Cause Interanl Bleeding" Rap makes me Laugh Everytime! & More!Help grow YouTube Channel by clicking link below. Subscribe & Leave a thumbs up if you enjoyed this episode. Thanks!https://youtu.be/EFYVYz3FJwE

S1 Ep 235#235 - "Jared Goff-ED My Galleria Of Jewelry" | Weight Relationship Theory , CPR Classes, TEMU Hate
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 235, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "One F***** Completion" NFL Gambling is taking over my Sanity (2:25)Intro to the Pod (Follow, Subscribe, Like Etc.) (3:15) CPR Classes (6:35) Chris Bumstead (Mr. Olympia) Is having a Baby (9:04) Pregnant woman walking in on her Boyfriend making booty clappin sounds. (15:30) ASexual Being (17:07) Weight Differences in Relationships Theory (24:21) " I WILL GET MARRIED"!!! (Extreme Manifestation) (29:48) Peeing V.S. Pooping in the Bathtub in the Youth (33:00) The Simpsons Removing Homer Choking Bart (36:59) Being "Choked" is being Lumped into Kinkyness. (38:58) TEMU Thoughts & Controversy (44:25) Every Fast Food place has a "2 for 5" Deal (48:24) Convenience comes with shadyness (50:30) Bill Gates & Luxembourg use to RULE the Guinness Book of World Record!! & More!Help grow the Youtube channel by Leaving a thumbs up on link below. thanks.https://youtu.be/twWQl4piVXs

S1 Ep 234#234 - "CLAWS To The BALLS"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 234, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) hard days of work (1:12) Intro to the pod (follow, like, subscribe) (2:23) "cookie dough flavored"...cookies.. (2:55) cats & ghosts (claws to the balls) (3:49) "welcome to GoodBurger" (4:47) songs that have imagery to it (6:10) predator on a public beach (7:49) Girlfriend Interrupts the Pod. (10:31) Getting "F'd Up" (11:25) life is just one big math equation (17:39) YouTube has most profitable model (22:02) youtube is a monopoly. & good (24:19) Jeanie "Busty" Buss Dating pathetic Jay Mohr (29:39) Involving your children with your new boo thang (36:40) first movie i would show my child? (44:18) your to blame if your child becomes a criminal? (47:33) Role Model expectations of Athletes but not Elected Officials (51:35) Fining in the NFL is getting ridiculous..and should they even exist? & More!Help grow the YouTube Channel by Clicking Link Below, Subscribe ,leave a thumbs up. Thankshttps://youtu.be/qFG2xxs_EXs

S1 Ep 233#233 - "Call Me PAP..A Smear" | Josh McDaniels got Cucked & YouTube Commentary Copy & Paste
E(Old Off N Beat Vibes in this one. One of better ones I've done in quite some time Enjoy!) Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 233, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Connecting with others (2:42) Every man in their youth rapped (3:14) Intro to the pod (like, subscribe, follow etc.) (4:32) Cheesecake Factory is a Staple in my life. (5:54) undiscussed truth of viral "Cheesecake Factory" woman. (9:00) "I like Sexxy Red" (11:50) Reviewing your own Review (1st non 5 star review) (14:14) NFL Coach Josh McDaniels Got CUCKED!!!!. AKA Fired. (26:28) Margot Robbie Is.."Mid"..to the Average Guy & Gal. (32:03) nickisnotgreen controversy. (YouTube Commentary Channels are Hitting a new low) (47:10) Charleston White Reaction to Dwight Howard (52:27) Corny Red Pill Leader Donovan Sharpe had the most unintentionally hilarious wedding this year..mostly on an upside down camera..( can't make this s*** up) & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/LSqZkgbbXMQ

S1 Ep 232#232 - "Mind Freak Deductible" | Keith Lee Exposes Atlanta, public trials, "WTF Is a DEDUCTIBLE??!!"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 232, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Opening Topic: Keith Lee (Tik Tok) esposes truth about Atlanta Restaurants. (8:22) "Restaurants only wanna make things right when they know how you'll impact their business. (9:29) peer pressure to "protect the business" (14:41) atlanta restaurants are overrated & entitled (18:54) Intro to the Pod. (Like, Follow, subscribe, etc.) (20:08) "Dreams Money Can Buy" (21:05) Glorification of Public Trials Lead to..More of them...(Long thought Edition) (25:35) Legacies of Criminals being protected in Movies, books, media. etc. (31:23) "Deplatforming" doesn;t protect anything. (38:29) "i'm glad i Suck @gambling" (41:17) 1.8 million Toyota Rav 4 Recalls (45:10) I Signed up for Health Insurance for 1st time (45:57) "WTF is a DEDUCTIBLE??!!! (RANT ALERT) (48:24) "WTF am i Paying For??" Cost of Labor in Hospital!! & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/SkKyfi3kU0k

S1 Ep 231#231- "Level Up" | HR are now Babysitters in a Workplace & "Leveling Up"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 231, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Being a Husky Guy (1:01) Trevor Bauer has cleared his name & HR Videos. (4:45) Human Resources have turned into Babysitters of the workplace. (6:44) Intro to the pod (subscribe, follow, like, etc) (7:25) Having a "Normal" schedule has it's Inconveniences (9:55) Bringing back Sports to the Show! & the Bijan Robinson "migraine" controversy in sports betting has opened some discussions of NFL embracing gambling.. (15:30) NFL & Gambling has started predictable issues with "Injury Report". (22:17) "Leveling Up" exposes more pay doesn't equate to more work. (26:38) Promotions get you "In the Room" (30:35) Jada Pinkett's book "Worthy"..is not ..Worthy of your dollar. (37:36) Lame ass Promo & Certain Tattoo ideas should be banned (42:24) Hot Take: No one truly wants an "All Female" or "All Dude" Gym. (47:30) Gym owner of 24 hour Ladies only Gym...exposed for having a camera in ladies bathroom.."Shocker"... (55:02) The Bad gym videos aren't what typically happen. & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/Udjw8k9Muc8

S1 Ep 230#230 - "Doggy Paddle To The Tailbone" | Bill Simmons On State Of Podcasting & Air Bnb Squatter
E(sorry for late release, been a busy week..but) Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 230, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) (crazy story) Air Bnb Tenet who lived somewhere for 6 months won't pay or move out..but she legally is in the right. (6:04) Intro to the pod (Like, Subscribe, Follow, etc) (7:54) Bill Simmons Interview On the State of Podcasting (13:41) "it can not be just a "thing you do" if you want to be successful in podcasting" (15:34) "The best in this field wanna help others" (22:57) "my dunkin run" Forgetting the wallet to go to dunkin..through a school zone...i tried to do a douechy thing when i got there.. (32:35) joking about women with cooking and cleaning..is no joke. (34:10) fluoride in water is overblown.. (35:52) "Protect Our Parks" on JRE is not for the ladies.. (40:38) Any Guy that wants to just "Travel the woods"..you're gonna end up in it. (45:04) Drake's "Green Light" Tweet.. (48:30) doggy paddle to the tailbone (49:53) the whole michelle obama being a dude thing.. (54:13) "We know bugs bunny is a t**** Sucker" (55:14) just gotta go for it!! (55:46) Ask 1 question to the president (59:12) diggin the merch? (my hat) & more!Help grow the youtube by leaving a thumbs up, subscribe by clicking link below. thanks and leaving a 5 star reviewhttps://youtu.be/FSiv4Put7Ss

S1 Ep 229#229 - "Viral 28" | Birthdays Are Excuses To Do S*** You Can't Afford & Who Should Pay?
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 229, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Look at The Hat...New merch for the show? (2:36) Happy 28th to Clint (3:53) Intro to the Pod ( Don't forget to subscribe, Follow the pod.etc.) (5:35) I'm 28 Now!! 10,000 hours on this pod. (7:42) "been a pretty hard time" (8:45) Reflecting when i started the podcast..Whats really changed? (11:04) am i cool with life? (11:59) Narcissism with our birthdays.. (12:54) "you're celebrating a day..you put no effort in" (14:48) Cheesecake Factory "is not a real date" Lady Thoughts (19:19) "Birthdays are excuses to do things you can't afford". (19:55) Viral videos of groups at restaurants fighting over "who should pay" (25:00) Group dinners..why not discuss beforehand who's paying for what? (28:50) Adults really don't like to be told what they can't order.. (34:37) Women are just there to cause chaos..& stab you in the traps (37:12) Post Logan Paul Fight Thoughts...is celebrity boxing done for? (43:42) Kanye's "Stronger" was a response to Justin Timberlake (46:18) "Gossip Corner" : Britney Spears Claims Her & Justin Timberlake got an Abortion. Why is this fine to go public with? (54:55) tupac family must be annoyed af by jada. &More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/u-FUfeCKxRQ

S1 Ep 228#228 - "Officially Dead Inside" | I'm A High Earner Now...Technically
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 228, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) I got the job.."im a high earner now" (3:18) Prime Logan Paul Pre Fight Mic Drop on the head (4:57) Intro to the pod (5:54) "if he can do it..anyone can do it"..backhanded compliments (7:10) Dress to impress (10:18) Justin Bieber, Odell Beckham, & Trey Songs "Sus" video circulating on the internet. (16:00) "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value" - Top 75th percentile of earners (18:02) nothing involving money is accidental. (21:18) Certificates make idiots..certified idiots (23:18) Oxycontin Epidemic was heavily pushed (26:48) Drake UPdate: "For All The Dogs" is growing on me..Is Dra (30:34)Theory: Formulaic Formula in music is Drake's Key to Longevity. (32:21) Sam Hunt & Drake's Volume V.S. Big Gaps inbetween Albums Approach. (38:05) Armie Hammer Vinklevoss discount. (39:25) where did dillon danis v.s. logan paul personal hate for each other really start? (42:20) Logan Paul is.."Prime" example of we build & tear people down based off reactionary feelings. ..the power of having "F*** You money" (46:50) Extreme Fight Promotion doesn't get me to watch it. (50:55) "Logan..don't SUE Me"..- example of abusing the court system just cause you have some money. & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/RIqCmaMqPIg

S1 Ep 227#227 - "Weird Underwhelming Flex" | Comedy Podcast Talk & No one Cares about your "Come UP"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 227, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Motherly Love Turning into Brother Love (1:45) "Wetter than a kitty pool"..Weird underwhelming flex (2:45) Intro the pod (3:42) Telling the world you wanna "live off the grid" (5:08) Live Streamers aren't great at gaming (6:13) "I feel like a priest rn" (7:00) would drake let adonis go over to michael jacksons house? (8:29) no one cares about your "come up" (10:19) Sneaky Link Etiquette (11:28) Comedians who say they don't get enough recognition (13:02) Comedy podcast talk (14:38) Hasan Minhaj Lying controversy..why everyone is turned off by it. (21:24) Once a comedian goes "Late Night" or does "Television" they priorities have shifted. (25:45) Todays Unpaid Unsponsored (26:00) Podcast Moving up the ranks (26:38) Spanx vs athletic leggings on a guy. (27:59) Jeans & Pants Labels are getting out of hand (29:11) "teaching mens fashion"- should a man a system of variety of jeans? (31:42) "Coyote Ugly" - Married Teacher Of 2 Children Sleeping with multiple 14 - 15 year old teenagers says she is the.."Victim" (41:53) Middle School teacher Impregnated by a 13 year old &...terminated the baby. (46:48) Gambling Update: "ill get the next one.." as you haven't won since week one (50:34) getting promoted podcasts on your "level" (shoutout to the the "Utopia Podcast) & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/148c-lwwrRk

S1 Ep 226#226 - "Petty Boys V.S. Podcast Boys" | Tom Segura Hates Us Poor People
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 226, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Tom Segura Rant on Poor people (5:08) Your Mom's House Podcast Full Of Ads (6:58) "Successful" people believe They solved Life. (11:25) Intro to the pod. (14:03) "For All The Dogs" by Drake Reaction ( on 1st listen) Was it worth the hype?..Has he lost touch?..is criticism of album fair? (21:45) Theory: Drake is too Desensitized to ever get the "Old Drake". (24:45) "Sardines" can't be on Rap Song..especially a J Cole One" (27:00) Is a Drake Album Drop still an "event" going forward? (29:28) "Petty Boy V.S. Podcast Boys: Joe Budden is Called a"Quitter" & "Failure in Music" by Drake. (37:17) Criticism is very necessary for interest in your stuff. (42:30) Over Talking one another on a podcast can cause Strife. (46:50) Inspiring others Is creating Value for yourself. (54:55) "My Kids drinking nothing but water...& Pre - Workout". & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/o_dzFooAMH8

S1 Ep 225#225 - "The Interview" | Concerns of Taking On More Responsibility & Pay
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 225, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Cat is out of the bag" ..age is just a number (1:35) Drake...why? (3:46) Santa Claus Countdown (4:28) Intro to the pod (5:34) I Interviewed for a "Good Job" for once (Life update) Full backstory (8:41) Interviews expose what they really think of you (12:35) concerns of taking a job with more pay & responsibility (18:30) My 1st job at McDonalds..(manager was active in dumpster area) (21:25) Gambling NFL Update..(not great) (23:25) Dunkin would be a lifetime free sponsor for the podcast (26:14) Positive Vibes & 8 Am in Charlotte reaction (29:09) Spirit Airlines & Travelling is a hassle and overrated. (32:21) would your rather deal with Diarrhea or snakes on a plane? (37:39) jesus doesn't care if you see his "Full Creation" + guys that own a puma (41:07) "Raw Talk" pick up game at gym (creeps at gym) (42:27) Social Time in public is at an all time low. (43:20) Waking up early is dumb af. (44:30) Kirk Cousins getting slandered by Mike Florio of ProFootball Talk for taking Tuesdays off.. (57:36) Sports TV will tell you "F*** your wife & kids" & more!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/hIg5Z0aW7Po

S1 Ep 224#224 - "The Quiet One" | Confidence & Insecurity Starts With the Youth
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 224, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Deep Voice Seduction (Bill Clinton accidental voice) (2:04) intro to the pod (3:20) i'm like a puppy.. (3:58) watching football motivates us (6:52) the bee stinging myth & losing a tooth myth (9:32) confidence & insecurity starts with the youth (16:45) Girls can't cook... (18:58) Red Flags are obvious (21:45) Gyros & Greek Gods (24:35) Organized groups Who Take advantage of Desperation (26:11) "Unfiltrd" Podcast (wanna be fresh & fit) (29:05) The Hosts get no b***** in real life. (34:06) "The thing you hate most about others..reminds you of yourself" (36:20) Belief = Entitlement of sensitivity (38:20) "It's what i deserve!!!" ..is actual B.S. (42:35)"until you live with a woman..you don't know the truth of female nature" (45:07) You need more Real Experience before you can truly understand dating as a man. (50:04) "Lifestyle" & "What you deserve" Culture & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/26tViIaE-rY

S1 Ep 223#223 - "Yolked Angel Of Mine" & I have a Kitten Now
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 223, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) lookin "Yolked" (1:02) Intro to the pod (2:20) Toy Story Broadcast of NFL Game..why? (5:48) bundle with state farm (6:34) "i have a legit kitten" (life update) (12:34) a tea bag is like a tampon (14:10) "Time is all we have"... (16:14) Angel of mine by Monica..& i'm like a free bird.. (18:20) "HotLanta" (22:54) Bootyhole is like "Tang" (26:05) CPS: "So why did you try to drown your kid?" (29:35) Jury Duty is not "for the people" (34:05) Converting to..believe more? (37:09) Spa shooter from ATL is finally on trial now.. (45:09) "Secret Recipe" by Lil Yachty & J Cole Reaction..(Spoiler: i did not agree with the comments) (50:44) Tupacs Killer (allegedly) Finally has been arrested (53:55) Weekly Sports Gambling Update & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/UtfczEM22Ow

S1 Ep 222#222 - "Sticky Booty Bandit" & It's Time to Quit Your Job
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 222, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) "Booty Bandit" (3:43) Intro to the pod (5:01) cats are not daughters (7:41) Thinking about your own life & growth.. (8:41) NFL Gambling is harder than it looks.. (15:02) Breaking the "Everyday Cycle" & seats that smush your crotch (18:45) Nick Bare is motivational..and can hold a f****** camera while running (23:42) Having my Lovely Lady on the pod in the near future. (25:57) Holidays & Birthdays are NOT an all month affair.. (28:41) Seth Mcfarlane supposedly was supposed to be on 9/11 flights... (34:10) culture of "F*** This Job" (37:45) "Were all Quitters"..generation z (39:54) when you know it's time to quit your job... & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/R8iYDi7fK0g

S1 Ep 221#221 - Travis Kelce & I Have Something in Common... & "I Am a Narcissist"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 221, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Travis Kelce & I have something in common... (3:03) Intro to the Pod (3:41) Taylor Swift took over NFL Sunday (5:54) Podcast is growing..Goal for end of year! (7:44) "I am a Narcissist".. (17:02) Homeless may be your best option (18:50) Empathy & entitlement given towards "Dreamers" (24:30) Obsession with our own "Story". (27:14) weird people who call non people "sexy" (28:28) helping a guy getting out of dysfunctonal relationship (34:10) cats are like women (38:01) "Is time really flying by..or.." (fake deep quote) (38:57) Love what your do..or be able to support yourself?..what's more important? (47:34) eternal struggle of money management (51:50) entitlement of people who "pursue". & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/cHB04_YCPmY

S1 Ep 220#220 - Kast Media Fudging over the Podcast Industry & Remy Ma being STRIPPED DOWN in Rap BATTLE!!
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 220, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) failing at commitment (1:37) Intro to the pod (2:14) archives like howard stern (2:58) Kast Media being exposed by theo von & other comedians, podcasters. (6:46) what do they actually do for podcasts? (9:30) why they didn't pay podcasters (14:54) it's hard to say no to these podcasting deals when it's best you can do at time. (16:30) Sukihana sold her soul to the devil (19:28) Remy Ma & Papoose Love story has been exposed...in rap battle? (29:40) When to start Disciplining your kid? When is it too late? (34:41) Adopting children just to spank them. (38:44) "Podcasts are TOO Saturated"..but what is a podcast? (43:08) why is stopped listening to Rory & Mal..it's not because of them. (44:08) (RANT) podcasters who complain about everyone having a podcast.. (53:00) it's fall..& tying new things with the show & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/vcylkh29lao

S1 Ep 219#219 - SZA Put Your Dick on SNOOZE & Being Poor has it's Benefits
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 219, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) SZA put your Dick in 3rd place...barely (1:51) Intro to the pod (2:22) having a "childish spirit" (7:31) Police cam catching mom drowning her kid in bathtub (11:31) speculation if Ghosts are real (16:38) being poor has its benefits (18:44) should i compete in natural bodybuilding? (20:20) taking molly with a holly (fentanyl billboard signs) (24:18) taking her to the fair (25:14) what if your girlfriend benches more than you? (26:17) Teyana Taylor & Iman Shumpert Divorce (29:37) Hugh Jackman (wolverine) Divorce (32:50) Chris Evans Age Gap Marriage has ugly women angry. (age gap relationship full thoughts) (44:41) S** Offender law advocate & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/A2Yn26JkyVM

S1 Ep 218#218 - Colorado Football Loves Illegal Streaming & Old People Stuck Working Makes a Young man Think
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify, apple, or wherever you listen. enjoy.In Episode 218, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) disrespecting the ladies ph balance (1:02) Intro to the pod (1:32) Colorado football & Deion Sanders are taking over Illegal Streaming. (4:22) Energy being Drained (5:20) (Clint observation ) Older people stuck at "Work".. (9:42) Santa Claus won't pay my child support. (12:22) You gotta build a good foundation... (14:00) Fitness tests for new parents to keep their children. (17:02) Spotify will buy my podcast.. (17:50) Spiritual manisfestation (22:47) Betty Boop & JFK (23:52) Slime you Out by Drake & Upcoming Album being moved back. (27:24) Iowa has a lot of Russian Influence (37:48) if you meet a stray iguana.... (38:50) WNBA player gets the MAX Contract.. (40:30) Mel Tucker caught in a Phone S** scandal..then some. (Full thoughts on whole situation) (51:30) RANT Alert: Panda Express Fortune Cookies & More!Help grow the youtube by clicking link below, leave a thumbs up & subscribe. thank you.https://youtu.be/vkjlstz1Se8

S1 Ep 217#217 - Puns Get The Buns (Alien VS Child Predator)
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 217, Clint Rambles about: aliens vs child predators, Corn is just 2 (or more) people having fun, reach as an "incfluencer", nelly & ashanti finally figured out "Whats luv", puns get the buns, Phd's vs Phatties, Amityville Horror wasn't possessed, naming your aborted child jasmine, be stressed to be blessed, "i've always wanted to be fed graham crackers", steve harvey marriage troubles, The "i outgrew them" person, pegasus, can animals crossbreed, a failed freestyle attempt from the boy, dogs get worst treatment than child predators, poor people name their kids "hope", twitter deleting a time travelers account for predicting aaron rodgers injury & More!leave a thumbs up & subscribe if you enjoy watching the podcast grow by clicking link below. thank you.https://youtu.be/UEWAxdM65mY

S1 Ep 216#216 - As The World Flips..Flat Earthers Exist
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson.In Episode 216, Clint Rambles about:(0:01) Cold Open: Debunking Flat Earthers. "As the World..Flips?"... + Television foreshadowing future.(3:48) Intro to the pod(5:02) "When i see a hole..i play Whack a mole" (finding holes in your pants)(6:42) T Shirts Have a high body count..buying people are cheaper nowadays.(8:33) "Dude ...wheres my car?" + making "moves".(10:18) Homeless people hate our advances to their living + hygiene(14:04) Recording homeless people for your YouTube Video to profit is..kinda odd(18:35) Wrestling is more dangerous sport than boxing + wrestling is like star wars when it comes to fandom.(27:30) Bad Joke Alert"They say shit sticks..."(28:30) "If i owned an arbys"... + Taco Bell Dipping taco is a Scam(34:17) Brittany from Myspace: Asking your 1st girl out in 7th grade..getting revenge with her sister.(40:54) Young thugs Dad says his son is innocent..oh really now?(42:20) Donald Trump Fiasco & Clints overall thoughts on Government as a whole.(50:54) Massage Spas that are busy @ 4 -5 pm everyday next to the zaxbys.(54:48) Pastor who was hooking up with a ..tranny prostitute got blasted on tik tok..over $125.. & more!Help grow the show by clicking the Link Below & leaving a thumbs up on todays episode & subscribe to the channel. Thank you.

S1 Ep 215#215 - For All The Dogs...Cats Don't Have Hips (Prostitution should be Legal)
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 215, Clint Rambles about: (0:01)selling bath salts to mormons , allys in alleys getting drugs, (2:23) intro to the pod (4:18) blackmailing dunkin donuts for a sponsorship (4:48) how a "view" on twitter differs from youtube (6:56) google alerts lied about "For All The Dogs" by Drake. (11:01) greek philosophy is..ego driven?... (15:08) "Drake is our great philosopher of our time".. (21:45) First drafts aren't supposed to suck if it's actually good (25:41) Trump Indictments..does it really matter at this point? (36:23) Prostitution..it should be legal.. & more!if you enjoyed, leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the youtube by clicking link below.https://youtu.be/EVEmt2kLkyg

S1 Ep 214#214 - Tuesdays W/ Stories (i'm a proud TUESGAY)
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 214, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Opening monologue: being a "natty" guy with no enhancers, fuckboy hurts my feelings (3:18) Intro to the pod (4:07) I'm a Tuesgay (mark normand & joe list fan) (5:19) Streaming has turned into cable...Newsroom tv show thoughts (12:28) my dream podcast..(Tuesday W/ Stories type) (14:29) being intimidating (16:03) people who work out with their socks (20:03) funny guys are insecure...(can't make this shit up) (22:45) Consuming podcasts..to do a podcast..is entertainment nonsense? (29:19) living a minimal lifestyle has a cost.. (33:31) spiritual coaches be like.. (36:28) Sylvester Stallone was natural for Rocky 1...i think (39:30) "Impossible " body standards are stupid to even worry about. (45:40) Dwayne Johnson promotion of "extreme cheat meals" is more harmful than whatever "Gear" hes on. (51:32) i used to have a tail,..we all are just cats (57:00) the idea of having a "Bank" to hold your money is...odd.hope you enjoyed todays episode. if you did, click link below & leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the Youtube. Thankshttps://youtu.be/TsBIDaA0JVQ

S1 Ep 213#213 - Zaddy 101
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 213, Clint Rambles about: being called a "zaddy", baseball coaches don't matter, Pay Disparity in a workplace, jobs & their so called "great opportunity", Ike Turner was on to something.., clint punishing his future child by putting back the Danimals, the georgia woman who tried to murder her husband by going on vacation to the bahamas, us adults should recieve the child support that is due!!!, Clint's 3 P's(prizepicks, p***, podcasting), gambling on your phone is manipulative, Dave Portnoy buying Barstool back & the behind the scenes, & more!Click link below to leave a thumbs up on today's episode & subscribe to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson podcast on youtube. thank you

S1 Ep 212#212 - Plant Me (Pod) Industry..I'm a Pretty, Quirky, Awkward White Boy (Drake..ur invited)
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 212, Clint Rambles about: Without a Paddle, Life Insurance is Killin us, general life philosophy books, is Bobbi Althoff the 1st podcast industry plant?, "Quirky" & "Awkward" fake personalities in podcasting, women talking about how men are really "Feeling", crossfit athletes cant ride a bike...literally, the way we as men are talked about speaks volumes, "I don't recognize who he is anymore"..no shit, unhealthy to "Have it all?", Logan Vs Jake Paul fight about being brothers involving business, Bryce Hall doing Bare Knuckle Fighting. & More!!!If you enjoyed this episode,please click link below & leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson YouTube channel. Thanks.https://youtu.be/hzFx-C37X70

S1 Ep 211#211 - I Am Delusional
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 211, Clint Rambles about: the attraction of delusional, "what are your macros?" guy, doing 200 hrs of life on the podcast, ufo whistleblowers in congress, wildfire conspiracy, "we've only seen 3% of the ocean"..,lawyer advertisements on radio, representing yourself in court should be promoted, dreams becoming transitional reality, podcasting causing awkward conversations, drake told you not to fuck with chubbs, spring breakers parking in your 3 million dollar house driveway, & living off the grid is not you.Click Link Below to leave a thumbs up and subscribe to the youtube if you enjoyed. Thankshttps://youtu.be/19hT6G6PuEU

S1 Ep 210#210 - Small Booty With The Cheetah Tattoo
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 210, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Escalators at Braves Game (2:00) Girls with small booty & cheetah tattoo (4:28) New Pod. every mon - wed - fri (5:28) Clint's Full experience at Braves V.S Angels game. from the food prices, in between inning experience, etc. (13:11) Lizzo Accusations Reaction (16:13) Nothings by accident...right? (jesus thoughts) (21:33) Soft White Underbelly: Doug the Bodybuilder (27:40) The "Doin Too Much" at work guy. (RANT Alert) (39:00) Being shit on for being a "Try Hard" or "Overachiever" (45:14) Jimmy Neutron as a .."kink fetish" (49:45) My Hypothetical Spotify Contract vs Meghan Markle podcast fiasco (54:44) Fear of Passion becoming your Job. & More!Click Link Below to leave a thumbs up & Subscribe to the YouTube Channel. Thanks.https://youtu.be/o52KIgk6tNs

S1 Ep 209#209 - Pre-Workout Dream Pump
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Enjoy! In Episode 209, Clint Rambles About: I was on my BS this episode.Too much to make time stamps today. I got work in a few hours.Thank you.Click link below to subscribe to the youtube channel & leave a thumbs up. Thankshttps://youtu.be/FzhA8ubOSmw

S1 Ep 208#208 - You Will Stick it in the Wrong Hole
EOff N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. (Podcast) Go follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Enjoy! In Episode 208, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) pull the lana plug (adam 22 wife) (0:58) Intro to the pod. (2:00) I'm going bear mode (3:18) you will stick it in the wrong hole. (sex education in USA) (10:00) Genie from Aladdin is..."Top Heavy" (12:08) are we really...adaptable as we think? (15:00) Titanic: " Jack should've kicked her ass in the water".."Rose didn't really love him" (17:43) Titties are Round..& keep you around (20:03) Bodybuilding & MMA cause soft dicks. (21:45) young guy at work finding out at work a girl was a guy...hard to tell from behind. (24:13) Lil Jay prison video exposing he likes green weaves sitting on his lap. (28:50) Walking in the urinal with his pants down. (31:12) Spotify upping their subscription $1 (33:40) Burger King deserve Slander for Lifetime + Prices represent what they think about their employees. (36:38) Cancer sucks..but people overkill their care for it. (39:14) (Panda Express) Commercialized Chinese Restaurants (43:12) Shrek & Mulan both have.... (49:28) My imaginary friend made us move out of a haunted house..."I don't remember him..but i don't deny him" (53:12) why the titanic is "Personal" to me. (56:57) Days off are overrated. (58:59) you can't get caught strangling someone with a Ove Glove. (1:01:55) Moral of Todays Pod..& Outro.Click Link below if you enjoy todays ep & follow , leave a thumbs up to help grow the channel. thank you.https://youtu.be/iy35EH0RQpA

S1 Ep 207#207 - [APT] Alcohol, Podcasting, Training | "You should not drink Alcohol until your Successful"
EDon't forget to suck some TITTTIEES!! Clint is back, sucking more titties than ever. Enjoy! (Recorded on July 5, 2023) In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Andrew Tate: "You should not drink alcohol until your successful".. (4:02) Intro to the Pod. Follow Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. (6:00) "I actually like squatting"..is that a sus statement? (7:08) Personal trainers who are on their phones during sessions. (17:30) Passion is BS..(according to a video I saw) (24:58) Red Roof Inn has good deals... (26:04) Housekeepers went on strike. (29:04) Being a drunk 4 yr old on Chocolate Vodka. (30:00) Alcohol shouldn't be hidden from the children. (35:04) Rich People renting out hotels to have Orgies & stuff. (45:34) work rant: guy on same pay scale trying to tell people what to do. (53:18) normalizing hypergamy (58:18) Outro!Click Link Below to follow the Pod on the youtube and leave a thumbs up! thanks.https://youtu.be/zxE-ivL5apI

S1 Ep 206#206 - Fake Flexibility | "Women are just Financial Plans" , "Pursuit does not = Entitlement"
EClint is back with another Fluid addition of the "Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson" Podcast. Enjoy! Go follow the show on spotify or apple podcasts.In Episode 207, Clint Rambles about: (0:28) Bible Thumper Ruslan KD response to Killer Mike.(4:15) Intro to the Pod.(5:35) harvard study on "What makes people happy?"(6:48)"I want a little Thor" blaming having children for your lack of competence(9:42) i've been looking into real estate...financing is not normal(12:12) going through your partners phone(13:52) "if you can kick someone in the face..."(14:10) Fake Flexibility(16:37) Faux Fur + Cardi B & Offset more drama(18:30) Artists okay just dropping music every 6 years.(21:54) Entitlement in Pursuit(24:52) Dark Web Desires(27:52) The Design is never good enough(28:42) "Religious goons" Arrogance with people of faith...(such as Ruslan KD)(32:28) Maybe Jesus is a coward(35:48) Jesus lovers have no real belief(38:00) The Yacht Girls(44:12) Outro to the PodClick the Link Below & leave a thumbs up on the video and subscribe. Thank you!https://youtu.be/LDk-SHmcC40

S1 Ep 205#205 - Next Level Mourning | "The Flash is dramatic & corny" + Marilyn Monroe is breast chicken
EAfter brief hiatus Clint is back . Enjoy this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Go follow the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts In Episode 205, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Next Level Mourning" T'shirt guy. (1:55) The CW makes the most dramatic, corniest, predictable stuff. (5:38) Clint's Bill Clinton impression. + Reviewing "the incident" (10:29) how do artists biggest songs be "Re-made" but they profit? (11:27) Marilyn Monroe was the biggest prostitute of her time.what was her appeal? (13:52) Marilyn Monroe would be working at Wendy's today. (17:38) mega church preacher speech. (18:45) Jesus in Fitness YouTube. (22:02) Dealing with a Jehovah's Witness... (26:22) Revisiting the Jitterbug Phone (28:32) public pools produce a minimum of 3 children a year each (30:52) anyone who plans to have children are clinically insane. (33:42) Bill Clinton Impression Improv by yours truly. (38:59) cant take politics serious. (40:59) Manspreading advice (43:03) Back to the "Next Level Mourning" guy..weird flex but your girl agrees. & More!!Go follow the YouTube Channel Below & leave a thumbs up. Thank you!https://youtu.be/cZLbxkteepo

S1 Ep 204#204 -Tongue N Cheek | "Lets just say..she can float on my noodle" [Ocean Gate Exposes Poor People]
EWelcome back to another Cheeky Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 204, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) The Pool Lady who was showing the "Cheeks" in front of a group of teens in my Neighborhood. (4:28) Intro to the Pod! (5:33) Ocean Gate Tragedy ( Titanic Expedition). Rich people deserve no empathy when they die i guess. Situation exposes real human nature.(20:30) Under the Sea Voodoo Ghosts reminds me of Scooby Doo!! (22:52) "The Wife of 2 Passengers have died"...Wait What?!! (25:12) Virgin Company launching a "Go to space" mission for $450,000 ...KIngs of timing. (28:00) Shannon Sharpe leaving Undisputed..my hypothesis on what he'll do next..(spoiler: it won't be doing debate) (42:25) "Pretty Boy" Alex Eubank gives some girls the ick...but to me his delts are sick. (46:00) Do women actually prefer to be with someone "less attractive" because of fear of being 2nd fiddle in others eyes? (49:48) Moral of Todays pod...(Closing thoughts)https://youtu.be/uTq-AgLjqa8 (Video link to this episode on YouTube. Leave a thumbs up if you enjoyed and subscribe. thanks)

S1 Ep 202#202- Socially Awkward Is Social Truth | "Mario Rios Taking over Fitness YouTube"
E#social #awkward #fitnessmodel Sorry for the brief absence , Clint is back thottier than a pop tart in this (drunken) edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 202, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Socially Awkward is the social truth. (3:10) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe & Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (5:23) Mario Rios taking over Youtube. (10:00) 8 ft alien in your backyard (conspiracy time) (13:56) "Cheesecake Factory was $104 before tip.." (broke boy talk) (18:38) unplanned pregnancies are neccesary (19:48) ja morant suspended 25 games (21:38) Starbucks taking down their pride month flags (23:18) Jordan Peterson on Assisted... (25:58) Drinking as a vice is nice.If you enjoyed this, Click the video below to Subscribe & leave a thumbs up on the YouTube channel where you can see my drunk ass in disgusting action. Thankshttps://youtu.be/YZ-MXmNwVag

S1 Ep 201#201 - "Preparation Poops Podcasts" (PPP) | Marcellus Wiley Covers "The Real", I'm Mark Normand
EWelcome back to another "Uh Oh" edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 201, Clint Rambles about: Marcellus Wiley covering the real uncomfortable stories in his podcast. (Trevor Bauer New Allegations). Preparation In Podcasts, Mark Normand Is Like Me, Adam Sandler is the Drake of Acting, "Male R&B is Dead" According to Summer Walker, Home Depot Girl goin Viral for ..."laying the wood" on only fans girls, being constantly reminded you're a physical specimen never gets old at jets pizza, Chris D'Elia on Rick Glassman's "Take Your Shoes Off" Podcast was a tale of two feelings for one.& Sam Hunt is having another child.Full Video Version of this episode below. If you would leave a thumbs up or follow channel that would be much appreciated. thank youhttps://youtu.be/naaoc8Z8nuE

S1 Ep 200#200 -"Slim Gym Bro" | Men Would Rather Start a Podcast Than go to Therapy & Alcoholism In Comedy
EClint is back coping with a few things..still..in this Hour Long edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 200, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "I'm a Slim Gym Bro" (0:28) Intro to the pod. (Don't forget to follow the pod on spotify & Subscribe to the channel) (1:06) "Just Go to Therapy"..Therapy is more detrimental than it is productive. (7:54) "Men Would rather start a podcast than go to therapy". ..Well lets talk about why that is. (15:40) (real talk)Talking about your problems does absolutely nothing. (22:00) Normalization of Alcoholism in Comedy. (Bert Kreischer Example) (29:05) Drinking becoming more shamed instead of enjoyment. (32:41) How Life has Changed since Starting the Podcast Two Years ago. (What I have taken away) (37:36) Setting Lofty Goals for the future & "I'm the most underrated, Passioniate Podcaster on the Planet". (43:47) Charlamagne tha God losing his mojo. "Entitlement in the Podcast Industry" (52:11) Taylor Swift Writes her music..pretty big deal in mainstream music.(respect) (57:40) Sociatial pressure is not real. (58:58) "This pod is gonna grow.." (1:01:58) Final Quote of the Show & Outro!!!Full Video Version on youtube. If you enjoy the show, please click link below to subscribe & leave a thumbs up to help grow the channel. Thank You!https://youtu.be/txdXKUQdGZ8

S1 Ep 199#199 -"Pickleball Pregnancy" | ESPN Now Has Pickleball & Al Pacino Pregnancy Triggers the Morality
EClint's gets all up in a arms over Pickelball on ESPN in this edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast. Enjoy! In Episode 199, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) ESPN is now showing Pickleball...(bruhh) (3:07) Intro to the podcast (Don't forget to follow the pod on Spotify & subscribe to the channel) (4:18) Al Pacino knocked up 29 year old girlfriend Noor Alfallah. (5:51) Cdrizzle97 takes over with an 3 minute freestyle..what else needs to be said? (9:42) Clint gets back on the Al Pacino Age gap relationship & is it morally irresponsible to have a child at that old of an age? (14:51) "There's a lot to mad at in the world" (16:11) Media is an easy scapegoat for general blaming with no direction. (19:15) Traditional V.S. Untraditional way of living. Results may vary. (22:05) "Caleb Hammer..Invite me on over to shit on my daily dunkin spending". Financial Youtube will remind you how much you don't really got it going on. (23:54) Slurs in Communities are spoken the loudest by those who claim to be their biggest allies.(Hasan Piker working with Ethan Klein) (26:10) Hasan Piker Working with Ethan Klein is the definition of a person who ignores what he wants for his own benefit. (31:43) "You're not better than your past decisions" (34:18) What do you call a dog with no legs?..+ Samples in music is starting show the downsides with longeivity. (Bridget Mindler & Fugees) (41:04) "Jackie Harry voice on Sister Sister...turned me on" (42:04) Shipping Boxes in this world is an expensive hassle. (46:30) Nice houses that you can tell have Broke people living there. (All random houses off back roads) (50:05) OUTRO!!Hey, If you enjoy this podcast, please do me a favor & click the link below to leave a thumbs up & subscribe to the Youtube channel. Where i post the video version of this podcast. Thank You!https://youtu.be/baLSIPfN5gg

S1 Ep 198#198 - "I Don't See Color..I'm Light Skinned" | i'm gonna be the #1(solo) Podcast In America
EClint is blindly becoming the #1 podcaster in the world in front of your eyes in this Crazy OFF THE RAILS Edition of the Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson Podcast! Enjoy! In Episode 198, Clint Rambles about: (0:38) Intro to the Pod (Don't forget to subscribe, and follow the pod on spotify or wherever you listen) (1:04) Kid comes out womb with a 9 incher. Sizeing up the boys. (3:05) Poppin the gambling cherry at the laundromat. (4:54) "I'm gonna be the #1 Podcast in America" (6:27) "Why buy twitter, when you can have a Turkey leg?" (7:25) Pedophilia being normalized. (9:03) Clint gets in his slam poetry bag.. (10:18) "I'm an underground talent". (12:10) "are you sure there's not 1 f..... kangaroo in Antarctica" (13:58) Caterpillars,Polar Bears, dolphins, & orcas shouldn't be in kids books. (15:59) Flank Steak & undercooked meats meant to be exquisite. (17:38) Drake has lived a lot of lives + how to get monetized on youtube. (& make $$$) (20:03) "I'm looking a little Lightskinned" + "I don't see color"..what are you?...the 3 blind mice? (22:52) "A blind woman's touch will make you look past alot of things".. (23:45) WNBA stats are hard to find. (26:03) "Belly Buttons" (smell) are atrocious. Innies vs outies (28:58) Your hairline will determine the future of the world. (According to spiritual being) (30:26) "I've never had an asian doctor".."Or Clean Tubes" (31:38) getting my podcast titles read to your sisters friend for entertainment. (33:52) "If you pour holy water on a sinner"... (34:50) Shoutout to the Jewish Community for not having megachurches on Tik Tok. (36:30) Abe Lincoln was too tall to have S** (38:28) my tinder bio now would be Dynamite. (40:02) (RANT) FURNITURE!! (45:45) Outro!!!Thanks for listening to the podcast. If you enjoyed, Click the link below to follow the Youtube channel and leave a thumbs up! Yes there is a video version of the podcast. Thank you!https://youtu.be/r3OV9CTxpUI