No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

Join us for an all new adventure into the world of angsty teenagers, as we play Final Fantasy VIII! A baffling opening cut scene sets the tone for an episode full of tutorials. Will we ever get out of this computer terminal and actually start this game? Find out now! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a whole new season of No One Can Know About This! We played Final Fantasy VIII, and can’t wait to share the journey with you all. Join us for a pregame episode as we set the scene and get stymied trying to begin playing the game. We’ll get going properly on the game next week, so for now, come eat chicken burgers with us and get excited for the most Final Fantasy Final Fantasy of them all! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season finale! Welcome to a new type of show, with segments like “Talkin’ Lures” and “Handing Ryan Some Bait”! We rented a boat and some poles and headed out onto Santa Ana River Lakes for a day of fishing! It’s time to put away childish things. It’s time to experience life. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We find the secret dungeon in Phin Castle and get the White Mask! Then we head to Mysidia to save Minh and unseal Ultima. But, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go back to talk to Hilda, but she’s acting strangely! The real Hilda is being kept in a prison under a colosseum, so we go fight for the Emperor’s pleasure, but he catches us and throws us in prison. Then we escape and take back Phin Castle! It’s an action packed episode! Also, we read some choice internet comments. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for Castle Dist and the Hiryuus! We look for some royalty free music, die a lot, and discuss getting involved in the chonk community. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some time leveling, learn a lesson we hadn’t learned in a while, and rant about Fallout 76. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to take down Kashoun. Go to humanesociety.org and donate now to help end puppy mills! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we already forgot, so we assume he’s some random guy that sucks at fighting. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pass to get onto the airship. And so we talk to Josef who says we actually need the Sled first before all of that. So we head back to the Semite Cave so we can enter the Ice Cave. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we go to the Semite Cave to get the Mithril. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what the whole game will be like? Kinda, but not exactly. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We set out on yet another adventure, but this time we aren’t too excited, because we played Final Fantasy II!! Will we be able to even figure out how to play this game? Will it be the one that finally destroys us? And guys… have you seen Cats? Join us as we embark on a different kind of season. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jeff and Ryan played Final Fantasy VII Remake, and wanted to get their thoughts out about this incredible new game! Go watch our full unedited playthrough on youtube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvxtcd3Vzn3281Iptzu56Oj_mtxVR5ruL or on twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/collections/QZhrRBnuAxZy5A, or just listen to what we think here! Email: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It's the season (or series) finale of Chocobetting! We invited our good friend, as well as creator and star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom to be completely baffled by betting on Chocobos! We ordered food from a deli! We had a really fun conversation! Come hang out. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s the third in our totally intermittent bonus series, Chocobetting! We invited our good friend Eric Wheeler over to bet on Chocobo races and apparently talk a lot about movies and shit. Come hang out! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s Chocobetting #2! This time we welcome good friend Spencer Crittenden (creator of the excellent animated D&D show Harmonquest on VRV as well as game master on Harmontown) to bet on chocobo races and make spam sandwiches. Come hang out with us as we live our healthiest lives. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s an all new intermittent bonus series! Come hang out with us as we invite a friend over to bet on chocobo races. This episode, we invited Ryan’s childhood friend Ricky O’Bannon over to make mashed potato cheeseburgers and bet on some chickens. There will be more episodes of this nonsense in the future. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the big season 4 finale! We beat Ruby Weapon! We see a cut scene in the Shinra Mansion! Then we finally hit the final dungeon, to settle things with Sephiroth once and for all. Then we reflect and take stock of the enormous journey that was Final Fantasy VII. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Catharsis is coming. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to go back to the Gelnika to level up more. Once we have another mime, we try again to beat Emerald Weapon. You’re so settled at this point, you might be unsettled… but just settle some more please. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The true grind continues until we level up our materia enough to give Emerald Weapon a try. So we do! Are you settled in yet? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The true grind begins at the start of a new day. Seriously, settle in. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We learn the truth of Emerald Weapon’s power, so it’s time to figure out the best way to level. Settle in. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more time getting a Final Attack materia… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for Battle Square! How long will it take? How many tissues will wind up in our inventory? W-Summon is 64 thousand battle points??? Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a week later, and it’s time to grind. We’re beginning to get to know the Gelnika really well. Just gotta get ready for that battle arena. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We pack up the cabin and go back to sunny Los Angeles! Where we draw the blinds and continue breeding chocobos. We breed the ultimate chicken and hit the materia caves. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The breedening begins, and it’s going to take some time. Settle in. It’s the last episode at the cabin. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get the normal treasure and head back to Midgar for some final weapons. Then we pick up some quests from the Kalm Traveler. We’re not ready for Emerald Weapon, so we begin the process of understanding Chocobo breeding. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating jungles in video games. We also finally figure out limit breaks. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by accidentally entering the final dungeon. So we reset and check out Cosmo Canyon. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to head back to Midgar for the big disk 2 finale! Let’s grab a megaphone! Let’s kill everyone in Shinra! Let’s bust open that force field in the north! Join us, as disk 2 comes to an amazingly fun climax. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the final day at the cabin and Ryan is feeling really sick. We get the key of the ancients! We find someone named Lucrecia in a waterfall! We use the music box of television! Then it’s time to head back to Midgar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wakes up sick. So we start searching underwater. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and starts hiding around her hometown! Can we find her? Or an old friend? Or should we just hang out in Turtle’s Paradise with the Turks? It’s Wutime. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We make it to Rocket Town and finish baking a potato. Then we go to space! We try to blow up the meteor! Will we survive re-entry? Find out this week! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cloud is back together, so it’s time to head to Junon and get the huge materia from the underwater reactor! Jeff reads some local articles while Ryan loses to a boss. Then we play a submarine video game. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for the big lifestream episode! Can we get the truth from Cloud’s memories? Can we put Cloud’s mind back together? And what is Tifa holding secret? Could this game actually make sense??? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for a train ride followed by more aimless wandering! Mideel has some good weapons and stuff, so let’s go spend all our money at Fort Condor again. There’s huge materia all over the place. Oh no, WEAPON! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We take a trip around the world, looking for what to do next! Fort Condor? Chocobo breeding? Huge materia? It could be anything! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tifa wakes up from a week long coma, only to be put in a public execution! But Weapon attacks and we escape on an airship! The tyranny of disk 1 is over. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We challenge the ice cliff and make it to the big reunion! There’s a tornado of insanity at the center of a crater in the north, and everyone’s coming. What will get unleashed here? How bad can Ultimate Destruction Magic really be? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor Gast’s past, and Aeris’s birth! Then we hop on a snowboard and immediately slam into a wall. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get the Lunar Harp and unlock the Forest of the Ancients, leading the way to the City of the Ancients. What will happen down here? It is, finally, the end of disk one. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to take on the Temple of the Ancients, a dungeon with a ton of crappy, difficult parts! We meet the time guardian, fight a wall, and watch a close friend sacrifice himself for our benefit. Or did he? Find out this week! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused by cartoon logic. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.